Read: I watch cartoons for little kids but have to pretend they're DEEP and FOR MATURE ADULTS
Reminds me how some educational show for little kids, Wordgirl or something got a "fanbase" with literal adults pretending it has "dark moments" because it has villains that were slightly threatening, but not enough to actually scare the kids
The same people also posted about the main girl, aged 12, "hooking up" with a boy thar crushed at her. Think that should tell you all you need to know about such people.
That is kind of depressing. What merit does putting that into a kindergartner's show have?
9 months ago
Anonymous
It teaches kids about the topic. Your parents never talked to you about important shit?
9 months ago
Anonymous
But being childless and only experiencing a family vicariously is a purely adult problem. It's not something that relates well to someone under 10.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Kids learn a simple lesson that you can't always get what you want, and the parents get a message about dealing with trauma and moving past it. It works on two levels.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's helping kids not be buttholes when they meet people who don't/can't have kids. Almost all kids shoes are just teaching children how to behave. What's the issue?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'll bet there are plenty of under 10s that have adult family members who can't have kids and maybe even don't visit often because of it
9 months ago
Anonymous
You can't always get what you want.
My nephew could really learn that lesson.
9 months ago
Anonymous
At least we have bardonic bro, what we really need
9 months ago
Anonymous
Trauma is more digestible when it happens to cartoon doggos
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not listening to a cartoon dog.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sick reference bandit
9 months ago
Anonymous
Your entire personality has been shaped by the moronic cartoons you watched in your formative years. Regardless of whether you're aware of it or not.
9 months ago
Anonymous
He was quoting the show. The dad says that at one point
9 months ago
Anonymous
Kids don't get it.
I have two daughters (5 and 8) and they love that episode because of how silly it is. The side plot with their aunt being unable to have kids goes right over their heads. The show adds a lot of little adult touches to it like that. Because it tackles life...the good and bad.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>The side plot with their aunt being unable to have kids goes right over their heads.
And of course you can't blame them, they're frickin' kids. It makes sense that'll go over their head. Some of my favorite movies as a kid had relatively heavy themes that completely flew over my head.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>t. never once watched mr. rogers neighborhood.
What a barren childhood.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Kids shows can cover heavy topics if they want. Like Mr. Hooper dying or Fat Albert's classmate being moronic. It's not like children's shows have to act like a magic barrier that filter the harshness of reality.
I just saw this one recently when my son turned it on. Caught me off guard, made me tear up. My son is adopted because my wife couldn't get pregnant and I guess it was a pretty emotional subject. Anyway, for the kids in here comparing the show to brony stuff, you guys are off base, it's nothing like that. At worst, it's emotionally manipulative and pretentious, but it's just an actual PBS-tier cartoon that does have scenarios and writing that is meant to resonate with the parents watching with their kids. There are even positive "lessons" for the parents too about slowing down and playing with your kids like the episode where the dad waits 5 minutes to leave for work so he can play with his kids. I know many of you might not have kids or maybe feel like that will never be an option for you in life, and I'm sorry, I thought that would be my reality too for a long time, but try not to let it make you bitter, as easy as that is to say from where I'm sitting.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why didn't you use a surrogate to have your kid? Or if her eggs didn't work as well then why not use a donor egg with your sperm? Ah well you sound like you care for the kid so thats good. I hope the kid is white though, seen too many of these cases where the parent sgo adopt the darkest African they can find rather than the parentless kids in their own country.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Because that is an incredibly expensive and taxing process I imagine.
You know, adult problems.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I mean I agree with you and I'm not trying to be an ass. But having kids is also a taxing and expensive task regardless.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes and surrogacy would require an extra ~30k in expenses. Maybe just accept that you haven't really thought this through, outside of your racial concerns?
9 months ago
Anonymous
We tried the science route once with IVF and I got to the point where I started feeling like it was unnatural, insanely expensive, and like we were playing God just to say our kid has our blood. It was a long time ago, I don't recall having a serious conversation about surrogacy. I decided if we were going to spend a bunch of money, we could at least do some good for a kid who already exists. We looked at the typical adoption routes and didn't really move forward with those companies/organizations (fun fact, black kids are cheaper). We ended up doing a thing where we got matched up with a pregnant mother who wanted to put her baby up for adoption. So we actually adopted him right after he was born, first held him at 2 days old. We kept in touch with the mom and her family. To your point, I agree that there are lots of kids right in your own country (I'm in the United States) that need families and there's no reason to go overseas unless you've got a savior complex. Also, to answer your question, the mom, and my son, and ethno European. Used to have people say he looked just like me all the time when he was a baby, funny enough
9 months ago
Anonymous
Well I can't fault your reasoning you seem like you made the best out of the circumstances you had. I imagine it was quite stressful for you and your partner so good on you for sticking with her, I know that a lot of guys would probably abandon theirs if they found out they were infertile, but you chose to stay true to her. >Also, to answer your question, the mom, and my son, and ethno European. Used to have people say he looked just like me all the time when he was a baby, funny enough
That's good as well. I know it doesn't mean much but from one internet stranger to another, good job!
9 months ago
Anonymous
>episode where the dad waits 5 minutes to leave for work so he can play with his kids.
Kek I don't have friends that are parents to talk about this shit with. The episode where they get Chinese food is the same where they're waiting for their order the entire episode and he's trying to be serious I think, I was half watching, but he gets covered in the food and just plays with his kids instead. It's just nice when a show exists that has both parents and being great with their kids, it actually just teaches the best lessons kids need to learn. My daughter dances to the theme and shouts Dingo every time it shouts 'Mom, Dad, Bingo, Bluey' she's a based moron. Keeping on topic, I'd get a Bluey game for her when she's old enough to appreciate games I guess. Right now she's pointing at Pikmin and shouting their colours and decides they're all yellow because she prefers to say that.
9 months ago
Anonymous
My son turned out to really like Pikmin. He never saw any of the other games, but asked if we could play the demo for 4 and next thing I know I ended up buying it and he loves it. Every time he carries something he makes that noise "pi-min-pi-min..."
That's honestly pretty rare for a kids show. Usually they're fricking unbearable. A friend of mine is a Dad and he showed me a few episodes and it was honestly pretty good. I recently rewatched Kim Possible since I remember liking that as a kid and that holds up pretty well surprisingly.
This happened run finneas and Ferb for me. I was too old to watch it, but my son asked to watch it and it's actually not bad
9 months ago
Anonymous
Happened with*. Phone posting fricking me
9 months ago
Anonymous
Based son.
My son loves this shit and it's not terrible, so watching it with him isn't painful. Wish more kids entertainment was better at pulling that off.
Watching any kids shows from the BBC makes me call everybody a nonce. Mr Tumble / Justin and that c**t Andy who's in like 20 different Cbeebies programs are fricking insufferable. Those c**ts have the most punchable faces.
9 months ago
Anonymous
There was also that one episode where Bluey and Bandit develop a signal she can use when she's bored but doesn't want to interrupt her dad when he's talking with someone. I wish I had that when I was a kid.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I haven't seen this one, but sounds like a good takeaway. Another one of those dual lessons for kids and parents. I know it sounds bad like parents would need a lesson from a cartoon, but life starts moving fast and getting busy and you aren't always thinking of the "little" stuff that is a lot bigger to your child.
9 months ago
Anonymous
People usually forget how they felt when they were kids. When you're a kid you simply don't understand shit, so having your parent scream and say "because i told you so!" doesn't really help.
Bandit and Chilly are based parents.
Maybe not DARK but it's a heavy concept for a kids show because the concept of any kind of non-functioning aspect of human life seems cruel much like a Charlie Brown special about leukemia or a cartoon about being paraplegic.
Okay but why are they just casually lounging together in the bathtub and one of them's dressed like a zebra?
9 months ago
Anonymous
The one in the cheetah onesie is hunting them all, so they're hiding from her. The aunt brought them the costumes as gifts
9 months ago
Anonymous
i like this well enough but do car dealers in straya give toy cars like that
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aunt who disconnected from her family visited and brought gifts (onesies), brown puppy has this game where she plays as the animal her onesies has. mom and blue puppy are hiding in the tub
Don't forget part of the deal is that she brought them the wrong onesies because she was basing their favorite animals on years old info, because she never visits
9 months ago
Anonymous
I audibly laughed out loud when they came out wearing their intended suits with the poor fitting. I've honestly laughed quite a bit to this show.
Parents is the key word here. Majority of adults talking about the show on the internet are single men watching something with the intended age lower than MLP. Most of these men have it on their second monitor with e621 on the main one. But when they have a screen name attached to them they talk about how deep it is.
This show gets a pass but not the horse one.
mostly because of "nostalgic feelings" which I can relate
the forts episode reminded me playing cushions
also it's one of those rare "it doesn't talk down" shows
Kek I actually enjoy watching it when it fricking comes on Cbeebies that I have to leave on all day for my fricking daughter. Cocomelon is also fricking amazing for putting kids in some creepy MKUltra trance where they shut the frick up for quite a while. Bluey is really great though and just feels Australian except the dad doesn't drink a beer every few minutes while fricking about and having fun with his kids.
Yeah it's fricking weird. It's honestly too calming somehow and the stuffed bears in the show are fricking creepy and feel 'child trafficking symbols from FBI dossier' scary
Just because it has a few hints and commentary that will fly over toddler's heads doesn't make it deep.
it is however a very wholesome and comfy watch. And yes, aimed at parents or to-be parents. Unlike actual, unwatchable shows aimed exclusively at toddlers.
Define deep. What are some examples of deep children's programming and what are the defining characteristics? Let's make sure we're on the same wavelength here.
>Deep
Don't get me wrong it's very well made show that clearly has allot of love and effort put into it but it is as deep as a puddle of water. It's a family show that's appealing not just to children but parents or soon to be parents.
It's not really deep but it has it's smart moments. It's mostly pretty sweet and my scapism pill from this horrible world. Like any slice of life anime but less cringe.
I work in a library so I get a decent feel for what franchises the kids are into but what music they are listening to is just a total mystery to me, although my tastes there aren't exactly mainstream to begin with
It should be a Mario Party clone with all the mini games being based on all the games the kids and parents play. The boards you move around would be like the Mario Party games where there was a theme and the characters dressed hp to that theme, like they're playing pretend.
Mario Party games are meh, you can incorporate the mini games into a more traditional game. Like you have to complete them to earn items to open new areas and shit.
Bro it's a game for toddlers and young children. A collection of quick, engaging mini games would be perfect for the attention span of the target audience.
turbonormie reporting in
me and the wife have a kid on the way, and about half of our ordinary-ass millennial friends have absolutely raved about this fricking show whenever we've caught up with them because of it.
I think the adult fanbase could actually have some non-weirdos
It has become trendy. Was talking in a group with a guy who just had a kid and described it as good because it's "deep and the dad is your typical dumb bumbling dad, just like real life". I just shook my head and said I couldn't relate to that. Guy is a dope
possibly, yeah, I think people see what they want to though.
I'm sure we'll get around to watching some of this when they're older but both my wife and I have agreed to go full autism on no/limited screens so we'll see
yes I'm aware every new parent says this
You simpleton, you get stuck watching it with the kids and realise that it's actually a decent show. Better than something absolutely dogshit like Cocomelon
Meh, I had to watch a few episodes with my Niece over the holidays. I get it. It's not groundbreaking or anything, but it feels like it's for children without turning off it's brain completely, with a couple of adult jokes dotted in that will sail over their heads. I don't know that I'd seek out full episodes, but every once in a while I'll laugh at a clip on Youtube.
It's basically the exact same shit as ponyhomosexualry back in the day. I remember people would defend it as totally mature and that it teaches you valuable life lessons and then it'd just be shit like "be nice to your friends" or some shit. Those people were so autistic and lacking in proper upbrininging that shit like that was a ground breaking revelation the show told them.
Adult Bluey fans desperately looking to justify themselves watching a baby show but outside of some Reddit hugbox, they're just some creepy freaks. MLP will often be quoted as a convenient example. "I know it's a baby show but it's not like MLP" says childless 30 year old furry cub porn enjoyer.
At the very least do yourself a favor and don't mention your enjoyment of this show IRL.
This would be worth pondering if it was like Zootoopia where there's various anthro species but in this case its only dogs. Haven't watched much of the show but I'd assume there's 'feral' animals they use for livestock and such.
>"Auntie can't breed" is not an issue for the little kids.
It's a good thing that is not how they told it in the webm.
Oof, getting filtered by a preschool cartoon dog lesson.
Anon, there's a reason why they say "prepare your child for the road, not the road for your child." It's because your child can be exposed to anything regardless of how much control you think you have over the information they'll absorb so you may as well prepare them for the cruelty of reality rather than waste energy on changing the world so they perpetually maintain an innocent viewpoint where everything works out and being happy or sad is as easy as flicking a lightswitch.
Yes, there are ideas you should protect your kids against but things like why the kid in their class has such a birth defect their face looks like Sloth from the Goonies or why Cindy from class needs robot legs instead of normal people legs has to be given perspective and sensitivity so they don't become a problem for other people. Kids can be mean, so if they disparage such ideas, that's not something you'd want to be proud of as a parent.
Listen, anon. The only reason to have kids is so that when you die, you don't really die. If your children aren't identical clones of you, you have failed as a parent.
Children are basically IRL extra lives. You have children so that when you die, you don't really die. You must do whatever is necessary to preserve yourself. That is your biological imperative.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Frick that, I wanna play videogames all my live.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You can do that if you want, but that makes you a loser of the game of life. It's like you want to lose. The game of life only has one rule: win and live, lose and die.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Bro really wants to turn his bloodline into pseudo-immortals.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Life is a competition. If you aren't doing everything you can to win, you deserve to lose. To win, you must make more you, and eliminate everything that could possibly be a threat to you.
9 months ago
Anonymous
and how many children do you have, anon?
9 months ago
Anonymous
wrong, who's the real winner - the family with the offspring highscore, or the billionaire with the money highscore?
9 months ago
Anonymous
The purpose of life is to be happy. If they are both happy they both win.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty bold of you to just state what you think the purpose of life is as fact. I could argue the purpose to life is to procreate. There’s no defined answer and there probably never will be.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It is up to each of us to find our own purpose, there is no one universal objective.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Exactly
9 months ago
Anonymous
The purpose of life is to live. Personally I think that you should also do good and do something with purpose or meaning before dying. That can manifest in different ways. Accumulating wealth for yourself doesn't fit that, but it's possible to use it for good. Raising a family can go either way. You could raise great humans that also go on to live good lives, you could be a shitty parent and abuse them, or you could raise someone who will have no purpose and drift through life and leave things like they were never there.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The secret answer is: depends on who you ask.
9 months ago
Anonymous
yes, you really died.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Walking home from the convenience store >Black person blindsides me with a metal bat fricking die of hemorrhaging >Consciousness boots up in my first born >Girl >"FRICK but it'll do".hydra >Next day >Waiting at the same spot Black was at >Catch him by surprise with tire iron >Fortnite dance over corpse because zoomer now >Checkmate Darkie >Know he won't come back because more than likleyabandoned his probably dead from fat niggress hoarding food
My dad woke me up by beating my ass raw every morning, and I turned out fine. I've been divorced five times, I have seventeen children with fourteen mothers, none of whom I am legally allowed to see or be within a hundred yards of, I've been in and out of jail so many times that I'm on Christmas card terms with all of the guards, I still wince whenever I hear someone crack their knuckles, and hearing my father's name makes me break out in a cold sweat even though he's been dead for twenty years, but I turned out fine.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Let me guess, you went to “therapy” instead of manning up
9 months ago
Anonymous
Did you think gorilla warfare was a real post too?
Can someone explain this obsession with student loans? I don't get it, why is it talked about like some big subject of the times? Why is it listed alongside infertility and tax fraud?
It's the limits of his descriptive language. These are the only adult issues he can muster, because his adult life likely revolves around Ganker and convincing himself that he's mot the most the most pathetic poster in any given Ganker thread.
No, but the kids spy on construction workers who are doing work in their backyard and report back to their mom that one called another "that word dad called the lawnmower when it wouldn't start". Closest you'll get.
Imagine the replay-ability as different races. Reach areas only pegasi can get to with flight, unlock areas for magic users like unicorns, be invited to earth pony family circles...
>Hick horses are known for their talents in raising animals and the like >One of the most prominent examples of a character being good with animals is a Pegasus
WHERE IS MY HORSE GAME???
THE HORSES
THE HORSES
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>life-sized Equestria map where you begin as a lost traveler in the everfree who gets saved by [plot device character] who introduces you to the three horse races and then [character that wants to destroy everything] appears and it is up to you to save the entire kingdom >you can buy items from that one blue gypsy horse who lives in a shack on wheels
People are desperately trying to turn this into a new fandom but it's just autistic dogs doing autistic things. Genuine autistics hate it, but tumblr diagnosed autistics like it.
it's quite funny that this show was originally conceived as "Peppa Pig, but Australia" but evolved into a preschool show where the parents watching with the kids aren't insulted and has a surprisingly big production values
>this show was originally conceived as "Peppa Pig, but Australia"
It absolutely shows, at least in early season one. The shift in style is really noticable.
Yeah, but I'd argue even in its pilot it's a tad better.
The "tired Bandit" pilot already has more sensibility than the whole of Peppa Pig from what I understand.
That's honestly pretty rare for a kids show. Usually they're fricking unbearable. A friend of mine is a Dad and he showed me a few episodes and it was honestly pretty good. I recently rewatched Kim Possible since I remember liking that as a kid and that holds up pretty well surprisingly.
English mystery VNs are superior. No hack writing, no reusage of the same twists in every game, no waiting years between releases, no weird idiotic Eleven newtype "power of friendship through time and space" moronic philosophy. Just hard mindfricks and mysteries.
I watch this shit with my kid, she has never touched a video game yet, just kinda watches me when i play. Maybe i'll get a switch for her to try it, Bluey IS her favorite cartoon after all.
Thanks for the news OP, nice to see you not being a gay for a change.
i like this well enough but do car dealers in straya give toy cars like that
Okay but why are they just casually lounging together in the bathtub and one of them's dressed like a zebra?
aunt who disconnected from her family visited and brought gifts (onesies), brown puppy has this game where she plays as the animal her onesies has. mom and blue puppy are hiding in the tub
I'm actually excited and will definitely pirate it when it comes out to play with my 4 year old. We played through the shitty Paw Patrol game co-op a few months ago and I'm fricking tired of playing Mario Party with him.
She likes skeletons and monsters and dragons anyways from old Disney movies, and rather than bothering her, she thinks the monsters are cute. She sometimes pretends her hands are a Fingercreeper, even.
>With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
The children play a version of a game where everyone wins a small prize, Pat wants to teach them the older version of it where only one person wins a big prize. The kids initially hate it but eventually learn that the risk of losing is worth the potential of winning something big, and they learn that losing is ok.
>golden retriever kid invited to someone's party, so obv parents are there >pass the parcel game where a package gets passed around until music stops, kid unwraps and gets a present, music plays again with the kid with the present now skipped, rinse and repeat until all kids are given presents >golden retriever dad was surprised because back then the game didn't involve giving everyone presents, only one at the end >WE'RE RAISING A NATION OF SQUIBS >his kid's bday is coming so he proceeds to do it the old way >kids cry, he tries to damage control by giving them money and even accidentally gives gifts of his kid >however one of the kids liked the dad's way, wants his birthday to have that >same thing happen, but kids slowly enjoy it >every succeeding birthday follow the rule, they enjoy it >even dad was surprised at the outcome
You forgot to mention how at the end Lucky's dad lightened up on the old rule himself, I believe the last words in the episode were him saying "let them have their fun".
So I think it's more a play on how adults need kids just as badly as kids need adults.
Us grown ups get so stuck in our ways with rules and routines... which kids need to learn of course to exist in this world but they also help us not be so rigid, it's really a beautiful message and one I love to be reminded of when I watch it with my brood.
>go to work yesterday >bunch of zoomer interns just started >see some zoomer girl who was probably almost 10 years younger than me >literally straight out of those apu pictures where he has an autistic gf >entire upper body covered in Bluey merch, wears Crocs, and has a side ponytail in an office full of boomers in business casual
Bros......... what do I do?
why people clip this show and stand up comedians making shit into a life lecture? Stop trying to give me advice youtube I don't want your shitty advice. I am wiser than you mother FRICKERS
I could understand trying to do a lesson about adults being unable to have kids, but why make a cartoon episode that talks about a woman unable to get laid?
Ganker has terrible moderation so pretty much everything slips by on another note I love how this show is probably ass blasting the same spergs mlp did all those years ago I hope we get a Lee tier autsit every time a bluey thread is made.
Die out
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>bandit accidentally lets slip that he likes bingo more >bluey is hurt >bandit feels bad about it and tries to apologize >normally in shows it would have ended there >instead bandit tells chilli that "bingo was better anyway"
kek
I think it's less about favorites and more about "Goodness of fit". Read about it in college psych and it made sense. We all come with different personalities. It's not a complete guarantee that a family will all be compatible with each other. It's kind of a miracle actually.
>the writers are just taking credit for fan theories.
well if its good then I say it works.
It fits well with the way we see Chilli in the early years of Bluey's life as a baby, she probably was too worried she wouldn't do a good job especially after losing one.
She also must feel a big responsibility to be the best mother she can be, since she knows her sister can't do it, she has to make sure it works out for her sake too.
>Follow the Heeler family on a holiday adventure to find a treasure hidden by Bandit and his brothers many years ago. The game takes place in 5 iconic show locations, and its story mode tells a family-friendly adventure about creating your own cherished memories with your family.
So will it be kino?
Currently watching this show, almost through season two, where I feel it really starts to shine compared to season one.
The animation moves nicely, has alot of subtle moments, great looking backgrounds.
Voice acting is really well done, the kids especially. Dialogue flows so well.
Creative writing/episodes. I think my earliest fave was Takeaway, as it took place in real time and the entire episode is basically one scene in front of the restaurant. Also liked the sleeping dreaming episode with Bingo. Many more faves too. A few clunkers as well, not every ep can be good.
The music/scores in this show are extremely well done. When I read that every episode is individually scored, my ears really started to pay attention to this aspect of the show. When was the last time a kids show did that?
Just all around impressive work from a show that doesn't outsource anything overseas and is made all in house.
Negatives? I wish they were not all pop-tart shaped. You have all this great animation and backgrounds but the dogs are so rectangle looking. Maybe I could forgive that if it wasn't for the fact the legs always look detached from the rest of the body because there is no line break in the bottom of the character is most scenes like when they stand and walk.
Also think its dumb they need to announce the name of the episode every single time, moreover for such a small length of episode time, why waste 5 seconds telling the viewer the name of the episode?
Muffin is a little shit.
I'm in my mid 30s watching this with my wife. We don't have kids, don't want kids. This show makes it feel like having kids is exhausting!
they actually use children to voice the kids while keeping their names a secret
with that said S2 is the best among the seasons >muffin is a little shit
that's what I thought of first, but you'll soon realize to love her
there's honestly one episode where she's bad
>they actually use children to voice the kids while keeping their names a secret
Yeah I knew that, have the changed them at all? Bingo sounds a little congested in season one.
How are the keeping the kids as the seasons move forward? They will change at some point.
If these kids are not professional VAs they do an impressive job, I mean holy shit.
Bluey and Bingo have aged up slightly, I think a year each. The creators said they don't want to recast them and would most likely just end the show if they get too old.
For a 2018 show, you'd think the Heeler parents would be like, 1990s kids. But Bandit has flashbacks to being a kid in the 1980s. Did the Heelers have kids later in life?
Like sure I am used to 1980s flashbacks in 1990s and 2000s cartoons but for a 2020 era cartoon to still be making them, makes it feel like they are already old.
ACAB didn't kill shit, it just made the movement a laughing stock as everyone could easily point at how ridiculous it was for them to want to cancel a bunch of cartoon dogs.
No because for ponies it attracted the attention of lonely losers with autism and the internet made it easy for them to think their obsession was normal.
Bluey appeals to a more mature audience, the kind that can become parents, and they tend to appreciate something and then leave it be. The hype for Bluey will sadly end sooner than ponies, but thats probably a good thing.
>lonely losers with autism and the internet
Projecting much? I'm very loved by my waifu Applejack AND happy. The internet just so happened to be there.
>Bluey appeals to a more mature audience, the kind that can become parents, and they tend to appreciate something and then leave it be
Lmao dogsimps actually believe this
While I enjoy alot of rule 34 from many cartoons this is one show where I cannot get into it at all. Its just too wholesome of a show to me.
That and Bobs Burgers, because those designs...dont lend themselves well at all.
I can't claim to have seen EVERY episode but so far I don't think they have tried to brainwash my children with cross-dressing/trans sing-a-long like with Blues Clues.
Bluey is actually pretty wholesome and will never be topped as the most significant accomplishment of the Australian government.
That's kind of a fricked up thing for her relatives to say, saying she'll never be able to find someone who loves her. It makes a lot more sense to think her eggs dried up.
>actual show that has good writing, for parent and child, but still entertaining by itself as a series, that I wish I had as a kid too because of how good it is >people immediately shitting on it without knowing why
Ganker - the vidya
Landscaping and maintaining. I'm honestly ultra jealous of it because I got a few holes I could fill up with it and our local supplier that's affordable is having truck issues right now, and I'm not paying more than 200 for a load of fill dirt. I got like a ton of gravel and crushed shells just sitting here waiting for the dirt at this point.
I need about 2 tons of dirt, anon. These are erosion holes I gotta fill, and the clay dirt around here is NOT gonna cut it. I need sandy dirt that'll let the water fill through. I plan on introducing the crushed shells in layers and to top it off with some gravel to help it keep shape when it inevitably rains again. Any excess I'll use to start forming a better base for a driveway I have planned soon.
>More anons should have children. It's the most fulfilling thing you can do
That only applies if you're already a healthy, well-adjusted person. And guess what? we are here.
Basically old school alchemist's and /x/ schizos think that you can create a tiny man by impregnating an animal or injecting sperm into chicken eggs usually to be a lab assistant or something like
https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Homunculus
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Forgot the wikepedia link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus
>>Bro just talk to your father about football and cars
I don't live with him anymore and I haven't seen him in years. Last time I saw him I literally tried to kill him. >>Bro just call your mother every weekend or something
Sadly I have to live with her and she is a mentally ill depressed woman with a severe drug addiction. Having a good relationship with a piece of shit like her is just impossible. >>Dude just get laid
I'm a loser. >Just have sex
Can't.
Don't her parents raise her in a weird alternate school?
In an episode bluey didn't know how to read and that type of school doesn't start teaching kids letters until they're about 9 I think.
So, I'd say she'd be a mobile games player on an iPad. Games would be those children games where they just pop a balloon or something else that's easy.
You joke, but the game is a Banjo kazooie clone with co-op.
This game targets an older audience than Banjo
Bluey audience is 85% kids 5% straya drunks 10% pedophiles
pedophiles are not attracted to cartoon dogs
I can just mod bluey into Starfield if I really wanted, but I would much rather mod in bingo
oh shit that's cool actually, i'll keep that in mind if I ever need to co op with a kid
Sounds like BotW2 minus the co-op.
Why should I care about ADHD kiddieshit?
It's actually pretty deep as it's meant for the parents to
Deep is giving it too much credit. It is smarter than you would expect, but not deep.
Read: I watch cartoons for little kids but have to pretend they're DEEP and FOR MATURE ADULTS
Reminds me how some educational show for little kids, Wordgirl or something got a "fanbase" with literal adults pretending it has "dark moments" because it has villains that were slightly threatening, but not enough to actually scare the kids
The same people also posted about the main girl, aged 12, "hooking up" with a boy thar crushed at her. Think that should tell you all you need to know about such people.
Bluey has an episode about a barren auntydog.
That's unfortunate but I wouldn't call it 'dark'.
>A bird with no bee is the final shot
I'm surprised at how good the shots are in this.
That is kind of depressing. What merit does putting that into a kindergartner's show have?
It teaches kids about the topic. Your parents never talked to you about important shit?
But being childless and only experiencing a family vicariously is a purely adult problem. It's not something that relates well to someone under 10.
Kids learn a simple lesson that you can't always get what you want, and the parents get a message about dealing with trauma and moving past it. It works on two levels.
It's helping kids not be buttholes when they meet people who don't/can't have kids. Almost all kids shoes are just teaching children how to behave. What's the issue?
I'll bet there are plenty of under 10s that have adult family members who can't have kids and maybe even don't visit often because of it
You can't always get what you want.
My nephew could really learn that lesson.
At least we have bardonic bro, what we really need
Trauma is more digestible when it happens to cartoon doggos
I'm not listening to a cartoon dog.
Sick reference bandit
Your entire personality has been shaped by the moronic cartoons you watched in your formative years. Regardless of whether you're aware of it or not.
He was quoting the show. The dad says that at one point
Kids don't get it.
I have two daughters (5 and 8) and they love that episode because of how silly it is. The side plot with their aunt being unable to have kids goes right over their heads. The show adds a lot of little adult touches to it like that. Because it tackles life...the good and bad.
>The side plot with their aunt being unable to have kids goes right over their heads.
And of course you can't blame them, they're frickin' kids. It makes sense that'll go over their head. Some of my favorite movies as a kid had relatively heavy themes that completely flew over my head.
>t. never once watched mr. rogers neighborhood.
What a barren childhood.
Kids shows can cover heavy topics if they want. Like Mr. Hooper dying or Fat Albert's classmate being moronic. It's not like children's shows have to act like a magic barrier that filter the harshness of reality.
I just saw this one recently when my son turned it on. Caught me off guard, made me tear up. My son is adopted because my wife couldn't get pregnant and I guess it was a pretty emotional subject. Anyway, for the kids in here comparing the show to brony stuff, you guys are off base, it's nothing like that. At worst, it's emotionally manipulative and pretentious, but it's just an actual PBS-tier cartoon that does have scenarios and writing that is meant to resonate with the parents watching with their kids. There are even positive "lessons" for the parents too about slowing down and playing with your kids like the episode where the dad waits 5 minutes to leave for work so he can play with his kids. I know many of you might not have kids or maybe feel like that will never be an option for you in life, and I'm sorry, I thought that would be my reality too for a long time, but try not to let it make you bitter, as easy as that is to say from where I'm sitting.
Why didn't you use a surrogate to have your kid? Or if her eggs didn't work as well then why not use a donor egg with your sperm? Ah well you sound like you care for the kid so thats good. I hope the kid is white though, seen too many of these cases where the parent sgo adopt the darkest African they can find rather than the parentless kids in their own country.
Because that is an incredibly expensive and taxing process I imagine.
You know, adult problems.
I mean I agree with you and I'm not trying to be an ass. But having kids is also a taxing and expensive task regardless.
Yes and surrogacy would require an extra ~30k in expenses. Maybe just accept that you haven't really thought this through, outside of your racial concerns?
We tried the science route once with IVF and I got to the point where I started feeling like it was unnatural, insanely expensive, and like we were playing God just to say our kid has our blood. It was a long time ago, I don't recall having a serious conversation about surrogacy. I decided if we were going to spend a bunch of money, we could at least do some good for a kid who already exists. We looked at the typical adoption routes and didn't really move forward with those companies/organizations (fun fact, black kids are cheaper). We ended up doing a thing where we got matched up with a pregnant mother who wanted to put her baby up for adoption. So we actually adopted him right after he was born, first held him at 2 days old. We kept in touch with the mom and her family. To your point, I agree that there are lots of kids right in your own country (I'm in the United States) that need families and there's no reason to go overseas unless you've got a savior complex. Also, to answer your question, the mom, and my son, and ethno European. Used to have people say he looked just like me all the time when he was a baby, funny enough
Well I can't fault your reasoning you seem like you made the best out of the circumstances you had. I imagine it was quite stressful for you and your partner so good on you for sticking with her, I know that a lot of guys would probably abandon theirs if they found out they were infertile, but you chose to stay true to her.
>Also, to answer your question, the mom, and my son, and ethno European. Used to have people say he looked just like me all the time when he was a baby, funny enough
That's good as well. I know it doesn't mean much but from one internet stranger to another, good job!
>episode where the dad waits 5 minutes to leave for work so he can play with his kids.
Kek I don't have friends that are parents to talk about this shit with. The episode where they get Chinese food is the same where they're waiting for their order the entire episode and he's trying to be serious I think, I was half watching, but he gets covered in the food and just plays with his kids instead. It's just nice when a show exists that has both parents and being great with their kids, it actually just teaches the best lessons kids need to learn. My daughter dances to the theme and shouts Dingo every time it shouts 'Mom, Dad, Bingo, Bluey' she's a based moron. Keeping on topic, I'd get a Bluey game for her when she's old enough to appreciate games I guess. Right now she's pointing at Pikmin and shouting their colours and decides they're all yellow because she prefers to say that.
My son turned out to really like Pikmin. He never saw any of the other games, but asked if we could play the demo for 4 and next thing I know I ended up buying it and he loves it. Every time he carries something he makes that noise "pi-min-pi-min..."
This happened run finneas and Ferb for me. I was too old to watch it, but my son asked to watch it and it's actually not bad
Happened with*. Phone posting fricking me
Based son.
Watching any kids shows from the BBC makes me call everybody a nonce. Mr Tumble / Justin and that c**t Andy who's in like 20 different Cbeebies programs are fricking insufferable. Those c**ts have the most punchable faces.
There was also that one episode where Bluey and Bandit develop a signal she can use when she's bored but doesn't want to interrupt her dad when he's talking with someone. I wish I had that when I was a kid.
I haven't seen this one, but sounds like a good takeaway. Another one of those dual lessons for kids and parents. I know it sounds bad like parents would need a lesson from a cartoon, but life starts moving fast and getting busy and you aren't always thinking of the "little" stuff that is a lot bigger to your child.
People usually forget how they felt when they were kids. When you're a kid you simply don't understand shit, so having your parent scream and say "because i told you so!" doesn't really help.
Bandit and Chilly are based parents.
Maybe not DARK but it's a heavy concept for a kids show because the concept of any kind of non-functioning aspect of human life seems cruel much like a Charlie Brown special about leukemia or a cartoon about being paraplegic.
I’m embarrassed to say I almost kind of want to watch this now
Camping is a kino episode
Okay but why are they just casually lounging together in the bathtub and one of them's dressed like a zebra?
The one in the cheetah onesie is hunting them all, so they're hiding from her. The aunt brought them the costumes as gifts
Don't forget part of the deal is that she brought them the wrong onesies because she was basing their favorite animals on years old info, because she never visits
I audibly laughed out loud when they came out wearing their intended suits with the poor fitting. I've honestly laughed quite a bit to this show.
this homie had prepared clip from the cartoon for special occasion
now thats autism
bro it takes ten seconds to find meme clips like that
Actually I saved it from another anon who posted in a prior Bluey thread so blame him.
Bluey tackles a lot of real life issues. Kids may not get it, but adults will.
What if one of the parents found out the other one was having an affair? That'd be fricking hilarious.
No it wouldn't.
>make cartoon about dogs
>put le "so sad and relatable" once in a while
>morons scream THIS IS DEEP
amazing
mlp paedophiles used to say that too
You're looking at it wrong. Fairy Tales for example are deep, but they're definitely made for children.
Parents is the key word here. Majority of adults talking about the show on the internet are single men watching something with the intended age lower than MLP. Most of these men have it on their second monitor with e621 on the main one. But when they have a screen name attached to them they talk about how deep it is.
This show gets a pass but not the horse one.
mostly because of "nostalgic feelings" which I can relate
the forts episode reminded me playing cushions
also it's one of those rare "it doesn't talk down" shows
>This toddler show is actually really deep
this is what tvtropes and e621 does to a motherfricker
Kek I actually enjoy watching it when it fricking comes on Cbeebies that I have to leave on all day for my fricking daughter. Cocomelon is also fricking amazing for putting kids in some creepy MKUltra trance where they shut the frick up for quite a while. Bluey is really great though and just feels Australian except the dad doesn't drink a beer every few minutes while fricking about and having fun with his kids.
>Cocomelon is also fricking amazing for putting kids in some creepy MKUltra trance where they shut the frick up for quite a while.
I hate the Antichrist
Yeah it's fricking weird. It's honestly too calming somehow and the stuffed bears in the show are fricking creepy and feel 'child trafficking symbols from FBI dossier' scary
>my fricking daughter
>shut the frick up for quite a while
are you really a father?
>Cocomelon is also fricking amazing for putting kids in some creepy MKUltra trance where they shut the frick up for quite a while.
have a nice day
Some people shouldn't have offspring
Bluey fans are proof as to why. They said similar things about horse show a decade ago and look what happened.
At least blueygays will not cause mass shooting like that applejack gay
Yet. If Martha could do it, so can the funny blue dog.
chill out, no one is gonna start going to a McDonalds and dance like Bluey to get a toy.
better screenshot this
>Cocomelon
I make sure to point out all the animation flaws and stupid reuse of the songs so that my kids end up watching something else.
Paw Patrol is better.
Bluey>Paw Patrol>Peppa Pig>>>>>
>Puppy pedo
Yeah that's me
Allowing your children to watch Cocomelon should be considered neglect, and its creators should be chemically castrated.
I never got why that anon compared bluey to fricking cocomelon
Just because it has a few hints and commentary that will fly over toddler's heads doesn't make it deep.
it is however a very wholesome and comfy watch. And yes, aimed at parents or to-be parents. Unlike actual, unwatchable shows aimed exclusively at toddlers.
Define deep. What are some examples of deep children's programming and what are the defining characteristics? Let's make sure we're on the same wavelength here.
I'm a parent that loves watching Bluey with my kid but I'll be honest I am weirded out by childless adult fans
Autists really enjoy shows that explicitly teach them how to make friends and behave in social situations.
And then there are incels who are incapable of maintaining a family and live vicariously through a loving, realistic tv depiction.
>Deep
Don't get me wrong it's very well made show that clearly has allot of love and effort put into it but it is as deep as a puddle of water. It's a family show that's appealing not just to children but parents or soon to be parents.
to what?
So is Spongebob.
Every cartoongay says the same shit about every show and they end it being nothing but kiddie shit
Meant for the parents to what? Did you have a stroke mid sentence?
It's not really deep but it has it's smart moments. It's mostly pretty sweet and my scapism pill from this horrible world. Like any slice of life anime but less cringe.
>to
To what? To WHAT?
>To jack off
Begone, coomer
You guys say that about any show so long as it's at a higher bar than Sesame Street.
I imagine a lot of Ganker are in their mid to late 30s now. I have a 7 year old daughter who watches bluey all the time.
its normal kid show, not sure where you came up with the adhd part
It’s about the closest thing to 90’s kids tv kino with no indoctrination tactics or lazy animation/writing.
It's this generations rugrats
>stuck at home watching baby shows because your kid is still 2-4 years old?
Either this or PBS slop
It's weird how being in my mind 30s without kids has slowly had me fall into total ignorance of what the frick zoomers know and grew up with
I work in a library so I get a decent feel for what franchises the kids are into but what music they are listening to is just a total mystery to me, although my tastes there aren't exactly mainstream to begin with
it's all rap and deftones
>Objective: Survive
It should be a Mario Party clone with all the mini games being based on all the games the kids and parents play. The boards you move around would be like the Mario Party games where there was a theme and the characters dressed hp to that theme, like they're playing pretend.
Mario Party games are meh, you can incorporate the mini games into a more traditional game. Like you have to complete them to earn items to open new areas and shit.
Bro it's a game for toddlers and young children. A collection of quick, engaging mini games would be perfect for the attention span of the target audience.
Million dollar idea here, dude.
Whoms't?
LOVABLE SCRUNCO
you gays did this same joke with Peppa Pig get new material.
you will NEVER convince me the adult """fanbase""" of this show arent closet pedos
Well this board is full of anime pedos, so who cares?
Deflecting doesn't change facts.
You post on a pedo board you have nothing factual to say lmao
No but the parents are hot
>literal rectangle
How?
Did you miss the 400rp thread were people were jacking off over a circle with kitty ears?
I did the nostalgia critic uncomfortable face looking at this
Whatever happened to 'it's just a drawing, bro'?
How come that only applies when you want to frick it?
turbonormie reporting in
me and the wife have a kid on the way, and about half of our ordinary-ass millennial friends have absolutely raved about this fricking show whenever we've caught up with them because of it.
I think the adult fanbase could actually have some non-weirdos
It has become trendy. Was talking in a group with a guy who just had a kid and described it as good because it's "deep and the dad is your typical dumb bumbling dad, just like real life". I just shook my head and said I couldn't relate to that. Guy is a dope
possibly, yeah, I think people see what they want to though.
I'm sure we'll get around to watching some of this when they're older but both my wife and I have agreed to go full autism on no/limited screens so we'll see
yes I'm aware every new parent says this
You beat me to it with the last bit, haha. It's all good, but good luck with everything and congratulations
It's mostly parents you delusional mongoloid
You simpleton, you get stuck watching it with the kids and realise that it's actually a decent show. Better than something absolutely dogshit like Cocomelon
Meh, I had to watch a few episodes with my Niece over the holidays. I get it. It's not groundbreaking or anything, but it feels like it's for children without turning off it's brain completely, with a couple of adult jokes dotted in that will sail over their heads. I don't know that I'd seek out full episodes, but every once in a while I'll laugh at a clip on Youtube.
It’s just brony shit all over again. Weird autists obsessed with autistic shit as usual
it really says a lot about western """entertainment""" when adults are looking at toddler shows for entertainment
Finally, a game targeted at the Switch's userbase
Why do 30 year old manchildren love this show much?
If you're learning life lessons for a cartoon meant for 3 year olds then something went horribly wrong in your life.
It's basically the exact same shit as ponyhomosexualry back in the day. I remember people would defend it as totally mature and that it teaches you valuable life lessons and then it'd just be shit like "be nice to your friends" or some shit. Those people were so autistic and lacking in proper upbrininging that shit like that was a ground breaking revelation the show told them.
bluey is closer to spongebob than it is to mlp
>Invaded by Dark Spirit Muffin
What do you do?
Final Boss: Bububabu
>Beat Muffin
>Music changes
>"I have given thee courtesy enough"
>"I now fight as Bububabu, LLAMA!"
>mfw
>Inflatable guitar, you were here by my side the entire time...
>she throws coconuts at you
>there's water in them
I don't know shit about Bluey but the father has tons of porn
I will pre-order 100%
I hope it follows the show closely
It's gonna be censored in Muttland, cause those gays can't have their kids exposed to the real world
Adult Bluey fans desperately looking to justify themselves watching a baby show but outside of some Reddit hugbox, they're just some creepy freaks. MLP will often be quoted as a convenient example. "I know it's a baby show but it's not like MLP" says childless 30 year old furry cub porn enjoyer.
At the very least do yourself a favor and don't mention your enjoyment of this show IRL.
You sure told them
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
MACKENZIE CHADS
UNITE UP
He is 100% the bestest boy in Bluey
The barking moron!
who the frick is gruber
The kid of the guy selling german sausages in this episode.
>a world of cute sentient animals that also eat meat
So real life?
And thank god for that. I fricking hate how meat averse lots of kids shows are.
This would be worth pondering if it was like Zootoopia where there's various anthro species but in this case its only dogs. Haven't watched much of the show but I'd assume there's 'feral' animals they use for livestock and such.
They show tons of different animals in the show, pretty much only dogs are intelligent and every other animal is the same as in our world.
snoretopia has lame worldbuilding, beastars beat that
>beastars beat that
Anon, the entire conflict between herbies and carnivores is undermined and made moot by a fish sausage.
pretty sure that wasn't meant to be taken seriously since after that we still see them eat the usual vegetables/eggs/grains thing.
Je suis Jean-Luc! Je suis monte!
Terriers
GOD SHITS FUR DA KAISER
F1 - F3
I would pay for fanart of the terriers dressed as Ceasar's legionares
>not maining Winton or Jack for the 'tism tard strength bonuses
>the terriers
How is this game even balanced?
It's like the ice climbers
"it does a good job of teaching both kids and parents life lessons"
-childless man on the internet
Oooo another riveting game for the switch! They get all the best games, don’t they kek no wonder its such a hit with games like this and Tears of Dlc.
>Kids will never be able to relate to their family members problems
?
"Auntie can't breed" is not an issue for the little kids. That's an "adult problem".
Knowing how to deal with kids that are different or what it means that "Uncle Jimmy went to Heaven" are issues kids deal with daily.
>"Auntie can't breed" is not an issue for the little kids.
It's a good thing that is not how they told it in the webm.
Oof, getting filtered by a preschool cartoon dog lesson.
>Why did I hurt Auntie's feelings?
And there's multiple episodes like that, such as Jack having ADHD (not specifically said but it's obvious).
That's just one clip from a show with several seasons.
Teaching kids how to socialise in complex situations is a kids problem.
Anon, there's a reason why they say "prepare your child for the road, not the road for your child." It's because your child can be exposed to anything regardless of how much control you think you have over the information they'll absorb so you may as well prepare them for the cruelty of reality rather than waste energy on changing the world so they perpetually maintain an innocent viewpoint where everything works out and being happy or sad is as easy as flicking a lightswitch.
Yes, there are ideas you should protect your kids against but things like why the kid in their class has such a birth defect their face looks like Sloth from the Goonies or why Cindy from class needs robot legs instead of normal people legs has to be given perspective and sensitivity so they don't become a problem for other people. Kids can be mean, so if they disparage such ideas, that's not something you'd want to be proud of as a parent.
Listen, anon. The only reason to have kids is so that when you die, you don't really die. If your children aren't identical clones of you, you have failed as a parent.
>If your children aren't identical clones of you, you have failed as a parent.
Living through your child is the story of most child abuse experiences.
Children are basically IRL extra lives. You have children so that when you die, you don't really die. You must do whatever is necessary to preserve yourself. That is your biological imperative.
Frick that, I wanna play videogames all my live.
You can do that if you want, but that makes you a loser of the game of life. It's like you want to lose. The game of life only has one rule: win and live, lose and die.
Bro really wants to turn his bloodline into pseudo-immortals.
Life is a competition. If you aren't doing everything you can to win, you deserve to lose. To win, you must make more you, and eliminate everything that could possibly be a threat to you.
and how many children do you have, anon?
wrong, who's the real winner - the family with the offspring highscore, or the billionaire with the money highscore?
The purpose of life is to be happy. If they are both happy they both win.
Pretty bold of you to just state what you think the purpose of life is as fact. I could argue the purpose to life is to procreate. There’s no defined answer and there probably never will be.
It is up to each of us to find our own purpose, there is no one universal objective.
Exactly
The purpose of life is to live. Personally I think that you should also do good and do something with purpose or meaning before dying. That can manifest in different ways. Accumulating wealth for yourself doesn't fit that, but it's possible to use it for good. Raising a family can go either way. You could raise great humans that also go on to live good lives, you could be a shitty parent and abuse them, or you could raise someone who will have no purpose and drift through life and leave things like they were never there.
The secret answer is: depends on who you ask.
yes, you really died.
>Walking home from the convenience store
>Black person blindsides me with a metal bat fricking die of hemorrhaging
>Consciousness boots up in my first born
>Girl
>"FRICK but it'll do".hydra
>Next day
>Waiting at the same spot Black was at
>Catch him by surprise with tire iron
>Fortnite dance over corpse because zoomer now
>Checkmate Darkie
>Know he won't come back because more than likleyabandoned his probably dead from fat niggress hoarding food
Do you love your dad? Are you living the life that you thought you would?
My dad woke me up by beating my ass raw every morning, and I turned out fine. I've been divorced five times, I have seventeen children with fourteen mothers, none of whom I am legally allowed to see or be within a hundred yards of, I've been in and out of jail so many times that I'm on Christmas card terms with all of the guards, I still wince whenever I hear someone crack their knuckles, and hearing my father's name makes me break out in a cold sweat even though he's been dead for twenty years, but I turned out fine.
Let me guess, you went to “therapy” instead of manning up
Did you think gorilla warfare was a real post too?
Yeah and my mother was the Queen of England.
Id believe that Charles shitposts occasionally
You don't play very well with others, do you?
What an annoying gay you are, anon
No, you're the annoying gays because you keep trying to justify your pedo dog cartoons
You might need the pedo dog, anon.
You couldn't even grasp the message of the episode.
Why do you hang out on furry discords and then bring your baggage here? No one wants to see that, keep it in your bedroom, homo
Can someone explain this obsession with student loans? I don't get it, why is it talked about like some big subject of the times? Why is it listed alongside infertility and tax fraud?
It's the limits of his descriptive language. These are the only adult issues he can muster, because his adult life likely revolves around Ganker and convincing himself that he's mot the most the most pathetic poster in any given Ganker thread.
>You obtain: Feather Wand!
>,gif
yuck
Is the word c**t regularly used on this show
Like it's the air they breathe
No, but the kids spy on construction workers who are doing work in their backyard and report back to their mom that one called another "that word dad called the lawnmower when it wouldn't start". Closest you'll get.
god i want to frick bluey
>t.
LORD X I NEED SEX
>Bluey meets her fans
You leave her alone!
Damn she's got a FAT ASS
this but Bandit
reminder that a few years ago he was once voted as hottest dad in australia
They're not wrong.
WHERE IS MY HORSE GAME???
THE HORSES
THE HORSES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You got your mobile game.
>shitty mobile game for g4
>g5 actually got a pc game release
it's not fair bros.. I just wanted skyrim but with pone
AND steam cards
I'm still rocking my Izzy profile background.
>I'm still rocking my Izzy profile background.
Based
If only horse bro if only.
God how I long for an MLP open world RPG.
Bethesda x Hasbro production. Imagine...
Imagine the replay-ability as different races. Reach areas only pegasi can get to with flight, unlock areas for magic users like unicorns, be invited to earth pony family circles...
>dirt horses get the boring shit
Nice
>Hick horses are known for their talents in raising animals and the like
>One of the most prominent examples of a character being good with animals is a Pegasus
>life-sized Equestria map where you begin as a lost traveler in the everfree who gets saved by [plot device character] who introduces you to the three horse races and then [character that wants to destroy everything] appears and it is up to you to save the entire kingdom
>you can buy items from that one blue gypsy horse who lives in a shack on wheels
wowee! plot so easy, yet so many possibilities.
>13 years
>not a single fan made game like this
Bronies are fricking pathetic
I just received my 400 page MLP tabletop roleplaying game rulebook. We just focused on other things.
Todd keeps stealing my workshop mods and Hasbro has claimed my 3D models. I am sorry senpai
porn takes priority.
legends of equestria exist
Drink bleach
People are desperately trying to turn this into a new fandom but it's just autistic dogs doing autistic things. Genuine autistics hate it, but tumblr diagnosed autistics like it.
it only has three seasons mate
>us REAL artists can tell though
I think the actual fandom is parents, I got my kids into it thanks to high praise from other parents I know.
There's nothing autistic about it, the kids are just kids
Got DAMN you made autism a buzzword. Good job
What the frick is a bluey.
ironically not the most popular character in her show
My dead blue indian ringneck that was mauled when the neighbours dog broke through the screen door into our vacant home when I was 8 years old
Not much, what is the Bluey up with you?
The show that twittergays and Gankertrannies love so much.
Ganker can't even have bluey threads because of "paranoia", which already makes it a better program
At least is not a paw patrol game.
May god have mercy on those lost souls in the Ganker puppy threads.
This. Bluey fans might be autistic, but the Paw Patrol threads are full of genuine pedo puppy frickers.
There have been already some of those but they were so dogshit no one wants them even toddlers know that PP games are shit
pedo cartoon made by satan
What does it mean?
imagine jobel but he a fricking dog
God, no. Not him fricking a dog, my mind is broken now
no not him fricking a dog, he be DA DOG and drinkin on that bepsi is what i meant
Wow I didn't realise people on Ganker had kids, literally nobody I know who watches this isn't a parent
My son loves this shit and it's not terrible, so watching it with him isn't painful. Wish more kids entertainment was better at pulling that off.
it's quite funny that this show was originally conceived as "Peppa Pig, but Australia" but evolved into a preschool show where the parents watching with the kids aren't insulted and has a surprisingly big production values
>this show was originally conceived as "Peppa Pig, but Australia"
It absolutely shows, at least in early season one. The shift in style is really noticable.
Yeah, but I'd argue even in its pilot it's a tad better.
The "tired Bandit" pilot already has more sensibility than the whole of Peppa Pig from what I understand.
That's honestly pretty rare for a kids show. Usually they're fricking unbearable. A friend of mine is a Dad and he showed me a few episodes and it was honestly pretty good. I recently rewatched Kim Possible since I remember liking that as a kid and that holds up pretty well surprisingly.
I think we can all agree on this.
Winton is a solid B tier, but other than that I agree with this list.
>Socks that high
>Indy belongs in F Tier
>Mackenzie that low
>Winton that low
Not bad.
Socks is perfect.
Is there a SINGLE videogame character than can even hurt him?
mackenzie is overrated
English mystery VNs are superior. No hack writing, no reusage of the same twists in every game, no waiting years between releases, no weird idiotic Eleven newtype "power of friendship through time and space" moronic philosophy. Just hard mindfricks and mysteries.
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2359170/Witchs_Rhythm_Puzzle/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1228600/Blankspace/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1414250/CORPSE_FACTORY/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/945360/Among_Us/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1820720/The_Divine_Deception/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2011310/Entropic_Float_This_World_Will_Decay_And_Disappear/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2192840/Terfenstein_3D/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2421510/Crescent_Quest/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349820/The_Lost_Delinquents_of_Rollings_High/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1271300/Methods_The_Detective_Competition/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1020030/Quantum_Suicide/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1919040/Winter
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1940040/The_Price_Of_Flesh
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1513120/The_Zodiac_Trial/
Upcoming multi-route mystery EVNs on Steam:
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1728290/Decide_4_God/ (finale to the Abime series)
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1041270/Exogenesis_Perils_of_Rebirth/ (never ever)
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1769980/Mask_of_the_Rose/ (Fallen London universe)
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1287170/Thiefs_Roulette/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1457220/Robin_Morningwood_Adventure__A_gay_RPG/
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2385550/Underground22/
What the frick kind of weird shilling is this? Go the frick away.
This is a normal post
It's definitely the Bluey fans who are autistic
://store.steampowered.com/app/945360/Among_Us/
I watch this shit with my kid, she has never touched a video game yet, just kinda watches me when i play. Maybe i'll get a switch for her to try it, Bluey IS her favorite cartoon after all.
Thanks for the news OP, nice to see you not being a gay for a change.
Gura's favorite show!
I want to frick the dogs.
Zased
Motherfricker I was just making an observation on the scenario.
Did a 29 year old really push a kid over a Bluey plush because it's her comfort character?
What
I can't believe that Bluey is FRICKING DEAD.
Your life of joy riding is at an end
i like this well enough but do car dealers in straya give toy cars like that
aunt who disconnected from her family visited and brought gifts (onesies), brown puppy has this game where she plays as the animal her onesies has. mom and blue puppy are hiding in the tub
>brown
She's red, because she's a Red Heeler.
I like how this episode covers both evolution and creationism.
In a very Masonic way. The whole plot with Bluey/Bingo is basically the Masonic take on Christianity.
Bluey is visually male.
>Show has fat shaming and uses racial slurs
Wow, not letting my kids watch this.
>Chilly gets called a redneck
lmao
She literally and figuratively is.
Just because her dad is a bit of an abbo and she grew up in the bush doesn't mean she's a redneck. She's pretty intelligent and well mannered.
Holy shit. Is this what bums out bandit for stickbird?
post cartoon dog fortune cookies
Sh-she's fast!
surprised no one posted emasculated bandit meme here
>forced stealth sections
And dropped.
I'm actually excited and will definitely pirate it when it comes out to play with my 4 year old. We played through the shitty Paw Patrol game co-op a few months ago and I'm fricking tired of playing Mario Party with him.
Teach him how to play Dark Souls. See if a four year old is better than 90% of Ganker.
NTA, but my 3 year old daughter loves watching me play From games.
you shouldnt be showing that sort of stuff to a 3 year old
She likes skeletons and monsters and dragons anyways from old Disney movies, and rather than bothering her, she thinks the monsters are cute. She sometimes pretends her hands are a Fingercreeper, even.
>With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
I did a double take and thought that was Pat
Had to look up what a budgie was.
Adding on to this, I feel dumb because I've seen these birds a plenty but never learned their name.
happens to me but with bugs
lmao at the tiny fricking legs from the vet. Corgi i assume?
Yup, all the dogs have different shapes. Like Snickers the dachshund looking silly.
Damn, it really is over for you if you can't understand a lesson from a child's cartoon.
>keep losing at Pass the Parcel
HOW THE FRICK DO I BEAT THIS?!?
man the lesson from this episode wouldn't normally pass
mind giving a tl;dw version?
The children play a version of a game where everyone wins a small prize, Pat wants to teach them the older version of it where only one person wins a big prize. The kids initially hate it but eventually learn that the risk of losing is worth the potential of winning something big, and they learn that losing is ok.
>golden retriever kid invited to someone's party, so obv parents are there
>pass the parcel game where a package gets passed around until music stops, kid unwraps and gets a present, music plays again with the kid with the present now skipped, rinse and repeat until all kids are given presents
>golden retriever dad was surprised because back then the game didn't involve giving everyone presents, only one at the end
>WE'RE RAISING A NATION OF SQUIBS
>his kid's bday is coming so he proceeds to do it the old way
>kids cry, he tries to damage control by giving them money and even accidentally gives gifts of his kid
>however one of the kids liked the dad's way, wants his birthday to have that
>same thing happen, but kids slowly enjoy it
>every succeeding birthday follow the rule, they enjoy it
>even dad was surprised at the outcome
>WE'RE RAISING A NATION OF SQUIBS
what did Pat mean by this
You forgot to mention how at the end Lucky's dad lightened up on the old rule himself, I believe the last words in the episode were him saying "let them have their fun".
So I think it's more a play on how adults need kids just as badly as kids need adults.
Us grown ups get so stuck in our ways with rules and routines... which kids need to learn of course to exist in this world but they also help us not be so rigid, it's really a beautiful message and one I love to be reminded of when I watch it with my brood.
yeah he also learns about letting it go, though I find it funny he still had his way
>go to work yesterday
>bunch of zoomer interns just started
>see some zoomer girl who was probably almost 10 years younger than me
>literally straight out of those apu pictures where he has an autistic gf
>entire upper body covered in Bluey merch, wears Crocs, and has a side ponytail in an office full of boomers in business casual
Bros......... what do I do?
>using Mimic Tear Ashes
You didn't beat the game
why people clip this show and stand up comedians making shit into a life lecture? Stop trying to give me advice youtube I don't want your shitty advice. I am wiser than you mother FRICKERS
Why is Bingo a furry?
Is this the equivalent of blackface
No, tigers aren't people.
animals exist in bluey
just replace humans with dogs
Are you implying that Black folk are animals?
Non-Australians watch this show?
you betcha wanker
That's worse
I could understand trying to do a lesson about adults being unable to have kids, but why make a cartoon episode that talks about a woman unable to get laid?
They didn't, he's making shit up.
Do you believe everything you read on the internet
why does Ganker get a decent bluey thread while Ganker just shitposts before a seething janny closes it
Ganker is good for everything except videogames
Ganker has terrible moderation so pretty much everything slips by on another note I love how this show is probably ass blasting the same spergs mlp did all those years ago I hope we get a Lee tier autsit every time a bluey thread is made.
different audiences
in fact i've seen ponygays seething at bluey
No I agree with that bluey falls under fur homosexualry for /mlp/ standards but the reason for its hate is the same shit different show.
As a ponygay I really don't feel strongly about it either way.
Die out
https://derp.ibooru.org/images/2236183
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2020/1/2/2236183__safe_screencap_fluttershy_opalescence_sweetie+belle_pony_unicorn_stare+master_bow_collar_duo+focus_female_filly_foal_hair+bow_smug.png
It's been 15 years, anon. Is thee where you thought you would end up in life?
oh shit a barneygay spotting in the wild
put me in the screenshot!!!
I love Fluttershy
Good taste.
Never ever gonna happen.
>design a male character
>Literally just the Dad scaled down
>have it act and talk like a boy
>call it a girl
Why do they keep doing this.
She talks and acts like a boy?
I didnt know flogging is a fine word to say in front of preschoolers
Are you allowed to say beat? Like "we're going to beat you"?
It really is quite violent when you stop and think about it.
Wait, is that not the wallabies?
yeah it's aussies vs zealanders
yeah because in the context it works, i just find it hilarious flogging is said nonchalantly like that
unless it's an aussie thing, like thongs
Or c**ts
What the frick is a peepee? All I know is that they come up for wee wees in the Beach episode (and book, which I also own).
It's a cute show
Bingo is better.
>bandit accidentally lets slip that he likes bingo more
>bluey is hurt
>bandit feels bad about it and tries to apologize
>normally in shows it would have ended there
>instead bandit tells chilli that "bingo was better anyway"
kek
It's a surprisingly real moment. Every parent does have a favorite, they just don't normally let it slip.
I feel like my parents figured me as their favorite once, but I disappointed them to much and now my brother is the new fav.
I think it's less about favorites and more about "Goodness of fit". Read about it in college psych and it made sense. We all come with different personalities. It's not a complete guarantee that a family will all be compatible with each other. It's kind of a miracle actually.
I love Alfie!
For me, it's Lucky's Dad's Wife.
>Zelda? Starfield? Step asi-ACK!
Can't believe Bandit killed his own daughter.
POP!
people keep saying miscarriage but I think it's chilli thinking bingo would be hurt
The show writers confirmed she had a miscarriage anon.
what ep? the only time I remember her involving babies was baby race
That was the idea until another episode did confirm they had a miscarriage.
It wasn't another episode, it was an interview. Which means it's not actually true and the writers are just taking credit for fan theories.
>the writers are just taking credit for fan theories.
well if its good then I say it works.
It fits well with the way we see Chilli in the early years of Bluey's life as a baby, she probably was too worried she wouldn't do a good job especially after losing one.
She also must feel a big responsibility to be the best mother she can be, since she knows her sister can't do it, she has to make sure it works out for her sake too.
Autism is a lifelong struggle
Honestly it's better to just accept it.
Do you have to be you?
Muffin is the best kid, and frick anyone who says otherwise.
Does Muffin have autism
No, she's just a normal energetic slightly spoiled kid.
>Follow the Heeler family on a holiday adventure to find a treasure hidden by Bandit and his brothers many years ago. The game takes place in 5 iconic show locations, and its story mode tells a family-friendly adventure about creating your own cherished memories with your family.
So will it be kino?
>Stripe confirmed
>Rad confirmed
>Muffin confirmed
B A S E D
Rad is a Chad.
>by Outright Games
I'm not feeling so good, Blueysisters
are grannies really a menace in down under
Currently watching this show, almost through season two, where I feel it really starts to shine compared to season one.
The animation moves nicely, has alot of subtle moments, great looking backgrounds.
Voice acting is really well done, the kids especially. Dialogue flows so well.
Creative writing/episodes. I think my earliest fave was Takeaway, as it took place in real time and the entire episode is basically one scene in front of the restaurant. Also liked the sleeping dreaming episode with Bingo. Many more faves too. A few clunkers as well, not every ep can be good.
The music/scores in this show are extremely well done. When I read that every episode is individually scored, my ears really started to pay attention to this aspect of the show. When was the last time a kids show did that?
Just all around impressive work from a show that doesn't outsource anything overseas and is made all in house.
Negatives? I wish they were not all pop-tart shaped. You have all this great animation and backgrounds but the dogs are so rectangle looking. Maybe I could forgive that if it wasn't for the fact the legs always look detached from the rest of the body because there is no line break in the bottom of the character is most scenes like when they stand and walk.
Also think its dumb they need to announce the name of the episode every single time, moreover for such a small length of episode time, why waste 5 seconds telling the viewer the name of the episode?
Muffin is a little shit.
I'm in my mid 30s watching this with my wife. We don't have kids, don't want kids. This show makes it feel like having kids is exhausting!
they actually use children to voice the kids while keeping their names a secret
with that said S2 is the best among the seasons
>muffin is a little shit
that's what I thought of first, but you'll soon realize to love her
there's honestly one episode where she's bad
>they actually use children to voice the kids while keeping their names a secret
Yeah I knew that, have the changed them at all? Bingo sounds a little congested in season one.
How are the keeping the kids as the seasons move forward? They will change at some point.
If these kids are not professional VAs they do an impressive job, I mean holy shit.
Bluey and Bingo have aged up slightly, I think a year each. The creators said they don't want to recast them and would most likely just end the show if they get too old.
For a 2018 show, you'd think the Heeler parents would be like, 1990s kids. But Bandit has flashbacks to being a kid in the 1980s. Did the Heelers have kids later in life?
Like sure I am used to 1980s flashbacks in 1990s and 2000s cartoons but for a 2020 era cartoon to still be making them, makes it feel like they are already old.
The Australian 90s were equivalent to the American 80s. They're always roughly 10 year out of pace.
Canada is similar
Went to a furcon and some guy had a 1:1 costume of Bandit.
The line to get a pic with him was like halfway down the hotel hall. Furfricks really like this cartoon.
Should I watch it?
You can have a based message as long as you're not autistic about how you get there.
is this the new my little pony?
The characters aren't hot like ponies are so no
It's the new paw patrol
I can't believe they killed paw patrol, because "muh ACAB"
>all cops are b***hes
I wish that was the case then I'd be backing that blue if catch my drift
ACAB didn't kill shit, it just made the movement a laughing stock as everyone could easily point at how ridiculous it was for them to want to cancel a bunch of cartoon dogs.
New movie coming soon btw.
Fr?
>Pulled
It's getting a new movie, anon.
No because for ponies it attracted the attention of lonely losers with autism and the internet made it easy for them to think their obsession was normal.
Bluey appeals to a more mature audience, the kind that can become parents, and they tend to appreciate something and then leave it be. The hype for Bluey will sadly end sooner than ponies, but thats probably a good thing.
>lonely losers with autism and the internet
Projecting much? I'm very loved by my waifu Applejack AND happy. The internet just so happened to be there.
sugarcube~
My beloved
>Bluey appeals to a more mature audience, the kind that can become parents, and they tend to appreciate something and then leave it be
Lmao dogsimps actually believe this
>Lmao dogsimps actually believe this
alright I admit I just want to frick Chilli all day and night.
Chilli got dem tater tot hips
I'm more into her personality and voice. I wish my wife was more like that cartoon dog.
While I enjoy alot of rule 34 from many cartoons this is one show where I cannot get into it at all. Its just too wholesome of a show to me.
That and Bobs Burgers, because those designs...dont lend themselves well at all.
>That and Bobs Burgers, because those designs...dont lend themselves well at all.
Could this have been the intention all along
>Crane game mini game cheats
This is some fricking bullshit.
>stealth Ganker thread
>"parents" shilling Bluey again
Dude, we have to hang out in trash because our show is too conservative.
You hang out in trash to post cookie
I mean it's trash, but those threads are relatively clean for garbage. Shame they can't have their own board too Ganker has too much toxic femininity
I just follow to get uncensored episodes
what do you mean
Show got censored on Disney plus and even it's own country because we live in a world of squibs.
How was it censored? Just a couple of removed scenes?
Anytime someone mentions "uncensored" episodes I assume the porn edits
https://censorship.fandom.com/wiki/Bluey
From what I can remember..
>Farts
>asking where babies come from
>possible vasectomy
There's probably more but I don't know.
Not Janny, just don't care for your shit fetishes.
Okay uncensored versions it is then
there's also horse poop
What did they takeout in the aussie version?
Any reference to caveman culture.
>Ganker poster outside his containment board
I can't claim to have seen EVERY episode but so far I don't think they have tried to brainwash my children with cross-dressing/trans sing-a-long like with Blues Clues.
Bluey is actually pretty wholesome and will never be topped as the most significant accomplishment of the Australian government.
Is this the new MLP?
Nah, bluey fans are fertile.
But we still can't cross the species barrier
No, they have nothing in common.
I dont watch the dog show. Which dog kid is the most chad?
Any of them racist and hate abos?
Rusty.
Muffin.
That's kind of a fricked up thing for her relatives to say, saying she'll never be able to find someone who loves her. It makes a lot more sense to think her eggs dried up.
i never watched a single episode of this show but I jerk offd to that Bandit guy on e621
If that was all, she could get a sperm donor. It's pretty fricking obvious she's infertile or can't maintain a pregnancy.
>actual show that has good writing, for parent and child, but still entertaining by itself as a series, that I wish I had as a kid too because of how good it is
>people immediately shitting on it without knowing why
Ganker - the vidya
This hasn't been Ganker - the vidya for a long time anon. The off-topic or shitposting was more creative back then
Bronies really fricked it up for everyone.
Ganker was fricked before the horses broke their fences tho
You're the fricking idiot that can't make a basic interpretation of a simple plot
;_;
I need Lucky's Dad to be playable.
>almost 400 posts
>no wendyposting
Because she's a b***h.
Dohoho.
...but why did Bandit order a pile of dirt
To bury shit.
but it didn't seem like he was landscaping, the only time we see it in the show was for uprooting stumps for a pond
Never lived in a house with a big backyard or frontyard?
Landscaping and maintaining. I'm honestly ultra jealous of it because I got a few holes I could fill up with it and our local supplier that's affordable is having truck issues right now, and I'm not paying more than 200 for a load of fill dirt. I got like a ton of gravel and crushed shells just sitting here waiting for the dirt at this point.
A shovel, bag and wagon are less than two hundred dollars
I need about 2 tons of dirt, anon. These are erosion holes I gotta fill, and the clay dirt around here is NOT gonna cut it. I need sandy dirt that'll let the water fill through. I plan on introducing the crushed shells in layers and to top it off with some gravel to help it keep shape when it inevitably rains again. Any excess I'll use to start forming a better base for a driveway I have planned soon.
Check these quads
of all the dad fanart pat always gets left out and it irks me
>the rectangular dogs have found me even on Ganker
Thinking I could be safe from them was the first mistake.
Embrace it anon, soon all will be Aussieland.
>game contains its own language
Is this the new My Little Pony for zoomers who watch it ironically and depressed childless millennials who watch it unironically?
Is this the zoomer version of "Married... with Children"?
>is this the X?
is this the Y?
Frick off, it's its own thing!
Is this anon schizophrenic?
That anon is in your walls
absolutely riveting Videogames discussion you are having here fellas
i often wonder if there's a moderation team at all for this god forsaken board...
There is, in between dilation, ERP and CP sharing sessions.
But there is also a 43% turnover rate and it's kind of hard finding replacements
>Chilli
>not Chili
this gets me, chilli isn't even based on a word!
I mean my sister named her cat Quiche but spelt it Keesh
Your sister is moronic.
Why does Chili have such a fat ass?
she's a whale!
I want a leaf companion.
What fricks a bluey?
No one fricks Bluey.
I would were it not for being under house arrest
did bluey really?
Frick yeah mates! Saving my dollar bucks for this!
>watching sleepytime
>Mercury
This but with rug island at the end
More anons should have children. It's the most fulfilling thing you can do
the world doesnt need another me
There's no women worth having kids with
>More anons should have children. It's the most fulfilling thing you can do
That only applies if you're already a healthy, well-adjusted person. And guess what? we are here.
My 10 year gf says she doesn't want kids. Tho sometimes she talks like he wants them. At the end women are too fricking confusing.
I'm sorry your femboy doesn't consider how you feel
The music was pretty good in that episode.
Horses?
Which episode was this?
I think I missed it.
One of the new ones, it isn't released in the US yet.
Can there be peace between horse and dog gays?
Because tie in video games are always of the highest quality
This show depresses me because it reminds me that I never had a healthy and happy relationship with my parents and that I will never have children.
>Bro just talk to your father about football and cars
>Bro just call your mother every weekend or something
>Dude just get laid
Just have sex
Sex with a dog does not produce offspring though
>He doesn't know about homonculi
Gonna need a qrd on this /x/ shit if it can give me fluffy kids
Basically old school alchemist's and /x/ schizos think that you can create a tiny man by impregnating an animal or injecting sperm into chicken eggs usually to be a lab assistant or something like
https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Homunculus
Forgot the wikepedia link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus
>>Bro just talk to your father about football and cars
I don't live with him anymore and I haven't seen him in years. Last time I saw him I literally tried to kill him.
>>Bro just call your mother every weekend or something
Sadly I have to live with her and she is a mentally ill depressed woman with a severe drug addiction. Having a good relationship with a piece of shit like her is just impossible.
>>Dude just get laid
I'm a loser.
>Just have sex
Can't.
what videogames would bluey play?
Don't her parents raise her in a weird alternate school?
In an episode bluey didn't know how to read and that type of school doesn't start teaching kids letters until they're about 9 I think.
So, I'd say she'd be a mobile games player on an iPad. Games would be those children games where they just pop a balloon or something else that's easy.
>Bluey thread hit bump limit
Confirming we are better than Ganker
That's a low bar.
Boy I sure do love videogames
and it's what?
'banned from equestria daily' it's 8-bit smut
No the festival, what about it?
orgy
End your life
My wife.