Agent 47 has been hired to kill you.
You have 2 weeks to prepare after which he could show up at any time.
What do you do to survive?
Agent 47 has been hired to kill you. You have 2 weeks to prepare after which he could show up at any time.
Agent 47 has been hired to kill you.
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Carry on with my life because I'm not in a videogame.
I make 2 bloody handprints under the wallpaper in my room and show it to him when he arrives so he'll immediately drop everything and let me inject an unknown substance directly into his neck with his guard completely dropped.
Hire a team of very hairy and butt-naked guards.
You're all dead
Make a Party in my private island.
Hire only women so he can't use the dresses
I beg Karl Fairburne to keep me safe.
Invest in sunglasses with a fake nose and moustache, fedora and brown trenchcoat
Im going to stop picking up any coins a bald fuck throws at me
Have hidden cameras everywhere, offsite surveillance room
Remove any cupboard, closet or anything that can be used to dump bodies into
tweet that agent 47 has been hired to kill me, making it clear that there's a snitch and try to get him to bail out
contact some organization that has had some member killed by agent 47 (if he exists, one must assume everything that happened in the games is real and all the organizations are, too), and tell them that he is on to me and they could catch him for revenge, then let them deal with him and possibly get paid for the info
why would he bail instead of killing both you and the snitch at the same time with a chandelier
why would he know who the snitch is?
meanwhile i was contacted by someone, how else could i know about it? he may want that information
I'll get a tiny tattoo somewhere where it's not visible.
I'll go somewhere that's only accessible by an elevator. 47's presence somehow disables every elevator he comes across, so I'm safe.
Realistically, nothing, assuming no time limit. Even if you could somehow form an absolutely airtight defence against him there's no way it'll hold for long. Guards become lax after three or four months of absolutely nothing happening, and you're holed up in your room that whole time, paranoid and sleep deprived, just waiting for one of them to suddenly spin around and cap you or for a wall to collapse on top of you because it turns out 47 finally decided to make his move that day and had already infiltrated hours ago. Don't make powerful enemies, kids.
Dye my hair ginger and tell him he needs to bail me out again
Hire this Tobias Rieper guy as a bodyguard, he looks tougher than 47.
>THAT is Anon : manchild, full-time shitposter and dicky enthusiast. QUITE the resume.
I'll undergo surgery and disguise myself as Helmut Kruger
i arm my friendly neighbourhood gay man and he'll take care of the problem for me
Black ops military site
Bridge hostage exchange
(no mission stories)
climb inside a dresser/crate with my switch and wait for 47 to disconnect after 2h of searching
1. Hire an all-black security team
2. Remove the doors on every bathroom
3. Have security cameras in every room watching every angle
4. Have security cameras constantly uploading the footage to multiple secure off-site harddrives.
5. Send for my long-time personal masseuse, who happens to be a white bald man, with the intention to shoot him the moment I see him.
6. This all takes place in my new temporary offices, an airport.
All I can do then is pray to God that I'm not just a sniper mission.
>An interesting choice, 47. Putting that intel about the target mistrusting white males to use, I see. Many might find your choice in makeup distasteful, but I doubt Anonymous will see it coming.
the same day a Bald conference on baldness is organized in your airport
Oh yeah? What if I bring some carry-on luggage?!
Let him do it. I've got nothing to lose.
I turn off my router.
Security cameras everywhere and a security guard in every room make everything highly restricted. RFID badges and AI image matching where if the face doesn't match the badge, the entire area goes on lockdown and there is an immediate manhunt for the violator who is then shot on site. Also every guard has their heart beat tied to the alert system and if any one of them has no heart beat detected the entire place goes on lockdown.
There are also no closets or dumpster bins to hide in.
I wouldn't let any bald men within 100 yards of me
hire an all female staff and security team
>You have 2 weeks to prepare
enough time to hunt him down
get some gun, after that shoot any bald dude that comes near me(I'll be doing them a favor, since they're a genetic dead-end anyway)