>21 days until Hogwarts Legacy
Celebrate this achievment with me wizardbros. No AI shittery allowed.
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>21 days until Hogwarts Legacy
Celebrate this achievment with me wizardbros. No AI shittery allowed.
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>no Hagrid route
Is going to be shit.
Why would you play as a failed normie?
This is going to be a massive success. Trannies will hang themselves more than ever.
based
not really. Snape was an incel who never gathered courage to talk with Lilly, so James took her over
They added trannies to the game though
As target practice.
so you can use crucio on them
Will they actually be in the game, or just the character creator? All the mudbloods are enough, we don't need troons too
You can't cast spells on students unless you're dueling them. Even then, you can't kill them.
>you can cast Crucio on qt witches for hours on end and they're not allowed the release of death
Based!
> You cannot rictusempra Poppy Sweeting making her moan and squeal
Refunded
I honestly see it reaching 30 million copies sold by the end of the year
Unironically deserving of 5s. Trannies only know how to blackmail higher ups at ESG funded troony companies and botting themselves.
I've only ever watched the movies. Did Snape get cucked by his bully in the books as well?
>finally watched Fantastic Beasts 3, thinking it would be the grand finale
>it wasn't
Now what? The movie sucked dick compared to FB1 btw.
supposedly, according to my friend, there were plans for it to be 5 movies in total, but only if the 3rd was a success and now it's cancelled
thats right
>Hogwarts Legacy
>Only thing you can do in Hogwarts is looking for collectibles and fetch quests
>No reason to spend more than a couple of minutes in places like the common room
>Instead the game expects you to go outside of Hogwarts to have an Assassin's Creed: Harry Potter experience
T-thanks
They could have easily spent their clearly big efforts into making a fully accurate gigantic Hogwarts with plenty of fun to do in it in a comfy school simularor but we live in a timeline where nice things are not allowed to happen
Still bought it kek
Normies would get lost in the huge castle and complain. Normies cannot navigate.
How is that any different from being lost in the big map? Just have optional fast travelling.
On an open map you can fly above obstacles directly towards target.
It's 22 days away, though.
19 if you pre-ordered the deluxe edition.
>It's 22 days away, though.
depends on where you live
in australia its 20 days
Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=K1tyBPGu0bQ
Comfy, I hope they have a lot of npc chatter. One of my favourite things to do in Cyberpunk is just run around the city and listen in on random people.
There’s holiday decorations too according to the art book as well, but they didn’t include them in the ASMR vids
>I hope they have a lot of NPC chatter
I doubt it
I'm gonna make a blond, blue-eyed Slytherin and purge Hogwarts of nig- I mean je- I mean tra- I mean muggle-born!
me on the right
>you can learn killing spell AFTER main quest line is done
Sad.
Is it that relevant? It's just a powerful spell.
>want to replay old HP games
>they are not on steam
wtf
EA put DRM in them that hasn't been updated in years so you literally need to pirate kek
I don't understand this game. The gameplay focused a lot on collectibles and organizing your common room. Seems like that would get old really fast.
Also the PC requirements are really high. Probably going to be super unoptimized and run at 30 fps.
Yeah, they needed to give you good excuses to have fun exploring Hogwarts and interacting with its students, instead of it being a lifeless blender tour.
In truth, most of the time will be spent travelling outside Hogwarts clearing enemy camps and looking for side quest x/21 of each different category
its basically harry potter witcher 3
I know I'm gonna get bored of it in 5 hours and yet I can't convince myself not to spend 70 bucks on this game. Grim.
No, usually it's unbearable homosexuals spamming chatroom screenshots in these threads.
Hell yeah
added the secret houses
I don't get it
>redditfrog
Go back
>remove this from my filter
>see this narrative pushing bot post soon after
Time to add it back
I want to buy it but my PC can't run it and I don't have a next gen console
just buy a series S
he said next gen
Why are you talking about AI? Usually it's troons that whine about it
>Female
>White
>Blonde
>Witch
>She/Her
>Slytherin
>Dark arts
>Terf
>Only dates black guys
My body is ready
>>Only dates black guys
seek help
based Chang
Source?
Magic Awakened. Finally getting a global release in 2023
>Card game
lmfao interest plummeted
WHWERE IS SHEEEEE YOU SLANT EYED FRICKERS????? ITS 2023 ALREADY
How is that asian cuck subreddit nowadays?
>Female
>East Asian
>Black hair
>Witch
>She/Her
>Slytherin
>Dark arts
>Terf
>cute feet
>Only gets feet massages from white guys
Yep, based it is.
do you really thing the racist aryan dates black guys? lmfao
in her eyes you are worse than mudbloods
I, however, am white and the spitting image of Tom Riddle, Slytherin girls melt for men like me.
why have people here been saying there won't be any classes?
There are "classes". In the sense that there are bank robberies in GTA V. Of the main missions, some are "Herbology Class", and there's also side missions that happen to be classes.
But that's it. They're not distinct from other main missions or other side missions. They're just more missions.
That sucks. But hopefully there'll be more to them than just missions objectives.
What do you mean?
I’m ready
> Summom broom
> Load avada kedavra rounds
> Hogwarts autorizes take off
> Hufflepuffs at 2 o'clock
> Swoop in from above
> Takatakatakatakataka
I hate when I get hyped up about games this far away from release.
I never knew one game/franchise could assblast the internet this hard. Never cared much for Harry Potter but the non-stop coverage got me somewhat interested in the game
The only "achievement" these books should ever win is the achievement for being the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
Deh dehing deh dehful; deh deh deh dehble. Deh deh deh, Deh dehed deh dehry deh deh deher deh deh deh deh, deh dehor deh dehtead deh deh deher "dehed deh dehs."
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the effort for editing the pic is priceless
Fricking kek I never noticed the editing
You deserve a medal my friend. A lot of effort went into this.
>no AI shittery allow—ACK!
Shut the frick up homosexual.
What are some good HP bots besides Malfoy-chan? I'm tired of playing with her.
have a nice day
I'd recommend NovelAI or KoboldAI and just make / download your own prompt. By the looks of things, CAI is very restrictive.
stop posting this fanfic-tier shit. If it's not in the original 7 books, it's not canon at all.
What's Malfoy chan?
It has Denuvo tho...
I don't want to buy games with Denuvo. It's not good for your system.
Playing graphically demanding games in general is not good for your system's longevity. Denuvo makes it worse, but not THAT much worse.
Harry Potter was only good for the first two to three movies, but it was so good that I still keep an eye out for vidya adaptations.
Same as Star Wars, actually.
I'm going recreate my wife in Hogwarts.
What house would Sucy be in?
You think they'll let you choose, or will it be random, or maybe questionnaire based?
It should be random or based on things like you forging your own backstory (think Mount & Blade), but it's probably going to be a simple choice because all those 30yo [wo]manbabies would kill themselves if they couldn't get to their desired glorified boarding school.
Just looking at her, she looks Slytherin
Pretty sure you just choose
Sucy doesn't really fit the moronic HP personality boxes but she could fit either Slytherin or Ravenclaw the best from the options.
Give me a new trailer, Avalanche
literally dropped a new trailer yesterday
I want a new one every day.
They dropped the winter ASMR one
today
There's nothing left to reveal of this game. They have done an amazing job at stretching out hype for a game this devoid of worthwhile content.
> HBC (Bellatrix) is the only HP girl that has done full frontal nudity on her prime.
She also slept with a another cast member's husband, who also appeared in these films
She also took Daniel Radcliffe's virginity.
can someone have Ravenclaw hanging itself for how much Avalanche fricked them over?
what?
It's pretty standard english anon
no I mean how did they frick over Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw is the only house without exclusive quests apparently.
Oh, that's really fricking lame
I don't think companion quests were supposed to be exclusive to the house. In the trailers, the mutt MC hangs out both with Poppy and Sebastian.
i bought it and bought 8 other copies for my bros to enjoy
Can't wait to fly and explore.
Holy fricking SOVL
Century Child i still their best album.
I just want there to be Vingardium Leviosa and cloth physics. Is that too much to ask?
Cloth physics will be there, have you not seen the robes going all wishy washy in the wind?
Guys I
I'm fricking
>gosling_scream.gif
take it to the other thread
What other thread?
look in the catalog, there's a whole hogwarts legacy thread for people to dump their moronic AI shit
we don't do that here
How about you go cry about AI in that thread?
why would I? they're safely contained over there
The troons are gonna have a meltdown when the sales figures come out
I hope it breaks records
I haven't seen evidence of a SINGLE cute girl in this game
that's a problem
This is true are there any sexy women in this game???
>women
Huh?
I've seen all the gameplay showcases and trailers, and I have not seen A SINGLE ONE
WILL THIS HAVE RAY TRACING?
WILL IT HAVE SHADER COMP STUTTER ON PC?
ray tracing is go
Such a meme
THOSE Black person TRANNIES ARE EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU
Made for Lovey-dovey Hand-holding with a Half-Wizard from a different House.
She looks like she secretly dates a hufflepuff guy in secret while behaving as though they're bitter rivals in public
>she secretly dates a muggle-born hufflepuff guy in secret
FTFY
Slytherin b***hes love Puffs
>Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you? >I'm not fricking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh? >>DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! >HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question. >CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA! >Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick. >DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU? >EXPULSO! >Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley... >...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?... >AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU! >STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!! >I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! >STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING?? >AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN! >ACCIO W88!!!!! >OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!! >DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!! >... >WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN >REDUCT-
he screamed calmly
wtf i was sure the game had already released considering how much people are spamming the game here.
Ganker is gonna be fricking unusable on release week.
I have to wait another year because I only buy games at a 90% discount 🙁
>a game with incredibly high potential to be GOTY on some publications despite Zelda also coming out this year and a good portion of the popular youtubers and streamers are gonna miss out on the hype just to not rile up a cult
What a fricked up world we live in right now
>incredibly high potential to be GOTY
lmfao
Dude, please
Not him but its right up the alley for the average journo demographic. Most of the winners have been big AAA open world games. I'm not sold on it being good but as far as appealing to the game award crowd goes I would say it's not a long shot
Too controversial for that because of "Muh trannies" and I'm not even the sort of guy who's into politics. Journos have this weird power trip where they gang up and shit on something whenever a person related to a game is against their beliefs
Yeah, I think it's definitely less likely now but if there wasn't a boycott it would have had a pretty good shot
Youtubers and streamers are all rats. If this game got the No Man's Sky treatment, you know they'll play it and have these strangely negative opinions on it during the first 10 minutes. This happens every time there's drama around a game.
That CohhCarnage homosexual recently said that he while he didn't care about the politics he isn't going to play it because of the type of chatters it will attract. Immediately unfollowed him. This game release has been a great litmus test for how moronic a streamer is.
Apparently vtubers are the only streamers that aren't cucked out of their minds, which is ironic considering most of them are female. Imagine being more sissified than an actual woman
cohh has always been very toxic and his good vibes gimmick is a lie, he's just a soulless shill
DINESH DID YOU POO IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?
bump
Honestly considering buying it for me and my friend. Should i do it Ganker bros? I haven't pre ordered a game since Skyrim
>Turn to page 394
>Trannies?
>But sir we've just been learning about mild ADHD and OCD, We're not meant to be starting advanced deviancies like Transgenders and Groomers for weeks?
>Quiet! Now who can tell me the difference between an woman and a troony?
>A troony is someone who tries but ultimately fails to become a real XX chromosome woman. A woman, HOWEVER, has no choice, with each full moon she menstruates and is capable of pregnancy
>That's the second time you've spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. 10 points from Gryffindor. Now, homework on my desk by Monday morning. Two pages on trannies and how to recognise them. Actually, you don't need to because they never pass
I can't wait until we're all shitting on this game.
I'm gonna like it ironically just to piss off the people that must not be named
>They Who Must Not Be Gendered
I'm gonna likely unironically but shit on it nonstop because it will objectively be mediocre
We are coming home, Hogwarts bros...
>Hogwart's Legacy soundtrack won't even be a tenth as SOVLEFUL as this
They just straight up loop this minute over and over and over again every time you're inside Hogwarts and it worked. This song was stuck in my head for a long time and I didn't even have any clue where it came from.
I don't even pledge what equates to pennies a day to impoverished children in other countries knowing full well that half or more of that shit is a pyramid scheme, what makes you think I would shell out $60 to a charity that effectively supports the sterilization of children who don't know any better like the nazis did to mixed race Africans?
Wait... so this massive protest managed to get 100~ people to donate? Whew.
Don't buy a game about wizards, donate to (perpetuate) mental illness instead
Clown world
I don't think I will. Frick off
>ayyyyy this homie got DRIP
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FRICKING OBJECT
Underrated, great movie
>tags: age_gap, yuri, females_only
Correct
kys pedo
lys king
I love female pedophiles
Being able to make your own fleshlights? Based
Instead of playing a wizard game to hurt troony feelings, why not just beat them up irl?
>I used to read Harry (child) / Bellatrix fanfics.
Another one of my gamer Facebook groups got infiltrated. They're targeting people who react with laugh emojis to troony posts. All due to this game
>goybook
>redditfrog
The slytherin waifus were the only saving grace of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
I know this is a shit post. But recently i read the Sorcerer's stone for the first time, and it was surprisingly a very comfy read
Will you guys be making a self-insert or a waifu first?
All RPGs I play, I usually do a self insert with with choices I'd personally make.
2nd playthrough is always a tasty waifu pure evil run. Can't wait to make a blonde Slytherin who learns dark arts and massacre's the school.
She's seriously going to make the Holocaust look like a fricking joke.
not OP, had that for a previous thread.
Self-insert waifu.
Depends how deep the dialogue/story options are. If they’re dogshit and only surface-level (which they probably will be) then I’ll just shut off my brain and play as my custom Slytherin QT for the first playthrough.
Sort of a self-insert but not really
that there's any non Europeans in a game supposed to be set in Victorian England / Scotland is enough reason to not buy it, shows they made no effort to make a comfy atmosphere and instead made it a celebration of globohomo. I love HP and dislike trans but not enough to buy this AAA shovelware 'open world' rubbish. Can't tell if people are genuinely excited because its HP or if there are just so few game releases nowadays.
You're a fricking loser. Imagine writing off a game where you can frick around with magic because of something so inconsequential.
Nah, he's right. The amount of mud bloods massively detracts from the visual appeal the game offers
you literally can't tell a mudblood by appearance
That is why you will always be a mudblood
wizards aren't real
Gringotts hands typed this post
he posted the same picture twice
COME OUT AND PLAY
Surprisingly cohesive for AI shit. What prompt?
Talk about three legged, literally lmao
Get your eyes checked, sweetums, there's a fourth foot on the left side
>No cute hebe Hermione with slightly hairy pits that you can romance, marry and frick
No buy.
AND ONE MILLIO- NO! ONE -TRILLION- POINTS FOR GRYFFINDON!
Luna Lovegood bot. Your very own cute schizo gf!
https://c.ai/c/Foiy-AlK5RJtOfJX0lQRn5J1MECGs2EHHvp_b5gJfXQ
I'm gunna avada kedavra all the minority students!
Literally the only correct way to play the game.
Just as Rowling would’ve wanted.
Aveda Kedavra is a moronic spell that anyone can learn and completely kills all the stakes.
Imagine having charity dedicated to making sure unwell people get to permanently alter their bodies to their detriment. Could just make a charity that gives homeless people drugs, probably less harm.
>no name studio
>yeah boy best game ever
I want trannies to seethe, but I aint pre ordering this shit