Completely Unbelievable Video Game Plots

So according to this game, a newly moved-in housewife gets visited by some of the housewives and/or moms in the neighborhood and asks to play strip mahjong with her. If they're short one person, they invite any dude they know over as a 4th player.
Each time you lose a match, you strip a piece of clothing. If you run out of clothes to strip, you have to suck off the dude. If you lose again after that, you need to have sex with the dude while the other two housewives are watching and that ends the session.
That's completely ridiculous and unbelievable. Like, what happens if the dude runs out of clothes and he loses? The writer could have put in more effort and made it a little easier to swallow, you know?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Firstly, is this censored, and secondly, if not, sauce? Image searches give nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use Yandex. It's Mama Mahjong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon. I don't have that option because I'm phone posting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The name is literally in the title bar of the screenshot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and how am I supposed to get that into a search bar? manually, one character at a time? no.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >manually, one character at a time?
              Yes, you can do that now. There's better tools now you can use to do that.
              you'd do it, if you're really determined

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Use Yandex
        not that anon but is this shit so much better than google, i DO NOT believe russians have better algorithms than google so why don't they fix the reverse search already?
        is it a premium feature you have to pay for?
        are they hiding something?

        yeah its off topic but it's been driving me mad how badly image search is across multiple services

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Google used to work perfect until they started filtering shit with their crappy AI. Now instead of getting multiple sites with the same image you get some crappy natural language description of the image that isn't even accurate and no matches, thanks a lot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to be mama mahjong. The original should be explicit, but I doubt there is any translation patch.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A good old game of Hold it Poker

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously if he loses he has to suck his own dick, dumbass. Use you're brain

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The girls here aren't sluts, sorry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh they were sluts to be certain. They just weren't for you. Which is sad.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If they're short one person, they invite any dude they know over as a 4th player.
    >If you run out of clothes to strip, you have to suck off the dude.
    But what if they're not short one person, so there's no dude?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's another good question
      I mean you would never know because you play as the dude in this game, but would they end it when one of them loses all their clothes?
      It's just weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      milf yuri

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But what if they're not short one person, so there's no dude?
      Then the milfs just suck off whichever one of them has the least feminine penis.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting smart writing from ntr
    Come on anon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the ones where the girl isn' t a woodstock capitalist whore

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I forgot another weird rule
    ALL of them need to have stripped all their clothes before one of them losing forces her to suck the dude's dick.
    So if one of them loses and she's fully stripped but one of the girls is still wearing a panty, then nothing happens and you start a new a round

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Take strip mahjong, one of the simplest game in the world
      >Women have to add a bunch of fucking dumb rules to it because they can't play for shit
      God I hate women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be winner of every round
      >other two ladies are completely undressed
      >still have all your clothes
      >have to keep playing until you lose because if you don't nothing happens
      >get down to panties
      >lose
      >the blowjob clause is now in effect
      >get unlucky and lose again
      >have to be the one who enacts the blowjob clause
      >even though you won a large majority of the games
      >???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea that's exactly how it works in the game for the girls.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinly veiled hentai advertising thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome to contribute your own video game with a bullshit story, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember bullshit stories in my video games and I don't have hentai plot to shill sorry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't remember bullshit stories in my video games
          Because you don't actually play video games

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            VNs aren't video games

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well good thing this isn't a VN then.
              Like I said, you don't actually play video games

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I played strip mario kart with the last girl I was seeing. would recommend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's pointless, it needs to be a game in which the girl has a chance to win (even if RNG)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You clearly haven't played the newer mario karts they have a bullet bill item that pushes you to the front so little brothers can get the occasional win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played a strip card game with an ex-gf and she kept beating me
      When I was naked, I eventually just pushed the cards off the bed and dove into her

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    howthefuckdojapsreadlikethisandnotgoinsane?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they actually have periods and commas and other punctuation marks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't now japanese, but I know they have ponctuation marks and the way the hiragana and kanji are used helps telling words apart.

        I understand that but why does OPs pic do it? It's literally twowords with no space.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh
          well spaces/spacing is a different issue
          Imean,wecoulddoittoolikethisandwe'dstillbeabletounderstandwhattheotherguyissayingsinceit'sallaboutknowingwhereonewordendsandanotheronestarts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            plus in the screenshot, the spacing isn't close to being that bad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            an interesting linguistic quirk, like keeping the first and last letters the same but scrambling the middle. only works if the word is in your vocabulary. I imagine that character based languages are even more difficult since words can be written with different characters to give different connotations. I guess that the scrambling would just be ninsense for them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they'd probably be able to decipher it after eliminating the combinations that don't end up forming a logical sentence

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess they don't care when the words are simple or few? The way it's written there is easier to understand than our alphabet. The symbols are easier to tell apart and they don't become a visual mess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't now japanese, but I know they have ponctuation marks and the way the hiragana and kanji are used helps telling words apart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because japan has characters and key articles that tell you when a subject begins and when a subject ends. Sentence structure is very simple and easy to follow, once you understand it.

      The difficult part is understanding what the characters mean because for whatever backwards fucking reason they decided they wanted to steal chinese characters and copy it wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean they copied it wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's arabic
      how the fuck do you read arabic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with this
        it looks like a bunch of almost random squiggles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Arabic it is 100% clear where a letter ends if you know the alphabet and the letter forms.

        If you have the letters ب + ي + ت (three standalone letters), the non-final letters have a different, so that the actual components of the word are ﺑ + ﻴ + ت which combine to بيت. The actual words, unlike Japanese, are separated. It's just that all words are written in a mandatory cursive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          different form*

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complets games will never be translated in your lifetime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *hugs bro*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      better start grinding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Completely Unbelievable Video Game Plots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I misread that as "Molesto"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is Complets just dead now? Their website hasn't updated since 2020

    Shame, but not particularly surprising. Their output had been pretty shit since Mame as an artist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes they can be dead, but they leave their website up due to a sense of responsibility because that's the only place their customers can get update patches of their library of games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      complets died when mame, the original artist who created many of their earlier works including the OP, left the industry
      the consequences will never be the same again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's mame doing now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not drawing hentai

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bet if someone offered him enough money, he'd return for "one last game"

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mahjong doesn't exist. Have you ever seen a game of mahjong? Its impossible to follow the rules. There is a reason for that: mahjong is a scam, a milenary one.

    Before Christ, there was this strange cult, something close to the Assassins Creed cult dudes, but they scam money instead of killing. So their agents/cultist travel around Asia playing mahjong, scamming people that think they know how to play. But they dont know because its rules are fake.

    If you ever find someone telling you that they are mahjong players, just get outta there and call the police: they will be immediately arrested and put in prison without a trial. Ask any police officer about this (blacks please refrain) and they will tell you this very same story.

    Ay, the same goes with poker. Different cult, same scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They literally televise poker tournaments
      if you had mentioned Backgammon instead, this would actually be believable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they make tv tournaments and stuff: the more people they deceive to play, more money they get.

        Marketing, dude.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what about poker websites? hello?
          poker in movies?
          poker in books and comics?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's all made up
            every single example

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and yet we don't see anyone getting arrested on sight
              face it, just change it to backgammon because I'm sure that's an actual scam and there's no actual way to play that "game"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what about canasta

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dunno about that, but from a quick Google search, it's sort of like rummy, so it's probably some kind of variant that people actually play

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb hentai plotlines are my fetish ngl

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last of us
    They're going to create a vaccine for a fungal infection? That alone is ridiculous. And how are they supposed to give it to everyone with their shitty infrastructure? Literally 0 thought from the author holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's funny is the hentai version of these stupid zombie plots make more sense because you'd inject a female and male with the cure and they'd go out and fuck the zombies back to life and those newly-cured ones would fuck more and more of the remaining zombies until none are left.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah tlou makes even less sense since the zombies die off after about 20 years so if nobody would go outside of the quarantine zones the entire thing would be over in a few decades. It's just so retarded that even a porn plot looks competent in comparison.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have known my landlady and roommate all my life
    >landlady does my laundry and serves us dinner
    >roommate inexplicably hates me
    >we all share one bathroom
    >don't pay rent or bills
    >my college has lockers, a hall monitor, and a principal

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he invites another dude and sicks him off idiot

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a stripping game
    >Not Poker, not Chess, not Monopoly
    >Some random game either made up by the game creator or a game of Asian origin
    >Instructions in Japanese
    Damn I had to work hard for that fap. Stupid Yugioh stripping game. And the game they made you play wasn't even Duel Monsters. For what purpose???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frustration and friction results in a better fap when you finally do win

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man, if you're making a game about girls that play a card game, why wouldn't you make your game include said FUCKING card game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hard to do when you're just one dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would've if I had found it. Can't remember the name (Japanese).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based on the pic, dude is probably thinking on the one made by DrawGo!. that circle nuked their own stuff like 7 years ago and most of their games, pictures and doujins are rare as fuck, very few of their works are still on panda and the like, I been trying to recover their strip game that featured Cynthia from pokemon for ages without luck, in fact im %100 sure the only remnants of that game are my screenshots that still survive on paheal/rule34/boorus

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unbelievable video game plots
    I'm still not 100% sure that it was supposed to be "THEY TURNED SPENCER'S WIFE INTO HIS BIONIC ARM!" in Bionic Commando, but like, her DNA or neuro data or some shit.
    Like, what, did they just weird internet porn morph her body into a robo arm?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they took part of her body and crafted the arm around that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I figured they uploaded her brain to the arm so they sync better with Spencer. Like, she knows him better than anyone or some shit like that.
        Its not that stupid when you think of it like that, I just refuse to believe they turned the whole-ass lady into an arm.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isn't the arm pretty big?
          also his wife was bionic too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It don't know if its big enough to bionicle a lady into it. She didn't look THAT small, I mean.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's definitely either select parts of her spread around and inside the arm or something like her brain or "soul" is inside the arm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce on the gif?

          Looks like it could be fun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not him, but there's a poster of lyrical nanoha in the top-right near the end, so maybe it's connected to that or something by the same studio

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck i've seen this anime so long ago. I remember everything about it except the name

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not him, but there's a poster of lyrical nanoha in the top-right near the end, so maybe it's connected to that or something by the same studio

            Fuck i've seen this anime so long ago. I remember everything about it except the name

            Outbreak Company

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thanks

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Colonel: Hello X &/or Zero, saviors of the future who've killed Sigma three times at this point and who've single handedly stomped the Maverick revolution every time it rises, did you cause this terrorist attack?
    >X: I just spawned in three minutes ago.
    >Colonel: THAT'S IT. WE'RE USING ALL OUR MILITARY PROWESS TO KILL TWO DUDES.
    meanwhile
    >Sigma: Hello General, I'm Smegma and I have the perfect plan to stop Sigma whom we all believe is dead. Y'know how Sigma does evil stuff? Well, what if you did all the evil stuff first! Then he'd have nothing to do if somehow he resurrected and that would bored me to death.
    >General:... Shit, makes sense to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colonel was the one asked if he was the perpetrator on the attack on Sky Lagoon, you dipshit, not the other way around.

      Sigma just planted a seed of doubt into the General's mind that the Maverick Hunters were too eager to please the humans and hunt reploids and the like.

      I mean, MMX's plot aren't too deep, but they ain't that retarded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I won't entertain the idea of even watching a video of X4 to disprove you nor I but
        >X: Colonel did you do this terrorist attack?
        >Colonel: THAT'S IT. WE'RE USING ALL OUR MILITARY PROWESS TO KILL TWO DUDES.
        Oh whew. I guess that does fix everything and now everyone's actions are reasonable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Colonel: Hello X &/or Zero, saviors of the future who've killed Sigma three times at this point and who've single handedly stomped the Maverick revolution every time it rises, did you cause this terrorist attack?
          >X: I just spawned in three minutes ago.
          >Colonel: THAT'S IT. WE'RE USING ALL OUR MILITARY PROWESS TO KILL TWO DUDES.
          meanwhile
          >Sigma: Hello General, I'm Smegma and I have the perfect plan to stop Sigma whom we all believe is dead. Y'know how Sigma does evil stuff? Well, what if you did all the evil stuff first! Then he'd have nothing to do if somehow he resurrected and that would bored me to death.
          >General:... Shit, makes sense to me.

          >Colonel: Hello X &/or Zero, saviors of the future who've killed Sigma three times at this point and who've single handedly stomped the Maverick revolution every time it rises, did you cause this terrorist attack?

          I mean, you yourself wrote it, not me.
          >Colonel asking X/Zero if THEY were behind the attack, when it was them who asked HIM about it and to disarm to go to HQ.

          It's okay to have a brain fart. Take care of yourself anon.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you lose you have to suck off a dude while women watch you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, I think if you lose enough times, everyone just goes home

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you lose you have to fuck yourself in the ass with a dildo while another guy fucks your wife in front of you to see who finishes first. When you finish first, they just laugh and keep going.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    >When the pass user is also an avatar fag
    I dont even care about the thread but you are a gigantic morongay

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a game where you have to fuck woman to make your dick bigger and ron jeremey is in it. I think it was called bonertown or someshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would you know that fucking women doesn't make your dick bigger?
      Well?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read the description assuming you're a man.
    >Having to suck and getting fucked by a man if lost
    Not my thing really
    >Having to suck and getting fucked by a man if lost while winner women watch
    It's part femdom humiliation thing now so I'm sort of into it

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any strip mahjong game out there that is as content rich as Elf All Stars 3? My favorite thing in Elf 3 is being able to make girls play another time already naked after they lost. Also idle sprite variants in underwear/naked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm if you're talking about that feature specifically, probably not, unless the first 2 games also did it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That feature would be cool to have but mainly I want a lot of content.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          try Splush Wave's mahjong games, but they're not exactly strip mahjong, more like sex mahjong

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not exactly strip mahjong
            Pity, I like stripping. Will have a look anyway, thanks.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yea...no one makes strip mahjong games anymore these days, so I'm happy to take what I can get

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what happens if the dude runs out of clothes and he loses?
    He gets tied up and the girls get to do whatever they want with him haha. If he loses again he has to be stuck like that for a whole week haha oh nooo hahaha

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