Any games where I can retake the holy land?
Any games where I can retake the holy land?
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MTW2
I don't think there will ever be a better answer than this.
ck3 and modded mount and blade 1/2
well i'm from turkey and I dont think I'll let you into anatolia if your intent is hostile buddy sorry
you're welcome to come visit as a friend though:)
gonna fuck your wife
single, sorry
single without an heir how bold mr anon and yet you will not be virile for long
my mind is pure and my body belongs to my motherland, anon, and god willing I shall not die by thy sword, not today at least
correct but I like greeks
kek
TOPZOZZLE!
Good job, fellow MAGApedes, we showed that seljuk fiend that constantinople will be ours in the coming years.
praise kek
>be a pilgrim
>attempt to peacefully go to Outremer
>seljuk half-pagan half-islam retards still rob and kill them
>gets assblasted when they came with weapons
>2023
>islam-tards still seethe about crusades
albeit your country was already invaded by muslims and you did nothing
have you dug up your family from the rubble yet?
define the holy land anon, all of earth is a holy land and should needs be cleansed from spacenoid kind
Stronghold crusader
Ahem.
It's Istanbul not Constantinople.
Its Ankara not Ancyra.
Its Izmir not Smyrna.
Kurds, Armenians, and Greeks are the trinity of buck brocken indo europoors
Türkiye forever
You will always be a Tutkey m8. Gobble, gobble
>Türkiye forever
You are literally being replaced by Kurds
Were the crusaders ever good guys? By my understanding most of the time it seems like they were just looting and killing random people and getting blown the fuck out by the Muslims
I mean I'm pretty sure they were not the good guys but that does not mean muslims were good guys, the morals and dilemmas were entirely different
bishops and other prominent religious figures were literally selling fast passes to heaven and abusing their power, on the other hand muslims and their conquest were incredibly brutal and christians were calling the place home for at least a century, probably 150 years to round it up before muslims established their religion and took it by force
hell, christcucks might be the "better" guys now that I think of it kek
14th of may
thats when we vote him out, things are looking brighter by the day
yeah the gobble empire literally enslaved children as soldiers
shut the fuck up roach
hope your entire family died in that earthquake lmao good riddance
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
White people really like "we are the nicest race in the world!" and also white people: "HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIED DUE TO A NATURAL CATASTROPHE"
There was the shepards crusade, where a bunch of peasants went to liberate christian lands from muslims but instead ending up doing nothing but going round europe killing garden gnomes.
literally me
I dont get why garden gnomes didnt just all pack up and mass migrate to palestine. You'd think after getting kicked out 100 times and the roman empire no longer existing it would dawn on them to go back
>Muslims rape and murder pilgrims for hundreds of years while regularly desicrating churches.
>Europeans get so pissed they stop fighting eachother long enough to march halfway around the known world to occupy the Holy Land so pilgrims won't get raped and murdered anymore.
Yeah I'm thinking they were the good guys.
EU4
If you finish the story of AC1, you can go on an endless killing spree of muslim civilians without desyncing