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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And after hearing his backstory it was obvious he wasn't very intelligent

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >26 in game
    >shot his own pregnant wife at 21

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the homosexual on the upper left?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The maker's OC courier if I had to guess (he has a bullet scar on his forehead)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cass is 37? What a fricking old hag. Atleast veronica is still young doe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What age do you guys think the Courier would canonically be ? I always thought he'd be in his late 30s. akin to Ulysses since they sort of mirror one another.
      He has covered a lot of ground, knows the NCR, has been to Arizona, Utah, the whole Lonesome Drifter dialogue choice too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have the impression he's somewhat old, perhaps bordering middle age, but the npcs seem to address the player character as being rather youthful so maybe the Courier is just some kid that went out to find adventure and is just somewhat competent and knowledgeable about the world, as much as a courier should be anyway.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        38 years old. He's the Chosen One's bastard child from New Reno in my headcanon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          but that would be Mr.Bishop then, that's this guy's boss

          Courier spent quite a bit of time in new reno at least. He recognized this guy.

          Issac mentions Bishop has quite the wanderlust, and I think you could say thats a character trait inherited from the Chosen One.

          38 years old does seem like the best choice for his age though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Chosen One could had multiple bastards.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Chosen One's wild penis will save the wasteland

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Courier spent quite a bit of time in new reno at least. He recognized this guy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        mid 30s, but looks more youthful than average

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Early 30's. Old enough to be experienced with the wasteland but still young enough to thrive effectively

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cass is fricking hot. I don't care if she's 37.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is the equivalent of a typical military "muh patriotism" zogbot marine

    NCR is the NPC faction. Raul mogs him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he were a hopeless zogbot, why would he feel suicidally guilty over bitter springs?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humanizing raiders is zogbot behavior.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 INT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, she's not a pure maiden?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She banishes the player character to hell for no real reason

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't answer my question

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is a completely different game, you moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She makes smalltalk about some dude she fricked while you're on a date

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gey. I'll stick with the galahad path then

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, she's not a pure maiden?

      that's a girl? the armor is that of a man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's only a little below average. Probably higher than the average person who uses this board.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watches his wife getting a train ran on her by a whole squad of legion as he jerk offs
    >post nut clarity enrages him, causing him to kill his wife
    what did they mean making the NCR companion a canon cuck?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so that all companions in new vegas are lgbt+

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no happy ending for Lily
    I failed my gramma.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leo is alright

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally any soldier archetype has spergs going about Le ZOG

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't make me enlist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a core part of the young moronic "counter culture" aesthetic (trust fund suburban)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That must be why even rural americans are becoming increasingly cynical about enlisting, and the army is becoming exceedingly desperate for new recruits that they're lowering the standards down to highschool dropouts.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not enlisting zogBlack person

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the NCR in NV feel like a structured military with a society while the BoS in 4 doesn't? They're pretty similar but the BoS didn't feel like a society. None of the factions did. I can't really say why.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because NCR has flaws like bureaucracy and nepotism and petty leaders sabotaging their own efforts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Broyherhood was pretty brutal the slaughter the institution and that scientist that builds prime. They were also infiltrated by synths. They commandeered local villages and killed the other factions.
        The minutemen were all but killed before you show up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because BoS are supposed to be a group of militaristic schzios whose main goal is just hording tech.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Bethesda has shitty writers that put no thought or effort into their factions.
      What even was the institute's fricking goal?
      Why does the railroad all hang out in one place with a centralized leadership that can easily be targeted if they are found?
      How do the BoS plan to operate so far from DC without the means to resupply and reinforce themselves?
      Why do the Minutemen make you their "Leader" if they are just going to tell you what to do and send you to fight all their battles for them anyways?
      Bethesda just decided they wanted factions to fit into whatever archetypes they could think of and never asked themselves how on earth they could ever work or function in a practical sense.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What even was the institute's fricking goal?
        Next generation Gorillabot 2.0

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does the railroad all hang out in one place with a centralized leadership that can easily be targeted if they are found?
        what do you mean anon? everybody mildly important hanging out at the same place is exactly how you fight a guerrilla war or rebellion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Bethesda can't write for shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Bethesda literally has no one with any military background to bother asking

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ulysses companion when?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already a mod for that. He even grabs your face like the other companions and monologues to you about your life choices.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    vault 22... home

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Vault 34

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I too love getting to finally live out my deepest fantasies about being a laboratory test rat tasked with navigating my way through a maze before a timer hits zero and kills me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stay the out
      Did someone translate a reddit post?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        "The" is part of the statement below "stay out". there are two sentences on that sign.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Randall nearly annihilating these buttholes.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to understand how INT works in the fallout universe
    >1 INT = 40IQ
    >2 INT = 75 IQ
    >3 INT = 100 IQ
    >4 INT = 120 IQ
    >5 INT = 150 IQ
    >6 INT and above = hyperintelligent alien with IQ beyond comprehension

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most NCR soldiers have five INT. Are you telling me all those privates are geniuses?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they become more moronic the longer they spend in the army

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 int and bellow are considered mentally moronic in Fallout 1, 2, and NV. So yes, canonically Boone is moronic. Maybe 70 IQ.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's important to know that depression and alcoholism can impair your ability to think so I think Boone is more burdened by those things more than anything else.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer the head cannon that he has down syndrome. Have you seen him without glasses?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's only a joke for the courier, for NPCs i think it's just their abilities in-game, Frank Horrigan has perfect stats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always viewed 5 int as average inntelligemce. Anything lower as dumb or straight up moronic at lower levels as in FO 1 and 2 it turns your character into a caveman level reatard.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense. He's NCR.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As expected of a man wearing a beret.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >simps for NCR
    >also a moron
    Checks out.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a depressed alcoholic.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoots his wife
    >grunts

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has better characterization than anything bethesda has shat out and he's not even close to the best character

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you talked to him? He isn't very bright.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither was Arcade, but he was Sawyer's self-insert so he has a higher INT than fricking House

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Arcade is straight up "smarter", but that doesn't mean he has the same skills or mindset as House. Plus, the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats probably don't really mean much.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The same could be said of Boone, though I think it's a stretch that anyone would be on House's level

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Josh Sawyer's self insert was a wienermongling homosexual

        yep, checks out

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard Pete.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    go away troons

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boone is cute, leave him alone

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 INT

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoots his wife instead of the legion soldiers
    3 INT checks out

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [Speech 100] West the east east west. Frick off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

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