>1: Heaven. >2: Hell. >3: Multiverse. >4: ?????

>1: Heaven
>2: Hell
>3: Multiverse
>4: ?????

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, purgatory?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already been there

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape dungeon, where Bayo gets raped by action game protags from better franchises like Ninja Gaiden.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ng
      >franchise

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4. Oblivion

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my bedroom

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my peenus weenus of course

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cereza and Jeanne's wedding

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rope
      >neck
      you know the drill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nuh-uh, Cereza and Jeanne are getting married

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cereza is getting dicked down by chad human wiener while Jeanne listens behind a closed door and schlicks to it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            In your dreams, maybe

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >closed door
            bayo probably invites her in because she's a good friend and roommate and jeanne says she's fine with watching

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta... IN SPACE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      already been there as well

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiverses are a moronic concept and ruin the story of any game or show they're introduced in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bayonetta does capeshit tropes
      >capeshit goes down in flames shortly afterwards

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dreamworld
    Darkness
    Yokai
    Mythology
    Void - Eldritch
    Outer Space - Alien

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omniverse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Bayonetta 3

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quantum realm

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    earth?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    some weird foreign religious place like hindu heaven/hell

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4: My bedroom

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    4: cancelled

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't there a huge backlash because they made her get into a straight relationship with some dude?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please do not stir that shit up in every single thread. The LGBT community has made Bayonetta discussion a toxic environment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >huge
      No. Don't dare to start. It was a tiny minority that just screams incredibly loud.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's great watching them seethe about bayonetta getting with the man she spent the last 2 games flirting with instead of her sister figure, gift that keeps on giving, even in this very thread before you posted anything

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually you aren't in paradiso a lot in 1 so 4 could go there again. 3 was a world tour disguised as a multiverse story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's not much they can do with Paradiso anymore
      We've already killed their god, so

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you don't actually spend that much time there could be worth going back. you're right about the world tour too so maybe there's room for more different multiverse stuff

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares.
    More Cereza games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep meaning to go back and finish origins, I never actually got that far. but that ain't happening any time soon now that I have rogue trader to distract me.
      but man she's hot in that form I'm shocked they got away with it

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    4: Bankruptcy

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUHGEDABOUDIT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Enzo's family is dead and nobody cares

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are no stakes in multiverses.
        Just undo it in a different timeline, it's fine.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are, actually, too many, you simply judged from your story line consumer perspective and missed that when situation is at that level the stakes have been lost and can only be repaired by either abysmal work, or true divine providence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had no impact because we've never even seen any of them.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's this photo of his family in 3
          He's crying while looking at it in the prologue, because his family just fricking died

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How did this fat wop bag that?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He has rizz (and money)

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's a man.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I was a woman I'd fold fast ngl

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >His priority is always his wife, even when life threatening shit is happening
              >Has a funny accent
              He's way out of her league, buddy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I choose to believe that all the frickery in the ending revived them

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wooping three levels
    Do hell again and do it well. Bayo and Luka are there on their honeymoon anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But hell was scary and had really hard enemies. Like that fricker that turns you into a little girl and eats you.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mythology, probably. Either greek or norse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first two games were already based on Norse mythology.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of them but this time jumping between past present and future, creating even more time paradoxes to rescue bayo from hell
    ends with young cereza getting stuck in the present

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There won't be anymore Bayo games because Kamiya left, it's over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that didn't stop dmc
      >inb4 the bald frick creates a new notbayo&notdmc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bit too much work, eh?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not!Bayo and not!Dante in the same game
        Conceptually that sounds great but Kamiya would bog down the game with something stupid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta will be better than ever now that he's gone
      No more nonsensical stories, no more mini-games, no more DMC1 references everywhere

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bayonetta has a story about as complex as an action movie, what are you on? How?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kamiya is responsible for 95% of the stupid shit in 3

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bayonetta will be better than ever now that he's gone
            No more nonsensical stories, no more mini-games, no more DMC1 references everywhere

            but he wrote the plot of the other two games

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              With the help of Hashimoto in 1 and Morihashi in 2
              3 is the first game he wrote by himself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >With the help of Hashimoto in 1 and Morihashi in 2
                but that didn't stop him from filling it with dmc and other capcom games references, or putting w101 stuff in 2. in fact the third one only had phantom as a reference for dmc as far as i remember, but it was filled with more pop culture stuff

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        forget the plot, the visuals and spectacle in 3 were so much weaker than 2 which was mindblowing on your first run.
        3 had some standout scenes but was much less impressive and bombastic on your first run

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And the ones in 2 were already weaker than in 1
          Just compare kicking Loptr into Gomorrah vs Jubileus into the fricking soul after crashing through the whole Milky Way

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            bayo 1 definitely had the best ending sequence of all of them, 2 was equal/better for the most part though imo, balder fights were beautiful and so were the "arcade" stages

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not quite.
    >1: Chaos, time-loop
    >2: Chaos, time-loop completion
    >3: Chaos escalates, critical damage
    >IRL: Issues with Chaos.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're missing Bayonetta 0's Faes. That said, it's all about the enemy aesthetics/variety. I'd like to see Bayo go against a new pantheon of holy beings, like they did with the Faes. It could be Egyptian gods, it could be Yokai, it could even be Mayan/Aztec/Inca stuff for all I care as long as the aesthetic is cool and the variety is there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't necessarily any new pantheons at all, fairies fit in the setting rather well, because nature spirits are already a part of their reality by, haha, nature. Plus witchery connections.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the damn thing about multiverse homosexualtry. Everything after that will feel like a step down thematically.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really if you go with Viola as the new protagonist. I know some people would hate that but I'm not really against using her if her attitude reflects more maturity in the future. Also, by your logic 2 is less impactful than 1, since in 1 you actually kill "God". However 2 works because it leans into Bayo's past, her own personal stakes in the whole thing via Jeanne, and her dad. Lean on character stuff rather than the actual impact of the threat and you're ok, I believe.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what you call "write things in other ways than escalation for its sake".
          And it's quite possible that Jubileus will just reincarnate like Loptr or what's the kids name.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Viola as the new protagonist

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I still listen to her battle theme while going jogging
            Best not-Paramore Paramore song in the last 15 years.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Glad to know that I'm not the only person who throws on Bayonetta music while jogging.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >her theme song is good though!!
              That's the only thing I've heard people say about her, Viola is such a terrible character

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah she's great.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speak for yourself. I love her spunkiness and adore that we got slapstick humor on a woman in [current year]. Also, game got patched and made her parry less tedious so that's something gameplay-wise.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I play red and black while jerking off. It makes it like a quicktime.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Viola as a character was fine, but I didn't really like playing as her. Going from dodging to parrying just didn't feel right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the multiverse was just threatened by man made bullshit, they could simply pull that the other mythical beings gave less of a frick that the tryinity of realities was getting assimilated because deep down they knew that they will be stopped

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These games are a little too fast for me. I've been practicing Bayo 1 a lot and can occasionally get to verse 4 of angel slayer if I abuse taunt healing and rodin.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game can glitch out during witch time and permanently speed up everything till you turn it off, especially bayo herself who can get even more faster if you keep activating witch time while the bug is in effect

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got a clip of that? I've never encountered it that I'm aware of.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just a turbo mode glitch, I'm pretty sure it happened mostly on the 360 because of some memory issues, which made the game run faster and removed most slowdowns like the one in Witch Twist

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably never happens on the Switch version anyway since it rarely runs at full speed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think this video shows it a little

          when it happened to me i tried searching more info and in ended finding a little comment in reddit
          https://www.reddit.com/r/Bayonetta/comments/161ryv3/is_the_bayonetta_1_turbo_mode_glitch_only_on_xbox/

          as

          It's just a turbo mode glitch, I'm pretty sure it happened mostly on the 360 because of some memory issues, which made the game run faster and removed most slowdowns like the one in Witch Twist

          said it can happen more often in the original 360 version, but it can still happen in the other versions, especially during angel slayer

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    14 years and 1 is still the best one, impressive

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need origins 2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need ______'_ _____

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want to touch me~
    Yes please.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space
    You know it's coming

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thread died for this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that happens all the time
      your fault for not bumping it

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning Bayo.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Everybody in BG3 is playersexual so you still don't get your precious dykes, if they would frick femPC they will frick mPC

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent-free

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does every game have to do Multiverse shit? It's not special if everyone does it, it's not special if you don't even have stupid spinoffs and side media to work into the actual Multiverse. That's why ti works with shit like Spider-Man, there's just a lot of the c**t to work from.
    Why are they making multiverses of games with two damn entries?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's not about stories anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kamiya was just following trends
      Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to write, so 3 was shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was bad
        Good thing I don't play bayo games for the story

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That crap is on it's way out. Capeshit is dying. Now prepare for anime and video game based movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, the miles morales movies are still doing well

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another /misc/-infested Bayonetta thread
    You Cucknettagays still b***h about yurigays even though your cuck "won"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about, it's always just made dykes and troons like you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally 3 posts about Jeanne. Stay mad.
        [...]
        Didn't they change up her playstyle post-release?

        Nice gameplay discussion, morons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally 3 posts about Jeanne. Stay mad.

      I thought Viola as a character was fine, but I didn't really like playing as her. Going from dodging to parrying just didn't feel right.

      Didn't they change up her playstyle post-release?

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got into Bayonetta Origins and it's pretty good. It was a bit slow to start but there's not as much bs as other Platinum games I've played. No QTEs or minigames. Controlling two characters works surprisingly well.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know Bayonetta is hundreds of years old but when did her body stop aging? 25-30?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 I believe

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Bayonetta 1 get away with so much nudity?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't back in the day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because no one cared and they still don't. the punishment for nudity right now is nothing but some angry articles written about the game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't back in the day

        I just mean the extent of it, not sjw backlash. I've never seen another game with partially visible vajeen and nipples.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's never going to be a 4th Bayo. It's pretty obvious with 3 they didn't want to make it. They just shit it out because they announced it and fans were grilling them for it. I don't even think Platinum games is going to be around in another 5 years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't 3 the best selling game in the series?

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the original creator Bayonetta say he had plans for like a TEN game series? I mean, he isn't with Platinum anymore, so I don't know what Platinum will do with the IP now aside from run it into the ground. It won't be the original creator's vision for the series.

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