>Celeste is a 2018 platform game developed and published by indie studio Maddy Makes Games.[a] The player controls Madeline, a young woman with anx...

>Celeste is a 2018 platform game developed and published by indie studio Maddy Makes Games.[a] The player controls Madeline, a young woman with anxiety and depression who aims to climb Celeste Mountain. During her climb, she encounters several characters, including a personification of her self-doubt known as Badeline, who attempts to stop her from climbing the mountain.
What the frick is wrong with modern game developers?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be millenial
    >make game
    >"Oh crap I almost forgot to fill the quota."
    >make character have "anxiety" and "depression"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person I'm also a millennial yet I don't feel the need to be like muh depression.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maddy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the main character is a self insert for the dev who trooned out soon after the game released
      Kek

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when everyone was memeing that this game was about abortion
    they had to change their tune after the dlc came out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a way trooning out is an abortion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean morons who never played the game? There was absolutely nothing that hinted at abortion. Fricking idiots on Ganker will believe anything.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But we were redeemed in the end because being a troony is a metric frickton worse than an allegory for aboriton.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the bad guy has kidnapped your girlfriend, go kick his ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game was much more fun than Celeste, had more content than Celeste, and came out years before Celeste did but morons payed more attention to Celeste because muh depression. I hate Celeste for the moronic troon storyline, but even more than that I hate it for having gameplay that's incredibly mediocre.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh deep meaningful something something spiritual emotional experience or something

    I heard it is a decent platformer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a bad platformer but story is incredibly gay.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't the main character's name Celeste that's moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not renaming it Celeste

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Badeline
    I bet whoever came up with that pun felt really clever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      took inspiration from the Nintendo school of "villainous counterpart" naming schemes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is Nintendo uses that sort of naming convention in games where the tone throughout is just as innocent and (for a lack of a better term) childish. You aren't going to be seeing many pun-based names in Nintendo games about depression and transitioning.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hihi i'm Daisy! 28, it/its, i'm looking for friends who are down to play some of the games i can't bully convince my husband to play with me - Mainly Valorant, Street Fighter 6 (Or any fighting game, really. i have way too many and miss having someone to play with and learn alongside) and i've been dipping into OW2 on occasion when i have the patience for QP players all sharing one collective brain cell.

    idk what else to day, really. i'm in mountain time, in case it matters, but my schedule is pretty free and i get lonely playing solo games all day lol. Preferably i'd have some friends around my own age but as long as you're over 18 and chill it's all good! Feel free to hit me up for my Discord ^^ (Bonus points for fellow stoners)

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fun platformer with good music.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This kinoge mindbroke countless chuddies. Trans rights won.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mentally ill people make good art, like in all of history
      doesn't change that trannies have a mental illness and will lose in the long run

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they retcon Madeline into being trans? Because I don't recall seeing anything representing that in the game. I just remember the general depression, anxiety, self-esteem parts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dev trooned out after the game came out and in """her""" lunacy started posting on Twitter about how the character was actually trans all along even though nothing in the game implies that besides the ending of a DLC showing a transcancer flag on a spot of the ending screen

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ignored Bridget's retcon about being trans so why do you so easily accept Madeline's retcon about being trans?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in one of the in game art pics there are the trans flags in madeline's room

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    great game tb h.
    the last great 2d platformer.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The player base of this game is all about gay rights yet they disqualified a speedrunner because he was playing Ram Ranch in the background

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the developer make the character trans years after the game came out?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check out I wanna be the guy fangames if you enjoyed a hard platformer like Celeste.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never played any of those games, recently I discovered I Wanna Maker (its free on steam) and the campaing was really good, I'm also enjoying the levels that get in the curated lists

      Which ones would you recommend? preferably ones focused more on platforming more than trolling you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I find it hard to recommend easy stuff to a beginner but I wanna Maker is great even if it has the problems of a lot of shit levels like mario maker.
        I'd say check out cwpat.me/beginner-fangames
        A classic one to start with is Not Another Needle Game https://delicious-fruit.com/ratings/game_details.php?id=12534

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks bro, I'll check those out. I'm not really a beginner when it comes to precision platformers but I'm not a pro either lol

          I already played Celeste and Super Meat Boy and was looking for similar games. I liked The End is Nigh but haven't finished it, I got stuck in a very hard part

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    trans

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In this case I don't care because the gameplay is good. I just skip all the cutscenes

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pirate this game after hearing it praise
    >It's just a shitty basic plateformer
    >Look we're filling 80% of the screen with spikes
    >Story is boring af

    Dropped it at the hotel, fricking glad i never bought it

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >millennial
    >American
    I have your two issues right here

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