>Zoomers will NEVER know how good we had it

>Zoomers will NEVER know how good we had it

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if it was a black guy
    would the nerds have seethed back then too?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nerds werent as sensitive as they are now. in both directions. maybe having an outlet to be idiots kept them from spilling out elsewhere

      as for next generation, the had the best pre Dreamcast coverage of any magazine. they really had me convinced that i needed a dreamcast

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nerds weren't as sensitive as they are now.
        Lol. kek even.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          its true. people got mad that cj was protagonist of san andreas to the point of talking boycotts(bullshit, but it was said) now, people are mad that there are black people in gta altogther. not to say that they werent sensitive, but nothing at all like they are now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why boomers use to have it good no low IQ uncultured monkeys in games only smart monkeys. unless game was made for it like san Andreas but it was for comedy value

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. seething nerd
        are you self-inserting as the cuck or something

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          brown turds are disgusting also what are you even mumbling about something about self-inserting you okay on head or why would you say anything nice about disgusting turd monkey?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >seething this hard
            yeah you definetly self-inserting

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Posts some picture about mudhouse
              you got some weird pictures saved do you happen to be poop monkey? would explain why your intelligence is lacking.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seething
          You can't be this shit at reading comprehension

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a fricking bizarre post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you obsessed with Black folk?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine
      i can't
      there wasn't any push for black male white female agenda
      most black guys in movies and media had black girls

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tacos?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, now I want tacos.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tired of israeli propaganda? Go get a taco instead
        based taco bell

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >random shot of black kid shooting a basketball
        what's with that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sees white woman
      >immediately thinks of black men
      Ask me how I know you're American

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      El Americano...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      land of the free.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt's law

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't have seen a Black person on the cover in the first place, because Black person imagery doesn't sell. case in point, Forspoken

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd never have to worry about that since no one would even consider publishing that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, the context that the black guy was only put there to appease liberal middle aged white American women that don't even utilize the product is gone. it would just happen to be a black guy back then, which was normal and only made literal kkklansman angry. it only became political once blue hairs infiltrated businesses and made it political.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it only became political once blue hairs infiltrated businesses and made it political.

        yeah, thats not true

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine how someone's brain can be so fricked up by cuckold porn that they immediately think of Black men when they see a White girl. Oh wait, most people watching BBC porn are from South Asia, so it makes sense.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spams bbc threads as a cope for being an incel

        if /gif/ is anything to go by, thats all white dudes with the bbc thread spam

        >millennials
        >NES
        that was GenXers, but otherwise this meme is 100% true.

        no, that was millenials as well.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white
          Sure.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine if it was a black guy
      >would the nerds have seethed back then too?

      That NextGen magazine cover was really a parody of this Rolling Stones magazine cover featuring Janet Jackson.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Woody Allen - no apologies'

        I remember when Woody Allen was in hot water for dating underage girls. But he got away with pedophilia, because he was a Jew.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are scared as frick of sex, there was a study that showed that it activey turns them off media for some fricking reason

      You have no idea how fricking popular Wesley Snipes was in the 90's, shut your zoomer mouth

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Duke protecting Lara's dignity
    Truly a gentleman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      With how much gaming mags were drawing Lara & Duke together, they really missed out on not doing a crossover co-op shooter with the two.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOD Keira is so fricking hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just stoled her bra to make tomb raider like games, duke nukem time to kill and land of babes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's 14.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah, back from simpler times when nobody gaf about the ages of fictional entities. Truly people have gotten dumber

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old enough

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX & VIOLENCE
    >You've grown up, when will your games?
    Pic is the beginning of the end?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomer here, i miss heavy metal magazines. use to love reading them as a kid... yea my dad never cared

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      heavy metal isn't music
      it's just noise and anyone that likes it is mentally ill

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea what he's even talking about.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the comics? i used to buy those from the gas station across from my high school

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ???
    You fapped to a magazine pic, they fap to hundreds of hours of rule34 Overwatch porn

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This caused at least a decade of seethe after the fact with morons acting like the old TR games were hardcore pornography instead of action platformers.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks to be a zoomer I guess.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MVp52VR.jpg

      >Zoomers will NEVER know how good we had it

      never understood why the ad illustrations had to take up the full page. it was a fricking pain in the ass squinting just to see wtf was going on in the thumbnails.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Full page was required for breasts.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex AND violence!?!?!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember popping a boner at Senran Kagura when i saw it announced for the 3ds in a gaming magazine. When rereading the issue, i'd always skip the review because it made me feel weird and wasn't sure why.
    Anyway, Katsuragi best senran.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes poor zoomers will never know what porn looks like, damn it must suck to be born with the internet huh.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porn =/= Sex appeal, enjoy having ugliness shoved down your throat.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cherry picked bs
        zoomers are hopefully not moronic enough to fall for that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is this cherrypicked?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            look up the meaning of cherry picking.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, give me a non indie, western videogame released in the last 5 years that doesn't have this sort of ugly shit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most of those characters are from the same game and some of them aren't even from any game. I'd say less than 20 games are actually represented in that image, even less if you don't count the games made by the same developers. Not to mention all of these games came out years apart from each other as well.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately, I have to agree with him here. Western games have been ruined by ugly characters.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you got intentionally exploited by marketing team to think/buy their games by using pornography
    based?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, sex sells. It still does, but corps don't care about making the most money from consumers anymore.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of coomer mags were trash though. Always some shill hype reviews.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    An anon jacked off to this cover

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an
      *many

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was me. Sorry.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Duke get the vaxx?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of strange, that magazines marketed towards nerdy and horny teenage boys felt less condescending and infantilized than the video game journalism scene of our present.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My father brought me a few of these from the USA. I threated them like relics.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course they won't, you guys ruined everything

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so how long until the heckin based zoomer games industry takes off and fixes everything? 3 to 5 more years?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, literally, zoomers have just turned 20.
        People blame gen alpha on zoomers but zoomers haven't even have children yet.
        Once again everything awful is moobers fault.
        Anything wrong with zoomers is likely caused by millennials grooming them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers have just turned 20.
          zoomers are turning mid/late 20s. zoomers are already in the industry anon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The youngest zoomers are still in high school, dumbass
            So yeah for the oldest zoomers just starting in the industry it'll take about 5 years.

            Oldest zoomers are 28. Many of them already have children.

            They're children are infant you moron.
            And zoomers range from 12-27 so most of them do not have children, most of them do not have developed careers.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zoomers are like 22-28 year olds. They're already adults and are in the industry. Kids who are still in school are basically Gen Alpha at this point.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers are 1997-2012
                Most zoomers didn't have rich boomer parents

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                2006-2012 is already edging into gen alpha territory. If you don't remember the 2000s you're not a zoomer

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. 96 zoomie
                you're just as bad as the iPad kids

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >another generational war thread
                yes keep fighting and ignore the homosexualry that ruined gaming

                Millennials caused the homosexualry

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oldest zoomers are 28. Many of them already have children.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Many of them already have children.
            lol white people don't have kids anymore

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up you stupid little b***h. We should've aborted you when we had the chance.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomers are 1996-2012. 1995 isn't zoomer.
            t. 95 millennial who remembers 9/11

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm 1996 and not a zoomer. I consider myself a boomer.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't remember the 90s and grew up in the post-9/11 hellscape, you're a zoomzoom with no traces of boomer residue. Embrace it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m 35 and I have a brother who was born ‘95. There is no real difference between us. My youngest friend was born in 1998 and we have a weird amount in common. I don’t perceive zoomers as anything less than someone born in 2000, regardless of what sociologists say or whatever. It’s easy for me to spot zoomers because they’re fricking dumb, gay, and think middle-parted hair looks cool. It didn’t look cool in the ‘90s and it doesn’t look cool now.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              LOL this level of cope is astronomical. Nobody gives a single frick what you thought of the sept 11th attacks and has absolutely no bearing on anything. You're just a sad homosexual little 90's baby back b***h that doesn't want to be labelled as a zoomer lmao even. take my advice dipshit, have a nice day now. You are hated universally, now and forever.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              As if there's any difference whatsoever from a b***h born in 95 and 96 kek. All 90's babies are fricking moronic, you aren't special at all.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You were like 4-5 when 9/11 happened lmao tf you gonna remember

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if this is what millennials made then zoomers are going to singlehandedly destroy the industry considering they are far more left leaning and far more open to racial and sexuality politics

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      RE 8 is good, why is it there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Gamecube games or Minecraft under the millennial section
      It's settled then, those are zoomercore

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >millennials are trying to claim the gamecube and fricking MINECRAFT
        Lol what? I wasn't even aware of this.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          notch is a millennial

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is resident evil there?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you would have better off using one of the super bomberman games or bomberman 64 saturn bomberman? people in the west barely had a saturn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >millennials
      >NES
      that was GenXers, but otherwise this meme is 100% true.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure the problem with AAA is they are restricted to what a bunch of boomers think will be profitable. a lot of good indie games have been made

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bottom is "What California created", all of that shit is undoubtedly California or Californian culture. The top games were a mix of the entire country, if you wanted to start a game studio, you could do it basically anywhere.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is californian culture?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just jerked off to Lara getting fricked by a horse in a fully voice acted blender scene with better graphics than the actual games AND there's a new remaster of TR 1-3 on steam with new NG+ content and the switchable retro/modern graphics
    zoomers didn't miss shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you have a porn addiction, we know.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      source

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wildeer studio

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          cheers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Zoomers have so much porn available that thirst traps in videogames arent as effective as before

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have unlimited lara porn now, back then all I had was my fricking imagination and it sucked.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread with failed millennials coping
    great

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another generational war thread
    yes keep fighting and ignore the homosexualry that ruined gaming

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials caused the homosexualry moron.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Perfect example of a brain rotted homosexual millennial

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    will NEVER know how good we had it
    they do because you never shut the frick up about it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >back in my day there two genders
      >sure xranpa
      >THAT'S XEANPA YOU CISgay

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah poor zoomers now instead of sexual shit on video games or mags they have tik tok where almost 80% of the content they watch is underage girls shaking their ass and breasts bouncing all over the place almost borderline softcore porn, but oh those poor little zoomers they missed out on our video game breasts

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers have it so good that they are not even leaving their house, what the frick are you talking about

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a millennial and I pretty much never left my house after age 12.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duke Nukem is a dead franchise sadly

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next Gen was just recycled and leftover content from the far superior Edge.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    playstation magazines were HUGE in my country,piracy really was a beautiful thing back in the day kek

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, your games are the only ones I can stand to play.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just the unapologetically male-oriented content of the time. It's also the dream of how much cooler things were going to be in the future.

    Imagine that. Thinking about all of the cool tech and artistic projects that were going to be coming down the pipeline. Having a meaningful music scene. Having the companies tell the glowies and congressmen to piss off when they demand that they violate your liberties and censor things. Not having low IQ apologists for authoritarianism running around claiming that freedom is slavery because freedom means that people are allowed to say and do things that they don't approve of. Being happy to live in the time that you live in.

    We shouldn't just go back to the 00s because the 00s didn't acknowledge that authoritarianism can be wrapped in false victimhood. We should come back with a culture that's more resistant towards that kind of sophistry.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something interesting being born in a time where you can see objective full force evil take root in your life time. There is no nuance, there is no grey area, these people are simply and deeply evil.

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