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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that this game was supposed to come out of early access two years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, atleast they aren't shitting something half-baked out of EA. They are still updating the game right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just released an entirely new mechanic called Badwater, radioactive effluent that can flood your water ways and contaminate crops and beavers. I built a divert to keep safe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well yes, I could tell that from the video, but do they make regular/often/semi-regular updates? Do they have a public plan that they actually follow? Or is it just "Big update 5 just launched, see you in two years" updates?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Google it moron.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, frick this scam game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bye 🙂

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seething!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >come out of early access
      Why are people so hung up on it?
      Why does this matter to anyone?
      What would it change?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I play a game the creator still considers to be a beta instead of waiting for the actual release?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      early access doesn't mean anything anymore

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a win after the collapse of Songs of the Eons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait did something happen with SotE?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main coder (troony) decided to leave the project and move to Japan to work on some AIslop game with heckin nekos nyaaaa :3~

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          proof that games with beavers attract the mentally ill

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's talking about a different game, keep up kiddo.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >keep up kiddo
              SotE also had a playable beaver race. Try not to seethe so hard just because you failed to get the joke.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah buddy, greeat joke. Touch grass tubby.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still mad
                Good job illustrating that this game does indeed attract the mentally ill, I guess.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a beaver fricked your crush my guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, I just know that cheap vanilla gelatos are made with macerated beaver buttholes instead of using actual Vanilla pod extracts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you VILL play ze beaver games
                you VILL eat ze beaver butthole

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate Beaverton.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beaver is injured (1)
      do you provide health care for your beavers?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The battery array tower is coming along nicely

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found the game fun for a bit but it's just a timesink.
    I don't like how fiddly it gets. Or that everyone dies all at once because they'll share the water out equally even if simply letting a few beavers die would let everyone else survive to the next
    The district system just makes it more autistic.

    Is the mid and late game fun yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think I've ever had a beaver die of thirst, I think you need to undertake more ambitious engineering projects to insure a reservoir of water during droughts. start by damning down river with a damn or an adjustable floodgates so you can back up the river and increase head volume. when a drought is approaching, shut the flood gate and get the river level up until its right at the shoreline but not flooding. Turn off your drinking water pumps and allow the water to irrigate your crops when you start running out of drinking water, start pumping again. This should last you until you can create another reservoir off the main stream using a damn gate and a mechanical pump to pump it back into your damed river section. check out how I've set it up. I have an upstream and downstream flood gate so I can control water coming into and out of my home river.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have 2 metal tanks and 5 large wooden ones. That's why you don't get shortages.
        You also put your pumps inside your irrigation zones and manually control them.

        I put my pumps in 2+ deep pools of water, disconnected from my irrigation, and prefer producing a bit more than I consume, rather than spamming stockpiles. I dislike how much space water tanks take up and how far my beavers have to travel between what they need to stay happy.

        That's my problem, but the game hardly lets you know it's a problem until the droughts lengthen and your population grows and everyone suddenly says "I need to drink or will die in the next 15 seconds!"

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    played it a month or two ago, pretty addicting though it was pretty easy continuing the tutorial level at normal difficulty and there were no real goals other than unlocking everything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically once you have a good starting build to get you through the first dry period, there's really no challenge left aside from optimizing your setup. Which is kinda nice if you just want a comfortable building game but it does hurt the long-term replayability. I haven't played it recently though, so I don't know if the "bad water" mechanic adds anything meaningful to the challenge level of the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Badwater required you to divert it, because it won't stop coming. if you only have a reservoir set up it'll get flooded and everything will die and get contaminated, so some maps can be really challenging.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really need to add a function that forces beavers to live near where they work.
    >just use districts bro
    Districts are cancer and I'm glad they made them optional.
    I'll keep using the housing mod until they implement that shit in the game like they did with the infinite district mod.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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