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Old games are frickin’ SOVL

I’m so glad I finally got into this retro handheld thing

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old man wrinkles
    >roleplaying a zoomer while constipated
    naaaahhhhh blud hard cappin fr

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr tho?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if they're balding early wrinkles wouldn't be that surprising.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old man wrinkles
      I’m only 26 tho?

      Wow some awful 90s game nobody cares about but it has a le hecking anime girl portrait taking up most of the screen so its le soul

      It has nice music and voice acting. I normally hate dungeon crawlers, but this one has some personality and humor to it. Like for example, this is what happens when you bump into a wall

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Retroid Pocket 2S. It’s Android, so it takes a lot of tinkering to get perfect, but it’s strong enough to go up to Gamecube, and it has nice QOL features like analog triggers and hall effect sticks

        Do the controls feel good (buttons/triggers)? I like buying these little gadgets but they always China-tier quality when I try them out.

        >to go up to Gamecube
        Seriously?

        https://i.imgur.com/Q3R1Hpi.jpg

        Old games are frickin’ SOVL

        I’m so glad I finally got into this retro handheld thing

        I can play all of this shit on my phone doe

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          your phone has le retro buttons so you can take pictures of it for instagram likes? i don't think so

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t**chscreen controls
          You didn’t beat the game

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean that shit is a massive fricking handicap in most cases, t. wasted time beating Ys I&II on Android.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ys I&II on Android
              Dark Fact must've been fun

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The bat was bad enough. Luckily I was playing on Normal or I'd never have beaten it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m only 26 tho?
        wtf, post wrists

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ???
          I don’t cut, if that’s what you’re implying

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think youre replying to a skeleton bro just ignore it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brown arm

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wristlet

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good on you man 🙂

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow some awful 90s game nobody cares about but it has a le hecking anime girl portrait taking up most of the screen so its le soul

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he never heard of Madou Monogatari

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And neither has anyone else, which is as it should be

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only black people have never heard of madou monogatari

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Liar

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because it got dropped for the Puyo Puyo spinoff decades ago?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't play game therefore le bad
      moron chimp your banana is in your cage

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, everyone will be playing old games soon, even normies are waking up to the reality that new games are shit.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What handheld is that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably some chink smartphone refitted with controller buttons but without the smartphone part

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retroid Pocket 2S. It’s Android, so it takes a lot of tinkering to get perfect, but it’s strong enough to go up to Gamecube, and it has nice QOL features like analog triggers and hall effect sticks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do the controls feel good (buttons/triggers)? I like buying these little gadgets but they always China-tier quality when I try them out.

        >to go up to Gamecube
        Seriously?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lil bro.. even gen 5 games are playable on browsers now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, I have a Retroid Pocket 2 and it's buttons are really nice but the D-pad has started sticking and I've got stick drift now.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sticks feel great; they’re made of a nice soft rubber that feels good on the thumb, and they don’t gravitate to the 8 cardinal directions like some of the cheaper controllers I’ve used before. Triggers could be better; I wish they were curved instead of flat, so I didn’t have to worry about my fingers slipping off
          >Seriously?
          Yeah, but that’s pushing it to the max, so it cuts the battery life to a third of what it’d be doing stuff like SNES and GBA.

          >it takes a lot of tinkering to get perfect
          What kind of tinkering are we talking about?

          Downloading the apps, removing all the “phoney” elements like the lock screen, the white navigational bar at the bottom of the screen, the white widgets bar, etc. And then you have to get all your ROMs from somewhere, since Retroid doesn’t include built-in games like Powkiddy or Anbernic do. And then there’s all the shaders to do necessary stuff like bicubic interpolation to remove pixel wobble from 16-bit games, or just optional stuff like CRT filters to make it look “authentic”. It took me at least a whole afternoon’s worth of googling.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, that doesn't sound so bad, I'm pretty sure fiddling with my old R4 card was more annoying than that, fair enough.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, I have a Retroid Pocket 2 and it's buttons are really nice but the D-pad has started sticking and I've got stick drift now.

            Thanks for the info. Have a e-girl.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Seriously?
          No. It's too slow for most games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it takes a lot of tinkering to get perfect
        What kind of tinkering are we talking about?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Old games are frickin’ SOVL
    so are new games stop sucking on that boomer wiener

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Madou Monogatari
    You're all right zoomie

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chinkheld
    jesus you sure are stupid. at least your taste in games isn't as stunted.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    26 is zillennial

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Device looks comfy. I use a purple rpg351 until i developed a wrist problem.

    Had to upgrade to a Steam Deck after that because cramped devices are a no go for me now.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game is that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Madou Monogatari, PC Engine version

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