>1st game makes surprisingly liked female character as love interest despite Disney slop.
>Tie in book by obnoxious lady who gets fired a lot declares her a bisexual because of course.
>Next game acts as if she's straight and only into the male lead anyway because Disney knows they can't make LGBT shit part of the main stuff without pissing off parents.
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>because Disney knows they can't make LGBT shit part of the main stuff without pissing off parents.
Or they just don't want to isolate fans of the game that aren't going to read a shitty book.
Any attractive woman calling herself a lesbian is just a narcissist waiting for the right man
>Any attractive woman calling herself a lesbian is just a narcissist waiting for the right man
Based and redpilled
all women are bisexuality
the only variable from woman to woman just depends on how much alcohol they get fed before they realize this
>all women are bisexuality
>the only variable from woman to woman just depends on how much alcohol they get fed before they realize this
Where does this meme come from?
anon's ass
>Any attractive woman calling herself a lesbian is just a narcissist waiting for the right man
True
Even if she was a carpet muncher, no one wants to read obvious self insert dyke fan fiction
That stupid b***h writer needs to be seriously black listed along with the dumb c**t from Insomniac who wouldn't shut her yap about "LOMBAX breasts!!!!"
>That stupid b***h writer needs to be seriously black listed along with the dumb c**t from Insomniac who wouldn't shut her yap about "LOMBAX breasts!!!!"
Anon... they're the same person.
>it's the same person ruining everything
Well, that simplifies things a bit.
More like no one gives a shit about "tie in books"
nah, some tie in books are good. Halo's prequels were fire. I'm on "Fall of Reach" now and absolutely recommend "Cole Protocol".
Plus it's cheaper than paying for "Halo Reach" which game, I hear, was bad anyhow.
she's mega cute, surprised she's a western design
The grey hair and skin makes her hag-coded so they let her slip
You're an idiot
You can't just make a cute girl. If you make a cute girl you have to do something to get it past the DEI consultants. For her, it was making her have grey hair and skin, this was enough to make her look "old" when glanced at by someone who doesn't really care on a design document and thus slipped past without some she-beast from hr complaining she was setting unrealistic body standards or something.
No, she has that skin color because she's a Nightsister and they all have that skin color.
You guys are morons. Imagine for a second you are a depressed hambeast hired to ensure a high ESG score for EA. Every day designs come across your desk, you look at them and then stamp them for approval or send them back for changes. Xhe doesn't care about the product being sold. Xhe doesn't care about the character. Xhe just stamps one after the next except when something catches xer eye. Her design comes by, the hambeast looks at the paper. Xhe sees grey drab color. Xhe doesn't even bother to look closer. It's been stamped for approval and away it goes and western gamers get a once in a decade cutie. The original comment I had replied to expressed incredulity at a western video game girl being cute. Was attempting to explain how it happens. And it for sure happened this way.
Once again, she has that skin color because she's a Nightsister from Dathomir, and they all have white skin like that. In fact she's much hotter than the ones seen in The Clone Wars who were much heavier on the witchy designs.
You are a moron. I know the reason her skin is that way. It doesnt change the fact that her skin being that way is what saved her from a second and third pass to muttify her face.
you are severely mentally ill
she doesn't look old though. in fact the grey skin and hair are really hot on her.
Shes middle eastern with the skin tone changed so you dont notice she is middle eastern.
I refuse to believe you're actually this stupid.
She's played by a white actress putting on a vaguely Russian accent. What the absolute frick are you talking about?
take your meds, moron
what?
i hate it here
He's right yah know.
No, that's because people would shit on them and they still know how to make good games
>hag-coded
Once again I ask for a zoomer genocide
Is this "coded" thing just making up whatever shit you want to trying to pretend it's legit instead of made up?
It's like a recurring joke in Star Wars because George Lucas would casually use racist caricatures of real life races/ethnicities as the basis for aliens all the time and vehemently deny it afterwards.
ok but nothing of the Nightsisters is Muslim, they're a mishmash of Russian, Eastern European and a touch of Romani (in that old witchy style, not the caravan criminal way).
The whole outer rim may as well be the middle east, with how often we go back to Tatooine. They're all fricking sand planets as far as I can tell, and that means muslim/arabic influences are abundant.
Oh good, we both took ass shots in the same location. Yours is better though.
wtf you guys did this too?!
>Cal, are you looking at my butt again?
>Yes.
>Alright.
I'm surprised Disney let a white main character have hetero relationship in a 2020 AAA game
Maybe the usual Exec's were busy so the decision got passed to their competent underling.
Only allowed because hes a ginger and the girl is muslim coded so its miscegenation still. It checks the liberal pandering checkboxes while being hetero.
>Russian accent
>white skin
yeah very "Muslim"
Look at her face lad. She has standard muslim facial construction. The nise is a dead give away.
Ah yes that famous Muslim hooked nose, clearly visible
her nose is cute. stop being weird and gay.
Does she though?
I see it. The sequel added actual muslims so it tracks.
I'm not entirely sure what it is you think Muslims look like.
>standard muslim facial construction
>the nose is a dead giveaway
Arabic nose is curved, hers is upturned, the exact opposite.
post canthal tilt
Muslim isn't a race anon
>he doesn't know
you didn't seriously slurp up all the propaganda about Russians being white did you
>yeah very "Muslim"
Russia has a long border with Kazakhstan which is like 70% muslim, and in proximity with all the other -stan countries. There are tons of muslim slavs in Russia, and you see it reflected in their architecture.
Yeah bro, that guy definitely meant "Muslim slavs".
She has no headscarf
There are no earth religions or races in Star Wars, only proxies that are inspired by the real thing, and inspirations are not 1:1 carbon copies.
Slav yes, Muslim no.
She's not literally a muslim or slav, but she is analogous to them because she's muslim slav coded.
I think you're moron-coded.
A moron is as a moron does. Throwing insults because you're incapable of accepting that you're wrong is very moron-like behaviour.
Russia is like 40% muslim
If by 40% you mean 6.5% (in 2012) which has now decreased to probably 4% after some ~3,000,000 refugees from Ukraine entered the country. Even France has more than Russia now.
Is it though?
Muslim and east asians, both make up around over 20%
Everyone who has ever used the word "coded" when not speaking specifically about programming has been a moron. Coincidence?
jesus christ
actual brainrot in action
>Good morning, Cal
sauce
search drinkerofskies
Thanks
v/ros how do I get a grey skin GF, alive, not related, human, of age and consenting?
>no pubes
its treason then
shaved with a lightsaber, like Kyle Katarn
there looks to be stubble, which is perfect for sliding your tongue across
Stubble is annoying. It's coarse and scratches you like sandpaper. Full length is fluffy and soft.
embeded file
I don't like her voice. It makes her come across as slow.
Normal parents don't give a shit about LGBT characters. Not everyone is terminally obsessed with gays and trannies like you.
>Normal parents don't give a shit about LGBT characters.
Then why did yours disown you for being a troony?
NTA, but they absolutely do. People forget that the silent majority is just that, silent. But nothing has changed about mainstream culture in 2,000 years. Anything not hetero is still considered weird at best, creepy or revolting at worst.
They absolutely do, otherwise shit like The Daily Wire wouldn't get millions of views shitting on troons. They just keep quiet publicly.
Imagine thinking the Daily Wire is for "normies"
Ben hired a Zoomer clone of his sister and she got 4 million subs in two years.
?si=UfxD2lizjOdRg1sR
Shit's more popular then you think.
do you know how many people are on youtube?
She's such a babe.
>10 INCHES
AHUMINA HUMINA HUMINA... AWOOOOOOOGA *eyes turn into hearts and pop 15 inches out of my head* woah MAMA *leg thumping rapidly on the ground like a rabbit*
>AHUMINA HUMINA HUMINA... AWOOOOOOOGA *eyes turn into hearts and pop 15 inches out of my head* woah MAMA *leg thumping rapidly on the ground like a rabbit*
Cal Kestis 0.5 seconds after meeting Merrin again in Jedi: Survivor
yes but also same for me
>AHUMINA HUMINA HUMINA... AWOOOOOOOGA *eyes turn into hearts and pop 15 inches out of my head* woah MAMA *leg thumping rapidly on the ground like a rabbit*
>Cal Kestis 0.4 seconds after Trilla takes off her helmet in Jedi: Fallen Order
Falling to the dark side has never been easier
I never thought she could be redeemed and turned into a love interest. She was too comically evil. I was so glad when Merrin finally showed up.
Her evil is badly written, but she does talk about carrying hate for her master in the past tense in the end. Unfortunately she is killed by Vader before anything could be done.
I thought she was fine. Her dying felt like it was very appropriate, but she dies clearly wishing things hadn't went down the way they did. She got just enough "redemption" for you to feel sorry for her. She was clearly terrified upon her death, but she was never going to live. I liked that Cere said her name in her death throes.
Agreed. She's a tragic character.
Yeah I liked the big ogre one too, it was fitting she went out the way she did as well. Her showing up again did a good job of demonstrating just how much stronger Cal is now since he completely bodies her like it's nothing after struggling against her in the first one.
Merrin is a qtp2t
This is a fine looking female specimen
Her embarassment after the hug is adorable
>Huh... she is really pretty I wonder how her modeler looks lik-
>See this
Jesus christ she is so cute bros...
>Jesus christ she is so cute bros...
Built to have ginger Jedi babies.
>Will never get a cute gf like her
I'm going to kill myself lol
So this is the power of Slavic women...
sexo
Cute as hell
Disney Star Wars is obnoxious and rumor is they are about to scrap all the stuff made after Return of the Jedi and reboot the franchise.
Rumors you just made up aren't rumors, they're just made up.
>cope
That legitimately wouldn't surprise me. They completely fricked up the sequel era, to the point no one wants to make any content set in it. It's all stuff set between 3-4 or 6-7.
I'm in love
did he coom in his pants? lol
No, he has a boner.
why did he run away then? she obviously expected him to get a boner.
it's embarrassing
Because he's gay. There's a webm from the show where some metrosexual looking guy buys him a water or something and he goes up to him and asks if he wants to frick but the guy says he isn't gay and just wanted to buy him a drink and it gets awkward. Tina is so seductive she makes homos question their sexuality.
>Tina is so seductive she makes homos question their sexuality.
very based
how do you get such high quality webms in such a small file
It's not too high quality, it's got some artifacts in there sadly. It's been a while since I made that webm. and I could probably do better now.
What show is this? I don't really care about the porn, I just care if the show is in Russian.
It's Shameless
>Shameless is an american comedy
Aww. Back to rewatching The Method then.
Why would anything good take place in that shithole
Dva Holma is pretty good.
Too bad her personality in Survivor was "Snarky, whedonism quipping c**t girlboss."
>"I wonder what they eat. You beast, what do you eat?"
>tidus_laughing.jpg
You don't don't know what any of those words mean.
how is that line "snarky", "whedonism", "quipping", "c**t" or "girlboss"?
That was one example. I'm not going to quote the entire fricking game. But, yes, that little joke line is endemic of the Whedonspeak MCU quippy bullshit where the writer thinks they are being clever and relatable.
>That was one example. I'm not going to quote the entire fricking game
But it wasn't an example.
How does her having a goofy line make her a "c**t girlboss"?
reminds me of borderlands/gearbox trash
I recently played through it and didn't notice that over all the "hey cal i want your dick" dialogue and scenes.
I don't know where you're getting any of this. Most of the humor from Merrin comes from her being awkward and socially stunted.
Take one second to imagine, just IMAGINE, your thoughts ten years ago if someone had said the words
>EA is more protective of their story than the owners of the IP
and had demonstrable proof to show of it.
Blame Kathleen Kennedy with her "force is female" bullshit. EA knows full well that males are the primary demographic for videogames because they have the stats to prove it from all the sports shit sell, so they catered these star wars games to a male audience, just like the original and prequel trilogy.
EA has been consistently awful for the past 20 or so years, it's just that everything else has gotten worse at an exponential rate while they've maintained their previous levels of awfulness, they're a comically shitty company by 2005 standards.
How do you like these distopian times so far?
>EA gives us Merrin, customizable male protagonist, fun supporting characters, a decent sekiro knockoff
>soon an xcom star wars game
They're better than Ubisoft at least
They gave her the bisexual haircut in the second game for a reason
To show her cutting off the strict Nightsister haircuts as she's no longer sequestered on Dathomir as the last of her race and has been out exploring the galaxy?
Shes been exploring for some strange alright
I'm fairly sure from the excerpts I've seen that Sam Maggs never played Jedi Fallen Order. The book she wrote is basically unrelated characters with the same names.
What did he mean by this?
>What did he mean by this?
>Merrin, I'm the last of the Jedi, you need to have sex with me so we can make more, or else my people will go extinct.
I want to believe there is still hope for the west.
The West... has not fallen
Cal is our messiah
>Disney knows they can't make LGBT shit part of the main stuff without pissing off parents.
Disney doesn't give a shit it's solely because Respawn didn't want to let Sam Maggs ruin their character.
I mean I'd they weren't paying a little attention then why do full scans of TV actors. That's something you'd only bother with if you want the option to insert them into the shows.
Can Disney use EAs characters like Cal without their permission?
yes, but they won't.
Disney's deal with SE is that Disney owns all OC so they're gonna fricking do that with Star Wars.
Square Enix always make stupid decisions though. EA is more ruthless and whatnot.
I have absolutely no idea about any specifics of their contract, but I will say that if disney had the ability to piss one of their only popular characters up a wall, they wouldn't be resorting to making shows about the high republic.
They were kind of forced into making The Acolyte. They assumed Ahsoka would be a hit, but the numbers weren't there ultimately, but by the time they saw the fallout from that show it was too late to stop production on HR.
High republic's been a dumpster fire from day 1.
Their spearhead book of the series sold 40k and sales never got better from there, and that was years ago.
Now sure, anyone who isn't named Luceno or Zahn can expect similar numbers from a NuEU book starting a new series, but that's just the problem; they weren't having any impact on anyone who wasn't already going to buyt it.
>but she's....le lesbian!
There's no way you could play the first game and not notice they're being set up as a future couple so she definitely did not play the game. Or she did and she was trying to ruin it.
Maggs got buckbroke so hard by the second game she had to start LARPing as Cal so she could still self insert.
Hahahahaha, stupid b***h. Who in their right mind hires this worthless c**t?
For your exact reaction
Good question. Has she ever positively contributed to something? I don't mean that in a "ha ha SJW!" way, I mean that she's actively disruptive and intolerable on projects and has been booted off at least two.
There has been no backlash so far from her work on WoV and she has done Star Wars comics before this that had little reaction. She just does minor side shit and tries to antagonise.
*WotC
She's a blogger who claim she got "raped" in GTA online. I legitimately can't fathom her even possessing the ability to make positive contributions to games.
Try rereading that again, champ.
No, that's what the want. They want reactions like that so they can "oppose" it as part of counter culture.
She was a nepotism hire initially.
Oh and credit stealing, she loves to do that.
>Who in their right mind hires this worthless c**t?
She sucks like a vacuum
typical spiteful narcissist
>got booted off Ratchet & Clank Rift Apart AND KOTOR remake
How does she keep getting work? She's purest toxin.
people like her grift from one position to another because they know morons in HR.
I swear I had to stop 27 times for a wank while playing this game
That's a good view
Really hope she and Cal both survive the next game.
Ugly dyke haircut. They ruined her
the haircut is cute though?
RUDE!
The face looks terribly disproportional than the rl model.
Terribly cute.
Is that Hillary Clinton?
>Is that Hillary Clinton?
Humina humina humina.
I could fix her political viewpoints
Is that Lean Beefy Patty before the roids?
Imagine fricking her while staring into her empty eyes, riding dangerously close to the abyss.
I don't like the nose nor eyebrows on this chick. If they changed them then she wouldn't look that bad.
generic uncanny post-gamergate western face
if you think she's anywhere attractive i think you have to go back
seriously how western character design went from liara or elizabeth to this shit and yet some """people""" unironically praising these shitty designs lol
>western face
Nippon lost
Both look like garbage. Until Dawn and RE8 had better models.
until dawn girls are so fricking hot
>generic uncanny post-gamergate western face
Just spamming random words
I actually find Maggs and her crew so fascinating. It's this small portion of twitter that exists to try and create outrage but is wholly focused on such a tiny actual engaged audience where everyone who makes the same content knows each other and they all try their hardest to cause upset in existing fanbases.
Just spend half an hour on her twitter and explore that shit
Interesting woman you've posted there, anon. Heh, if I might say so, I wouldn't mind putting my tongue against her butthole while eating her out from behind, if you know what I mean hehe.
what would grey alien ass taste like?
>Straight white male protagonist gets a cute caucasian looking gf
Rare star wars W
ZAYUM!
I commissioned a 5 part weight gain sequence of her using the actual ingame model, she got pretty fat in it
I could post a part from it if anyone is interested
Sure.
alright, here ya go
artist said that if I was gonna share it I should credit him so the guy is persondudemanguy
Neat
Why?
Youre ok, fren.
Disney has final say of the story beats because they intend to use the characters in their expanded universe of shows/movies when the trilogy is done, but for the most part they give EA free reign as long as they give Cal and Merrin plot armor. IF EA writes Merin to be straight, then she's straight in the self contained canon of the games, and you needn't concern yourself with other shit.
<-- Start doing this!!
Literally what the FRICK were they thinking with this c**t
I was mildly annoyed the entire game because, just like everyone else, I knew he was gonna be a bad guy the moment he showed up and it was just a matter of waiting for his heel turn. He even looks a bit like Temuera Morrison (in the prequels, where has hair).
>He even looks a bit like Temuera Morrison (in the prequels, where has hair).
thats intentional, see
>VA said that he showed the devs a pic of captain howzer for the hairstyle he wanted bode to have
Reminder that he did absolutely nothing wrong. None of the crew being able to pick up on him being a spy was proof that they shouldn't be trusted with deciding who goes to the macguffin planet.
True. We'll see next game. If the Empire or some other enemies manage to find the deus ex machine secret planet somehow, then Bode will be vindicated.
The thing they're not accounting for is that if Sheev ever found out about that planet's existence, he would drill a hole to it through sheer force of butthurt because of how strong he is in the Dark Side, there's no escaping Sheev.
Game looks pretty great
Did they fix the crashing/performance issues?
Barely, Series X in performance mode is best version.
I recently played through it on PC and had no major issues. Some stutter.
Isn't the performance mode on both consoles a bad idea due to the disastrous framepacing?
I thought that was a universal animation frick up?
I recall DF showing in their gameplay that it was completely awful. I typically don't use performance modes because something is always broken or it can never keep the 60 FPS at all with constant drops that are so noticeable. Happened just recently in Hogwarts Legacy with the game regularly dropping to 30ish FPS so I just used the Quality + Raytracing mode since it caps it to 30 and never drops.
Nope, this game just turns any PC into a griller, it's fricking insane. At least the bacon gets ready pretty fast.
anon?
Survivor is pretty great, big improvement over Fallen Order which was good but flawed
Isn't the one on the left a literal troony?
No, just a muscular hillbilly lady. There is a completely feminine slightly tomboy-esque music producer who travels with an audio droid DJ, who goes by neutral pronouns. i.e. very tumblr. A woman who puts absolutely no effort in not being blatantly a woman, but insists on being referred to with non-female pronouns.
Nah she's just swole
Cool Cal.
I HATED all these new characters excepts for the two grumpy old men standing outside making fun of everyone. I hope nobody comes back for the third game. I was complaining about how small the cast was in Fallen Order but goddamn if I had known I would've been more thankful.
Like a fricking DJ and an archeologist and a fisherman pirate shrimp and just some random black lady in blue overalls? And they all TALK FOREVER about random bullshit life stories. Thank god it's optional and I could just ignore it.
>And they all TALK FOREVER about random bullshit life stories
That's literally the joke regarding the shrimp guy btw. If you sit and listen to his stories you'll find that it's all complete nonsense. They expect you to walk away while he keeps yammering.
>They expect you to walk away while he keeps yammering.
Who does this? The shrimp sailor's stories are unironically some of the best writing in the game.
On a scale from 1 to Guts, how hard has Cal Kestis' life been at this point?
About an 8.5, it sucks balls but he at least has had good friends and mentors
I don't like EA, but they're by far "most good" bad vidya company in the west and it's sad that they're one of the few, maybe the only, pushing for a normal straight romance in their games.
I hope Rockstar doesn't frick up GTA 6. I want a nice Bonnie and Clyde story even if it ends in tragedy or you can choose to do optional bawd things with both Jason or Lucia.
NEEDS breeding
I want to see her with a big pregnant belly in the next game
I also want to see images of her pregnant, can anyone provide any?
I've no idea who that is, but I'm glad disney is keeping it real.
Goth witch girl from Jedi: Fallen Order.
Nightsister Merrin from Jedi: Fallen Order and Jedi: Survivor, Cal's love interest
Giga autist gf from Jedi Souls
>Jedi constantly spout that romance will lead to the dark side
>in Jedi Survivor Cal gets dangerously close to falling permanently and it's Merrin's love and care for him that brings him back
The love of a good woman is a good thing indeed.
>Anakin falls to the dark side because of his wife and kids
>Bode falls to the dark side because of his wife and kids
Don't have sex, NOW -- Yoda
Abe vs. Yoda, who would win? Keep in mind Abe has the power of sex and Yoda has the power of being a ghost.
spoken as true jedi aka virgins lmao
go read some scriptures and meditate while i frick my beautiful wife and my droid friend records it lol
Don'e believe their lies.
Luke, not Jake, was nailing a hot redhead who helped keep his ego in check
Of course. I know Mara Jade.
Anakin fell because he's a psychopath and was always nasty.
Bode would've stopped chasing the dark side if he'd been able to make a clean getaway. Bode isn't even remotely comparable to Anakin.
what a cuck. Luke is and always will be cooler.
The whole theme of Jedi Survivor is finding your own way that works for you. Late republic Jedi order fell because it had become too rigid and big, and the Sith is hobbled too much by promoting self-interest to ever truly flourish. Cal chooses the middle more practical path. I think it's neat and fitting that his master was a form VI practitioner and that it's reflected in Cal's rudimentary understanding of other lightsaber styles and his practical nature, because that lightsaber style is like MMA in the sense that it's a new combat form that takes what works from the other styles and fills the gaps with the force. Much like Form VI, Cal takes the teachings from the Jedi Order he likes, discards those that don't work, and turns to the force for guidance only when he's in dire need.
I don't understand some of the criticism for Survivor's story. Dagan isn't that great of a villain but he isn't the true antagonist. What it does IMO it does very well. You see a different kind of downfall for a Jedi. Bode doesn't just snap like a latent psychopath, hes trapped in a downward spiral and he cannot escape it. So he's got this constant pressure and agonizing fear that is twisting him. I actually liked that he never even had his own saber. He himself doesn't even realize how much he's lost the plot when he starts using Dagan's which was already red. He didn't have some singular moment of rage that broke him, he languished for years. He doesn't even want to be the way that he is, his facade with Cal prior to the reveal was his real personality when he's not desperately trying to survive.
It's because sephiroth and thanos do ultimately consume half the story even though they're not very interesting and bode is done way better. Also, total turgle extermination immediately.
IIRC in the old canon, Jacen Solo and Tenel Ka (half-Nightsister) have a kid and Jacen has a vision of the future where she's basically a force god who conquers the galaxy.
That's sick as frick
Every time I see Darth Talon I am reminded of what could have been...
She would get ruined. It's good they're not touching her.
Her comics were good.
>tie-in book
How many read that? I didn't even know it existed.
No one. Including anyone at Respawn. Those tie-in books exist solely to fill out release calenders for business reasons, no one reads them and no one in charge of the franchise media that matters (films, TV shows and major video games) pays them any mind and will trample over them as they please. Official company policy is they're all "canon" but that's just marketing talk.
Assassin's Creed is the only series that ever made that shit relevant by ending a saga in a fricking comic.
Aren't the Halo books canon?
They can be called canon easily, whether they matter when the "main" media is being made is what actually counts.
Bungie's policy was they're canon until we retcon it like with Fall of Reach.
The ones I like are
I haven't, nor will I, but from excerpts I've seen posted it seems to have nothing to do with Fallen Order besides using the same character names, and appears to be packed with smut which has never been a part of Star Wars.
How is Cal going to die by the end of the next game? Remember that he can't be alive by the time of ROTJ because Luke needs to be the last jedi.
Killed by Vadar or renouncing his faith to stuff Merrin with babies.
Eh they all find a way to close the door to the secret planet for good and live happily ever after doing "grey jedi" stuff.
>Luke needs to be the last jedi
Except for Ahsoka, and Sabine, and Ezra, and Reva, and... and... and...
>Luke needs to be the last jed
Even in the pre-Disney lore, there were like a hundred Order 66 survivors.
It'd be pure kino if he really did just fall as a Jedi and then fricked off to the Outer Rim or completely from the Galaxy and founded some weird Nightsister/Fallen Jedi Temple of his own.
How powerful would a Jedi/Nightsister combo child be?
If Disney didn't have their head up their dumb moronic ass they'd see Cal's trilogy as a sort of Paradise Lost situation and they'd set up the eventual big bad against a New Jedi Order in the distant future as Cal in the distant future who was started his own Temple.
If I remember right Cal is only like a decade older than Luke, so If he appears again he'd about as old as Dooku was, which wouldn't work unless they recast the actor because he's barely in his late 20's, I think. Maybe night-sister magic could keep him youthful, I dunno. Seeing Cal of all people starting his own necromonger Jedi empire to reclaim the galaxy would be pretty out of character unless whatever he goes through in the third game absolutely warps him.
If they inherited both sets of Force powers they'd be near physical god levels
>Luke needs to be the last jedi
You can be a force user without being a homosexual, I mean, jedi.
Every gamer that played Survivor paused for screenshots with Merrin's butt during that part of the story.
>Jedi Souls 2 starts you off with your endgame kit from Jedi Souls 1, and then just adds a whole bunch of new shit on top of that
Why the frick don't more games do this? Everyone usually just Samsuses you at the start and you have to get the exact same set of gear each time.
cos devs think "uhhhhh what if....new players? must start low and build up...again". Even good devs fall for it sometimes.
I mean you just keep the core abilities to be fair. Most of your upgrades do get reset, they just don't explain it so it plays exactly the same even on NG+.
Cal keeps
>double jump
>accelerated climbing speed
>pull/push
>dual saber
Then unlocks more. His move set was also shuffled around, some things were removed like his double split finisher or reworked as slightly different moves in the skill tree.
Because a lot of games make you so powerful by the end that there's really no room to make the character stronger. In Fallen Order, Cal is actually pretty weak even by the end of the game with everything maxed out (which is why you run from Vader instead of steamrollering him Force Unleashed style), so there's room to build on top of that.
Aside from it's technical issues Survivor is legitimately an amazing game. It's a very fun game.
I had a number of issues with Fallen Order even though I enjoyed the overall story and cast, and Survivor addressed or at least improved on every one of them. My mulleted mustachioed Cal and his saber/blaster combo is much more agreeable for me.
Many series seem to falter at the third entry for some reason, in video games and other media, but I hope they nail the conclusion for once.
why can't I have a girlfriend that looks like merrin?
/ourguy/ was done dirty
>only main cast that never got a figure
>even the Nightbrothers have two
He was too good for this world.
merrin doesnt have a figure
How come every female character has to be an ugly mean lesbian now
Larry Fink and Twitter pandering.
Most of this thread is about the white male hero having sexual intercourse with the cute space witch lady.
Play better games maybe?
>Merrin is not mean, not a lesbian, and not ugly
What relevance did this have?
She absolutely is mean until you defeat her with the power of dick
She's "mean" in the first game when she's playing an antagonistic role, but that's before she joins you and when she's being manipulated by the fallen Jedi on Dathomir.
So you agree she's mean, good.
When is the third one coming?
Cal's and Merrin's actors said "soon" at a panel last year.
I'm scared bros. I don't want either of them to die.
A few years from now.
They posted job listings for a new star wars game a few weeks ago and the VAs have already confirmed there's another one coming. The layoffs for the canceled Mandalorian project came with confirmation the core Respawn team for the Jedi game and the Xcom star wars game are still going.
But the same director for the first 2 games isn't attached to the 3rd game, I heard. It's Joever.
He did, but it was to start his own studio, and I can't hate him for that. Hopefully someone competent uses the base of what he did to cap it off well.
>He did, but it was to start his own studio
Isn't that what Respawn was in the first place?
Who is cuter? Merrin or Anya Miller?
Don't make me choose you evil frick
Sorry.
Be ye gone Golem,
Anya is the patrician choice
Smoochable.
I wish I was gay
gib
built for rubbing noses after intense breeding sex
Bald was actually a decent look.
I know I'm not the only one who thought she was a fricking alien when you first meet her.
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What color are her nipples do you reckon?
dark-grey for sure, with a slight tinge of blue-purple
good god
Going by her lips, a light to dark grey
Whens crack?
Played the first one on homiestation 4 and I quite enjoyed it, frame rate was a fricking pile of dog shit but still, I was engaged enough to finish it.
Now, with a israelitebox X and Got pass I get to try the second one... I've liked it so far, the main planet whatever the fricking name is, is quite diverse with slop that is not 1 single biome only. Combat is not that bad either, and you can get to create your own Jedi chuck Norris. Also, the tin cans were a quite pleasant surprise.
Ah yeah, I've just found the Merrin chick... why is she a b***h now? I hope she gets an attitude adjustment later on.
>inb4 There will NEVER be an Imperial comando game
>homiestation
>israelitebox
>frick frick frick
>slop
>chuck Norris
>bitch
>Imperial Commando
It's REPUBLIC COMMANDO
go leave pajeet
you're embarassing
shut the frick up seething Jorge, you don't know shit... and it shows.
How do you think the sequel was going to be called you dumb moron?
>Not knowing the sequel was going to be called Imperial Commando
You go back, newbie
Oh yeah? Where is that sequel? Did it come out yet? No, it didn't. But we have one (1) game called Republic Commando so frick off before I find you and turn you unfindable, dick cheese.
Genuinely one of the worst posts I've ever read on this site. have a nice day pajeet moron.
>ZOMG this is like the worst thing I've ever read in my life guys...
How many times will you lie about this garbage game marketing firm, no one's falling for it.
Does Jedi Survivor run smoothly yet?
No, but it ain't that bad either
It drops to 45fps on a 3000$ PC when in open areas, and every movement animation has weird frame issues baked in that makes the game feel like it's stuttering even when it isn't.
Werks on my machine and it's probably better than it was but my bet is it's still a gamble. At launch, if your computer was more than a few years old there was no guarantee it would even start. Completely untested on legacy hardware.
It ran smoothly on day 1 for me because I bought a 4070TI before the game released. Lmao
she cute
Do you think .50 Cal Kestis' little edgelord streak will continue? I enjoyed his tard-rage and how he didn't seem to be that regretful about it like you'd expect. Gave him some unique mystery instead of just remaining "sadboy Luke" forever.
His rage is one of the more believable in the entire Star Wars franchise. When Anakin goes tard mode and slaughters innocent children because he had bad dreams about his wife dying in childbirth, it was stupid and unbelievable. When Luke went moron monkey ape mode on Ben Solo also because he had bad dreams, it was giga moronic. At least with Cal he had some real reason to be pissed off at the people he was pissed off at, and he didn't succumb to total dark side edginess, just a little bit of anger and he was done with it. He smacked down the b***hes who pissed him off and then went on his way with his cute alien wife and muslim adopted child. Pretty based.
Also, when Sheev made Anakin turn to the dark side, he very easily convinced him that the jedi had betrayed the republic even though Anakin had no reason to believe so. Cal was actually lied to, by a jedi all this time
Anakin got gaslighted hard no cap fr fr on the force
Sheev spent literally like 15 years grooming Anakin from early childhood right after he escaped slavery, anon.
Anakin told the council that Sheev is a shitlord, and so they went to arrest him. He even gave Anakin his blessing to do as he sees right. When he resisted and the jedi persisted, that was enough to convince him that the jedi are attempting to take over the republic? I know he was a bit of a grunt but his gf was a senator, and he would have known about Sheev's unwarranted acquisition of permanent emergency powers.
When Merrin calmly asks "Who is this?!" she doesn't mean the Imperial guy. She means the person that Cal is now currently. It is not the man she loves.
I know this because I'm very smart.
Good observation, anon. You know it took me a while after watching Rise of Skywalker to realize that when Han tells Ben "I know" he was really saying "I love you" because he said "I know" to Leia a long time ago when she said she loved him. I felt stupid when I finally realized.
>Go as far as making her look like a lesbian in the sequel.
>Make sure everyone knows she craves the jedi Dick.
Rare win for star wars.
Best part is that it takes like 10 minutes after she shows up in Survivor before Cal and Merrin is cuddling in a cave to wait out a sandstorm (darude). They didn't wanna wait a minute longer to tell you she's 100% Calsexual.
I've got a feeling they always wanted to do Cal/Merrin but something scared them away from doing it in the first game. Maybe there were cuts, or maybe they weren't sure if it would be a success, but I feel like they should have established her as his girlfriend from the first one. Then we wouldn't have that gay Sam Maggs comic and it wouldn't feel so sudden in the second game.
Cuts or not, the first game still makes it very obvious. But if there was more, yeah, I would've liked that a lot.
It was just too early in the first game, they knew they intended to do several games, no need to rush a romance.
Maybe, but they managed to give Cere the whole master-apprentice relationship with him, and Greez the old weird-drunk-moronic-but-beloved-pilot-dad relationship. Merrin just got put into the game too late. The game itself could have done with another planet or two to explore with more plot sprinkled in, and where you could make more use of Merrin. She just kind of tags along at the end to make your ship go invisible then pulls you out of the water.
Book
So how is the second game? Is it fixed on the PC?
So, what would have happened if we got Ivanna Sakhno as Merrin and Tina Ivlev as Shin Hati. Would that have been successful too, or would it have fricked up both?
Is Ahsoka worth watching just for her and Ray Stevenson? (I assume no.)
They're fun and cute.
>Is Ahsoka worth watching just for her and Ray Stevenson?
Well, let me put it this way... YES!
They're by far the highlight that's for sure
>They're by far the highlight that's for sure
Need Respawn to hire a dozen more slavic girls to play Nightsisters on a remote planet where they fled for survival and Cal finds them and adds them to his harem of grey skinned exotic un-russian babes.
I can get behind this
You get behind, I'll get in front.
That shouldn't be difficult.
Are all Nightsisters this flexible
Part of their training
>0:33
This looks just like that one gal who fleeced a bunch of rich government guys over fake blood tests.
the first thing i did in the 2nd game was mod her hair to be the same as the original game
I would slaughter a million hohols just to take a sniff of her panties.
>hfw
>they still haven't fixed the sequel on PC
EA is truly fricking trash
A girl like this is just one Russian dating site away
what are you waiting for?
>Russian dating site
all those women are undercover feds, and they only go for Saudi or Chinese businessmen, sadly.
>Born in Moscow
>Her family immigrated to America when she was young
?
will Merrin meet Ventress in the 3rd game?
yes and they have sex
What hair/beard to give Cal in Survivor?
>Cal's weird facial structure is salvageable
Bros you told me that beards were just a cope and always looked ugly...
Big mustache
Big mullet
Merrin is so hot, bros. What fetish does she fall under? She's not quite a goth, gives off a different aesthetic and vibe.
>What fetish does she fall under?
It's the "autistic virgin exotic accent tattooed face loyal gf" kink
Merrill is a goober and I love her
There's also a certain naive and trusting quality that really makes me fall in love with Merrin.
A bit of goth, with some Eastern Euro slav type appeal
homie, are you that buck broken that as soon as you see a good looking western character, you think it falls into some weird fetish?
kek
I think he's probably just a chronically online coomer
Give him a break, it's not often we see good Western character design among women.
>Thread got me to bother with Survivor after putting it off for a while now.
>Split Saber style.
Haha yes. Shame you still need to play on JGM for any challenge at all. The parry times are just as absurd as on the original.
So you haven't died yet? Nice
No, I got gutted by a Purge Trooper and a Probe Droid. Forgot that Probe Droids explode when you LT + X them. It's just that JGM is how the game needs to be played otherwise you have parry times a mile long and take like six hits to down. From the looks of it Survivor is the same because the damage values and parry times seem identical in Survivor.
>controller
you didn't beat the game
>sister
that's a female? yikes
Blaster stance is where it's at, especially once you learn you can juggle shots between thrusts and it can even boost damage.
I like playing on GM instead of JGM because you get more Force use. A Jedi game should let you use the Force. Simple as.
Single saber, twin sabers, double saber, or saber and blaster?
Blaster.
indian chick was hot
The graphics of the first game were kind of limited. Survivor was a big improvement upon graphics for the characters and environment. Would have loved to have seen what she would have looked like if she survived to the second game. Too bad.
Does the second game focus on the romance between the MC and this chick? If so, I will buy your game.
>Does the second game focus on the romance between the MC and this chick? If so, I will buy your game.
Yes. And that means all the art of Merrin getting fricked by Cal is now canon.
>Battle Droids blow up their own boss.
This entire Battle Droid section is great.