Aaaaaahhh!

Aaaaaahhh!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but my wife lenneth cant be replaced

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black character

    im out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you fight the black one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Odin and Valkyries are Norse mythology based on Germanic culture that's almost a thousand years old. Black people do not exist there, not even as bad guys since in those times blacks and whites did not interact with each other due to the desert serving as a natural border. No one knew black people was even a thing and that's why you never see black people being mentioned anywhere till like 500 years ago. Of-course if you watch the BBC you'd think the Romans were black but by simply taking look at a map and using a bit of common sense you know that's impossible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But its Japan, they turned Jack the Ripper into a little girl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blackwashing
      Just make a new character. I hate this demon world.

      You do realize you’ll never beat the garden gnomes right? Just stop yapping and consume.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      c ya faggit, keep gatekeeping yourself from good games because "muh black people"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. resetera

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am not out but is a 100% pirate for me
      >"Have denuvo"
      Dont care i can wait a couple of month
      I have so much to play in the meanwhile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can someone explain to me why now even nips are putting black people into euro settings?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're hiring consultants from the west. They want to expand and appeal beyond Japan and think listening to western marketing teams is what will do it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >black
        she's med at worst

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be considered black in my country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. You won't be missed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can someone explain to me why now even nips are putting black people into euro settings?

      >now
      Loki was not white in the original PS one Valkyrie Profile.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if she's black
      Is she hot or cute? If yes that's a win in my eyes
      Not racist when horny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically it's ok when japs do it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really isn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is because they put them in because they feel like it instead of being preachy about it. That is the biggest difference. Both the intent as well as the lack of gayy preaching.
          But feel free to deny it so everyone knows you don't have basic pattern recognition.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >instead of being preachy about it.
            That's what it feels like here. It's also wrong when the company policy is forcing this on the dev, which is also what's going on at Square.
            You think the jap devs also spontaneously decided to make Forspoken the way it is? Don't be a fool.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blackwashing
    Just make a new character. I hate this demon world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally a new character

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she look almost exactly like Hrist in armor/weapon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought she looks like a moron?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >armor/weapon is nearly identical to Hrist's style
            >s-she's different!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she literally has a different name and a different face
              >le armor
              >le weapon
              literally doesn't matter, you can be wearing a skirt right now but that still doesn't make you a woman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're thinking she replaces Hrist. Does she?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're thinking it's a different game, the main character is different, even the devs are different.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did they mean by this

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pillpill me on this game. Is it fun? Is there much build variety? Is the story good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's very 6.5-7/10

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's very 6.5-7/10
        those are some of my favorite games of all time. Especially the PS2 era.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it's exactly what I expected based on everything that was shown so far. Why did anyone expect it to not be shit? That's what's confusing me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its alot better than the trailer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            too bad there's no PC demo, would've liked to try it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't own any consoles?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no but I'll be able to try it on release for free anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you like Chaos Legion or other bad PS2 hack'n slash games? It's pretty much on the same level.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a demo, there's nothing substancial storywise.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets graded at end of mission
    What the fuck. I just wanna explore and not get this dmc shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to reward the player based on his performance, but the implemented it in the laziest way possible. VP1 gave you exp crystals for juggling enemies, VP2 gave you materials for breaking parts, VP CotM gave you extra sin for overkilling enemies, which meant better rewards when you complete a mission. Also, VP1 rewarded you at the end of each period based on the einherjar you sent to Valhalla - Freya would give you a shitload of goodies if you fulfilled all of her criteria. Elysium doesn't give you shit. Rewards for missions are static. The grade is meaningless.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rapier seems cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just got it, it seems nice

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also i feel like the parry/counter is too strict
    Does difficulty/hard affects it?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is A the highest rank or S?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this demo rigged that you dont get the last available defender skill? Im always missing 5 violet gem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got all 5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not rigged; it's an oversight. gems drop in increments of 10, but there's a chest that gives you 5 violet gems, forever fucking you because the demo caps the gems at 500, so you can never actually collect that last 10 gems since it would overflow past 500, and the game is not coded to just give you 5 gems and then discard the rest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking japs and their spaghetti coding
        How the fuck am i gonna get that skill then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Play through the entire level again and open the 5 gem chest.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it just chapter1 then the 2 subquests? If it is then fuck it deleting this shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What difficulty are you playing on? I've gotten all the skills and I haven't even touched the chests on Hard. Everything's at cap too

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played through the demo its fun enough I guess though this would be first play at the Valkrie games. Appreciate pantyshots instead of black void shit or ugly Valkries like from Nuwar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YESSSSS.
      Thank fucking good lord. I just hope she gets different outfits tbh senpai.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hoping for more outfits as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nier costume will be greatly appreciated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any brown stain?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you, probably.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can feel my ps5 dying with the magic effects lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't there vrr or higher frame rate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My ps5 didn’t cha at all, clean your shit out bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop fucking lying. I just fought some dragon that had an icebreath n i swear it drop to like 20s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nta, mine is working fine. I just wish this game has higher framerate or vrr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my ps4 pulled out a revolver and blew its hdd out the second the first tutorial enemy showed itself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a ps4 problem.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm aware of that, but I'm not dropping $500 for a console that's single exclusive is a remaster of a ps3 game.
          I liked the demo, I didn't $570 like it

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demo started off eh but I was having fun by the end. The combat actually flows well and shines the best when there’s multiple enemies with different weaknesses on the field. Zipping between them and slinging the correct spells felt good. I was worried about the variety but if there’s a good amount of weapon types and spells it should keep things fresh for the whole game.
    Don’t know if I want to drop $60 Day 1 but I have my eye on it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    U guys thing we are gonna get cities/towns like in vp1? I never played vp2 so idk what happens there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VP2 was the same as 1. Every now and then there would be a town but all you could really do was walk from one end to the other and talk to NPCs.
      From the demo of this it seems like Valhalla is the hub which will eventually get filled with other NPCs and maybe your Einherjar to talk with as the story progresses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VP2 had towns; that was where you crafted new shit, since you had to use merchants for crafting instead of transmuting. They were also kind of checkpoint hubs where you rested and restocked items before going into a dungeon.

      I seriously doubt Elysium will have towns. There doesn't appear to be a need for any.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to lie, its actually better than the trailer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the trailer made it look like ass. If it weren’t for the demo I wouldn’t have paid attention to the game at all.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE

    WUZ

    VALKYRIES N SHEEET

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved 1 and 2, and was initially turned off by the first trailer but damn I had a LOT of fun with the demo. I am weak for trashy ARPGs though so the genre shift worked in my favor anyway

    Using the kick as a launcher and then grabbing the enemy and doing the uppercut air combo feels really nice. I can't wait to play with the full kit

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a weapon list?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I’m not sold on is how sidequests work. If they take you back to the same map anyway just let me complete as soon as I activate them instead of having to complete the level then come back. Just feels like padding.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a prequel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like a reboot. It follows the same structure of the first game. Odin creates valkyries to gather warriors in preparation for ragnarok. You go to various places in Midgard to purify souls to send to Valhalla. Eventually the black valkyrie enters the scene, who is almost certainly analogous to Hrist.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shills trying to hype the game up while the actual fans hate it

    It's HUZZAH all over again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >while the actual fans hate it
      what are those real fans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up retard, go actually play the game before writing it off.
      I don't get the "its not a valkyrie game" when literally every game in the series play different to each other.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >S-Spend the money then you can complain when its too late!
        No.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a demo you window licker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't get the "its not a valkyrie game" when literally every game in the series play different to each other.
        1 and 2 had nearly identical gameplay with the biggest change being the story structure, and they shared the plot.
        Covenant of the Plume was still less of a departure than this is you disingenuous gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't engage with that retard. He never played any of these games. I guarantee anyone bitching that Covenant of the Plume is different never played it. It's more similar to the first game than Silmeria is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m actually bummed it has the VP attached it for that reason. If it were just a new IP or on its own it would probably just fly under the radar as a decent but nothing amazing action game.
      But since it has the VP name people are going to hate it on principle of it not being like 1 and 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you remember when VP2 released? Every fan of the original game hated it. I loved it, and I still do, and now it seems like more fans are coming around. Covenant of the Plume, similarly, is a great game. Even though the genres *appear* to be different between entries, the basic premise of juggling enemies through combos remains the same.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you remember when VP2 released? Every fan of the original game hated it.
          Nice revisionism. People disliked the Einherjar getting sidelined and the linear structure but 2 was always praised for everything else.

          [...]
          People will hate it because there’s a lot who genuinely believe the “old good new bad” mentality regardless of actual quality.
          People still shit on VP2 regularly for not being like 1 even though it still has the same core concept and a lot of similarities with only the Einherjar system really being toned down to focus on a bigger main cast instead.

          >People will hate it because there’s a lot who genuinely believe the “old good new bad” mentality regardless of actual quality.
          Ah yes, actual quality. Something that is clearly impossible to demonstrably compare.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But since it has the VP name people are going to hate it on principle of it not being like 1 and 2.
        what annoys me is that "fans" just can't be happy valkyrie is getting a new game at all.
        it's been dead for 15 years, i guarantee the same people shitting on it already are also the same types to cry if SE decided to never do anything with the ip ever again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what annoys me is that "fans" just can't be happy valkyrie is getting a new game at all.
          What annoys me is that retards like you think fans of a series should be happy that it gets brought back from the dead with a new entry in a new genre by devs who had nothing to do with the original in a new title that doesn't in any way do the series justice. Why the fuck are fans supposed to appreciate a game that clearly isn't made for them?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then they cry when theres no more games of that series

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would rather have no games than shitty spin-offs made by different developers that are just cashing in on the name. Stop pretending everyone other than you is one person who can't keep their opinions straight you stupid fuck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you remember when VP2 released? Every fan of the original game hated it. I loved it, and I still do, and now it seems like more fans are coming around. Covenant of the Plume, similarly, is a great game. Even though the genres *appear* to be different between entries, the basic premise of juggling enemies through combos remains the same.

        People will hate it because there’s a lot who genuinely believe the “old good new bad” mentality regardless of actual quality.
        People still shit on VP2 regularly for not being like 1 even though it still has the same core concept and a lot of similarities with only the Einherjar system really being toned down to focus on a bigger main cast instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its only issue is being different. Hindsight will vindicate the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You won't find a bigger Valkyrie Profile fan on this board than me, and I didn't hate it. I don't hate it because Tri Ace is not responsible, so I can't really judge it as a true Valkyrie Profile game; this is more like a spin-off, or fanfiction. Judging it as a brand new action game, it's not bad. Definitely far from great, but I don't hate it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people enjoying the demo get called shills by the one retard spamming the thread with BUT THE moron posts
      Oh yeah definitely
      Feel free to have a nice day any time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That huzzah shit was legitimately funny.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is this HUZZAH you speak of?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The people “pretending” to shill the Saints Row reboot. The fact that it was pissing people off was just funny to me.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is ok

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mogged by every single older VP game

    Damn...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all cute

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the PS4 version that bad?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she gets porn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I searched the hottest mc of previous titles and she only got 2 pages of rule34

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be satisfied with just some Lazyprocrastinator animations of the mc and the dark slut.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has the be meme

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tags?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lenneth.obviously

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The demo was fun outside of some rough looking visuals even on PS5. I can already see how crazy the combat will get once you get more weapons/skills/einherjar. Hopefully the full game turns out well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is her butt round?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the riding..
      Captcha:DDD4X

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    September 29 vs November 9
    Cute girl vs bald man
    Valkyrie vs a god
    Hilde vs black Angrboda
    East vs West
    Valkyrie Elysium vs God of War Ragnarock

    Yep, my vote is on the Japs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      valkyrie will have more interesting game play
      god of war will look prettier and be more polished and feature more press circle to do thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dad of war has better gameplay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow, a real time traveler!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but Ragnarok looks pretty much identical gameplay wise

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She fucks white einherjar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will she be Sheva tier?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better if she has blue eyes to contrast darker skin, nothing gets me harder more than that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope she has red eyes in contrast to the protagonist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know, the art design is actually good, it's the 3D stuff that looks terrible and worse the VP2.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get a little annoyed at her repeating voicelines?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't they make Hrist's game bros

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I summon any of my teammates after the tutorial?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The in game explanation is that the tutorial is just Valkyrie having a sort of prophetic dream and she hasn’t actually gotten any teammates yet. Chapter 1 ends with her recruiting the sword dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh ok. I skipped everything, so I can get a feel on the combat. Not worth wasting my time watching the cutscenes until I get the full game.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >after first cathedral
    >need bow dude to make bridge or whatever
    >he's gone from the skill palette
    >what the fuck
    >use other dude
    >both of them disappear and reappear in the skill palette and game crashes
    great demo.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How thick is her butt? Im a butt man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a fucking slut!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna download the demo.
    I only have a base PS4.
    Pray for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, not alot of things happening in this game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's good to hear. Thanks.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The parry in this game is quite strict.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Doesn't help that the animations aren't that tight.
      Besides the perfect parry there was a skill I couldn't use consistently. It's the one with the square button. iirc you can hold guard as long you want but as soon as an attack hits you have to press square or something like that. Like I said, couldn't use it consistently and I wonder if the few times I managed to pull it off it wasn't actually the perfect parry thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The roll seems more useful than the block so far for me. The enemy attacks are slow.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You still gain more of those gold materials with a perfect parry, though, so I suppose it would be better to learn to master it in the full game if you want to upgrade more easily.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $10 says Hilde falls in love with a prettyboy that turns out to be Lezard

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chances of sexy outfits? I know pc will give glorious no bottom day 1.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it fun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is actually ok

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will this mad lad be back. it would feel wrong if he was completely left out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DLC Einherjar

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it out yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You only get a taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demo? yes. The complete game? Sep 29.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But is it fun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the demo. It's better than the trailer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't actually play games. I just need to get my shitposting up to speed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worthy of 20 dollars.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no ultrawide support
    cancelled my pre-order

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >same roastie from Foh'spoken, SH leak is in three different games
    Yike

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow the new trailers looks good

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >naruto run animation
    kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The valkyrie on the first game on the ps1 actually runs the same.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the demo not on Steam?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly, you guys won't be eating

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least it's not EGS exclusive. I still can't play Jack's game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can pirate his game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thong no buy

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no reason for this to exist, except insult the series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's disgusting. No reason why you should be looking under her skirt without her permission

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Elysium
    >Eve
    What's with Ganker trying to pass a 5/10 looking bitch as some kind of Sex Goddess

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GAME UK got exclusive rights to the steelbook preorder bonus in bongland
    >more expensive than anywhere else
    >go to preorder
    >£5 pick up in store fee on top
    fucking greedy cunts, I cancelled that shit right away when I saw that.
    fucking square giving exclusives to the worst retailers possible.
    can't wait till the highstreet fucking dies and we can just order everything online.
    a real bitch since the steelbook looks sexy as hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will regret this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no I won't, a piece of steel sitting on my shelf isn't worth another $30 of expenditure over just buying the game anywhere else

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