Bros. I just realized how AMAZING retirement homes will be for us

>NEET life, unlimited tendies
>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
>Gamers all locked in a building together, bored
>Instead of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
>Sunday morning for the godless Smash fans
You ARE saving for retirement, right anon?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes we had this thread yesterday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And we will have it tomorrow
      And the day after that
      And the day after that
      etc etc

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are going to invent immortality and we will have to work for eternity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully I'm already too old for me to be useful by then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are they gonna do if i don’t? shoot me?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Femur breaker machine for life. You might be immortal but you still feel pain, retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck is a femur breaker machine and who would be putting him in it and what's their motivation? Are you actually schizophrenic?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't have a femur breaking machine in his school
            lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't, then they'll just leave you to be homeless on the streets and die, aged, decaying, and alone.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to work first before you can retire.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks retirement will still be a thing
    lol

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope I die on the toilet at home before I end up locked in a house with a bunch of autistic stinking dweebs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a zoomer that's never been to a LAN party.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our generation will not have access to retirement homes

    If lucky your kids will take care of you, if you are not?

    Well i hope you don't mind rotting in your own shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a diaper fetish so I dont mind at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If lucky your kids will take care of you
      What kids? I can't imagine many people here have kids even after the huge influx of normalfags.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd make a horrible husband/father so I guess having that choice made for me one fringe benefit of being a loser

        >millenial or zoomer
        >"saving for retirement"
        NGMI

        I try to live below my means and I put a huge amount of the money I make into my Vanguard mutual fund, Roth IRA, and my 403b at work. I doubt it will mean anything considering the trajectory of the world/economy but I have to try. I just hope when the nukes start flying my relatives and I are killed instantly and die painlessly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Our generation will not have access to retirement homes
      I hope we can all just take the Canada-pill and end ourselves before we need one then.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you're getting sponge baths, you're getting barely trained and overworked filipino care assistants giving you a sub-5 minute rinse and dry because you're so weak and decrepit you can't move let alone play video games, that's if you don't also have severe chronic pain or dementia, preventing you from playing vidya at all

    the only based way to get old is to be fully independent and living with your lovely loyal wife of several decades at home at the time of your death, whether you're playing vidya or shitposting at that age is optional

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My grandpa had full mobility, could walk around just fine but faked being infirm everytime it came to bath time in his retirement home just to make them scrub his ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based but your grandpa was lucky, if the staff are so fucking shit they can't note or update glaringly obvious inconsistencies in patient mobility then there were probably many other things they missed

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Standard of living will collapse before you even get to enjoy retirement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Standard of living will collapse and all of us will do absolutely nothing about it, right? Billions of young people will just accept their fate and totally not riot to hang whoever's in charge who made their lives miserable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Billions of young people will just accept their fate and totally not riot to hang whoever's in charge who made their lives miserable.
        they already have. they have enough dopamine apps to quell any buildup of emotions within them so the pendulum can keep swinging between an individual's depression and anxiety inducing slave labor and their daily intake of happy and pleasurable media, games, apps, social media, etc. you will be a slave and you will be happy.

        by playing video games over 1 hour per day as well as communicating with a large amount of people who do the same thing and have nothing in their lives, you are already them. you are doing nothing to solve the problem. stop playing video games and leave Ganker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is a labor movement swelling right now and you'd be myopic to not see it, unionization is surging for the first time in generations and our youngest generation is ingesting loads of communist propaganda via tiktok

        They try to distract us with the cultural wedges issues but it's not working well enough

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
    >>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
    morning for the godless Smash fans
    Bingchud cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is bingchud supposed to mean? Can you zoomers use English?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintenchud basically

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
          >>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
          morning for the godless Smash fans
          Bingchud cringe

          Why are TDS cases like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mentally ill sónyggers lingo.
        Don't bother yourself.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope I die in a nuclear blast before I get old. Or just genocided in a war. I don't want to get old, only misery awaits.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cigarettes will get extinguished on your forehead

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your reflexes will be so shit that you will be only able to play brainless turnbased jrpgs like this granny
    Buy will always forget the plot halfway in cause of the old age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll get to replay Yakuza forever

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol society will have collapsed by the time any of us get to retirement age.
    Best case you go out painlessly in a blaze of nuclear fire.
    Worst case you freeze to death hungry in a concrete block somewhere.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Guilty Gear Xrd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather kill myself than going on a "retirement" home

      Man what a terrible Slayer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's this pussy shit with censoring player names, and who started it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know damn well its some gay that has 600 hours on Fortnite and can't handle the ridicule.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
    Meanwhile in the real world. It's going to be blacks and brown people "taking care" of you. They will torture you, give you a bath once per week they will post videos of themselves punching you online for laugh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to be pouting in your room while the rest of us play Tekken for the last Viagra, which Susan promised to accompany with a leathery footjob.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will be retiring

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hanging out with any of you.
    I'd rather have them pull the plug.
    Can't imagine a worse fate than being stuck with autismals like you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't want to jam to 70+ year old butt rock as autismos try to go fast on their shit filled scooters and eat the bugs?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you honestly think the world is going to be comfy when we retire? shit is fucked.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re going to die in the pod and immigrant workers will abuse and neglect you. You will live in concentration camp conditions when society doesn’t know what to do with all these useless old people.

    VR will probably be pretty good though so you probably won’t care that much. You’ll be hanging out with naked e-bois all day in your mind.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wonder why she never had kids she seems so sweet and imagine being a late bloomer weeb at the end of your life

    coming home and your wife is screeching about some new jrpg....comfy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone's reproductive organs work.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Retirement
    ahhhhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only those who contribute to society get to retire. sorry neets - you're fucked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got me a pension coming. Not only a retirement home, but with bourbon and Marlboros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey fuck you I build other people's hourses for a living, let me at least own my own when Im too old to wipe my own ass

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope. you will be forgotten and abused by 4th worlders who get paid to beat and abuse you.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Implying all of us won’t have to work until death.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
    you will get beaten to death by a moron nurse

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >millenial or zoomer
    >"saving for retirement"
    NGMI

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm planning to kill myself before hitting 50 y.o. mark

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sexy nurses
    do you mean black women who hate you just because you're white and who will treat you like shit/beat you?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds amazing, but I have a feeling that I will be still at work in my 60-70s. I can see myself retiring at 80 but not living comfortably with how the world is going right now.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you add the hellish regret of never having experienced teenage love, sex, affection and a succesfull career.. do any of these things mater?

    Eventually you realize that you missed out on everything. The pain will be so hellish that you will scream every day till the inevitable end comes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, I'm married with 3 kids. Go outside.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off normie. Fake gamers do not belong here.

        >has sex
        >has job
        >has kids

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2000 hrs on Jagged Alliance 2. My oldest daughter is more of a gamer than you. I bet you watch Twitch.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WAAAAH GAMING IS SEKRIT KLUB FOR WEAK, UNINTELLIGENT LOSERS WITH NO TALENTS LIKE MEEEE!
          Lmao no and it will never be. It's not our problem if you picked up gaming to overcompensate. We picked up gaming because we love it. Get on our level and have sex/touch grass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not my fault that people don't like me
      never offended anyone, was always polite and helpful to everybody

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should have offended a couple of retards, bro. You can't go through life without making enemies and standing your ground and you can do all of this and still have integrity and value good manners and good behavior. You just have to understand that, sometimes, it is crucial for you to earn respect to drop it all to put someone back in his place.
        Machiavellian thinking. That moron got a bad rep because everyone is a fucking hypocrite saying "EVIL BAD!!!!" whilst commiting evil behind closed curtains and behind people's back and they don't have the guts to own up to their own capacity to commit evil. Machiavelli understood that there is no good without bad. No good manners without rudeness and fucking retards don't deserve your best behavior. Nothing should be unconditional. Do not be unconditionally good. People have to pay a figurative price for your better side.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not hellish. Eternal torture is hellish. That would look like a joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >teenage love
      That's a permavirgin meme. You never know you never wanted something once you actually get it. Rose tinted romance with an insecure girl that ends up in you being cheated on, blowing your cloud 9 experience away in one fell swoop being one of them.
      Stop watching romcom.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a yes retirement homes
    >they syphon all your pension adjusting the price depending on how much you make
    >moron nurses steal your stuff and hit you if you complain
    >mess up your meds on purpose and steal the good ones for profits
    >get the shittiest food possible worth a few cents yet pay top dollars for it
    >steal your furniture by kindly offering you equip your room with your own furniture, keeping it when you pass away
    >leave you in your shit for hours
    >turn you into a zombie to keep extracting money from you as long as possible while doing as little work as possible

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
    lol you're going to get abused by some brown subhuman who stole all your belongings

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retirement home
    MAID

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the retirement age for my birth year is over 70
    >if you make it, here's what the retirement home and home care will serve you for 10 euros per lunch
    >meanwhile the nurse will steal your shit
    >....if they even bother to check up on you

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retirement will be abolished worldwide soon and you'll have to work till you die.
    I'd still kill myself before living in a retirement home

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're literally gonna buttfuck the zoomers harder than boomers fucked us. It's gonna be hilarious. We'll have guaranteed retirement and UI at age 70 and they'll have 85% taxes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's gonna be hilarious.
        Yes, repeating the very cycle that put you in your miserable situation and what makes every millenial cry nonstop about "WAAAH MUH BOOMERS!". Hilaaaarious.

        Also, you do realize that zoomers are like, what, 10-15 years apart from us? They'll hang out in the same retirement complexes as you. It's our kids you are planning on laughing at.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get dunked on.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why not just die now you miserable gay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Retirement will be abolished worldwide soon and you'll have to work till you die.
      when this happens there will be the biggest holocaust of the rich and powerful the world has ever seen. also all the hook noses will die in a fire and will completely cease to exist. only future fairy tales will mention them like the Harry Potter books.
      The Zoomers will go down in history as the Zyclon B Generation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will unironically have at least a 60% tax rate and own nothing. Weekends will be spent door dashing in a borrowed car to pay for only fans.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck playing any fast paced games when you're old. You'll inevitably start losing your interest in competitive games, because each year you'll suck more and more until you can't stand getting bodied by zoomers anymore in games where you once thought yourself capable.

    Old age is turn-based JRPG time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Old age is turn-based JRPG time.
      sounds based 2bhwumf (2, short for to be honest with u, shot for you, my senpai, short for family)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's half of the appeal of the retirement home idiot. All the games you can't compete online in anymore you're back to a level playing field with. Nobody has the edge in soul calibre 2 between a 78 year old and an 83 year old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game design will change to accommodate us. Old fucks are about to become a goldmine in the industry. Tons of people who grew up with games will soon have real money.

      >because each year you'll suck more and more until you can't stand getting bodied by zoomers anymore in games where you once thought yourself capable.

      This is already a non-issue with SBMM. You can play fortnite with your feet and it'll eventually put you in a matchmaking bracket that gives you victory royales regularly.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retirement homes cost like $5k/mo to live in an apartment. For the same money you could just live in a normal house and hire a cute asian cat maid.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retirement homes where I live are notoriously scammy and known for terrible living conditions and services. I don't know where that whole made up pipe dream came from, but you sound like you don't know much about what's going on out there.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by then we'll have robot butlers to take care of us
    we wont have to live in retirement homes
    especially if I keep extending my life and prevent getting old

    >Instead of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
    >Soul Caliber Tuesdays
    >Sunday morning for the godless Smash fans
    you could do all that now...

    >You ARE saving for retirement, right anon?
    nah, more likely the economy will collapse, all savings will be wiped, UBI gets put in and robots do everything

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's all assuming you have the money to afford living in a retirement home, which costs $4500 a month. If you're a NEET who doesn't have a job or money saved up, you're shit outta luck.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So many fucking NEETs angry in this thread at the fact that workers will get what they have now and they'll be living in a homeless shelter once mom dies.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally none of this is correct. retirement homes are basically just mental hospitals for old folks. they drug them until they can't even sit up straight and then abuse them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bible belt bro. Don't go to a coastie home.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>NEET life, unlimited tendies
    you will eat slop (with bug protein)
    >>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
    >user was banned for being racist outside /b/
    all locked in a building together, bored
    imagine the stench
    of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
    >heavy implications behind this
    >>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
    i want to fuck ivy
    morning for the godless Smash fans
    make them in the open, that way you don't need air scrubbers removing the stench

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What implications? I stand by the fact that the complex map with proximity mines is still the best multiplayer shooting you can find.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What implications?
        >implying there's gonna be a working n64 with goldeneye and 4 controllers
        >implying there's gonna be a tv that you can plug that console in
        >implying they're gonna emulate it on pc and use a screen projector to display it
        >implying it won't be a shitfest between those that want to play the original, one of the multiple remakes or even perfect dark
        >implying they'll let you play it after some old cunt rages so hard it dies of a heart attack after getting fragged one many times
        >implying they won't sedate you from 8PM to 8AM so you don't bother them
        i'm not shitting on the game, but times change

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm there I have my 64 and my 42" CRT.

          >45
          try 25

          Nah, they still expect you to at least try in the 30s. Sluts of any age, but most women still want dinner and ass kissing.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Instead of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
    >Soul Caliber Tuesdays
    >Sunday morning for the godless Smash fans
    suicide it is, then

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really understand why everyone in this thread posts about retirement homes, I thought those were only for disabled people.
    My grandpa died at 97 and he was living in his own house, woke up at 7, showered, and did his usual farm shit like tending to the chickens and cutting wood and running around town to bring back water from the well and bags of coals back home.

    How fucking decrepit and demented is your bloodline that you think you'll need to have people take care of you when you're most likely in your mid 20s now you shitters?

    Just fucking exercise and take care of yourself to the absolute minimum.
    Is this like some american cultural thing or something?
    Is a retirement home something different I'm not aware of?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retirement homes are how bitter adults get back at their neglectful boomer parents. Normal well adjusted people don't have these cruel family dynamics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How fucking decrepit and demented is your bloodline that you think you'll need to have people take care of you when you're most likely in your mid 20s now you shitters?

      Homes are more modern age due to the capitalism maximization. But other cultures like eastern ones just have the family do it by having the parents move in with the young or being extremely close.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But other cultures like eastern ones just have the family do it by having the parents move in with the young or being extremely close.
        This hasn't been the case for most countries.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting. Know an Indian family in the states about 40s who do the pooled resources thing with their family. College kids and their elderly parents live in one giant ass house.

          Sad to see go in way.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It depends on the family, but most younger people who are well-off usually just live on their own and barely notice their grandparents or even call them. Our generation is also completely fucked so we can't really take care of the elderly, this decade is probably gonna be one of the worst ones in terms of financial and independent stability.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >just live on their own and barely notice their grandparent

              I avoided my grandparents because they thought less of me for being a heathen.

              Don't be a shithead to your kids/grandkids and they won't avoid you.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her videos are fake,i refuse to believe someone can be that PATHETIC at her age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's LITERALLY a more hardcore gamer than you. Cope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iirc her daughter died in an accident or something so she was left alone with her husband in old age
      seems pretty real

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to psychiatrist
    >he tells me it's ok to be a 30 year old virgin because it's easy to get laid with grannies when you are an old man
    I'm not making this up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well he's not wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once women hit 45 or so they pretty much drop all the horseshit. If they're single and at the bar and accept a drink from you just ask her to fuck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >45
        try 25

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based
      imagine getting a no teeth blowjob holy shit my penis is getting hard just thinking about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is he talking about women marry older men marry younger

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to be working until im dead. If i retire it will be at age 70. Social security is not keeping up with inflation.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are RETARDED if you think it'll be sexy nurses and not grotesque fat black women. LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a CNA at a care home, I can vouch that most nurses are in fact a mix of both fat mexican women and black women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        be honest, how many of them abuse the elderly?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well one example just the other day, they've been telling these bed ridden elderly that they have to get out of bed themselves and dump their own Urinals. Some of these people have missing legs from diabetes or broken hips/ankles from falling or being overweight. So I'd say they're pretty fucking shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            goddamn that's awful, if i ever get this decrepit then i'll just kill myself if my family can't even bother to take care of me. don't wanna be abused by some obese sheboon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't blame you man. After being a CNA I never want to end up in a care home. Its not just the CNAs and nurses that don't care. Your insurance will try to find ways to fuck you too. Many people lost their physical therapy because ONE DAY they felt too ill and couldn't do it. Its pretty sad man.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You ARE saving for retirement
    *Laughs at delusional* You think that's retirement home futures you're breathing?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank you for choosing Virtual Living Senior Solutions™ Mr. Anon. If you would kindly step into the VR Pod we will give you all your vidya needs shortly.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
    I don't know where you live, but where I come from most retirement home nurses are middle aged bitter immigrant women that barely know the language.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies
    frozen over mush
    >sexy
    go into a home sometime
    >locked
    Old assholes you hated online now without their virtual rewards
    >goldeneye
    you'll be knocked out by 7
    >tue
    More like applepie tue (providing you kept your levels in check)
    >sun
    24/7 fortnite. And you'll like it

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NEET life
    >Tendies
    >Sexy nurses
    Pfffhahahahahah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nursing homes are the scariest shit honestly. The videos from these places is just disgusting.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a friendly reminder to all you marriedfags. You will die before your wife and ill be banging her in the most disrespectful ways, as she spends all your life insurance money on my gambling addiction.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait... you dudes don't actually believe these retirement homes will actually be functional by the time you retire? You're basically fucked. Better hope you die before you get too old to move.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon as I need help wiping my own ass is soon as the trigger is pulled.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >regrets on my mind so day
    >coping with physical and mental pain
    >waiting for death
    Haha awesome can't wait bros it's gonna be epic

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retirement homes are fucking dreadful, my grandma is in one and everytime I go visit here I feel drained and depressed. Pretty sure euthanasia is more humane.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 30 yo
    >play an excruciating 3h long AoE2 game
    >hands hurt

    I could do 6h playthroughs when I was a kid. I can't imagine being able to play vidya for too long if you're old enough to be abandoned by your family.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retirement
    As if. In fifty years I wouldn't be surprised if families or governments start exporting their elderly somewhere else because they are such a drain. Social security certainly won't exist anymore. Certain governments like Canada are already trying to euthanize their terminally ill under the guise of assisted suicide.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon as old stop voting, its over for them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've been saying SS would go bankrupt any year since the 80's. It'll only disappear if republicans get enough power to take it away.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        UBI for everyone over 50, parents, disabled. Everyone else gets zero help. Zoomers gonna pay up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if social security does hang on for fifty more years it will be worthless for a majority of the retired compared to how much money people put into it.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We will have debt instead of retirement, if we escape the nuclear hellfire that awaits us for being bad goyim.
    The best time to play bidya was like a decade or two ago.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you do realize retirement homes cost anywhere from 10k -15k a month right anon?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes you think you gonna live to that age.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how AMAZING retirement homes will be for us
    you will literally forget how to even play games properly. you won't have the reaction speed for most modern games. you will be playing stories kids several generations younger want to play, it might not be what you like.

    the food in retirement homes is horrific. you are likely to be in pain or have a chronic illness. with every year your chance of dementia increases and gaming will be over when that happens. You won't even be able to play bingo.

    the best option is to live life while you can, enjoy games while you can. when you are old life will be fucked and ending it will be the best option.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can play all of my favorite games again like if it was the first time
      wtf I love dementia now????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've never touched a vagina.

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