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You can be a saint, or you can be a grinch
Came here to post this
>Triss was always there for Geralt while Yennefer wasn't
lol
lmao even
>Have I truly become a witcher?
I actually love all of you guys
Saint here
jej
>Yenne? (Yanne)
>Triss? (Truss)
I choose VIDEOGAMES instead of ERPing
need futa art of them
triss
cúck
I miss 1's exaggerated character artstyle
ngl Witcher 3 is great but I feel so nostalgic to 1
my wife
>no burns on cleavage.
Funny how the incels pick Triss because she’s your typical fantasy girl lusting over the main character instead of Yennifer, who acts like a realistic woman and won’t just bend over and let you frick her like in your animes.
>and won’t just bend over and let you frick her like in your anime.
What he means it the average woman isn’t down for sex all the time and has other obligations, thoughts and priorities other than only being a mindless sex robot. Incels who watch porn all the time think everything is sex sex sex all the time
Literally me
>woman
>having thoughts
>instead of Yennifer, who acts like a a massive c**t
ftfy
There's 3 guys at my work who've had(have) their lives ruined because they married a massive c**t, and we have a very small workforce.
The things a man will put up with to not have his kids and house taken from him.
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/tGcWRPOZnAJbzA3_boHvWA/type/op/
id rather look like them instead of fricking them tbh
Well, why don't you?
i wasnt born a female and im not at the age of a milf yet
im working on it though
I believe in you dear.
Neither of you gays will ever be women.
Ever.
See a therapist about your porn addiction.
therapists are scammers doe
>not being proud and thankful to be born a male
I love being a dude.
i am
id just prefer to physically look like a hot woman
Why? You don’t need to? Try to look like a pretty boy. Dudes can have fun playing dress up too, get a based hairstyle, ear piercings like all those metro k-pop or Japanese dudes with a dope fashion sense
Then girls will flock to you and you get the best of both worlds
im not confident enough to do any of these things
im just a shutin loser with AGP...
It’s not that hard it’s just like anything else. Once you get out of your comfort zone it becomes second nature like riding a bike or driving
are they in a beach shower or something?
source full pic?
its by meis3d
>futa
noice
For me it's Steven Carson
Triss, for picrel.
Also based
kino
No idea who these bawds are but the left one looks pretty hot
>red hair
Ew.
>no blue or grey eyes
Why bother?
>western schlock
Disgusting.
>3D CGI
No.
rule34 is such a dogshit website. why cant i just swap between the images with a button like in a gallery? it's moronic having to back out and load a new image each time
Triss.
Frick Yennefer.
Triss was always there for Geralt while Yennefer wasn't.
>Frick Yennefer.
Yes, I gladly would.
Was it before or after she was okay with selling Ciri to the Lodge, getting Yennefer killed and having Geralt be none the wiser to either
>geralt lost his memories
>triss tried to hide him from yennifer and the lodge and convince him to be her's and didnt tell him the truth
yen for days
I love black hair so I'll go with Yenn.
Yen for Geralt. Triss for me.
At that point go with Shani, end of the day Triss will still drag you into sorceress bullshit
me on the left
I love being in chastity and fap to blacked waifu content. Why yes, I would always choose Yennefer.
I don’t look at porn anymore but when I did all those r34 cg sites were full of blacked interracial and futa shit, and only a few of them allowed you to filter it
Ves
why is futa the definitive straight man fetish?
Because dicks are erotic regardless of whether you like dudes or not. So futa is the best of both worlds, hot women with both erogenous zones
I dislike looking at penises other than my own. Strap-one are based, futa is homosexualry ans frankensteinian abominations
Sauce?
Meis3d
Neither, Geralt is better off (platonically) with Ciri.
>tfw no threesome with the var attre twins
I'm STILL mad
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xg5RVUbY4_g
WOWZERS IN MY TROUSERS
option c, ciri !
If you're playing the game properly you should see Ciri as your daughter, not a sex object
geralt's daughter but my wife, a wife is more than a sex object
SKJALL'D
this only happens if you're enough of a cuck to make her, it is NOT the canon choice
I never played the game so Im fine
Futa is garbage
Don’t know how you guys can look at that shit
It’s gross looking at a hot chick and then seeing big balls and a rock dangling around with no warning
i don't even know where to send you because even facebook would consider this an awful normalgay take
>with no warning
I fricking fully know what I'm getting into. Make your own porn if it grosses you out so much.
just ignore porn addicts
Based. It becomes so normal to them that their senses are desensitized to all the stimuli and they need weirder shit to get off and give them dopamine cummies
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Anna Henrietta.
I choose LESBOMANCY
Giant dick futa is garbage, but this guy's animations are top tier
i pick the comfy solo vineyard end without backstabbing bullshits
Who is the artist?
Yen doesn't feel right with big boobs, she should be the slim girl, while Triss should be the slam pig. This makes sense canonically since Triss relies on her physical beauty to seduce Geralt and Yen seethes at lot at it.
they're both for Ciri, not Geralt thoughsoeverbeit
Cerys
based
>you will never be Ciri and sniff their armpits in a threesome
Her father will kick Geralt's ass.
I chose neither. Geralt is too pure for these prostitutes.
>geralt
>pure
Yes. Geralt doesn't sell his souls to some cheap, manipulative prostitutes. Pump and dump, then help out the monsterbros.
the pumping part is what makes him impure.
That only makes women impure, not men.
then the concept of purity is meaningless.
Only if you are a woman (or want to be one).
cool it with the misogyny bro
Any futas
Who's asking?
Option A, obviously
Gay as hell. I feel like these artists get a thrill out of making you look at a hot chick and then subtly hiding the dick “xD by the way she has a dick isn’t that so cool :O”
neither because I roleplay myself (an incel)
See you space cowboy...
Third best redhead in the games.
Me and the girls when we see a BBC
good thread.
I choose mom.
Post full image
Yennefer could do literally anything she wants with me.
why wieners bigger than their arms? seems kinda gay.
It is gay
does this game have any good coomer mods? I need it for motivation, or I'll never play this game
Nasty old hags
Hate them both. All sourceresses must die
literally every female in witcher world had 10k+ body count because Sapkowsky is an actual cuckold
Geralt fricks his way from village brothel to village brothel as well, what's your point?
not only you are exaggerating but also pretending to not understand that women shouldn't be gutter prostitutes
what a funny little bawd
Triss. Frick Yen
>Alright buddy you got two options here
All of them
Take polygamypill
A) Balls.
B) No balls.
Which will it be, Ganker?
Balls, always
It looks weird otherwise
balls, what else am i supposed to suck on otherwise?
I don't really have a preference for either but with balls has really grown on me.
Balls, doesn't make sense otherwise
where does the futa body store cum if there are no balls? dick without cum is incomplete
Anon...
check and mate, you know i am right
>this anon failed basic biology
oh no no no
sperm comes from the balls
yes, but the fluid that makes up most of semen's volume does not.
>ballless futas may frick but they can never coom
Whoever draws those goddesses like that is a monster.
No dick, no balls, no futa.
same face
>herpderp where’s her dick? xD
Hey bud you okay? You seem like your meds haven't kicked in. Did you take them?
>im the weird one and not gays who want to see hot girls with dick n balls
Liking futas isn't gay.
Not that anon, I agree that it's not gay but I wouldn't call it straight either. It's somewhere between.
the sizes being larger than the largest pornstar makes it as gay as furries.
>I agree that it's not gay but I wouldn't call it straight either
true but that doesn't really translate to real life, it's not like people who love futa frick men irl, so even if the shit they fap to isn't 100% straight, for all intended purposes they'll only have sex with women (assuming they aren't virgins) which kinda makes them straight practically
>true but that doesn't really translate to real life, it's not like people who love futa frick men irl
I think there's not enough info to really confirm or deny that. I'd be interested to see if there is overlap between people who enjoy futa and people who seek out sex with feminine looking men or trans women.
Based and truthpilled, if only futas were real we would have no need for inferior fenales
They are called transgenders
Uh oh sweaty! You're past med time!
Which one has the biggest futa wiener?
Anyone who says Yen is aroused by the idea of being cuckolded. Triss is made made for BWC mating press and wifedom
Can I have my women without a penis and balls?
no
Why would anyone want an inferior dickless female when beautiful futa mistresses exist (in 2D)?
Pump both up with whipped cream, I choose whichever of the two explodes last.
Triss is Bliss.
sauce on full image?
This is definitely a picture of them comparing a white pp to a BBC.
Here's the full image https://files.catbox.moe/0jd4tm.jpg
Artist is meis3d on rule34.xxx
Where's the foreskin?
wieners that big are just lame. The i make falls apart the minute you think about what they could do with it.
I hate futaBlack folk so much
It's always an utter waste of great art
Why do futa artists always make the wiener so freakishly big? Even other 2d porn doesnt go to the half the extent that futa artists do, it just looks stupid. You have the power to do anything with your models and instead of making a dick big enough to look big you make it look a fricking joke dildo that youtubers buy to farm views.
Futa girlbutt KINO!!!
The americans are here.
Abandon thread everyone, it was good while it lasted.
I would like to agree with you but people weee already talking about “girls” with massive throbbing dick n balls and prostrates before the cuck came in
Gentlemen can discuss futas with class and respect, mutts can only post their cuck porn and talk about how they love Black folks.
That guy literally posted a pic of triss tonguing some black guys anus and the other cuck said he wishes he had a wife that licks black anuses
Yeah, that's what american'ts do.
Mutt's law.
nice thread you got here OP
>cuckshit
>pretending all whites have dicks that small
Yennefer but piloted by a man
dispel the magic and I'll make my choice