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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ZELDA WON

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts slopfield fans
      Huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's weird how totk won such high praise but discussion is pretty much dead as hell, with even some people saying it's glorified dlc. honeymoon reviews should be removed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool cope you got there

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cool cope
          How? He's not wrong at all. Reviewers give Zelda games 10s before they even release. Look at how every release review minus Gamespot was sucking Skyward Sword's dick when now the popular critic and player consensus is the game is the weakest 3d Zelda.
          >inb4 uhh ackshually skyward sword was le kino 10/10 goty

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Worst mains series Zelda game of all time
            >Still gets straight 10s from Nintendo journos

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Skyward Sword was great at the time. Shut up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Skyward Sword was great at the time
                Everyone was shitting on it for the crappy overworld and meme controls.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >going all the way back to someones personal opinion in 2011 to pretend totk didn't blow everyone else out of the water this year other than a niche crpg

              pathetic

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >to pretend totk didn't blow everyone else out of the water this year
                No good games have been released this year, it's all slop.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doomer lives a horrible shitfilled life all because he can't enjoy good games anymore. He fried his dopamine receptors grinding csgo loot boxes and blames everyone else.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're a doomer if you disagree with me!!!!
                calm down sperg

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bawww no good games come out anymore!

                Doomer life is a terrible thing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                im enjoying games just fine, sorry you have to cope on Ganker all day

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                okdoomer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                post games you're playing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                firefighter fd18

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                based
                been playing this POS

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                smol pic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No outlet was going to give ToTK a fair review score because fanboys would have come after them, dug up every little bit of dirt they can and dump on them.
        Mid to high 80s is a fair review score for ToTK and this is coming from someone who enjoyed it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discussion is pretty much dead as hell
        Shitposters made it impossible to talk about on Ganker. New Zelda videos are still getting millions of views

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at their channel. Literally all of their content is pulling similar numbers regardless of game.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Zelda videos clearly have more views than all the other shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Zelda videos clearly have more views than all the other shit.

          You're so desperate. It's pathetic.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody is talking about Zelda!
            >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT
            have a nice day.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off arthur

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        COPE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Cohhcarnage you're so unique and smart

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldurs Gate being already up there when there's only 4 reviews...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bg3 customer reviews are literally all bots

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going to have to change that infographic tendie BG3 is already at 95 with 6 reviews and will only go higher 😉

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand the appeal. It's okay but I played this game six years ago

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Zelda fanboys are practically militant over the thing, but when I played it I only saw a fairly standard adventure game.
      Is this just Nintendo fans being their usual selves and overrating everything the company does or is there something I'm missing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Zelda fanboys are practically militant over the thing, but when I played it I only saw a fairly standard adventure game.
      Is this just Nintendo fans being their usual selves and overrating everything the company does or is there something I'm missing?

      botw cope lasted 6 years, how long wil totk stay rent free in people's minds?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until the next Zelda comes out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tendys are the most insecure fanbase and seek validation via journalist conformity and universal acknowledgement of their game’s perfection. Journos either know this and realize it's in their interest ($$$) to give the game perfect scores, or they happen to be tendys themselves - pic rel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skyward Sword was revolutionary when it came out and had several concepts that were actually borrowed and fully fleshed out in totk

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skyward Sword was revolutionary when it came out
          Get this cheap bait out of my face.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skyward Sword was revolutionary when it came out
          Lmfao.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >quoting any score for ss that isn't 8.8

            Very unchadly. No other number matters for that game.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao holy shit ign actually gave it a 10/10

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              TwiPri was the last mainline console Zelda IGN didn’t give a perfect score to. Even then it was 9.5.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              worse shitmitsu gave it a perfect 40

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah, the shitty stamina wheel and the breakable weapons (started with shields in skyward)
          so basicalyl on top of being a bad game it also ruined the series.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOAH RICHARD GEORGE SAID THAT OMG ITS LAW NOW

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's nintendo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda on the cover. That's literally it. WW also has a 96 and it was the unfinished beginning of the decline for the series. SS gets shit on by everyone and it has a 93. OoT set the skewed the perception of these games to an absurd degree and reviewers learned that if they give these games anything less than a 9 they get death threats.
      If TotK, the laziest, shittiest major "Zelda" that reused 85% of its content and is inundated with bafflingly bad decisions wins this year it'll be a slap in the face to every game and everyone who makes games. The literal remake of RE4 was less of a rehash than TotK was.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The literal remake of RE4 was less of a rehash than TotK was.
        Its a REmake 2 mod, same as 3

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How bad does a game need to be to get lesa than an 80?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How bad does a game need to be to get lesa than an 80?
      It's has to be good enough that journalists don't like it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah, the ol' nier special

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SF6 highest score is 93 L post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SF6 highest score is 93
      Wrong. It dropped to 92.
      >L post
      Of course the FGC tard is a zoomer.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Metroid prime remastered

    >Trash game at the end with artifact hunt is a snoozefests

    >Better than re4 remake

    >better than sf6
    >Better than Xenoblade 3
    >Better than Diablo 4

    >ZELDA NUMBER 1!
    Nintendo fans.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo fans decry the evils of movieshit
      >but webm related is considered kino gameplay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of cutscenes =/= moviegame

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you engaging with ACgay?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movie game doesn't mean cutscenes and dialog. Hope that helps

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of cutscenes =/= moviegame

          >defending the inclusion of cutscenes and dialogue

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I was just pointing out your mistske

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree ACgay. Terraria is not a game. More like a movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this shit again
        you know what's the difference between slop of war and xenoblade? in slop of war you have no choice but going forward, in xenoblade you can go whenever you like and then continue the story.

        You are a stupid Black personhomosexual with a rotten brain for plating too much sonyslop.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          [...]
          >defending the inclusion of cutscenes and dialogue

          Cutscenes and dialogue are shit, no matter what wrapping paper you cover them with. Whether it's western snoyslop, or easten waifu breasts.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick off, acgay.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              frick off, acgay.

              No I was just pointing out your mistske

              You have no right to complain about snoyslop if you gladly watch hours of cutscenes and see nothing wrong with it. I'm merely calling you out for your hypocrisy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                a lot of cutscenes =/= moviegame

                Movie game doesn't mean cutscenes and dialog. Hope that helps

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                stupid Black person.
                The xenoblade videos are not even pure cutscenes, you stupid homosexual.

                Also 13 hours pof cutscenes are nothing when the game is long as shit.

                Stop being a complete moron, you fricking piece of shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See [...]
                [...]

                >Also 13 hours pof cutscenes are nothing when the game is long as shit
                If the game is long as shit, why does it need hours of cutscenes? Or is the game itself so shit that you need a cinematic carrot on a stick to keep you interested?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because JRPGs are based around a lot of exposition, story arcs, and dialog. That's like asking why platformers NEED jumping.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because JRPGs are based around a lot of exposition, story arcs, and dialog
                Correction: bad JRPGs are based on those things. Xenoblade is supposed to be better than that, isn't that why people praise it? And yet you fall prey to the exact same problems that ruin every other JRPG? At that point you might as well play Uncharted, if "story" and "exposition" are important to you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >correction: bad platformers use jumping
                Lol. They're core elements of the genre.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >platforming literally involves interaction, and there is a fail state for if you do it badly
                >pressing buttons to advance past a dialogue box is exactly the same and requires just as much skill

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok to not like JRPGs for their excessive story, dialog, and cutscenes. Most people don't like JRPGs.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just dislike Nintendo fans, of all people, praising this genre as a masterpiece, when they're supposed to be against snoy movieshit. It's hypocritical. It's the same hate I feel against snoys whenever they praise their online service as "worth the money" when they used to antagonize Xbox fans as cucks for needing to pay money for their service at all. Boy, did that not last long.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nintendo fans
                >praising JRPGs
                That's new

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's hypocritical
                Not really.

                a lot of cutscenes =/= moviegame

                Movie game doesn't mean cutscenes and dialog. Hope that helps

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If your game can't survive without the cutscenes, then it is a movie game. Prove me wrong. Only snoyslop would be so reliant on the story that it would literally crumble without it.

                because they are trying to tell a story. A story full of schizo occultist symbolism. Also they are very good at telling the story because xenoblade is a "show, not tell" type of storytelling. That's why many brainlets get filtered.

                >because they are trying to tell a story
                VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT FOR STORYTELLING. That's Hollywood gaslighting you. They are for gameplay only, everything else is incidental and frankly shouldn't even exist.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If your game can't survive without the cutscenes, then it is a movie game. Prove me wrong
                Already did

                a lot of cutscenes =/= moviegame

                Movie game doesn't mean cutscenes and dialog. Hope that helps

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                listen, stupid Black person.
                When a game does not sacrifice gameplay yo telkl a story, it's ok. But when your game has obligatory 20 minutes of walkie and talkie, forced Black folk it's gameplay last the same or less than its cutscenes, then you have a proble.

                now get the frick off, acgay.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Xenoblade doesn't sacrifice gameplay to tell a story
                Don't make me tap the sign.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT FOR STORYTELLING
                Text based games were some of the first videogames genres ever made. You should brush up on your vidya history

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Old games also had framerate issues and many struggled to run at 10 FPS. Should we blindly emulate that? Or maybe we should learn from history, and NOT repeat its mistakes?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is using text in a text based game a mistake?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                because they are trying to tell a story. A story full of schizo occultist symbolism. Also they are very good at telling the story because xenoblade is a "show, not tell" type of storytelling. That's why many brainlets get filtered.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even a tendie but re4 was an utter disappointment in every aspect

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoblade 3 was more disappointing than Xenosaga 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE THE FRICK IS SEPERATE WAYS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cancelled since the terrible reception of ada's new voice actress, i assume.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      than Xenoblade 3
      I thought you were bashing tendies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >re4 remake
      >better than anything
      Before you make your next shitpost, why don't you get off the internet, get some fricking taste and un-frick your life.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows Nintendo morons overrate the frick out of their games.

      Metroid Prime is good but it doesn't deserve it's score

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenoblade 3 FR is a 92
    Takahashi won, Square israelitenix lost

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo bonus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS4 and Switch have different audiences. PS4 owners are normalgays who hate anime.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        snoy journalist FEAR cute girls.

        Did TOTK discussion even last a month?

        it will last until the next big zelda is released.
        6 more fricking years of seethe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Nintendo bonus is what happened.
        Look at anything compared to ToTK
        >Game has slight performance problems on another platform
        >Points heavily deducted for not providing a smooth experience
        >ToTK frequently dips down to 20FPS and goes between 720p to 900p docked
        >96 metacritic score, unbelievable masterpiece. Gameplay experience is perfect

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Critics were easy on TotK’a performance because it pushed its hardware to the limit. As opposed to games that don’t take full advantage of their processors and RAM.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nintendo player enjoys turn based japanese video games with waifus
      >ps4 Black can't stand anything but action gameplay with sheboons
      This isn't the gotcha moment you think this is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        More importantly, it's a fricking handheld. Something on a system you play wherever the frick you want is inherently more valuable than a copy on a system you can't.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be funny if Starfield won't end up there in the end.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what other people think GOTY is I just play games.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of fricked world are we living in when that janky mess botw2 is getting all this praise while the masterpiece Pikmin 4 is getting slept on? Imo Nintendo should be laughed at for reusing the same fricking map for a second time. It's a lazy and mediocre sequel.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Witcher 3
    >2023
    ???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cdpr going for the bethesda/skyrim route of living off their biggest hit forever

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally dont hear anyone talk about Zelda TOTK at all.
    All people do is post the characters they would like to frick.
    Its hard to imagine a game that good has barely anyone talk about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is almost no point in even starting an actual discussion thread on Ganker. There was one up for mere minutes the other day before discord trannies started spamming porn. If, by some chance, that doesn't happen, then all the autists like ACgay and Eric will ruin hijack attempt at discussion. The amount of discussion a game gets on Ganker has absolutely nothing to do with whether of not it's good or not anyway. This is very hard for discord troons and Ganker autists to admit. But, Ganker has no actual influence on the industry at all.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did TOTK discussion even last a month?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It came out 3 months ago and you guys are still seething over it, so yes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        snoy journalist FEAR cute girls.

        [...]
        it will last until the next big zelda is released.
        6 more fricking years of seethe.

        >6 more fricking years of seethe.
        Your shitty overrated game is already forgotten.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >multiple daily seethe threads.
          >forgotten

          you are a stupid Black personhomosexual.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't even think about this stupid game at all!!!
          >Makes sure to make his hourly seethe thread about the game he doesn't think about at all.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Metacritic
    Another one of their Nintendo bonuses again?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something like Witcher 3 shouldn't be included as its just a goty edition or whatever

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*Journalist*~~ score

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryza is complete fricking slop compared to the other games in the series
      >b-but
      I dont give a frick about journalist scores, 82 is higher than that game deserves

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6/10 available on PS4/5
    >6/10 available on Switch
    >ALL available on PC
    It's settled.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue Legacy 2 is great! Strongly recommended.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo won 2023
    >Zelda totk: 96
    >Metroid prime remastered: 94
    >Xenoblade 3 expansion wave 4: 92
    >Pikmin 4: 87
    >Mario kart 8 deluxe booster course wave 4: 86

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The PS5 is overheating in fear of the Switch 2 tearing it apart.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3's real reviews aren't out yet. There are 4 reviews currently and they came out on the day of release, i.e., someone just published a review based on act 1 for whatever reason. There were no early review codes.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe ass ADHD Tetris
    I just want a normal Tetris, is this asking too much?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel
    >sequel
    >remaster
    >remaster
    >port
    >remake
    >sequel
    >dlc
    >sequel
    >sequel
    societal collapse can't come soon enough

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY GOD IS THAT A ZELDA SEQUEL ITS ONLY BEEN HAVING SEQUELS FOR 40 YEARS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        rhymes with deported for being genuinely moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaming is dead anon, we have to accept it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gaming is dead

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon's Dogma is the most overrated game ever made.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Congratulations, you don't have autism.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that would be either Castlevania Aria of Sorrow or Dishonored 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is a sequel a bad thing? I get the animosity toward remakes. But, sequals are bad now also?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Zelda is the most overrated game series ever created, Jesus.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remastered
    >remake
    >tetris
    >a fricking dlc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This year is somehow even worse than last year. It's no surprise that ER won GOTY when its only competition was an indie game about a cat.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top highest games of 2023
    >It's only august
    Why does anyone care about that right now.
    Maybe come back in november.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit Xenoblade DLC cancer made it and FFXVI didn't.
    I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda won

    Chuds hate this
    Snoys hate this
    Troons hate this
    keep hating it
    hate always loses

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troons love Zelda, moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 is the troon console, Black person.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Troons love Zelda porn. That's a pretty big distinction.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZASED

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE DID IT, REDDIT!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda fans fate it too.
      Never forget, OOT is #1, BOTW never made it to top 10.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda fans hate it too
        That's why there's thousands of Zelink fan art coming out everyday, am I right? Oh, I forgot. Ganker thinks Ganker is representative of the average Zelda fan.
        kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's why there's thousands of Zelink fan art coming out everyday, am I right?
          Those are BOTW fans.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's fan art from every game. People who played BOTW/TOTK go back and play the original games too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony-era game.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pissetera
            >biggest slop coomers on the planet
            Imagine my shock.
            >Factorio
            >plebbit
            I bet it's ranked so low b/c both plebittors and Gankertoids are to low IQ to play it.
            On the other hand there is /egg/ on /vg/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OOT is #1
        Sit the frick down. ALTTP>>>>>>OOT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oot fans hate it too
        ftfy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know one person in actual reality that loves OoT and doesn't also love BoTW/ToTK. This is a Ganker cope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People on Ganker aren't real

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. 95% of Ganker is discordtroons and autists like ACgay, Eric, Arthur, Barry, and Lewis. If you think those are real people with honest opinions, you're just as moronic as they are.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ACgay, Eric, Arthur, Barry, and Lewis
              Are they in the thread with us now?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                judging by the IP count arthur is itt right now, I can't be bothered to check the image hashes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hate always loses
      Romantic garbage. Last time I checked out the rl hate was winning big time. I love my hatred... It's by far the biggest motivator for me.
      >Zelda
      Liked the series when I was little. Have the rom ready since months but can't be bothered to play it. it just looks boring & braindead af.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many 9/10 and 10/10 reviews but all of these games completely forgotten two weeks after release except Zelda

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 only has 4 reviews, and those four are just early impressions of act 1. Rushed out for clicks. It's so frickhuge every journo is still playing through it. Probably will be another week minimum before most reviews come in. More likely two weeks. It could go lower or higher from here. Sit tight and clench your buttcheeks, tendies. It's not over yet.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals on this board still think that artificial numbers made up by corrupt journos matter

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Witcher 3 is a timeless classic.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason why Zelda is superior to other franchises.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda series is better than BOTW series.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda gets a 96
    >reviews include 10/10s from sites such as nintendolife, gonintendo, nintendomania, nintendorama, and ilovenintendo

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deducting the nintendo boost, it's more like 89, maybe 90 to 91 being very generous.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh Medacridic xDxD

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing, managed to top the chart even in spite of the Nintendo penalty.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its only real competition is a remake and a crpg which is a completely overlooked genre. It's winning goty again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TotK when someone tries to compete with it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its only real competition is a remake and a crpg which is a completely overlooked genre. It's winning goty again.

        >the best thing he can show off about his game is the cutscenes

        Nice gameplay you got there, bro.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're so pathetic. Shall I post my 100 hour play through for you?

          No. I don't think I feel like it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >100 hours
            do nintendo fans really

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes because AC will totally be a 100 hour experience. First AC game huh? Big fromsoft fan huh?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >3000 hours on each installment.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're so pathetic. Shall I post my 100 hour play through for you?

            No. I don't think I feel like it.

            >Cinematic slow-mo and QTEs
            cute.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ROLL
              >ROLL
              >ROLL
              >ROLL
              >ROLL

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a bigger AC fan and than you and I find it hilarious that you are trying to put it into goty conversations before its even out. Given how hit or the miss the franchise has always been. You wouldn't know that though since you are a big time fromsoft fan who will be playing his first ac game ever in a few weeks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Played every single AC game from PS1 to ps3. It may be great, it may be a miss, but considering how Armored Core never focuses on disgusting trash like romance and waifus, it's already looking pretty good.

                How is using text in a text based game a mistake?

                Games should have more interactivity. Reading text, frankly, just isn't enough. Challenge, fail states, GAME INTERACTION. These are what should constitute a game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah? it MAY be hit or miss? Are ya sure or is your first ac game coming in a few weeks?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even ACVD and ACFA, as awkward as they were, brought something to the table.

                >Armored Core never focuses on disgusting trash like romance and waifus, it's already looking pretty good.
                Too busy focusing on things like dialog, text, and cutscenes.

                I agree ACgay. Terraria is not a game. More like a movie.

                Yeah, admittedly flawed. But the lesser of the evils when compared to movie games like Zelda and Xenoblade. I would gladly advocate for what little story to be removed. Can you say the same about your favorite games?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goty discussion is not for games that bring something to the table, like a mother bringing your supper. Armored core will never even be nominated simply because of its genre, that's before factoring in any quality of the series itself which is, objectively, hit or miss.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're honestly right. It lacks normie appeal, so it may never be nominated. And you know what, there's nothing wrong with that. In an industry where TLOU and God of My Wife's Son can get 90+ metacritic, maybe praise from ~~*journalistS*~~ is overrated.

                >Yeah, admittedly flawed. But
                No but. Armored Core is a movie game. Your words. Not mine.

                It is flawed, but as long as I recognize the flaws, I can still enjoy it. My words exactly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It is flawed,
                No, it is a movie game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                With your own logic? Dire. But I'll accept it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The best AC will get is some sort of "action game" category award. But even in this category it will have to compete with RE4 and since the games can't be reasonably compared in any way it's pretty obvious which one has broader appeal.

                Baldurs gate has the same genre apathy problem but is being received very well by most right now. Unfortunately other shitter devs have made it clear that we shouldn't expect other similar games to as good as BG3 and so I don't expect any crpg revival anytime soon. Just a really good game that may not even get goty because of its genre.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, admittedly flawed. But
                No but. Armored Core is a movie game. Your words. Not mine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your excuses don't matter ACgay. You're a hypocrite by your own standards, and you lost.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If your game can't survive without the cutscenes, then it is a movie game. Prove me wrong. Only snoyslop would be so reliant on the story that it would literally crumble without it.

                You ain't strawmaning away from this thread, ACgay. Let people enjoy things or frick off back to RPGCodex

                My games would survive without cutscenes, and I even welcome people cutting them out and ripping into them as bad. Can you say the same?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the game is long as shit, why does it need hours of cutscenes? Or is the game itself so shit that you need a cinematic carrot on a stick to keep you interested?

                If your game can't survive without the cutscenes, then it is a movie game. Prove me wrong. Only snoyslop would be so reliant on the story that it would literally crumble without it.

                I just dislike Armored Core fans, of all people, praising this genre as a masterpiece, when they're supposed to be against snoy movieshit. It's hypocritical. It's the same hate I feel against snoys whenever they praise their online service as "worth the money" when they used to antagonize Xbox fans as cucks for needing to pay money for their service at all. Boy, did that not last long

                VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT FOR STORYTELLING. That's hollywood gaslighting you. They are for gameplay only, everything else is incidental and frankly shouldn't even exist.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                None of those arguments work on me because they can be completely disarmed by one simple notion: that you can indeed acknowledge that your favorite game is flawed. That's why the argument is so damning towards you: you NEED Zelda and Baldur's Gate and other AAA games to be literally perfect. You can stand the thought of someone criticizing them. I acknowledge my games as flawed gems. Hence your arguments slip off of me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flawed games don't win goty unless it's a really bad year. If your game has flaws, then it's not winning this year. Hate to be the guy who has to state the obvious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >None of my arguments work on me
                Interesting. Anyway since you've conceded to yourself I guess my work is done. Peace

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"My games would survive without cutscenes"
                >implying already
                Yeah, they'll crumble to shit, no doubt. Keep slurping on shitty, recycled gameplay, piggy.

                You lost ACgay. You're very bit as hypocritical as anyone you accuse.

                Sorry, you will have to cope with the fact that you have no idea how to use my argumentative tools. You try and flail around with them, to no avail. My games are flawed. I acknowledge that. I embrace it. You will have to deal with it.

                Flawed games don't win goty unless it's a really bad year. If your game has flaws, then it's not winning this year. Hate to be the guy who has to state the obvious.

                You're probably right. If God of Soi can be nominated for game of the year, then quality really isn't the determining factor.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"My favorite game is total shit, but it's okay because i like it regardless. Why? Because i say so"
                I accept your consession, ACgay. Enjoy your movie games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What was the metric for the game being considered shit?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't like it
                >Someone I don't like likes it
                >More people like it than I think should like it
                >Journalists like it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That brand of contrarian mental illness isn't exclusive to ACtroon. You could be describing anyone on this moronic board.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fourth point is a funny one, since it implies that the opinions of journalists have any worth.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't have any worth but the mere fact that they even mentioned a game I like means it's shit.
                The only journalists worth a shit are the moronic brits from early 90s gaming rags that don't do anything but b***h for 2 pages.

              • 9 months ago
                all fields

                Don't even try, ACgay. Your repetitive posts/arguments will forever be trash and your opinions complete shit.

                Black person.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have to cope with the fact that you lose every argument you make ACgay.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I lost the argument that "movie games are bad"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not necessary to quote yourself ACgay?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >movie games are actually good!
                I'd love to hear your reasoning.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Movie games are bad. Therefore Terraria is bad. I'm sorry you lost your argument against movie games by being a big fan of a movie game. But, yoh made the rules.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why do you praise TOTK?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"My games would survive without cutscenes"
                >implying already
                Yeah, they'll crumble to shit, no doubt. Keep slurping on shitty, recycled gameplay, piggy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You lost ACgay. You're very bit as hypocritical as anyone you accuse.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Challenge, fail states, GAME INTERACTION. These are what should constitute a game.
                Text based games have all of these

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Armored Core never focuses on disgusting trash like romance and waifus, it's already looking pretty good.
                Too busy focusing on things like dialog, text, and cutscenes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pathetic.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thread is everyone calling every single game shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to Ganker. We literally only had a comfy Metroid thread today because the resident schizos were distracted. I hate it here, but I hate the likes of Reddit and Twitter more. I wish you autists could just get a grip.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zero original games

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xenoblade 3 DLC has a 92 because it only has 12 reviews lmao. At a 92 it’d be tied with Bloodborne except Bloodborne has nearly 10x the amount of reviews lmao. The score for the DLC is pretty deceptive considering, if you play it, you’ll see how shallow the characters are and it’s 90% nostalgia bait and just tying up loose ends.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are no good games on there

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Witcher 3 come out a decade ago?
    Didn't Metroid Prime and RE4 come out 20 years ago??????

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    best franchise in gaming
    unironically

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread
    All of you are in complete denial.
    Zelda will continue to be the greatest videogame series of all time until we are all literally dead

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tetris effect connected didn't come out this year wtf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      also dlc is not a game

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should really start banning metacritic threads like this.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Diablo 4

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is the only game on that list that actually innovates and does anything new. It's an easy GOTY.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The legend of zelda: nuts and bolts did nothing new or innovative. You just haven't played enough games to know that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post your games unfolding physics bridge.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So an optional thing unrelated to anything impactful on gameplay is what you want to die on? If you want to frick around in a physics toolbox why not play something dedicated to it like gmod where you don't have to grind to make something that will despawn in 5 minutes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sweet sweet copium.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised normalgays like Baldurs Gate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm surprised normalgays like Baldurs Gate
      Normalgays always loved Baldur's Gate.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Balders gate represents DnD in vidya and so it gets the same benefits every game that represents something big from outside of gaming gets.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*a one milisecond scripted animation appears in a gameplay-focused game*
    >MOVIEGAMEMOVIEGAMEMOVIEGAMEMOVIEGAMEMOVIEGAMEMOVIEGAMEMOVIEGAME
    What compels a man to be so fricking moronic? Holy shit, get a fricking grip, you autistic Black person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would it be okay if I removed this one milisecond scripted animation? Since the game is so good, right?
      >NOOOO THAT RUINS THE WHOLE GAME YOU'VE DESTROYED THE ARTISTIC APPEAL!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ain't strawmaning away from this thread, ACgay. Let people enjoy things or frick off back to RPGCodex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your game can't survive without the cutscenes, then it is a movie game. Prove me wrong. Only snoyslop would be so reliant on the story that it would literally crumble without it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          narrative driven games have existed for decades. keep crying

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Old games also had framerate issues and many struggled to run at 10 FPS. Should we blindly emulate that? Or maybe we should learn from history, and NOT repeat its mistakes?

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Nintendo fan sites allowed to artificially pump the metacritic average? it's a disgrace that this is allowed.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Diablo IV: 91

    absolute golem culture

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLOU2 won 3 years ago

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds bad and then you remember the competition was animal crossing, doom eternal, FF7 remake, ghost of Tsushima, and hades

      Which one would you guys have picked? personally I don't think any of these games are goty quality except maybe doom.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which one would you guys have picked?
        The Last of Us Part II

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which one would you guys have picked?

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek
    The metacritic has literally four reviews from no name outlets. It hasn’t effectively been reviewed yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take it back. It has six reviews now at 95%

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critic score
    >not user score

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    impregnation sex with Lily Gao

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half of this list is shit that's been out for years. Grim.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    top 10 slop

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    diablo 4 even being on this list makes all other placements invalid

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitablo got a 91? HAHAHA what a fricking world we live in. Keep slurping that Activision corporate semen you cukcs.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see the "doing the bare minimum to the playable" review threshold got moved up to 9.0

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it shitposts in multiple threads simultaneously
    I've idly wondered lately what kind of bounty it would take to doxx and murder ACgay. He's a Canadian right? Not like he can put up much of a fight if you wanted to choke him to death.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is by far the most impressive video game technology I've ever seen design-wise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad they skimped on the gameplay part.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is by far the most impressive video game technology I've ever seen design-wise

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish semen is telling me that a game that came out 2 days ago already has a solid rating?
    Interesting.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tetris is at fricking 5
    Why are we taking this list seriously?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf its Tetris from the guy behind Rez and its not that bad.

      Overhyped but not bad

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >diablo IV
    why should I take metacritic seriously?

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replayed REmake 3 more than 4 times
    >only played REmake 4 once

    I think I hate 4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Resident Evil 3.
      >Feel no need to play a Remake of it.

      Okay.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bald Gate should not be on that list.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue Legacy 2 came out three years ago.
    So did Baldur's Gate 3

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw all of those games are shit

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once again Nintendo wins and Ganker seethes

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is FF16?????

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A game from 2015
    >Top game of 2023
    what the frick is going on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remakes are the best games of the year
      The industry is running out of ideas.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DLC doesn't win GOTY awards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the rotting garbage that wins GOTY awards? Zelda winning wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, since ~~*journalists*~~ have tastes that would make sewer rats gag.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ZELDA WON

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average Zeldatards

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTK score should've been 97, zelda was ROBBED by those snoy critics

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And starshit will not be on that list because there's no way a modern todd game would get score higher than 8

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is Tetris Effect Connected doing to deserve that spot that every other tetras game hasn't done?

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