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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a PS Triple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I assume when he says, "retro," he's going by what the rules of this board defines it as, which is any console released in 2001 or beforehand and any game released in 2007 or beforehand for said consoles.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any particular reason why these are so cheap? No games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft throwing money away until they broke into the video games industry
      Soulless
      No nostalgia for it
      Some good games though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's just me, but I think the console itself has plenty of that 00's soul, maybe even more than ps2. I think that while it didn't sell as much as ps2, there's still about 25 million out there and the nostalgia for it is just not as strong. There's barely any exclusives for it, and even though it often has the better version of the multi-platforms, that barely matters for the people who are paying for that nostalgiashot.
        Also, maybe I'm imagining them being cheaper because judging by ebay prices it seems to be pretty much on par with ps2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I first played morrowind on the xbox. It was amazing despite the 10 minute load screens.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >00's soul
          What the frick am I reading

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Despite what your boomer friends may have told you, the early 2000s was dripping in soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think because they were selling them for like 30 bucks at the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody really cared for the OG Xbox bar a few games, it’s why even multiplats went for less since there isn’t much demand for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They used to be piss cheap selling for like 10-20 in working condition but now they’re around 100. The reason they’re creeping up, and also the reason why the games themselves are so cheap, is because of the notoriously bad disc drives in these things. It’s unlikely you’ll find one with a working disc drive nowadays for less than 100 since they’re starting to become more scarce. Also Microsoft used the shittiest capacitors they could on these things which would cause leaking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's basically a parallel to the Nintendo Tax happening with any xbox consoles. If there's a multiplat game, it's going to be most expensive on gamecube and least expensive on xbox, and likewise 360 versions of multiplats are almost always cheaper than ps3 versions. And all of this is completely independent of features/performance/etc. Xbox version can have uncompressed textures/sound, bonus content, higher resolution, better framerate, etc and it will still be significantly cheaper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and likewise 360 versions of multiplats are almost always cheaper than ps3 versions. And all of this is completely independent of features/performance/etc.
        Of course it's independent because the vast majority of multiplats ran better in 360 thanks to it having more ram to work with. There's a reason everyone played UMvC3 on 360 and not PS3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s huge. It played the same games as PS2. There is a Mountain Dew edition. It was for people who bought gamer grub.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because XBOX never became a lifestyle brand like Nintendo or Sony. Yes there’s the stereotypical Xbox gamer, but most people , besides your enthusiasts who want specific niche exclusives, rally behind it because It to the cheaper, more available option, like android phones are to Apple ones. Proper dropping extra on the GameCube version of a multiplayer are doing it for the clout of owning it on a Nintendo console

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's not much on it besides Halo (which is on PC now) and Sega stuff that's basically unattainable in price

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft throwing money away until they broke into the video games industry
      Soulless
      No nostalgia for it
      Some good games though

      Most Xbox owners were adult dudebros who just bought it to play Halo and Madden. I think because a lot more people had the other two consoles as kids, the nostalgia is a lot stronger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an X-shaped paperweight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Each one you buy is a roll of the dice of which manufacturer made the disc drive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That, shitty Thompson drives, and shitty controller. Plus what games it did have just weren't memorable for the long run (except for of course HALO).

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where? A console made after 1999 isn't retro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You heard that, Pokémon mini? You are not retro!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So a NES isn't retro since NES clones are still made? Even though they place the same games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Last retro console
      Sega Dreamcast
      >First modern console
      Sony PlayStation 2

      >Last retro handheld
      Nintendo GBA
      >First modern handheld
      Nintendo DS

      It is retro though. Read the sticky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Retro isn’t defined by what a “sticky” says.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >im the rule not the exception!
          >says autistic anon on Ganker imageboard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is on this board. So you can either conform or frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THE CLOCK IS TICKING, OLD MAN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >obese mouthbreather replying to his own post.
        Bassed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Late 1995. Retro is any console that doesn't struggle with polygons. There were computers that obviously did have games featuring polygonal worlds, but they weren't really fully realized, weren't particularly smooth, or needed top spec hardware to run properly. That changed with the PS1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah my cut off for retro is snes era.once 64 came out and 3d polygon games became the norm its modern era for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Last retro console
      Sega Dreamcast
      >First modern console
      Sony PlayStation 2

      >Last retro handheld
      Nintendo GBA
      >First modern handheld
      Nintendo DS

      GBA was SNES part 2, and therefore retro
      DS was ps1 part 2, and therefore retro
      PSP was Dreamcast part 2, and therefore retro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        agreed, but this also means that wii was gamecube part 2, and therefore retro
        not that i'd have an issue with that, but i don't wanna see the dumb gays on this board b***hing about getting older again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ya I agree PS2 is too good to be considered retro

      In the 90s retro was considered 20 - 30 years ago

      Same thing should apply here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you do that? You just make me more curious what the post said whereas I'd just scroll past this if you quotelinked like a normal person. Instead you piqued my curiosity and made me Ctrl+f and read it, unironically elevating the post further.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 is retro

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No games.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Last retro console
    Sega Dreamcast
    >First modern console
    Sony PlayStation 2

    >Last retro handheld
    Nintendo GBA
    >First modern handheld
    Nintendo DS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Last retro handheld
      >Nintendo GBA
      Uhm, nope anon, came out after PS2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter. Consoles and handhelds aren't on the same timeline.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are. Only a zoomer would say otherwise.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1988 console hardware

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              2001 handheld

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                2000 console hardware
                If you were around in the 2000s you'd know that handheld ports of games to GBA were by definition retro (new in the style of old) games because the hardware was so far behind.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                gba hardware specifically was far behind, it's more like a 1996 handheld hardware in 2001, it was a deliberate choice, not limitation of actual low power hardware of the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                GBA was a powerful handheld for the time wtf are you talking about. Its closest contemporaries were the Wonderswan Color and the Neo Geo Pocket Color, both of which were behind the Genesis and SNES in capabilities.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >GBA was a powerful handheld for the time wtf are you talking about.
                literally using a Nokia phone CPU from 1997, severely underclocked and cut down version nonetheless, also limited graphical capabilities that are only for spire based graphics

                >Its closest contemporaries were the Wonderswan Color and the Neo Geo Pocket Color, both of which were behind the Genesis and SNES in capabilities.
                yeah companies liked to cheap out when making cheap children's toys, nothing new

                example, Dell Axim is a PDA that released in 2002 (so it was definitely being developed while the GBA was) and it's literally 20x - 100x better in hardware in every aspect, 20x faster CPU, 100x more RAM, etc, while having the same battery life and size, it can easily run full version of Quake
                not the only example, there's many more, heck even PDAs from 1998 had 10x better CPUs and 50x more RAM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >comparing consoles to pcs which cost 5x more 2 years later.
                Yeah no shit they're weaker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                consoles to pcs which cost 5x more 2 years later.
                one example was 3 years older? what are you on about
                the first example came out a year later, not 2 years, no need to make shit up

                >muh cost
                irrelevant, we're talking about portable hardware capabilities, you could have had full version of Quake, running at 30+ FPS on a handheld device in 2001

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're comparing entirely different market segments, you might as well compare your desktop to a server farm.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                price or market segments wasn't the point
                gba being weak hardware for the time was and that's correct

                even then, the axim was 299 USD, while gba was 99 USD
                only 3 times more expensive but literally 20x better performance, still shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whether some hardware is powerful depends entirely on what sort of product it is. The original Xbox is powerful as a console, as a PC it's a glorified Celeron turd.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it depends on what else exist as a option at the same time
                gba is weak portable hardware for the size, could have been a lot stronger even if it costed only 50% more

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >gba is weak portable hardware for the size, could have been a lot stronger even if it costed only 50% more
                The GP32 is probably the closest thing to what you're describing now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thanks, I was thinking what the early homebrew handheld was called

                that's a far better argument, it's a LOT more powerful (CPU alone was newer and clocked 10x higher and 20x more RAM, plus proper 16bit stereo sound with similar battery life to GBA) than the GBA even though and directly competed with it, released on the same year, even when it was released only in South Korea for double the price of a GBA

                >The GP32 is probably the closest thing to what you're describing now.
                yeah exactly, point into perspective how shit the GBA hardware actually was for 2001, even for the price

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that's a far better argument, it's a LOT more powerful than the GBA even though and directly competed with it
                The GP32 didn't really compete with the GBA, as you say it's a homebrew device more than an actual gaming console. Basically no games were designed specifically for it. The GBA's real competition, and the platforms it was released to counter, were the already mentioned Wonderswan and NGPC.
                >even when it was released only in South Korea for double the price of a GBA
                With handhelds you get a lot more for your money at the lower end simply because you have flat costs like the screen and speaker eating into the budget.

                If you really want to talk about weak for the time, let's look at the GBC or NDS instead.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The GP32 didn't really compete with the GBA
                it did, both are handheld gaming devices, there's nothing wrong with comparing their hardware directly
                if you didn't like the pda comparison, then there's no arguments about it

                >as you say it's a homebrew device more than an actual gaming console.
                it's actually not, it was released as a handheld console with games from studios, it isn't like a china emulation handheld from later days, it just got super popular in the homebrew world since it was easier to make games for compared to the gba

                >basically no games were designed specifically for it. The GBA's real competition, and the platforms it was released to counter, were the already mentioned Wonderswan and NGPC.
                doesn't matter, it's a perfect example of what portable handheld hardware was capable of

                >With handhelds you get a lot more for your money at the lower end simply because you have flat costs like the screen and speaker eating into the budget.
                both had screens, speakers, etc, so what's your point?
                you got a lot less hardware for the money with the GBA though

                >If you really want to talk about weak for the time, let's look at the GBC or NDS instead.
                nintendo consoles were always weak hardware wise, that's one of their main strategies, to push gameplay and low prices instead of hardware performance
                kinda eating shit these days thanks to switch trying to pull of games it barely can, even first party one (botw constantly going down to 20 fps, etc)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's a lot of thing wrong with this post I can't be assed to reply to, but I think the important one is this.
                >nintendo consoles were always weak hardware wise, that's one of their main strategies, to push gameplay and low prices instead of hardware performance
                While other Nintendo handhelds competed on being cheaper, more practical, and maybe having inexpensive hardware gimmicks (GB, GBC, NDS, 3DS) the GBA bucked the trend being more powerful to counter its insurgent competitors.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There's a lot of thing wrong with this post I can't be assed to reply to, but I think the important one is this.
                so I guess you're out of arguments

                >While other Nintendo handhelds competed on being cheaper, more practical, and maybe having inexpensive hardware gimmicks (GB, GBC, NDS, 3DS) the GBA bucked the trend being more powerful to counter its insurgent competitors.
                not the argument here, the argument is:

                gba hardware specifically was far behind, it's more like a 1996 handheld hardware in 2001, it was a deliberate choice, not limitation of actual low power hardware of the time

                >gba hardware specifically was far behind, it's more like a 1996 handheld hardware in 2001, it was a deliberate choice, not limitation of actual low power hardware of the time

                GBA was a powerful handheld for the time wtf are you talking about. Its closest contemporaries were the Wonderswan Color and the Neo Geo Pocket Color, both of which were behind the Genesis and SNES in capabilities.

                >GBA was a powerful handheld for the time wtf are you talking about.

                GBA was *NOT* a powerful handheld for the time, when compared to handhelds from the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >gba was not a powerful handheld it was just more powerful than its competitors so it could beat them
                It's the same argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it isn't and it wasn't
                we just posted about GP32 which is a far more powerful handheld hardware wise and a GBA competitor from the same year

                nobody is talking about beating anything, no reason to move goalpost, only hardware specs are the argument, re-read the posts I just linked in the post you're replying to, the GBA was weak for the time, that's a fact

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >GP32 which is a GBA competitor
                no

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Advance
                >Type: Handheld game console
                >Generation: Sixth generation
                >Release date March/June, 2001

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GP32
                >Type: Handheld game console
                >Generation: Sixth generation
                >Release date November, 2001

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Advance
                >Screen: 2.9 inch reflective TFT LCD, 240 × 160 pixels
                >CPU: ARM7TDMI @ 16.78 MHz
                >Memory: 32 KB internal, 256 KB external, 96 KB VRAM
                >Sound: Dual 8-bit DAC for stereo sound
                >Weight: Approximately 140 g

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GP32
                >Display: 3.5 in TFT, 16-bit colour, 320 × 240 pixels
                >CPU: Samsung S3C2400X01 (ARM920T core), 20 (and under) to 133 MHz
                >Memory: 8 MB SDRAM (16-bit wide)
                >Sound: 44.1 kHz 16-bit stereo sound
                >Weight: 163g

                direct competitor, better hardware

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I love when people use facts to BTFO dumb nintendoddlers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no need to be rude or shitpost, I'm only arguing about the fact that the GBA was weak hardware, it was still a fun console with good games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I love when people use facts to BTFO dumb nintendoddlers

                timestamps lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what about them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                samegay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but my posts are

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Advance
                >Type: Handheld game console
                >Generation: Sixth generation
                >Release date March/June, 2001

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GP32
                >Type: Handheld game console
                >Generation: Sixth generation
                >Release date November, 2001

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Advance
                >Screen: 2.9 inch reflective TFT LCD, 240 × 160 pixels
                >CPU: ARM7TDMI @ 16.78 MHz
                >Memory: 32 KB internal, 256 KB external, 96 KB VRAM
                >Sound: Dual 8-bit DAC for stereo sound
                >Weight: Approximately 140 g

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GP32
                >Display: 3.5 in TFT, 16-bit colour, 320 × 240 pixels
                >CPU: Samsung S3C2400X01 (ARM920T core), 20 (and under) to 133 MHz
                >Memory: 8 MB SDRAM (16-bit wide)
                >Sound: 44.1 kHz 16-bit stereo sound
                >Weight: 163g

                direct competitor, better hardware

                and

                no need to be rude or shitpost, I'm only arguing about the fact that the GBA was weak hardware, it was still a fun console with good games

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              2001 handheld

              2000 console hardware
              If you were around in the 2000s you'd know that handheld ports of games to GBA were by definition retro (new in the style of old) games because the hardware was so far behind.

              Doesn't matter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. has never owned a system without built-in WiFi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just calling someone a zoomer isn't an argument
                We categorize hardware by years, being shit hardware don't make it retro when the PS2 was already out for a year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like ds should be considered retro by now

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any alternative DVD-ROM drive that'll work on this? Any power adapter cables for the proprietary power connector for the DVD-ROM drive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd honestly just ditch the drive if at all possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basically only a genuine optical drive will read genuine discs. The best thing is to mod it with a large drive (you also need an LBA-48 BIOS past 128GB) and avoid using the optical drive. Then load games into it over Ethernet.

      And as always, if you're new to this, check your fricking supercap, and get that thing out of there before it shits all over the board.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rulechange was a mistake

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Samsung disk tray but it won’t open when a game is removed but if i leave a game in it will always open.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      weird how sony went for the "unassuming VCR" look until their 5th console and then went full moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only the PS4 looked like a VCR.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and the PS3, PS2 and PS1

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What VCR looks like this?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's a grey box with a few buttons and a light on it. it looks like something that belongs under a TV and you wouldn't pay much attention to. the PS5 looks like a giant glowing vegana.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The PS5 looks kinda like the original version of the PS3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's like if the PS3 was two tone and slightly deformed and had troony colored LEDs added to it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well to be fair, they were already guilty of this with the fat ps3.

      I am trying to hack mine but I can not find a working USB stick. I got a 256 MB stick and that one also does not work. I am super annoyed about this shit and if I order some small stick from Aliexpress which takes like 1 month to get here it also will not work. I am fricked.

      Use a PSP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tell me more about the PSP thing because I have a PSP lying around but with pretty big Sony memory cards like 4 GB

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Or, you can be a man, skip most of this shit and perform a hot swap once the drive's unlocked.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's better to just TSOP flash it afterwards if you're going to upgrade the HDD seeing as you have to open it anyway.

            http://biline.ca/xbox_solder.htm

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely classic internet humor.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dreamcast ripoff

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the most powerful retro console
    I've had 3 die on me. Piece of garbage console.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to replace the capacitor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i've taken apart basically every console made over the last 30 years and the original Xbox is by far the biggest piece of shit i've ever worked with. it really is just a shitty middleware PC crammed into a console case. there was no thought given to the positioning of the components or heat dissipation or ease of access. i took apart a gamecube (what some consider a notoriously difficult console to reassemble) and put it back together by memory with no trouble. this thing though, holy frick, it took me like an hour just to get the shitty face plate off. for a console that's just a bunch of simple PC components, it has the most unintuitive design ever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude the OG Xbox has to be one of the most friendly consoles to work on. I think you just suck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he mentions faceplate so im guessing hes confused with the 360 - what a tool

          xbox chads reporting in

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he mentions faceplate so im guessing hes confused with the 360 - what a tool

          xbox chads reporting in

          no, i meant the original xbox. it has a faceplate (you'd know this if you had ever actually opened one up). the front of the console is literally an individual piece of plastic, its not fused to the rest of the mold. you gays can suck this piece of shit off if you want to but i've actually opened and worked with the thing and it's trash. you wonder why it has so many disc drive problems, HDD problems, overheating problems, clock cap problems, power cap problems? because it's garbage. it wasn't designed with things like proper heat distribution in mind. it was designed to work for the 5 years MS needed it on market and they couldn't give less of a frick what happened afterwards.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, literally two pieces of plastic the guts sat inside

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the cap and heat problems were fixes in later revisions' though, even close to 360 release

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that PS2s are a paragon of reliability, but I agree Xboxes have always been remarkably shitty design-wise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft went from making the first prototypes public at CES in January of 2001 showing the console to shipping November of 2001. It was a complete clusterfest to just launch the thing itself that quickly and they didn't master manufacturing reliability until the middle of the 360 era.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have three right now.
      1 x I completely recapped, installed Xbox hdmi (hd plus) mod. It’s beautiful.
      1 x which I recapped but it has a failing memory chip issue (thankfully I was able to diagnos this and ordered replacement chips from ali express. I think since the chips come with enough that I could upgrade to 128mb I think I’m gonna attempt it)
      1 x stock which I just removed the clock cap. Really clean.

      I would like to collect a clear one but guy I sourced it from went silent on fb marketplace. Am finding it tricky to justify a fourth especially bc the clear one is not as cheap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've got one that I removed the clock capacitor one, I flashed the bios and its been great so far. Do you have any advice on keeping them in good shape? Id hate it if it died on me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you have looked inside and the rest of the caps don't look too bad I think you will be in good shape but best thing to do is put a modchip in and swap the hard drive because if anythings going to die it would be the hard drive. I am not familiar with if you can do that with softmod but I think so, it just requires someone who has more knowledge then me.

          I like installing the mods, and then the hard drive set up from there is pretty easy.

          I really need the HDMI mod team to update their bios to support the 3TB plus HDD, then I will finally format and throw every xbox game on it.

          Although its just a HDD, eventually I'll wait for SSD prices to come down and do a final swap. IDE to SATA mod is a good one if you are updating. make sure to get the startech adapter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am trying to hack mine but I can not find a working USB stick. I got a 256 MB stick and that one also does not work. I am super annoyed about this shit and if I order some small stick from Aliexpress which takes like 1 month to get here it also will not work. I am fricked.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    original oldschool Xbox Media Center + Samsung CRT with some JBLs was such a cherry setup

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arcades in 1996

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Handhelds in 2001.

      Just calling someone a zoomer isn't an argument
      We categorize hardware by years, being shit hardware don't make it retro when the PS2 was already out for a year

      Again, it sounds like you never owned a system before everything between PC/Arcade/Console/Handheld was homogenized. The PSP was considered powerful hardware in 2004 because it's a handheld, it's not competing with arcade PCBs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gba was nowhere powerful though for 2001 even for portable hardware, it was a joke
        see

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ad hominem is not an argument, anon.

        Doesn't matter, it's hardware from a specific year, that's it, I think it's pretty logical to assume that small-mobile battery powered devices are never the same level as dedicated AC powered hardware, I have no idea why that should make a difference. It doesn't make something "retro".

        GBA wasn't even retro when Dreamcast was, so by /vr/ rules your argument makes no sense.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but its 2d that means it's retron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to qualify your statement by adding that Scud Race is by no means a snapshot of what the average arcade game was like back in '96. It was the absolute zenith of the industry. Other than that, I believe your point still stands, and I think this is good discussion. I appreciate it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, Scud race and the model 3 in general were powerful but expensive beasts. In 1996 you had most developers make arcade games for hardware closer to a Model 2 or Playstation, or some good ass 2d power house at the minimum, Model 3 games (mostly developed by Sega themselves) were the top of the line outliers.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What am I looking at?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A piece of shit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so powerful it red rings the moment its slightly above room temperature

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here done the CPU upgrade on their Xbox?
    I know that doubling the RAM is a fairly common upgrade but you rarely see anyone showing off their CPU mods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't heard of anyone doing either in at least five years. Do you use your xbox as a kodi box or for emulation? If not why bother?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fun, interesting, experiments, expanding capabilities, etc.

        People upgrade old computers all the time with era appropriate (or even modern) expansions for no reason.
        Everything from Amigas to MacBook Airs with reflown CPUs, heck UMPCs from 18 years ago that got CPUs swapped in that they never had.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As long as you understand you will have more fun doing the mods than using it have at it. I doubt you are going to find any modern guides but maybe try forums for XBMC as opposed to anything else since that was supported for years after the rest of the scene died.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >As long as you understand you will have more fun doing the mods than using it have at it.
            Most fun I have doing modifications like that is that I can port more software to it, that's more fun than doing the mod itself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See this is the thing about gays like you. Yeah - we are intelligent, capable people with a bit of money. A video game is only going to interest us for as long as we want it to. Otherwise we are off to finding something challenging. If we only had an Xbox then we would play the shit out of it - but in most cases we have more than one system, or computer so of course nothing keeps our attention for too long. The mods ARE part of the fun. And having something unique that you put a bit of work into is not a bad hobby, you could get into worse things.

            The only reasons to poo pooo is you have your own depression or you can’t do this stuff

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nowhere in my post did I discourage him. I like tinkiering with shit too. Go be outraged somewhere else homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ogxbox forum has what you are looking for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone here done the CPU upgrade on their Xbox?
      Less than 10 people on earth have. It's not a mod you can do without professional tools.
      The people that have done it have not and probably will not publish a guide on how to do it. Last I heard there was a project where somebody was developing an adapter board + socket to put compatible CPU in, but I haven't looked into the progress in a year or so.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a softmodded PAL 1.6, am I supposed to change the console region to NTSC before playing US games? Or does it automatically switch to 60hz?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft always wins baby!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead or Alive 3, Hayabusa and Bayman take some small amount of storage space on The Rock's brain, he is somewhat aware that this exists.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Dude loves video games

        https://www.sliceofscifi.com/2006/09/22/the-rock-is-hooked-on-video-games/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead or Alive 3, Hayabusa and Bayman take some small amount of storage space on The Rock's brain, he is somewhat aware that this exists.

      Dude loves video games

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's an awful lot like the Colecovision.

    >not many really compelling games
    >designed to look like a large ugly black battleship
    >most stuff on it can be found elsewhere
    >reliability issues
    >poorly designed and incredibly hard to take apart and put back together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is that Microsoft is a giant company flush with cash so they could make sequels while Coleco isn't and entered the industry right in time for the crash.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Xboxes from time to time in thrift stores but I honestly have never seen a PS2 or Gamecube at Goodwill. That may be an indicator of something.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox is so fricking based. Top Spin, Serious Sam, Doom 3 with the expansion, Fable, Psychonauts, The Simpsons Hit n Run, Simpsons Road Rage, Pirates of the Caribbean, Enter the Matrix, and so on. Each game more based than the last.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      b***h you didn't even list the good Xbox games, those games fricking suck.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i agree for most people the thing was just a Halo box and the library was really shallow

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >released 3 years after the 6th first console release
    >tHe mOsT pOwErful
    nice achievement bro

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best japanese games not made by sega?
    People always shill the sega games for the xbox. Did other japanese companies not made good game for it exclusively?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DOA and Ninja Gaiden

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im buying one this sunday excited to play
    >Jsrf
    >Doom3
    >Halo2
    >Conker
    >Ninja Gaiden
    >Gta sa
    >Harry potter 3
    >Splinter cell
    >Crazy taxi 3
    >Blinx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      please be bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based but these are some gimped versions of gta sa and doom 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know. Already have the pc version of doom. But always liked how first person shooters fell on xbox controller. And SA for the triggers to break/gas

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Xbox-only_games

    Any of these even worth getting an old xbox for?
    Is there still no emulation?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Deathrow seems cool, but unfortunately multiplayer only?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked JSRF more than the first one and the source code is apparently lost. Amped is a fun snowboarding game. Steel Battilion is fun but the control will cost you more than the console. Otogi is great but got a surprise PC port since that list was made. Gunvalkyrie is brilliant but you either love it or hate it. The last Panzer Dragoon game is kind of cool if you enjoyed the other ones. Blinx is a decent 3D platformer. Tony Hawks 2x is a must play for fans of the series. Sega GT and Project Gotham were the best racing games on home consoles at the time but have been surpassed by newer games. Apparently the Shin Mega Ten game is really cool if you speak Japanese.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xemu is making really fast progress. A lot of games that were really glitchy last year are now totally alright. Splinter Cell Double Agent is playable now, and it wasn't a year ago.
      A lot of games on it might not be exclusives, but they were definitively the best versions for virtually anything cross platform. Double Agent is one of those, since on the PS2, Wii and Gamecube versions you can't disable all lights, basically breaking a lot of the level design. They also look like shit on those platforms because of no real shadows.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't Double Agent on Xbox a gimped version too compared to the next gen versions. I rented it and remember not liking it as much as Chaos Theory.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          chaos theory is the best splinter cell game, so any others in the series will not be as good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. Double Agent had two completely different versions, one for the next gen consoles and PC, and one for the the current gen (Xbox, PS2, Gamecube, Wii). The two only share a vaguely similar plotline.

          The next gen version was made by the Shanghai team that made Pandora Tomorrow and had much simpler mechanics. The shadow system was binary, and there was no real sound system like in Chaos Theory. It also had some really terrible levels.

          The last gen version was made by the old Chaos Theory team in Montreal, and was a lot more like Chaos Theory, a lot more stealth focused, with a full lighting and sound system. The Xbox version is by far the best since it has dynamic lighting and shadows, like Chaos Theory does on the Xbox and PC. The others don't, and you also cannot disable every light with your gun or the OCP like you can on Xbox, which kind of breaks stealthing some sections. Many levels are also made smaller or cut up into loading screens for the non-Xbox consoles.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought Pandora Tomorrow was a cash grab rehash sequel that added nothing but not a bad game. Although the only things I remember is the dogs, the guards putting on helmets if you sound too many alarms and the last mission where you have to kill the enemies who got vaccinated. I am surprised the team that made it fricked up that hard.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              PT was alright in my opinion. I think it was just a lot of strange production decisions that led to the 7th gen version of Double Agent being what it is. It has some good ideas and some good levels, so I don't think that it's a terrible game, but it was a much more simplified one and I preferred the old mechanics of Chaos Theory and 6th gen DA. Also horrible on PC, if you run it on 1080p the game softlocks at certain points.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Xbox was incredible. Never truly pushed to it's potential. Blew away the PS2 and lamecube

    Invented Kodi

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