Best games of 2023 as ranked by Time magazine. Is their list based or is it cringe?
10. Dredge
9. Diablo IV
8. Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
7. Super Mario Bros. Wonder
6. Dead Space (Remake)
5. Resident Evil 4 (Remake)
4. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
3. Spider-Man 2
2. Baldur’s Gate 3
1. Alan Wake II
https://time.com/6340124/best-video-games-2023/
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>no Lies of P
Shit list.
>No Robert Cop
Trash list
>Diablo 4 in the list at all
Stopped reading right there.
>Dredge
>Diablo IV
Did not have to read further
Dredge is fun though.
>Alan Woke anywhere on that list.
When has time been relevant after the internet age? Time has been nothing more then a marketing puppet for the last 50+ years.
I can't believe the amount of people who think dredge is anything special. There are so many better indie games that came out this year. It's shit at being lovecraftian and it's a shit fishing game
Dredge was alright but it's a very first-time attempt at a largeish game that misses a lot of chances to really do something unique with it's gameplay and world. Bottom of the list is whatever, that stuff's all expected on these lists but there was way better games to take those higher spots.
all gay slop
AAA gaming is fricked
>that top 3
Genuine shit taste or bribery at work.
I'd put Hogwarts Legacy over Diablo
Thats a chud game, cant rank it
I'd put Hi-Fi Rush, Dave the Diver or Lies of P.
Hogwarts Legacy was just Harry Potter version of ubislop, only thing I'd nominate it to anything in is soundtrack.
Shit game that is only shilled because it's perceived as "anti-woke". Generic ubislop trash that does nothing special or new, and what it does do it does medicorely.
>ToTK GOTY
Imagine working you ass for years just to lose to some DLC.
I legitimately do not understand why journos are jerking off Alan Wake 2 so much.
The combat encounters, besides the final arena concert fight, are boring as sin.
The bosses were complete ass.
The case board is the most cancerous piece of shit infodump pace killer I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing.
They never expanded on the mechanics of the first game and sometimes regressed too gameplaywise.
And it goes on for way too long with nothing going for it besides the promise of more selfindulgent Sam Lake wanking.
As a third person horror shooter it's utterly mediocre outside of the visuals and liveaction shit. And the fricking musical was just a worst version of Ashtray Maze. I do not understand why this is rater so highly.
Powerful black woman girlboss character.
Never mind that the actual gameplay is simple as frick.
Black person protag
I think all your takes are wrong except the caseboard.
How are they wrong? I played the game on hard.
>The combat encounters, besides the final arena concert fight, are boring as sin.
True at the start, but when more enemy types appeared i often found myself out of ammo as they dodged and tanked everything i threw at them. The most memorable ones are the blinking shadows in Alan's parts, those that move super fast and lunge at you for a lot of damage (in hard) yet still have a lot of health. Even wolves that are easy to kill got me by surprise a lot in dark areas.
>The bosses were complete ass.
They were a good way to test you in small areas while making you check how many resources you wanted to throw against huge health pools, moreso if you had little resources to start with. I believe some of them should have been more threatening (Scratch), but i still enjoyed them, especially Mulligan & Thornton. Those frickers killed me more than once and made me really mad.
>And it goes on for way too long with nothing going for it besides the promise of more selfindulgent Sam Lake wanking.
I'd actually say it doesn't go long enough. Yes the intro drags on with a lot of nothing, but for all the wait, a mere 3 areas per character is pretty terrible. When the game really starts giving you freedom, after you finished the subway, you're already 1/3rd done with the game. That's ridiculous.
Caseboard nearly ruined the game for me, frick that garbage.
The bosses are a perfect microcosm of each problen that game has with its enemies.
Nightingale amounts to being a teleporting cuck emblematic of the dogshit enemy design in the game where they have to use the zip zoomy dashers as a crutch for every encounter.
The well cucks are a glorified resource check.
Cynthia, arguably the most interesting boss both build-up and mechanic wise, isn't actually that interesting. You trudge through water and then ammo dump her. She reminds me of the mirror taken who initially looked unnerving but were fricking pathetic to fight.
And Scratch... god fricking Scratch such wasted fricking potential that he encapsulates the utter disappointment I had on AW2's gameplay.
This isn't even mentioning the utterly moronic AAAAHHHH SAVE ME Black personMAN IS THAT A LOUD JPEG JUMPSCARE nonsense that Remedy kept spamming.
They teased the idea if animals but it only ampunted to dunb ass dogs.
They overused the shadow Black folk in the Dark Place to the point where were just annoying.
And they got rid of the hilarious posessed objects from the first game or didn't expand the dark shit beyond generic posessed "villager" enemies. This game wishes it had an encounter as memorable as the tornado.
uhhh this is racist buddy
critics gave it 10s for a reason
Because of Sweetbaby Inc. points
It is the movie game of the year.
Spiderman 2 is cringe
>no Armored Core 6
>no Pizza Tower
troony list
>Alan Wake II
the game that flopped?
10 trash
9 trash
8 mid at best, subpar mostly
7 okay experience
6 inferior to original. mid
5 worth playing once. 7/10
4.- garbage
3.- garbage
2.- ranges from okay to worth playing once
1.- haven't played it
true top 10, unordered
-Hi-Fi Rush
- SMRPG remake
- Shadows over Loathing
-TMNT: Shredder's revenge
-Pizza Tower
- Fuga 2: melodies of steel
- Front mission remake
- AC6
- Blasphemous 2
-Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince
HM: SF6, NASB2.
>Mario Wonder
What a mind numbingly boring fricking game. Never before have I seen a Nintendo product get blatantly shoved everywhere just because Mario is in it. Completely unremarkable in every respect.
>2 games i've never even heard of
>2 remakes that aren't even as good as the OGs, dead space offensively so
>spiderman 2 and alan wake 2
i didn't know it was possible to have taste this shit
>In no order
>True Top 10
ToTK
BG3
Lies of P
RE4R
Hi Fi Rush
Jedi Survivor
AC6
Robocop
Hogwarts
(Your choice here)
Wow, not a single good game. Who could have foreseen this?
Wow, Ganker literally hates all good/popular games. Who could have foreseen this?
We like starsector
it's shit because if you play 2023 games in 2023 means you have no taste
It was blatantly obvious reddit tier games journalists and pop culture writers absolutely would eat Alan Wake 2 up. It felt like it was basically decided before it released that it was a true maserpiece of the 'game' medium.
I just wish journalists weren't so unbelievably predictable in their pretentiousness.
Void Stranger is GOTY for everyone that actually played it.
is it about pain, loss and suicide?
No
Its called Alan Wake since you have to Wake Up after it puts you to sleep
It was technically Dec last year, but Fear & Hunger: Termina would be my top pick as well as Astlibra Revision (which recently dropped on switch).
Dump TOTK because it a garbafe DLC and replace it with AC6.
Dump Dredge and replace with with Lies of P.
>1. Alan Wake II
what?
>Baldur's Gate 3
>Dead Space Remake
>Resident Evil 4 Remake
>Super Mario Bros Wonder
And the rest is midtier to shit quality. People keep saying this was one of the best years in gaming, but compared to fricking what?
>Jedi survivor
>any remake
>diablo
yup, shit list by shit people
>Bought and paid for: the list
Frickers saying this was the "One of the best Years in Gaming", what do you think the last two best years were? Besides
>2017
>2011
It's been a total mediocre shitfest for AAA games. Like, 1 good game a year that's not a remake, and frick-all innovation. People must mean indie shit.
This is was made by someone who doesn’t play vidya games and who has questionable sexuality.
>listing remakes
>Diablo 4, Star Wars, Spider-Man and Alan Wake
A legitimately horrible list.
Well yeah, he said it was from Time Magazine, didn't he?
>check their precious picks
>Alan Wake was their GOTY a decade ago too
LMAO
Based but only because the BotW DLC didn't crack the Top 3.
Alan Wake being number 1 is shit
>Alan Woke 2
>Good
Frick off Tim.
>Zelda not even top 3
Oh my frick. Thursday night is going to be a BLOODBATH.
Well.. It seems like most games are shit and this is a list of 10 of them. Odds are most of them will suck.
>alan wake over BG3
>nig nog spider man
Wow, that list is so ass that it almost ruined my day. Thanks for nothing, OP.
>no Pikmin 4
yeah, very cringe.