>1: Heaven
>2: Hell
>3: Multiverse
>4: ?????
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>1: Heaven
>2: Hell
>3: Multiverse
>4: ?????
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I dunno, purgatory?
Already been there
Rape dungeon, where Bayo gets raped by action game protags from better franchises like Ninja Gaiden.
>ng
>franchise
yes
>4. Oblivion
my bedroom
my peenus weenus of course
Cereza and Jeanne's wedding
>rope
>neck
you know the drill
Nuh-uh, Cereza and Jeanne are getting married
Cereza is getting dicked down by chad human wiener while Jeanne listens behind a closed door and schlicks to it.
In your dreams, maybe
>closed door
bayo probably invites her in because she's a good friend and roommate and jeanne says she's fine with watching
based
Bayonetta... IN SPACE
already been there as well
Multiverses are a moronic concept and ruin the story of any game or show they're introduced in
>bayonetta does capeshit tropes
>capeshit goes down in flames shortly afterwards
Dreamworld
Darkness
Yokai
Mythology
Void - Eldritch
Outer Space - Alien
Omniverse
That's just Bayonetta 3
Quantum realm
earth?
some weird foreign religious place like hindu heaven/hell
>4: My bedroom
4: cancelled
wasn't there a huge backlash because they made her get into a straight relationship with some dude?
Please do not stir that shit up in every single thread. The LGBT community has made Bayonetta discussion a toxic environment.
>huge
No. Don't dare to start. It was a tiny minority that just screams incredibly loud.
Yeah it's great watching them seethe about bayonetta getting with the man she spent the last 2 games flirting with instead of her sister figure, gift that keeps on giving, even in this very thread before you posted anything
Actually you aren't in paradiso a lot in 1 so 4 could go there again. 3 was a world tour disguised as a multiverse story.
There's not much they can do with Paradiso anymore
We've already killed their god, so
Yeah you don't actually spend that much time there could be worth going back. you're right about the world tour too so maybe there's room for more different multiverse stuff
Who cares.
More Cereza games.
I keep meaning to go back and finish origins, I never actually got that far. but that ain't happening any time soon now that I have rogue trader to distract me.
but man she's hot in that form I'm shocked they got away with it
4: Bankruptcy
FUHGEDABOUDIT
>Enzo's family is dead and nobody cares
There are no stakes in multiverses.
Just undo it in a different timeline, it's fine.
There are, actually, too many, you simply judged from your story line consumer perspective and missed that when situation is at that level the stakes have been lost and can only be repaired by either abysmal work, or true divine providence.
It had no impact because we've never even seen any of them.
There's this photo of his family in 3
He's crying while looking at it in the prologue, because his family just fricking died
How did this fat wop bag that?
He has rizz (and money)
He's a man.
If I was a woman I'd fold fast ngl
>His priority is always his wife, even when life threatening shit is happening
>Has a funny accent
He's way out of her league, buddy.
I choose to believe that all the frickery in the ending revived them
>Wooping three levels
Do hell again and do it well. Bayo and Luka are there on their honeymoon anyway
But hell was scary and had really hard enemies. Like that fricker that turns you into a little girl and eats you.
Mythology, probably. Either greek or norse.
The first two games were already based on Norse mythology.
all of them but this time jumping between past present and future, creating even more time paradoxes to rescue bayo from hell
ends with young cereza getting stuck in the present
There won't be anymore Bayo games because Kamiya left, it's over.
that didn't stop dmc
>inb4 the bald frick creates a new notbayo¬dmc
Bit too much work, eh?
>not!Bayo and not!Dante in the same game
Conceptually that sounds great but Kamiya would bog down the game with something stupid
Bayonetta will be better than ever now that he's gone
No more nonsensical stories, no more mini-games, no more DMC1 references everywhere
Bayonetta has a story about as complex as an action movie, what are you on? How?
Kamiya is responsible for 95% of the stupid shit in 3
but he wrote the plot of the other two games
With the help of Hashimoto in 1 and Morihashi in 2
3 is the first game he wrote by himself
>With the help of Hashimoto in 1 and Morihashi in 2
but that didn't stop him from filling it with dmc and other capcom games references, or putting w101 stuff in 2. in fact the third one only had phantom as a reference for dmc as far as i remember, but it was filled with more pop culture stuff
forget the plot, the visuals and spectacle in 3 were so much weaker than 2 which was mindblowing on your first run.
3 had some standout scenes but was much less impressive and bombastic on your first run
And the ones in 2 were already weaker than in 1
Just compare kicking Loptr into Gomorrah vs Jubileus into the fricking soul after crashing through the whole Milky Way
bayo 1 definitely had the best ending sequence of all of them, 2 was equal/better for the most part though imo, balder fights were beautiful and so were the "arcade" stages
Not quite.
>1: Chaos, time-loop
>2: Chaos, time-loop completion
>3: Chaos escalates, critical damage
>IRL: Issues with Chaos.
You're missing Bayonetta 0's Faes. That said, it's all about the enemy aesthetics/variety. I'd like to see Bayo go against a new pantheon of holy beings, like they did with the Faes. It could be Egyptian gods, it could be Yokai, it could even be Mayan/Aztec/Inca stuff for all I care as long as the aesthetic is cool and the variety is there.
There aren't necessarily any new pantheons at all, fairies fit in the setting rather well, because nature spirits are already a part of their reality by, haha, nature. Plus witchery connections.
That's the damn thing about multiverse homosexualtry. Everything after that will feel like a step down thematically.
Not really if you go with Viola as the new protagonist. I know some people would hate that but I'm not really against using her if her attitude reflects more maturity in the future. Also, by your logic 2 is less impactful than 1, since in 1 you actually kill "God". However 2 works because it leans into Bayo's past, her own personal stakes in the whole thing via Jeanne, and her dad. Lean on character stuff rather than the actual impact of the threat and you're ok, I believe.
That's what you call "write things in other ways than escalation for its sake".
And it's quite possible that Jubileus will just reincarnate like Loptr or what's the kids name.
>Viola as the new protagonist
>I still listen to her battle theme while going jogging
Best not-Paramore Paramore song in the last 15 years.
Glad to know that I'm not the only person who throws on Bayonetta music while jogging.
>her theme song is good though!!
That's the only thing I've heard people say about her, Viola is such a terrible character
nah she's great.
Speak for yourself. I love her spunkiness and adore that we got slapstick humor on a woman in [current year]. Also, game got patched and made her parry less tedious so that's something gameplay-wise.
I play red and black while jerking off. It makes it like a quicktime.
I thought Viola as a character was fine, but I didn't really like playing as her. Going from dodging to parrying just didn't feel right.
the multiverse was just threatened by man made bullshit, they could simply pull that the other mythical beings gave less of a frick that the tryinity of realities was getting assimilated because deep down they knew that they will be stopped
These games are a little too fast for me. I've been practicing Bayo 1 a lot and can occasionally get to verse 4 of angel slayer if I abuse taunt healing and rodin.
the game can glitch out during witch time and permanently speed up everything till you turn it off, especially bayo herself who can get even more faster if you keep activating witch time while the bug is in effect
Got a clip of that? I've never encountered it that I'm aware of.
It's just a turbo mode glitch, I'm pretty sure it happened mostly on the 360 because of some memory issues, which made the game run faster and removed most slowdowns like the one in Witch Twist
Probably never happens on the Switch version anyway since it rarely runs at full speed.
i think this video shows it a little
when it happened to me i tried searching more info and in ended finding a little comment in reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bayonetta/comments/161ryv3/is_the_bayonetta_1_turbo_mode_glitch_only_on_xbox/
as
said it can happen more often in the original 360 version, but it can still happen in the other versions, especially during angel slayer
14 years and 1 is still the best one, impressive
Need origins 2
Need ______'_ _____
You want to touch me~
Yes please.
Space
You know it's coming
A thread died for this?
yeah that happens all the time
your fault for not bumping it
Good morning Bayo.
Everybody in BG3 is playersexual so you still don't get your precious dykes, if they would frick femPC they will frick mPC
Rent-free
Why the frick does every game have to do Multiverse shit? It's not special if everyone does it, it's not special if you don't even have stupid spinoffs and side media to work into the actual Multiverse. That's why ti works with shit like Spider-Man, there's just a lot of the c**t to work from.
Why are they making multiverses of games with two damn entries?
Because it's not about stories anymore.
Kamiya was just following trends
Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to write, so 3 was shit
Yeah it was bad
Good thing I don't play bayo games for the story
That crap is on it's way out. Capeshit is dying. Now prepare for anime and video game based movies.
Idk, the miles morales movies are still doing well
Nothing
>It's another /misc/-infested Bayonetta thread
You Cucknettagays still b***h about yurigays even though your cuck "won"
What are you talking about, it's always just made dykes and troons like you
Nice gameplay discussion, morons
Literally 3 posts about Jeanne. Stay mad.
Didn't they change up her playstyle post-release?
I just got into Bayonetta Origins and it's pretty good. It was a bit slow to start but there's not as much bs as other Platinum games I've played. No QTEs or minigames. Controlling two characters works surprisingly well.
I know Bayonetta is hundreds of years old but when did her body stop aging? 25-30?
30 I believe
How did Bayonetta 1 get away with so much nudity?
It didn't back in the day
because no one cared and they still don't. the punishment for nudity right now is nothing but some angry articles written about the game.
I just mean the extent of it, not sjw backlash. I've never seen another game with partially visible vajeen and nipples.
There's never going to be a 4th Bayo. It's pretty obvious with 3 they didn't want to make it. They just shit it out because they announced it and fans were grilling them for it. I don't even think Platinum games is going to be around in another 5 years.
Isn't 3 the best selling game in the series?
Didn't the original creator Bayonetta say he had plans for like a TEN game series? I mean, he isn't with Platinum anymore, so I don't know what Platinum will do with the IP now aside from run it into the ground. It won't be the original creator's vision for the series.