Alyx is a virgin and is saving herself for Gordon
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She looks like she fricks Vortigaunts.
>Vortigaunts
Never played this game but is that another word for BWC?
They're an alien so it would be technically BBC.
This is why people hate americans
BIG LEATHERY BROWN-GREEN wiener
Fun fact: Vortigaunts have two buttholes.
It's like grabbing a bowling ball.
and they are all connected mentally so fricking one is like getting greened by it's entire race
So at the same time, if you frick one, you're fricking an entire specie, right?
A bowling ball have 3 holes though.
>Ganker: The Post
sounds like something the vorts would say
i showed my sister half life recently and now she's now attracted to vortigaunts
why did god allow this to happen
How does that even happen?
It's a deep manly voice, that's all. Stop her before she turns weird.
I don't blame her. The vorts in HL:A were adorable.
women are ultimate degens anon
dont let this site fool you
you did this to yourself
>no female vortigaunts
gaben had one job
she has purple panties and red streaked pubes
are you sure about that OP?
The right finger in the wrong hole can make all the difference
>OH FFRICK, GORDON! GORDON, I'M GONNA-
>.
>.
>Cum, Mr. Freeman?
TING TING AHEM
..
.
FULLY
>Are you really about to cum, again?
>In the meantime, this is where I get off
I didn't agree with Valve's decision of depicting G-man jerking off furiously but I gotta say after all these years it was the right call
His odd, lingering pace of speaking has a whole different context now.
His erratic, seemingly random stroke tempo really implies he's not human
>about to cum
>time freezes
>I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient, for a heart to heart...
>cum freezes mid ejaculation
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>So, wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell these fingers.
But G-Man is Gordon Freeman?
Play half life alyx
No, I'm straight.
I loved her so much as a kid.
no wonder she's a virgin, damn she's ugly
Is Alyx worth the money for a headset?
absolutely
I don't play anything other vr now
Nah. No game is worth that much. Even with the added value of mod campaigns and maps.
nah she DEFINITELY fricked Male_07
She has d0g don't you remember?
YOU JUST KNOW
"he was smaller until i ADDED MORE ONTO HIM"
jesus fricking christ a bad dragon dildo probably feels like a pinky to her.
>Mutt girls frick vortigaunts
Would you?
God yes.
Oh good yes based mestiso mommy gf roleplaying in bed as Alyx getting stabbed by a hunter
>mestiso mommy gf
she's blasian just like alyx
that's a man
>that chin
In a pinch, in a cinch
I FINALLY HAVE AN ON TOPIC REASON TO POST THIS
what is she trying to convey with this look?
she wants the dick
>40 year old game still has better face animations than anything made today
how
devs pushing the limits of tech instead of wallets pic related was early 2003 during doom 3 testing btw
The industry has gone from small studios of professionals who actually made good games, to big kindergartens of 3 month contract workers, interns and other idiots with access to fancy ray tracing nanite machine learning meme technology plus a couple of programming wizards who barely manage to duct tape the whole pile of shit AAA movie game together into a finished product
(not really but that's my angry and irrational take with some truth to it)
probably one of the best succinct descriptions i've seen in a while
And movies from the 40s are better executed than most of the stuff being released now, what is your point?
Automation is death.
She couldn't even have sex if she went out in the streets to get raped. Not because she is ugly but because of the Combine field.
FULLY
FERN
>he still remembers what happened 10 minutes before the world was destroyed
wtf get over it nerd don't leave your food in the microwave
that was to be his LAST meal before the apocalypse hit
he's never had the chance to eat another tuna casserole SINCE
I gave the tuna casserole the ol' resonance cascade treatment
Honestly a lot better then most mods that add boobs to characters like Elora and that one autists who keeps posting Jill.
Why would anyone do that to a soda machine?
S E X
Is there anywhere you can get all of the original models? I can only find a couple ones and most of them are complete character swaps to some OC.
god i want alyx to sit on my face in those tight, dirty blue jeans
Alyx is cute. CUTE!
probably the only likable tough woman character. how did valve/laidlaw do it?
based grandpa making alyx nervous around gordon and alyx having heard nothing but stories of gordon being a cool badass who destroyed black mesa and helped all scientists escape
If you listen to the commentary they cut all the lines where she was nagging Gordon to keep going and kept all the good lines about her appreciating Gordon. I know it sounds simple but when most game companies are staffed with bitter feminists this kind of attitude is rare to find.
people wish we got the prototypes for hl2 but really if you listen to any of the dialogue from those, you can see valve trimmed all the fat.
valve is good at what they do, they deliver excellent linear experiences delivered in a polished manner both through visuals and audio
>used deliver twice
my brain is bad
I did this achievement.
how did u deal with the helicopter at the end where you get to the garage? I just bunny hopped with the gnome and then bunny hopped back for the car while being shot the entire time
It was so long ago I can't remember, think I just kept leaving the gnome somewhere safe and going back for it after the shooting is done.
I’ve done it multiple times but never got the achievement because I did it on the PS3 Orange Box which has no achievements. Even brought it into the advisor encounter once so he could watch evilly. Feels bad.
Stick the gnome in the back window. It’s not perfect, but it’s a hell of a lot safer than having it in the driver’s seat with you. A few more tips:
>you can leave it next to Alyx and the vortigaunt when you go into the antlion nest, it’ll be where you left it
>you can toss it over to the bridge so you don’t have to carry it through zombietown
i already knew about all those shortcuts, the trainyard with the helicopter is the only place i couldn't figure out how to do easily and i never figured out how to jam the gnome completely and constantly getting in and out to gravity gun it further actually got me killed
Are you talking about the helicopter fight or the helicopter chase before the fight?
If it’s the chase then I really have no tips other than drive carefully. If it’s the fight, just take him out of the car and stick him somewhere safe, maybe the little garage with the suit energy dispenser.
the chase, i did well enough with my two trips method, since the actual fight is so easy and there are supplies inside it was even better
showed up with 24hp though because i already used the med kits on the map from running with the gnome
>hiding under traincars for barely enough cover to dodge some shots
truly the most hardcore gamer move i ever did, too bad it was on an easy game and i'm not actually skilled
The best tip for the gnome run is that some of the driving maps don't actually force you to use the car. some of them have a check that will give you a game over if you go to far from it, but others don't so you can just walk with the gnome which is a billion times easier than trying to wedge it in the car without it just installing falling out.
The HL games are some of the most professionally curated. Those still claiming continuing the HL2 beta lulzsorandom ideas would have been better are delusional, but the games are so good you sort of want the whole making off.
Personally i still want to see it, not because i expect it to be good but just because i like seeing previous versions of games that might have been very different in the past.
I mean, it's out there. It's one of the most documented betas.
Do we have the full game or just the story line? The full game, buggy and un-finished as it might be, is what i generally is after even if it is extremely rare for that to pop up.
We do, but also not really. It exists, it's playable, but it's mostly just thousands of unfinished maps. Not an actual game you can play from start to finish. There's, like, a dozen mods that try to put it together but they all do their own thing instead of keeping it as vanilla as possible, plus, none of them ever get much further than the kleiner scene before they give up.
That is nice at least that we have maps and such, too bad no one have managed to put them together but i can't exactly say i had expected that to happen.
Half the beta community are mentally unstable gays/trannies
Of-fricking-course they are, guess that is why we can't have nice things.
At this point I naturally assume this for any niche subject.
Still, it's fun. Wandering around empty maps has that 'WOWOWOW LIMINAL SPACES SAVE ME Black personMAN' feel that I really like, plus there's seriously a ton of cool shit in there. Last week I found there's an actual open world version of city 17. It's just grey blocks save for a couple of finished buildings, but wouldn't it be really fricking cool if someone finished it?
I'd recommend you look into it if that's your jam.
>open world version of city 17
I think i heard about that some years ago, didn't know there was a playable version of it.
>I'd recommend you look into it if that's your jam.
I might once i am done with my vacation trips if i remember to do it.
My personal favorite of the beta content
Dark Interval mod is the farthest of the beta mod so far. I think they managed to developed the coast segment.
cause every loser writer has a chip on their shoulder now and wont betray their "vision". thats how you make a subpar product that everyone hates.
Apparently by making her simp gordon whenever possible is the key to a likeable woman character.
Having started playing HL2 again, she's upbeat and encouraging but not naive. She's useful to the player but also has her own things that she's good at. Playful and funny but not a goof and the only time you see her really panicking and getting upset are at normal, obvious times you'd do that such as a parent dying, or being in front of a reactor that's about to explode.
Freeman doesn't mix with mutts. Sorry.
I’ve never played the Half Life games but have over 1,000 hours in GMod
if you have 1k hours in gmod it might be fun to play through hl2 just to see all the assets in context
>tfw finding out all the textures on custom CSS maps were from hl2
blew my smooth brain
not according to my sfm research. she's taken quite a lot of vortigaunt sausage
She is a gourmet of a kind.
one creator I know of makes stuff with her
Half-Life is truly the Radiohead to Halo's TooL.
it's still so ironic when everyone tried episodic games back then (pouring one out for my home sin episodes please) and it went over like a fart in a church and today episodic is the norm along with early access.
man the original sin was great, i can't quite remember the gameplay but one of the pistols were baller and it's all i really remember using
I miss real video games, Valve used to be cool.
GabeN has always said that maximizing value creation is the primary goal. So cancer was predetermined.
From what I remember he said they always want to tie their games to new tech developments.
He was also obsessed with the idea of games as a service before it was a thing.
Gordon is too autistic for stinky Alyx pussy
YOU FRICKED UP MY PUSSY
AND NOW... YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CUM
Gordon is a 46 year old virgin. Let that sink.
gordon be the youngest looking 46 year old, he hasn't changed one iota so why does he not havy his ponytail?
His ponytail is now in G-man's suitcase.
Gordon is literally still 27, not even a wizard yet.
That's not what his driver's license says.
His driver's license is expired.
There's no way he didn't bag uropeen bawds in Innsbruck.
theres no way gordon stayed on the path of wizardry in uni
he had a pony tail and probably was a party guy
Didn't he have a photo of a baby in his locker at Black Mesa?
Correct.
could be a nephew or something, i don't think it was meant to mean anything
>Half Life Alyx released 2 years ago
>it didn't cause any new Alyx r34
life is sufferring
The world isn't ready for a boom in Alyx porn.
It caused a little bit, not much but there's a few quality pieces out there.
Valve doesn't understand or doesn't need coom marketing, or else they would have finished up her model just for the porn.
At least we still got tucket, r-right?
for me its the krystal mod
I still don't get what G-Man wants Alyx for she's just a tomboy with a gun
Gordon is just a nerd in a hazmat suit
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
she was asian, Gordon
how did that happen that i never fapped to alyx even as a kid
Thats what you call a good design. Valve made her pretty but not sexy.
wasnt the case with chell tough
P1 grungy Chell, or P2 'we need broad appeal' Chell?
since P1 but also P2
i don't think it even existed back there
at least a good one
Broad appeal. heh.
>i don't think it even existed back there
>at least a good one
I don't think there were any updates other than compatibility patches for it since 2005.
p1
specifically that pic where she 69 herself
Thank you anon, I somehow missed it all this time.
You didn't know about the nude mod?
I tried to but her nipples and pussy were brown and I just couldn't get it done.
>not liking brown nips, esp. on a halfu tomboy
Weak and gay.
is HL2 worth replaying
i havent played it since release, i liked it well enough
ehhh
gun play sucks balls so you probably would want to mod that
get Mmod itll improve a couple of things
speedrunning it on easy for the story is the only option
the gameplay is fricking awful and slow and aged horribly unlike hl1 so there's no point in making it worse through hard difficulty stat bloat
It's actually rough around the edges looking back on it. The driving section is barren and the enemy encounters are so so. The Episodes are more polished and refined when it comes to the gameplay imo.
>Canonically had a mute ex
freemanbros...
>awkwardly running away
was it autism?
So Half Life is back to being dead, right?
its not like valve was in hurry ever
so who fricking knows
Yeah. They promised they'd get right to it after Alyx but there hasn't been as much as a droplet of leaks tbh. I think they gave up again.
How does single-player games die?
She’s never screwed anyone, unlike her creators.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
I bet Barney is pissed he wasn’t put in stasis like Gordon and aged 20 years
>Half Life 3 could have ended racism
Was it autism?
is gaben still even alive
somehow
59 years old and still kicking.
obesity is fricking scary
he is 59 and he looks 70
No, he's been Cave Johnsoned since April. He said it doesn't count as being alive anymore but the New Zealanders think he's just doing it for tax reasons.
He's too busy getting into that brain-computer interface tech instead of making actual vidya.
Favourite Smod Version?
Build for Olga clit
Can anyone explain why the vortigaunts have gone from homicidal alien to friendly resistance fighters? I never understood that.
They where enslaved during HL1 and where forced to fight you, when you beat the game you freed them so in HL2 they are on your side fighting the Combine who are trying to enslave them like others did in the past.
Holy crap now I feel bad for the ones I blasted with a shotgun.
Does this also aply to the houndeyes and alien grunts?
Houndeyes are just animals pretty much. As of grunts, they're basically a bunch of glorified golem soldiers so they're probably dead the moment Nihilanth died. I don't know about the Controllers though, the one that fly, they doesn't seem to be a manufactured soldiers or any kind.
And whats the relationship between the combine and the nihilanth? Do they work together to enslave Xen or are they different parties?
Differing parties IIRC, the Combine tries to brute force teleportation technology and enslaves whatever they come across while the Nihilanth lives in the equivalent of the "teleportation gas station", basically a place you need to go through for proper teleportation between distant places (unlike Portal's close range teleport. Also i think the brute force the Combine use lets them skirt by Xen) and the Nihilant just took Black Mesa's frickery as an opportunity to do it's own frickery.
Thanks anons for some reason I didnt get half lifes Story but now it makes sense.
Nihilanth tried to escape the Combine, basically the last of its kind and it tried to form its own army, hence the grunts and the alien factory we see at the end of the game.
Different parties. The only murky faction that is hard to explain is Race X from the Opposing Force expansion, and even then it’s debatable whether that game is canon or not.
Alien grunts were mass produced iirc
Houndeyes were Xen wildlife and weren’t a part of Nihilanth’s slave army. He teleported Xen wildlife like headcrabs, bullsquids and houndeyes randomly until the invasion actually started and the teleporting was more strategic
The were enslaved by the nihilanth. Gordon killed the nihilanth so they're free now.
Alyx should have a lesbian threesome with these 2
>selfcest
>yuri
>tomboy
>white male exotic female
>gymnast assassin girls in tight suits
>impregnation encouragement
The franchise is very far removed from coomerism yet ticks all the right boxes in passing when I think about it.
Female assassin design is as coomer as they come.
>The time when, if you kill them in certain way and position, their visors opened up and their dead eyes are visible
That shit got me for some reason
>Female assassin design is as coomer as they come.
Agree but it's like one three minutes segment over 25 hours of games, and you mostly only see quick glimpses of them... because they're fast. Imagine the speed riding.
They even made the female assassins breasts jiggle when they move.
You know that HL was way ahead of its time when they even managed to give breast physics to their low poly breasts.
?t=53
>MFW that thick black ops assassin mod for Black Mesa with Jiggle Physics
Sadly she is black, and therefore she will never catch the attention of the 99% white male demographic that play games.
Remember, make your female characters white if you want free advertisement forever.
God I've always loved Alyx
Gordon's the virgin, dumbass.
Did Eli know Gordon was in stasis for 20 years when he was asking you to hook up with Alyx or...?
you cant just post shit like this and not give a source 2
Alyx HQ 3D model when?