Zoomers don't understand the convenience of being able to play an AAA game anywhere in 60 fps.

Zoomers don't understand the convenience of being able to play an AAA game anywhere in 60 fps. The Steam Deck is a miracle.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anywhere
    you don't go anywhere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't enjoy sitting by the steams and rivers of the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Im sitting by that stream Im bringing a fly rod not a Steam Deck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he's not playing bass fishing simulator at the creek using gyro casting controls for full immersion
          you're missing out pal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this what Americans call nature? sitting by some pissstream under a bridge on a flimsy chair and playing bideogame? fricking embarrassing.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t got my email yet. So please stop these deck threads.

    Pls.

    Pls

    Stahp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We'll get it soon bro, we will get it soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any day now bro right
      hahahahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m so sorry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I pre ordered the expensive one and now I’m gonna be broke for a month when I finally get my email.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >2022
        I pre-ordered the first day and now I got the email to buy it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing BotW for the first time ever on the deck and it's amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never used a switch emulator before.

      I have no idea where to get the fricking iso or whatever. Is there an app to download or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the Wii U version in CEMU, Switch emulators suck ass right now.
        You can get CEMU on Deck either by installing Emudeck which is the easiest way, or manually installing it via Proton.
        Honestly, Wii U games are kind of a pain in the ass to get running regardless of platform. Most torrents come in encrypted format and need to be unencrypted before you can play them. You also need to install update files, which also come encrypted. It's confusing at first but once you understand it it's not so bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          …I’ll pass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Understandable. I wish it was set up like 99% of other emulators where you just open a ROM or ISO but I guess Nintendo went ham on encryption and security and shit on the Wii U + Switch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wat
          with Wii U USB helper it's easier to download Wii U ISOs and updates than having to find emulation websites that haven't been taken down yet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >emulation websites
            Breh, stop living in the past. Every other internet archive and reddit general has the links.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I didn't know about that until you just mentioned it lol
            I'll give it a shot tonight, hopefully it makes things easier.
            I guess I was just doing everything manually before.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You use WiiU emulator for BotW.
        Rest is just same good ol' school piracy as in the past 20+ years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >botw looks better on the Steam Deck than on the switch

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not a huge surprise, since BotW is a WiiU game, and Switch is a circa 2016 specced, low-power tablet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >game looks better on a powerful hardware than on a shitty tablet that was already outdated when it came out
            nothing new here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whats going on with the minimap?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Use CEMU for BOTW, runs better than the switch emulator
        Get the emulator from the discover store, it should be already installed and available through desktop mode
        You'll also need an iso - pirate it from emuparadise or romheaven or any other website that seems at least halfway legit
        Lastly, you'll need BIOS files. Get those from the internet, you'll often see yt videos "how to install emulator" linking those

        That's the way to set up all emulators under the sun, except Retroarch because they're special snowflakes that need their own UI and way of setting up the emulation

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My deck is coming in today. Can't wait to be playing PC vidya while buried in bed.
    Especially porn games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try the operation lovecraft demo. The gallery is pretty good on there.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing Kiwami 2 and it does not run at 60 fps. Still great though.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FedEx says I'm getting my deck tomorrow
    Those frickers better not be lying to me

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Portables are for people that ride the bus. There's literally no situation in which I'd have the time to play a game when I'm not home.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like triple gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too bad you have to wait 9 months for fat newell to give brith to the device before shipping, as if they're made some ultra rare metal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They ARE made from ultra rare material

      The material is love, anon.

      …the material…is love

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone over the age of 10 would not be caught dead outside with one of these
    what is wrong with you

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a gaming laptop that can run everything at high or max 1080p 60 fps or high or medium at higher res though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gaming laptop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Zephyrus G14 is fantastic.
      I have one with 3060 myself, though I am thinking of getting Steam Deck anywy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bought this shit and I hate it. Completely turned me off from gaming laptops.
      >Panel ghosting
      >Light bleed
      >WiFi disconnecting
      >Base feels like cheap plastic
      >Overheats while playing Valheim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Unplug from power
      >Suddenly have 15fps
      Nothing personel kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gaming laptops are planned obsolescence: The Machine

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how much of a lifeless nerd have you got to be that you want to play games outside of your home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only time it makes sense is on a long journey, sat in the back of a bus, train or plane for hours on end then it makes sense, just playing out on a bench or in a park it's just like why? go home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My family has a beach house and we fly there almost every weekend from like April to November. Its an hour flight, but that adds up over the course of the year. Plus sometimes I'm sick and just want to play in bed with my cat and not have to get up to my PC

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    actually im pretty sure it's zoomers that would champion "MUH PORTABILITY" while ingoring all the downsides such as having to play on a shitbox tablet while absolute fricking based boomers will opt to play a real console like the PS5 on their 55+ inch personal LG television instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I stream my PS5 to my deck and can play at 60fps without jaggies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he spent $400 and waited a year on a preorder list to stream his $500 console that only has games from the previous generation of consoles in a different room
        jesus

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers

    Why are you trying to make this a generational thing?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only game I play is TF2 so why would I need a deck? Can't play a game like that without a keyboard and mouse

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deckbros, how do I get my pirated copy of Kingdom Hearts 1.5 + 2.5 to work? All the tutorials say to use Heroic Launcher to boot the game with Wine, but there's no way in hell I'm making an EGS account and paying $60 for games that are more than 15 years old. I tested the game on my Windows desktop so I know it's just a Linux issue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are the pirated one just exes? you can tell them its a non steam game and have them run through proton, not sure if it'll work but worth a try over installing epic launcher shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kingdom Hearts on PC is weird, it's an .exe that launches other .exes. I added the main 1.5+2.5 launcher to Steam, but when I try to launch an actual game it just kicks me back out. Adding the individual game .exes didn't help either, they don't even open. I'm using the newest proton build on all of the files.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use Lutris instead

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glad you are enjoying it, lil dude.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers don't
    what is it morons and attacking zoomers 24/7? what do zoomers even have to do with the deck?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers do know what it's like to be a 0gay though. In other words, you should kys 0gay.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >60 fps

    wow, you've upgraded to hardware standards from 10 years ago, congratulations.
    Maybe someday you will be able to afford hardware that can even render the new standard of 144, 15 years after it too becomes obsolete.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather play Diablo 1 at it's original 20 fps than whatever 144fps zoomer walking simulator people play

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot your meme CRT wankery on top of that ludicrously obsolete opinion

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As long as you're happy anon, I'm happy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a laptop, Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >having a fricking laptop
      >not having a PC and a Deck

      Poorgays everywhere

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never leave my house unless I'm picking up groceries or going fishing. Zoomers already have gay little pocket phones for playing their barbie dress up games, why would they buy this overpriced hunk of garbage?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wipe some dust off screen
    >Cutscene skipped, camera spazzed, attack performed on friendly NPC sending the guards to attack me
    Why the frick is the touchscreen not off by default? Or why isn't there some kind of option to turn touchscreens in games off, but not the keyboard?

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