Male wizards are too autistic to care about their looks.
Female wizards care so much about their looks they make themselves into the most desirable object in existence.
This >male wizards transform themselves into young girls for obvious reasons >women wizards transform themselves into old sage men to gain some respect from outside society
Wizards have no sense of right and wrong.
Wizards just magiocally keep themselves young and fit for obvious general health reasons, it's the obvious thing to do. However, if you were a male wizard however, why the frick wouldn't you conjure yourself a cool as frick long ass beard, it just looks awesome.
So basically the thing is that male wizards actually have a young body, they just make themselves look older for aesthetic reasons
>beard turns into a tangled dirty mess >conjure away the beard and then conjure a new one
Wizards don't have the same problems with beards everyone else does.
there actually aren't any real female wizards, the ones you see are old wizard men that figured out reincarnating into a female body of their choosing before dying
Because becoming a wizard takes decades of study, patience and practice, a powerful will and great intelligence, something a woman simply cannot do.
There's no such thing as women wizards, just women who play pretend with minor powers given by men while the real magic is handled by people who are truly able to do so.
because male wizards spend multiple lifetimes researching the arcane arts
the "female wizards" in your picture are just cosplayers pretending to be wizards, but they have not lived long enough to gain even a fraction of a true wizards knowledge
any "female wizard" that actually learns something about magic is a WITCH and has a cauldron and crooked nose.
>become so magically powerful that you can transmute your own form >immediately make yourself a young girl >never mention it >befriend and do questionable things with other young girls >never question it >live out your immortality swapping between old man for appearances and young girl for "appearances"
WHAT a life. I cannot help but be jealous.
To each their own, my wizardbro. I'm not trying to pretend I wouldn't enjoy my own rape-spree of sorts, that much comes with the rush of power, but I also have some sick, twisted fantasies that I would love to live out and at least 50% of them involve being a young girl.
You know, for science.
Because the majority of men like young women. I know that's super-sexist to say in [current year] but it's a biological fact. Nobody likes an old b***h (save a handful of sexually dysfunctional degenerates).
>female wizards turn themselves into old men so they can finally get respect >male wizards turn themselves into young women so they can finally get sex
There are only male wizards. "Young female wizards" are just young males crossdressing. When they get too old they can't crossdress convincingly anymore so they return to old men clothing.
Old men are full of wisdom and guidance, and young girls are full of hope.
Old women are full of bitterness and hate, and young men are full of piss and vinegar.
Male wizards don't give a frick and just want to do god knows what in their cool stone tower all day.
Female wizards just want to be eternally young and bait people.
The bawd on the right is like in her 40's
moron
>All male wizards are young girls
ftfy
SEXO CON HEBES
Most intelligent wizard in fiction.
Because hebewizards were made for old wizard wiener
The former turn into the latter after they level up enough
I know I will
So that old, bald, wrinkly Ugly Bastard Wizards can monopolize the education of young, nymphet mage aspirants
wizardom has a hard cap of 30 years
Male wizards are too autistic to care about their looks.
Female wizards care so much about their looks they make themselves into the most desirable object in existence.
>e-girl wizards
Now that's what I like.
All male wizard are old men who transform themselves to female wizards that are young girls.
This is canon, by the way.
Literally Black Souls Dorothy tier if you played that game before.
This
>male wizards transform themselves into young girls for obvious reasons
>women wizards transform themselves into old sage men to gain some respect from outside society
Wizards have no sense of right and wrong.
>obvious reasons
Maybe for a moron
ever think you're the moron if you can't understand the obvious reasons?
It's actually the other way around, all male wizards are young girls and all female wizards are old men.
Wizards just magiocally keep themselves young and fit for obvious general health reasons, it's the obvious thing to do. However, if you were a male wizard however, why the frick wouldn't you conjure yourself a cool as frick long ass beard, it just looks awesome.
So basically the thing is that male wizards actually have a young body, they just make themselves look older for aesthetic reasons
long beards suck in practice
hope you got some water spells wizard kun
>beard turns into a tangled dirty mess
>conjure away the beard and then conjure a new one
Wizards don't have the same problems with beards everyone else does.
This makes a lot of sense. If I were a Wizard I surely wouldn't walk around with a shota body.
Playing as an old man is cool, playing as an old woman isn't
there actually aren't any real female wizards, the ones you see are old wizard men that figured out reincarnating into a female body of their choosing before dying
So flat
So erotic
For pedos maybe
That's what makes them good
Men need to be at least 30 years old virgins in order to start their wizard studies
Girls can acquire their magic at a young age by stealing the vital forces of older men
Because becoming a wizard takes decades of study, patience and practice, a powerful will and great intelligence, something a woman simply cannot do.
There's no such thing as women wizards, just women who play pretend with minor powers given by men while the real magic is handled by people who are truly able to do so.
because male wizards spend multiple lifetimes researching the arcane arts
the "female wizards" in your picture are just cosplayers pretending to be wizards, but they have not lived long enough to gain even a fraction of a true wizards knowledge
any "female wizard" that actually learns something about magic is a WITCH and has a cauldron and crooked nose.
The young girl wizards are men too. They're the next step in old man wizard evolution.
>become so magically powerful that you can transmute your own form
>immediately make yourself a young girl
>never mention it
>befriend and do questionable things with other young girls
>never question it
>live out your immortality swapping between old man for appearances and young girl for "appearances"
WHAT a life. I cannot help but be jealous.
I wouldn't do this. I'm not giving up my old man wiener. Instead I would just use my wizard powers to rape my way across the world.
To each their own, my wizardbro. I'm not trying to pretend I wouldn't enjoy my own rape-spree of sorts, that much comes with the rush of power, but I also have some sick, twisted fantasies that I would love to live out and at least 50% of them involve being a young girl.
You know, for science.
Ah yes, pleated mini skirts, the most boner inducing piece of clothing ever created.
Skirts in general are nice but pleated is the highest tier.
I have never seen these being work outside.
Hell I barely see any skirts being worn in general anymore.
I will make a game where the wizard is a grandma. not a milf, a grandma
Because elaina makes me very happy
Because the majority of men like young women. I know that's super-sexist to say in [current year] but it's a biological fact. Nobody likes an old b***h (save a handful of sexually dysfunctional degenerates).
>female wizards turn themselves into old men so they can finally get respect
>male wizards turn themselves into young women so they can finally get sex
There are only male wizards. "Young female wizards" are just young males crossdressing. When they get too old they can't crossdress convincingly anymore so they return to old men clothing.
Old men are full of wisdom and guidance, and young girls are full of hope.
Old women are full of bitterness and hate, and young men are full of piss and vinegar.
Male wizards don't give a frick and just want to do god knows what in their cool stone tower all day.
Female wizards just want to be eternally young and bait people.