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Spy is the most fun, yet is also the most underpowered
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Spy is hard countered by game knowledge and communication but his mere existence adds a shit-ton of depth to the game. Would have to agree.
I absolutely hate playing spy and fighting against (good) spies, however it's undeniable that this class is a big part of TF2's lasting appeal. The Spy's gameplay, and the defensive measures that must be taken by other classes when there are good spies about, constitute something that is completely unique to this game and that none of the dozens of supposed TF2-killers have yet to successfully emulate.
i will kill a normal spy 7 times out of 10 no matter how skillful he is, but some spies are literally fricking untouchable, like 6 pyros spy checking and they never find them then boom you get backstabbed and the freeze cam is of the spy literally a fricking mile away somehow, i'm pretty sure those are cheaters and they're way more annoying than snipers. They dominate the leaderboard and the game is pretty much over the second the join since they kill like 5 people with the kunai rendereing them fricking invincible. I know a good spy when i see one but those gays will backstab you while you airblast them away
Spy's problem is that he has so much downtime. He first has to travel around the enemy team invisibly and pray a stray flame, bullet, or explosion doesn't nick him or he's toast. After that he has to carefully approach who he wants to kill because he most likely can't get away with more than one at a time. Every other class is more immediately effective because they can just start shooting when they see an enemy and at a much farther range. If they didn't nerf the ambassador to oblivion he would be way better.
>my team's pyro: wm1 200 ping fresh install who doesn't even know there are spies in the game >Enemy team pyro: Det jumping reflect god with a spies marked on his mini map
>my team's pyro: wm1 200 ping fresh install who doesn't even know there are spies in the game >Enemy team pyro: Det jumping reflect god with a spies marked on his mini map
Sniper is the worst as in he's actively bad for the health of the game. All my friends stopped playing TF2 because they were tired of Sniper's bullshit and that was before the bot crisis started.
Pyro has a low skill floor but once you git gud you have so many paths to take. Stock, combo, support etc Personally im a stock, panic attack, homewrecker/power jack chad. Because I love reflecting shit, ambushing with a shotgun blash to the back.
>completely shut down that backpack solider, so much so he never shoots at me >reflects a huntsman >spies hate me and cry in chat >scouts scream when i beat them in a shotgun duel
Wish we got a world where Spy got more acutaly spy stuff as unlock rather than just a series of stat swap guns, knives and a worse sapper. Give me tracer darts, ability to make decoys, a sapper that makes sucks health and ammo if you put on a dispenser.
instead you get a mattador carried by janky hitboxes and is still the worst class
it's 2022 troony, time to realize that you will never be a woman, also that constantly cooming and simpin for literal who prostitutes is a waste of time
Heavy has the highest skill requirement of any class in the game. He literally can't even move. You need a 200IQ to do all of your positioning before the fight even starts. It's like playing chess where you have to submit all of your own moves ahead of time while your opponent plays normally. He's also the only class that can't look around while fighting because of his continuous-fire weapon. Playing Heavy is the experience of being a blind man with no legs.
Despite this, he's the most important. More important than the medic or engineer or anyone else. Why? Because despite being a fat fricking cripple, Heavy demands RESPECT. You walk into the same room as a well prepared Heavy? Dead. You try to play the objective without focusing down the Heavy? Dead. Nobody warned you that a Heavy spent the last 3 minutes trundling around your flank? Dead, you and your whole team, and frick your dispenser too. Spies exist to commit SUICIDE on the enemy Heavy to make the game even playable, the enemy Heavy dying is 30 full seconds of the objective being 20x easier to capture.
You CAN NOT compete with the Heavy. He's the true intelligent man's class. True strategists play Heavy and lead their team to victory, everyone listening to the Heavy's orders because he's got 3x as many points as the next guy and a 12:1 k/d. You are the cliff face the waves of the enemy team break themselves upon, as well as the spearhead used to pierce the frontline. It's no wonder almost nobody plays Heavy, the sheer responsibility that comes with such power as well as the tactical thinking necessary to take advantage of it is much more complicated than Soldier's 'shoot at feet' or Pyros 'W + M1'.
I would argue spy is as important in these respects as heavy, spy is faster but incredibly weak when found out and as such also demands 200IQ 4D chess skills, a skilled spy against a clueless heavy will destroy him, and a spy master against heavies that are not masters will destroy them as well, a good spy player makes the entire enemy team shit themselves looking behind their back and will use any opportunity to attack at the best moment in order to win the game when the other team is not paying attention.
The only thing that might make spy worse however, is the absurdly high skill ceiling, mastering requires everything from you, even luck, you need focus, reaction speed, quick thinking, and many times literally just instinct and muscle memory aquired after dying thousands of times after failing backstabs that looked like they should have worked or getting found out by players who looked back at the last minute.
>I would argue spy is as important in these respects as heavy
I would disagree with this insofar as Spy is a pick class while Heavy has capacity has a power as well as a pick class. You can drop a Spy or a Heavy into an area to clear it out of some enemies, but only the Heavy can be left there to keep enemies out into the future. A Spy defending a room by himself is a room undefended from anyone with ears.
>hear common terms >MY FAVORITE ECELEB INVENTED THOSE
who let you out of your pen
I meant in general, if we're talking competitive spy is definitely fricked compared to a heavy, if spy was balanced around competitive it would be OP in every other scenario
Competitive meaning 6s? Because those are aids and nobody should ever think about them.
I meant in general, if we're talking competitive spy is definitely fricked compared to a heavy, if spy was balanced around competitive it would be OP in every other scenario
Yeah a slightly more competitive casual space such as uncletopia where spy still can shine because of the chaos is fine but real competitive where organized teams are fighting for their lives completely changes the dynamic
>die to sniper >decide to take matters into my own hands >order medic to uber me >charge out sliding door >sprint straight through mid up to a group of snipers with my gru >moronic enemy pyros airblast me closer to my target and shave several seconds off my travel time, all according to plan >drop three snipers with three melee crits >proceed to win game
People think heavy takes no skill because when they see his barrel pointing at them, they're already dead. They don't know how much work went into getting the barrel there in the first place.
I think it's called "Damage ramp-up."
A better way to fix sniper is make him do mini crits on headshot until you have at least half charge. Frick quick scopes this ain't call of duty.
Buff the SMG to make sniper not defenseless in cqc unless he runs jarate, though.
yeah that charge up idea is better
allows for skillful close range headshots without just clicking two button and getting an insta kill but still punishes players who arent aggressive enough or have bad movement
Fun? I had more fun with Heavy and Pyro. And playing around their limitations felt more involved than the theoretically more skillful classes like Demo or Soldier.
Skill? With most everything being hitscan, by default the classes with non-hitscan weapons require more skill than others to play well. Even if Demo can be played as a spam-bot.
Utility to team? Spy and Sniper overlap, but can take out the objectively most utility class of medic before their trump card can be deployed. But, because of their nature, they tend to get over-picked and thus become a detriment to the team.
By getting gud >Learn how to wrangle jump >Learn how to wrangle abuse >Learn how to frontier justice abuse >Get good aim and frick 99% of the people that think engi is easy to kill but forget he has a shotgun and 150 hp. >Learn how to wrangle abuse lvl 3s and carry your whole team since the only counter to you is coordination or an overwhelming amount of coordinated spam.
Play like your team mates are bots that you need to guide to victory with proper building placement. 99% of engineer players don't seem to realize how much control he has over his team just through dispenser and teleporter placement.
Figure out the cheekiest spots for mini sentries and later clean house with your juiced up Frontier Justice >tfw that time I died before I could unload my >20 stored crits
It still haunts me
learn to relax and play comfy. you dont have the speed or immediate firepower to take 1v1s constantly. if you run gunslinger, keep an eye out for where your team is and how much shit is getting slung their way to determine where you should go/place your mini.
Aggressive jag engie on payload offense.
Level 2 sentries are mean, and still very disposable, especially with all the ammo just laying around the front lines.
People sleep on the short circuit cart defense too.
Avoid closed spaces
Don't play it on payload offense, play it on defense instead, scout is just very efficient at covering zones when it comes to payload defense.
Just flank 24/7 in koth since playing in any main region will end up with you dying to spam.
If there's too much spam just switch to something else, there's 8 other classes in the game for a reason
His soul job is getting Medic and Engi picks from a safe distance.
After that it's killing overhealed Heavies and countering their enemy team counterpart.
Heavy absolutely does require skill, I can tell because I've played with unskilled Heavies before. Heavy was my favorite class to play and I was good with him. I also enjoyed Scout but I wasn't quite as good.
>Best class
Objectively Soldier. Developers plainly state he was designed to be the most well rounded class. Able to be comfortable in any situation. The backbone of any team.
>Worst class
Pyro. Admitted by the developers to struggle getting kills on his own. He is an offensive support class. Meant to run into the enemy team, set them on fire, die, and leaving them on half health so the rest of his team can clean up.
He was originally designed for players who had bad aim due to terrible connection. The flames particles are easier to hit opponents, and thus designed him around hitting enemies and retreating.
He's really only useful for supporting engineers on defensive holds. Killing spies, reflecting projectiles and repelling ubers.
I main both pyro and scout (scout for longer) and scout vs pyro is an interesting match up. It really is a mind game as well as circumstantial. If even a great scout gets too close and enters your flame range he's dead: the thing about the flamethrower is that it completely invalidates evasive maneuvers, meanwhile as a pyro you can jump and spazz about all you want making it harder for him to land shots. You can flame him, push him away and follow up with a det blast. As scout all you have to do is keep your distance and if you do get close make sure you land your shots—but that's easier said than done though. As pyro I'll hide around corners duke them just enough to lick them with flames. As scout, you see a pyro out in the open and he doesn't see you he's as good as dead. If you both see each other it's a more difficult game. The problem with scout and match ups where he has to keep his distance is that in a 12v12 picking off a pyro or direct hit soldier gives time for more enemies to appear and focus to be on it. It's often better to flank a pyro and stick your gun up his ass
Take the alt-routes designed for you, spies and pyros to flank enemies. Use Bonk to run past enemy chokeholds. Use Crit-A-Cola to extend your range. Keep in mind that the Scout isn't balanced around (most) 32 player maps.
What do you mean? Like there's a sentry or too much spam? I click the "find new game" button. Jokes aside I usually patrol the flanks or try to get to the back line. Or are you referring to trying to stay back from pyros and direct hits?
>Loud brapping echoes throughout the map >Camera cuts to RED base >Heavy is sitting on Scout's face >Brapping >Scout is visibly erect >Heavy pulls out a hot pepper and eats it >Eyes go wide >drumbounce.mp3 >"Uh oh" >Lets out an atomic brap >Scoutdeathscream.mp3 >Scout gets up >His face is on fire >"FIYA FIYA FIYA!" >Sniper runs in and throws a mason jar at the Scout >"I upgraded mates!" >Heavy looks at the Scout >The jar was full of chunky half liquid shit >Scout pops a boner again >Demo walks in and begins fricking the Scout while smothering as much of the poo on him as possible >Scout braps hard enough to inflate the demo and separate them >drunknigsounds.mp3 >"I've got two dickets to the cum show, and I'm not giving 'em to ya. I'm going with YOUR dickets" >Demo begins to float away >Spy runs up and grabs the demo's legs >"Well, off to visit your mothers!" >Spy slips due to the poop and lands anus first on the scope of a BLU sniper who was looking up and spinning (He's a bot) >Sniper begins shooting >Spydeathscream.mp3 >Spydeathscream2.mp3 >Spydeathscream5.mp3 >Spy begins pissing and sharting from the experience >Medic and Engineer gaze upon the whole scene with a concerned look on their faces
>Best class: Spy
>Worst class: Spy
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Spy is the most fun, yet is also the most underpowered
Spy is hard countered by game knowledge and communication but his mere existence adds a shit-ton of depth to the game. Would have to agree.
He makes the first choke of Borneo near impossible for blu
Until trickstabbing/frontstabbing/glitchstabbing is patched, he'll always be the most broken class by far.
Backstabbing should only apply to backstabbing, simple as.
I absolutely hate playing spy and fighting against (good) spies, however it's undeniable that this class is a big part of TF2's lasting appeal. The Spy's gameplay, and the defensive measures that must be taken by other classes when there are good spies about, constitute something that is completely unique to this game and that none of the dozens of supposed TF2-killers have yet to successfully emulate.
i will kill a normal spy 7 times out of 10 no matter how skillful he is, but some spies are literally fricking untouchable, like 6 pyros spy checking and they never find them then boom you get backstabbed and the freeze cam is of the spy literally a fricking mile away somehow, i'm pretty sure those are cheaters and they're way more annoying than snipers. They dominate the leaderboard and the game is pretty much over the second the join since they kill like 5 people with the kunai rendereing them fricking invincible. I know a good spy when i see one but those gays will backstab you while you airblast them away
Spy's problem is that he has so much downtime. He first has to travel around the enemy team invisibly and pray a stray flame, bullet, or explosion doesn't nick him or he's toast. After that he has to carefully approach who he wants to kill because he most likely can't get away with more than one at a time. Every other class is more immediately effective because they can just start shooting when they see an enemy and at a much farther range. If they didn't nerf the ambassador to oblivion he would be way better.
>My team spy: fail backstab and proceed to die or hide in corner with cloak and dagger
>Enemy team spy: 1v5 with kunai chain face stabber
>my team's pyro: wm1 200 ping fresh install who doesn't even know there are spies in the game
>Enemy team pyro: Det jumping reflect god with a spies marked on his mini map
reddit. NEXT.
Soldier's the most fun
Engie or Sniper is probably the most boring with no depth to them whatsoever
Most fun class: Soldier
Most overpowered class: Sniper
Most easy class: Pyro
Most boring class: Heavy
Class I never bothered to learn: Spy
Swap pyro with solider.
Nah, Pyro will always be the noob fodder class because W+M1 is so braindead, now with the post JI simplified airblast he is even more braindead
Sniper is the worst as in he's actively bad for the health of the game. All my friends stopped playing TF2 because they were tired of Sniper's bullshit and that was before the bot crisis started.
Pyro has a low skill floor but once you git gud you have so many paths to take. Stock, combo, support etc Personally im a stock, panic attack, homewrecker/power jack chad. Because I love reflecting shit, ambushing with a shotgun blash to the back.
>completely shut down that backpack solider, so much so he never shoots at me
>reflects a huntsman
>spies hate me and cry in chat
>scouts scream when i beat them in a shotgun duel
something tells me that the homosexual that made this chart mains scout and spy
>mains scout and spy
As God intended. Most fun classes
Mad you didn't get healed.
You just took the list someone posted earlier and randomly shuffled them around you gay.
Wish we got a world where Spy got more acutaly spy stuff as unlock rather than just a series of stat swap guns, knives and a worse sapper. Give me tracer darts, ability to make decoys, a sapper that makes sucks health and ammo if you put on a dispenser.
instead you get a mattador carried by janky hitboxes and is still the worst class
I miss the sandman cleaver combo
Was super fun to land
Best: my favorite
Worst: Your favorite
>Demo with sticky spam is considered high skilled
>Meanwhile demoknight a totally melee reliant class is trash
who wrote this shit?
it's 2022 homosexual, time to let the fricking game die
it's 2022 troony, time to realize that you will never be a woman, also that constantly cooming and simpin for literal who prostitutes is a waste of time
Heavy has the highest skill requirement of any class in the game. He literally can't even move. You need a 200IQ to do all of your positioning before the fight even starts. It's like playing chess where you have to submit all of your own moves ahead of time while your opponent plays normally. He's also the only class that can't look around while fighting because of his continuous-fire weapon. Playing Heavy is the experience of being a blind man with no legs.
Despite this, he's the most important. More important than the medic or engineer or anyone else. Why? Because despite being a fat fricking cripple, Heavy demands RESPECT. You walk into the same room as a well prepared Heavy? Dead. You try to play the objective without focusing down the Heavy? Dead. Nobody warned you that a Heavy spent the last 3 minutes trundling around your flank? Dead, you and your whole team, and frick your dispenser too. Spies exist to commit SUICIDE on the enemy Heavy to make the game even playable, the enemy Heavy dying is 30 full seconds of the objective being 20x easier to capture.
You CAN NOT compete with the Heavy. He's the true intelligent man's class. True strategists play Heavy and lead their team to victory, everyone listening to the Heavy's orders because he's got 3x as many points as the next guy and a 12:1 k/d. You are the cliff face the waves of the enemy team break themselves upon, as well as the spearhead used to pierce the frontline. It's no wonder almost nobody plays Heavy, the sheer responsibility that comes with such power as well as the tactical thinking necessary to take advantage of it is much more complicated than Soldier's 'shoot at feet' or Pyros 'W + M1'.
Positioning and spy checking is all heavy is
Chess is just picking up pieces and putting them back down.
I would argue spy is as important in these respects as heavy, spy is faster but incredibly weak when found out and as such also demands 200IQ 4D chess skills, a skilled spy against a clueless heavy will destroy him, and a spy master against heavies that are not masters will destroy them as well, a good spy player makes the entire enemy team shit themselves looking behind their back and will use any opportunity to attack at the best moment in order to win the game when the other team is not paying attention.
The only thing that might make spy worse however, is the absurdly high skill ceiling, mastering requires everything from you, even luck, you need focus, reaction speed, quick thinking, and many times literally just instinct and muscle memory aquired after dying thousands of times after failing backstabs that looked like they should have worked or getting found out by players who looked back at the last minute.
>I would argue spy is as important in these respects as heavy
I would disagree with this insofar as Spy is a pick class while Heavy has capacity has a power as well as a pick class. You can drop a Spy or a Heavy into an area to clear it out of some enemies, but only the Heavy can be left there to keep enemies out into the future. A Spy defending a room by himself is a room undefended from anyone with ears.
>uncle dean class categories
go back
>hear common terms
>MY FAVORITE ECELEB INVENTED THOSE
who let you out of your pen
Competitive meaning 6s? Because those are aids and nobody should ever think about them.
I meant in general, if we're talking competitive spy is definitely fricked compared to a heavy, if spy was balanced around competitive it would be OP in every other scenario
Yeah a slightly more competitive casual space such as uncletopia where spy still can shine because of the chaos is fine but real competitive where organized teams are fighting for their lives completely changes the dynamic
>jump around corners
>look behind you every now and then
>die to a sniper so avoid that sightline
>die to another sniper
>switch class
>Sitching classes instead of sneaking up on the sniper as heavy and embarrassing the frick out of him.
>die to sniper
>decide to take matters into my own hands
>order medic to uber me
>charge out sliding door
>sprint straight through mid up to a group of snipers with my gru
>moronic enemy pyros airblast me closer to my target and shave several seconds off my travel time, all according to plan
>drop three snipers with three melee crits
>proceed to win game
Just Heavy stuff, you wouldn't understand.
People think heavy takes no skill because when they see his barrel pointing at them, they're already dead. They don't know how much work went into getting the barrel there in the first place.
Facts.
How 2 fix sniper with one easy step:
>remove all primaries except for Sydney Sleeper, Huntsman, and Classic
It's that simple
>How 2 fix sniper with one easy step:
Get rid of 150 damage quick scopes.
That's a much better idea than mine. Honestly I'm fine with anything they do, as long as the Huntsman stays untouched
just give him reverse dmg fall off
I think it's called "Damage ramp-up."
A better way to fix sniper is make him do mini crits on headshot until you have at least half charge. Frick quick scopes this ain't call of duty.
Buff the SMG to make sniper not defenseless in cqc unless he runs jarate, though.
yeah that charge up idea is better
allows for skillful close range headshots without just clicking two button and getting an insta kill but still punishes players who arent aggressive enough or have bad movement
I refuse to play any class other than medic, scout, soldier or demo (or sniper/spy if im having a laugh) These are the only fun classes
On which angle:
Fun? I had more fun with Heavy and Pyro. And playing around their limitations felt more involved than the theoretically more skillful classes like Demo or Soldier.
Skill? With most everything being hitscan, by default the classes with non-hitscan weapons require more skill than others to play well. Even if Demo can be played as a spam-bot.
Utility to team? Spy and Sniper overlap, but can take out the objectively most utility class of medic before their trump card can be deployed. But, because of their nature, they tend to get over-picked and thus become a detriment to the team.
How do I have fun playing Engi?
Because he's fun.
By getting gud
>Learn how to wrangle jump
>Learn how to wrangle abuse
>Learn how to frontier justice abuse
>Get good aim and frick 99% of the people that think engi is easy to kill but forget he has a shotgun and 150 hp.
>Learn how to wrangle abuse lvl 3s and carry your whole team since the only counter to you is coordination or an overwhelming amount of coordinated spam.
>and 150 hp.
Isn't that just with gunslinger?
If you are taking 1v1s as wrench sentry you are probably doing something wrong honestly.
Play like your team mates are bots that you need to guide to victory with proper building placement. 99% of engineer players don't seem to realize how much control he has over his team just through dispenser and teleporter placement.
Figure out the cheekiest spots for mini sentries and later clean house with your juiced up Frontier Justice
>tfw that time I died before I could unload my >20 stored crits
It still haunts me
>put on shotgun/panic attack, gunslinger, pistol
>don't place any minis
>destroy with meatshots/pistol cleanups
don't stress over every lost building. Realise how much you can help with a tele and dispenser.
learn to relax and play comfy. you dont have the speed or immediate firepower to take 1v1s constantly. if you run gunslinger, keep an eye out for where your team is and how much shit is getting slung their way to determine where you should go/place your mini.
Aggressive jag engie on payload offense.
Level 2 sentries are mean, and still very disposable, especially with all the ammo just laying around the front lines.
People sleep on the short circuit cart defense too.
how do i enjoy scout in 12v12s? i just die constantly since theres only 2-3 ways to go and theres so much explosive spam.
Avoid closed spaces
Don't play it on payload offense, play it on defense instead, scout is just very efficient at covering zones when it comes to payload defense.
Just flank 24/7 in koth since playing in any main region will end up with you dying to spam.
If there's too much spam just switch to something else, there's 8 other classes in the game for a reason
Best: Medic
Worst: Sniper
I have no beef with snipers, but the class has no reason to exist in a game with such cramped maps.
His soul job is getting Medic and Engi picks from a safe distance.
After that it's killing overhealed Heavies and countering their enemy team counterpart.
>Best wiener
>Worst wiener
Heavy absolutely does require skill, I can tell because I've played with unskilled Heavies before. Heavy was my favorite class to play and I was good with him. I also enjoyed Scout but I wasn't quite as good.
>Best class
Objectively Soldier. Developers plainly state he was designed to be the most well rounded class. Able to be comfortable in any situation. The backbone of any team.
>Worst class
Pyro. Admitted by the developers to struggle getting kills on his own. He is an offensive support class. Meant to run into the enemy team, set them on fire, die, and leaving them on half health so the rest of his team can clean up.
He was originally designed for players who had bad aim due to terrible connection. The flames particles are easier to hit opponents, and thus designed him around hitting enemies and retreating.
He's really only useful for supporting engineers on defensive holds. Killing spies, reflecting projectiles and repelling ubers.
Pyro can frick up Scout pretty good
If he can catch them.
I main both pyro and scout (scout for longer) and scout vs pyro is an interesting match up. It really is a mind game as well as circumstantial. If even a great scout gets too close and enters your flame range he's dead: the thing about the flamethrower is that it completely invalidates evasive maneuvers, meanwhile as a pyro you can jump and spazz about all you want making it harder for him to land shots. You can flame him, push him away and follow up with a det blast. As scout all you have to do is keep your distance and if you do get close make sure you land your shots—but that's easier said than done though. As pyro I'll hide around corners duke them just enough to lick them with flames. As scout, you see a pyro out in the open and he doesn't see you he's as good as dead. If you both see each other it's a more difficult game. The problem with scout and match ups where he has to keep his distance is that in a 12v12 picking off a pyro or direct hit soldier gives time for more enemies to appear and focus to be on it. It's often better to flank a pyro and stick your gun up his ass
What do you do as Scout when getting close isn't viable? Plinking people for 8 damage with the pistol isn't too great
Take the alt-routes designed for you, spies and pyros to flank enemies. Use Bonk to run past enemy chokeholds. Use Crit-A-Cola to extend your range. Keep in mind that the Scout isn't balanced around (most) 32 player maps.
What do you mean? Like there's a sentry or too much spam? I click the "find new game" button. Jokes aside I usually patrol the flanks or try to get to the back line. Or are you referring to trying to stay back from pyros and direct hits?
Take advantage of the chaos every time of your teammate distraction or just pop nuke cola to distract sentry.
switch classes
there are nine (9) of them
Heavy is the main character
are the bots gone? can i play the game now?
>troony fortress 2
>in 2022
no,thanks
>Loud brapping echoes throughout the map
>Camera cuts to RED base
>Heavy is sitting on Scout's face
>Brapping
>Scout is visibly erect
>Heavy pulls out a hot pepper and eats it
>Eyes go wide
>drumbounce.mp3
>"Uh oh"
>Lets out an atomic brap
>Scoutdeathscream.mp3
>Scout gets up
>His face is on fire
>"FIYA FIYA FIYA!"
>Sniper runs in and throws a mason jar at the Scout
>"I upgraded mates!"
>Heavy looks at the Scout
>The jar was full of chunky half liquid shit
>Scout pops a boner again
>Demo walks in and begins fricking the Scout while smothering as much of the poo on him as possible
>Scout braps hard enough to inflate the demo and separate them
>drunknigsounds.mp3
>"I've got two dickets to the cum show, and I'm not giving 'em to ya. I'm going with YOUR dickets"
>Demo begins to float away
>Spy runs up and grabs the demo's legs
>"Well, off to visit your mothers!"
>Spy slips due to the poop and lands anus first on the scope of a BLU sniper who was looking up and spinning (He's a bot)
>Sniper begins shooting
>Spydeathscream.mp3
>Spydeathscream2.mp3
>Spydeathscream5.mp3
>Spy begins pissing and sharting from the experience
>Medic and Engineer gaze upon the whole scene with a concerned look on their faces
Why does this guy STILL spam this extremely long and unfunny greentext? He almost never gets any (You)s so why does he still do it?
Eh. Next.
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