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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can be a saint, or you can be a grinch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this

      Triss.

      Frick Yennefer.

      Triss was always there for Geralt while Yennefer wasn't.

      >Triss was always there for Geralt while Yennefer wasn't
      lol
      lmao even

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have I truly become a witcher?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually love all of you guys
      Saint here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yenne? (Yanne)
      >Triss? (Truss)

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose VIDEOGAMES instead of ERPing

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    need futa art of them

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    triss

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cúck

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss 1's exaggerated character artstyle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ngl Witcher 3 is great but I feel so nostalgic to 1

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no burns on cleavage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triss, for picrel.

      Also based

      Triss.

      Frick Yennefer.

      Triss was always there for Geralt while Yennefer wasn't.

      Yen doesn't feel right with big boobs, she should be the slim girl, while Triss should be the slam pig. This makes sense canonically since Triss relies on her physical beauty to seduce Geralt and Yen seethes at lot at it.

      good thread.

      Funny how the incels pick Triss because she’s your typical fantasy girl lusting over the main character instead of Yennifer, who acts like a realistic woman and won’t just bend over and let you frick her like in your animes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and won’t just bend over and let you frick her like in your anime.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What he means it the average woman isn’t down for sex all the time and has other obligations, thoughts and priorities other than only being a mindless sex robot. Incels who watch porn all the time think everything is sex sex sex all the time

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally me

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >woman
            >having thoughts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of Yennifer, who acts like a a massive c**t
        ftfy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's 3 guys at my work who've had(have) their lives ruined because they married a massive c**t, and we have a very small workforce.
          The things a man will put up with to not have his kids and house taken from him.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/tGcWRPOZnAJbzA3_boHvWA/type/op/

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    id rather look like them instead of fricking them tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, why don't you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wasnt born a female and im not at the age of a milf yet
        im working on it though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe in you dear.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe in you dear.

          Neither of you gays will ever be women.
          Ever.
          See a therapist about your porn addiction.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            therapists are scammers doe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wasnt born a female and im not at the age of a milf yet
      im working on it though

      >not being proud and thankful to be born a male
      I love being a dude.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i am
        id just prefer to physically look like a hot woman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? You don’t need to? Try to look like a pretty boy. Dudes can have fun playing dress up too, get a based hairstyle, ear piercings like all those metro k-pop or Japanese dudes with a dope fashion sense
          Then girls will flock to you and you get the best of both worlds

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            im not confident enough to do any of these things
            im just a shutin loser with AGP...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s not that hard it’s just like anything else. Once you get out of your comfort zone it becomes second nature like riding a bike or driving

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they in a beach shower or something?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    source full pic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its by meis3d

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >futa
        noice

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Steven Carson

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triss, for picrel.

      Also based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea who these bawds are but the left one looks pretty hot

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >red hair
    Ew.
    >no blue or grey eyes
    Why bother?
    >western schlock
    Disgusting.
    >3D CGI
    No.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rule34 is such a dogshit website. why cant i just swap between the images with a button like in a gallery? it's moronic having to back out and load a new image each time

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Triss.

    Frick Yennefer.

    Triss was always there for Geralt while Yennefer wasn't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick Yennefer.
      Yes, I gladly would.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it before or after she was okay with selling Ciri to the Lodge, getting Yennefer killed and having Geralt be none the wiser to either

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >geralt lost his memories
      >triss tried to hide him from yennifer and the lodge and convince him to be her's and didnt tell him the truth
      yen for days

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love black hair so I'll go with Yenn.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yen for Geralt. Triss for me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At that point go with Shani, end of the day Triss will still drag you into sorceress bullshit

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    me on the left

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love being in chastity and fap to blacked waifu content. Why yes, I would always choose Yennefer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t look at porn anymore but when I did all those r34 cg sites were full of blacked interracial and futa shit, and only a few of them allowed you to filter it

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ves

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is futa the definitive straight man fetish?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because dicks are erotic regardless of whether you like dudes or not. So futa is the best of both worlds, hot women with both erogenous zones

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because dicks are erotic regardless of whether you like dudes or not. So futa is the best of both worlds, hot women with both erogenous zones

      I dislike looking at penises other than my own. Strap-one are based, futa is homosexualry ans frankensteinian abominations

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is the artist?

      Meis3d

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither, Geralt is better off (platonically) with Ciri.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no threesome with the var attre twins
    I'm STILL mad

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xg5RVUbY4_g

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOWZERS IN MY TROUSERS

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    option c, ciri !

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're playing the game properly you should see Ciri as your daughter, not a sex object

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        geralt's daughter but my wife, a wife is more than a sex object

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          SKJALL'D

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            this only happens if you're enough of a cuck to make her, it is NOT the canon choice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never played the game so Im fine

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Futa is garbage
    Don’t know how you guys can look at that shit
    It’s gross looking at a hot chick and then seeing big balls and a rock dangling around with no warning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't even know where to send you because even facebook would consider this an awful normalgay take

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with no warning
      I fricking fully know what I'm getting into. Make your own porn if it grosses you out so much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      just ignore porn addicts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. It becomes so normal to them that their senses are desensitized to all the stimuli and they need weirder shit to get off and give them dopamine cummies

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Anna Henrietta.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose LESBOMANCY

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giant dick futa is garbage, but this guy's animations are top tier

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i pick the comfy solo vineyard end without backstabbing bullshits

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the artist?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yen doesn't feel right with big boobs, she should be the slim girl, while Triss should be the slam pig. This makes sense canonically since Triss relies on her physical beauty to seduce Geralt and Yen seethes at lot at it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're both for Ciri, not Geralt thoughsoeverbeit

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cerys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      https://i.imgur.com/I2MD8VT.jpg

      Alright buddy you got two options here

      >you will never be Ciri and sniff their armpits in a threesome

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her father will kick Geralt's ass.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose neither. Geralt is too pure for these prostitutes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >geralt
      >pure

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Geralt doesn't sell his souls to some cheap, manipulative prostitutes. Pump and dump, then help out the monsterbros.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the pumping part is what makes him impure.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That only makes women impure, not men.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              then the concept of purity is meaningless.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if you are a woman (or want to be one).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool it with the misogyny bro

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any futas

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's asking?

      A) Balls.
      B) No balls.

      Which will it be, Ganker?

      Option A, obviously

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gay as hell. I feel like these artists get a thrill out of making you look at a hot chick and then subtly hiding the dick “xD by the way she has a dick isn’t that so cool :O”

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    neither because I roleplay myself (an incel)

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    See you space cowboy...

    Cerys

    Third best redhead in the games.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and the girls when we see a BBC

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thread.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose mom.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post full image

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yennefer could do literally anything she wants with me.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why wieners bigger than their arms? seems kinda gay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is gay

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this game have any good coomer mods? I need it for motivation, or I'll never play this game

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nasty old hags

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate them both. All sourceresses must die

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally every female in witcher world had 10k+ body count because Sapkowsky is an actual cuckold

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geralt fricks his way from village brothel to village brothel as well, what's your point?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not only you are exaggerating but also pretending to not understand that women shouldn't be gutter prostitutes
        what a funny little bawd

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Triss. Frick Yen

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright buddy you got two options here
    All of them
    Take polygamypill

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A) Balls.
    B) No balls.

    Which will it be, Ganker?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Balls, always
      It looks weird otherwise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      balls, what else am i supposed to suck on otherwise?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really have a preference for either but with balls has really grown on me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Balls, doesn't make sense otherwise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      where does the futa body store cum if there are no balls? dick without cum is incomplete

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          check and mate, you know i am right

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this anon failed basic biology
            oh no no no

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              sperm comes from the balls

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, but the fluid that makes up most of semen's volume does not.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ballless futas may frick but they can never coom
                Whoever draws those goddesses like that is a monster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No dick, no balls, no futa.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    same face

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >herpderp where’s her dick? xD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay as hell. I feel like these artists get a thrill out of making you look at a hot chick and then subtly hiding the dick “xD by the way she has a dick isn’t that so cool :O”

      Hey bud you okay? You seem like your meds haven't kicked in. Did you take them?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im the weird one and not gays who want to see hot girls with dick n balls

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liking futas isn't gay.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, I agree that it's not gay but I wouldn't call it straight either. It's somewhere between.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              the sizes being larger than the largest pornstar makes it as gay as furries.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I agree that it's not gay but I wouldn't call it straight either

              true but that doesn't really translate to real life, it's not like people who love futa frick men irl, so even if the shit they fap to isn't 100% straight, for all intended purposes they'll only have sex with women (assuming they aren't virgins) which kinda makes them straight practically

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >true but that doesn't really translate to real life, it's not like people who love futa frick men irl
                I think there's not enough info to really confirm or deny that. I'd be interested to see if there is overlap between people who enjoy futa and people who seek out sex with feminine looking men or trans women.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh oh sweaty! You're past med time!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based and truthpilled, if only futas were real we would have no need for inferior fenales

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are called transgenders

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh oh sweaty! You're past med time!

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one has the biggest futa wiener?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who says Yen is aroused by the idea of being cuckolded. Triss is made made for BWC mating press and wifedom

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have my women without a penis and balls?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone want an inferior dickless female when beautiful futa mistresses exist (in 2D)?

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pump both up with whipped cream, I choose whichever of the two explodes last.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Triss is Bliss.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce on full image?

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is definitely a picture of them comparing a white pp to a BBC.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the full image https://files.catbox.moe/0jd4tm.jpg
    Artist is meis3d on rule34.xxx

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the foreskin?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wieners that big are just lame. The i make falls apart the minute you think about what they could do with it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate futaBlack folk so much
      It's always an utter waste of great art

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do futa artists always make the wiener so freakishly big? Even other 2d porn doesnt go to the half the extent that futa artists do, it just looks stupid. You have the power to do anything with your models and instead of making a dick big enough to look big you make it look a fricking joke dildo that youtubers buy to farm views.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Futa girlbutt KINO!!!

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The americans are here.
    Abandon thread everyone, it was good while it lasted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to agree with you but people weee already talking about “girls” with massive throbbing dick n balls and prostrates before the cuck came in

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gentlemen can discuss futas with class and respect, mutts can only post their cuck porn and talk about how they love Black folks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That guy literally posted a pic of triss tonguing some black guys anus and the other cuck said he wishes he had a wife that licks black anuses

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's what american'ts do.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mutt's law.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice thread you got here OP

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >cuckshit
    >pretending all whites have dicks that small

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yennefer but piloted by a man

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dispel the magic and I'll make my choice

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