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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno, i dont understand.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They farted and shitted on a copy of BotW and it became this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay but how did they make BotW then?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe jornalists. I'm a programmer. I could do that with my hands tied.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wright.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >destiny as 2023 GOTY
    Too bad it got BEARED.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TotK has won tons of GOTY awards though. Stay mad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BG3 is the only game to get all the majors GotY awards, stay mad tendie

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a bit of an over reaction by the media but it was legitimate surprise for people. the physics and crafting system where you can glue shit together Garry's Mod style but without the jank using 2013 portable technology is what really impressed people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "all they did was make garry's mod" being spammed on Ganker like making garry's mod is supposed to not be impressive is how i knew this board was just completely hopeless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        garry's mod was impressive 20 years ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah it's still pretty impressive. no other sandbox comes even close to the same level of detail. it's just voxel shit. i built mechanically valid combustion engines and gearboxes that powered vehicles in gmod, can't do that in any other game. here's hoping s&box will live up to my expectations.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          garry's mod is impressive *now* mate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Garry
      Who is Garry and why does he have a gay name

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand how they copy pasted the same game and then re sold it. I thought Japanese people weren’t israelites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A ver:

      Dzi Tirs of de kingdom edz un deeledze de Bret of de waild entondzedz twalait prindzedz edz un deeledze de ocarina.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You understand that Abraham was from Hokkaido, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It worked 24 years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was different. Also at least it wasn't 6 whole ass years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asians struggle with innovation. They just can’t create like the white man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They just can’t create like the white man.
        The White Man hasn't created shit in 20 years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have.
          Women's rights
          AHAHAHAHA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Without Japanese innovation this website wouldn't even exist..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites fear the Samurai because the Samurai can be even bigger israelites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they did the exact same thing with smg 2.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe this is a real article.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one understands how this article exists.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    totk is dlc stretched out to be a full length game

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they downloaded a link player model for gmod

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japan is now beholden to the Moonies. They get cool powers here and there.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How they made Tears of the Kingdom? It was easy. 75% of the game was already made. It was just called Breath of the Wild instead. Taking 6 years to staple on another 25% of a game isn't impressive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then why cant 99% of other dev teams do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      33% moron

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Add Garry's Mod DLC to an already existing game
    >Charge full price
    >HOW DID THEY DO IT???????????

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By getting money from Nintendo after this one got triggered by the cultural phenomenon Elden Ring was

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you mean you made your own physics engine? our game is outsourced to 800 people all in different countries and none of them could code collision by themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      totk doesn't even have its own physics engine, it's just havok

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same way the Japs always did all their amazing stuff: by slaving people through 10 hour shifts all day everyday.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sails toward its destiny at 2023 GOTY
    how embarrassing

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, what dumbasses. Obviously TotK was made with computer code.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Memes aside I did think the water physics was pretty cool. If you want to criticize it at least give us examples of games that do it better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wat, it doesn't even have water physics. Unless you just mean stuff floating? In which case I would point to like any game with water made in the last 20 years. half-life 2 had a floating barrels physics puzzle 20 years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could make working water wheels that spin. The water actually has traction and will respond to the stuff in it, not just magically float.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean like.... any source game from 2001.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no? havok physics don't let you do a lot of BOTW/TOTK shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, such amazing things like gluing penises to robots that just collapse in 10 seconds, so you can kill some trash mobs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are moving goalposts. Give me a single game where water reacts as realistically to the things in it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stick to your own premise moronondo, literally one reply mentioning havok physics and what it can do and you're downplaying the nintendo stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay so the half-life 2 example stands then

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean like.... any source game from 2001.

            You can't do it in half life/garrys mod. Go ahead and post a single video of it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are moving goalposts. Give me a single game where water reacts as realistically to the things in it.

              stick to your own premise moronondo, literally one reply mentioning havok physics and what it can do and you're downplaying the nintendo stuff

              >IT'S AMAZING AND HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
              >okay, so how does it benefit the game?
              >SHUT UP SNOY!

              lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ALLCAPS POST
                mmyeah, i'm thinking butthurt

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, HL2 doesn’t have water physics.
            The truth is simple: BotW was a huge flex in 2017 and TotK was an even bigger flex in 2023.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not an argument

              >ALLCAPS POST
              mmyeah, i'm thinking butthurt

              >amazing puzzle design
              >amazing physics interactions
              >something games can never surpass

              lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying this isn't kino as frick
                Only Ericsnoy would hate a game that rewarded clever enginuity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                >jumping over a hole is now "clever ingenuity"
                l0l

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The average player won't think to gain height to use the glider.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >clever ingenuity
                it's only genius the first time
                this works for almost every shrine in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still posting fake, debunked footage, Erica?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this to your liking?
        >no obstacles impeding your path
        >no enemies trying to stop you
        >basically just a straight line for a non-reward

        Bravo Nintendo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO WHY ISNT THE GAME SPAWNING ENEMIES EVERY SECOND LIKE AN UBISLOP GAME??

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why isn't this game putting an obstacle between you and the goal

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why don’t you play the game and find out, ACgay? Oh yeah that’s right, you just shitpost about games you never played.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Already had my fill of koroks, thank you. The game still didn't answer the question.

                >YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THE KOROKS, CHUD, THEY'RE MEANT TO BE FLAVOR FOR THE WORLD
                >WELL OF COURSE THEY'RE DISAPPOINTING, THAT'S THE POINT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn’t play the game also who are you quoting? Why are you in every shitty Eric thread? KYS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Proof that you played the games you shitpost about? Oh yeah zero. Argument invalid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                You didn’t play the game also who are you quoting? Why are you in every shitty Eric thread? KYS.

                So what's the point of the koroks? They're not fun, they're not challenging. They're nothing but filler.

                >w-well the player should get a maxed inventory as soon as possible
                Then you might as well just start them off with a maxed inventory, if you're gonna remove any kind of struggle from the game. Should OOT Link start off with 4 bottles at the outset, because hylia forbid he struggle for five seconds?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder who could be behind this post. What a mystery. 😉

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you quoting? You literally just argue against shit you made up in your head. Are you legit schizophrenic?
                >reply to 3 random posts
                >greentext a bunch of moronic shit nobody said
                >HUH SO WHAT IS THE POINT THEN HURDUR

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder who could be behind this post. What a mystery. 😉

                [...]

                Still no rebuttal. I win.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice.
                thread should end here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you won the argument with the voices in your head, congratulations.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just spawn your premade glider.
          Both sides are the same just A to B no gameplay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so... It's LITERALLY just a worse version of garry's mod? really glad I never gave a frick about this franchise for manchildren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still have a sealed copy of totk. Every time I motivate myself to actually start it, I see bullshit like this nonsense and think actually na frick that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fake footage you moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its fake moron, watch it again. Its sped up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a miracle. Legitimately deserves a Nobel Prize in design.

      this. you have to be white to understand TotK.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure they used C++

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By having an extremely empty world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it relaxing.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bot thread

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how my hyper autistic brother that played botw to 100% can't even finish 20% of totk. That takes a level of anti-talent that cannot be explained. Bravo Nintendo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically an expansion pack for BOTW, I don't blame him. I had to force myself to beat the campaign. I'd already seen almost everything TOTK had to offer besides caves, like-likes, and getting flung into the air.

      The actual dungeons were nice though. Only nice thing I can truly say about TOTK.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s le DLC
        >it’s le Expansion pack!
        Zoomers are so fricking stupid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          32, good try though. Zoomers don't even know expansion packs are.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And I don't even know >what< proper English is. God dammit, moronation strikes again.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care that the game is a copypaste of BotW I don't want to play it because you're forced to have this tumblr squad follow you around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn’t happen moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ????

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          >amazing puzzle design
          >amazing physics interactions
          >something games can never surpass

          lol

          Chinktroony, those are called options

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn’t know you can dismiss them in the menu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nu-zelda's artstyle is so hideous. they should've kept the twilight princess style but nintendy was too afraid kids would be scared of it and wouldn't buy the switch on launch. thus we are stuck with this cancer. i can't wait till we get a twilight princess 2 that isn't open world nu-fun slop for zoomers like nu-zelda but that'll likely never happen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Twilight princess art direction is the weakest of the main series. It tried to recapture the grounded tone of the N64 games and failed, which in retrospective it had a realistic vibe because the n64 nintendo games used lots of low res real photography as texture work.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People that say TP had a "realistic" vibe are all brainlets. TP is even more heavily stylized than WW.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldnt say it's more "stylized" than WW because i dont think that's possible. But it was a lot more stylized than Oot/MM. Like, conventionally cartoony stylized. And there would be nothing with that per se, but they dont do anything interesting with it tone-wise, and it definitely didnt have a ""dark"" tone or whatsoever in any way that matters.

            ReDeads from WW were a lot scarier than anything in TP on the sole merit of knowing how to use contrast artistically. Same with the "scary" parts in Oot or MM.

            In TP everything is just regular teen cartoon tome with a mild dash of LotR and it sorts of blends. Nothing stands out or disturbs. Much less if we talk about the plot.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinktroony, you lost and got raped

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do normies think that programming with a team of over 100 people is magic?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darren won.
    *ric got raped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DarrenGODs, we won

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the water physic videos ftom gmod?
    people promised

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WARNING, TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD: This is your regularly scheduled schizo containment thread. No real discussion of the aforementioned game is happening here, so do not expect any genuine conversation. This has been your Schizo Warning System, carry on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You noticed that the moment *ric started spamming about gmod

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The truth nobody wants to face is that Zelda has been shit for decades now. The games are surpassed in nearly every way by other titles and after playing them, playing a Zelda game is like diving into a kiddie pool in someone's backyard after you just went to a massive water park. There's nothing there. Basic enemies, no RPG elements (unless you count Zelda 2), basic stories, basic side-quests, basic combat. The only thing sort of remarkable are the dungeons but they're ruined by being easy as frick and they tend to be gimmicky. Boss fights are often shit.

    Hell, I was playing Dragon's Dogma 2 recently and I have mixed feelings on that game, but I realized that as rough-around-the-edges as the exploration and caves in that game are, they are far superior and more engaging than any Zelda game from the past twenty years. Same for combat.

    I swear Zelda games are for children, Nintendo fans who have never played any other RPG/action-adventure game, or people who are dummies and clap at the screen when they figure out the easy as frick dungeon puzzles. It's hard to enjoy them after playing other games of the same type because it's like Zelda games are made for children, which they probably are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinktroony, you lost and got raped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE MY ZELDA, YOU HAVE TO BE THAT ONE GUY I HAVE IMAGINED IN MY HEAD
        Literal schizophrenic behavior, see a doctor. Also doesn't that guy typically talk about low Twitch views like it's a valid point? I don't give a frick about that zoomer shit, I just think the games are not very good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your troonycession, chinktroony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most devs not want true physics in videogames, it's too much work, in most open world games you character cant grab or move objects. In Dragon Dogma you are forced to watch a video about cooking food because devs are lazy for put the same thing using the in-game engine, they are the type of devs that reject physics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nintendo game is...le basic
      Congrats, you cracked the code

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gmod did this
    >no it didn't, show me a video
    >REEEE, STOP ASKING
    why are snoytrannies so pathetic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared&t=864

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >straight up says it needs a mod
        >not water based
        I accept your troonycession, chinktroony

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your troonycession, chinktroony the subhuman 😉
            You lost and got raped

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS
          >Old engine can do all kinds of bullshit and people mod in extra shit all the time
          >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          lol you lost.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see these threads. I boot up Zelda. Simple as.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took a lot of work and planning. Something not many companies are willing to do these days.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eric got anally destroyed and gaped…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw when ericachinktroony lost and got raped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s ok, his cumbawd AKA ACgay is here to damage control.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a more based man alive than EricCHAD (me)?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Darren.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, me. The other anon named Eric. I've been with you from the start, friend.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Keep believing that, but the game does nothing that HAVOK demos from 2004 don't do. You zoomies have no idea how advanced physics simulation is for HAVOK just because no one is using it. So when finally one company build a game around demo tech from two decades ago you cream your pants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Havok was so advanced in 2004 how come no game ever used these advanced physics except a Zelda game on weak hardware?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Half Life has more mechanically complex puzzles than both BOTW and TOTK combined. So yeah....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn’t lmao.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well you see, they copy pasted everything from botw, then they coded in a glue mechanic for the items. Being that I understand this, that puts me in the top 1% of humanity.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo hired that man

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the game hit guy would know

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours did doug spend in bumping these threads today?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's in YEAR EIGHT of his schizo Zelda meltdown. He rarely sleeps and he'll seethe til he dies.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone even compete with Nintendo?

    Did other developers juts give up trying?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can anyone even compete with Nintendo?
      Larian, apparently.

      >Ocarina was better.

      Damn Nintendo has been making the best games in the world consistently for 40 years huh? Truly the KINGS of vidya

      oh NOW you fricks want to claim Ocarina instead of throwing it under the bus when it's convenient for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Larian, apparently.

        Yikes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t buy games with darkies on the cover.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't matter, it was the most popular game of last year. I dont think they are missing much by you not buying

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >most popular game
              Baldgay 3 sold half as much as TotK.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We've been over this, anon. BotW and TotK are not the same game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >BotW and TotK are not the same game.

            Yet you keep saying TotK is just BotW again.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because it basically is.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >News and opinion about video games, television, movies and the internet
    Is that a real job people get paid for? Why am I unemployed?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a masterpiece of game design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"hyper-intelligent enemy AI"
      >half the webm is them running around like chickens with their heads cut off

      hmmm....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were set on fire, dumbass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >QTE weapon swapping
      >Those frame drops
      >Utterly braindead AI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I never thought of that. The way it lights the grass on fire and keeps you aloft is brilliant. This could have been a fantastic puzzle solution if they set it up right.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How many hours did doug spend in bumping these threads today?

    Can anyone even compete with Nintendo?

    Did other developers juts give up trying?

    [...]

    He's in YEAR EIGHT of his schizo Zelda meltdown. He rarely sleeps and he'll seethe til he dies.

    >IP count didn't change
    Very suspicious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo so mad and mentally ill he's feverishly checking the IP count.

      For what reason nobody knows.

      Die mad on Ganker seething about my favorite game schizo. You will do nothing else with your worthless life. XDD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love booting up Zelda and just imagine that schizos like him are seething in this shithole instead of enjoying a video game they like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo so mad and mentally ill he's feverishly checking the IP count.

      For what reason nobody knows.

      Die mad on Ganker seething about my favorite game schizo. You will do nothing else with your worthless life. XDD

      bot posts

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Copy + paste

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's another ACgay gets raped thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s another ACgay bumping Eric’s threads to bump limit for the 5th time in a day.
      Imagine how miserable you have you be to end up like this.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, how does I make gaem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly, TotK is beyond other developers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ocarina was better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ocarina was better.

          Damn Nintendo has been making the best games in the world consistently for 40 years huh? Truly the KINGS of vidya

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To what ends do you assume I'm arguing?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >To what ends do you assume I'm arguing?

              Glad you enjoyed all those Nintendo masterpieces bro. Let's loom forward to the next Zelda masterpiece.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't quite catch on to my point so I'll just say it so even you can't miss it. I fricking love N64 Zeldas. I never said otherwise and I'm not a sonibroni. There's more than 2 people in this thread and not everyone who posts is your hated rival console fanboy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I fricking love N64 Zeldas

                Me too. I loved them 30 years ago. And Nintendo just keep making more amazing games for me.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low level access to the hardware that allowed them to do things without being cucked by OpenGayL

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You don't address the criticisms

    Its been a year and you still haven't made a single convincing criticism yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then have a reminder. I'll give you 40 minutes to rebuttal it, while I go to the store. And I expect you to actually refute every single point. Don't just discard them all with a generic "Y-YOU'RE SEETHING" message.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about your schizoid walls of text because you didn’t play the game. We all saw how you weaseled out of showing proof and stalled until the thread 404’d many times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your image is utter gibberish.

        >durability is a good idea but the game gives you too many weapons!

        What the frick lmao. THIS is you trying to "criticise" the game?

        I'll say again; it's been a year and you haven't made ONE SINGLE convincing argument against the game yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn’t even play the game, he’s an unemployed nobody who schizoposts all day long.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn’t even play the game, he’s an unemployed nobody who schizoposts all day long.

            He doesn't own a single Zelda game or even a single Nintendo system.

            His only experience of Zelda is playing imitations on shitty emulators.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and he copes by saying that his shitty romhacks are the best way to experience the games. He never ever posted proof that he actually played the games.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You do know these are AI enemies and not real players? You do know that enemies are programmed to react like this and nothing is being broken, right? You would know if you actually played the game.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone besides journos even defend this game anymore? Last I saw, even reddit was talking about how dissappointing it was

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ERIC AND DOUG SITTING IN A TREE
    K I S S I N G

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gaming industry will shit itself when it finds out what Garry Newman did in 2004.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hOw dO tHeY dO iT!!!!!!!!!
    niggtendo can't even make moving platforms without the character jittering or bouncing uncontrollably all over the place, like when you rotate the divine beasts in BOTW.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There is no water video, I admit I was shitposting.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    take your meds you cum addicted moron Black personhomosexual

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aaaand there it is. This is why OoTsnoys are the laughingstock of the Nintendo community.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Acgay:
    >unemployment
    >no gf
    >no money
    >lives in a basement
    >mentally ill
    >refuses to improve himself
    >shitposts all day
    >only plays gay romhacks on shitty emulators and 2D pixelshit
    Arthur:
    >married
    >has kids
    >gainfully employed
    >can afford video games
    >passionate about his hobbies
    >knows a lot about vidya
    >has tons of memorabilia and physical copies
    >plays on original hardware
    >actually discusses games he plays and loves

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I admit that gmod is not as complex as TotK, there is no water video, I’m sorry, I was just joking.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced that these clickbait-y puff pieces are what gave Aonuma his unbelievable ego with this game despite it not having the same explosive reception or enduring presence that BotW had.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I fricking love N64 Zeldas

    Me too. I loved them 30 years ago. And Nintendo just keep making more amazing games for me.

    Oh... I get it now.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT anons learn about rigidbodies, joints & buoyancy. totk is a dull physics sandbox(ish) with incredibly inferior controls, that's all it is and BOTW is only mildly fun if you play it on PC and get rid of durability, but the fun ends when you're done with the divine beasts and have to do the same fricking shrine 120 times over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Meg.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hate Baldur’s Gayte too, dipshit. But BotW 2 (now with 20-year-old physics) isn’t special.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tendies try not to act like brainewashed jeets challenge (impossible)

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    TRANNRIAN PUBLISH NUMBER 1 HIT IN ALL OF PUNJABI SIRS GARY MOD THE WORST IN ALL INDIA, WHERE WATERSPORT IN GARY MOD FOR TRANNRIAN? TEARS OF KINGDOMS BEST FOR YOU SIR

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    alright, i'm diagnosing you with severe physical autism.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese game companies don't burn and turn developers
    >as a consequence they have developers
    >this is a mystery for the west

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played 132 hours of BotW and I did not even buy TikTok.
    Looks like the same game and BotW was a 7/10. Or "mid" as young people say today.
    I unironically enjoyed more Cadence of Hyrule even if it was pozzed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can respect that. I played 1,000 hours of BotW across Wii U, Switch, and Cemu. I only have about 300 in TotK. I love both these games. Easily some of the best open worlds ever made.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you have 1000 hours? Did you collect all the Korok seeds and then played Master mode or whatever it was called?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how? i'm pushing 55h (cemu) and prior to that i didn't make it past the plateau because of the gay durability. how do you enjoy doing the same shit on repeat? the side missions are all the same "take a picture of this crap and return to me", there's a korok beneath every boulder and after the first 4 shrines they're all the same. the most interesting thing i've found since defeating the final divine beast was the shield surfing chick and some stone door which sadly just lead to yet-another-shrine

          I have done multiple playthroughs with self imposed challenges. Like 3-heart only, no inventory expansion, no shield, no map towers ETC. I've done similar challenges in every 3D zelda game to make them more exciting to replay. I've never collected all Koroks in either game. BotW also had the benefit of having Master Mode so I had 2 playthroughs minimum on each platform I played on. I got to the point where I had all 120 shrine locations in BotW memorized.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how? i'm pushing 55h (cemu) and prior to that i didn't make it past the plateau because of the gay durability. how do you enjoy doing the same shit on repeat? the side missions are all the same "take a picture of this crap and return to me", there's a korok beneath every boulder and after the first 4 shrines they're all the same. the most interesting thing i've found since defeating the final divine beast was the shield surfing chick and some stone door which sadly just lead to yet-another-shrine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything in the game is a shrine and there is like 5 of them that are cool and that you will remember. Most of them are an extremely easy one room puzzle and that's it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homophobic buzzwords
      cringe

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get into Zelda, which game should I start with?

    Ocarina of Time 3D
    Skyward Sword HD
    Link's Awakening switch
    Breath of the Wild

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOT is the superior one out of those. I recommend you emulate the original before touching OOT 3D, so you can appreciate the changes it brings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda 1, link to the past, ocarina of time, majoras mask, wind waker, twilight princess, skyward sword. the rest is up to you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skyward sword is a meme dont even touch it
      play alttp on the snes or oot

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they make a game that everyone forgot existed and became culturally irrelevant a month after release?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is this guy calling everybody a "chinktroony"?
    Yet another schizo chasing boogeymans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just mindbroken fanboys who seethe in Zelda threads because someone dared to criticize their favorite game. They'll say that others are seething, but I don't see anyone spamming "erictroony" 6000 times over, to the point where they change up their tactic to avoid the filters.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you lost and got raped
    >1012 results

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    So this... is the power of Nintendo discussion.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you are very mean. that is insensitive to my culture

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's this Eric and Darren shit everyone keeps going on about?
    Who the frick are these people?

    Idk if they get brought up this thread, but I was lurking another Zelda thread yesterday, and the entire thing was everyone having a schizo meltdown over these two people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are lovers. did you ever meet the two npcs in kakariko? they are based on them.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What the frick are you talking about you schizo? Can you speak English?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see what the people in this thread look like irl

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new zelda games aren't real zelda games. as a 36-year-old man, this series died at twilight princess for me. the games feel like fanfiction of themselves now, it's sad

    you will never get the game you were promised at E3 2004

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm old
      gotcha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, all zelda games have their flaws, but romhacks and randomizers have given me the tiniest glimpse into how a Zelda game could be. It just feels great not being stapled to a moronic story about rescuing some dumb b***h of a princess.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take botw
    >duplicate world, paint it black and call it the depths
    >add a few floating sky islands
    >add some havok physics controlled building props
    >done
    Did I miss anything?
    I'm honestly surprised this even took them 6 years. Maybe if they had more diversity hires, it wouldn't have gotten done at all. Perhaps that's where the confusion stems from?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weapon fusing
      >sky diving mechanics
      >more enemy variety
      >better dungeons
      >more interesting story
      >denser world (caves, wells, ETC.)
      >monster control crew where you fight alongside NPCs
      >NPCs have actual schedules and pathing that spans the map instead of being heavily instanced like BotW
      >every town now has an in depth side quest
      >new abilities are more versatile and you find yourself using them all instead of having useless powers like ice blocks
      >brightblooms and the depths introduce travelling in the dark and gloom status effects
      >all amiibo armor is available in game this time around
      >loading between the sky, surface, and depths is seamless somehow on a very weak tablet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just makes weapons even more tedious, since only 1-2 fusions are actually worth using
        >sky diving means nothing once you unlock fast travel
        >you're still fighting bokoblins for 90% of the game
        >dungeons are just 4 lazy shrines taped together
        >the story is about rescuing some stupid b***h who expects you to do all the heavy lifting while she sits in the past and drinks tea, and then flies around doing nothing
        >world is filled with nothing but koroks and shrines, aka filler
        >also filler, since NPCs are completely worthless and you just end up pulling the weight anyway
        >means nothing when the world will never change in any reasonable way. it'll still just be some scattered towns with NPCS who can't go up against anything stronger than a bokoblin
        >fetching bear anuses is now considered an "indepth side quest"?
        >oh yeah, such useful abilities like "blow gust of wind". wonderful, just take wind waker's deku leaf and turn it into a partner lol
        >depths are just copypasted landscapes from the overworld, but with even less to do, and can be trivialized with the hoverbike like the rest of the world
        >all of which is worthless garbage, or something you won't need after an hour
        >doesn't mean anything if the game still chugs at 20 FPS

        Not seeing the hype.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im playing at 60 FPS on an emulator but yeah you kind of ruined the rest of the game for me. I guess Ill just go kill Gannon and stop now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jaded reduction of every point
          Classic Ganker. I'm not changing your mind and you aren't changing mine. Go play games you enjoy

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Kass!

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this mental illness?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes but he can get away with it apparently unless he's mass replying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          add another to that list

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is OP obsessed with that article? He keeps making new threads with it over and over.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably with an engine. maybe some lines of code. perhaps some 3D software.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see gmod
    >make your own, inferior version
    >apply nintendo AND zelda bonus
    >generate perpetual seethe forever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to play gmod in an open world is still pretty fun. I wish we got a sequel to gmod with updated graphics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish we got a sequel to gmod with updated graphics
        s&box is coming out, regretfully

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey boys! My feet are on the menu.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legit surprising that shit runs on PS2 hardware

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, "run" is a little excessive. It crawls. I can run it, though.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Was my first post in the thread, and I'm whiter than you and can afford better hardware than you.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i mean if you say so

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