Anybody else see what I see.

Anybody else see what I see….

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lads…I……oh boy….whew…..

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a falling star of a series? absolutely

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its reception is the strongest it's been since the gameboy era

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? Pokemon fans eat whatever game freak shits out for them

        Gen 9 looks like a more fun game than Gens 6-8 by a wide margin. That is a very low bar and it still looks kind of mediocre, but upward trajectory is upward trajectory.

        People say this every gen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 9 looks like a more fun game than Gens 6-8 by a wide margin. That is a very low bar and it still looks kind of mediocre, but upward trajectory is upward trajectory.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No oran berry
    What a scam

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oran berry
      >it's blue
      Bravo Gamefreak.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can probably get one within the first 5 minutes

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm sure they aren't, their preorder bonuses are notoriously shit. This one just takes the cake.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a full list of version exclusives yet so know which version of this shitty game to buy?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah why did they make the persim berry red it used to be pink

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't even give you a berry that might be useful from the outset, like an oran or sitrus
    As though you're going to encounter trainers who inflict all of these status effects before you've had a chance to find curative berries or buy heals

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you use berries, you didn't beat the game.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for this to flop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not Pokemon, it's a bootleg fangame made by leftist mutts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t matter, it has the Pokémon name and it’s the new mainline game in the series. Ur funne internet meme logic isn’t a real opinion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hes still raging over Penny
          I cant wait for her to be another Lillie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon
      >flopping
      Are you fucked off your rocker today?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo is losing fans by the day. The quality of the games are dropping hard. Pokemon Scarlet and Violet WILL bankrupt Gamefreak. Screencap this post.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you vastly underestimate the retarded selling power of women. If a woman isn't buying it for herself, she might be buying it for her kid. There's a reason it's the best selling franchise in the world.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me wanting the game to flop has nothing to do with the facts: the game will sell no less than 15m LtD, potentially even more.
          You also mistake tendies for pokefags. The latter are an entirely different beast, among unknowing and joyous normalfags and the consooming monsters on the internet. You do not stop them, you can only watch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll buy a copy, trainer chan looks cute

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didnt the last mainline game that I literally saw nothing but hate on the internet for becoming the 2ND best selling game in the series? It will be fine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will screencap it just to call you a retard once it becomes the best selling Pokémon entry on Switch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Screencap this post.
          There's always a smug retard like you betting on Nintendo/Pokémon's demise as if they weren't being hugely successful right now. Like bro, open your eyes.
          The Switch just outsold the fucking Wii and Pokémon got its second highest selling title on it despite it being piss ugly and being highly controversial but at the end of the day fans and normies will still buy whatever they make.
          Don't get me wrong, I WISH GameFreak had a low selling game but it's not happening.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't get me wrong, I WISH GameFreak had a low selling game but it's not happening.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's sad how GF doesn't want to JUST make Pokemon but all of their attempts to branch out since 1996 have been flops. Some of those games are even good (not LTH, that game sucks) which is even sadder.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all of their attempts to branch out since 1996 have been flops
                Drill Dozer didn't do horribly

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Had to pay extra for the rumble, yet the price for the game was still base retail $40 at the time
                >Didn't sell over 400k units
                >There where complains about the rumble making it hard to focus on the unlit GBA screen
                Drilldozer was still a flop to be blunt, less so say Little Town Hero, but moreso then say Pulseman.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even think GF wants to make Pokemon. Every game since Black/White 2 has been phoned in. They had some allright gimmicks and neat moments but I think we'll have to wait til most of the heads at Gamefreak and TPC either die or retire to see the franchise do anything interesting again.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't act retarded, anon. You know that game is not Pokémon.
              But I love how it must be eye-opening for them and the world that they'd sell terribly if they simply didn't get a hold of the "Pokémon" brand.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The exceptionally half assed pearl and diamond remakes still sold millions. Pokemon will never flop.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Arceus flop, despite being the first original/fresh Pokemon game since Red/Blue like twenty years ago?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No It didn't

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >12.5 million sales, despite not having the buy both copies garden gnomeery
          >flop

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many does it have to sell for you to not consider it a flop, because it sold 12 million in one quarter

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    second from the right looks awfully gnomish

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've done worse.

    At least Persim berries are actually useful.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even 200 potions

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the diamond/pearl remake had a code for 12 quick balls

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's just me, but I feel like most jap games have retarded pre-order sets, like most of them give the equivalent of pic rel just so you hoard them all the way until endgame without using them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe but the actual pre order physical bonuses are usually cool corrector items that are never made available outside of Japan. Pretty much every Pokémon game since gen 5 has had bonuses that you couldn't get anywhere else

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >berries that you get within the first fucking hour of the game

    Remember when pre-ordering XY gave you a Torchic with a Mega Blaziken stone before ORAS came out?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't seriously think gaiting real content behind a preorder bonus is a good thing, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of retarded to even advertise something so useless. At least make it a pack of rare candies or something that you can save so they can be useful later or spend if you're a kid and have a more powerful starter for a gym or something.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you rather the preorder bonus be some actual substantial advantage? Cause that shits cancer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk, they could've made the preorder bonus a trainer outfit or something. This is somehow worse than the 100 Pokeballs bonus

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hee hee willy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fua fua fua
      chocoboooru

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cherry
    >chestnut
    >pear
    >peach
    >persimmon
    >strawberry

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember getting a figure when preordering pokemon games a long time ago. Now people get dick shaped digital fruits, but the fuck you is real.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone see what I see?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Penis and vagina. They're trans.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are still pandering to the normal fag audience, thats why they keep doing shit like this. pokemon is extremely popular with normalfags and women so i dont think it will flop

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the Amazon.co.uk bonus

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        UK Nintendo e-shop

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s actually neat. I still have my Pikachu with surf transferred from that Wii game. I don’t think I would get ANYTHING for preordering because I’m Finnish physicalfag. And the last game that I preordered was Animal Crossing New Leaf and postal service once again fucked up so I went with digital and returned the game when it arrived.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And/Or
    Wasn't sword and sheild revealed to be just a single flag change between the versions
    Do gays really think they're getting a good deal out of this?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i supposed to see an amongus

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about tembo the badass elephant

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even breaking 100k digital sales
      It's beyond forgettable. Dear anon nothing but Pokemon has done even 'OK' for Gamefreak. They where legit going to shutdown if pokemon didn't save their asses.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pokemon platinum was their last good game.....

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Platinum is the bare minimum of what d/p should have been on launch, not an acceptable 3rd version. HG/SS, BW1, and BW2 were all leagues better.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >berries
    >as preorder bonus

    Man, that's fucking pathetic. Could at least give some great balls or something.

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