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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're been having good threads lately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going into Jas withdrawal. I need my fix.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully this continues and jas poster is rotting in a dumpster somewhere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ever since the brutal murder,
        >"Who is the worst girl in Stardew Valley?"
        >Robot: "Jas!"
        Jasposter has settled into the earth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'll keep talking about Jas in his place, I wouldn't worry about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good games getting good (free) updates long after release does that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully this continues and jas poster is rotting in a dumpster somewhere

      >just have good threads because of big content patch
      >GRRR JAS
      Why is she still rentfree in some bro's minds?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop bringing him up then, homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't, dumbass. Nice try but this is as much of your bait as I'll take.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oops, you were a missclick in a reply chain. Now frick off.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take some photos with me, Farmer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should've stayed a raging b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Haley <3
      Post more cute Haleys
      Emily is invited, too 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Penny’sBreeder1488

      >Awe, you’re going to take a family photo for Penny and I?

      >Thanks Haley

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prize ticket system is too addicting.
    I'm on my second summer and still haven't been to the desert because I can't stop doing quests.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a mod to make days longer or energy not drain as fast? i feel like i only get to do 5 minutes of shit and then straight back to bed
    rather just farm in minecraft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cjb cheat menu lets you pause time, take no damage, and never drain energy, along with a bunch of other things, but theres no granularity, like just making the days longer or combat easier.

      theres a mod called longer days that lets you choose how fast time is, and speeds time up by sitting on furniture, but no combat changes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't plant so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      learn to make your own mods, it's not hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >learn2code

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just get a pause time mod and do shit at your own pace, unpause when you're ready to progress the day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make days longer
      https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/169 looking at the comments it seems like it became a bit buggy since the last update, but it's still being maintained so maybe give it a few days or something
      >energy not drain as fast
      get stardrops and food

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get food
        IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bruh, just catch fish you cheap frick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro your Salmonberries? your Chubs?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grow it, forage it, catch it, go in to your farm cave and get enough mushrooms for 150+ energy etc etc
          Energy is only a problem in your first spring, beyond that you're doing something wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Energy is only a problem in your first spring
            energy is only a problem for the first half of your first spring
            get lvl 4 foraging by the 15ths (easy to do by just chopping trees, going to the beach etc) and you get 2 salmonberries from every bush
            by the time salmonberry season is over you should have around 200 berries which is more than youll ever need to frickin eat no matter how hard you grind the mines/skull cavern, itll last you until blackberry season in fall, by which time you should have foraging lvl 8 and will get 3 berries from every bush, or if you have foraging level 10 you can eat the autumn bounty reward you get from the exotic forage bundle and boost it to 12 and get 4 berries from every bush, and youll literally never need to worry about energy again because youll have fricking 500 iridum blackberries that give you 65 energy each

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's no need to go full autist about it
              You're only putting them off

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this isnt even being autistic
                its just somethingt hat should naturally happen as you play the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                part of it yea i do gather a lot of salmonberries year 1, i aim for around 100 across parts of each day which is usually plenty enough to bridge the gap. however the rest is definitely autistic nonsense that requires a lot of not completely obvious game knowledge and honestly isn't even a great strategy anyways
                food should be a solved problem by the time blackberries are spawning unless you're doing something wrong in multiple aspects of the game. and by the time you've progressed that far your time is much more usefully spent doing almost anything else. similarly once you get to the point of having all your shit in order there is no point in gathering these low value berries. the only real exceptions are bad luck days where you want to give a bunch of gifts, complete quests, upgrade gear etc but otherwise its almost always a waste of time past fall year 1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the rest is definitely autistic nonsense
                naturally leveling up a stat that you use frequently in game and then harvesting blackberries when the t.v literally tells you "its blackberry season fricker get out there and pick them" is 'autistic nonsense'?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not having a barn full of cows making delicious gold star cheeses for you every day
          Cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game's time/energy balance and progression are actually incredibly well balanced. You have just enough energy to accomplish stuff and still have the feeling of "I just wish I could do that little bit more" which drives you to keep going on the next day. Then as you level up and develop your farm, you have more resources in terms of both total energy and food to restore energy and are able to do things more efficiently. Then just when you think you're on top of that, you get the skull cavern and ginger island.

      If you just cheat yourself unlimited time/energy you're removing the actual fun snowball progression game part and basically just giving yourself chores. Thr only real excuse for time extension is decorating.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only mod that I wouldn't consider cheating is a sprint mod that ups your speed at the cost of energy. No idea why that isn't already in the base game tbh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dropped the game around year ~2 where doing all the house chores took 3/4 of a day, this game, crops were no problem as they watered themselves, it was the fricking animal barns that took so long to loot and take care of

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found 2 ancient seeds. What should I do with them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's any season before fall, plant them with deluxe speed gro. Don't forget to water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plant them in your greenhouse or in the shed and grow them year-round.

      What's his endgame?

      He's playing SW instead of working on a farm. Just like how I love playing and I hate gardening.

      Is it weird that I use the greenhouse, but not the island? Game gets too easy when you access that.

      I've never even made it to the island.

      I havent played SV literally since launch
      What should i be aware of if i go back in today

      We have mods like Stardew Valley Expanded and Ridgeside Village. They make the flagship of the game now. Eric Barone's only job right now is catering to modders.

      >Energy is only a problem in your first spring
      energy is only a problem for the first half of your first spring
      get lvl 4 foraging by the 15ths (easy to do by just chopping trees, going to the beach etc) and you get 2 salmonberries from every bush
      by the time salmonberry season is over you should have around 200 berries which is more than youll ever need to frickin eat no matter how hard you grind the mines/skull cavern, itll last you until blackberry season in fall, by which time you should have foraging lvl 8 and will get 3 berries from every bush, or if you have foraging level 10 you can eat the autumn bounty reward you get from the exotic forage bundle and boost it to 12 and get 4 berries from every bush, and youll literally never need to worry about energy again because youll have fricking 500 iridum blackberries that give you 65 energy each

      Listen to this guy. Salmonberrymaxx the entire year. I've got dozens of those in my pocket anywhere I go.

      part of it yea i do gather a lot of salmonberries year 1, i aim for around 100 across parts of each day which is usually plenty enough to bridge the gap. however the rest is definitely autistic nonsense that requires a lot of not completely obvious game knowledge and honestly isn't even a great strategy anyways
      food should be a solved problem by the time blackberries are spawning unless you're doing something wrong in multiple aspects of the game. and by the time you've progressed that far your time is much more usefully spent doing almost anything else. similarly once you get to the point of having all your shit in order there is no point in gathering these low value berries. the only real exceptions are bad luck days where you want to give a bunch of gifts, complete quests, upgrade gear etc but otherwise its almost always a waste of time past fall year 1

      I wonder how many players actually cook? When I played the game for the first time, I sold every fruit and vegetable I had. Cooking and eating seemed like something reserved for the mines.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sdv gayspanded
        >troonside village
        No thanks
        Keep your HIV+ garbage to yourself
        I don't even want to have sex with that set of pixels you posted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We have mods like Stardew Valley Expanded and Ridgeside Village. They make the flagship of the game now
        Those are shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder how many players actually cook? When I played the game for the first time, I sold every fruit and vegetable I had. Cooking and eating seemed like something reserved for the mines.
        The only time I really use the more expensive recipes are when I'm going to the skull cavern or the volcano. But if you're gonna go autist mode and even kinda try hard but settle on wasting the time on berry min max gathering post spring year 1 when you could easily already be making 10+ low effort sashimi from crab pots on your farm every day 40+ days before black berries even spawn... They're more energy and even if you don't eat them they sell for a profit from crab pot fish.
        The berry bonuses just happens too late to be useful enough to dedicate time to. I'll smack a blackberry bush if I'm already running past it but anything beyond foraging 4 before spring 15 is excessive berry strats imho either cook or just eat blueberries or mushrooms or whatever. The time is more valuable at that point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gimme the rundown on Stardew Valley Expanded and Ridgeside Village.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never tried ridgeside but sve is... okay. It adds a lot of extra map and things to do along with several new characters. If you've played through vanilla and want to try something different I say go for it. It's been a long time since I played sve so I might get some of this wrong
          I liked the map additions. The connection between the beach and western part of the map was convenient. There are large additions to both the west and east that's nice for foraging also an additional large property that can be used like a shed after some quests with Robin
          I didn't like the added fish. Fishing was already really strong early game I don't want even more lucrative cartoonish fish like "puppyfish" or "butterfish"
          Some other stuff i don't remember well with the adventurers guild and junimos that i can see some people hating and some loving and many completely ignoring. Overall the content adds variety and even if some parts are very strong like the extra house or expensive fish it's all mostly optional
          The part a lot of Ganker hates are the characters. I think it's overblown. Most of them are just boring and effortless to ignore. But I do hate the 10x mental illness cosplaying pink haired neurotic lesbian that owns a lucrative vineyard and always has this fricking look on her face. She's so out of place in this game it's like every discord mod in programming socks combined their idealized self images into one miserable abomination.
          Anyways yeah give it a go if you want more content

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is its content mostly stand alone shit or does it also change vanilla stuff like villager dialogue/events and the like?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't really change the core game much at all but adds extra shit alongside it. That was what made it ok to me, the fact you don't have to interact with most of it if you don't want to. A lot of the stuff added is mediocre to bad, but a lot is added in general and there will surely be something you like that might make the game feel fresh again. That's why one of my biggest gripes with sve is the fishing changes. If I'm just trying to catch an eel for the community center I don't need the already limited window diluted with memefish, I don't want my early game inventory filling up with all the extra fish types, I don't like the cartoonish out of place aspect of the fish, and there's no way to avoid it like other additions one might not enjoy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's for bloatmaxxers
          Don't bother unless you absolutely have to have more content no matter what, even if that content means giant empty maps that are a pain to traverse, some really annoying fanfiction, and a smattering of pozz.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is Ridgeside pozzed? I don't remember any woke shit in Expanded

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bachelors and bachelorettes are bisexual. Lenny is an old lesbian. There's Asians, Polynesians and mulattoes. There's strong woman adventuring types, and they worship a goddess. However, there's a lot of gender neutral pronouns being used even by old people.
              SVE Sophia was written by a man, but so was Deedlit from Lodoss. Who cares?
              You have to keep in mind that average Gankertard recolors Demetrius, so everything seems pozzed to them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Deeply overrated

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ridgeside Village is a village right next to Pelican Town. Its mayor is Lewis' sister. It features a storyline directed towards your grandma, who used to be an adventurer before retiring with your grandpa. There's an elven ninja cult which gives you combat/scavenger hunt quests. There's a giant, dangerous forest, and even some dungeons. There's tons of Ridgeside exclusive fish and forage elements to gather. Most characters are fully fleshed out. We have some Hawaiian, Japanese, Italian and Slavic families, very few blacks. The characters have seasonal outfits, festivals, and countless events. The only downside is that the village is pretty far away, but you can fix the minecart leading to its most prominent locations. This can be very overwhelming to 1st or even 2nd time players. I suggest playing vanilla first, SVE second and SVE + Ridgeside Village on your third playthrough at the earliest.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What an awful post

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never tried ridgeside but sve is... okay. It adds a lot of extra map and things to do along with several new characters. If you've played through vanilla and want to try something different I say go for it. It's been a long time since I played sve so I might get some of this wrong
          I liked the map additions. The connection between the beach and western part of the map was convenient. There are large additions to both the west and east that's nice for foraging also an additional large property that can be used like a shed after some quests with Robin
          I didn't like the added fish. Fishing was already really strong early game I don't want even more lucrative cartoonish fish like "puppyfish" or "butterfish"
          Some other stuff i don't remember well with the adventurers guild and junimos that i can see some people hating and some loving and many completely ignoring. Overall the content adds variety and even if some parts are very strong like the extra house or expensive fish it's all mostly optional
          The part a lot of Ganker hates are the characters. I think it's overblown. Most of them are just boring and effortless to ignore. But I do hate the 10x mental illness cosplaying pink haired neurotic lesbian that owns a lucrative vineyard and always has this fricking look on her face. She's so out of place in this game it's like every discord mod in programming socks combined their idealized self images into one miserable abomination.
          Anyways yeah give it a go if you want more content

          Ive never tried SVE, but have tried Ridgeside, so I'll give my two cents and add to this anon
          Ridgeside overall is a completely medicore to bad addition. I'll start with the good
          >new trees are pretty cool. always welcome
          >some new cute girls added, however they're not too impressive when they have to compete with all stars like Haley, Emily, Penny, Abby, etc
          >one system which I'll write a separate post for, so it doesn't bog down this one by going off topic
          >new festivals are generally nice and welcome additions
          >the areas is okay, i guess to explore, but not great
          That's pretty much all the good stuff out of the way, but the bad vastly outweighs it
          >mod is very separated from the base game. Beyond some character from the mod going to pelican town, there is almost no lines from vanilla npcs that even acknowledge ridgeside. Those that do are restricted to festivals
          >haunted foresr area or whatever sucks
          >"storyline" is fricking garbage with some bullshit about your grandma being this girlboss ninja warrior who saved the world with her lesbian freinds
          >characters are actual caricatures of people. They will often use real life non english languages in dialog (despite the game not being earth). So you have people greeting you with "hola" or some nip kid saying "oniichan". It's fricking cringe and ruins all immersion
          >they also made sure to go down the checklist and include wow diverse such inclusive
          >italian and bl*ck mixed race couple, pacific islander, spics, chinks, double Black folk and a literal zestyhomie that is incapable of not hitting on you even though youre not fricking gay, and- to top it all off- a literal troon that directly tries to convince Vincent that he's le trans in a cutscene (which your character is forced to smile at, btw)
          (1/2)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >speaking of cutscenes, man do these things have nowhere to fricking be. When you start a ridgeside cutscene, get ready to smoke a pack of cigs, cause that's how long it's gonna take. When the base game shows you a cutscene, it's usually not longer than a couple of minutes and often includes dialog you can choose. In rsv? You're not gonna be playing the game for ATLEAST 5m when you start one. You're in full telenovella mode. These fricking modwriters are so confident in their talent (unjustly) that they completely forget to value the player's time
            I'm done talking about this mod because I'm getting upset at how fricking incompetent the devs are
            Thanks for reading my blog
            You cant unsub

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SVE has a great retooling of the areas, at least. That Galdoran shit is mediocre though even if Athena and Camilla rule

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Camilla marriage when
              >frickers still after all this time have no eta at all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >onvince Vincent that he's le trans in a cutscene (which your character is forced to smile at, btw)
            Proof?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's real in his head.

              East Scarp, now that's an abomination. None of its characters do anything. Most of them are old, black or both.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I installed this East Scarp mod once and never again, holy moly, the art on the first character I met was super awful and even sea monsters can’t save it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm currently running it. I regret it, but I've invested the entire spring in the save already. ES has no direction. Characters are bland and additional characters feel out of place. It makes SVE and RV seem like they are vanilla in terms of narrative incorporation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your grandma being this girlboss ninja warrior who saved the world with her lesbian freinds
            u wot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It could really use more dialog choices, they rely a lot on the farmer making emotes and their characters repeating what you said.
            You can call Evelyn's cookies hockey pucks but if Kelia asks how his cooking is it's the best thing you ever tasted no questions asked.
            Jeric's 8 heart event is the worst where the farmer goes on a fully spoken eulogy on how cool Jeric is and how impressed they are with his work.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you mean monologue.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's better.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's his endgame?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a secret

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bigger hat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Tex game WHEN? Ape PLEASE!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Big Tex game
        What are you expecting?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly it's to sell you a new ship.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the man's got a plan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need a gif or webm of him licking his teeth since he just did a bunch of coke before work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just what's his face from code monkeys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say what you will but this guy looks like he's having the time of his life working at joja. He's like Sisyphus, or that meme about nihilism.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah look at the pills on his desk, man is blitzed out of his gourd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      work sets you free

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played this game since release and never got far. Just started a new beach farm, what is a fun simple plan I can follow? I feel totally lost and don't want to spend that much time looking stuff up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plant crops, and fish. when the community center opens up, go look at what you need to collect, and decide that that shit's too much effort, and go joja route instead.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy kino
      if only we had golf carts to ride around on, and the burger dream will have come true...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The world at your fingertips and you make a dystopia. Sad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dystopia
        No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grim
      where the green

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that in america its illegal to build a shop without building a ton of parking spaces in front of it
      there are 3 parking spaces for every car in america

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know that, amazing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry your country is so poor not everyone can drive a car

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh, thirdiesisters? our response?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Firsties think riding is a luxury

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbh as someone who's had to navigate and squeeze into tiny crowded lots I can understand why this is a thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm unironically considering picking the 1.6 update only to start a real dystopia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do americans really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burgerpunk kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I need to escape this dystopian asphalt and office space hell hole!
      >Get away from the rat race!

      >Ah, perfect!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool but wheres the walmart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Grandpa on his deathbed
      >"Grandson, when you get tired of the city life, open this envelope and enjoy a comfy farming life."
      >Boy frick that, this is some prime real estate, I bet I could flip this and sell it to Joja from several mil.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This makes sense in a fantasy world. A grandfather cannot leave his land to a single grandkid. His children would sue the MC's ass and in the best case scenario he'd get the farm, but he'd have to pay off his relatives or it's game over.

        >your grandma being this girlboss ninja warrior who saved the world with her lesbian freinds
        u wot

        You get your green thumb from your grandfather and your fighting talent from your grandma. It makes perfect sense.

        It could really use more dialog choices, they rely a lot on the farmer making emotes and their characters repeating what you said.
        You can call Evelyn's cookies hockey pucks but if Kelia asks how his cooking is it's the best thing you ever tasted no questions asked.
        Jeric's 8 heart event is the worst where the farmer goes on a fully spoken eulogy on how cool Jeric is and how impressed they are with his work.

        Dialog choices alway boil down to Fallout 4's Yes, Yes, Yes (sarcastic) and Maybe later.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the grandpa was sound of mind he can give his stuff to whomever he chooses, but yes. In the real world the tax man come knocking if you're not a direct relative with different tax percentages for degrees removed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have every possibility
      >make parking space
      american moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cursed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are those rods on the left at the top?
      Is that so gays can insert them in their ass so they don't get lonely?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's that, turning your happy little farm into a factorio base?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s the handicap parking? I’m going to sue this business for a lack of access

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOULE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burgerkino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I havent played since 2020 and even then it was only 7 hours.
    Should I continue that save or restart from scratch considering all the updates?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Restart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      restart

      1.6 made the slime hutch smaller so you can probably squeeze another coop in there. also needs fencing around the ponds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Restart

        ok, thanks

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just made it to ginger island for the first time, what am i in for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of close calls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hunting for walnuts with a spreadsheet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More nuts than you can handle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEEZ NUTS
      HA. GOTTEM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A greenhouse that's basically 10x larger.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any good portraits for Rasmodia?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, you're probably right. It can still mirror the manga either way. With her being a bit distrusting of the farmer, eventually growing attached to the farmer and the others, so she decides to stay much longer.
    There can be a lot of lines in comparing the townsfolk with her friends. Penny could remind her of Kobayashi, etc.
    I can definitely do a lot for the day to day lines. Events will be harder, but i'll try. If we had an artgay, I'd suggest a single cg event where she shows you her dragon form too. But that might be too ambitious.
    I'll need to do a full playthrough of the game to see what kinds of things she would say during events and such. Write a few lines here and there.
    Don't think I'll do anything romantic. I fricking suck at romance. So if anon wanted that and marriage dialogue, he'll have to give it a shot himself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >single cg event where she shows you her dragon form too
      How exactly? That might be easier to do that write lines imo. Also for romance, you can take reference from other mods, the vanilla characters or anything very simple. Upto you of course.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm definitely overthinking a lot of it. Doesn't have to be a best selling masterpiece, right?
        As for the CG, I might honestly do some rough drafts myself and perhaps commissioning someone decent at pixel or god forbid finally get my ass into art again. If it's supposedly easier to implement, I may consider more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's an idea for the CG where you meet her. It doesn't have to be an artistic masterpiece or anything, I'd recommend looking at the Beebz mod for inspiration on that end because it sure is full of soul.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CORPORATIONS BAD
    >NATURE GOOD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes you don't live in nature
        curious!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wish that I could, but the society that I was forced to be raised in did not permit such opportunities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

        ok, explain why.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          corporations are a liberal construct.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          corporation by design only exists to serve a very narrow, myopic purpose at the expense everything around it. Being in that environment you are then also expected to wholly change your nature to fit its purpose down to the most base and narrow of function. You are not a man anymore, you are only a tool and this is by design.

          nature has no defined purpose or rigid goal and so exists in harmony with man where existence is now only defined by oneself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hate rich c**ts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I must be contrarian!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all came from nature. Corporation are as much part of us as troony ideology. Man made horror

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes!!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod that makes coffee work properly
    I don't know what ape was thinking making coffee beans a rare drop only and then it works like a regular crop for some reason not an orchard tree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the gypsy sells the bean
      and once you have one bush you get multiple beans per harvest every 3 days

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sam starts wearing a beanie
    >women now lust after him, but only while he's wearing the beanie
    Damn it's hobo Phoenix all over again. Spiky anime hair is really a debuff

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >call gus to see what food he's selling
    >watch tv to check my daily luck
    >watch forecast to check if it rains tomorrow
    >check calendar for birthdays and events
    >kiss my wife
    >drink coffee
    >refill machines
    >harvest crops
    >pet every animal
    >visit krobus for his daily stock
    >check job board
    >give a birthday gift
    I can finally start my day and grind skull cave/chop every tree/fish/jobs
    it's so tiresome

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put extra mayonnaise on my sandwich today to honor this update

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not drinking the mayo
      You failed Ape. Flagellate yourself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate mayo, eating this sandwich is already torture.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Flagellate yourself.
        I tried several times but I'm not flexible enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      daring today, aren't we

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any new music in the update?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i move the farm building to a different place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >added a new interaction with your horse

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Challenge Mode: You can only profit from parsnips

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember if you can upgrade existing barns or coops? I have one of each and thinking of putting down a second, but wondering if I can just upgrade one of the existing ones for my rancher playthrough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure you upgrade existing coops and barns

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sweeeeet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can only upgrade, no cheating for the last tier

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which way, Western man?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went gemologist to get better value out of geodes. I'm currently swimming in ores from both mining and panning and geode openings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1+ ore is objectively superior. Who the frick actually sells gems for profit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you do with the gems?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but i hoard my gems like a dragon, knowing one day i'll have enough diamonds to buy the valley.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jade, Rubies, and Diamonds are all traded to the desert trader. I start selling Diamonds when I get the hot java ring though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and you can craft a station to make them from copies lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who the frick actually sells gems for profit?
        me
        i still get +1 ore path, then when my crystalarium farm has enough gems loaded up, i swap skills in the sewer and sell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just had to pick mine. I went miner because i want (need) that extra ore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      miner and prospector.

      im so tired of seeing gays talk about how useless prospector is. yeah, maybe late game when you can swim through your money like scrooge mcduck. coal is one of the rarer resources thats used constantly and itll be at a couple years before you can subsist on just farming trees to throw in the kiln or outright buying it. geo/gem is only worth going early if you already have 2-3 crystalariums pumping out diamonds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        new quarry fixed the coal issue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Monster Compendium helps out with coal too. Getting a slight boost on coal from Dust Sprites makes a huge difference on total coal supply, way before either the Bandit Ring or the Quarry are unlocked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you always need metal, so miner

      What do you do with the gems?

      gifts

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i set the profit margin to 25% and have just been playing lazily not stressing about optimization or anything
    its so much more fun this way, you guys gotta try it

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd enjoy this game more if two things

    1. Fricking get rid of the Stamina meter and let me just work on my fricking farm
    2. The characters don't feel unfinished and the writing can't decide if these are "REAL" with having trauma and shit or if they're just Harvest Moon characters there to be wholesome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fricking get rid of the Stamina meter and let me just work on my fricking farm
      eat
      >the writing can't decide if these are "REAL" with having trauma and shit or if they're just Harvest Moon characters there to be wholesome.
      What the frick does this even mean? Do you think people with trauma are just miserable all the time?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I just dont' like being reminded about life being shitty because it reminds me of me to much.

        I need to make money, I can't eat what I grow.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I need to make money, I can't eat what I grow.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            need to spend energy to make energy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just stuff your face with salmonberries.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wasting precious seeds on this shit
            how am I gonna fill 3 sheds with kegs if im not playing and cutting trees endlessly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Buy it before the price hike
              You aren't poor, are you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                of course I am, I have 300 jellies ready to sell but I have 3 days until next harvest when I unlock artisan so ive been living off a few hundred bucks a day until then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >characters can't have more than one thing going on for them
      Play with Ridgeside, you'll learn to appreciate vanilla's characters more.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to crops for first year?
    I'm almost done with spring and it's sad how the crops we get from Pierre are so cheap to sell while the only crop called strawberry is only available during egg festivals. hopefully by next year his shop will sell strawberry too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hopefully by next year his shop will sell strawberry too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what? you mean.... bastard Pierre. why tf should i take his side over that joja israelite.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          strawberries are an early "frick you, be prepared next year" from the game. year 2 youll know to go in rich and stockpile seeds.

          need to spend energy to make energy

          shaking trees costs no energy and youll have to chop down trees eventually anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >shaking trees
            i forgot all about this! Thanks!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can also find some decent food in trashcans. Just don't do it while anyone is around...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to crops for first year?
      You can never go wrong with the berries and "big" crops. Go big on those, but don't forget to get what you need for the Community Center bundles too.
      If you have enough money and space to plant them, it doesn't hurt to get at least one of everything just in case someone requests it on the Help Wanted board during that season.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FRICKING
    L O V E MIXED FLOWER SEEDS SO MUCH

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think Abigail has a body like Low-keydeadinside, but this would be fine, too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick. Forgot pic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god damn Kingdom Heart shoes man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you might have autism anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And I think Abigail wears a size 15 in men.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm guessing you've just never owned a pair of boots

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And I'm guessing you have not either.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never bothered getting a horse

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's spring onions / leeks then salmonberries until the crab pot -----> sashimi pipeline is operational

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which girl is the spring onion and which is the leek?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how the game lets you choose between "Tiller" and "Rancher" implying a split path between crops and animals, yet the Tiller path inevitably gives you a perk that makes your animals more profitable than they would be on the Rancher path.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that never made sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the skill paths feel really lopsided. I was hoping this update would fix that.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does the e-girl mods still work on the new version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The e-girl bachelorette mods might still work but they'll have the girls age up during winter, I'd like to update the mods eventually to simply remove the new sprites and portraits and keep the e-girl ones in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of, but not with all their content and no winter outfits. Best to wait for things to get up to date.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that I use the greenhouse, but not the island? Game gets too easy when you access that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same but not because it's easy but because going to the island every day is a pain in the ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you make your own custom greenhouses full of self watering pots though? I love my pineapple shed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can use sprinklers in sheds?

        Is it weird that I use the greenhouse, but not the island? Game gets too easy when you access that.

        Personally, I plant an equal amount of every regrowable on the island and only check in once a week
        If I remember my set up, a full harvest of 16x each crop planted, once a week is about 25k. It's honestly not that much in the endgame, but once it's set up it takes no work to to upkeep and you can use the main farm for only growing nonregrowables
        Here's what my island looked like
        All of these had highest level fertilizer, too, so I was getting iridium crops

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can use sprinklers in sheds?
          they do but they dont water pots

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Retaining soil + regrowing crop means you only need to water once

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see
            Unfortunately, your pinapples aren't purple tho

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has the minmax meta changed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it has
      smoker is good but you get it kinda late from the ticket machine and buying the recipe doesn't seem worth it

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any preset mod packs that turn all the villagers into women and you can make a harem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      careful anon, bringing up a genderbend mod will have the people with trannoids rent free in their head will come out of the woodworks

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hope wax sticks around, but he's a fickle soul.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically how do I have fun in this game? I have around 100 hours in it. The first time was sorta fun, but gradually I came to realize it was just a really shallow chore simulator collectathon, and I can't play more than a single day without feeling extremely demotivated to continue.

    Tips?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not every game is for everyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont try to do everything. set 1 or 2 personal goals to focus on and disregard everything else. when youre satisfied with those, set another. there is no rush to get perfection, and even the year 3 evaluation can be retried for no penalty however many times you want. just do what you want and take as much time as you want.

      theres also the chance

      not every game is for everyone

      is right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a relaxation game. You just play it to build your little world, like the Sims.

      I, however, play it for this grape.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is my wife doing on the computer. This is why kids shouldn't be allowed access to such things.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's borrowing the farm computer for a school assignment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do I have fun in this game? I have around 100 hours in it
      You must have had some fun to put 100 hours into it. If not, you seem to be a crazy person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move on my dude. Play a different game. 100 hours is a decent chunk of time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of the experience. Real life farming is even worse. My cousin is keeping livestock and she and her partner have to care for it from 5 in the morning till late at night when she comes back from work. No kidding.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making a trader Jojas farm

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK, I can already see how the event goes. You damn genius. If people can stomach not having great art for cgs I guess I can do it myself, save myself the trouble of requesting commissions or going into an Ganker drawthread.
    gonna take some time to get the rust off, haven't done anything in 4 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute girl, your making a mod about her? she a new character or from something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah meant to respond to

        Here's an idea for the CG where you meet her. It doesn't have to be an artistic masterpiece or anything, I'd recommend looking at the Beebz mod for inspiration on that end because it sure is full of soul.

        That's an abyssal ship from Kancolle, one of the last things I ever did, digitally, and something i need to strive for again when possibly creating CGs for the Kanna mod.
        i made her hair too pink since at the time i figured i wanted to make it pop out more in contrast to her skin

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a good summer bros
    >married Haley and Emily (in a couple days, but in my headcanon it was a double wedding on the night of the moonlight jellies)
    >good crop set up going into fall. Have enough quality spronks to fill the whole rest of the place
    >full barn and coop. Final upgrades should go quick as a brick
    >on track to get bluechimkens soon
    >got a 3k apple tree from based smuggler
    >experienced the KINO that is green rain
    >going into fall with 30k
    >on track to finish the community center before the end of y1 (although I usually wait until the last day so that the cutscene happens in the spring. Just fits that way imo)
    The only problem with this run was that the mines were particularly unfrenly to me. Still, I've got enough spronks and a good amount of tool upgrades so I cant complain. Also I was worried the marrige mod was goofing because for some reason I didn't get Emily's 10h event. But I ended up running through some days and it seems like it's working fine (beyond a couple bugs like them not sleeping in the bed, but w/e. Wip please understand)
    I ended up just console comanding the event to happen
    Gonna write out a longpost soon once I'm done playing about how the game goes in my Haley+Emily doublemarriage headcanon
    There was one anon that wanted a romance mod for them. Im not going to make it, but I'm a writegay so I'll give my two cents on how to easily merge the current ingame events (in your head) for it to be based
    Keep an eye out, bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haley AND Emily?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh
        🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a mod called "polyamorySweet" that lets you marry as many spouses as you like. It's basically a copypaste from an old mod called free love which served the same purpose
            It's a little bit janky, especially now as it just got updated there's some bug, but it overall works as intended as far as I've seen

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well if that gets updated it will be the first mod I use, that will solve my dilemma of never knowing who to marry

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean updated?
                It is currently "up to date". It's still a little messy, though, so you should give it a few months to let him patch things up. It mostly works, but not completely. The old one is the one that's not being upheld anymore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I assumed 1.6 broke everything

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but it's now called "polyamorysweet" instead of "freelove" and works mostly. There's still some bugs, but I was able to marry both Haley and Emily in 1.6

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost at first Winter on Meadowlands
    >remember I don't really like tending to the animals every day
    It's fine, I'll probably just replace all by barn animals with Pigs during the Winter, them and the coop animals are pretty low-maintenance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pigs
      >low maintenance
      Enjoy wasting hours a day collecting truffles only to realize ancient fruit is still the only reasonable way to afford all the endgame garbage, culminating in you bulldozing your barn of fat fricks in a fit of rage and regret.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need to pick up the truffles every day though, I can just let them pile up when I'm busy
        It's also nice that I can just sell them raw without losing much value

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sell them raw without losing much value
          truffle oil isnt worth it if youre going all in on pigs. yeah, youll lose like 200 on each truffle by not making oil, but youll be making more than enough to make up for it, and much faster, if you have gatherer and botanist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Protip
      Name your animals after cute girls from shows and anime, that way youre more inclined to care for them
      Personally I separate the shows by type of animals. See if you can guess which shows I've got represented (theyre all pretty easy lol)
      Chickens
      Clarke, Maddie, Octavia, Raven
      Ducks
      >Shinji(malard skin from elle's cuter coop aminals), Asuka, Rei, Misato (female ducks)
      Cows (normal skin)
      >Kate, Juliet, Penny, (Claire not gotten yet)
      Cows (highland skin)
      Aetheflaed, (following are not yet gotten) Skade, Hild, Stiora
      Goats
      >Nancy, Robin, Maxine, Eleven
      Bnnuys (when I get them)
      >Yui, Ui, Tsumugi, Mio, Ritsu, Sawako
      There's pleanty more but I haven't really decided yet

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so smug?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she is very smart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a new 1.6 line?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's from the old Penny teaching event.
        t. Professional Jasologist

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Check out SVE
    >I can marry a MILF or a depressed hag with a dead end job
    Bros wtf why didn't you tell me sooner

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly regret starting a new game. There hasn't been enough content so far to warrant it.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I havent played SV literally since launch
    What should i be aware of if i go back in today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally impossible to inform you. it was already a completely different game in 1.5.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Set off some bombs

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are now upgrades for the pan
    Are they worth it or is panning still useless?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody really knows yet, but the iridium pan proccing itself over and over does sound interesting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like the Iridium Pan is going to simulate finding a particularly fruitful river in the Gold Rush. I really appreciate it, since the Pan has felt like a total after-thought until this moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been doing more panning on Ginger Island recently. I get a surprising amount of ore from the iridium pan, and sometimes it procs a new spot right next to me so I don't need to move.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I felt like even the copper pan is worth it now.
      I usually get a bars worth of ore and most of the time something a little extra when I use it. I've had other things to do besides upgrading the pan so I don't know how it improves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody really knows yet, but the iridium pan proccing itself over and over does sound interesting.

      On one pan I got a Diamond, Emerald, and 9 Iron Ore. That is absolutely worth bringing it with you, especially if you just use it as a hat. Also I really really want Lucky Ring again.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Keep forgetting to bring copper bars with me when I run to the smithy to upgrade shit.
    FRICK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat Clint over the head with a wrench to punish him for facilitating your folly by owning a blacksmith you wanted to use.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES CLINT I KNOW YOU'RE UPGRADING MY AXE I TOLD YOU TO YOU OFFER OTHER SERVICES DO YOU FRICKING NOT OPEN MY GEODES YOU MOTHERFRICKER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ape is adding the ability to use Clint while he's upgrading a tool in the next patch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat Clint over the head with a geode to punish him for disobeying you

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are their ages?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone in the game is 13, even the wizard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shane, Harvey, Elliot, and Emily are in their 30s/late 20s (Harvey is 100% in his 30s since he's a doctor)
      Rest are in their early-mid 20s. Haley, Sam, and Alex are probably on the younger side since they act like they just graduated from high school

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eliot - 26
      Shane - 28
      Sebastian - 24
      Sam - 18
      Harvey - 28
      Alex - 20

      Abigail - 18
      Emily - 22
      Haley - 22
      Leah - 26
      Maru - 19
      Penny - 20

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Emily and Haley are fraternal twins
        FrickIN DAMN my dick CANNOT get any harder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were born on 26 February 2016, so they are 8

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Old enough"
      Abigail, Haley, Sam, Alex
      >Working adult
      Maru, Penny, Sebastian
      >Pushing 30
      Shane, Emily, Leah, Elliot
      >Did 8 years of med school and is into model planes
      Harvey

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard there is a new prestige system for skills.
    What is that about? Can I have multiple professions now?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what am i missing, bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like moss

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going into year 2, should I buy a horse or just set up coffee production in my greenhouse?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee speed buff effects the horse. Or at least it used to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >should I buy a horse
      Yes
      Brewing your own coffee is a scam, just buy it from the Saloon (also buy the recipe to turn it into Triple Shot Espresso so you don't have to drink it every two minutes). Your greenhouse space and kegs can be put to better use.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both
      You can't take your horse everywhere

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speed buffs stack with horse.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this gonna sound moronic but should i save my summer crops so i can turn it into wine or just sell it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      melon wine is a money machine if u have enough kegs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, i was making beer but now melons are my choice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Freindship ended with beer
          Wine is my new best friend

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you guys find the motivation to keep playing after you've bought everything, done everything, and made your farm the exact way you wanted? And by everything I don't mean the autismal totem pole stuff. I'm talking like the community center, all the projects, got married, had kids, did pretty much everything on ginger island, did the theater, etc. Just keep farming even though you have more money than you could spend? I feel a profound emptiness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe your game has concluded at that point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm talking like the community center
      >I feel a profound emptiness
      The solution is quite simple.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's generally where you'd stop
      I've only done perfection on 2 playthroughs out of like 6
      Once you feel like you've done everything you wanted, it's honestly time to put the game down for a while and come back later
      I do recommend getting perfection atleast once, tho. It feels good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      time to bring out the modslop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either go for the big mods (even though most of them suck) or just put the game down and come back when the mood strikes again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and made your farm the exact way you wanted?
      lol
      lmao
      2000 hours and I've yet to hit year 3
      There is never a farm the exact way I want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I usually only consider a save complete after I get the totems and clock.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only way to make riverlands look good is to turn it into a forest
        Riverbros.. where did it all go wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the end of the game.
      Either grab some mods, marry someone else, or just call the game done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you guys find the motivation to keep playing the game after you've beaten the game?
      Why are zoomers like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Directionless and (self)meaningless lives. Grasping within what is familiar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Directionless and (self)meaningless lives. Grasping within what is familiar.

        >t. bitter and joyless MMOgays

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...wouldn't that be opposite? Wouldn't people who post shit like

          How do you guys find the motivation to keep playing after you've bought everything, done everything, and made your farm the exact way you wanted? And by everything I don't mean the autismal totem pole stuff. I'm talking like the community center, all the projects, got married, had kids, did pretty much everything on ginger island, did the theater, etc. Just keep farming even though you have more money than you could spend? I feel a profound emptiness.

          be an MMO drone, anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's OK for games to have a finite amount of content, zoomer. It's healthy to move on to different things.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pro tip: The Pan is good now and worth using, get it at least to gold. The spots are rare, but always deliver good amounts of ore and gems. Also you can just wear it on your head so it doesn't even take up a slot.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well this is new. I haven't played since 1.1.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breh this thing is supposed to be so fricking rare yet I get it every single run. Sometimes I get two
      It's not new to 1.6. It might have not been in while you were playing tho

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1.6 adds a leprechaun hat you can get fairly easily
    >leprechaun shoes are still virtually impossible as it's complete bullshit rng
    APPPPEEEEE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tailor a Carrot
      > Makes a Carrot-top.

      Ape's a cheeky fricker.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been thinking about getting in SW lately but I'm concerned about social links and romantic stuff. I don't want any of that. Can I be an butthole or even make enemies there? I want to be a secluded loner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just avoid talking to everyone except the shopkeepers and ignore the introductions quest. You can't really be an butthole besides purposely giving people gifts they don't like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the social part is voluntary. the game overall doesn't really push you hard in any direction. if you're a min/max addict you'll need to interact with all parts of the game but honestly the "social" shit only leads to recipes that make an easy casual game even easier and occasional low value gifts sent through mail, oh and i guess marrying your preferred thot/boipucci. it is almost a wash really if you don't personally value the fake interaction, you're spending the resource of time to run around the map talking to npcs and giving them things you could sell that could be spent fishing/mining. if you are concerned with playing a super efficient game, getting your waifu wed quickly, or a completionist then yeah you need to click on anywhere from some to every npc but if you just wanna farm, fish, kill monsters, and mine? nah you can entirely eschew that aspect of the game very easily

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can be a dick to people, give them garbage, go through their trash, shoot them with a slingshot. You can also say and do some pretty fricked up stuff in the social events and other related areas but you do have to befriend people to get to that point.
      You don't really get punished for it, beyond losing friendship points and not getting the benefits of making friends with people.
      You don't need to make friends with anyone to "beat the game" or even get the best "score" when you're evaluated at the end of your second year, but if you want to 100% the game befriending people and getting married/roomates IS required to get the "real" "ending" and completing various other achievements.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros I just want to breed Caroline but Abe won't let me

    how's the new farm btw, is it comfy enough to beat out forest/river?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just okay, it's the best if you like ranching but that's it. Forest is still the GOAT, river comes with a free smoker now. I actually like hilltop the most design-wise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >river comes with a free smoker now
        Really, how?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get the Jas dialouge where she talks about having nightmares about fire?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love this black girl like you wouldn't believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >talks about having nightmares about fire?
      Is this new 1.6 dialogue? Bet that's how her parents died.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I read its new to 1.6 but I don't know how to trigger it.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is from a single pan with the Iridium Pan, this item is sooo much better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually get excited when I see the pan spots now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another haul from a single pan, this is so good now

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you forget to get the pufferfish in summer

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro, your hat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd best keep yer dirty 'ands off me pot 'o GOLD, ya 'twat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro, your hat?

        watch this swag

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want Shane to wear this outfit when I marry him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wear the pink bimbo ribbon

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what stardew valley mods turn it into something like factorio

    i want automated corn syrup farms

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I crab pot the little pond in the standard farm or does only garbage come out?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caviar should be worth more

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally catch sturgeon
    >full inventory
    >accidentally throw it away

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone's looking to install SVE on an existing save, I recommend doing it with an empty greenhouse
    RIP my ancient fruits

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the homosexual from SVE stopped working on 2.0 just to work on whatever the frick he did for this update.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is my best year 1 skull caverns run ever. Had a ton of prep for it though, 50+ bombs and staircases.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slingshot w/ explosive ammo > bombs

      last time i played SV i gave up before getting to level 100, this time around i went in prepared with slingshot, food buffs, cheese, 9 stairs, slime charmer and crab shell ring and waited for the first lucky day in winter. Got to level 100 on my first run and managed a few prismatic shards out of it, felt zamn good

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute rock-munching wife!

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I smoke fish?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use a smoker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carefully

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I'll play through again when the update is universal. How is the new farm?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno, still playing forest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun if you're doing ranching

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any recolors that work in 1.6 that isn't make the game desaturated and sad looking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aparently starblue just got updated, but it's not complete

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say I know absolutely nothing about making a game, how do you go about making a Stardew Valley clone? Where do you even start?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have lots of Stardew Valley clones, anon. Yet here we are, in the Stardew Valley thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This game is very fun and addicting. I wish there was more games like this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's dozens of games that are almost exactly the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's okay. Barone didn't know either. SV literally has no engine.
      I don't know shit about programming, but I've watched all of Tim Cain's videos, so I'm something of a game designer myself.

      The first thing to keep in mind is you absolutely must not know a thing about farming, ranching or rural lifestyle in general. The way the characters live must seem like it's their lifestyle choice, not the force of the circumstance. Make everyone vegan.
      Characters must be over the top diverse, liberal without question and dress like hipsters. It's best if you never mention their sex at all.
      Don't include any dirty work. Animals don't shit, your clothes don't get filthy, it's impossible to get hurt, animals don't get sick and die, your tools never decay, everyone gets paid fairly.
      This is important: make sure you waste as much of your player's time. Make a small inventory, forcing the player to go back and forth. Make shops work in dumb schedules. Place important areas in different corners of the map. Make sure that your player always struggles with time. Never let the player accomplish all of his goals in a single day. You need to make him waste at least 70 hours on every playthrough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Say I know absolutely nothing about making a game, how do you go about making a Stardew Valley clone? Where do you even start?

        it's not true that "SV literally has no engine".
        FNA was used, which is a framework based on older microsoft'x XNA, C# based, it handles graphics, sound, etc.
        It's a step lower than unity, godot, etc but higher than making your own engine from scratch, if you are a complete newbie just use unity or godot, you will get the same result, but you still got to do a lot of work to make your game not be an unoptimized laggy mess, it's a miracle the SV guy managed to work on the same engine for so long, he must have refactored a lot through the years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      state machine
      user interface

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good job Ganker you got me to play stardew valley for another 20 minutes I'll come back after a year

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game really needs rival heart events like harvest moon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least more people comment on the marriage now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That goes against the Groundhog Day design of Stardew. You are the only dynamic force in the game, the lives of the characters are completely static.

        Say I know absolutely nothing about making a game, how do you go about making a Stardew Valley clone? Where do you even start?

        But he should take note. Stardew Valley with actually passing time could be good... But then the game can't last forever and that might cause panic attacks for players who want their playthrough to last forever!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not playing with gender swapped bachelors and harem mods and marrying both Haley and girlAlex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the best portrait mod for this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Talkoh's

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw femElliot is just Leah but good

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >not updated
              GODDAMNIT

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hate that these coombrained waifu designs have become the default genderbends now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Months and months ago an anon posted a femElliott from a portrait mod he was making. It was the best one I've ever seen, wish I had saved it. No idea if he ever finished it either because he certainly never appeared again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >best I've ever seen
                >can't remember a simple combination of words to find it in the archives
                Grandpa you forgot your pants again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >best I've ever seen
                >can't remember a simple combination of words to find it in the archives
                Grandpa you forgot your pants again.

                I dug through every combination of words I could find both on Ganker and nexus and found next to nothing except this abandoned Sam mod from 2016
                https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/307

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the deal with the bell cat collar?

                Batbros............. did I get tricked? Most days I get nothing, and if I do get something it's like one Salmonberry...............................

                I think so too, but the Life Elixir is severely outdated.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What's the deal with the bell cat collar?
                that one's definitely the most obnoxious but the hair clips and choker on the other 2 are also pretty bad
                The Alex one is fine though, since he's supposed to be a generic pretty boy mannequin anyways

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is there a genderbent one for the girls as boys?
              >t. gaynon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can you post it or tell me the source

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was on the nexus, no idea if it got purged by the usual suspects

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this dialogue from right after the wedding, or later on?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, what most gamers do to the farm isn't that different from joja. Should be a secret bad ending if you have too many kegs/machines.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pirate vs Angler
    Thoughts?

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    started playing stardew valley, what should i know? i played once before but forgot almost everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The less you know, the more you'll enjoy the game. Just enjoy it.

      >oh noooooo Leah has an ex!

      Do incel farmers really? She’s clearly the best girl

      It's even bigger deal IRL.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh noooooo Leah has an ex!

    Do incel farmers really? She’s clearly the best girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does Kel's sloppy seconds taste?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You meet a 10/10 irl, get with her, and run into an asshurt ex who is suicidal over bungling a relationship with bestgirl then talk about seconds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leah's heart events are literally an NTR story where you're the bull.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have never done the community center to the end before
    >"but this save will be different, this time I will do the community center!"
    >forget some spring item
    >have to wait an entire year to make basic progression in the game
    >frick this shit
    >buy jojamart membership

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As I've said many times, the items should automatically be donated to the community center as soon as you acquire them. Do it, Ape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's only 1 maybe 2 run killers in the community center and it's obviously the quality crop bundle
      It's the only one that if you miss there is basically nothing you can do no alternative method no way to cheat it and it's slow and has a lot of RNG
      It probably should've been changed the first update the game ever got but then everybody just got used to it so now it will never be changed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      build a coop and use the item exploit pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why bother doing that when the jojamart membership is much easier?

        I try, I swear I do my best to do the community center every run, but I always forget something. This run I'll go out of my way to stick it out but I'm not so sure bros.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the community center is more rewarding to complete than selling out to some soulless corpo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rewarding
            Yeah, I sure love seeing Clint use the Community Center as an excuse to be an useless piece of shit all day, and nobody else!

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Deployed soldier's wife is named Jodi
    Intentional?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Speaking of Jodi, does anyone else get unbelievably horny when approaching her from behind while she's doing dishes with the intention of showering her with gifts?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cucking Kent before he gets home mod when

        Should i start a new save?

        Probably, depends on when you made your last one. But probably.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ya

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jody

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I could kneel behind her and let her use my face as her chair while she washes the dishes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and I wish I could hug her from behind

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >does anyone else get unbelievably horny when approaching her from behind while she's doing dishes
        Getting horny with housewife doing housewife work is totally normal
        >with the intention of showering her with gifts?
        Pampering working housewife is totally normal too

        Cucking Kent before he gets home mod when
        [...]
        Probably, depends on when you made your last one. But probably.

        An event when you free use her body while doing the dishes is a must

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jody/Jodi is military slang for someone who fricks your wife while you're deployed, and sometimes used to refer to the wife herself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

      I love the update, but I couldn't help thinking about what we could've got, like
      >no update for children
      >no cotton plants for "no-animal run" cloth
      >no new bachelors/bachelorettes
      >no auto gates
      >no summer outfits
      >npcs (besides Alex and Linus, and Penny in that heart event) still don't go to the bathouse regularly
      >only 1 new fish
      >daffodils are still considered forage instead of flowers

      >no cotton plants for "no-animal run" cloth
      Never thought about it. Thats a great idea

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Elaborate

        Jody/Jodi is military slang for someone who fricks your wife while you're deployed, and sometimes used to refer to the wife herself

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should i start a new save?

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pelican Town
    >never even seen a pelican there in my whole life

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played in like 6 months holy shit
    Summer first year
    Also like my tenth save file lmao I love the early game so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early game is exciting because you can still frick up if you don't save those gold star parsnips.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's because I've played the game a lot but I've never understood why people chop down every single tree and don't let unused parts of the farm overgrow. Especially in fall when it has the most benefit. In case you didn't know every single full grown tree on the farm has a chance to change into a mushroom tree from like the 4th of fall til the 28th. The more trees you have the higher the chance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you were going to make an anti-minmax post but then you suddenly went even more minmax than the people you were complaining about.

        I clean the farm because of aesthetics. I like having everything empty because building is easier.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Minmax? Mushroom trees are 100% aesthetic. Nothing says unique looking farm more than having it half covered in mushrooms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agreed
        get treepilled

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Minmax? Mushroom trees are 100% aesthetic. Nothing says unique looking farm more than having it half covered in mushrooms

          I'll get the same trees with mods and will post screencaps here and you will say nice things about it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mods
            Lame

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where horse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horse 10k 100 hardwood 5 iron bar talk Robin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where hardwood

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hardwood on farm, later can be found in secret forest west of wizard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        horse acquire
        thank

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          welcome

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Route that lets me put both pierre and morris into the fricking soil as fertilizer?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, update is playable again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call me when I can marry Robin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a home wrecker mod somewhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jesus christ i've read better quality smut on quizilla

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im here kneeding my dick got breasts on my shit over here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does this mod also change the skin color of maru's children? Because it'd be pretty hilarious if it doesn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like in real life, you cannot know what ancestor's genes you're spreading. Plenty of seemingly white couples produce Black babies. Any child can be born black regardless of the parents' race. It would be racist to claim otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice bait, israelite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The coal burner's gamble

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What color are they usually.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maru will usually have a dark baby and a light skinned baby, unless you are black in which case you are supposed to get two black babies. However the system seems pretty faulty since I've seen people complain that abigail and leah gave them black babies.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >abigail and leah gave them black babies.
            Fricking kek. For real? Never had this in all of my Penny and Haley playthroughs and they've produced dozens of children.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Penny’sBreeder1488

            >abigail and leah gave them black babies.

            The jokes write themselves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick willingly interacts with Maru?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does not, which is why I took initiative and updated it. I present White Maru and Demetrius - Uncucked edition!

        https://files.catbox.moe/ysmdki.7z

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I use this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. I hope he updates his Clint mod at some point. I had forgotten about it.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SNEEDING

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do the new big chest work with the crafting table? dont want to waste my resources on it if it doesn't work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which features is this update lacking?
    How would you fix it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Butchery.
      By adding butchery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know how you can quick stack items per chest? I'l like this to cover more chests.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Transfer to nearby chests from inventory (only to and if the chest has the same item in it, so it goes to same stack). I know there's a mod that attempts to do it but it's buggy and not great. I'm good at chest/inventory management, but I hate going to them over and over just to stack shit in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the update, but I couldn't help thinking about what we could've got, like
      >no update for children
      >no cotton plants for "no-animal run" cloth
      >no new bachelors/bachelorettes
      >no auto gates
      >no summer outfits
      >npcs (besides Alex and Linus, and Penny in that heart event) still don't go to the bathouse regularly
      >only 1 new fish
      >daffodils are still considered forage instead of flowers

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he has the tractor mod
    >he has the scythe mod
    >he has a mod that changes all the buildings to ugly white cottagecore shit
    >he has a fricking anime portraits mod
    Disgusting

    All you need is seasonal outfits

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Things are going good boys

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start new farm to try everything new
    >go back to forest and play the exact same way I always have
    I havent even noticed anything new apart from the moss and im almost at winter, I play this shit on autopilot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't pick the new farm
      Well I guess that's an easy way to miss blue grass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can craft it later

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet he complains that they haven't noticed anything new. Seems like I'm just pointing out the fact that if he had started a new game on the new farm he would have seen something new much faster.

          You kinda dumb, famdingo.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YAS!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't do it again

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find pic related
    >put it in house
    >few days later it is oriented differently (facing my bed)
    >a week or so later it's moved by 1 tile in my house
    What's it's end game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to that SETI game.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good portrait mods that actually work with the current version? I really don't like the default portraits so this shit is pretty much a requirement for me but the only one that is seemingly updated is the one that turns everyone into HM style blobs. The rest is either individual characters or just AI slop. Dear God, there is so much fricking AI slop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seasonal Outfits - Slightly Cuter Aesthetic

      There's even versions for SVE, RSV and ES!

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >night market
    >pay to fish
    >end up with more seaweed than fish
    Why is this allowed? Fricking dogshit luck today.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the new cameo in Maru's 14th heart event Ape hinted at?
    >inb4 nobody knows because nobody marries Maru

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demetrius murders you.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Emily made something called a squirrel loaf yesterday. How was it? Well, let's just say if my tail was a little bushier I probably would have loved it.
    What did she mean by this, bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squirrel is a common food in rural areas. She's basically saying if she were more rustic, and country, she would have enjoyed it more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A squirrel loaf is a type of really nutty bread. She's saying that if she were a squirrel she'd like it

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotten 2 trash can hats and don't know what to do with them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Throw them away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wear one and put another on an urchin

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use mod that lets you choose who you get
      very cool anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't use mods.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guy who made this game could have literally released it 3 years earlier, but because he had OCD and no one around him was willing to restrain him he redid every single sprite and sound effect.
    Also what's the state of Harvest Moon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also what's the state of Harvest Moon?
      Dead just like its fans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also what's the state of Harvest Moon?
      Apparently Story of Seasons: Pioneers of Olive Town was alright.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried the game again and was immediately reminded why I hated it. They introduce this beautiful woman in Robin at the start who you think is going to be your live interest only to find out she's married to a nog. The dev has a literal cuck fetish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >falling for a b***h who mocks your beautiful farmstead despite having a hobo in her backyard
      You deserve the metaphorical cucking. homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOUR PUSSY IS THE THING THATLL BE CRUSTY AFTER IM DONE WITH YOU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was so mad at that when I started the game lel, had to settle for the town's second ginger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her husband is white in my game
      Sounds like a skill issue on your part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her husband should be me

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the best anime mod for this game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your taste. Look at their previews and make your decision.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FastAnimations makes this game so much better holy shit

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna frick Robin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hope you enjoy my crusty seconds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably also frick Sebastian.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batbros............. did I get tricked? Most days I get nothing, and if I do get something it's like one Salmonberry...............................

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no no no no no
      aaaaahhhhhh HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      HE FELL FOR THE BATMEME!
      shroombros.. don't be too hard on him now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be an avid Mushroomhead but my beliefs have been thoroughly shattered by the Ape. There's literally no reason to pick mushrooms now that they only give you shit once every two days, not to mention the mushie log.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the first week I got 2 plums, an apricot, and a pomegranate. You just have bad RNG.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to intentionally stall or sabotage a friend who is trying to marry a villager in a multiplayer game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      marry that villager before he does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it possible to try to date again after he starts dating them? I was at 6 hearts when he just started dating her and I had no idea he was going for her after telling everyone from the start that I was going for her and I'm beyond demoralized.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just give up before you embarrass yourself any further.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah i've got a better idea

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >got to 8 hearts
              >got bouquet
              >can date someone who's already dating
              >it's the beginning of winter
              it begins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Marry him instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like you're not friends at all. Taking away someone's waifu can cause serious harm to his mental health.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see

        is it possible to try to date again after he starts dating them? I was at 6 hearts when he just started dating her and I had no idea he was going for her after telling everyone from the start that I was going for her and I'm beyond demoralized.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does the respawning stuff actually work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Some stuff respawns

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a year in and I entirely forgot the doctor exists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harvey, Maru, Susan, Sophia, Gunther... Continue the forgotten character list.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sophia
        >literally Flashshifter's waifu and the single most jerked off character by SVE fans
        >forgotten
        You double moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She hates people, rarely ventures into town. She lives in a fricking backwater, isn't a vendor nor do any quests involve her. Even Flor plays a bigger role in my farmer's life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's fullly intended. She's supposed to be ridiculously hard to raise friendship with so players chase her harder and think she's more special.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Too bad Olivia mogs her in every way despite being used goods and an enemy spy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally who

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shane fricks chickens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't we?

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod where the horse is a donkey instead?

    Pic unrelated

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to get to 100 floor of Skull dungeon while playing in multiplayer session? I barely make it to 25 floor at 10 pm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having the totem pole thing to teleport there first thing in the morning and another thing to teleport back. A bunch of bombs and staircases and food, especially food that increases your speed. Getting your shit buffed at the forge makes the skull cave easier so you might want to reach that first. People swear by the slingshot but I have never used it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and another thing to teleport back
        If you fall asleep in the mines you don't die, IIRC. You just lose 1000g as if you collapsed anywhere else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        slingshot loaded with cherry bombs makes the caverns beyond trivial

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you expand minerals and gemstones? Maybe socket your tools/weapons/armor or treat them like trinket charms. They don't sell for much but if you hold onto them and wait for a small seasonal event, gem fair you could sell only so many gemstones that could fit on your table. This way you could get unique collectors items.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gems are outrageous.

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