Gabe shows up at your house and beats you to death with a metal bat. They're not making money on this, they need you to buy their games on steam, not pirate everything.
shorting electronics and exploding battery.
Basically, they made this video to "Warn" people not to open the thing, but in all honesty, it's the same as any other midsize portable device, so the "Can kill you" is a massive overstatement.
Ive got a switch and I might buy a stramdeck after a year of waiting and seeing. As much as I like the switch id rather have something stronger and capable of playing switch games and emulating ps2/psp games. After what Nintendo did with the "new" switch model I'd rather get something better
but how will it end your life OP? can u spare us the clickbait
insert portal joke here
You enjoy your Steam Deck and live a long and happy life and die of old age among your loved ones
>buy Nintendo™ Switch® instead
>alienate all your love ones
>die alone
Your choice, anon.
i smell a lawsuit
Gabe shows up at your house and beats you to death with a metal bat. They're not making money on this, they need you to buy their games on steam, not pirate everything.
Probably the power supply holding a charge and zapping Black folk
battery can make fire if damaged like every other portable device
shorting electronics and exploding battery.
Basically, they made this video to "Warn" people not to open the thing, but in all honesty, it's the same as any other midsize portable device, so the "Can kill you" is a massive overstatement.
The deck is confirmed to be Samsung quality: The battery can explode if the wires are tampered and it can brick by simply touching the board.
Ie. like every other modern electronic device on the planet
all journalists regardless of race and nationality should be dragged out back and shot with a .45 ACP
Fpbp /thread
why would I buy a SteamDeck when I already have a system that plays all of the best games available?
Why do you have to shit up a thread with your shitty b8? Get it together you fricking loser
The Steam Deck is a Chinese ripoff tier PC. It's not aimed for anywhere near the same people as the Switch.
True, the Switch is aimed at children and manchildren.
Because now it's portable.
Ive got a switch and I might buy a stramdeck after a year of waiting and seeing. As much as I like the switch id rather have something stronger and capable of playing switch games and emulating ps2/psp games. After what Nintendo did with the "new" switch model I'd rather get something better
At a silky smooth 20 FPS.
gameplay > FPS
have fun playing Deltatroon: Extra Quirky Edition
Deltarune is on switch dumny. And given nips don't use computers as much for gaming, shitloads of people probably play it on switch.
FPS isn't a graphics thing you moronic frick. Better FPS means smoother gameplay.
>640p@24fps
B U T T E R Y!
they're just covering their asses. OP literally has a higher chance of getting a girlfriend than dying from opening the steam deck
why can the aya neo fit 2280 m.2 drives and this thing can't?
>literally die
Well, look at what happened to that Black's hands
It's as ok as you having a phone
something was already made that plays all games worth playing anyways.
what is actually worth playing on a sneed dick?
That thumbstick placement is awful. That'd hurt to play after a few minutes.
Anything that's on PC. You have over 20 years worth of games available plus ypu can emulats anything up to PS3
>acting like the PS3 wasn't anything more than a more expensive blueray player.
It totally is, but there's like, 7 games that are worth emulating.