Alyx is a virgin and is saving herself for Gordon

Alyx is a virgin and is saving herself for Gordon

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she fucks Vortigaunts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vortigaunts
      Never played this game but is that another word for BWC?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're an alien so it would be technically BBC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're an alien so it would be technically BBC.

        This is why people hate americans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BIG LEATHERY BROWN-GREEN COCK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact: Vortigaunts have two assholes.
          It's like grabbing a bowling ball.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and they are all connected mentally so fucking one is like getting greened by it's entire race

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So at the same time, if you fuck one, you're fucking an entire specie, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A bowling ball have 3 holes though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker: The Post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like something the vorts would say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i showed my sister half life recently and now she's now attracted to vortigaunts
      why did god allow this to happen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does that even happen?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does that even happen?

        It's a deep manly voice, that's all. Stop her before she turns weird.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't blame her. The vorts in HL:A were adorable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women are ultimate degens anon
        dont let this site fool you
        you did this to yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no female vortigaunts
      gaben had one job

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has purple panties and red streaked pubes

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you sure about that OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The right finger in the wrong hole can make all the difference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH FFUCK, GORDON! GORDON, I'M GONNA-
      >.
      >.
      >Cum, Mr. Freeman?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TING TING AHEM
        ..
        .
        FULLY

        >Are you really about to cum, again?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TING TING AHEM
        ..
        .
        FULLY

        >Are you really about to cum, again?

        >In the meantime, this is where I get off
        I didn't agree with Valve's decision of depicting G-man masturbating furiously but I gotta say after all these years it was the right call

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His odd, lingering pace of speaking has a whole different context now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His erratic, seemingly random stroke tempo really implies he's not human

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >about to cum
        >time freezes
        >I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient, for a heart to heart...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cum freezes mid ejaculation
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The right finger in the wrong hole can make all the difference

      >So, wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell these fingers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But G-Man is Gordon Freeman?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Play half life alyx

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm straight.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved her so much as a kid.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder she's a virgin, damn she's ugly

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alyx worth the money for a headset?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely

      I don't play anything other vr now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. No game is worth that much. Even with the added value of mod campaigns and maps.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah she DEFINITELY fucked Male_07

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has d0g don't you remember?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU JUST KNOW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "he was smaller until i ADDED MORE ONTO HIM"
        jesus fucking christ a bad dragon dildo probably feels like a pinky to her.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mutt girls fuck vortigaunts

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good yes based mestiso mommy gf roleplaying in bed as Alyx getting stabbed by a hunter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mestiso mommy gf
        she's blasian just like alyx

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that chin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a pinch, in a cinch

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I FINALLY HAVE AN ON TOPIC REASON TO POST THIS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is she trying to convey with this look?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she wants the dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40 year old game still has better face animations than anything made today
      how

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        devs pushing the limits of tech instead of wallets pic related was early 2003 during doom 3 testing btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >40 year old game still has better face animations than anything made today
          how

          The industry has gone from small studios of professionals who actually made good games, to big kindergartens of 3 month contract workers, interns and other idiots with access to fancy ray tracing nanite machine learning meme technology plus a couple of programming wizards who barely manage to duct tape the whole pile of shit AAA movie game together into a finished product
          (not really but that's my angry and irrational take with some truth to it)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            probably one of the best succinct descriptions i've seen in a while

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And movies from the 40s are better executed than most of the stuff being released now, what is your point?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Automation is death.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She couldn't even have sex if she went out in the streets to get raped. Not because she is ugly but because of the Combine field.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FULLY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FERN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he still remembers what happened 10 minutes before the world was destroyed
          wtf get over it nerd don't leave your food in the microwave

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that was to be his LAST meal before the apocalypse hit
            he's never had the chance to eat another tuna casserole SINCE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I gave the tuna casserole the ol' resonance cascade treatment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly a lot better then most mods that add boobs to characters like Elora and that one autists who keeps posting Jill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone do that to a soda machine?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S E X

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anywhere you can get all of the original models? I can only find a couple ones and most of them are complete character swaps to some OC.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i want alyx to sit on my face in those tight, dirty blue jeans

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx is cute. CUTE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably the only likable tough woman character. how did valve/laidlaw do it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based grandpa making alyx nervous around gordon and alyx having heard nothing but stories of gordon being a cool badass who destroyed black mesa and helped all scientists escape

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you listen to the commentary they cut all the lines where she was nagging Gordon to keep going and kept all the good lines about her appreciating Gordon. I know it sounds simple but when most game companies are staffed with bitter feminists this kind of attitude is rare to find.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people wish we got the prototypes for hl2 but really if you listen to any of the dialogue from those, you can see valve trimmed all the fat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            valve is good at what they do, they deliver excellent linear experiences delivered in a polished manner both through visuals and audio

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >used deliver twice
              my brain is bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did this achievement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how did u deal with the helicopter at the end where you get to the garage? I just bunny hopped with the gnome and then bunny hopped back for the car while being shot the entire time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was so long ago I can't remember, think I just kept leaving the gnome somewhere safe and going back for it after the shooting is done.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve done it multiple times but never got the achievement because I did it on the PS3 Orange Box which has no achievements. Even brought it into the advisor encounter once so he could watch evilly. Feels bad.

                how did u deal with the helicopter at the end where you get to the garage? I just bunny hopped with the gnome and then bunny hopped back for the car while being shot the entire time

                Stick the gnome in the back window. It’s not perfect, but it’s a hell of a lot safer than having it in the driver’s seat with you. A few more tips:
                >you can leave it next to Alyx and the vortigaunt when you go into the antlion nest, it’ll be where you left it
                >you can toss it over to the bridge so you don’t have to carry it through zombietown

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i already knew about all those shortcuts, the trainyard with the helicopter is the only place i couldn't figure out how to do easily and i never figured out how to jam the gnome completely and constantly getting in and out to gravity gun it further actually got me killed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you talking about the helicopter fight or the helicopter chase before the fight?
                If it’s the chase then I really have no tips other than drive carefully. If it’s the fight, just take him out of the car and stick him somewhere safe, maybe the little garage with the suit energy dispenser.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the chase, i did well enough with my two trips method, since the actual fight is so easy and there are supplies inside it was even better
                showed up with 24hp though because i already used the med kits on the map from running with the gnome
                >hiding under traincars for barely enough cover to dodge some shots
                truly the most hardcore gamer move i ever did, too bad it was on an easy game and i'm not actually skilled

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The best tip for the gnome run is that some of the driving maps don't actually force you to use the car. some of them have a check that will give you a game over if you go to far from it, but others don't so you can just walk with the gnome which is a billion times easier than trying to wedge it in the car without it just installing falling out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The HL games are some of the most professionally curated. Those still claiming continuing the HL2 beta lulzsorandom ideas would have been better are delusional, but the games are so good you sort of want the whole making off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Personally i still want to see it, not because i expect it to be good but just because i like seeing previous versions of games that might have been very different in the past.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, it's out there. It's one of the most documented betas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do we have the full game or just the story line? The full game, buggy and un-finished as it might be, is what i generally is after even if it is extremely rare for that to pop up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We do, but also not really. It exists, it's playable, but it's mostly just thousands of unfinished maps. Not an actual game you can play from start to finish. There's, like, a dozen mods that try to put it together but they all do their own thing instead of keeping it as vanilla as possible, plus, none of them ever get much further than the kleiner scene before they give up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is nice at least that we have maps and such, too bad no one have managed to put them together but i can't exactly say i had expected that to happen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Half the beta community are mentally unstable gays/trannies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of-fucking-course they are, guess that is why we can't have nice things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At this point I naturally assume this for any niche subject.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still, it's fun. Wandering around empty maps has that 'WOWOWOW LIMINAL SPACES SAVE ME moronMAN' feel that I really like, plus there's seriously a ton of cool shit in there. Last week I found there's an actual open world version of city 17. It's just grey blocks save for a couple of finished buildings, but wouldn't it be really fucking cool if someone finished it?
                I'd recommend you look into it if that's your jam.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >open world version of city 17
                I think i heard about that some years ago, didn't know there was a playable version of it.
                >I'd recommend you look into it if that's your jam.
                I might once i am done with my vacation trips if i remember to do it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My personal favorite of the beta content

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dark Interval mod is the farthest of the beta mod so far. I think they managed to developed the coast segment.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cause every loser writer has a chip on their shoulder now and wont betray their "vision". thats how you make a subpar product that everyone hates.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently by making her simp gordon whenever possible is the key to a likeable woman character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having started playing HL2 again, she's upbeat and encouraging but not naive. She's useful to the player but also has her own things that she's good at. Playful and funny but not a goof and the only time you see her really panicking and getting upset are at normal, obvious times you'd do that such as a parent dying, or being in front of a reactor that's about to explode.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freeman doesn't mix with mutts. Sorry.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never played the Half Life games but have over 1,000 hours in GMod

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you have 1k hours in gmod it might be fun to play through hl2 just to see all the assets in context

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw finding out all the textures on custom CSS maps were from hl2
        blew my smooth brain

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not according to my sfm research. she's taken quite a lot of vortigaunt sausage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is a gourmet of a kind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one creator I know of makes stuff with her

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half-Life is truly the Radiohead to Halo's TooL.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's still so ironic when everyone tried episodic games back then (pouring one out for my home sin episodes please) and it went over like a fart in a church and today episodic is the norm along with early access.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man the original sin was great, i can't quite remember the gameplay but one of the pistols were baller and it's all i really remember using

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss real video games, Valve used to be cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GabeN has always said that maximizing value creation is the primary goal. So cancer was predetermined.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what I remember he said they always want to tie their games to new tech developments.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was also obsessed with the idea of games as a service before it was a thing.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon is too autistic for stinky Alyx pussy

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FUCKED UP MY PUSSY
    AND NOW... YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CUM

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon is a 46 year old virgin. Let that sink.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gordon be the youngest looking 46 year old, he hasn't changed one iota so why does he not havy his ponytail?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His ponytail is now in G-man's suitcase.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gordon is literally still 27, not even a wizard yet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what his driver's license says.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His driver's license is expired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way he didn't bag uropeen sluts in Innsbruck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres no way gordon stayed on the path of wizardry in uni
      he had a pony tail and probably was a party guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he have a photo of a baby in his locker at Black Mesa?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could be a nephew or something, i don't think it was meant to mean anything

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Half Life Alyx released 2 years ago
    >it didn't cause any new Alyx r34
    life is sufferring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The world isn't ready for a boom in Alyx porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It caused a little bit, not much but there's a few quality pieces out there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valve doesn't understand or doesn't need coom marketing, or else they would have finished up her model just for the porn.
      At least we still got tucket, r-right?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the krystal mod

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get what G-Man wants Alyx for she's just a tomboy with a gun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gordon is just a nerd in a hazmat suit

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was asian, Gordon

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did that happen that i never fapped to alyx even as a kid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats what you call a good design. Valve made her pretty but not sexy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasnt the case with chell tough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          P1 grungy Chell, or P2 'we need broad appeal' Chell?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            since P1 but also P2

            You didn't know about the nude mod?

            i don't think it even existed back there
            at least a good one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Broad appeal. heh.

            since P1 but also P2
            [...]
            i don't think it even existed back there
            at least a good one

            >i don't think it even existed back there
            >at least a good one
            I don't think there were any updates other than compatibility patches for it since 2005.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            p1
            specifically that pic where she 69 herself

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you anon, I somehow missed it all this time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't know about the nude mod?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how did that happen that i never fapped to alyx even as a kid

        I tried to but her nipples and pussy were brown and I just couldn't get it done.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not liking brown nips, esp. on a halfu tomboy

          Weak and gay.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is HL2 worth replaying
    i havent played it since release, i liked it well enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ehhh
      gun play sucks balls so you probably would want to mod that
      get Mmod itll improve a couple of things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speedrunning it on easy for the story is the only option
      the gameplay is fucking awful and slow and aged horribly unlike hl1 so there's no point in making it worse through hard difficulty stat bloat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually rough around the edges looking back on it. The driving section is barren and the enemy encounters are so so. The Episodes are more polished and refined when it comes to the gameplay imo.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Canonically had a mute ex

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    freemanbros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >awkwardly running away
      was it autism?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Half Life is back to being dead, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not like valve was in hurry ever
      so who fucking knows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. They promised they'd get right to it after Alyx but there hasn't been as much as a droplet of leaks tbh. I think they gave up again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does single-player games die?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s never screwed anyone, unlike her creators.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Barney is pissed he wasn’t put in stasis like Gordon and aged 20 years

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Half Life 3 could have ended racism

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it autism?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is gaben still even alive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      somehow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      59 years old and still kicking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obesity is fucking scary
        he is 59 and he looks 70

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's been Cave Johnsoned since April. He said it doesn't count as being alive anymore but the New Zealanders think he's just doing it for tax reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's too busy getting into that brain-computer interface tech instead of making actual vidya.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Favourite Smod Version?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Build for Olga clit

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain why the vortigaunts have gone from homicidal alien to friendly resistance fighters? I never understood that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They where enslaved during HL1 and where forced to fight you, when you beat the game you freed them so in HL2 they are on your side fighting the Combine who are trying to enslave them like others did in the past.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The were enslaved by the nihilanth. Gordon killed the nihilanth so they're free now.

        Holy crap now I feel bad for the ones I blasted with a shotgun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The were enslaved by the nihilanth. Gordon killed the nihilanth so they're free now.

        Does this also aply to the houndeyes and alien grunts?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Houndeyes are just animals pretty much. As of grunts, they're basically a bunch of glorified golem soldiers so they're probably dead the moment Nihilanth died. I don't know about the Controllers though, the one that fly, they doesn't seem to be a manufactured soldiers or any kind.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alien grunts were mass produced iirc
            Houndeyes were Xen wildlife and weren’t a part of Nihilanth’s slave army. He teleported Xen wildlife like headcrabs, bullsquids and houndeyes randomly until the invasion actually started and the teleporting was more strategic

            And whats the relationship between the combine and the nihilanth? Do they work together to enslave Xen or are they different parties?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Differing parties IIRC, the Combine tries to brute force teleportation technology and enslaves whatever they come across while the Nihilanth lives in the equivalent of the "teleportation gas station", basically a place you need to go through for proper teleportation between distant places (unlike Portal's close range teleport. Also i think the brute force the Combine use lets them skirt by Xen) and the Nihilant just took Black Mesa's fuckery as an opportunity to do it's own fuckery.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nihilanth tried to escape the Combine, basically the last of its kind and it tried to form its own army, hence the grunts and the alien factory we see at the end of the game.

                Thanks anons for some reason I didnt get half lifes Story but now it makes sense.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nihilanth tried to escape the Combine, basically the last of its kind and it tried to form its own army, hence the grunts and the alien factory we see at the end of the game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Different parties. The only murky faction that is hard to explain is Race X from the Opposing Force expansion, and even then it’s debatable whether that game is canon or not.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alien grunts were mass produced iirc
          Houndeyes were Xen wildlife and weren’t a part of Nihilanth’s slave army. He teleported Xen wildlife like headcrabs, bullsquids and houndeyes randomly until the invasion actually started and the teleporting was more strategic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The were enslaved by the nihilanth. Gordon killed the nihilanth so they're free now.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    @aosrulespanel

    Alyx should have a lesbian threesome with these 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >selfcest
      >yuri
      >tomboy
      >white male exotic female
      >gymnast assassin girls in tight suits
      >impregnation encouragement
      The franchise is very far removed from coomerism yet ticks all the right boxes in passing when I think about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Female assassin design is as coomer as they come.

        >The time when, if you kill them in certain way and position, their visors opened up and their dead eyes are visible
        That shit got me for some reason

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Female assassin design is as coomer as they come.
          Agree but it's like one three minutes segment over 25 hours of games, and you mostly only see quick glimpses of them... because they're fast. Imagine the speed riding.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They even made the female assassins breasts jiggle when they move.
          You know that HL was way ahead of its time when they even managed to give breast physics to their low poly titties.

          ?t=53

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >MFW that thick black ops assassin mod for Black Mesa with Jiggle Physics

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly she is black, and therefore she will never catch the attention of the 99% white male demographic that play games.

    Remember, make your female characters white if you want free advertisement forever.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I've always loved Alyx

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon's the virgin, dumbass.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Eli know Gordon was in stasis for 20 years when he was asking you to hook up with Alyx or...?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cant just post shit like this and not give a source 2

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx HQ 3D model when?

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