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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will after they add more unique bosses that aren't recycled from monke city

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Sun Temple

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had enough of tower defence games during flash era

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you still beat bloons td2 on hard?
      https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/405975
      sadly 3 doesn't work with ruffle yet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ninja Kiwi Archive on steam includes 1-5

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bless ruffle tbh
        such a shame miniclip just nuked their games instead of integrating emulation like newgrounds and armorgames etc
        at least you can still play motherload on other sites

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        monke glue spam on the long path
        gg ez

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >btd2 says that btd1 was beatable with just dart monkeys
        >I never managed to actually do that

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5>4>6

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    already did, it was ok but brainless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are his demands?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whatever they are - I hope he gets ignored, I need more monussy in my life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dare him to draw smut in the og flash bloons style.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why did he he do it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's about to make a killing when I start sending him money for admiral art

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          please don't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we'll never know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's actually something off about this one. You can tell that it's just aping the official style instead of actually properly replicating it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >aping
            heh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bloons 6 art follows a hard palliate for fill and lines for each monkey. It's off because the lines are too dark and the colors are muted.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we'll never know

        I was born in the right timeline

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we'll never know

        Stop trying to make me go back to bloons

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a good game tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          come home, return to monke

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we'll never know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What movie is that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's the old Transformer series of Beast Wars. I think this was one of the earlier episodes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the Voidora porn goddamnit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait for the monke renaissance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't just put bedroom eyes and admittedly sexy lashes on any creature and say you wanna frick it
      cuz I certainly don't wanna
      nope not at all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give me some good tower defense games to play, I loved Onslaught 2 Beta and the mechanic where laser turrets would shoot at each other to empower the last in the chain and it would deal huge damage in a single laser.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never played this game but the monkeys are pretty sexy.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It seems that the next paragon is wizard. How the frick am I supposed to play it? The only remotely decent path is x-x-5, but even then it sucks in terms of damage output, and the only utility it has is shimmer, and it's not even remotely reliable and becomes useless if you play with Eitienne.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You say that when 0-5-0 Wizard was key to beating the hardest Odyssey we've had yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You play wizard buy using top path druid and pretending its a wizard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top path wizard isn't bad, although I can't tell how good it is because I never really use it as a main tower and I only really buy the tier 5 when I've won already.
      Middle path is great though, tier 3 is nice and the ability from the tier 4 is strong even though
      >abilities
      Shame they nerfed wall of fire but completely understandable with how strong it was.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The issue with top path wiz is that it offers no utility, its just pure damage, but then at that point why not use a different t5 that offers more damage or better utility?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally get enough trophies to get my first music track, the BMC street party since it was a favorite of mine
    >Go to the jukebox to enable it
    >There's no shuffle feature
    What the actual hell that seems so obvious
    I don't want it playing all the time and it'd be annoying to keep enabling/disabling the jukebox

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    one coming in 36.0

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a few months, most likely.
        this

        is what itll look like

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    druid, my beloved

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok but why monky kill bloon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bloon bad >:(

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bloon bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bloon are alive
      and its preferable that they aren't

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just learned about the monkey academy
    >Lets you have 2 heroes
    >Gives extra hero XP which is unique outside of Energizer
    >Lets wizard, druid, alchemist get 2 upgrades in ALL THREE paths
    >Has the perfect name potential of Ape Escape Academy
    Holy hell why wasn't this added??? This sounds so out of this world!
    It seems like they dropped it but it'd be really nice after Beast Handler

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason I thought he was supposed to be a hero.

      Pomu!
      I finally got to round 100 bros, I'm so happy

      gz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seems cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tower or Hero?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >a free tower unit
        >or a hero that costs money
        take a guess

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tower

        >a free tower unit
        >or a hero that costs money
        take a guess

        they can still make you buy the exp for the newest tower if you're that desperate

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like he will start with some sort of universal pet that can attack on water, land and sea, and each path will specialize in specific attack types. Top path will be water based and the pet will require water, middle path will be land based and the pet will walk on land, bottom path will be air based and the pet will probably fly like an airplane or a heli pilot. I have no clue how the pets will work, perhaps the geraldo rabbit was just an ai test for the beast handler.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no clue how the pets will work
        Neither do Ninja Kiwi he was supposed to be out already

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, does this men synnergize with Geraldo's bunny then?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leviathan, Behemoth, Ziz

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pomu!
    I finally got to round 100 bros, I'm so happy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a second, did I miss "make the most moronic setup to reach level 100" challenge? What a bummer.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy cartoon monkeys!

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the game is trivialised by the alchemist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      geared on half cash is still hard actually

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >meme map with meme modifier

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The way it's meant to be played™

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >need to make an account to fight bosses
    frick

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why monke sexy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your brain desires to return to monke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey girls / boys really are underrated

      No.

      the way their face fur are drawn makes them look like they have a beard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey girls / boys really are underrated

      All I'm learning is that I was right to avoid all non-daily challenge bonus content until I've finished everything else

      Where do you think we are?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    races are literally pay2win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all the top scorers have been caught cheating in subtle or not so subtle ways before, so it's more of a cheat2win mode.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        even if you don't cheat, the only way to come up with a competitive strategy is to trial and error your way through it, you need to time everything perfectly and leak and very specific amount of bloons before you're able to power through every wave. but the game doesn't let you do that unless you spend monkey money on races

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This
          Literally Pay2Cheat

          BTD6 is a shitty israeli game that is only salvaged by Chimps kino

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like these monkes. They're cute and simple but not soulless for some reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyebrows.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, they have really expresive faces and and appealing body to head ratio
        And also that the designs aren't affraid off having edges, like, literally pointy bits

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whos a good hero to buy?
    i only have sauda right now since people said shes a good begginner one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      benjamin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sauda's good on single lane maps, especially ones where the path doubles back on itself.

      Benjamin's a pretty good second "easy mode" hero due to loadsamone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Adora is amazing for bosses and certain map modes are only really doable with her. If you combine her with Ninja and Alchemist they can generally stall on their own to let you farm up to whatever you want later as well on longer map runs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for bosses you just want ben or geraldo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Geraldo is nice for Paragons, but you can generally get degree 50-60 on your own without using him. The difference between that rank compared to a 100 and to the boost a level 20 Adora gives the TSG is not even comparable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            tsg is dogshit for bosses my guy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              VTSG is used in every serious fight against elite bosses.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                youre outing yourself as a shitter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you are considering every video online supports me over you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                post one (1) such video

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >first attempt at the boss
                >pre-ace paragon vortex
                kek

                ill explain to you why vtsg is worse than paragons - its simply nowhere near as cost effective. in regular gameplay, the vtsg is the best tower in the game, bar none. in bosses, however, paragons all get massive damage multipliers that the vtsg doesnt. this makes them better dps options for less money. you dont even need good degree unless its a particularly hard week. paragons are always better. and because of this, you want to run ben or gerry to snowball your farming faster - though this would be true even if you were planning on doing a vtsg. farming is everything

                i didnt use a vtsg for a single one of any of picrel except chutes vortex, iirc. its damage just isnt as good as paragons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >its simply nowhere near as cost effective.
                That's a farming issue especially considering you have plenty of time to get the money you need for a full power VTSG.
                >however, paragons all get massive damage multipliers that the vtsg doesnt.
                Well aware, but even with it VTSG can still easily surpass their pop counts.
                >dont even need good degree unless its a particularly hard week.
                This doesn't help the argument for Geraldo. If you're just using him for skill resets then you may as well use another hero.
                >i didnt use a vtsg for a single one of any of picrel except chutes vortex, iirc. its damage just isnt as good as paragons
                It's damage is still great unless you're stacking multiple Paragons and its range more than makes up for any problems considering larger maps can block off Paragon damage uptime compared to VTSG. If you're able to farm without wasting a hero on it, then essentially keeping your VTSG buffed constantly is going to get you much more pops than any Paragon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                im arguing for geraldo for farming, not for paragons
                youre just making shit up now to try and win the argument. yes, if you farm hard enough, you could get a vtsg for tier 5, but you will straight up just have a worse defence than if you got a ninja, boat, or ace paragon.

                the only paragons a vtsg might outpop are the dart and boomer, which are just tier 3 answers and not valid comparisons, and the engi, which lol. vtsg is not good for bosses, plain and simple. less damage for more money=bad

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >im arguing for geraldo for farming, not for paragons
                And I'm telling you this isn't necessary if you know how to farm. The reason you use Geraldo is for better Paragons, not to go more than you already should be able to do with farming especially since Ben does that aspect strictly better. The only other thing is cooldown refreshes that are generally worthless lategame because of Paragon quirks.
                >youre just making shit up now to try and win the argument.
                Try and keep up with the actual conversation chain.
                >but you will straight up just have a worse defence than if you got a ninja, boat, or ace paragon.
                You can buff VTSG with Alchemist, Overcharge, Homeland, and Adora, with an essentially global pop uptime the whole time. The only real competition it has is with the Ace Paragon because the other ones lack the range to keep an uptime like that. If you're farming there's zero reason not to have 2 Paragons and 1 VTSG by the endgame and super buffing one is going to give you much better endgame DPS compared to an extra and weaker Paragon.
                > less damage for more money=bad
                Learn to use buffs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ace and boat still outpop a max buffed vtsg you spastic. even ninja on some maps, and engi can compete if he gets up to speed earily. there is no reason to do 2 paragons and a vtsg when you can just do 3 paragons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ace and boat
                I mentioned Ace as an exception if you cared to actually read the reply. Boat also works well for the second one, but it requires water on the maps to really be used so it's limited in that regard. Ninja requires smaller maps. Engineer requires you to micro the turrets in order to really be notable with actual burst because even a max boosted one isn't notable enough to surpass a boosted VTSG. There's zero reason not to always make use of one when farming should always allow one to have one. It's actually a skill issue if you can't get one up naturally.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >its a skill issue if you dont choose the worse option
                meanwhile you complain about having to engage your brain to choose the right paragon for the map
                post boss medals

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >meanwhile you complain about having to engage your brain to choose the right paragon for the map
                Posting their limitations isn't complaining about their utilization. It's showing their shortcomings and their lack of universal use. Paragons are great units, but only Ace is going to be able to be used every map and be expected to outperform the VTSG. The rest either are map reliant or just worse DPS in the long run.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >there is an alternative to the vtsg that is cheaper, works on every map, and deals more damage
                >b-but you should use the vtsg over it!!!
                >also im not posting boss badges
                i accept your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You legit have no argument.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The best part of course is when they get round to super monkey paragon, they'll just give vtsg the boss damage boost, so it'll be even better. It already costs over a million and demands every tier 5.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey girls / boys really are underrated

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i do

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have been playing BTD5 on ps4. Judging by the screenshots I would say it's better than 6

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was doing that but I think 6 is better. 5 is very make your own fun. You just run every track on easy med hard. 6 adds a lot of cool shit. they don't even have support for odyssey mode on ps4 anymore even though it is still there on TD5 on mobile.
      >heroes
      >every tower has new upgrade tracks
      >tons of synergizing ones that give you tons of cash
      >tier 5
      >new enemy types
      I think the best is every map has extra medals for shit like using only standard towers, or military towers, etc. Odyssey is more interesting now than it was in 5 and so on.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Footholding monkey girls!

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post more sexy nonkey girls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Footholding monkey girls!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >mONKEY_c**t.jpeg

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is the lewdest thing I've seen in my entire life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he asked for a girl

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          His dick won't know the difference

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Got it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >play silly monkey tower defense game
            >now want to cum in druid's ass

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              dammit. how did mathematics lead me here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kouya ni Kemono Doukokusu (fully translated)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn watch her try to teach Adora how to use a shotgun

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sad times we live in

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post the lewd stuff in

    [...]

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All I'm learning is that I was right to avoid all non-daily challenge bonus content until I've finished everything else

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People sure are big fans of seth to start fanning a game about monkeys he played ironically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Seth
      Literally who? I was a fan of the Flash original.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the hot new viral bloons video is a 3 hour history recap
      get with the times gramps

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My 12yo cousin plays it religiously

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do you blank post?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how did you post a blank post?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how do you blank post?

        GET DOWN YOU FRICKING CLOWNS

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there anyway around making an account to play everything?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dilly dally thread

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you Adora?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      would i?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bloons Pop!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        adora is adorable!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you think we are?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >wearing the skin of your enemies as a bodysuit
        kinda metal if you think about it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This must be my least-used tower by far
    What is this guy even good for?
    >Bottom path is OK for MOABs I guess but I just stick to the tried-and-true MOAB mauler
    >Middle path just seems really weird and is only useful if you decide to go all-in on that strategy to spam ninjas
    >Top path is just weird and kinda plain
    I really want to know some uses since I never found any

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dis homie doesn’t use ninja alch to carry him to past round 50

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top Path is arguably the best mid-game tower for it's relative price, aside from Destroyers but those are water only. You need Shinobi Spam to not get outclassed super late game but it's still good regardless. Bloon Sabotage is a global slow and can be vital for later waves, and if you're already stacking for top path then Master Bomber becomes just as busted, not to mention stacking makes getting a high degree paragon easier than most towers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja, Alchemist, and Adora covers all your bases and just lets you create a giant farm to lead you into endgame.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've had Obyn and him solo me up to wave 23 in Half Cash at least once. His X02 a lifesaver

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I started using Ninjas constantly after getting used to them through Magic Monkeys Only mode. Bottom path Ninja wrecks both MOABs and bosses. Sauda, bottom Ninja, top Alchemist and a farm carry you through the first half of rounds in regular game modes as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top path is good value early game in chimps, depending on the map and whether you can get a hero right away

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it as autistic as sseth said it was about correct build orders and chimps mode?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea who that is or what he said but probably not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Theres lots of maps with simple easy medium hard and runs with modifiers for all of them and the normal daily challenges don't really require tons of meta.
      I have never looked up a build guide in my life and have tons of fun just listening to the pops. I don't even have the xp on every tower maxed out yet so theres plenty to do before you need to get full austistic. Getting serious into this game is probably autistic but I don't think you really need to in order to challenge majority of the content.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never played Bloons before, but Monkey "Girls" are just too good

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they always say "a cat is fine too", but what about a monkey

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        huh i guess they have said "a monkey is fine too"
        lewding monkeys...

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what are you implying anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not so fast.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is there an emergency unlock for dartling gunner but not an emergency re-aim for these bastards

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Something about dartling being more popular I'm guessing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        023 my beloved

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    late reply to the argument but yeah benjamin and geraldo are just straight up better for boss events
    TSG/VTSG are nowhere near useless for boss events though, they're a nice bonus that can be the difference between losing or winning. both times i beat elite dreadbloon it was by 1-2 rounds and i dont think i would have done it without the regular TSG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      theyre not useless, but they should be thought of as a 4th addition to 3 paragons. you always want to go 3 paragons first because they just do more damage, plain and simple. the vtsg not getting the multiplier cucks it, so its only ever really a consideration if youre farming extra extra hard because you know its a tough week. assuming youre playing optimally, that is. if you want to just go for one for the shits and giggles, fair enough

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick Bloons, I stumbled on Dungeon Warfare 1 & 2, got them on sale and they're some of the best tower defense games i've ever played.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dungeon Warfare 1 & 2
      go on, tell me why I should play them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cheap
        >lots of enemy types
        >a lot different towers
        >enviromental damage, mine carts, boulders etc.
        >Active traps like different types of bombs
        >Optional runes that make the level harder but also give you XP boosts so you can get more tower points faster
        >DW2 features more RPG elements with item unlocks, some randomized levels, skill trees and so on.

        The only downside is that the music gets repetitive.

        i fricked up the quote.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cheap
      >lots of enemy types
      >a lot different towers
      >enviromental damage, mine carts, boulders etc.
      >Active traps like different types of bombs
      >Optional runes that make the level harder but also give you XP boosts so you can get more tower points faster
      >DW2 features more RPG elements with item unlocks, some randomized levels, skill trees and so on.

      The only downside is that the music gets repetitive.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sounds good

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno how to exploit these for bosses. I'm guessing I need more monkey knowledge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spam them, Druids, and Merchantmen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there are youtube guide for doing elite bosses with no knowledge
      in short they all somewhat similar - build 1-2 tower to carry you to round 40 while spamming farms then sell farms and build 1 big tower to kill boss phase, after boss phase sell said big tower and rebuild farms, repeat it with each boss phase.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    glue gunners, with or without suit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Getting glue stuck on your hair is a fricking nightmare

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the artist that draws Bellwether cub abuse?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >on a 10+ ranked losing streak in battles 2

    WAKE ME UP

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to link an email to transfer saves through the app?
    I linked to my google play that's on both my android phone and new tablet, mainly play on the tablet these days after doing manual transfer from the phone. After linking I hit the cloud backup button on the tablet.
    I updated the version on my phone so I can play in the go, but the save is still at like level 36. now I'm worried because I hit the backup button on here trying to find a way to download a cloud save. I'm hoping it doesn't go through unless you link an email to the app itself otherwise I just overwrite a bunch of progress.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    feet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *bottom hands

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sincastermon makes my dick diamonds on everything he makes.
      He makes some damn good monkys.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the comic of admiral brickell giving head to another monke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going bananas
      https://files.catbox.moe/ihvx9u.jpg

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, why are these fricking monkeys so hot?

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should I spend 10 bucks on this TD6?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the way i see it, 1 buck for every hour.
      this game will last you 100+ easily

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I double dipped on my phone and steam and I really don't feel like I've wasted money.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It goes on sale for less than a dollar regularly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It goes on sale for less than a dollar regularly
        I keep hearing that but according to SteamDB it hasn't gone bellow 1,7€ since at least March of 2021, maybe even longer since I'm to much of a paranoid schizo to log-in.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't that include VAT?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't bought a game in a long time, but the price in Dollars and Euros is usually 1:1, which also includes the VAT. A game that was $15 was also 15€ here, and the VAT was taken out of that price.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't a monkey, would you Ganker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will go balls deep in the clown monkey and I will be happy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you already know the answer

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Been like a years since i last played it, does the infinite monkey money hack/cheat still works?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it does
      you get marked as a cheater and can only play with other cheaters though. but that's about it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cool, guess i reinstall it and use the cheat, been playing it without it and got tired

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    adora will cleanse all the lust out of you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      by letting me cum inside?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Religious Zealot
      >Also canonically the most traditionally femenine of the heroes
      She's more likely to let herself get knocked up and trap you into wedlock, on your first time together

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not if I give her one of these first.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zig-zag maps...
    home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Map has a perfect spots for tack shooter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for me, it's this spot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >not the first loop
          you can fit like three in there

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bad td games
    >tower placement restricted to grid
    >enemies have health bars

    good td games
    >can place towers wherever the frick you want
    >enemies die in one hit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The tower placement of BTD6 is one of the biggest issues the game has. I should be able to know if I am able to fit a tower in whatever space easily. The way the game works currently, you need to guess and then fumble with the mouse to see if it is impossible or if there's a single solitary pixel where you can fit the tower.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And forgot to mention, in case it wasn't clear, but actually placing down a tower in a cramped space is ass too.
        I was honestly relieved when they nerfed the 005 village and I stopped using it to farm during boss events.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I really wish they gave you a grid or a green/red area toggle for that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A grid would be too limiting, just giving us a toggle to see what space is actually free would be good enough, some towers have bigger hitboxes than what you'd expect

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And forgot to mention, in case it wasn't clear, but actually placing down a tower in a cramped space is ass too.
          I was honestly relieved when they nerfed the 005 village and I stopped using it to farm during boss events.

          Wouldn't it be hard to implement since they are different sizes? A helipad or a super monkey are gonna take up 3 times the space of a normal tower

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They should implement some kind of "ghost" building mode akin to something like Factorio. Essentially you could pre-place towers you intend to use and then just confirm the purchase when you have enough money.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get isekai'd to bloons world
    >small funny monkeys find you in the forest
    >oh my god a great ape
    >i thought those were just legends
    >he's almost completely nude, no fur at all
    >they take me to a temple and meet adora
    >she tells the monkeys to leave, she will question me personally
    >take off your pants, anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even if Adora was their leader, they'd probably take you to Churchill for questioning instead of compromising her safety.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i'll meet you halfway and settle for boat lady

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'll allow that only if they found you in the water instead of a forest.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too dumb to clear even regular bosses, what do?
    I mean, besides farming like a madman.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real question but in what scenario am i supposed to reliably use dartling gunners and aces? i always feel for the initial price and upgrade costs its far more effective and money efficient to go for other units.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dartling you use if you're willing to micro manage it. It's amazing in open maps and can tear through a lot of things.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dartlings are best on paths with straight lines or zigzags where you can easily line it up. Late-game, Hydra Rocket Pods can be a strong supplement to any setup and the ability is functionally similar to a Blade Maelstrom.
      Ace baseline is pretty damn bad and will leak constantly without supplemental damage/upgrades. Once you start getting tier 3s, Ace becomes very reliable. Bottom path is great for general clear, top for MOABs with decent clear, and middle for supporting damage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dartlings are for when you want to win the game. Aces are for when you want lower your fps quicker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly only use the middle path dartling to deal with the tier 2 boss but as the other anon said it's great if you're willing to micro manage it.
      Top path has good dps but it is expensive.
      Ace is good for cheapt anti moab with the top path but I don't use it much myself. Middle is great if you know WHEN to use the ability but that is so annoying I never bother.
      And spectre is the spectre.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dartlings are for when you want to win the game. Aces are for when you want lower your fps quicker

        Dartlings are best on paths with straight lines or zigzags where you can easily line it up. Late-game, Hydra Rocket Pods can be a strong supplement to any setup and the ability is functionally similar to a Blade Maelstrom.
        Ace baseline is pretty damn bad and will leak constantly without supplemental damage/upgrades. Once you start getting tier 3s, Ace becomes very reliable. Bottom path is great for general clear, top for MOABs with decent clear, and middle for supporting damage.

        Dartling you use if you're willing to micro manage it. It's amazing in open maps and can tear through a lot of things.

        Cheers, guess ill try and use dartling gunner for a few games and try and get a better feel for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I lock it on any map with a big straight way especially if there's one at the spawn, nothing even gets through until the moabs start coming.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since monkey's are our genetic brothers who aren't as smart as us, does that mean being into ape furries is like being into the mentally moronic?

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chos

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    which monkey do you think has the fattest fricking nuts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whichever one I'm currently balls-deep inside

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone is drawing, please consider drawing cute smol girl monke under water wearing gear: https://litter.catbox.moe/yppeif.png
    Maybe finding a chest of bananas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bonus if it's Adora.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As long as its cute like this

        glue gunners, with or without suit?

        What are his demands?

        pay me

        >

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bro what the frick im I supposed to do with 20 monkey money, thats not even enough for a single trap

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >not paying in bananas

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Monke money can be exchanged for goods and services.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pay me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that you Codyboy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do not trust you because your image posting priviledges are banned.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like btd 5 more, don't know why

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything to do with monkey money after you've unlocked all the heroes, aside from skins? I'm sitting on 52k.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey Knowledge
      Heroes
      Continues
      Those are the only uses I think, I never use powers so I don't even consider buying them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      powers

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    handfeet footjobs

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sexy male monkeys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post proof

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who should I unlock next after Adora?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who haven't you unlocked?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just Adora. She carried me through Deflation maps and this latest Odyssey.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sauda or Benjamin since they're so good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed with other anon. Sauda carries most maps' early game due to good DPS, innate camo detection and nice panic abilities. Easy to use her to grind for the rest of heroes. Meanwhile Benjamin isn't that special on regular game modes, but he's practically mandatory for boss events.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CHIMPS and Boss levels are way too hard I just end up looking how to beat them online because otherwise I simply don't know what the meta actually is.
    How am I supposed to know what monkeys are good and what is dealing most damage and how to maximize DPS by resources.

    Once I have every monkey maxed out, it's very very hard to improve without some guide telling you what the meta is. Like beyond the basic gameplay of how bloons work and what hits what, it's just hard to figure shit out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me? I only do easy/med/some hard maps.
      Never do bosses or chimps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't help that the in game descriptions of all their abilities don't tell you everything they do. Sauda, for example, recently got a rework and shreds bloons that have multiple debuffs or damage over time on them but the game itself doesn't tell you that. It's all buried in the patch notes option which will inevitably be replaced by the next one's changes

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this might be the only game ever i buy with my dick

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since when was this game $14
    I could've sworn it was always 10 bucks.
    I'm a dirty pirate but does buying the game actually get me anything good?
    Can I transfer my save data or will I have to complete every map again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bruh
      you can see bump yourself

      >It goes on sale for less than a dollar regularly
      I keep hearing that but according to SteamDB it hasn't gone bellow 1,7€ since at least March of 2021, maybe even longer since I'm to much of a paranoid schizo to log-in.

      >why price hike?
      because frick you, that's why

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They raised the price relatively recently, I think a few weeks ago?
        If you use a ninja kiwi account I assume it is easily transferable, otherwise I have no idea

        Thats moronic
        I was planing on getting it during the next sale, but as long as its a dollar or two I'll still buy it.
        One more thing if I just hack the game and give myself everything instead of grinding it all over again will they ban me?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They'll flag your account as a cheater
          You will be able to still play the game normally for single player shit
          But for the multiplayer aspects, you'll only be able to host matches. You won't be able to join someone else's game or do anything else related to multiplayer.
          You can know if your account is flagged if there are two leaves in the options menu button like in this pic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, I don't care about multiplayer anyways. I was just worried they've gone full israelite and prevented you from playing a game that you bought.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They raised the price relatively recently, I think a few weeks ago?
      If you use a ninja kiwi account I assume it is easily transferable, otherwise I have no idea

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Quincy is the son of Quincy did he clone himself or does that just mean his dad was too lazy to even add a "jr" to his son's name?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It means his family is doing the perpetual X, Son of X joke

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are the general strategy in normal boss and elite boss? Sometimes I don't even know what I am doing and I always ends up in tier 2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Farm as much as you can until just before the boss round then sell farms to deal with whatever gimmick the boss has, resume farming when its dead or you're confident in your defence. Repeat until tier 5.
      Elite is just annoying to trial and error without a guide so I don't always do them

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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