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>do not frick the cat
>do not frick the cat
>do not frick the cat
What game?
Far Cry 6
>draw a regular cat
>no anthro features at all
>literally just a cat
Everyone: SEX SEX SEX
Its the facial expressions.
What were they THINKING
Why did they have the loading screen be 808 farting music notes?
a speaker where her some should be? I didn't know she was farting notes until I saw a webm of the screen cause my game loads near instantly
Game loads near instantly on console too, which is why they probably did it barely anyone will notice.
I want to pet that cat
I'm not into it, but it's the cute face, large rump, and hearing a girl's voice through the cat that awoke the hornyness in them. These are the kind of degenerates that fetishize the concept of "taboos" and go for the weirdest shit. Probably comes from watching too much porn or something idk
Do frick the cat
I want to frick the gato
sexo el gato
You wouldn't a cat, would you Ganker?
No, I don't know the sauce to this pic.
I wouldn't because she's not a he
>hint of cybernipple
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
sex
.
Ms big clit is back in town
They had to fit the fleshlight somehow
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
THEY HAAATIN
This isnt real btw
It's real. You get knocked out at one point and it cuts back to your hideout and you're just talking with everyone like it's normal, and this all starts happening because duh- you're actually knocked out and gibbering to yourself.
based twin peaks reference
This game has too many references
Is this real???
IT'S FRICKING REAL?!
WebM anon here
chuds, I've finally realised I'm spending more time talking about the game here than playing it.
I will leave you with a HQ full scene version of
Your gamma settings are fricked
you are the first person to complain, ever
NTA, but he's right.
IT's super dark looking. Maybe your color profile is fricked.
I actually have fixed it now, I've upped it by one stage.
I've always preferred a wide space between my darks and lights, so I guess it's a taste thing.
Looking back though, 808 is quite dark, I'll give you that.
IS THAT A FREAKIN TWIN PEAKS REFERENCE
Yeah, they follow it up with references to Saturn Devours His Son & Xenogears Disc 2. There's Wonderful 101 levels of "I put this in because it's cool and I like it and nobody stopped me" shit in here.
Sneed? How?
NICE CAT,SADLY HES IS IN A GAME WITH NO ENDGAME
>SHILLS WANT TO BURY THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION
NICE CAT,SADLY HES IS IN A GAME WITH NO ENDGAME
>SHILLS WANT TO BURY THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION
NICE CAT,SADLY HES IS IN A GAME WITH NO ENDGAME
>SHILLS WANT TO BURY THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION
There's a whole mode, total character customization, multiple challenge rooms, a secret ending, and a super hard Difficulty after you beat the game. Also
>He
How to secret ending?
Do all the spectra doors in postgame
not every game needs a postgame
some games can just end and you can think "Wow that was fun."
it's fricking less than 30 dollars anon
but it HAS a postgame
with bloody palace and challenges and tons of costumes for all characters to unlock
a) The game does have a post-ending mode, which is basically the Bloody Palace from many DMC games
b) You can unlock customizations for everyone, even the cat
c) There's extra challenge rooms outside the bloody palace-equivalent
d) There's the ULTRA HARD mode
e) There's even a secret special mode.
STOP LYING, b***h!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE GAME HAS AN ENDING AND ISN'T 500 HOURS LONG
WHAT TRAVESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY TIME IS WORTH NOTHING AND I DON'T HAVE A GIANT BACKLOG OF OTHER GAMES IL NEVER FINISH IN THIS LIFETIME!!!
HOW DARE THEY NOT RESPECT THE FACT I AM A LIFELESS LOSER WHIT INFINITE FREE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yknow, no one ever does this with other mediums. no one ever says "i'm sure glad The Simpsons has 36 seasons, truly a mark of quality"
>THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
$10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM
>THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
$10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM
>THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
$10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM
the absolute desperation at this point when everything else has failed
Okay Barry back to the basement you can come back out when FF16 comes out
https://vocaroo.com/11IKfzkucdLP
Nah bro lol. Anyway have some visibility cuz people need to see what Snoytroony derangement syndrome does to a mfer. Good luck with the HRT!
…don’t tell me you’re attracted to domestic cats, son.
I frick my cat on the reg and there’s nothing you can do about it
Your penis must be very small if you can fit it inside your cat.
I'm more of a dog person.
this game has been getting shilled incredibly hard, wow. Must be paid shilling
>this game has been getting shilled incredibly hard, wow. Must be paid shilling
I bet you look like the crying wojak IRL don't you, b***h boy?
Money is power.
>dapper robotic lycanthropes
tycho is probably cumming out his nose
>Roquefort dresses in business casual, but his wolf-mech has a tie and a fricking monocle
He's wearing both in his human form.
AAAAAAAAAAA
WOMEN IN SUITS EROTIC
WTF IS THAT FEMALE BATTLER!?!?
nice 4.5head
Yes, very erotic
sex with cats
If 8 or 0, 808 will get a human form in Hi-Fi Rush 2
Robot Catgirls
RUINED
where were you when Hi-Fi rush was PWNED?
>literal who twitter screencap
really, reaching for anything
Not one word, but it's basically
>"who the frick are you, literal who's twiiter?"
"Game bad because nostalgia bait."
AAA studio trying and only somewhat succeeding at recreating a soulful early 2000's vibe in their game
kys but i see he has a point
A lot of his rants though, the robot arm in particular, feel like personal taste he's acting like is fact.
Like the nothing wrong with going for simple, goofy and cartoonish designs every once in a while.
>i don't like the art and the gameplay being good shouldn't be enough to carry the game because uhhhhh prince of persia? listen, i-it just shouldn't, ok???
>*subjective art opinion*
>*subjective art opinion*
>*subjective art opinion*
>and that's why even though i admit the gameplay is good i think the game is bad because the art is not to my personal taste!
what a gigantic moron
>Why doesn't the robot arm made for collecting garbage look like anime?
>DUDE LOOK AT THOSE COOL ROBOTIC ARMS VS BASIC SHITTY CHAI ONE
that's the point tho
his arm is literal garbage collector for shit robots doing menial tasks
>was supposed to get a garbage collecting arm
>the system has glitched
>became a musical Eustass Kid instead
>potential seems to be unlimited because the only opponent he realistically couldn't defeat in 1vs1 is a werewolf running on infinite power of 200% MAD
If there's a sequel I'm betting the plot will be some other group trying to recreate Chai's powers in their own soldiers
A sequel would undoubtedly feature a rival. It's inescapable. They will also team up for the final boss before their final showdown.
Based sequel concept would be you playing as Kale, with the previous bosses as summons.
Kale is honestly stylish as frick, all his final boss forms are really good looking
>wanting to play as a guy who couldn't even win a fight with a cat
I picture him starting off as a disembodied head with his fancy gigachad robot body destroyed, and he gets installed on some trash tier body and sets out to get revenge, slowly getting the old gang back together as the game progresses.
Well, I mean, it would have to be a prequel since they're all dead. I'd still be down for it though I guess.
On that note, does anyone else think the casual approach to killing sometimes feels a little at odds with the cartoony style? Sure Kale's a psycho mind-controlling dickhead but you'd think either of his surviving family members would feel at last a LITTLE conflicted about how the whole thing went down. And we almost killed Korsica too. That would have been sad.
Its a world that operates on cartoon logic, just look at all the ridiculous punishment Chai takes just to brush himself off. They could easily have all the bosses still alive if they wanted to use them again for whatever purpose in a sequel.
Though the idea that Kale self-destructed and died because he was too lazy to keep fighting over his goal is pretty hilarious.
the character designs are pretty generic, but I'd take generic character designs that are stylized over uncanny realism shit anyday
I don't know who this guy is, but he has a point on the colors and general generic-ness.
God damn can we ever just enjoy something without wannabe armchair twitter artists trying to sound smug and smart by shitting all over it?
>MUH DISCORD troony FRIENDS SAID ITS SHIT
>THE ROBOT ARM IS LE STUPID
>LE COLORS ARE BAD AND LE ART SUCKS
This is all purely opinion and can be refuted by me just saying "no you're wrong and stupid."
I'll admit he has a few points, that pose in that image IS really shitty/stiff, we HAVE seen these tropes/story a million times but you know what? I'm personally sick to death of MCU Whedon style writing where everyone is trying to be clever and sarcastic and trying to subvert conventional tropes constantly, ironically that in itself has become a trope. Maybe it's nice to just enjoy a familiar story every now and then and have my expectations fulfilled.
why did you bother to read that
same reason all the other anons did, anon
Man, all of this is true, but I'd still rather play Hi Fi Rush over the other shite that's come out lately.
So much tryhard verbosity to come across as cultured while saying nothing of value. This is art-school levels of pretentiousness
>misunderstanding of stuff like Dead Leaves/Panty & Stocking
Does this gay not even realise that that it is styled in the style of western action cartoons the likes of Ben 10 and Generator Rex or what have you?
As inspired of the west as westaboo stuff like Dead Leaves and Panty & Stocking may be, these are not the same aims or sources of inspiration.
>Arm is not cool
It's a literal arm that's meant to pick up trash.
>My friend said 'Isn't this game about rebellion and rock and roll'
No. It's about a literal dumbass wannabe who doesn't know how to play guitar that gets dragged in by a shy ex employer still in the building & a disowned daughter that found out her brother is a lazy jack ass.
>The Scarf is boring
The Scarf isn't actually a scarf, its a makeshift armsling he had when his arm was broken, said image thread used prior.
>A lot of Edgy Old Music
None
A tryhard thread of someone who literally didn't play the game. There are actual faults to it but this shit is ass.
>when his arm was broken
He didn't actually have a broken arm, Chai faked an injury to get into the project.
Frick the cat, let me frick the cat, please frick the cat.
GIMME ANY PIC YOU HAVE OF CHAI, DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S SLIGHTLY NSFW.
I NEED CHAI!
I do find it kind of amusing how to "reset' for the next wave of bad guys they drop in some random little animation
It's a cute bit of characterization but it also stops you from charging up a Y attack to just blitz everything on spawn or starting a combo to catch them with a finisher.
I've seen a weirdly large amount of people thirsthing for Chai
Some people just want a lovable dipshit who is doing his best despite being a frickup
Truth be told, none of them would have gotten as far as they did without this guy tossing himself into every situation
Oh 100%. Chai's completely clueless a lot of the time but he's earnest and courageous in exactly the right ways. He's not a moron cynically crafted to make the smarter characters seem smarter, he's just a dude who jumps into everything with both feet at all times.
Chai's a frick up, but he's much more combat savvy than he gets credit for considering he took on some of the most physically powerful people and destroyed their shit with a trash-collecting arm. Even Kale starts admiring his capabilities at the end of it when he starts to realize he may actually lose.
Gee I wonder why would anyone thirst over lanky overconfident boy next door vibe kurayhzee brown-haired Shimono Hiro-voiced average looking (it's a compliment, enough with bishonens) boy (actually a 25 y.o. man (probably doesn't care or even know shit about anything sexual)) with great music taste and sense and a dream to become a rockstar???
He JUST hits all the right spots. I will get tired recounting all the things I want to do to him. Please, if there is god, please someone, deliver some lewds with him. I am going insane, my imagination is going wild. Someone just needs to visualize that all.
I just wanna see some Korsica or Peppermint gentle femdom porn with Chai. He is built for /ss/-style porn but everyone wants to frick a robotic cat instead for some reason
> /ss/
He's 25
>/ss/-STYLE
I.E. "ara ara~, etc."
I don't think his IQ is that high anon
ripe for the firm hands of powerful older men
He's a fricking twink. I'm not even sure where he gets all that power to fight robots, aside from his arm.
Probably has an absurdly fast metabolism where he's always high energy but needs to eat like 6000 calories a day
I'd prefer Peppermint being forced to sit in the corner and watch Chai rail Korsica.
Korsica sitting on Chai's face!
and another one
HI-FI LOVEMAKING WITH CHAI - JUST ADD MILK!
69ing with Chai, and he is on top of you so you can always easily fondle his butt too!
Nakadashi sex three times in a row!
Making Chai straddle you while you hold his hands, face to face!
Letting go of just one hand so you can continue to please the rest of his body, from his sensitive chest to his slender waist!
Letting him lay atop your body once he melts from the sheer pleasure he feels!
Pumping him full of three thick, hot, full loads!
Pounding Chai's cute prostate until he has body-shaking, handsfree orgasms!
Giving Chai kisses and calling him a good boy.
stop shilling this garbage
Stop thinking everything is shilling, homosexual.
They're right though. The praise and shilling for this game is super inorganic. Especially when points of criticism aren't looked at objectively and you devolve your brain to console war fanboysim
I dont get it, does the cat have a cute voice or something? There is nothing sexy about it. E621 has only like 13 entries too.
im getting filtered by the samurai dudes when the lock you into that rhythm parry-instakill minigame
you mean the one where the lighting bolts appear?
that rhythm's pretty easy but if you can't do one of them just dodge the shockwave that the enemies put out twice and then you'll stay in gameplay, they wont be able to lock you into that parry minigame.
That's the first real skillcheck of the game where it's willing to frick your mouth. Some of the later parries are even more bullshit. If you see them stomp you can i-frame through the knockdown ring or jump over it, but you have to do that a few times in a row to get them back to normal.
Practice room to learn the timming or just stay in the air when the katanas are on the ground to avoid the minigame
You think Peppermint ever links to 808 while Chai is playing with or petting her?
The linking is color coded, and she's always glowing Peppermint's blue when Chai plays with her in the HQ
I wonder if 808 changed after Chai touched her. Its clear she tends to mimic his actions a lot, but she also tends to be his hype man more and more the longer the game goes on.
There's this myth about animals taking on traits of their owners, sometimes even partially resembling them in appearance or temperament. I think it's safe to say 808 thinks of Chai as her owner after they synched up, considering how well they jive together.
>Peppermint gets her cat cucked by Chai
>Chai also takes Korsica
The more I think about it the more I love that Chai had no idea how to play guitar but wanted to be a rockstar for some reason. That's like the ultimate fake it till you make it attitude
I'm just imagining Peppermint sighing in resignation and taking her place under one of Chai's outstretched arms on the couch while Korsica is on his other side and 808 is napping on his lap.
Tsundere moment
808 ON THE TV!
What even is this? Action? Slop? Apparently it has stealth which makes me worried.
No it just a fanart and this didn't have any stealth.
They say "Hey, this is a stealth mission". Chai's a dumbass and this goes out the window in two seconds every time.
camera needs to be pulled out like 50% more.
camera is fine they just need to take all the shit off the screen.
there's absolutely no reason or justification for beat attacks to have a QTE popup.
I actually played it and it's pretty mid. The animation is nice, but that's it.
Anyways, this is a VERY VERY transparent marketing stunt because NOT A SINGLE ANON talked about this game till now.
Its because it was just released out of nowhere with no prior announcement, dipshit snoygay
>no-one talked about this game before it shadowdropped
>instead they only talked about it after they played it
oh no?
is it eight oh eight or BoB?
probably not Bob since they call 808 "she"
eitoeit
They call it 8 0 8 in the game
808 like the drums
I thought it was like the Ibanez pedal
yaoya
Ah, so this is the non-horror title Shinji said Tango had been working on before I'm guessing. Neat. So now there's just whatever game they're remaking also.
Idk what you mean or where this is from, but cool looking creature/cat. I really love this. Would pet/10.
the only way to parry is to press B, right? because i hit an enemy when he was doing an attack and it broke his stun meter instantly
You can only parry with B but I'm pretty sure you get bonus stun for interrupting attacks and causing staggers.
there's a parry clash like how in kingdom hearts you can parry with your attacks. your attack lands on the next beat and it's not super reliable or guaranteed to work, messy stuff can happen with the hitboxes.
the actual parry is instant and will work 100% of the time.
Fine i'll say it.
A cat is fine too.
So its worth it?
Yeah, especially if you already have gamepass. Solid platforming, really fun combat with room for experimentation and flourishes, writing that's charmingly cliche in a saturday morning cartoon way, and just a lot of heart overall. It's a game that's perfectly happy to be a game, and doesn't have any irony or shame about that. I've got 20 hours in it and will probably sink another 5-10 in continuing the postgame.
Don't care, people will just consoom it and make porn since there is a cat
then why ask
>Solid platforming
I wouldn't go that far, has just about the worst jump of any game.
I suppose that's fair. The jump has a weird startup along with an uneven cadence overall, and the airdash feels like garbage even after I'm used to it. I meant more in terms of the level design with interesting side paths to spice up the main corridors and setpieces. I'm also mentally comparing it to the platforming in Astral Chain, which is cordially invited to suck the shit from my butthole.
Why does it look so tween
>all the porn is 90% the cat
As it should be
Korsica nude mod when
As it should be.
>all the porn is 90% the cat
what? where?
I'm curious, what are some things you guys want to see in future patches/possible dlc? I would love a photo mode
>patches/dlc
I don't want to see any.
I'd rather it just get a sequel.
>turbo mode
>boss practice
those would be easy as shit to add in an update
>difficulty mode that remixes enemy placements
>legendary dark knight mode aka musou-number enemy waves
It already has a turbo mode
sauce me up on how to unlock it
Its actually just a setting in the gameplay options, you can change the speed of the music which in turn changes the gameplay speed.
There's no such setting.
how would that work? since everything is synced to the beat and every song in this game has to range from 110bpm to 170bpm to avoid animations looking strange.
does it speed up the songs?
doesn't seem like double time would work.
>O-OUR NEW MASCOT IS A CAT
Xbox trannies.
Where's the Blinx skin, tango?
Hol up so you b saying weez sumkinda suicide squad
I want to trap Peppermint's mind inside the cat and frick the living shit out of her lesbian kitty pussy
peppermint!
>Anytime the game does a closeup of her piercing green eyes
fricking hell they knew what they were doing
Sex with Peppermint when?
NOW, YOU'RE LATE
I want Korsica to firmly plant her ass on my face after sucking her wiener and getting fricked in my ass
test
Kale's Doc Ock form is so annoying, the shield break move just doesn't seem to land half the time and then I have to wait for him to do it again.
It doesn't work if he's just blocking your attack, you have to specifically wait for his shield slam where they get stuck in the ground.
welp, I'm fricking moronic, thanks
You're fine, I died on that stage 10+ times for similar reasons. Dude's hard.
Name a more kino moment in the game than this
Best moment
This entire sequence had me in The Zone, honestly all of Roquefort's level was pretty great.
>off model
>has a dick bulge
>triangle hips
for fricks sake.
That's not a dick bulge, she just has a meaty pussy
>>has a dick bulge
>this frickers so mindbroken he sees puffy vulva as a dick
finally, an accurately-sized Korsica
>Puffy nipples
So what was wrong with Chai's real arm? Why was it in a sling?
He was faking an injury to get a cyborg replacement, which is honestly pretty based
That's pretty rude for his right arm. I hope it found a better owner.
Was he? It seemed pretty immobile.
He uses it in the opening cutscene when he's getting ready
He hands over his MP3 player with both hands but it's shot so you only see the hands, then the next shot it's back in the sling. It's such an obvious oversight that I'm pretty sure it's intentional and nobody cared enough to disqualify him.
CHAI AND KORSICA SEXOOOOOOOO CHAI AND PEPPERMINT SEXOOOOOOO CHAI AND PEPPERMINT AND KORSICA SEXOOOOOOOOO
Why was Roquefort so mad tho?
Because time is money and every second spent fighting this punk is time that could be spent earning.
>Put in charge of finances.
>Zanzo keeps draining his budget making shit up
>Rekka keeps draining budget by breaking everything with even a single scratch on it
>Mimosa's draining the budget for her stupid stage show
>You somehow have to fund ALL of these baboons and still keep the company profitable.
I'd be angry too no lie.
>Beat game
>You get Ganker options
Nice
I like the game, but at the same time I hate how it forces tutorials down your throat. No tutorial should last past one or two examples. Parrying in particular was my least favorite part of the whole game. I CAN PARRY! I FRICKING GET IT! FRICK OFF! Easily my least favorite level in the whole game.
>I CAN PARRY! I FRICKING GET IT!
You say that, but according to achievement data that point filtered 90% of people.
I don't even blame them. That whole segment was beyond annoying. Especially mini-boss rage part. I'm not sure if it was due to me picking Very Hard or whatever, but I was struggling hard with this part in particular. Dude has like 5 attacks or so in the row and if you don't parry 1 of these perfectly it fricking resets. It did not help that he raped my health if I missed (again, probably my own mistake for picking Very Hard, but the game honestly looked piss easy even on this difficulty minus this part here). Definitely the most annoying tutorial I faced.
The timing is harsh even on normal, beyond that it becomes pretty ridiculous.
put /1UC2Lh9FBHgWZuolciU36Q==/ in your MD5 filter.
>the entire gang gets mad at you if you quit during the final level
the SOUL is unreal
Is there a practice mode or a way to replay missions? Or do you have to beat the whole game first?
Training mode gets added after the third level, mission replay comes after you beat the game though.
Cheers man, finally starting to feel the RHYTHM
I found recently like a Chai Peppermint Latte is a popular trendy coffee drink. What if in some future game (if they don't commit to Peppermint and Korsica) they have a kid called Latte
The conflict of the sequel should be that Chai had sex with an impregnated Peppermint, Korsica, and Mimosa and they are all pissed at him as a result.
Mimosa is fricking dead mate
No body, no death
Chai fricking exploded her anon
Korsica exploded too and she got fixed up in somebody's garage hideout.
What if Korsica shrank me and drank me in her coffee haha that would be so funny
She'd probably just complain about the decaf.
>her coaster says she runs on decaf
Fake fan spotted
She has no choice in the matter.
I just wanted her to eat me, ok. Let me indulge my degeneracy in peace.
The coffee machine broke and only serves decaf, nobody ever fixed it so I think the implication is she got used to it.
I think the running gag is that a technician bot tinkered with the coffee machines firmware update so they would only serve decaf as his last act of vengeance
frick me i instantly thought of gunther lmao
wow. you got the reference. congrats
Get on it drawgays
Chai means "tea" in Russian. Imagine how silly it sounds for us whenever characters call him by his name.
Chai's a type of tea in english too, the dude has a dumb name on purpose
I doubt this is a coincidence given that peppermint tea tastes pretty good.
>plot is Latte travels back in time to make sure he is concieved
>Does everything he can to make his dad boink his mom like bttf
>does everything in his power to try and make Peppermint end up with Chai
>fails when Korisca falls for Chai in a stunning twist
>Latte doesn't vanish
I love this animation. For the other characters helping out it's whatever but for Korsica he's cheering her on and it only further fuels my ship brainrot.
He does the same with Macaron
one billion years in paint
I like it!
Quality
Cute!
very nice
Rekka would be an incredible wife and mother
No man alive has a dick big enough to deposit seed in her womb
that's why you build a robo dick, dumbass
Allow me to introduce myself.
Okay you got me there
Consider the following:
Mecha Knot
Could this game run on a 970 or is it out of the question?
You might be okay
This game makes me feel like a moron. Admittedly this is my first game of this genre since DMC3, I'm playing on hard, and I am still A/S ranking most fights. But in the heat of battle I always forget my combos, never know which combo would be optimal in a situation, can't keep track of enemies and their tells, and mostly just get by dodging a lot, getting lucky with iframes, and being good at the rhythm aspect thanks to hundreds of hours in Crypt of the Necrodancer. How long does it normally take for combos in a game like this to feel like second nature? I never even learned any combos in DMC3 because I played on easy. I feel like there's a mental block that appears in combat which makes me forget all my moves and I can't practice proper fights in the training room because the training room only allows you to spawn one enemy at a time. I wanna be stylish but my score ranking is often B and I'm getting carried by my just timing always being S.
I'd say like a good 1/3rd of the combos aren't very useful. The base two combos and the beat-skip launchers are basically 90% of what you need (which makes sense, because you have to buy the rest and the game can't assume you will). For example, the combo that fires the three AOE beams is far more annoying to time for basically not much more benefit than the regular three Y combo.
If you're getting good scores and not dying all the time you're playing fine. I thinks someone who is kinda shit at combos but perfect at parries could just shit all over the game with S-ranks because you can set things up to reward parries so much. And vice-versa.
If I had a beef with the combat in this game it's that the screen gets cluttered up with shit the more you use your summons and the game really fricking wants you to use them in end-game constantly because it mixes in enemies that need all of them and Korsica/Macron's AOEs are incredibly useful and don't interrupt your flow. In big fights where you're spamming them to keep the fricking fire/barriers/armor shit down it looks like a cartoon furball and I can't see what the frick is going on
why isn't there a turbo mode for the actual levels??
cmon
i just got this, do i play with the licensed music or no?
your choice. Both ost's are pretty good.
The licensed music they use for the boss fights is better, the streaming mode feels like an afterthought
don't have sex with cats, that's an order
*disobeys*
that cat looks like it needs correction
Is it cheating to use Rhythm assist?
I don't see why it would be, the entire game environment and the HUD is a rhythm assist anyway
Depends on the person. I personally find it easier to just listen to the beat than looking at the rhythm bar
No, because 808 is just that floating right next towards you and is always on camera no matter how you angle yourself, the Assist bar is just yet more obvious of the tells the game's already making rather clear, it's not 'new' information, just easier to see and if you need the better visual cue then go for it.
Also I am sad due towards how the camera works you can't actually see the other side of this and take a photo.
Weirdest oversight in the game. I even tried summoning Peppermint but she turns with the camera so you can't get a shot of the partner looking through it.
Is 岩星 chinese or something? It's not any word I know and it's not on kotobank.
Can you not use Google?
It's rock+star.
Just use your phone google translate camera app to translate it.
how did they do it i actually dont hate the MC i would even go so far to say i kinda like him
He's not cynical or edgy but he's also not altruistic and preachy. Just a guy defying the expectations the world's given to him and having fun with it.
What stage was this image from? I can't remember, I recorded most of it but it's not popping out.
I think its just one of the random transition animations between enemy spawns you get in the multi-part combat encounters.
Oh is it the one where he flips 808 on the guitar? Shit this is going to be hard to find...
Not a cat.
A robot.
Carry on.
Post >yfw
Final boss spoilers for those still going through.
wouldn't have minded a fight against the group as brainwashed Chai
I was expecting to take control of each of the sidekicks to free Chai after the short bit where you controlled CNMN. Playing as the cat was much better though.
>XD Kitty combos!! =333
But in a good way. Like finding a way to fondly remember something you've been conditioned to cringe at.
>this DUMB FRICKING CAT
I'm gonna be real with you every time Kale opens his mouth I expect Handsome Jack's voice to come out
https://www.steamcardexchange.net/index.php?gamepage-appid-1817230
here ya go mate
Are they supposed to be dimmed?
Those are the actual files used in the Steam profiles, it's usually up to the developer how bright they are. It would also be up to the devs to release the originals so I'm afraid I can't help you there.
Aw man, don't tell me they're gonna pull that cliche "the animal gets hurt so the hero breaks his mind control" shit
>camera moves behind 808 and I get control
uh oh.... forspoken troonie is having a meltdown...
>getting defensive
So he is right then
>is this a shill thread? say yes and if you say no then you're saying yes
damn, checkmate. good job.
Correct, i wasn't asking if it was or not.
And I wasn't asking if I could tell you to frick off or not
>If the content of this post feels disingenuous and phony it's-
It doesn't, so I will continue to browse the thread.
Edgy rival based on numetal
Personally, I'm hoping for an edgy rival with an acoustic who plays Spanish guitar. Maybe has a partner who hits the castanets.
808 bros, how long will we have to wait for our turn at a pillow?
I need.
Approximately 897 seconds
korsica needs a singular mole on the cheek
The art style is definitely its strongest points. It reminds me of Ben10 or the faux anime cartoons had in the mid 2000's. But it also leans more into a western art style so that it doesn't feel uncanny like RWBY.
And I think they did a fantastic job on the cel-shading because of how clean it looks. I look forward to any GDC conferences if the devs decide to do a showcase on how they achieved it consistently in-engine.
but I won't be getting the game because I'm dog shit at rhythm games
>was getting raped by the Samurai's parry shit on Very Hard
>now getting fricked by the crows later on in the same mission
I regret starting on Very Hard bro's... I am starting to get fricking F I L T E R E D
Can't even change it without starting a new save
Just dodge or parry the shockwave that triggers the showdown, if you bypass it twice they transition back to normal combat and you can just kill them normally.
the birds are just pure cancer
They're annoying but I just made a replay of their showdown the first time I got to it and studied it. They weren't too bad after that.
The birds are easy to break though. Just magnet + hit them while Pepper shoots at them.
Oh man Kale is going to frick you.
My thoughts exactly, lol. I spent the whole game getting A and S ranks and then his third phase kicks in and totally rapes me. For me it was those damn laser drones, didn't seem like they were timed to the song.
They are timed to the song, they just also hit on off-beats, so the second Kale says "Try dodging this" you have to just stop and hear the 'charging up' sound they make for the exact rythem to counter towards.
Alright cool. I'll keep that in mind for my next run. I feel like I need to mess with the audio sliders a bit so I can hear the music better. Might just be my setup, but it seems like the music is too quiet most of the time.
Been a musician for 20 years (a real one, not just a guitar wanker) and I still almost got filtered by the end there.
Never touching anything past hard.
>the cat's necklace is the Metallica star logo
I love this game
I think it's actually the kanji for echo? 響
when did games stop being fun
when they stopped focusing more on the game part and treated it as an accessory to "MUH CINEMATIC STORY"
Business men and suits started to take part in the game design instead of letting the creatives just do what they want.
Needs to be a careful balance. For every game ruined by suits being moronic, there are just as many ruined by giving the creatives free reign to do whatever.
>Needs to be a careful balance
Absolutely fricking not. Creatives having free reign leads to higher results in product variety across the market. Suits designing games results in products feeling too similar and market stagnation. Suits should focus on selling the product because they only think in numbers, nothing more.
No, creatives having total free reign generally leads to bloated projects that go into development hell and come out as complete messes. You need impartial, uncaring no fun allowed suits (or at least people able to put themselves in that mindset) setting budget and time limitations or else the creatives go full moron.
Budget and time limitations has nothing to do with game design, that just time management. Everyone has to adhere to restraints within any project.
Black person editors exist for a reason and even best works of art have them.
It's Mimosa for me, bros
Made for facials
I'm still waiting
I'm kind of surprised no one's done anything perverted with Peppermint putting the mind control software into Chai.
Get your mind out of the gutter, anon.
Imagine having mind controlled Chai all to yourself bros
>Kale planning to mind control the masses purely so he wouldn't have to do product research anymore
>his sister does it so she can molest them
Kale is obviously the best Vandelay sibling
Give it time
Personally waiting on the 3D stuff myself. The models got ripped a couple days ago so…
Which of the girls in this game is going to look the hottest nude? I can't decide
>Roqueforte The Black Blade
Best boss
Great game, but I find Chai to be very unlikeable. Is it just me?
yeh
how
I just find him annoying.
I can see someone feeling that way. I was mostly neutral/occasionally amused by him but he won me over in the end.
I'll take your word for it since I haven't beaten the game yet.
He's pretty unlikable in the first act, then still too stupid to be endearing until around Track 6 or 7. Then he's fully come around by 8. I think the idea is that he's portrayed as being a better person the more he's around other people he would call his friends, whereas when he's alone he's way too focused on himself.
Well I'm at the part after he gets knocked out and you have to escape jail. I'm also playing in English. I don't mind the voice acting. I just don't like the person he is. He really pisses me off sometimes with what he says.
I'll give you some amnesty, usually characters like him have their moments of cleverness or quick-wit, but only towards the end does that side of him ever show. He's consistently dumb for a while.
Well, first of all, what dub are you playing it on?
And second of all, he isn't that unlikeable, he's just a silly dork, but a silly CAPABLE adorkable teen/young adult.
He's like easily the best character in the game. I find everyone else to be aggressively milquetoast.
This is the first game in a long time that I've actually stayed up past bed time because I was hooked. I'm going to be fricking knackered tomorrow. Also it's funny they used the Ghostwire font in the menus kek
the jokes are off the chart honestly from twin peaks to xenogears they seemed to just have fun with the game
what color are peppermint's nipples?
Her mother is Indian but I get a feeling the father was a white chad given how Kale turned out. Coin flip odds between pink or brown nipples.
Dark skin, dark nipples, no exceptions.
Play Hi-fi Rush
Sequel when?
Probably never. This doesn't feel like franchise material to me. Bought themselves a free pass to getting something else new and original approved I'd bet though.
Hopefully never, sequels nearly always ruin an IP
No need to rush or ruin it, if they did they likely wouldn't polish the mechanics like they need to and would probably double down on the smaller safe and woke shit in it. Let some time pass for a better game, enjoy what we have now.
No sequel but I can see some DLC with playable Korsica campaign or something or full on Special Edition.
HOW CAN TARGET IN THIS GAME? IS IT POSSIBLE TO TARGET? I HATE I CANNOT TARGET ENEMY??? SOMEONE CONFIRM??
There is no lock on in this game
WHY NO LOCK? I DONT LIKE TARGET AUTO NEAREST ENEMY?? WHY NO LOCKING MAKE IT BETTER?
Making the player have to manually lock and do directional inputs for moves while trying to keep rhythm was probably a real problem in development.
It doesn't auto target Chang, it attacks in the direction you're facing.
DOES THAT IS AUTO TARGET ? HELLO????
It does autotarget to some degree, like if you're using the grapple chain or summon someone. But it doesn't restrict you too much despite technically being "locked" on.
Ah fair, I was thinking primarily in regards of the combat itself. Figured they assumed it was something like Bamham combat
They put more effort into conversations about quitting at any time not making sense than trying to make quitting at any time make sense. I love this game.
This shit actually makes me wonder how much of this game's meta jokes are about development in general or about this game in particular.
I mean there are suspiciously A LOT of jokes related to cutting content or running out of budget for cool shit and even at the end there is a credits song literally going that they had to remove stuff etc.
I actually wonder how much was removed from it because the game itself feels rather complete. Maybe Roquefort and Kale stages feel like they planned a mission or 2 more there.
Definitely feels less rushed tho than DMC4 with 2nd half of backtracking or DMC5 with Dante dropping the daddy reveal and Nero going through full character development in 30 minutes where it feels like 5 missions in-between are missing.
>the game itself feels rather complete
I suppose that's one of the benefits of the game being released the way it did. They had as much time as they needed to round some edges and make it all piece together without any signs of "cut content"
All games have cut content, even the ones that are incredibly polished and complete. Same goes for books and movies, and all other creative works. In fact, it's probably the reason they feel so polished and complete. The hardest but maybe most important skill to cultivate as an artist is knowing when to cut away the things you like. You have to be able to tell when something you're in love with just isn't going to work, either for artistic reasons or practical "you're not getting this done" reasons.
I wouldn't necessarily view these meta references as emblematic of Hi-Fi Rush's development in particular, other than it definitely happened to it and they were probably thinking about that when they made it. But it's also probably true everyone who worked on other games before has encountered this situation too, and was also considering those moments as well.
What is the thing on 808's collar? Is it kanji?
Kanji for hibi(ki), also looks like metallica.
kino of the year or is it another cyberpunk type shilling campaign?
Solid game, don't know about GOTY though
GOTY would be hard this year. Just off the top of my head there's Harry Potter, Spider Man, and Zelda. And I'd watch out for Armored Core too.
Armored Core is going to make a lot of people anal pained when it isn't a souls-like at all.
I was more mildly miffed we didn't get a new Echo Night game, it would have been perfect
>We have the technology now to make photorealistic graphics
>FROM gets to make something other than souls-likes and action games
>could set it literally anywhere
Then again I never played any armored core game, so this could come down to me simply not understanding what I'm missing out on.
If you mean what will get nominated yeah, but I'm not seeing how Hogwarts or Zelda will be better than this game. Granted I'm not into Zelda or Open World so it's not aimed at me at all, but HL looks actively bad. Spidey 2 could be actual GOTY material if they expand on the first and have Symbiote gameplay in there, one of the few open world games where it's always fun to just move.
SM2's prolly gonna be rushed since it was slated for next year
They're literally not comprable because Cyberpunk was advertised for literal years before coming out and that hype was constant. All these comparisons people are making to Hi-fi in regards to being a shill don't hold up to any scrutiny when you consider there was literally no talk of this game until exactly when it dropped.
Hate to put it this way, but it's probably going to be one of those games that feels like GOTY while its fresh in the mind, but many probably won't hold to that view by the end of the year when they play other games.
Not putting the game down, I love it, that's just how things seem to go.
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Oh, and I upped my gamma after you lot complained. happy?
How do you make your webms look so clean anon?
>litterbox isn't loading
litterbox doesn't stream data that quick for downloads, they don't have the bandwidth unfortunately
https://temp.sh/ZCKzO/quite%20the%20spectacle.webm
Just beat the game
I love it. I actually felt something and it's been a long time since a game was able to do that. I might actually do some of the side content. There's the tower, the doors and just the ranks plus the mural. Is there more customization for chai that you can unlock?
Yeah, tons of the achievements on the poster board give outfits for different characters including Chai. Even if most of it is full outfits
Half this game is a love letter towards other shit they though was cool, and the other half is legit a direct stab at work ethics and the industry as it currently stands. It's also all told by everyone over the age of 20 that in and of itself is rather refreshing. It honestly shows you don't NEED to have everyone in the teenager age group for stuff of this nature.
Anyone got a webm of the final all out attack?
i biffed mints final
>final attack starts
>realize I don't know the Xbox controller layout
>biff half the team's finishers
I think I either pressed the buttons too early or the timing was off
Went and got it just for you, biffed a button or two but it worked out. It's very colorful though so with just 4 MB it's a bit grainy at 720p.
Also here for it looking a little cleaner at 1080. https://youtu.be/RXqtQcla6gs
Sure, hang on.
Thanks
>Peppermint midriff
>Korsica midriff
>No Mimosa midriff
Tango's artists are cruel indeed
why are you people saying gato sexo when korsica exists
People latch onto the weirdest least-human option around here, it's normal. Korsica Sexo is superior. Also REKKA SEXO
>Still early enough in the game's lifespan where there's scant few rule 34 pics
it's not fair, I need Rekka to wreck me
Patience is key
Had a flash thought of wreck it ralph and rekka fricking
rekka is finnish for a truck
https://files.catbox.moe/exaekh.mp3
Underrated post
Roxanne mind control incest blowjob/sex when
tip: If you didn't S-rank a fight, quickly quit to hideout and go back in and you can redo it
>kill Roxanne's son
>she doesn't even mention it
By Kale's own admission he wasn't her favorite.
If you had to be a prisoner in your own body for 20 years, I'm sure you would lose any sense of sentiment with the person who did it to you.
the whole 'the bosses actually die' thing is just weird enough that I'm not sure if they're going to commit to it or not
I can see them return in a future game/DLC with little to no explanation as to how they all survived getting exploded/buried in gold
>Gives Chai a position that is the equivalent of being an unpaid intern
Maybe Vandelay under Roxanne isn't so great.
He didn't die, he exploded.
Unga bunga Rekka steamy hot aggressive sex
Here it is. The webm no one asked for of everyone being tired during their idling poses in the costume selector.
>chunk of Macaron was cut off at first
>included more in the crop
>Macaron still too big
Whatever.
>Devs had no reason to do this
>Do it anyway
I think this is what I missed the most from games back in the day
Peppermint and Korsica look like they both have big fat puffy pussies
Can I get Korsica's in her suit if possible?
The AA really doesn't seem to like this suit.
Good lord what a woman. Thanks anon.
I just beat the game and holy shit this was great, the gameplay, dialogue and the visuals were top-notch, honestly I'm sad that I beat it now i gotta wait for another game to be this good to come out.
sex with chai.
t. korsica
Or maybe 808
constant bed breaking sex with chai
We know, Korsica.
>played half the game never doing any air combos involving heavy attacks because I would always just do the downward slam
>drove me insane at some point so I spent half an hour trying to understand why Chai is just slamming the frick out of the floor instead of doing whatever combo he's supposed to be doing
>read the description of the aerial slam move
>you can cancel out of any combo by moving LS in any direction and hitting the heavy attack
And now I feel like a fricking moron, lel
There's an option to disable that.
is it me or do they waste no time showing korsica's fat ass every chance they get
Half the reason people care about media is to jerk off to the characters in it so probably deliberate, yeah.
When was the last time we had so many hot women in vidya?
Aside from the major characters, the rest of the NPCs are just robots, right?
What happened to the human crowd at the start?
Why does everyone want to frick the cat
What is wrong with you people
808 is unironically the best character in the game
Anyone have the raw backgrounds that you can get from the points store?
>all this shipgayging
You frickers better not be writing fanfiction
Nah, it's probably for the porn more than anything.
Muscle-Futa
I would normally agree but I wanna rail her pussy and play with her firm but still soft enough muscle breasts
>massaging her pecs under her breasts after "spotting" for her lifting session
You frickers better be writing fanfiction
more like gayfiction, because everyone who writes that shit makes the gayest, most cringe shit
my headcanon is expanding at an alarming rate
Get that keyboard clacking anon
it's a good thing we're all anon here, that way I can admit that I'm constantly checking AO3 to see if there's a Hi fi rush section added yet
Just finished the game and immediately spent all my money on clothes, rate my Chai and post your own.
you look like you enjoy sucking dick, homosexualboy
I honestly usually leave the glasses off since the way Chai's eyes move tend to add to the cutscenes.
How'd you get those shades?
buy the superstar set
Honestly surprised by how much shit there is for Chai
I'm honestly kinda shocked that
>it's basically all in-game unlockables
>the best clothes are the in-game unlockables and the DLC stuff is actually super mild in comparison
>you don't even unlock the customization system until after the game is over, where most games shove it in your face immediately to maximize engagement and drive sales
I didn't know there even was a proper custom clothing feature until the credits had rolled
need to do more runs, gotta get more money for more dumb clothes.
Shame the cutscenes make the costume switches so jarring, but eh, what can you do?
Are the 3D cutscenes not in-engine?
Most are, but there's a few that aren't, if I'm not mistaken.
They are, but there's elements that are 2D baked in, along with the video segments.
My fricking sides, I just went and tried this scene because you posted that.
I also finished the game, where do you buy more clothes?
Talk to CNMN
Talk to Cinnamon to open the clothing menu and then right trigger to open the store.
Where is all the futa?
PORN WHEN
808
>"The Perfect Drug" starts playing as a boss track
How do you know if a GNR-020 is going to fire one shot or two? I can't see any indication and while I know it's probably easier to just dodge, I would like to be able to parry them consistently.
Would the game be better if it was exactly the same except for each girl having a visible bulge and would sometimes get hard while talking to Chai.
No, because they both already have fat pussy bulges
>Futa on Male
It would be worse. Granted the only girl I think would work well as futa would be Peppermint, fricking Rekka & Mimosa as a way to vent her frustrations with nuVandelay and also in Korsica not being in her league.
Only bad thing I can really say about this game is the faces look a bit too normal imo, kinda wish they went out of their way to look wackier
Anyone got a link to the models or are willing to rip/upload them?
Need those as well for several extremely unsavory reasons
Thoughts on the cat crown cosmetic?
Lads, im down fricking bad for peppermint, its unreal
Its getting real serious
I just look at her ass in game, and i just crumble, have to rub one off
Frick
>thread about gata sexo turned into a 476+ replies thread
Gatachads we just keep on winning
3D > 2D > 3D transitions
The devs are just flexing aren't they.
That and using such for loading buffers. The first rail grind with the smoke is a hyper obvious loading screen. If anything it's both a mask along with a really creative optimization.
anyone have the delivery drone locations in Track 5?
AHHHHHHHHHH PEPPERMINT BUTT
Did you make this anon?
was going to draw some more but I have work interrupting me everyday
The wage cage is a boon to many my friend.
Awooga
I wanna sniff then lick her butthole
>Korsica's ripped stockings
SEX
I just want you guys to know that I really really really like that I can see Korsica in a sports bra with my own two eyes
>Chai
>Peppermint
>Macaron
>Cinnamon
Did someone in the Dev Team get a sweetooth when they were coming up with these names?
Or fans of the toriyama works
I hope of they do a sequel we get a vergil equivalent.
Design-wise, Korsica is kind of the Vergil to Chai's Dante, it's just her fight isn't conventional. Still the best boss fight in the game for how engaging it is.
>Xbox trannies trying to shill the cat they want to frick
Back to R*ddit
>Game comes out out of nowhere
>It's obviously a good game and people want to talk about it
>SHILLS SHILLS SHILLS
>Everyone wants to frick Chai, 808, Peppermint, and Korsica
>Nothing about Smidge
Why would you do this to him?
DENTED
>Smidge
>Would be able to know exactly what kind of deprived kinks you'd want done and do them all just as you'd hope someone would preform.
>Already knows when you'd be satisfied and would end without needing to say a word.
There's a reason why the Fridge is smug. Also no one could draw that out as perfect as needed.
I rather get uninterested hand jobs from Lucille or just normal sex with the female bits with the hair and lipstick
OL-404 units got some wide hips
So is vandaley also like a school or something? Also what do they do with the body parts they replace? Chais arm was just broken but could've healed.