Zelda will never return to it's roots. From now on Zelda will be open world Ubishit garbage.

Zelda will never return to it's roots. From now on Zelda will be open world Ubishit garbage. Frick you stupid normie zoomers who support modern Zelda

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if TOTK gets GOTY I'm gonna throw myself into a woodchipper

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Wanna make out before tho

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah alright

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you actually think that Nintendo will abandon regular zelda style be it 2d or 3d? Trust me, next game is going to be a 2d one and the one after that will probably be a more normal zelda, they need shimmer more ideas for the open world zelda gameplay after all

      Chill out, TOTK is a sequel, kinda hard to get GOTY with more of the same

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think should get GOTY then?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfield

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP in pieces
      don't forget to donate your stuff to charity

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am taking a screenshot of this just in case.
      I will be back in a few months.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct, Zelda will never return to its roots because Aonuma hates Zeldas roots and every game he makes goes against them. Every Aonouma Zelda isn't real Zelda.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      majoras mask is the best one tho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually Fujibayashi and Miyamoto being fricking homosexuals and shitting on everything their devs comes up with and forces them to change the Zelda formula every game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure anon, the guy who doesn't even work on Zelda since the N64 and has laughed at every single thing Aonuma has pitched for the series is the one shitting on it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          meant to (you) you, I am moronic

          Fujibayashi explicitly b***hed and moaned about the hookshot being in the game, so the devs had to remove it. The team also came up with a feature in which you could stick your sword in the wall while climbing depending if the wall was dirt or rock and Link could rest on top of the blade to regain his stamina. Myiamoto told the devs to remove it because it wasn't realistic enough. In a fricking Fantasy game. Myiamoto is an old senile moron that should be kept away from anything Zelda related and stick to bing bing wahoo man. And Fujibayashi hates the older Zelda games and is an overall homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fujibayashi explicitly b***hed and moaned about the hookshot being in the game, so the devs had to remove it. The team also came up with a feature in which you could stick your sword in the wall while climbing depending if the wall was dirt or rock and Link could rest on top of the blade to regain his stamina. Myiamoto told the devs to remove it because it wasn't realistic enough. In a fricking Fantasy game. Myiamoto is an old senile moron that should be kept away from anything Zelda related and stick to bing bing wahoo man. And Fujibayashi hates the older Zelda games and is an overall homosexual.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have bought it anyway, tendie. You deserve everything you get.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you buy LBW...NO? Ok you get what you deserve.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did and enjoyed the shit out of it.
      I had a hacked 3DS but bought it anyways because the shiny cover was cool and I figured I could resell it for a 300% markup in 10 years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought it once standalone, and second indirectly as part of the gold triforce 3DSXL bundle. Frick you. LBW was a much better showcase of marrying old-school Zelda with non-linearity AND overarching gimmicks (rental items, dungeons needing just one or sometimes NO item, and wall-morphing)... and with largely-reused overworld design, no less. TotK, meanwhile, felt mostly as if devs simply spent a lot of their time polishing up concepts and threw them at BotW, without regard for how well they'd actually stick.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick "muh roots" I just want to run around as sexy Link and stare at his lithe body climbing things

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rope homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah i shoot ropes to him all the time

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW/TOTK IS its roots. The OOT-likes are not its roots.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Zelda before BOTW was such a kino God-level experience for sophisticated adu-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purest sovl

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nooooooo you can't criticize my 20 fps masterpiece, it had a lot of sovl in it!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BOTW is better than any Zelda game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can hear the music in my head
      holy fricking SOUL

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, thirsty furries will take up the mantle of the Zelda legacy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This cannot be real

        it's real, Revali's VA is an unironic furgay with an FA gallery full of commissioned porn and everything
        it's funny/sad to see that even in 2023 he's still showing up like fricking Beetlejuice every time the character is mentioned anywhere on twitter/Ganker

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And the artist drew Revali bigger. Absolute chad moves all around.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being a massive attention prostitute and LARPing as a character you don't own at every chance you possibly get
            >"chad"
            okay sean

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              a massive attention prostitute and LARPing as a character you don't own at every chance you possibly get
              David Hayter?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This cannot be real

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude dresses up as pokemon in conventions

        https://www.tumblr.com/sonicmega/162754490666/i-went-cosplaying-as-braixen-now-named-kana

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need to save that for reference.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But between you and me?

      *whispers softly, almost concerningly so*

      ”Black person.”

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We get it, you're either a zoomer or an aspie who insists on Zelda following the same formula it has since 1991.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Kass!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda will never return to its roots, instead you will get more games like the greatest game of all time
    NOOO!

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its roots
    You mean OoT? Yeah I hope not, we have enough OoTs.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never return to its roots
    Being open world isn't Zelda's roots?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      even the first game, the one that every shitposter on Ganker likes to claim is """open world""", had a very clearly intended path through the game, and the dungeons were even numbered on top of that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw Grand Theft Auto isn't open world because you have to do the missions in order

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's basically true. The world is a sandbox that basically doesn't affect progression, so it may as well not matter.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where were you when KingK BTFO'd Eric the troony?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seriously listen to a grown man get emotional about video video games. This is the most loser shit you could ever listen to

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Posting on Ganker actually is the number 1 most loser shit you could ever do so I don't understand what you're on about

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Includes paid promotion
      Always makes me laugh when you morons promote this worthless eceleb cuckhold

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this worthless eceleb
        wait....WAIT! THIS WASTE OF CARBON UNIRONICALLY WATCHES israeliteTUBE WITHOUT SPONSORBLOCK HAHAHA WHAT A FRICKING KEKHOLD! HAHAHA! HE GIVES MONEY AND TIME TO israeliteTUBERS HE UNIRNOICALLY SITS THERE WHILE THE SPONSOR PLAYS! HAHAHA~!oh what a waste of fricking space just eat glock homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony just download this, and let others know, eventually sponsors will demand metrics of viewed sponsorships and if enough people skip them automatically, only gigantic youtubers will get paid sponsorships sooner or later

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW is more true to Zelda's roots than most Zelda games.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BOTW is more true to Zelda's roots than most Zelda games.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does totk still crawl to 15fps on the bingtendo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i deliberately placed 23 physics objects in the water and now my game is lagging how could this be happening to me
      cry more snoy. played through the entire game without any real issues in framerate outside of very occasional stutters. meanwhile bloodborne (the only game ps4 has) stutters from merely pressing r1.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even own a snoystation, I'm playing totk at 60fps on pc.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW is literally the Zelda game they've wanted to create since A Link to the Past. There's an interview somewhere where they say they didn't have the technology back then.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      N&B was sovl

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like the enthusiasm for TotK is incredibly insincere and obligational compared to BotW?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aomuma-slop
    >roots

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW is better than any Zelda game

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first zelda game was 1
    I played 2 but didn’t finish it
    3 was easy enough for me to beat, plus I was older
    moved to computer games for OoT and MM so I totally missed them
    got a Switch because frick trying to play games on a Mac
    played BotW
    loved it
    played it again on master mode
    loved it just as much
    played OoT on Nintendo Switch Online
    pretty fricking good
    played MM on Nintendo Switch Online
    also pretty fricking good
    skipped Link’s Awakening because I already played it on the Game Boy
    got Wind Waker HD
    controls were kind of annoying but frick yeah still Zelda
    hoping they’re gonna do “HD” re-releases of Wind Waker and Twilight Princess and any others I missed
    I still like being able to dick around in a ginormous open world even if it means I dick around so much the game gets easier as time goes on rather than harder

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OoT is not Zelda's roots. 3D Zelda is not Zelda's roots. Only 2D Zelda is real Zelda.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the autismo who suddenly started b***hing about OoT in the past month or two?

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played BotW for the first time a few days ago and I genuinely didn't understand how or why it could be considered the best. Link moves slower than ever in the series. Combat flow is constantly broken to pull out another weapon or eat food. Overworld movement is both slow and has long stretches of literally nothing between points of interest, and every point of interest that isn't a town is a shrine with a braindead puzzle in it.

    It's like the only thing that keeps the game off of life support is a funny physics engine that lets you fly across the map... and I am really genuinely upset and disappointed that that's what's become of my favorite nintendo franchise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW was massively hyped because it was the first Zelda game to strike a chord with normalgays (mostly by virtue of being the big launch game for Switch and being an open world game inspired heavily by Bethesda/Ubisoft games), and was also given a huge pass for years by many existing Zelda fans due to just what a bad taste Skyward Sword's overly rigid and timewasting world/quest design left in everyone's mouths.

      Novelty is the lynchpin of praise for BotW and TotK; without it, the games fall apart in the public eye. Notice how it suddenly became kosher to criticize BotW's shallow and repetitive content when a sequel was revealed, and you'd no longer be likely to get the text equivalent of the Fluoride Stare if you said even one bad thing about it. I suspect this'll happen sooner with TotK since Aonuma/Fujibayashi confirmed that it's not getting DLC and there's likely no BotW3 waiting in the wings and even more so if it doesn't win GotY.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    but zelda already went back to its roots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get it because there's grass in the picture and grass has roots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a remake

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m buying another copy of TOTK just to make you seethe. 18 million in a month homosexual.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's incredibly dishonest for nuZelda gays to lump in WW/TP/SS with the likes of OoT and MM, when those three games have much more in common with just each other than they do with OoT and MM from a gameplay and progression standpoint. The "WiiCube Trilogy" (for a lack of a better collective name) are characterized by an explicit focus on linearity, moments of active railroading, busywork/padding in the main game, heavy narrative interjection, and lengthy intro segments that offer extremely little (deliberate) room for player expedience in the event of prior knowledge or strong intuition.

    TP and SS are not "OoT-likes" (despite how much Nintendo tried to trump up the former as such). They're WW-likes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WW is OoT3.
      ST is WW3.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WW is OoT3.
        Just like OoT was LttP3?

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