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I think this puzzle is actually impossible and the developers put it in as a trick of some kind
Yeah I spent ages searching the level from top to bottom, but I couldn't find either of the two keys, two swords, or even the single scroll to unlock the door with.
maybe If there were more obese farting foxes he'd be able to solve it
I'm a bejitabro, and if a game did that I'd never be able to beat it because I'd have to stop and jerk off every time I got to the part with it. Especially if the foxes were all men.
I think you're supposed to call the number on the card and they'll tell you how to do it.
>chud eceleb stealing board c/v/lture
pyro is /ourguy/
No.
he clearly browses this shithole with all the references he makes
Everyone copies Ganker humor doe
Yeah I browse here too but I’m a trans man who don’t even play video games and just like to make chuds seethe so what’s your point
shittiest bait I've seen all day
You’re right. That post was a bait.
It wasn’t a lie tho
>trans man
why would you need to play video games? you elected to play life on hard mode.
If he were truly our guy he wouldn't reference anything from here or steal shit from here to use on twitter
Fucking everyone steals jokes, video ideas and memes from here. There’s entire swaths of the internet that owe its monetary value to the retarded think tank that naturally forms here
He's a gay furry paedophile.
i dont know who that person is or what game it is but it looks like you ring the map/paper once, key twice and then sword once and it should open.
>its a unfunny youtube gay steals a 10 year old Ganker meme and gets a million updoots episode
context on that pic? is it relatex in any way to what you said?
He also made a video about kane and lynch 2 because he saw people on this board spam it, plus countless videos ripping off memes and jokes he got from Ganker
>mbw (my brain when) when i finally solve it without looking up a guide (my ign sub ran out after my mom's card declined)
>redditcynical
by the way, here are some picture pyrocynical has commissioned just within this past year
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50064713/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47348418/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47348391/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45124843/
this last one requires a furaffinity account to view. i have no doubt regular Ganker users have such an account, but for the benefit of tourists I have downloaded and attached the image
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45534780/
again, he commissioned these within the past 12 months. these are current. and yes, it was him who commissioned them, check the descriptions
just posting so everyone is informed
better to be an open degenerate than a secretive one. although he has no choice since he made that video exposing himself to his degeneracy. at the same time though the Brit Bonger has millions of dollars so i guess he's the last one laughing
everyone already knows, his fucking girlfriend draws that type of shit for a living
>Instead of paying hundreds of dollars for fetish commissions, he just bangs the artist instead
What a chad.
>tfw I've rubbed one out to these before
Is this a real fetish? Or do people only pretend to enjoy this for "quirky" points amongst their discord groups?
fuck off consolefag
have a nice day Pyro
bro I'm into some really fucked up shit myself. I don't doubt for a second that some people jerk off to this.
so is he gay?
he has a gf, apparently.
But he also has crossplayed and once kissed a dude on a stream
he isnt gay "now" but who knows if he's just a closeted fag
This guy commissioned some wicked fat brap porn the other day. Fat I could understand...but brap? Too far, dawg.
>a fag who has anal sex is attracted to scat? how!?
>e-celeb thread
Please have a nice day. Thanks.
https://nitter.net/plumpling/status/1509672909760991233
here's a picture he commissioned of himself voring everyone in a mcdonalds btw
You're not going to share the one by nickgam?
you cant post webms with sound on Ganker
https://nitter.net/nickgam1/status/1634315672833654785
furry, fat, vorefags are the worst
Really shitty art good lord this bro really paid for this crap
>here's a picture he commissioned of himself voring everyone in a mcdonalds btw
His GF is also a furry artist that draws obese furry porn
>GF
>GF
bro he's probably a chud man and Pyro is just gay
It's not supposed to be a puzzle, it's supposed to be a secret code.
This is why gamers need a support character who spouts the answer to the puzzle as soon as you see it.
why is he such a slut?
manliest man in britain
Well it’s fun to dress up, I just took some shots in a maid outfit earlier today myself. Usually just buy the outfits from Amazon then return them.
very funny would laugh he's so heckin relatable
when will he make a new proper vid?
he only uploads stream highlights on pyrolive nowadays
he's said multiple times that he's been working on a 7 hour video about cruelty squad
grim, but at least is isn't an rpg
I genuinely enjoyed Pyro's old humor and videos but now he went multi-hour autism mode videos and drama reporting.
To be fair, he always reported on drama, but at least his videos had decent editing back then.
it was leafy humor with transition slides.
unless you're talking about post face reveal in which case then I'd understand
>post face revea
yeah.
His gameplay commentary videos never did it for me.
I don't understand the appeal of vore. I am a furry but this is the one thing about the community that I just don't sync up with. I don't see anything sexual about eating something or being eaten, it just doesn't register as a sexual act in my brain.
>fetish I don't have doesn't register as a sexual act in my brain
Wow you don't say
I mean, I can kind of see the appeal of other things that I'm not explicitly into. Usually there's something about it that I can understand even if I don't explicitly get. I've had it explained similarly to how
puts it but nothing about that registers for me at all. Like as a card carrying furry, I just don't get any of it.
This. Why does every goddam fetish have the exact same comment with a dumb animal or a confused tranime asking the same tired questions forever I want to leave
ive had it explained to me as a very personal hug, or a weird form of BDSM. vorefags are still annoying gays however
it's about power dynamics
Its about drive,
It's about power
We stay hungry
We devour
Since this is the degenerate thread, should I make a x2 furry tax for my fanfic commissions? Or is that too garden gnomeish?
furries are used to getting garden gnomed and praise the people they commission as their god, so you could prolly get away with it yeah
This unfunny gay got me into Trevor Something like 8 years ago with the mlg h1z1 video.
It's always the ones with the Pyromancer's Mask...
It's always something with a long snout, huh?
ALRIGHT gayS, FILL OUT THE LIST:
>Vore y/n?
>Stuffing y/n?
>Ass expansion y/n?
>Breast expansion y/n?
>Weight gain y/n?
>Mutual gaining y/n?
>Blob y/n?
>Body contrast y/n?
>Size difference y/n?
>Air inflation y/n?
>Blueberry y/n?
>Popping y/n?
>Food transformation y/n?
>Leaking y/n?
>Digestive sounds and gurgling y/n?
>Belching y/n?
>Braps y/n?
>Health issues y/n?
>Food stains y/n?
I hate you.
Thread is doomed to be pruned regardless, might as well.
n to all.
sauce?
y to only breast/ass expansion
>Y
>y
>y
>y
>y
>mutual gai eh...
> y
>y
>y
>y kinda
> food tf y
> leaking? no
> Dig. sounds y
>bel indifferent
>y
>indifferent
>indifferent
I like combo'ing a lot. Food TF into Vore into weight gain is good.
>I like combo'ing a lot.
The amount of overlap between expansion/transformation fetishes is quite alarming.
Expansion is transformation in a way so that's actually not surprising in the least. combining or idea crafting can lead to niche concepts
Do society a favour and have a nice day if you vote yes to this. Degenerate scum
Yes
Yes
Yes but not to retarded amounts
Meh
Yes but not to retarded amounts
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Not really
No
No
Meh
No
Holy fuck yes
Yes
Holy fuck no
God no
Not really
Everything N except for the fifth
>tfw no annoying quippy side character who doesn't do anything but tell you how to complete puzzles
The developers could have given an on screen tip or a hint. Maybe lit up the first bell which was the correct one to press or something. How the hell am i supposed to know? the game design is visually overwhelming with everything leading up to that point, too much sensory overload.
>This thread.
I don't give a fuck I still like the game
>openly jokes about his fat dragon fetish
>jokes about how he opened tf2 with his fat pyro mod on
>got a vore drawing gf
I dont get vore at all but I can kind of respect this