>AHAHAHAHAHA dude what if bro what if ahahahahah what if ALIENS SMOKED DRUGS ahahahahahaha WEED ALIENS and the aliens BURRRRRRP have funny faces too and smoke weed and say FRICK and wiener ahahahaha wubba lubba dub dub!!!! xDD
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Let people enjoy things
>let me be a moron
Let us laugh at you
Reminder that you can't complain, the next time I talk about hating movie games and JRPGs. You wouldn't want to be hypocrites, would you?
Besides, YOU are to blame for High on Life. You signaled to the industry that it's okay for games to be movies, and to have wacky and snarky characters talking about your feelings. Lie in the bed that you've made.
Who are you talking to schizo?
>You signaled to the industry that it's okay for games to be movies, and to have wacky and snarky characters talking about your feelings
You're right. I went to Video Game Headquarters and convinced everyone. I was paid a lot of money to do this.
>nooooo games can't have stories, I must bing bing wahoo the whole time
just keep playing your 30yo rehashes and phone games, then let the adults enjoy their games
>games can't have stories, I must bing bing wahoo the whole time
Why do you want movie games so much?
Cuz he can't afford real movies so he has to buy game pass to watch them
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
Oh how the tables have turned
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
>Um, excuse me sweaty, KIDS play games, adults watch them
yeah iPad child, everyone is aware your attention issues make you freak out if you stop fidgeting for more than 30 seconds
just go back to angry birds and stop bothering adults
Go enjoy your Sony Cinematic Experience as a Service™ grampa, the rest of us are here to talk about video games.
says the moron playing nostalgia rehashes with no substance
>Substance = Gay black transgender men with vitiligo making out while I press no buttons and kneel in my living room
The second you started strawmanning against gameplay, you outed yourself.
>tendie games
>gameplay
lmao, the industry moved on and nintendo is just rotting uncapable of moving past the gamecube era
go back to talking to npcs in animal crossing and selling trash to buy more pink furniture to show everyone how girly you are
>first he projects mobile games
>now he projects nintendo
>all to defend his snoy ego over his tired-millennial-gamer walking simulators
Mash X to make Kratos dilate
You can enjoy things, but only the things I enjoy. Stop not being me. Everything should be me.
and me enjoying things is making fun of other people enjoy their shit sandwiches
>This thread twice a day
Why does this shitty game live rent-free I'm your head? I played it for two hours, got annoyed by the voice acting and forgot about it.
because Justin Basedboy's brand of humor absolutely dominates every facet of Western "comedy" for some reason
Maybe you should have released your comedy routines then? Withholding your genius left us with Justin so really it is all your fault you greedy frick
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>Two cartoons and a shitty game that is only alive because of game pass
>dominates every facet of Western "comedy"
You are the definition of rent-free.
Anon stop. Owning people this hard has been Illegal since the 13th Amendment!
It does?
It literally started with Family Guy
There's more to western comedy than Adult Swim.
waste of $60 for you lmao
>Implying I would pay for it
based on how you described it, and completely ignoring your embarrassing need to inject your cringe inducing obsession with rick and morty into the mix, this game sounds like a hoot and i might actually look into it. thanks for nothing, gay moron. btw, i fricked your mom up the shit hole with my big dick. btfo.
> your cringe inducing obsession with rick and morty into the mix
The game was made by the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedic genius""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" who made rick and morty.
This but without the use of ironic use excessive quotation marks in the stead of an actual criticism
>in the stead of an actual criticism
A lobotomized chimpanzee has a better sense of humor than Justin Roiland.
Look i know he says frick too much and overuses improvisational humor, but rick and morty was still a funny show for a couple years.
>but rick and morty was still a funny show for a couple years
First two episodes, tops.
It was very enjoyable up to season 4, season 5 hits rock bottom, with anime parodies, the worst kind, like kappa mikey bad of anime parody, it was too painful to sit through, but they say season 6 recovers in quality significantly.
After episode 2 all the humor immediately becomes "LOL FRICK SHIT ASS PENIS ATHEISM MORTY BURP".
Thats not true. One of my favorite visual gags was splitting the screen into multiple segments because of some quantam mechanic mumbo jumbo, then rick being so mentally ill he becomes paranoid the other timelines are plotting against him
I dont think youre being honest just for the sake of argument
🙂
i tried to play it, through game pass
needed a DLL injector to not have console FOV. month+ later they still didnt add fov slider. they just abandoned the game after launch and took their money and ran
also uses the most generic unreal assets the house is same exact house from house party a porn game in unreal, same models and textures as the girl
also
>nagging c**t girl nagging you to go get her food while calling you useless and shit
funny
>ugly characters sit around dryly talking about modern leftist politics or how dumb they think religion is in "quirky" voices
>this makes the redditor shit himself laughing like a hyena
I don't get this generation.
Stand-up and most comedy is dead. Both "sides" don't want to laugh at "comedy," they want to clap because their views are being validated.
they also think a Civil War is going to be a fun party time and not end in them and their loved ones dying horrifically
Half of this country protested because it couldn't get haircuts for two weeks and the other half burned down Targets to defeat racism but couldn't grow a plant. Neither side has it in them.
I'M AN ALIEN MORTY
>reddit: the game
Rick and Morty is (or at least was) a very popular show. Many people enjoy this form of humor. It's okay if you don't. Not every game is for you.
Just bought it on my old Xbone One, what am I in for Ganker? I'm pretty pessimistic based on one boss fight that apparently namedrops Psychomantis and an area called "Space Applebee's", how original. What's the consensus?
It plays similarly to Xenoblade Chronicles and Yakuza. There's alot of talking and cutscenes, and the gameplay is basically just mashing buttons.
It's a fun shooter, nothing groundbreaking but it's a nice experience
most of the jokes are improvised and not funny, hopefully in a possible sequel they actually put some effort in that
I think this game could use a sequel to improve on itself. Not only do the jokes need improvement, but the established universe is actually pretty cool. It could use a bigger budget to improve the visuals a bit.
Also, while think the gameplay was already very good, (easily the best part) id like to see a few more guns, because the guns were actually quite fun and unique.
For me, I just liked watching the first 30 minutes of this movie.
I thought id be able to go back and watch this but you cant
Instead theres some shit ass movie with gays talking the whole time
>this video game doesn't appeal to me, and I'm going to make sure all of my anonymous internet friends know it!
>>this video game doesn't appeal to me, and I'm going to make sure all of my anonymous internet friends know it!
da clunkiness kid
Ganker complains about the humor in this game, then they laugh to death watching anime bimbos going through the same overused "kyaaaa pantsu baka hentai aho"
Far Cry Blood Dragon is a faaaaar better example of a comedic FPS than Reddit: The Videogame
I did enjoy this game but it has ZERO replayability. I havent touched it since I beat it. Also nipulon was the worst boss battle I have ever played.
If you enjoyed the game once, why can't you enjoy it again down the road?
probably because it has zero replayability like he said
What defines replayability? Not enough collectables?
Some guy at my work was talking about this game with a group of coworkers and I said the game looks like it was designed for idiots and cringe lords.
The butthole said to me "So I guess that means you're playing it too?" They laughed at me and I just rolled my eyes before typing this now, I need a comeback Ganker.
Just laugh it off and say you don't.
Im not going to let some fricking cringe lord who plays reddit tier games get away with making fun of me.
Then smash their teeth in and throw them through the nearest glass window.
It's too late, you either repartee the quip or knock his ass out right then and there. Nothing else saves face and will only make you look lame.
You used the phrase "cringe lords" - not just in real life - but in front of your coworkers?
It's 2023. That sort of language is the norm now.
I already have a reputation of being angry at my work and am not about to risk my career because some limp dick normie that thinks "LOL SO RANDUM" is funny.
>It's 2023. That sort of language is the norm now.
No it's fricking not, unless you're working with teenagers.
I work in IT and yes it is.
>I work with the dregs of society
ah
Incest sex with the sister
She's a step-sister. Not even incest. But it'd be hotter if they pretended it was.
"stop liking things I don't like"
Are there really that many jokes about eating shit in this game that it feels uncomfortably like an instance of "that one guy on the writing team slipped his weird fetish in under the radar by passing it off as a running gag"?
No?
I like it
I actually found this game funny, I don't know how he does it, but Justin Roiland is really good at not being funny.
this really does remind me of a scug's life
does anyone else thing this looks like a scug's life
this is what it truly means to life a scug's life
i am a big fan of a scug's life
the cinematic masterpiece that is a scug's life
you can learn so much from a scug's life
in our own way, we all life a scug's life
some say the most important film of all time is a scug's life
im fairly cerrtain the olot from this was ripped from a scug's life
the writer will be sued for plagarizing a scug's life
i will devote my life to praising a scug's life
i will give all of my money to buying copies of a scug's life
i will go to war on the internet for a scug's life
i will get a tattoo of the entire cast and crew of a scug's life
i will bleed for a scug's life
there is nothing more important in all of creation than a scug's life
a scug's life