Zoomer: "Modern video games suck nowadays."

Zoomer: "Modern video games suck nowadays."
Me: "Want me to recommend you some retro games like RE4, Deus Ex, Ninja Gaiden Black, Star Fox 64, Panzer Dragoon, Planescape Torment, Quake?"
Zoomer: "Lol, no. That's Millennial slop."
Me:

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're just at that age, anon.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 24 (early zoomer) and I would not mind Quake, but I am playing through Human Revolution properly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm also 24 and most of my favorite games are from that sort of era. I think the only exceptions are dragon's dogma and KCD

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we should make it legal to kill zoomer gamers, it'll be the best thing that could happen to this industry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good lord if I ever caught my kid watching youtuber shit I'd tan his fricking hide

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This didn't happen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it should have

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she looking at me like that?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is fake because they/them would have called it 'boomerslop'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn date a cute gay they/them zoomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it has broccoli hair and that tiny 80s mustache that looks like a pedostache and it wears pedoglasses

        okay

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE4
    Okay
    >Deus Ex
    Top Tier
    >Ninja Gaiden
    Pretty good
    >SF64
    Meme
    >Panzer Dragoon
    never played it lmoa
    >Planescape Torment
    Who?
    >Quake
    Top Tier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *kisses you*

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4
    >born 2004
    I played 3 (RE4, Deus Ex, Ninja Gaiden Black) of these already and about to play 4th (Planescape Torment), also
    >retro games
    how the frick is RE4, Deus Ex and Ninja Gaiden retro, I could argue the rest as well but really??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing deus ex today is the equivalent of playing a game from 1976 when Deus Ex released.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This comparison doesn't make sense when progress has been stagnant for so long.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It hasn't been. It's just been focused into moronic directions.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE4, Deus Ex, Ninja Gaiden Black, Star Fox 64, Panzer Dragoon, Planescape Torment, Quake?
    Do you guys only play top 10 stuff? Theres more out there you know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      name one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the problem you rely on others to do the work for you. Thats why you see the same top 10s every fricking time on this site. Its not like theres not a billion different games out there to test out. Like you have the whole internet to look for stuff that might catch your eye.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played all of them already

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE4 is almost two decades old

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      RE4 just came out last year, dude.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fricker.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you recommend him millenialslop then?
    Also post more yotsuba

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've set up a RetroPie the other day. Main takeaway so far is that Dreamcast was based, and Crazy Taxi is probably more ADHD than most phone games.

    I think it's not the old blockbuster kinda games I miss as much as I miss deranged arcade games with a budget. You can still play a game sorta like Deus Ex today even if it may not be as well-executed. In fact, I think the problem today is that EVERYONE wants to make the next Deus Ex.
    If you just want to grind out a tight and fun gameplay loop, feels like you have to pick between zero budget jank, free to play slop and roguelites that cap the fun you're having right now so they can slowly trickle it into the game in the form of RNG loot.

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