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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they don't announce a pikmin 4 NS I WILL fly to japan and beat the shit out of Miyamoto

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yu u~ōnto dzu shitto bīchi

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they announce the same purse owner games as Microsoft but two weeks later than they lose automatically

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I have actually bought a current console, the switch, I'm kind of excited for these things.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Prime Fricking 4
    It's time for a Switch successor and we still dont have it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks there's a switch successor coming anytime soon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not, I just managed to save enough to buy a Switch

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's happier than you will ever be.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no hope for odyssey 2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because if nintendo is working on a 2d game and a 3d game it makes sense to put the 2d game on the current console and the 3d game on the next console

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because 3d mario games are just tech demos for the latest console

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's been long enough that I'd rather see something new.

      Because 3d mario games are just tech demos for the latest console

      you're a gay little homosexual Black person and need to rope the frick up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not fricking wrong you idiot,just because they're tech demos doesn't mean they're bad games you idiot,nobody is insulting your preciosu Mario.3D mario has always been a once in a generation game, with rare expections

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because 3d mario games are just tech demos for the latest console

          >Mario are games are le tech demo
          what the frick does that even mean? lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          explain in what way mario odyssey was a tech demo? what did it specifically demonstrate with the switch's hardware? it used motion controls like Galaxy which was not exclusive to Wii hardware and has been in every nintendo system since... and... the rumble?

          Every switch game is a tech demo for the hybrid concept. You can play it docked or portable, there's no specific game that demonstrates that as a tech demo, he's completely wrong, and you're a massive fricking moron for agreeing with him.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the rumoured games aren't enough to win though, it's really looking bleak for nintendo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      metroid prime 4 alone is enough to tie them with microsoft. anything else is gravy. that being said metroid prime 4 is a tall ask

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're never seeing MP4, but even then, there's just nothing, the rumours sound like shit too, and rumours are always way better than the disappointment we end up getting, except Star Fox GP.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if they lose?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they never have.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not possible

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either want to see MP4 or atleast plans for the MP2 remaster.

    Golden Sun on GBA would be nice. Otherwise i dont care. Most new games suck....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prime 2 remaster
      Please God, with an improved/more detailed Dark Aether it'd be a 10/10 game.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if we will get something good for July and not everything left to September to December

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pikmin 4?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pikmin is july so you already know its about to be a god tier month

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo only wins if there is Star Fox content.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the leaks are in:

    DKCR3
    FE4
    Mario Kart 9
    Big Maring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario Kart 9
      I know you're shitposting but c'mon

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cultists will love whatever they shit out.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's some insider info
    source: trust me my dad works at nintendo
    >start off by announcing multiple new C&Ds
    >Aonuma cuts in and announces Zelda 3D-All stars consisting of OoT and MM, basically ROMs which aren't even upscaled
    >Stranger Danger PSA for the children who are watching this to take care around adult Pokegays and especially Smashgays... speaking of Smashgays..
    >surprise Smash announcement
    >Sakurai appears
    >announces the official Smash Bros. soap.
    >"It's a bar of cheap chinese soap that looks like the Smash ball you smelly okama-yaro. I don't even know why we're selling this but you'll buy it anyway because you're a disgusting otaku with no standards who worships the ground we walk on."
    >Sakurai then proceeds to demonstrate to the average Smashgay how to wash himself
    >Sakurai tells you that you should wash your armpits for at least 5 seconds
    >counts down the seconds with his fingers, with only his middle finger pointing up during the last second
    >"I don't ever want to hear about anyone referring to one of your virgin tournaments as "stinky day" ever again. By the way Ultimate was indeed my last Smash Bros. I could never stand you homosexuals, but Furukawa forcing me to put Minecraft Steve in was the final straw.
    >Sakurai walks out of the frame
    >awkward silence for about 10 seconds
    >camera cuts to Furukawa
    >"we haporogizu fo Sakurai, pureasu undastandu"
    >final clip is Furukawa announcing new software updates for the Wii, Wii U and 3DS
    >"tis one is foru yu pirate-kun, no moru stearingu oua gameu, yu undastandu?"
    >direct ends with a surprise F-Zero teaser that won't ever be mentioned again because frick you tendies

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my body is ready

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMG IT'S NEW MARIO IT'S NEW SUPER MARIO, I KNOW MARIO, SUPER MARIO, MY CHILDHOOD, NEW SUPER MARIO

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