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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching pyro right now too

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody gives a shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and a skibidi toilet to you too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you think vinny and hacker...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, because me and hacker...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            same man

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep... They did the sus.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            she jumbo'd his josh?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              More than that. She diapered his chief.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              he performed hackerlingus

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah.
          Mike and Hacker, however...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't make me think about mike having sex as much as I love the guy he looks disgusting

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he performed hackerlingus

          I ain't no SIMP so I don't watch female streamers, but Hacker's voice a cute when I hear her in Vinny and friends streams

          Nah.
          Mike and Hacker, however...

          Who?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            hackerlingus 🙂

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Hackerling"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          how does hacker looks like irl?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            standard short asian from what ive seen

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fat asian

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vinny had her fricking malding the entirety of that last amogus vr video

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://twitter.com/GeneralAisaku/status/1691842261410086997?s=20

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does Hacker actually do something with computers, or did she just call herself that way?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            iirc she does some IT stuff, but I could be misremembering or thinking of someone else.
            She has a nice voice god I wanna frick her voice.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >She has a nice voice god I wanna frick her voice

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I might be wrong but I think it's because her first username was octolinghacker based on splat2

            iirc she does some IT stuff, but I could be misremembering or thinking of someone else.
            She has a nice voice god I wanna frick her voice.

            I know that feel brother. Usually other girls with that voice annoy me but this one is different idk why.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            she was originally a splatoon 2 OC

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat asian

          God i want to frick hacker so fricking bad. Her voice gets me diamonds

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's because she's fat, isn't it

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They thought they were clever by having a scene where Choo Choo Charles appears but it only highlights the discrepancy in product qualities where Choo Choo Charles was mostly made by 1 guy who seemed to give a shit about overall quality and Garten of Banban is mostly made by 2 guys who don't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did make me want a side by side comparison of the mesh for Choo Choo Charlie and Ban Ban to see how many more polygons Ban Ban has

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    opilla byrd

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KIWWI WILLY

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *I scream at the top of my lungs*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BANBAN!!!!!!!!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker if they had roblox xD :OOOO
    >Joseline, Banbaleena, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is uh me, but like I don't want to use it. uh Blue and. Oh I mean uh, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, Boxy Boo (but like not evil), then we have: Evil a Boxy Boo. We have squid game Huggy Wuggy, we have baby Huggy Wuggy, we have Blue, and Freddy Fasbe. We have Creepy Green, we have... uh, happy Huggy Wuggy um yeah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry b***h. Poppy Playchads can't stop won't stop winning. whole world is popping off for Poppy. Chapter 3 domination.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought these games just looked kind of cheap but were probably middling experiences but after seeing actual gameplay they really are just actual trash. I nearly shit watching funni swedish man play the first 'game' and its like one fricking roblox hallway. and thats it. like I've seen huggy wuggy and that at least had some production value in it this shit looks fricking AI generated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's The Room of gaming.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Taken entirely seriously by the makers
        >Everyone points out how unbelievably bad it is
        >"I-I was only being i-ironically bad!"
        You're onto something.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Taken entirely seriously by the makers
        >Everyone points out how unbelievably bad it is
        >"I-I was only being i-ironically bad!"
        You're onto something.

        I'd say the difference is the Room is genuine through and through and it's a fricking wonder how Tommy got 6 million for it.
        With Banban they try to cruise course to be ironic around the third game and it just ends up becoming boring because laughing at someone is shit when they're laughing with you.
        It'd be like if halfway through Tommy intentionally overacted because he knew it was gonna be ironic and funny for people.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    choo choo charvose

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVIL BOXY BOOOOO

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haggy waggy

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    boxy boo but, like, not evil

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it kino?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we have squiw game huggy wuggy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the robotnik one is my fav

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the music is what makes it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not full on cutting voice clips
        what a shame

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically great

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Joey's Voices of the Void

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arirals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chat is becoming an active detriment to the streams and is irritatingly set on trying to spoonfeed the Bad Sun to him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't follow voices of the void outside of Joel playing it, and I don't read the chat. What are they doing? Just kind of spoiling it all by telling him what to do?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sun will for one day in the game be censored and will start causing your flesh to fall off, it is pretty spooky but the chat is fricking it up by spoiling it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like, the actual sun in the sky, or that glowing orb thing that was following him around?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The actual sun

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a reference to one of the few scp-001 entries

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chat spoiling literally every event

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's worse is that the bad sun is a pretty boring event apart from the initial WTF of not knowing what's happening, trying to spoil him on it to get him to do it is just a waste of time.

        Chat is trying to spoil fricking everything in this game, which is honestly good for the easter egg shit he'll literally never find on his own, but they can't keep their pants on and stop themselves from spoiling actual story or non-obscure shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chat is so annoying because 99% of them haven't played the game yet feel completely compelled to tell him to go get Easter eggs through lies which is super fricking annoying.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >99% of them haven't played the game yet feel completely compelled to tell him to go get Easter eggs through lies
        my favorite Vinesauce trope

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yoey if he zoomzoom

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OI OI OI OI

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    steenga fleen

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there still a drone?
    who asked for more drone gameplay?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking away Garten Of's drone is like taking away Mario's jump.
      It's too integral to the series's DNA.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the closest thing the game has to an interesting mechanic.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 when

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok, but, why was choo choo charles in it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *tsoo tsoo tsawoles

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw a Joshua
    >tfw every other 'Josh' I've meet is either as autistic as me or are straight up homosexuals with no in between
    why are we cursed?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need to see some porn of the teacher chick. Remember seeing someone post a blender model with a very well sculpted ass?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't even look like art you'd see in a kindergarten. At least fricking try to fit the aesthetic.
    At least have a character that has a Carmen Dellosa mouth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss and hate these so much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then you're not thinking from the point of view of some pajeet that wants to dev some shitty horror exploration game to cash in on the Poppy Playtime fandom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the type of shit that's unironically ableist
      Autistic and ADHD kids get punished way too much for just being themselves

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this constitute nostalgia if it instills great anger in me?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so long as you felt the same anger towards it growing up, it probably does

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly an actual good horror game could be made using this kind of art, especially using things like this to say how to avoid the monsters

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't no SIMP so I don't watch female streamers, but Hacker's voice a cute when I hear her in Vinny and friends streams

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No-pussy getting incel sees every situation with a female as "simping", romantic and sexual

      Every time. Do you have fantisies about marrying a woman when one holds the door for you?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FREDDY FAZBEAR
    OINK OINKY OINK OINK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a bear, not a pig, you fricking swine

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Mike

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this israelite so fricking much

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not a israelite, he's black (Sicilian)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok sorry
          I hate this Black person (italian) so fricking much

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he finally got spooked by the cardboard cutout ayylmao(s)

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JOEL
    I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
    STOP PRETENDING TO BE DEPRESSED WHEN YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY THAT FAWNS OVER YOU

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thousands of needy people praying for you to act like a clown every day sounds pretty depressing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't even need to act like a clown to be entertaining. I wish he'd understand that.
        We love just hearing his stories and music.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't understand what's funny. The unofficial clip channel he shut down had way better videos than his "official" one that just has his bits or ten second clips without the punchline.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good humor isn't forced

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's gay. you're gay and dumb. the opposite of me in fact.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No shit. That's why the official clip channel sucks. Joel is a big victim of the observer's effect. Many such cases!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've never seen joel being depressed

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know gen alphas browsed Ganker

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >won't make a joke out of 5 idiots imploding in a submarine
    >has oppenheimer in vinewrestle come out to "drop the bombshell"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comedy scales with amount lived lost in tragedy. thats why the holocaust isn't funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn. ChatGPT is killing it today.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joel is that you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont know who that is sorry

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the internet is rotting my brain and im painfully aware of my degrading sense of humour but damn these are some funny videos

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still the best indie horror dev.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe vinny and joel had a collab stream where they just talked about how much they hate gays and trannies for 4hours

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can believe that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember when Vinny almost screamed Black person during that Tony Hawk finale?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          somewhere soon after 1:28:00, when he falls at the very end and eat shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >YOU NIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiieeed me
            >y-you need me
            the pre-2010 internet brain is really a brand risk nowadays

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              My favorite has to be the one during the yoshis island 3ds stream when asked about the reviews
              >It got a few negger one- negative ones
              He tried so hard to laugh it off

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            he said dicky on stream before as well
            and also typed it again later during a wordle segment

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did say Black person casually on stream once in an old video

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do kids like dogshit now
    >now
    yeah now
    You can look at kids media in the past and be like "obviously this isn't for me, but there is some artistry to it"
    Banban doesn't have any sort of soul like that, it's just a shitty unity cashgrab. Like frick they've made 6 games in 2023 alone. What the hell.
    At least skibidi toilet is somewhat sovlful, there's hope in that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because ecelebs with no integrity keep shilling the dogshit to them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mentality of "who cares about quality, it's for kids, they can't tell" raised a generation of adults that can't tell quality.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do kids like dogshit now
      Because they grew up watching elsa finger family adhd brainrot garbage made by turd worlders. Millennials and Gen Z are horrible parents.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its mostly just due to the market sizes increasing. more people with easier means to access the internet. you probably wouldn't watch something that was completely senseless trash back in the days of shared computers with dial-up internet that takes an hour to load one boob, but these toddlers with their own personal ipads that literally sit on them all day just don't have any sense of quality or value.
      I think these people always existed they were just too fricking stupid to ruin shit before. basically the gatekeeping but just from ease of access alone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk if you hang around kids ever but they will just ingest whatever media is in front of them. Parents give them a tablet with YouTube on it and they inevitably find FNAF because there's a bazillion videos about it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        FNAF is 100x, no 1000x better than Banban shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This right here

      >Why do kids like dogshit now
      Because they grew up watching elsa finger family adhd brainrot garbage made by turd worlders. Millennials and Gen Z are horrible parents.

      primarily. The internet has made it so you can get entertainment without all the caveats that come with distribution, content approval, censorship, or quality assurance. Shit can get undeservingly popular just by pandering to kids who don't even have to buy it because simple exposure = money in this godforsaken place. Combine that with shameless streamers and YouTubers and you've got a formula to rot the brain of every child unfortunate enough to grow up with this sensory-overloading bullshit. This site used to have the power to troll these opportunist prostitutes into near or outright suicide, but only /misc/ seems capable of that anymore, and they're too preoccupied talking about trannies, black wieners, and wanting to frick femboy libtards or whatever. And that is the death of internet culture. With the corporations taking over, the next thing to go will be freedom of speech, expression, and maybe even religion. It'll be hell, but maybe they'll target this site and I can finally be free of this place.

      Sorry if I'm being overdramatic; I had a long fricking day.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely used to think this guy was some joke when I first heard about him. I mean, he is a joke, but a joke that's an actual video game character instead of some meme.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be so fricking funny if this game starts the trend of crossover mascot horrors.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't tell if this is meant to be taken "seriously" or if this is the best and smartest shitpost I've ever seen.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to think that Banban is like Rat Boy Genius and Tails Gets Trolled where the creators really wanted to make something they're passionate about but they don't have the artistic skills to not make it look like shit.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if this was a serious attempt at horror that had zero passion put into it, or if this whole series is some satire written by two extremely disillusioned dude who absolutely refuse to break character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They block people giving them advice, have actively tried to profit off of the game as much as possible, and more.
      I don't think it's satire.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serious attempts don't start with merch.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of curiosity, I looked a bit more into BanBan both gameplay and story wise, and I genuinely believe that if it was made by someone who cares about something other than money, it could have been at least alright. Few things piss me off more than wasted potential, even if there wasn't a whole lot of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was never gonna be anything special. Its entire premise is rooted in a genre it doesn't even understand. Zoomers want blood on colorful characters, stories about muh relatable mental illness, and deep interwoven lore that's impossible to even intuit from the game itself; not whatever the frick they chose in the end.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand that.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GRANDDAD

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They fully molded Josh's Jumbo?

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based daily PyroLIVE slop enjoyer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually Vinesauce

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoooo iiis iiiiit?

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJ BEEL CLEENTON DUENDE GRANDDAD EETS HEEEEM

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks ppwerful, but is he powerful enough to master SEX In MINECRAFT?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    spin

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    balls over

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joel
    >Vinny
    >Jerma
    >Became shitty autistic 14 year olds obsessive characters and treat them like weird babies

    I miss pre spine problem jerma... when chat was readable and not dog shit

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