Are you hyped for the Mario movie?
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Chuds are going to shit blood and go into cardiac arrest when it makes over a billion dollars.
Not particularly. More interested in Sonic 3
It'll be successful money wise regardless of how good or shit it is. From the previews it looks pretty nice. Mostly curious how audiences will end up ranking it.
I expect it will make money.
But so does all kinds of shit.
Like an EA game based on a shitty kids book series.
No. You can see Seth Rogan's garden gnome stank all over it
this. also expect barafags now make porn of red donkey kong
>also expect barafags now make porn of red donkey kong
DK, gross
Bowser on the other hand......
This is only an issue when he sits in the writers room
>Mario movie
>Peach is the main character
I hate women
Make boys buy actual products and maybe film makers won't focus on the group that spends money. Disney Princesses is one of the most valuable properties on Earth. More than MCU. No shit they'd like to cater toward young girls and not boys who just sit on a tablet.
bitches be genetically and eternally shoppin, how could we ever compete with that?
My nephew lives and breathes Mario so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
The entire reason for the action cartoons of the 80s is they figured out commercials only work on girls but boys will buy something if a story's attached to it.
Oh I am sorry anon. The facts must all be wrong because of your one nephew.
I bet you pirate your anime and then cry when translations don't pander to you
At this point I feel like all the TV spots and trailers have spoiled over half the movie. How many minutes of the movie have been shown in total of its 92 minute runtime, and how much of the predictable plot can be gleaned at by now?
Is there a better indicator that you're talking to a midwit retard than the moaning about "muh predictable plot"?
There is no inherent value to either predictability or unpredictability. All of your favorite disney cartoons have predictable plots. All of the worst modern acts of rape against of your beloved franchises revolve around shitty attempts to break expectations.
You don't know what makes a good movie/cartoon and project your boredom and lack of ability to explain it on the fundamental plot elements.
It does mean youre talking to a dumber person but on the most basic level what theyre trying to communicate is they want to be surprised not that they literally care about the levels of predictability so for you to not be able to understand that and lean hard into the nature of predictability makes you come off as a pseud autist.
Its a Super Mario movie, chud. You think it has any other plot than "Mario saves someone from Bowser" ?
You're finally learning, trailers, sneak peeks, anything they put out prior to the actual thing you're looking forward to is just spoilers by another name. Watch the reveal, learn the date and go experience the thing fresh.
Not really but I'll see it out of curiosity.
I haven’t watched any trailer beyond the reveal teaser and the plumbing commercial
You should do the same for any movie you want to watch
incel
I hope you fags aren’t planning to sit in a theater filled with 5 - 12 year olds like a loser manchild.
Not in the slightest. Why would I want to watch the latest Amerifat Pixar Disney garbage?
You should be thankful that fucking Disney never actually got involved on this movie
Fuck no! All i see is check mark shit the movie and not a true telling. It just stuff everything we can and nothing else.
Not hyped, but I'd probably watch it, eventually, during a weekday
No. Im not 8 years old
Why is she always angry?
Nah, I’ll probably pirate it about a week later
There's going to be TONS of Peach rape porn.
After what Seth Rogen did with TMNT and how Peach appears in every trailer, and how Mario looks weak and stupid.
Hell no.
>and how Mario looks weak and stupid.
Let's not pretend that this isn't the end part of a training montage 2/3rds - 3/4ths of the way through the movie.
It's...almost like...the story is doing the very well known "hero must train to beat the big bad" trope that has existed forever. There is legit no difference between this and 1997's Hercules.
>Strong hero doesn't really know what he is doing because he is new
>has to be helped by others
>there's also a tough girl who doesn't need Herc
You are creating scenarios you yourself invented solely to get mad.
>It's...almost like...the story is doing the very well known "hero must train to beat the big bad" trope that has existed forever
Sure! And for the overwhelming majority of the movie Mario will be a blundering moron who can't do anything without fucking up or being the butt of every joke.
>There is legit no difference between this and 1997's Hercules.
Hercules problem was that he was too fucking strong and couldn't control his power. Mario is just a retard.
If you think Nintendo would pay him even 1 million for 15 seconds of recording time then I shudder to think what you think Illumination paid him for the movie.
>Sure! And for the overwhelming majority of the movie Mario will be a blundering moron who can't do anything without fucking up or being the butt of every joke.
Which will make the moment, he is becoming the hero even more satisfying.
>Which will make the moment, he is becoming the hero even more satisfying.
Only if it happen organically throughout the story and not from a fucking training montage where they go from complete retard to competent in the span of a shitty insert song.
You are actually, certifiably, retarded. Just letting you know.
>no arguments, only seethe
I accept your concession
You know what the point of training is, right?
>You know what the point of training is, right?
To improve your skills, not to make you go from a literally retard to savior of the universe in the span of a montage.
He gets experience, skills and thus confidence in himself.
He will likely still remain a dork, but there is nothing wrong with that.
Which is all fine if done in an organic matter. If he was strong from the beginning but didn't have the talent to use his strengths correctly that's one thing. It's an entirely different thing to have someone be a complete worthless loser and then all of a sudden he's amazing. It's like you're reading a book and the main character is a retard who can't do anything for 25/30 chapters and then on the 26th chapter there's a paragraph that says "and then he trained" and now all of a sudden he's a complete badass able to beat the ultimate badguy in the next 3 chapters. This is the problem I have with "loser suddenly becomes badass" montages in movies.
Nah bro, youseee GRILBOSS is now IN and that means the movie is BAD nad WOKE and no matter how well you argue against it nad use simple logic that a child can understnad we all must be MAD right now.
GIRLBOSS GRRRR
>There is legit no difference between this and 1997's Hercules.
Meg wasn't even introduced until after Herc's training. So there was no scenes of her being shown to be so much more competent than him.
That's a training sequence, chances are that Mario jobs when he faces the real deal and has to be bailed out by Luigi and Peach
>Aerial forward smash
>bills don't die when jumped on
>Bowser is Cumming
Made for BBC ( Big Bowser Cock)
I'm hype for all the new peach porn that will be made but that's about it. They just hired a bunch of actors only two of which are any good at voice acting so the movie will be really shit but still make a at least a billion dollars
I'm not sure hyped is the word but I'll be going to see it when it comes out, ought to be a fun time
They're setting up for Chris Pratt to replace Charles Martinet in future Mario games
Not this exactly, but I definitely see this as Nintendo conditioning people to detach themselves from Charles Martinet when he retires.
Chris Pratt would charge more for one game than Martinet has for every single game combined. They'd end up paying 10 million for a single "wahoo"
It's not like Mario says much beyond like 6 words total.
that's 60 million that could have been used elsewhere
I am honestly wondering if there is anything Ganker has done that is more pathetic than crying about a kids movie that isn't aimed at them. I can't think of anything.
Not really a Mario fan so no. Trailer didn't show me anything that would make me want to watch it either. More interested in Sonic 3 to be honest.
any good views of bowser's feet?
Yes, but for all the wrong reasons.
No.
Yes. Strong wahmen bullshit aside, at least Mario is still being portrayed as a badass.
Why do they always look like demonic monsters despite it being a cartoon?
That pedo panda movie (red?) was really unsettling.
It's called the uncanny valley you dork.
Demons are uncanny. Just look at garden gnomes.
>demonic
retard
>Why do they always look like demonic monsters despite it being a cartoon?
because retards insist on adding a shit ton of unnecessary detail to simple cartoony designs
nah it looks boring
What are the chances the shroobs become the main villains of a future movie?
bump
What are the chances princess shroob climbs out of my computer screen and I get to fuck her sexy mouth?
The chances are much higher for it to be a goomba because there are a lot more of them.
>The way Peach ia portrayed
>No Charles Martinet (excluding cameos)
>Donkey Kong arcade game not being acknowledged, Mario doesn't face him in NYC
>Seth Rogen
Not really. The things I really like are showing Mario and Luigi as being from Brooklyn instead of "New Donk City." Wrecking Crew and Funky Kong are also based. Hopenwe get a post credits scene with Wario.
How THE FUCK they look worse than old 3D models of them? Models you can literally download around, ripped off from older games?
Another generic western girlboss character, fucking garden gnomes ruin everything
I know I'll hate parts of it and like others. I'm intrigued but not enthused.
Still hoping the “human from the prophecy” ends up being Wario who just one-shots Bowser.
>The Super Mario Bros Movie
>both brothers are separated for most of it
no
that said I am glad they brought back the Brooklyn backstory
taking my nephews to see it after a hike. then we're playing video games until bed. being an uncle is sweet
God, I wish my nephew was old enough to play Minecraft with. I love that lil bro like you wouldn’t believe.
it's a cliche but you'll be able to play together before you know it. theyre logic is so funny, they really bring a new life to games I thought I had grown out of. Enjoy it, anon
I think her head is 4% too big. There, I've said it!
Like always, I’m just looking forward to the porn.
Why would anyone over the age of 18 be interested in Mario
the opposite
zoomers don't care about bing bing man
this and most of nintendo's stuff are for boomiennials
I'm hyped for the gay bowser x luigi porn yes
Fuck off homos, Luigi is built to get pegged by Daisy.
I'll watch it with the other Mario movie.
my dad wants to see this movie with me but it makes me cringe too much and I don't want to do it
It's going to be shit
I hope that it does well and Nintendo takes notes from it.
No, I don't care for the movie or Nintendo.
I'm excited out of curiosity
Whether it's terrible or good, it'll at least be interesting for me no matter what
Who's got the cum edit of the movie poster with peach having puffed up cheeks and cum exploding out of her face?
yes and i'm not gonna let you fags convince me otherwise
I look forward to pirating this and watching with my daughter
I think it looks pretty fun movie with good animation that has a personality to it, but I'm not expecting it to be a masterpiece.
I also expect Bowser to be actually great villain, since from what he's shown is miles better than the games version.
So yes, I'm watching it.
Not really. Bowser looks and sound great, but I'm not keen on everything else. Don't like most of the casting, the fact that Mario and Luigi are separated, and of course Peach's portrayal.
Unironically find that last one offensive tbh. They took the one icon in gaming that's the epitome of femininity and turned her into yet another snarky, unpleasant dyke cunt that modern entertainment churns out every single day.
And before some retard brings up games where she's active, the comics or whatever the fuck: All that media never forgot her character was of a cheerful delicate lady.
Fuck no. Not when that garden gnome Seth Rogen is in this fucking movie. Fuck Seth and fuck all 2 of his fans for being a smelly, retarded garden gnome.
i am tired of every franchise turning once competent and heroic white males into weaklings and idiots so that mary sue women can be the heroes of the story, so no.
If this movie wanted to portray a princess as a girlboss, it should have been Daisy then.
I just want to see her getting fucked by Bowser
I want to see Bowser play piano
I was one of the focus test people and I saw the ending.
Mario catches a glimpse of other Nintendo related worlds messing with Magikoopa's wand. They intend to make other Nintendo related movies and make a Nintendo cinematic universe if this movie is successful.
I really hope that isn't true but I believe it.
Completely and utterly unsurprising
If they leave this scene out I will be very disappointed.