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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull everybody back! Pull them
    back!
    PULL BACK! PULL BACK!!

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boatescape......home

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love this shit, will CS2 have something like it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, the major csgo ze communities have been waiting for CS2 to come out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, the major csgo ze communities have been waiting for CS2 to come out

        It's CS:GO all over again. It will be fricked for a minimum of 2 years, and there were no decent maps either.
        Here's the current state of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKYBdxrHnuU

        Also CS:GO zombies was fricking awful, I wish it would die already.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does CS:S still have some populated custom servers?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only in EU but the ping is *playable* up until about 250ms IMO.
            I wonder if the current crowd will fall back on CS:S however. There's (dead) servers idle in Asia and America.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm still mad how dead cs source is. It's still my favorite one.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            When I stopped playing around 2016 they were almost dead. The patches they added to source after GO launched sabotaged the game.
            The flashlight change is to this day really fricking gay.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, it's all bots now

            most servers spoof player counts, too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, valve is quietly killing community servers, open the server browser for css and csgo and see tons of copy paste russian servers with fake zm_mg_ze etc maps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ideal FPS would basically be a reverse battle royale where everyone starts at the middle or one end of the map and their objective is to safely get to the other side of the map while avoiding NPCs. While there would be no friendly fire there would still be incentive to screw people over like pulling out with a vehicle immediately, or shooting a bridge so another player becomes bait for the NPCs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hated this map so much as zombie cause catching CTs was basically impossible

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh? this is probably the easiest map to play as a zombie since people had a good chance of getting clipped out of the boats and helicopters. plus anyone who missed the boats were practically dead unless it was a no reload map

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now we're talking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I used to love glitching players off the boat with smoke grenades in the final stretch of the level

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boatescape_6. Man what a banger. Same with Ze_spacestationzz. Sad that zombieescape is dead.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not exactly dead, it just became the sweaty competitive kind of gamemode instead of a silly fun kind.
        Shame, really, I enjoyed playing on wacky maps that didn't have zillion difficulty levels and bosses.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just Icecap but green.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone votes the shit map

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people always vote mako reactor? I can never get up the fricking pipes and ladders. I HATE that map.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because mako reactor is pure kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because mako reactor is pure kino

        Mako always upsets the shitters.
        So, shitter detected.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He will never experienced timed Ultima as the DnB drop on Extreme 2

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you ever experience the "train meta" before it was patched? Oldgay kino right here.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes,And it was beautiful anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao I always nominate v6 to upset the mako fanboys because they love v5 so much. Frick mako. also who plays nide.gg?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nide is full of homosexuals
          cheating homosexuals too

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao stay mad shitter

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, when I take a clip and show it to 20 people who all agree he's cheating, an admin bans him but gets unbanned by the head admin because they are frick buddies.
              Kys cheating scum.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In that case I agree, frick the head admin then.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love this map in ttt i always rushed to the ship's wheel to prop kill frickers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zm_roy_the_ship
      I only "liked" one spot on that map where you could hide inside a prop and win.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK, i miss coming back from school and joining the first server i see with this map, where did we go so wrong?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pure angst and relief of making that jump and getting inside

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    obj vertigo is so fricking shit

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sovl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That spray
      TAKE ME BACK

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't have sprays in cs:go

        no fun allowed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOOOOOOOOOOODS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss these moments in Gmod. Nowdays all servers are full of weeb discord morons and trannies. Servers ban sprays and most servers use pay 2 win shops.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We get it, you're a redditor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      'm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gem's deep

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Helms Deep on man vs. bots in Mount and Blade: Napoleonic Warfare
    I'll never get to play it ever again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still played on the other bot survival server

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried looking for this and couldn't find it. Looks cool

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      take me back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was a console gamer back then but i adored pc gaming and i was obsessed with this map. watched every gameplay video

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    zm_lila_panic, home

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a long time source mapper this one always pissed me off so bad since it didn't have lighting baked into it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me and a buddy always rushed to try and get the vending machines just right to get onto the roof, or there was a spot underground where you could get 2 vending machines placed perfectly in a doorway so no zombies could get in if the server let zombies climb on top of each other.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this map pretty much defined my summers when I was in middle school.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I vaguely remember a shitty Death Star map where you could ride a tie fighter out into space which would make you damn near invisible in the darkness.
    Anybody remember this garbage?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That guy who ported Helms deep to L4D2 but also made the map act like fricking malware and just remove several game modes from the main menu
      Wonder how that guy's doing, hopefully bad

      I remember there were two star wars maps, one was circular and on tattooine and I think you could drive the big metal box the jawas use and the death star one that had the platforming bit in the middle and the tie fighters

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spend hours trying to get to the xwing
        >finally board it
        >fall out of wienerpit and die

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hey yeah! I remember the sand crawler map too now that you mention it.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you may not like it, but this is what peak map balance looks like

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CS1.6 and CSS had so much fricking soul goddamn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the players did, the games themselves did not. valve games are pretentious barebones shit they toss out with minimal effort and expect their player-base to turn into something good

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick CS:GO zombies is so fricking dogshit. What's worse is all the maps are just minigames now LMAO. The zombies don't even play anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed even a few years back that since some GO servers were eligible for drops a lot of people would idle in them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have auto-kick for AFK. Some gaylords macro it but it depends on the server as well as some servers have skins, lootboxes, battlepasses etc. it's cringe as frick.

        What I meant was that the map holds the zombies in a area while the humans fight a boss. Mako was the first map to do this but over time it's become basically PvE at this point.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the fun and surreal Nipper maps like blahhhh. Crazy car/tank, rats, blackhawkd were also great shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black hawk map
      >jump into the propeller blades
      >character model gets glitched in the blade
      >just spin around like an idiot till they either get lucky to hit me to the clock runs out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He came back recently for GO maps
      Two of them are abstract, not as good as arghhh but

      Also the oodles of NIPPERlikes on Gmod workshop, some of them on GameBanana

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >server is infinite ammo
    >hide in one of those concrete tube things
    >just hold M1 and abuse knockback with the P90

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think zombie servers should always have infinite ammo with no reloading.
      The zombies' knockback and movement speed just need to be adjusted with that in mind, it makes the whole thing so much more fun and let's a handful of humans win a map in they're good enough with their aim rather than just get overwhelmed by numbers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were a few servers that did that on CS:S and they were laughed at for being "easy" servers, particularly as maps started having bossfights or whatever.
        Too many people cheat in ZE these days that it would be detrimental to have unlim ammo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There were a few servers that did that on CS:S and they were laughed at for being "easy" servers
          Never ever even thought about that nor even cared, I want the game to feel good while being fair, I played on a zombie escape CSS server where there was unlimited ammo with no reloading and I never felt like humans or zombies were particularly stronger than the other, it was evenly balanced and best of all, it was a lot of fun.
          A single or small group of humans could hold the zombies back if they were good enough, you can't have that without infinite ammo and no reloading unless either the zombies are weak or the humans coordinate reloading, at which point the game is less about having fun and more about tryharding.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was the server HellZ?
            No harm in trying it.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CS:GO zombies
    >make a macro that spams left click so I can get around the rule of "only pistols allowed in crouch spots"
    >get banned anyway
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half the server cheats
    ZE / ZM was cool but not anymore. Also the maps are garbage.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finding the porn room

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the WHAT?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that fricking mine craft map had just some pics of big titty girls in a hidden room and I swear to God it was my first experience being interested in girls/sex.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >map usually last about 30 minutes or about 5-6 rounds
    >spend first round finding gay spots/limit testing

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    zm_toxic_house... home...
    or whatever it was called, there was like 4 different maps like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I remember that map. Good times.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only know cs_crackhouse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick I remember playing this map on some server with the dumbest custom skins and guns ever. Like you could be Wesker and shoot lightning from a golden M4 and shit. Good times.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoot a vending machine across the map to a place it shouldnt be in
    >50 zombies trying to get me
    >still 4 minutes left in the round
    >the screaming at me on the mic

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15 years ago
      WAKE ME UP INSIDE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >windows movie maker
      >xp
      >evanescence
      >Unregistered Hypercam 2
      >all those missing textures
      Holy frick, what a time capsule.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised this hasn't been taken down for copyrighted music yet. I'm saving it just in case.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Half the video is a black screen, the song also just lasts until the half
      Pure comedy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that XP aesthetic
      >limewire
      >firefox 3.6
      >janky steam client
      good old times

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >atix_helicopter
    >find out how to trigger the nuke early
    >get a good hour out of it before the homosexual mods figure out who is doing it

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purposely stand near the edge
    >get tagged by a zombie
    >start a chain reaction and frick over 20 people hiding in the red crate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      edging Black person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >atix_helicopter
      >find out how to trigger the nuke early
      >get a good hour out of it before the homosexual mods figure out who is doing it

      Lol now these guys are true gamers. The church of grief welcomes you

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >map is dark
    >just hide near spawn in a bush
    >no one bothers to look
    >win

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hide with the silenced pistol
    >shot zombies
    >they look around like idiots
    >can never find me

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throw grenade at someone
    >he dodges to next glass
    >falls down to glassless floor
    Pssh nothing personnal kiddo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      loved all the destructible maps, breakfloor was a fun one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        breakfloor is fricking core CS:S memories

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jump backwards into a barricade
    >glitch through it
    >the ass pain

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ze_jurassic_Park_v3
    >ze_FF7_Mako_Reactor_v7
    >ze_LotR_Helms_Deep
    >ze_pirates_of_the_carribean
    >ze_alien_vs_predator_v8

    my favorite maps, especially AVP, that map would transform every time the humans won (from lv1 to lv2) and the true end goal was for humans to win lv5 which had this epic predator boss fight, I can't find any youtube videos on it, only some of lv1 or lv2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mako reactor also transformed after humans won each time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mako reactor also transformed after humans won each time

      Mako had tiny changes each level. Now maps have entirely new maps as levels.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were there any maps where players had to sacrifice themselves for others go on ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not had to, but there were plenty of opportunities for a heroic sacrifice, those men were legends

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot the name but the mode where you create your own play area to try defend from the zombies. The admins had noclip and would check to make sure you weren't making an "impossible base" kind of deal. Was fun as shit.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find a really gay spot
    >so gay people would spec me to figure out how I was getting there

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best surf maps?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think one was called japan or waterfall
      you could find a spot that can see into spawn and camp them with the AWP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every surf map where the glass between spawns can be shot through with an awp.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      legends, it was really based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think one was called japan or waterfall
      you could find a spot that can see into spawn and camp them with the AWP

      Yeah it was called Japan, legendary map.
      I loved Buckwild or Abhorrence

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      classics 2 if thats what it was called

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone ITT a fellow Half life 2 Deathmatch-chad? Man I miss puzzle maps

    >everyone starts the map in the main lobby, where there are several rooms
    >people slowly complete challenges and solve puzzles in each room; some need several people to complete, others can be done solo
    >tasks include jumping puzzles, surfing maps, and PVE shooting sections
    >after completing a challenge, you're rewarded with a car battery, and you use your gravity gun to bring the battery back to the lobby
    >once a battery has been won from each room and they're all plugged in, the final room is unlocked
    >some maps were so fricking difficult, so much so that the map would remain for hours
    >most maps had a team of dedicated autists who's only goal was to use the gravity gun to skip the batteries across the top of the terminals and hopefully glitch them so one battery can be used twice

    HL2DM was an amazing game, made even more amazing by the fact that most people got it for free with the orange box/in HL2 bundles, but they never even opened it one time. You could hop from a combat server to a puzzle server to any number of modded game modes and maps. Nothing like it will ever exist again. It's all so tiresome.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think i ever played those maps but i did love HL2DM. the gravity gun made for some hilarious kills

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are still few servers with puzzle maps but no one joins them, I wish it was different because I loved them too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still seethe over box stacking "puzzles"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the solutions on those maps were bullshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HL2DM Chad reporting in, it is (or used to be) a hidden gem with just how much you could squeeze out of the game.
      Build maps that used map logic, puzzle maps that had absolutely insane challenges rivaled only by insanity of autists that would compete who would complete them the fastest, shoddily-made PVE coop maps where you shoot HL2 enemies. And don't get me started on modded and scripting servers!
      I sunk more than 20k hours in in with friends, with at least 10k hours before steam even started tracking game time, and I would do it all over again.
      Unfortunately steampipe update broke the game and it was getting progressively more broken over the years...

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its weird how tf2 getting opened to 100 player lobbies started the ze servers for that game. The exact same maps ported over. Not that I'm complaining. Wouldn't mind the nostalgia again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 ZE was growing in popularity beforehand, 100 player servers just gave it a shot in the arm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 ZE was growing in popularity beforehand, 100 player servers just gave it a shot in the arm

      TF2 ZE is moronic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        CS/CSGO is the ideal way to experience it. Its just weird that it would pop up in tf2 instead of people going to valves other f2p game to experience it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          CS:S is the only way.
          CS:GO is dogshit and the community even worse.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that guy who sprays goatse, tubgirl, meatspin or cp at spawn

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        legendary

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          legends, it was really based

          legendhivemind

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one ice map that would project sprays on a certain wall up in the skybox so everyone saw a huge version of it
    >spray my spray so it gets projected and everyone is forced to see it
    >it's an image of stocking eating out panty(the Jigglygirls one)
    >barely censor the image so it follows the server rules "nothing below the belt"
    >which means breasts are fine
    >it covers her vegana by like a single pixel so it may as well not be censored but I was a jackass playing with fire
    >the image is so obscene I get banned anyway
    >kick up a fuss on their forums, demanding senior admins strip the admin that banned me of his powers for abusing his privileges
    >the senior forum staff take it seriously and ask "so what was the image in question?"
    >I post my censored version
    >they just go "lol"

    ah, the good 'old days

    pic related, but censored much more than my original image

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jigglygirls
      would recognize that style anywhere
      they have a patreon now I think

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice lol. Your story reminded me of a time me and friends had a full on tribunal putting us on trial because we were "role playing" corrupt cops on some takistan life server after we had gone through a bunch of hoops and interviews to be allowed to play the cop role. We kept using "give" to send drugs to some guy and then we could arrest him and since he had drugs on him the game would automatically put him in jail for like an hour of real time on the server. Turns out the guy was a huge homosexual and recorded every second of gameplay (I guess he got bullied a lot) so we had to defend ourselves to the server mods. I talked like a huge butthole with a fake southern voice and kept saying meow like in super troopers. We got banned in the end lmao.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice lol. Your story reminded me of a time me and friends had a full on tribunal putting us on trial because we were "role playing" corrupt cops on some takistan life server after we had gone through a bunch of hoops and interviews to be allowed to play the cop role. We kept using "give" to send drugs to some guy and then we could arrest him and since he had drugs on him the game would automatically put him in jail for like an hour of real time on the server. Turns out the guy was a huge homosexual and recorded every second of gameplay (I guess he got bullied a lot) so we had to defend ourselves to the server mods. I talked like a huge butthole with a fake southern voice and kept saying meow like in super troopers. We got banned in the end lmao.

      I miss the old boomer internet so much

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gametracker not working anymore

    What are you guys using to find ze servers nowadays ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discord.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        which server?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ghostcap.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accidently hit my !ztele bind
    >admin freaks the frick out since he was coming for me
    >he disconnects from the server right as the map ends (likely to check the demo)
    >get banned for 2 hour
    I miss these power hungry gays LOL
    So easy to troll.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    !nominate mg_3k_smash_lego_copter

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spray this into spawn so everyone can enjoy it on the way out
    🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rest in peace kitten

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a ze thread...... GTFO ZM BOOMERS YOU COULDNT DODGE A LASER IF YOU TRIED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are everything wrong with ZE
      frick off back to your chink servers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol seethe troony you mad you cant get a solo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh solo
          Cringe homosexuals. Yes I have solo won many times across various maps but it doesn't mean shit anymore. Wow you dodged a few Gayzors while everyone else died. A good solo would be the last one alive, shooting bahamut and then killing seph all on your own + a materia. But people just go off screenshots so who knows, you could have knifed out like a little homosexual.
          Let me guess, you use transparent models or !hide as well?

          Solo win hasn't meant anything past 2013.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            tldr

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That zoomers are homosexuals.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mako HATE, what a dogshit map. I lived through the birth and death of HoE to experience the hell of this map, and you'll cowards still nominate it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HoE was dogshit LMAO

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nuh uh

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred ze_LOTR_Mines_of_Moria

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me when the rock swings and my fellow CTs are left to die

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ze_space_station
    >de_westwood
    >de_rats
    >as_crazytank
    >fy_pool_day
    >nippers100
    >air_fight2
    >cs_spooks
    >sniper_tower
    >blahhh
    >ka_roadwars_v2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fright night?

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ze_SG1_Mission
    >Holding gate room
    I WANT TO GO BACK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      UNAUTHORIZED ACTIVATION

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cs_mansion
    home

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember there was this one gay room with CTs blocking the door. The only way to get in there was to clip through the floor as a zombie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Had these happen many times:
        >perfect barricade
        >one guy had to throw a grenade at zombies for some moronic reason
        >barricade breaks
        Another one:
        >based guy helps us fend off from zombies after being turned into one inside our barricaded room

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the closest a man can get to this now?
    TF2 community servers? Gmod? I doubt CS2 will have kickass func_brush helis and boats but here's hoping

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      CS:S

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        servers still active? Damn

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wc3_tft mod activated

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this shit is cringe and gay. If it's not Esports, it doesn't matter. Grow the frick up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's any post deserving of a public ban these days, it's this one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play video games for fun, homosexual.
      Also ZE has become competitive in some ways, but not in a good way.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also ZE has become competitive and that is gay
        ftfy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gr8 b8

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you were *that zombie* that if infected, would go to cause everyone else in a safe area to be infected as well, did you ever refuse to fight the zombie cause and intentionally get killed / jump down where you aren't a threat?

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I racked up 1000 hours on CSGO in high school solely playing Jailbreak with some mg and ze on the side.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one guy who paid for all the OP guns/grenades/abilities
    frick you. i remember being 12 and flaming the frick out of you for being a nerd who played 24/7. i got you banned from the server because i made a false complaint you were being racist and everyone hated you so they went along with it

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have like 700h on CS:S and 500h on CS:GO ZE.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      people say CSGO community servers are dead but the last time i played, a few years ago there were heaps of different servers, including ZE and im australian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ozlins server is dead.
        ZE has been dead in AU since 2017. A small spart in summer 2019.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ze maps
    homosexuals lmao
    enjoy your troony admins, paytowin VIP and rotating the same 3 maps out of a 200+ map pool.

    for some reason zm servers aren't that cucked but they are always filled with third worlders and little kids.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ze map
    >infinite ammo in magazines >machine guns and rifles unlocked
    >grenades don't push zombies

    most gayest and boring mod on ze maps. Absolutely zero excitement when playing survivor and zero fun playing as zombie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even mentioning the maps
      >linear hallways which fricks with how CS:GO works and zombies can't even get close
      >mountains of items that are basically get out of jail free cards
      >every single map has some generic bossfight that plays the same as the last 250 maps that did it
      >every maps has lasers or ballz now
      >people spend hours a day practicing these offline so that when they win (usually a solo if its a new map) they can feel good about their msierable lives
      >no SOVL

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deathrun_bhopz
    KINO of the highest order

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAAAANNDDAALLLFFF

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend a few rounds trying to get to the end
    >nobody knows wtf is going on
    >after 30 minutes we get to the final defence inside the castle
    >the doors close and the scene plays out
    >we all run out at the zombies while the scene plays in the background
    So much fricking kino. Still gives me goosebumps thinking about it.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeat the map boss
    >Pendulum tracks starts playing
    >Follow up by final defense by how god's know infected outside

    TAKE ME OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >defeat boss and make your way back up the reactor while listening to Self vs Self
      >trigger elevator button
      >elevator starts going up
      >song changes to Tempest (LIVE)
      >have an epic defence against zombies while listening to the music
      >perfectly timed "3,2,1" with the door
      >shoot bahamut
      >shoot sephiroth while dodging lasers
      SO
      MUCH
      FRICKING
      KINO

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers will never experience the joy of two func_vehicle entities colliding, bugging out and instantly killing everyone on board

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers got to experience the tail endof it.
      t. started playing in 2011
      jb, mg, ze, zm, surf tdm, skill surf
      all these memories will lost, like... tears in rain

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that stupid map by NIPPER where CT and T ride stupid-ass func_vehicles into the canyon to ensure maximum clusterfrick during head-on collision.
      ludo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers got to experience the tail endof it.
      t. started playing in 2011
      jb, mg, ze, zm, surf tdm, skill surf
      all these memories will lost, like... tears in rain

      its still out there, given in way smaller numbers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person I was 10 years old probably stomping your boomer ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10 years old while playing 1.6
        no john. you are the boomers

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOLDEN AGE

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the jurassic park one was really fun

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get into this until like 2015 playing on CS:S but there was this one map that had an amazing song playing in the background that I don't think I'll ever find.

    The map had a gray/cloudy skybox and the goal was to solve these puzzles and parkour, obviously, and I remember there being like a bouncy blob boss? or maybe like a geometric shape that zipped around the arena trying to kill you. The map itself was mostly gray blocks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think I know the map you're talking about, was there like branching paths and shit?
      I used to love that background music on that too, think I found it on some fighting game OST once but no chance of figuring out which one now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think I know the map you're talking about, was there like branching paths and shit?
      I used to love that background music on that too, think I found it on some fighting game OST once but no chance of figuring out which one now

      Oh nvm you might be thinking of https://zombieescape.fandom.com/wiki/Ze_Inboxed

      The one that's been my ZE grail is some other floating map which had branching paths, and I think maybe the paths would either disappear as groups went down them, or maybe zombies had some way of blowing them up behind the groups or something like that?

      Can't really remember, but that had a boppin ost in the background too which I'm 99% sure is from a fighting game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        picrel is kinda similar to the map I'm thinking of but isn't actually it, tried going through gamebanana list but wasn't able to find it neither, ah well, it was still a cool ass map even if I have no idea what it was

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright gays. Which song?

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is zombie counterstrike still alive? I used to play the absolute frick out of this shit with guys I'm no longer friends with, like ten years ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      very much so. GFL usually has a 64 player ze server thats always full on csgo.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >csgo
        I only played on source. Is go free now or some shit?

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spamming GOOOOL sound in that spanyar/sudoka server
    frick, I miss those times
    why nobody actually try to encapsulate those kind of modes into a real cool game.
    I mean, they did with Trouble in Terrorist Town, so why not Zombie Mode?

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get out, get out, you can't be in here

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, well done Ganker, very well done
    [/spoiler]HOWEVER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >santa assassination
      Abomination of a map. Frick Black folk that nominate and play that shit for 3-6 hour sessions.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >period of my childhood where I would play a zombie escape or puzzle map on hl2dm/css after school every day
    Take me back

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ok guys, now hold the zombos until i'm done jacking off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ze_animu uncensored version is even worse.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    West Korea is just as bad, if not worse. Luffaren really lost his way after his kino maps.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you get the vent cell

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    de_rats ....home

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This map is pure kino. It’s one of those maps you could actually play seriously but also just frick around in

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God dam I fricking used to play zombie escape all the tine. Anyone else play on the plaguefest servers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yah. I remember a few names
      Zimmy, Fluffehkitty, Tarot, Doctor, Crapple, Tony Montana

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You homies keep awakening memories I didn't even know I had.

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a severely autistic phase as a teenager where I just played zombies, mini games, jailbreak, surf, deathrun, etc maps on the CSS community browser for years

    That and world of Warcraft, nothing else. That period feels like a fricking blur.

    >yfw you spawn in the jail cell that has the smoke grenade or the vent leading to disco with a five seven and you start a full on prison riot with an annoying as frick tryhard warden Black person

    Difficult to explain that tension lead up and then success feeling to anyone who doesn’t know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was me with cs, wow, tf2, l4d1/2. I pretty much halted my life for like a decade and a half and am now playing catch up because of it, but I had so much fun in those days, I don’t give a frick. I made some genuine life long bros from those days too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      same here. used to lead all the time on hg jailbreak for a while. this was like over 12 years ago though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same except I did it on Gmod servers. Also played TTT. Remember in a specific jailbreak map smoking a tunnel that leads to some kind of underground stadium or hockey field and picking up the m16 under the seats at the stadium and killing everyone. Worked almost always.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mako on NIDE right now.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did any standalone games ever come out that copied ZE? Hard to imagine they'd be able to get anywhere without the custom map community but still.
    Kinda surprising there wasn't ever any dedicated HL2 mod that could play on all the existing CSS/GO/TF2 maps.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes actually. It never took off because it was trash. https://store.steampowered.com/app/517280/ZEscape/

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers don't know what a server browser is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lets watch a movie
      >my internet is down
      They literally own nothing and stream everything.
      Back in early 2000s everyone had movies on their hard drives and huge playlists of MP3s (for free).
      We went backwards

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw strafing edges and hopping back into the bodypile waiting to get edged

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game engine's jank gets turned into an entire game mode

    Soul

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire in the hole *boom*

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ganker the only place on internet that fellates CS Source so much when it was rejected by majority of CS community which stuck with 1.6
    Ganker has a massive hate boner for CS:GO but they refuse to acknowledge that CS Source was hated for same reasons they hate CS:GO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      CS gays are the same as Windows gays. They hate the new thing and stick with the old one as long as possible. Over time they grow and love the new thing. They are already ranting about CS2 despite it being virtually the same fricking thing as CS:GO.

      At the time, CS:S was a huge change for the game and competitive scene stuck with 1.6 so people stuck with 1.6.

      Ganker is also bad at video games so it's hard to gauge. CS:S definitely had peak custom servers though.

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I still play Garry's Mod to this day
    ask me anything, I'm very interesting, promise.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    let met guess, you need "more"

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone ever play the infection mode on Combat Arms?
    That was fun. A mix of running away and laying down traps. Zombies took like 1 damage from bullets, but they would suffer knockback, so people would have to camp areas and conserve ammunition. But explosives still did damage to the (albeit high HP) zombies, so clusters of minds and a well-timed rocket could take one down.
    Zombies would one hit people and turn them into zombies, but some would try and parkour away from them, usually by using subtle speedhacks or pay2winning with +speed items
    Man what a garbage fricking game, frick nexon, but that infection mode was a ton of fun.

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit was simpler back then :´)

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people still playing ze and zm servers on CS:S?

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