>Can bash. >Can slash. >Can kick monster ass

>Can bash
>Can slash
>Can kick monster ass
Do you really need anything else?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes i do actually, a good weapon that isn't designed for babies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that was a deranged response to a question
      No discourse, just trash talking

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot you can use items without sheathing. I do too but it's still pretty great.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is the only good weapon in MHF1.
    I wanted to use a hammer but it's fricking unusable and only Lance is semi-usable otherwise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most weapons suck in Gen 1/2
      Gen 3 truly fixed a lot of weapons
      Even SnS, it didn't have the shield bash until Tri
      Great Sword is usable because it's so simple but even so, the lack of any follow up moves after the charge attack make it feel a lot less smooth, and Monster Hunter 1 didn't even have the FRICKING CHARGE ATTACK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SnS was added in MH4. It does not exist in gens 1-3.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is the backstep really that important?
          I mean for me yes it's fun but most people went with Striker style in GU even though it removes it. It's still fun without it it's just more fun with it (Which is why I use Guild frick the extra art)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird, cause I played it in FU and 3rd and had fun.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Bullets.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty kino. I switched to it from the hammer. Hammer got really stale after a while, I don't know what the frick they were thinking with that stupid fricking charging mechanic that adds nothing but tedium to the moveset.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why settle for sword and shield when you can have sword and shield that turns into a giant chainsaw axe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charge Blade is anime slop frickshit for ADHD zoomzooms. Same as IB and Longsword. Swax kinda is too, but since the players are vastly less incompetent than the LStards and fill the same tailcutting niche, they're cool in my book.

      Also
      >damage numbers
      Frick outta here worldbab

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >worldbab
        rise was my first monster hunter game :]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NPC post

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because playing it in World is a miserable experience.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that it's the favorite weapon of cryptotrannies is very telling.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me unga

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does this thing say about me?

      Based morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unga & Bunga Ltd

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I main every melee weapon except Lame Sword and Cringe Blade

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this thing say about me?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >until GU
      You enjoy the taste of cardboard
      >GU
      Trampoline enthusiast
      >Worldborne
      Highest order kino enjoyer
      >Risebreak
      Peak king of chads, bows to no one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You like moves with broken motion values in gen 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spin2win 2: electric ungaloo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have extra money to buy another controller

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only Blademaster weapons I never really got into are Long Sword, Dual Blades, and Switch Axe. LS because my friend always mained it and I didn't want to jack his style, DB because it seems braindead, and SA because idk it looks complicated

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat raging brachydios for the first time. What a fun fricking fight. That's how a hard fight should be, frick rajang's bullshit.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only answer

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, that tiny knife cant blow up a monster body parts, also that tiny shield cant hold back against monster charging directly
    t. rare gunlance enjoyer

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can shoot
    >can shoot
    >can also shoot

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run SnS
    >ask first wyverian for trivia
    >your weapon is rank 11 (out of 14)
    I blame short range and shield doesn't act cool like CB shield does with out of the ass LOL GP animations.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This weapon from P3rd until World is perfection
    FU version sucks and Rise version sucks
    Luckily I can just play GU instead of ever touching Rise again for what they did to the Hunting Horn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aerial hunting horn is the most fun hh
      i hope that if they continue to make more aerial effects then you can actually dodge attacks that have the model under yours instead of the hitbox being an invisible cylinder that is higher than the model, they did it in Gen so why didn't they do it for rise? doesnt make any sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys secondary.
      2nd recital mode is literally peak and Frontier HH is the undisputed best iteration.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    people call hammer unga bunga but i felt like a sperg button masher playing sns, main damage dealer attack animation even makes you look like a flailing spastic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only non-Unga weapons in MH are GS, Lance, and the bowguns. but unga is good bunga is fun

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to play as a lefty

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hack the strongest weapon in game
    >every monster still needs 3 hours to die
    I regret paying $30 for this garbage of a game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only played this turd

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >filtered by the most casualized entry to this franchise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i remember actually defeating tigrex in this mission because i thought its the objective

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those complaints
        I actually like that the games don't have that.
        Beasts are usually very big and have different areas you can target so lock-on would only get in the way.
        No health bar because it's more fun to see them limping or fall over instead.
        Slow weapons raise the stakes and require that you actually commit to your hit instead of half-assing and rolling away at any point.
        The only thing I would add is recommended weapon power for briefings so newbies won't be confused whether the monsters should take so long to kill or not (unless it's already in the later entries).

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A spear.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunting Horn bros
    How can I improve my gameplay? It's taking so fricking long to kill monsters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use a weapon that's not support weapon or use SOS and watch the others kill the monster while you suck their dicks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HH
        >support
        If you don't know the optimal way to use a weapon you shouldn't be discussing it.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so bored of mhr now at investigation level 220. I play sns, I want to switch to another weapon but it would take me so long to build up another gear set and make 7 different elemental weapons and level them all up.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the shield look like a tamagotchi device?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you are as old as dinosaur shit and you want to go back there is no going back

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't switch axe "gameplay" just spamming the attack that swaps between the sword and the axe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like most weapons gameplay is just spamming your optimal move whenever you have the opening

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it very much isn't

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's morph attack > one or two sword attacks > morph attack > morph attack > one or two sword attacks > etc

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a good game

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can bash
    >Can slash
    >Can kick monster ass
    Do you really need anything else?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING BACK AA FLARES OR ILL KICK A PUPPY

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