He's not fricking wrong you idiot,just because they're tech demos doesn't mean they're bad games you idiot,nobody is insulting your preciosu Mario.3D mario has always been a once in a generation game, with rare expections
explain in what way mario odyssey was a tech demo? what did it specifically demonstrate with the switch's hardware? it used motion controls like Galaxy which was not exclusive to Wii hardware and has been in every nintendo system since... and... the rumble?
Every switch game is a tech demo for the hybrid concept. You can play it docked or portable, there's no specific game that demonstrates that as a tech demo, he's completely wrong, and you're a massive fricking moron for agreeing with him.
You're never seeing MP4, but even then, there's just nothing, the rumours sound like shit too, and rumours are always way better than the disappointment we end up getting, except Star Fox GP.
here's some insider info
source: trust me my dad works at nintendo >start off by announcing multiple new C&Ds >Aonuma cuts in and announces Zelda 3D-All stars consisting of OoT and MM, basically ROMs which aren't even upscaled >Stranger Danger PSA for the children who are watching this to take care around adult Pokegays and especially Smashgays... speaking of Smashgays.. >surprise Smash announcement >Sakurai appears >announces the official Smash Bros. soap. >"It's a bar of cheap chinese soap that looks like the Smash ball you smelly okama-yaro. I don't even know why we're selling this but you'll buy it anyway because you're a disgusting otaku with no standards who worships the ground we walk on." >Sakurai then proceeds to demonstrate to the average Smashgay how to wash himself >Sakurai tells you that you should wash your armpits for at least 5 seconds >counts down the seconds with his fingers, with only his middle finger pointing up during the last second >"I don't ever want to hear about anyone referring to one of your virgin tournaments as "stinky day" ever again. By the way Ultimate was indeed my last Smash Bros. I could never stand you homosexuals, but Furukawa forcing me to put Minecraft Steve in was the final straw. >Sakurai walks out of the frame >awkward silence for about 10 seconds >camera cuts to Furukawa >"we haporogizu fo Sakurai, pureasu undastandu" >final clip is Furukawa announcing new software updates for the Wii, Wii U and 3DS >"tis one is foru yu pirate-kun, no moru stearingu oua gameu, yu undastandu?" >direct ends with a surprise F-Zero teaser that won't ever be mentioned again because frick you tendies
if they don't announce a pikmin 4 NS I WILL fly to japan and beat the shit out of Miyamoto
Yu u~ōnto dzu shitto bīchi
If they announce the same purse owner games as Microsoft but two weeks later than they lose automatically
Now that I have actually bought a current console, the switch, I'm kind of excited for these things.
Metroid Prime Fricking 4
It's time for a Switch successor and we still dont have it
>he thinks there's a switch successor coming anytime soon.
I hope not, I just managed to save enough to buy a Switch
He's happier than you will ever be.
Why is there no hope for odyssey 2?
because if nintendo is working on a 2d game and a 3d game it makes sense to put the 2d game on the current console and the 3d game on the next console
Because 3d mario games are just tech demos for the latest console
it's been long enough that I'd rather see something new.
you're a gay little homosexual Black person and need to rope the frick up
He's not fricking wrong you idiot,just because they're tech demos doesn't mean they're bad games you idiot,nobody is insulting your preciosu Mario.3D mario has always been a once in a generation game, with rare expections
>Mario are games are le tech demo
what the frick does that even mean? lmao
explain in what way mario odyssey was a tech demo? what did it specifically demonstrate with the switch's hardware? it used motion controls like Galaxy which was not exclusive to Wii hardware and has been in every nintendo system since... and... the rumble?
Every switch game is a tech demo for the hybrid concept. You can play it docked or portable, there's no specific game that demonstrates that as a tech demo, he's completely wrong, and you're a massive fricking moron for agreeing with him.
Even the rumoured games aren't enough to win though, it's really looking bleak for nintendo.
metroid prime 4 alone is enough to tie them with microsoft. anything else is gravy. that being said metroid prime 4 is a tall ask
You're never seeing MP4, but even then, there's just nothing, the rumours sound like shit too, and rumours are always way better than the disappointment we end up getting, except Star Fox GP.
What if they lose?
they never have.
not possible
Either want to see MP4 or atleast plans for the MP2 remaster.
Golden Sun on GBA would be nice. Otherwise i dont care. Most new games suck....
>Prime 2 remaster
Please God, with an improved/more detailed Dark Aether it'd be a 10/10 game.
Wonder if we will get something good for July and not everything left to September to December
pikmin 4?
pikmin is july so you already know its about to be a god tier month
Nintendo only wins if there is Star Fox content.
the leaks are in:
DKCR3
FE4
Mario Kart 9
Big Maring
>Mario Kart 9
I know you're shitposting but c'mon
Cultists will love whatever they shit out.
here's some insider info
source: trust me my dad works at nintendo
>start off by announcing multiple new C&Ds
>Aonuma cuts in and announces Zelda 3D-All stars consisting of OoT and MM, basically ROMs which aren't even upscaled
>Stranger Danger PSA for the children who are watching this to take care around adult Pokegays and especially Smashgays... speaking of Smashgays..
>surprise Smash announcement
>Sakurai appears
>announces the official Smash Bros. soap.
>"It's a bar of cheap chinese soap that looks like the Smash ball you smelly okama-yaro. I don't even know why we're selling this but you'll buy it anyway because you're a disgusting otaku with no standards who worships the ground we walk on."
>Sakurai then proceeds to demonstrate to the average Smashgay how to wash himself
>Sakurai tells you that you should wash your armpits for at least 5 seconds
>counts down the seconds with his fingers, with only his middle finger pointing up during the last second
>"I don't ever want to hear about anyone referring to one of your virgin tournaments as "stinky day" ever again. By the way Ultimate was indeed my last Smash Bros. I could never stand you homosexuals, but Furukawa forcing me to put Minecraft Steve in was the final straw.
>Sakurai walks out of the frame
>awkward silence for about 10 seconds
>camera cuts to Furukawa
>"we haporogizu fo Sakurai, pureasu undastandu"
>final clip is Furukawa announcing new software updates for the Wii, Wii U and 3DS
>"tis one is foru yu pirate-kun, no moru stearingu oua gameu, yu undastandu?"
>direct ends with a surprise F-Zero teaser that won't ever be mentioned again because frick you tendies
my body is ready
OMG IT'S NEW MARIO IT'S NEW SUPER MARIO, I KNOW MARIO, SUPER MARIO, MY CHILDHOOD, NEW SUPER MARIO