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>Wasted legend spot they said
Damn right it's wasted, Astralis would do a number on these hideous fluking homosexuals
t. horin
seething thorin hater lmao
seething thorin simp lmao
>most appearances on a major analysts desk
>every tweet has fanboys melting down
>knew s1mple was the goat before anyone else
>owned shaq on national TV
>stopped doing broadcasts so he can do and say what he wants
>pro players always kneel to him in the end
>bows to no man
thorin haters on suicide watch
>most appearances on a major analysts desk
nip are the best team of all time
yeah in there prime they're probably like a top 5 team of all time
he might
>stopped doing broadcasts so he can do and say what he wants
lmao the cope
>h-he chose to fade into irrelevancy!
it's just so easy for a guy like Thorin. he cant help but make brainlets seethe. the sheer mention of his name sends tards in a tizzy
How's the bronze coin going Thorin?
How's the bronze coin going Thorin?
le you le just le know
do I fit in my fellow redditors XD?
redditchads eating good with vitality and heroic final
seethe more Gankercuck
cs2g when ?
Major isn't even over yet and thread is practically dead.
>antwerp major final
>under 1mil viewers
dead game
LAST CHANCE TO CALL THE MAJOR WINNER
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
https://strawpoll.com/polls/xVg7jaeJznr
>VITALITY FOR ZYWOO'S LEGACY AND THE GLORY OF THE HOME-CROWD?
>HEROIC IN A REDEMPTION ARC, UNDOUBTEDLY LOSING THE ONLINER LABEL AND VALIDATING CADIAN'S DECADE OF STRUGGLING?
>FAZE IN A RETURN TO THE TOP, CEMENTING KARRIGAN AS THE GOAT IGL AND TWISTZZ AS THE NA #1?
>LIQUID TO SAVE NA CS FROM BEING A PERMANENT JOKE, REVITALIZING THE SCENE?
>INTO THE BREACH AS SPIRITUAL HEIRS TO HENRY V AND THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON, WINNING IT FOR THE KING?
>APEKS TO ROUND OUT THE VARIOUS NAWWK, JKAEM, STYKO REVENGE TOURS?
>GAMERLEGION TO PROVE THEY AREN'T JUST ANOTHER SOULLESS EU MIX OF LEFTOVERS?
>MONTE TO PROVE THAT ALL NAVI REALLY NEEDED WAS A LITTLE HEART AND A JORDANIAN ROBOT WHO WINS 60% OF HIS ENTRIES?
VOTES CLOSE RIGHT BEFORE FAZE/HEROIC STARTS
I am winning it.
rate
I like it, it should make for a good final and I don't mind either faze or vitality winning. I wouldn't mind heroic being in the final if they weren't so underwhelming in all these finals they've played so far.
The first game today may be the most important in the entire playoff not counting the final lol
Sorry bro, its UK CS time to rise
>1/4
Impressive
Liquid is going ALL THE WAY... and then losing to shatter our NA hearts one last time
Ropz and twist have the uncanny ability to sense where 2-3 players are and then instantly kill each one in perfect succession.
ITS COMING HOME LADS
It might take some time, it might not be true temporarily but always, always bet on anglos. The worlds true master race.
Wonder if them and Apeks will survive the filter of teams actually planning against you.
saved
>fnatic and astralis
>about to lose an online bo1 qualifier
pick two
Since we are waiting for the major to start why don't we post our sickest plays? Here's my best ace.
He will not frick you
Tier 1 teams got too comfortable playing amongst each other
>why is he pushing the smoke, doesnt he know you dont push the smoke in tier 1
>navi, fnc, g2 gets destroyed by aggressive CS
That implies that CS2 was made or "released" so this close circle of T1 teams can stay together at the top
That's what great about this major and about CS in general, teams that always think in defaults will default to nothing.
I unironically think one of the reasons some tier 2 teams do so well on majors is sticker money.
imagine being a guy like kyxsan or BOROS earning more money from one game than you did in your whole career, times 20. everything else seems almost pressure free in comparison and a bonus for a goal already achieved, no wonder they are so high on momentum.
for a tier 2 player it's a financial boost like going from the Championship to the Premier League.
they were rarely getting invited too, only recently were the tier 2 teams getting invited to these "closed" "majors" between top teams. Hence, more upsets. Its not a co-incidence and these are not upsets. But the narrative takes over.
Partner leagues have made T1 teams soft. Pre 2019 there was never this many upsets because T1 teams played T2 often enough that they knew how they played
APEKS will unironically win the entire major
you misspelled ITB
pasha didn't cycle all the way for nothing
kuben is Apeks' coach
yeah those were the days
>no brazilians
>no ryssäs
>no asian team (duh)
>only NA team is made up of pure whites or honorary whites
looks like the white man's game is back on the menu, boys
>Americans
>white
white people come in all kinds of colors unlike other cookie cutter races :^)
Yeah and Americans aren't white.
that's wrong. there are many types of asians and blacks
>boros
>white
>spinx
>white
>twistz
>man
>French crowd booing the first mention of ITB
kek this playoff is gonna be spicy as frick, loving it
OK they also boo'd Heroic, Liquid (kinda)
and starting chanting KEOZ KEOZ KEOZ for GL hahaha love this crowd so far
Feeling Heroic here lads
i am cringing at the french host ngl
Heroic booed the frick out
Idk why It still surprises me, they are disliked all around the world it seems
all that matters is that I like them
jesus can GTR just frick off
I'm tired of seeing him in every single showmatch
zoomers malding at goat_right
he's an unfunny sperg
should I make a chud edit of kassad
da
im gonna be so fukcing pissed if heroic win this major
freya baring her legs for the finals
what an angel
i'm prety sure I could beat mauisnake up in a fight
is d2 not in the pool?
It was taken out of the pool, but don't worry because CS2 will be just d2.
good, i hope every bo3 decider in CS2 lans is D2.
oh no no no no no ahahahahahahahahahahaha
CS2 will have BO7 because anon said so
bo7 but they fight a different team every map
no more mickey mouse bo5 cointoss finals
Replaced with Anubis a while ago
All in on SLAVA.
>there’s already cs2 cheats, even some random tard on Ganker can make them
It’s over
>throwing a cheeky skine on an online faceit match casted by ddk and black ddk from their office
>monster cat tunes blasting during the breaks
>match ends in a blatant throw
>post picture of man inhaling helium tank on /vg/csgog
soulless zoomer morons will NEVER know this feel
>adult female
>wears skirts in public
(and that's a good thing)
have you told your parents yet?
told my parents what?
That you prefer men?
anon... i'm merely making a reference to a longstanding thread may may
sorry anon, I'm an old newbie, the last major I watched was the one were KQLY was banned just before it.
>adult female
>wears skirts in public
God I love women so much
>banks
ah frick, he's still employed
ITS
TIME
TO
KILL
MY
WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS
BATMAN
Is that a hippo mask?
Why does he wear the mask?
Twistzz's Indonesian heritage showing up with his height compared to FaZe
So that's why he looks like such a beta b***h
faze will destroy heroic isn't it
2-1 heroic EZ 4 danes. if the frogs hate them they should win
/BRIT/bros... are we winning today?
its a great day to stomp on some frogs
>leave zywho to me...
ez 2-0 for heroic, cadian going to destroy these homosexual class losers
cap this
kek the crowd really doesn't like them
>booing cheaters is bad
suck ahomosexual cadian dick even more
>hate cheaters
>supports faze twist and faze ropz
cannot make this shit up
you just did
(you)
now frick off cuck
Why are they using metal detectors for the players??
checking for vibrating anal beads
jokes on them, i've supplied heroic with all rubber vibrating butt plugs that vibrate when a cross hair goes over a player. if it looks like jabbi is cumming its because his G spot is being annihilated
no anal vibrators allowed....sadly
>crowd booing heroic
cringe
>frenchcucks hate them
yeah im thinking heroic must be based
>grand finals vitality vs heroic
>1-1 in maps
>heroic is losing 14-1
>cadian and jabbi won a 2x5
>cadian says ''lets fricking do this comeback and win this fricking major''
>16-2 for vitality
Can't wait for cadian to pop off and turn the entire arena silent.
why is this one gay malding about heroic so hard?
he's a bot that is also in a thread in /vg/ for another game
salty g2 and fangays hate that someone can build a team based on practicing, teamwork and strategy, instead of just throwing money at 4 braindead aimers and a random IGL trying to herd them like cats
*and faze
>grand final is a bo3 coin toss
what a shitty major
>grand final is not decided on de_westwood, de_rats and de_nuke_rarea
Can you even call it a major?
>grand final is not decided on a basketball game, deadlifts and who lasts longer inside freya
Horrible major
>and who lasts longer inside freya
She is an honest girl, would never do that.
They can use monesy instead
>nd who lasts longer inside freya
who would be the contender to win? rain?
whoever the biggest homosexual in the scene is
so rain?
>machine now has gay aids face
French is such an ugly language
>playoffs faze
it's over
>not even 150k viewers
it's over huh?
50k on youtube right now
its over, valorant won
and there it is
the heroic lockdown has begun, 16-3 inc
just say it chad: twist toggled
twistzz wakes up on nuke, I swear
guy goes sicko mode and rain goes beast mode on nuke CT
>Asiimov
>Prinstream
>Slate
>Neon Rider
>Fade
>Heroic losing on CT Nuke
gg
i hate french so much it's unreal
>our lil bro tarik not streaming
what watch party are y'all on?
I don't watch streamers
>*tips fedora*
im going to spend the next 5 hours listening to thorin cry about Niko and YNK and RL talk about the one time he got really drunk in a pub and told some guy to frick off
waiting for forsen tonight
nice spacing faze
yeah i'm thinking it's over for fazecels
>jobbi in charge of not choking on stage
Certified pecho frio
SILENCED
>massive three piece
are chad and machine reading csgog?
say magog if you are
i feel like jabbi is packing a monster
hes like those skinny femboys with massive wieners
That'd probably be Teses
>actual homosexuals in magog
It's over
still can't believe stavn cucked an NA pro when his GF came to Europe to play in ESL's female league
lmbo @ thinking heroic will win when faze already has 5+ on the board on t side
how is 2015?
Nukes not like that anymore boomer
what's this pose called?
the incel
the rabbi
does he make the same pose when fricking?
STAVN THE BVLL
lets go jabbi
went to watch on the blast website because twitch keeps freezing for me despite a top tier pc and it's much smoother and crispier i wish i knew about this before
>what is youtube
moron
youtube is 1440p, blast is 4k
4k is cringe
1080p is soulkino
youtube shits all over twitch for streaming
lol i switched from the blast site to twitch because it kept freezing for me
youtube video quality is kinda smudgy tho, even at 1440p
only 1080p is 60 fps, 1440p and 4k are only 30 fps
1440p is 60fps on youtube
i know, i was talking about the blast site
ahahaha get fricked FaZe
bro faze are litreally just dying
watch twist and ropz drop 2-4 kills suddenly and turn it around
>not using streamlink and or yt-dlp with mpv
ngmi
streamlink --player mpv twitch.tv/blastpremier 1080p60
Why the frick you saved my doodle of mouz frozen pepe
--twitch-disable-ads
don't remember the last time this happend in tier 1
trick question
faze arent tier 1
I need Faze to win some fricking rounds for my parlay, I want you to lose but not this hard
>when he isn't 6 foot, 6 figures and 6 inches+
>when he's wh*te
Fazesisters?
all because of bo3 cointoss, bo9 can't come soon enough.
you cant expect teams to be even warmed up in these mickey mouse bo3s
Nice recovery, what's that 9 in a row?
heroic has some great crossfires, doesnt give many opportunities to individual plays no matter how good you are
if you dont like heroic, you dont like quality cs
simple as
I don't like Heroic because they're a bunch of bug abusing frickwads
I was excited to hear the Blast theme for a major but this French remix of it is fricking AIDS
Gee I'm so happy Faze managed to make it so we can all enjoy the high level T1 gameplay of getting annihilated on A site Nuke pushing through smokes and flashes like morons
>gets so blankout drunk he ends up in a hospital
>decides to make up a nonsensical story about being knocked down
>tries to pander and weasel his way in into anything remotely popular like NaVination and BNE
>hires a hitman to kill his own wife for internet pity point
>cancels ReDeYe to try to replace him
>calls out pro players for being lazy c**ts
Is Banks, dare I say, /ourguy/?
STAVNGOD
stavn cleaning up
>knife denied
its over for heroic now i can feel it
fazesisters, losing your map pick is the new meta, don't worry.
stavn has such terrible aim but he keeps fragging out
Natural talent
>Cadian dreams about Stavn
Reign it in, Machine.
>HEROIC TO WIN & TOTAL ROUNDS OVER 26.5 (MAP 1) @ 3.65
I was a fool to take that bait
>HEROIC TO WIN & TOTAL ROUNDS OVER 26.5 (MAP 1) @ 3.65
well i'll be damned, the prop hit
time to buy KFC with the spoils
whats for dinner
ADMIN HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
SRSLY WHAT A JOKE
why are there so many asian people in the crowd ?
u mean french?
Danes adopted a ton of them
Fazegays your time has come
FaZe will comeback
faze only come alive once they're about to lose
here comes the Twistzz toggle
>perfectly tracks cadian through smoke
>immediately spams some other smoke to make it look legit
kek
its just like my MM games
frick off back to vacsucks
uh oh heroicsissies, our response?????
Would you ever jump up and down and shout if your team was winning or losing at a LAN?
How can I bet now magog?
there's a reason they're called a choke clan
it's over for these shitters
WE'RE BACK BABY
FaZe starting to toggle and mysteriously get good
BROKYYYYYYYYY
WALLZZ
>WALLZZ
WALLZZ
>WALLZZ
nerf the awp
BROKY WTF
BROKY!!! (slang for penis in my language)
why are gotards so insecure ?
valorant shit stay mad
CSGO > VALORANT GIVE ME UP(V)OTES
french crowd is literally same as rio crowd. cheering for only 1 team, absolute frickin homosexuals
>valve had to release CS2 to keep up
>csgo > valo
hmm
csgo literally keeps hitting new highs every month lmao
>most played game on the market
>smol chinese cartoon game keeps living rent free in its head
really boggles the noggin
if you think CS2 release wasnt due to valorant's popularity, I dont know what to tell ya.
mind you, valorant doesnt even have 2 years of experience in FPS scene
CS2 has been in development for 3 years now
CSGO's Source 2 conversion predates Valorant you dumb frick
>11 year old game recieves an engine update
>this MUST be because of the chinese clone that everyone stopped playing after 5 months
people have been asking for source 2 update for fricking years
the whole notion you're suggesting that games cant be updated without competition is just nonsense
yeah but the release conveniently hits as valo hits peak, come on
cs is more popular than ever, why would they feel any pressure from valarante
>popular
no one actually plays the game though. it's all just skin homies and bot farmers. mostly chinks.
I think you need to ask valve and CS frogs why CS2 was released, the answer is clear. You can cope tho
It wasn't released and considering it's Valve it will probably get delayed.
>csgo popular in white countries
>valorant popular in brown countries
im not concerned
why does the fricking director give them attention
valovirgins vs the cschads
map 1 faze wins overtime
map 2 faze wins 16-3
Nice Broky came alive at the right moment
>NA CS scene so pathetic they had to invent a CS clone where spray control doesn't matter, movement is shit and head hitboxes are way bigger
every time i open a valorant stream out of curiosity i see a spinning coloured orb and someone doing an anime spell cast animation with like green birds flying out of their hands
I still don't understand why there's any comparison to CS
It's like comparing Gran Turismo and Wipeout because they're both racing games.
No one interested in CS would be interested in that kind of garbage hero shooter.
They're still getting shit on by EU/CIS and Brazilians there btw
I remember CSGO's only Japanese team quit CSGO to switch to Valorant before Valorant even had a name or a playable beta, and now they're making more money than ever since the game blew up in Japan specifically, I always think about how insane of a gamble that was
if one thing was assured it was that riotencent was going to pump unlimited amounts of chinese monopoly money into a new game
They never really got into CS in Asia I don't blame them
theres litreallly no japanese cs scene. switching to a game by riot when youre in asia is not a gamble
I mean yeah, even back then Asia's scene was just one representative team of each country, Tyloo for China, MVP PK for Korea, SZ Absolute for Japan
It's no wonder how Australians managed to pull ahead and use the scene as a free major ticket
>mobashit and bright gaudy magic slop is popular with asians
not that surprising tbh
they had nothing to lose because the game was dead in Asia anyway
but yeah good move for them, glad to see my boy Laz making bank
dead in Japan* i mean
faze toggle is so obvious
Stop with the fricking Fr*nch, Machine
>they have 14?
>toggle it
FaZe are the biggest fricking cheaters I've ever seen, they don't even hide it anymore
so many pretty girls in the crowd
i really need a gf bros...
Can they be less obvious? Faze is the only team I've seen toggle on so blatantly over the years
>aim and awareness of every player just increases by 500% once the opponent hits 14 rounds
Wow, they really know how to step up in big moments.
so fricking bad at choking too
fricking lose already faze dogs
>Wallzz dies early
they suddenly start losing again
>she doubted
bump
>2awp retake
?????????
CADIAN PLEASE DONT
>ropz randomly checking close
yeah yeah sure
>Heroic player pulls out a nade while behind cover
>Twistzz rushes across the entire bomb side to peek him
What the frick am I watching
this peeking while the dude pulled nade thing is beyond moronic, even for here
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1822964337?t=2h18m54s
this is your example of him cheating? that he's alone on site, smoked off, down a player, so he tries making a play by flashing himself through a smoke?
frick you've tilted me with that
>twist just walking straight at them while tracing through the wall
His incredible game sense allows him to predict the exact microsecond that a Heroic player will pull out nades. You wouldn't get it.
classic
Does riot even release their stats for Valorant? I imagine the numbers will at least double when the go live in China.
ropz is insane, man
BALTIC BROTHERS
This is so blatant, I don't even care if it's a CT Nuke comeback. FaZe always magically playing better for le epic comeback
TOTAL
FAZEBlack person
DEATH
VAClan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's right fazeBlack folk
NEVER IN FRICKING DOUBT
scripted map
>cadian pretended to look away to bait twistzz cheat
absolutely BASED
takes one to know one
>hols angle
>twist doesn't peek for 10+s
>looks away for a microsecond
>twist charging like a bull
incredible
fax
what's the issue FaZebros, hacks stopped working?
luv karrigan
ate faze
simple as
NOOOO I NEED 2-1 HEROIC NOOOO
Nice. Love to see the good guys winning.
i fricking hate faze they do it every time
give you hope just to shatter it in the end
>CadiaN baiting Wallz to peak in that last round
Kek, based
Fun to finally see the thoughts of the kind of people who don't understand the game and accuse people of cheating
ive played over 1000 MM games, no one knows cheaters better than me
>1000MM games
thats nothing
I am former pro who used cheats on stage, no one knows cheaters better than me
Twistzz focus on the team briefing and stop browsing /csgog/ in-between maps
>Twistzz can just smell when the Heroic players pull nades or turn their head. You wouldn't get it
>faze wasted all their energy on a fake comeback
hahaha it's so over
>Saving legs for major
she keeps lifting up one leg
she knows its driving everyone wild and she loves it
back when pimp was a fatass
The good old danish downie look
https://clips.twitch.tv/HealthyFaintLadiesTheThing
he literally gets shot and takes damage you absolute moron
>i just took damage
>better randomly snap my cross hair into the corner of the room
he hears the shot and moves his cross hair towards the sound. have you actually played this game?
>hears the shot
>better aim at the wall
have you?
you're an actual dribbler
That's because he clicked the next player button instead of the closest player button.
>come back 14-15
>lose 14-16
That fricking hurts
good
https://www.reddit.com/r/csgo/comments/iwi2ek/twistzz_vac/
OK DUD
he even wide peeks straight onto cadians angle
fricking hell thats blatant
two cheaters going at it
>one for knowing twistzz is there
>twistzz for knowing cadian is holding that
spicy
that is not normally they need to check him pc
CS major is just a glorified HvH lobby.
Sad!
Why should cadian be ever allowed on pro scene if he break keyfabe like that?
Can someone with reddo account post this to r/vacsucks
It's too important to be lost in gaping anals of history
kys
how do they cheat on lan? is he wearing a vibrator?
did you inspect the PC for cheats?
pigsama
how many ethnicities are there in swedistan?
Dude there's no way anyone is cheating on major pc's
blast/ESL/PGL are incompetent, but they cant be that stupid especially after that word.exe shit
>thinking its incompetence and not greed
You are denying what is right in front of you
You realize that you can inject cheats in your keyboard/mouse right?
they order brand new gear for every tournament. they only way they could cheat is if the TOs are involved
>they order brand new gear for every tournament
no they don't
Yeah. Teams send in what gear they want and TOs order it in. Atleast thats how it has been in the past. I did see Apex had french coloured key caps so maybe not anymore? but they should be
Is this actually true?
this, there's absolutely no way a low paid employee of a large organisation would accept a large cash payment to run an .exe file on a computer
players use their own gear
Why do you think they all have these specific build for them keyboards?
Custom build cheats come preinstalled
>me when i'm propagating false information
RL said thats what they do. If he's wrong my God strike me down
You can literally see players at tournaments take their mice and keyboards with them. And yes, you can hide cheats in a mouse
>dude theres no way anyone would cheat in any sport involving money, there's regulations and constant drug tests
lol
lmao
what drug would consider as cheating?
dolla dolla bills y'all
Just coming into this thread to say that Machine is the worst commentator of all time in anything.
you must have not heard about semmler
semmler is still better
At least they don't make me want to mute the stream every time I hear them.
>he didn't hear bardolph and ddk at Stockholm
>step aside
who's that supposed to be
Diversity hire.
I'm so happy, but at the same time so ashamed for having played dota2 once in my life
evertything from this scene is utterly pathetic outside of this arab cutie
""talents" are all dumb beta cucks, one caster unrionically has a lisp, or this ugly chink that has 300games and is literally the silver rank of dota
players are timid stupid weeb morons that cant even hold eye contact with the interviewers
game is designed for stupid morons and miserable losers, forcing you to be at 100% focus for 45minutes
jesus
>evertything from this scene is utterly pathetic outside of this arab cutie
nattea slander is not accepted
i closed the stream when game ended, just came back and its already round 4
im so used to dota's hourly breaks its refreshing to see breaks being like 10min max
Do they really take 1hr breaks between matches in an arena?
it takes an hour for fat mobahomosexuals to get themselves into the disabled toilets and back
at least they got to the toilets unlike smash players
draft takes a lot of time too so it's a lot of downtime.
its insane how long dota breaks are in-between games, they always have to do some le funny meme talk between a hired homosexual and people in crowd, every game 30min are wasted, then add technical shit and its 1h
Dota also spends around 30 minutes on drafting which takes up so much time
Is broky gambling all night again? Guys is missing all his shots
Check out my new t-shirt.
frick you midky
semenler became a chud after getting fired from overwatch league
imagine what he'd say if he was in the same tournament as lucy, he wouldn't be able to hold back
You now remember team epsilon and screaM
>screaM became an IGL in Valorant
What a timeline.
>dumbest blackest gorilla Black person in csgo
>igl in valorant
you cant be serious
he must be there for moral support. imagine scream calling a valorant strat kek
they were terrible, been losing every game hard
halfway through the league one player stepped down and their assistant coach had to play instead and he took over the IGL role from scream and they started playing much better
his team has become a mockery for horrible midrounding in valorant too XD
people tune into it for the memes unironically
did he win any tournament in valarante?
His team are bottom of their block in the franchised league and are a literal joke, Nivera is also on the team for some reason
>molly goes perfectly around karrigan
Admins?
divine intervention, dont worry about it
physics toggle
/b/ros i hate machine casting sooo much...
it's over for FaZe
good, he probably doesn't even know your homosexual existence, your seethe probably makes his day better if anything
slit your throat 😀
t. machine
calm down brother
i am a better awper than broky
Maybe blast and shit don't care, but its still a major and valve will go ballistic if there's another cheating scandal. Organizers and teams have to think about that too
Even if he got software preinstalled on his mouse or something, how would het get around the observers/admins/additional checks/someone looking at his screen? It would require quite a bit of skill to hide cheats in such an environment
>two teammates holding A
>ropz jiggle peeks site
could this Black person be anymore obvious?
>holding A
A is the site, his teammates were holding bathrooms. ropz jiggle peeked towards the long entrance to A, which wasn't being held.
frick you
it was smoked
oh wow yeah it makes no sense that ropz checks it then he must be hacking
BY HEROIC. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW THE SMOKE EVEN LOOKS, JUST HEAR ONE BLOOM. and heroic used other utility
"Hey ropz, we're holding bathroom, can you check long?"
"Sure"
Frick you. frick off
hi ropz, can you stop shitposting here and actually focus on the game? thanks
kys estonian homosexual
>broky and ropz toggling before they are at 10 rounds disadvantage
Cadian ragehacks incoming
how would u install ur cheats into that comp?
>fazegays scared of Chadian
faze upsmurfing rn
I think the moral of this game is that not even pros can handle a dry moron rush
The real embarassment is how bad pros are at handling eco rounds. Those must have a 50% win rate at this point.
When in doubt just have your team buy MP-9, Five-Seven and Famas and you're guaranteed to win.
midky sold 2 rounds this half which will cost FaZe
they need at least 11 rounds to win this
frick you mdiky
There are so many fricking cases of someone turning and getting peeked or instantly turning back and killing someone. Is it observer being godly or wtf is going on
I like to believe they have a few seconds delay between stream and the game itself so they can direct the broadcast better.
sure thing just duck there cheating homosexual
seriously look at the timing of this push by homosexual ropz.
>but he's le mastermind he just knows exactly when to climb up the ladder and makes sure to stop right around the corner of the first player
whats that shit under ropzs's left eye?
wallhack implant
ai wallhack contact lens
skin from his hand
His body reacts to all the toggling
Scars from a fire unironically
wasn't it hot iron falling on his face when he was a kid?
I'm not the only one seeing it right?
the floating sticker bug has been in the game for years
why does he just stop there?? so frickin weird.
hes augmented
>dude they all have walls
aren't there TOs literally standing over their shoulders? how the frick would they have walls?
they get a small audio cue when they mouse over an opponent
its not really walls. usually it's the radar and it could just blink for a short time or something. and the admins have no idea what game they're even watching.
there's been literal cameras behind them showing 4:3 shit before the championship stage
i think someone just needs to make a thread on v to attract all these shitposters away with webms of shroud
>what are micro toggles
high level cheats don't blatantly show enemy players but mess with inputs ie slow down aim when hovering over an opponent or give very mild imputs warning the user.
reminder faze cant play overpass t-side
/b/ros i have an ingrown nipple hair and it's impossible to pop...
why is there so many silvers all of a sudden
>take my meds
>they're still blatantly toggling
a-are we cheering on a HvH match?
Does he know?
of course flusha cheater
Nice loop
takes one to know one
everyone on FaZe should give their monthly salary to ropz if they win this major
where do you think he gets the money for his private cheats?
Man has private cheat producers to pay.
>mfw hanging out with my dad
punchable homosexual face
>twistzz doesnt care anymore, he wants the win
wow he shot a guy who peaked into him and missed his shot what a blatant cheat
>roundwin is guaranteed, quick lose some fights
oldest trick in the book.
>you're in a game and doing pretty good
>you see a report ID with your name attached to it in chat
How do you respond?
I always feel humbled because I always had shitty aim and now I have even shittier aim.
i mean, you can talk all the shit you want about valorant, but at least that game has a fricking beast of an anticheat and the pro scene is actually filled with good players and not whoever can toggle the hardest.
>inb4 b-but it's too invasive china knows my data
you'd sacrifice your sense of privacy for a good anti cheat in cs too. don't lie.
you know theyre running invasive anticheats in the tournament pcs right...
they dont even run vac
why would they? these are pro players, surely no cheaters here.
top fricking kek
they literally just scan their armpits for metal and then let them toggle to their hearts desire.
No I wouldn't, Chang.
>beast of an anticheat
Ching chong to you too
The only reason valorant has less cheating than cs is that the game gives you ingame ways to deal with the things drive people cheat in cs.
>I keep getting randomed out by people in stupid places
In cs if you can't deal you have to cheat but in valo you just pick someone with a scan or a drone or a camera or a dog.
I have a question to you
why was CS2 released?
it hasn't
i'll take the dub here, cheers
moron
Because CSGO is getting old? What kind of question is this?
cs 99
css 2004 (5 years)
csgo 2012 (8 years)
cs2 2023 (11 years)
KARRIGAN better take responsibility by retiring
I get the feeling he will after this one, would be a good timing as well
ropz too good for these dogs
just need Kaiji to wake up and easy mirage
how to play like ropz:
>put crosshair where their head will be in 2s time
>click mouse when their head arrives
grats on figuring out how cs works
Reminder that this thread is filled with "people" who unironically believe the nik0 angle pasta
ropz is so fricking good at crosshair placement. if you look at a pov demo you can see how he snaps on angles like a robot
>watch Ropz POV
>forget halfway through it's supposed to be a genuine player and not just an overwatch case thinking he's clever by not outright spinbotting
>he snaps on angles like a robot
Hmmmmm I wonder how
>good crosshair placement
>that crowd bait
don't frick me Heroic, I want my fricking gold coin at least
>we are 15-5 time to toggle off
isn't 33 insanely old for a pro CS player
age is a meme its all about time and dedication to video game, most people who are in their mid-20 cant put as much effort as 16-18 years old
rain and karrigan are just manchildren
why? reaction time doesnt drop dramatically in your 30s and cs is not only about reaction time. the hardest part for 30+ pros is staying hungry/not getting burnt out
i was to believe that prime age for a cs player is being like 23 and jumped up on 3 different amphetamines
sjush has been silent
bump
you're welcome heroicsisters
nt broky
>server starts lagging from all the cheats in play
>the togglers.........get toggled on
KINO KINO KINO
togglers just toggled off thinking they can get 1 fair round
ragehacks confirmed.
we're in for a treat
>karrigan: Guys, it's too obvious. Let them get some rounds
how does sjuush not get flashed there? weak utility by faze
people who excessively call cheats are usually:
really bad
trying to justify their own cheat use
just fricking ignore these morons
It's all scripted, it is as real as wrestling is.
how much do they have to pay niko to play his role
lmfao
what movie character archetype is Niko?
nobody would write a script where fricking jame becomes a major winner
the question is when will twist toggle on?
im guessing the admin has been leering over him for the last few rounds and he doesnt want him to see him pressing his page down key all round
>silvers calling everything cheats
>unironic valorant shills
the absolute state of magog
the way ropz 'cleared' long just wide enough to expose the shadow of the player enabled him to seem like he legit saw him
absolutely blatant
go back to r slash vacsucks you fricking psychos jesus christ
>stop having fun
no
>haha what if le every play was a le cheat :*~~
epic
every players is a cheater until proven otherwise
I miss when I was that bad and ignorant
now I just get unbelievably fricking mad every time I play
You will get older and realize that getting mad at video games is stupid, then you will start to enjoy them even if you fail a round or two.
>player behind wood
>time to mag dump
>player leaves
>time to save my ammo
uhhh ropzsisters?
its gonna be 19-15 ;/
16-14 to give the illusion of a close match
>cheat boost
jabbi has not been jabbing
uhhh broky?
jesus christ these bots are so lucky it's unreal
ong if faze choke fr imma buss frfr no kissie
>if faze choke
>if
Wtffff Teses lucker
TeSeS
>TeSeS
TeSeS
>TeSeS
TeSeS
>TeSeS
TeSeS
>TeSeS
finally good guys win
thank god
ok thats enough time to toggle
>B rush ends choking streak
classic
My bets still on lads. Heroic gotta close this out now
FAZE BROS
>ok we need to close this out
>ACTIVATE
>kill everyone through smokes
Ropz haters, we were too wienery
karrigan is the most based cs player of all time
he's up there
>carried by ropz
gonna play 1080p tonight
>all the valorantgays who can't fathom wallbangs and smoke spams without some gay Black person ULT that gives you literal wallhacks
no wonder only washed up na shitters play that game lol
why was CS2 released?
because csgo is getting old?
It hasn't
damn, sick lj
2nd dub because you just cant answer it, jej
Ask a question I can answer like:
Why is Valve going to release an update to a 12 year old game and replace it with a game running on a more flexible engine with better tools and less spaghetti code instead of continuing to develolp an old game with a 20 year old engine?
aint reading allat mi amigo
if they didnt release the game, thats even worse. They were so afraid of valorant popularity that they released an advertisement for its next version to keep up with the "trends".
I didnt think valve was idiotic but look what happened to overwatch, they got nervous and released overwatch 2 to beat valorant, they got stomped. If you're releasing a "2" version of your game to keep up with a new game, you are nervous. no two ways about it, coping gay.
Overwatch and Valorant are a joke, CS is here for 20 years and will stay for the next 20 years.
still havent answered, why did valve release CS2 during the peak of valorant? why was overwatch 2 released during the peak of valorant?
take your meds schizoid
3rd dub because you cant answer why CS2 was released. oof
CS2 was released right before Valve schedules their major company vacation so they could return to plenty of data upon resuming work, pleb. Now go back to your frick ugly zoomer shooter
It's been answered already yet you're being obtuse on purpose. Why are you like this?
Because it's zero effort to just be like "why" "why" "no" "why" while any idiot dumb enought to engage with you has to actually do some work. The guy has no point but he can keep this going for hours. It's never worth engaging with these people.
cs2 hasn't been released though and we dont know when it will
they didnt release cs2 Black person are you stupid?
how am i playing it then?
no one cares about your korean netcafe anime shooter
valve does to release cs2 tho, you should too
does this fantasy of valorant being a threat to cs help you feeling validated playing your cartoon game?
Listen here you dumb fricking baboon, I have already explained to you that Valve starting working on CS2 before Valorant was even a thing.
The only reason it's called CS2 is because it's on Source 2, people will just call it CS because that's what it is - CS.
Even if they will release it during the peak of Valorant, CSGO is peaking every other week and is getting even more players and even returning players.
Go seek therapy and maybe a brain implant.
This is why a third world war isn't as bad as it seems.
>Even if they will release it during the peak of Valorant
cheers
YWNBAW
>circlejumps irl
wow
>stavn shows up in a big game for the first time in his career
>jabber now disappears
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fwa3S3IaEAUL9tP?format=png&name=900x900
Brosss ..... I shed a tear
who does that baby belong to?
jabbi
fat chance, jabbi is a virgin
rain
how is babby formed?
i put $50 on faze when they lost the first map
odd was 5.25
>open "ropz" thread on hltv hoping to see some based takes (accusations)
>it's just constant dicksucking how he's the best player in the game
is hltv just reddit
no its more like twitch chat with a 10% longer attention span. the core goldfish brain mentality is the same. if your last performance was sub 1.00 you should be kicked, if your last performance was above 1.30 you’re the best player in the world
Hltv have severe jannie crackdowns since 2 years ago
They basically become more toxic than 4chins at one point.
As Maui said, the community just loves ropz for some reason. His playstyle it as passive as blamef's, but blamef gets shit on for it, while ropz gets praised.
Because he's a timid little twink
Difference is when ropz baits he gets an impactful multi kill and wins while when blameF baits he gets an exit kill or two and loses. Ropz is more like coldzera/kscerato in that his baiting legitimately helps the team because he delivers when he has all the info he needs. blameF’s baiting is unprecedented, he lets the whole team die and then just saves
>
no, the difference is when ropz baits, his team is good enough to actually contribute something to the round
>team is shit and does nothing
>ropz waltzes in and the team eventually wins a major and a grand slam
Really makes me ponder.
>carried to a major by rain
>can't carry Xyp and a bunch of academy players
Same thing, really
Keep coping.
ropz doesnt become art on anti eco rounds
beta males like pathetic males like themselves (ropz in this case) while hating alpha males (blamef)
if ropz was a well hung man, community would hate him too. but he looks like a harmless child. i bet he has a pencil dick
read some psychology ffs
god damn he's handsome, no homo
This isn’t true in CS. k0nfig and rez for example literally only have fans because they’re hot. If they were beta looking they would be shit on by everyone. blameF is just an unprecedented fraud and everyone hates frauds.
theres a reason top teams dont just do 2015 a smokes on pistol rounds karrigan u fricking monkey
twistzz using hacks to make sure he couldn't get hit in the smoke. someone kill this guy now
jabbi jobbing
ropz will be the major mvp
20000 hours in paint
I thought semmler was the chud
same breed
Semmler is way chuddier, he almost said globohomosexual a couple weeks back
>Hispanic that thinks he's white is a chud
Not surpising to anyone who ever visited this website
stream link?
https://www.twitch.tv/vo_ine
good lad, thank you
^ bruh
Everyone please don't forget despite this banger series. It will be coming home later
we are gonna lose fazebros, shouldnt have choked nuke
Just tuned in what have I missed lads?
some lady stole rain's baby
Lets go faze
>arguing with unironic valoshills
come on
What does he hope to accomplish by posting bait in the CSGO thread other than show how incredibly insecure he is about his own game?
faze will make a comeback r-right guys?
doubtful, its mirage
ITB will sweep all the dickheads at this major and win it lads
frick the english but them beating vitality and emptying the arena would be based
wp twistzz
uhh botky?
>just preaim 4 players in a row bro
YOU ARE SO SEXY TWISTZ
TWISTZZ
Captain Canada
Of course it's fricking Twistzz
>twistzz turn to toggle
ok now I see what everyone is talking about
now imagine this happening like 10 times in every bo3
in the g2 game every single time g2 came back twist would just explode and kill 2-3 people
twist plays like he has 100 iq average, 50 or 150
That’s just NA schizophrenia. twistzz is the most NA player of all time
>twistzz is the most NA player of all time
you're forgetting tarik
>ropz aimbot couldnt figure out who to shoot
kek
why are faze fans so cringe
i feel like jabbi almost choked that
>sjuush and cadian in my fantasy
feels good bros
fazestrogen, our response?
if twistzz is toggling he should probably toggle on
Bros... Things aren't looking good for our Faze boys. Seems like we need a signature Ropz + Twistzz 100% headshot masterclass in order to survive.
Do you think they can deliver? Oh I'm feeling so anxious about our chances.
broky needs to stop being a massive shitter and missing every other shot with the awp
truth is their cheats have a time limit, they toggled in the middle of nuke and whole overpass so now they are stuck with raw skill (nothing)
shouldnt toggle on nuke or should win nuke, like they did vs BNE and Navi
and now twist and ropz destroy for 12 rounds of comeback
I hope Heroic wins it all. I'll commit a hate crime if a israelite ever wins a major.
surely comeback incoming
Good try FaZe and you could have won it 2-0 if you didn't choke Nuke.
ok. faze is toggling but what about heroic?
heroic are the good guys
one of these teams are proven cheaters
where are you now FaZe Dogs
not so bussin now are we?
According to the script, twist is going to go full blatant and faze is going to make a comeback.
why is memechine still working as a caster hoyl frick
machine PLEASE I beg you
when will s1mple play??
bro..
>toggle the comeback
I AM SHOCKED THAT FAZE IS SUDDENLY ONE TAPPING EVERYONE. SHOCKED I TELL YOU. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?
Here’s how faze can still win
>last kill not even a headshot
Surely he's eligible for a refund now
>acor arena
>acor nowhere to be seen
Smooya spotted
TWO PEOPLE CAN'T KILL KARRIGAN WITH MP9
BATMAN
that's not a ninja defuse machine you numpty
defuse toggle
100000000 iq by karrigan he's so smart omg best igl smoke defuse never seen in major
nerf mp9 and mac10 wtf is this shit
Mac10 is balanced, mp9 is moronic to
Watch faze lose this lmao
Faze have 0 chance of winning
It's ITB's major
+1
>Watch faze lose this lmao
You're supposed to post that when they are winning not when they already lost
A Danish choke? I aren’t think that
FRICK YOU MIDKY
broky is such a massive fraud
is it me or broky been missing OP shots all series?
aside from niko i dont enjoy seeing anyone suffer and lose as much as twist and ropz
Man what the frick is broky doing
No more bait comebacks. Heroic putting an end to this.
>heroic at 14?
>toggle it
FARCE CLAN OUT FIRST MATCH OF PLAYOFF
gg faze
vitality is going to stomp itb
holy fricking milf ooga awooga
probably one of the players mum
keep her away from stavn
broky must be the biggest awp abusing babby in tier 1 cs
how the frick does ropz live 65 years there
>perfect aim even while jumping
ok
Faze about to spinbot for a comeback
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>save clan
xD
this is turning into one of the funniest webms of this general
and now for the main course
TOTAL FAZEBlack person DEATH
GG EZ
karrigan has been fragging the past 3 matches tbf, the others didnt step up
NT
Frick off FaZe. Even lucked here by barely beating BNE.
is there a more soulless team than Shitroic
why are danes such dogs?
>cadian
>soulless
>more soulless team than Shitroic
chud clan
>international shitters calling other teams soulless
heroic is kino tho
mono race team are full soul you are stupid as frick stop posting here Black person
t. scam clan customer
FARCE CLAN
Welp, at least you got your 1 Mr. Hippo
Heroic looking good.
where is my homie sado
where is my homie ChrsJ
Sado his own fault for being alocholic nwah
sadokist said the forbidden word and chrisj is a 40yo bong ripping autist
Canceled racist alcoholic
Washed-up bald fraud
who ez pickem win?
>
IT'S OVER
KWAB
AHAHAHHA
KWAB
vitality is not getting out
KWAB
heroic won
gamerlegion is going to
apeks is going to win
and into the breach is going to win
>gamerlegion is going to
>apeks is going to win
>and into the breach is going to win
would simulteanously kill my gold dream but make this major ultimate kino
total louvrecuck death
some litty predics but overall not bussin
>Le Esports historian man
Has there even been a bigger fraud? The only impressive thing about him is how much he milked midwits.
This fricker goes around every esport like a bawd and passes himself off as a historian and analyst. Then everyone hates him and pushes him out ad nauseum.
>how much he milked midwits
this motherfrickler has 200k moronic followers on youtube it's absurd
vitality literally the only correct pick here
incredible
>looks like shit
>moronic accent
>shit at the game
>only thing he has to redeem himself is his "knowledge"
>proceed to shit out the dumbest predictions
gonna be an XD from me
LOOK AT THIS GUY'S PICKEM HAHAHAH
OH NONONONONOOOOOOOOO PHFHAHAHAFHAFHAHAHAHAHAH
bump
>The tears
Bros...
i own the same shoes wtf
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?
post them
homosexual
so lickable
team obesity gonna smack those britcucks right?
Probably. I mean Vitality aren't chumps but ITB is a wildcard, they've been cracking skulls. Shit could go down.
it's coming home lad
Mon Dieu! Il est un BYWOO!
Le meilleur dans le jeu!
there's no un translatecuck
Mon dieu !!
C'est un (monstre) ParQui le meilleur du jeu!!
cadian giving a interview to gaules
someone tell him brazil LANs arent happening again he doesnt have to dicksuck brazilians anymore
brazilians are the only people that like cadian
Heroic = cheaters
I could beat Mahone the frick up
hes got 15 strats to counter you, he planned everything you stand no chance
16-5
16-7
>big name e-sports organization
>arrive in a minivan to your superbowl
if you don't need to hire a bus, why not a nice merc minivan?
Oh the horror. They could've bought them a metro ticket instead.
why does no player groom these days?
post them
hmm who to support
>5 lads just having a laugh and a good time
or
>a israelite (and worse, d*nes), a robot and a crying frenchcuck
The israelite, your time is up polchud.
nobody is cheering for a br*t
They can bring their own mouse and keyboard
you can load hacks onto the mouse and just plug it in and toggle with a button press or mouse movement
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/csgo/blob/main/major-supplemental-rulebook.md#pc-restrictions
Cope
>valve lets us bring a mouse so its okay to load our hacks onto it
have a nice day
prove to me they aren't cheating
Is soccer the only sport where cheating or match fixing isn't in discussion constantly?
everyone is soccer is bribed
people watching football are unironically too delusional stupid and hypnotised you cannot talk to them
messi and ronaldo use so many hormones its hard to keep track
also matches are scripted and the narrative is controlled by the refs
In the NBA it's refs and magnets around the rim. NFL it's refs, match fixing and equity. MLB it's illegal substances.
baseball is not a real sport mutt
>they can't even realistically rig it for LeBum this year and have le ebin Lakers-Celtic final
who's gonna win
Why can't they fix it for LeGoat? Last time I checked he's on his way to the conference final against some no-namers who's supposed best player couldn't even get MVP this year
they're trying their best
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
Here's how the Lakers can still win
lmao this homie really thinks divegrass isn't fixed to hit
every pro-scene is fixed to a certain extent
you can already tell its an ignorant american from this post because he knows nothing about the sport and immediately refers to it by "soccer"
Do you know how hacks work? With applocker all DLLs can be checked as they are loaded. As long as the admins aren't moronic there's no way to load a hack like that. Unless they are exploiting a 0-day in windows it's not going to happen. And frankly CS doesn't bring in enough money for teams to pay hackers of that caliber. It would be even harder if they used linux, but w/e.
you can easily bypass that
[citation needed]
Yeah bro let me just bypass the required kernel call to load a DLL from userspace real quick. Remember, you haven't even gotten to the point where you can try to make that call yet. Without some entrypoint you literally can't read or write ANY memory
arena gonna be wild if vitality make it to the finals
>if
i just realized that jabbi is a chud
khazakstan is glorious country
>picking bertigo against vitality
it's over, cucksisters
>vertigo
>anubis
>mirage
ITB gifting vitality the semis
Itb has to play to their strenghts. When you play in a new environment against a very hostile crowd you need to be comfortable, Inferno would simply not cut it. At least on Vertigo they have the experience to carry them over when the pressure is high
gg ITB they have a strong vertigo but godwoo is going to demolish them
how many zywoo aces tonight
shox <3
*BUM BUM TSS*
CAM AN YER FOAKIN' FROGS
OPEN UP THE FUUKIN' GAMEEEE
*BUM BUM TSS*
>monkeys 0-3
>ZERO Russians in playoffs
>Ch0ko out
>fattigan out
Nature is healing
Really, a heroic-vitality final is inevitable and the only worthy match up for the last csgo major.
*BUM BUM TSS*
>the last CSGO major, the pressure is rising
we know you know, Niko
IT'S COMMING HOME LADS
Why is this playing before this game and not the last?
because everyone knows this game might as well be the final, lad. It's not coming home for no reason after all
>one year older than Elige
>Still look younger than him
Oof
holy kino
>Elige already looks like he's going to cry in the hype promo
someone get that kid a spine
valorant won
>all this for vitality to get sent home 2-0
gonna get spicy
THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
>THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
>THEY HATE US CUS' THEY AIN'T US
GOD SAVE THE KING
cam on and score ingerland
I want the bri ish to win atleast one map
I do admit that these team entrances are cool as frick
yeah, and then banks ruins it
fricking oj borg was great. even machine is better
cypher looks aggresively bri'ish
PETE MOI LE CUL APEX
What did they mean by this finger on arm signal?
Im so clueless
CAHM AWN INTO THE BREACH SCORE SAM FACKING HEADSHOTS AGAINST THOSE FROGS
lmao no one wants to shake hands with the ItB players
i would shake hands with the lads
ITB theme right now
I genuinely think ITB might be the worst team to make the playoffs of a major, maybe alongside meme Complexity with shahzam and QBF. But they're SOVL
QU'UUUUUN SANG IMPUUUUR
Hope Vitality gets mopped either now or in the final. Always hilarious to see the hopes and dreams of a home crowd crumble
I take it 2014 made you cum buckets?
Fear not the frogs, lads. We british people shall once again prove our superiority
bongs gonna get 2-0d but hopefully they make it entertaining
is banks soul or cringe
>killed his wife
soul
most cringe in the entire scene
>doubting /ourlads/
Why they didn't check Vitality with the metal detectors? rigged
i still find it funny that heroic got swept by fricking jame in brazil.
but i think it's their time
>Heroic lose to ITB or Apeks in the final
best ending
I want to belive in ITB but with this crowd and the pressure is almost impossible for them to win
I dislike both c**ts but I hate fr*nce much more
so ITS COMING HOME
> ITS COMING HOME
So Liquid is winning the whole thing?
ngl lads itb lacking in pacy ngubus for cheeky rushes
3 knights on the shirt.
IT'S CAMMIN OME'
this would have been the most soulful tournament ever if this was french vitality playing with RPK
bro, bodyy unironically might be the 2nd best French player atm. it's that bad.
>bodyy unironically might be the 2nd best French player atm
not that's me
hello afro
bodyy is one of the best players in tier 2
>and*rs
muted
LET'S FRICKING GO!!!
>hes taking that fight with the bomb
U FKN WOT M8???
the lad had one too many pitchers last night
madlad just 'avin a giggle
>zywoo on vertigo
its over
Bad idea to send CYPHER alone like that
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's over
ZywOo
how is that any different to monkeys cheering for monkeys?
because white people are doing it
well they were also cheering for other teams in the first quarter. In brazil most people left
it's not and it's a good thing
people who cry about crowd cheering or booing should go some troony shit like nfl or valorant
valorant spectators cant see shit so they dont know what to cheer for
France is the Brazil of Europe
>anders AND moses
double mute
i miss him bros
mein gott it's za tank!
he will be on the showmatch 99%
this legend got replaced by possibly the worst ever player who played in a top tier 1 team, and a confirmed cheater
most grim move Vitality ever made
3 minutes or searching will make you find that the small group zywoo created, has another Zywoo account, 15 yo that is probably vacced
todays zywoo acc is 8yo
he also cheated during his young age
only oldgay accounts is a proof no cheat were involved, like jks and his 16yo account, or ropz with 15
t. extreme knower
he has 1 old account with a VAC ban dating before CSGO was even released
>ropz
the most obvious cheater we have in the game rn
was he really that bad before his kick?
he was basically today's Rain
Why does rallen look like that
Oh nononono frogs we got too wienery
cypher's aim is cracked
>losing a round to ITB
it's over
Now that faze is eliminated i root for ITB all the way
>fazeBlack person is also a britcuck
shocking developments
i root for raw skill not cheating homosexualry
Does Spinx do anything except wait in off-angles?
I'm an ABH
>world's best team struggling against a bunch of no namers who god knows how qualified for the major
wat?
>world's best team struggling against a bunch of no namers
Don't be so hard on Faze
>vitality start losing
>TECH PAUSE
YOU homosexualS
Weird question boys but has there ever been a major MVP that wasn't from the winning team?
probably simple got a few pity dickriding ones
Nah he only has his Stockholm 1
s1mple
>a tech pause so vitality dont have to waste their timeouts
hmm
ITB = Manchester City
Vitality = PSG
ITB = Leicester
Vitality = PSG
I don't watch football only used to watch el classico when ronaldo was still in Madrid.
sound guy fell asleep
>vertigo
>smoke ramp
>a1s spam
>rinse and repeat
>apEX loses duel to 10 HP CYPHER
You know he's mad
he doesn't know he's 10 hp
CYPHERRRRRRR
i luv me boys but i want vitality to win because they have the biggest chance of beating heroic in the final
ZYWHO OMEGALUL
GET FRICKED ZYWOO
CYPHER A FRICKING A GOD
INGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
INCREDIBLE INGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
It's so over already. Brits are too strong.
CYPHER is owning Vitality holy shit
>gets 3 kills on 10 HP
>as an entry
U WOT????? LMAO
Always play like you have 200hp
>Yekindar
>BOROS
>CYPHER
>jL
>iM
is it the era of the entry?
Can I get a coming home status update?
frogs are rattled
>timeout
>vs literally who
jesus... it's that bad
unironically imagine the scenes if they throw an easy major on home soil to some tier 5 lads
>he still cares about "tiers"
Hello ESL rep!
It's over for Vitality. Spinx is a liability
>mental midgets itt calling gg after 2 rounds lost
dumb moronic morons
HOLY FK CYPHER IS RUNNING AT THEM
AHAHAHAHAHAH
i kneel ed sheeran
>cheaters win again
nice esport virgins
Valorant could never
So does Monte have hackers in their team?
multiple
>this rabid hobbit runs at you
what do you do????
awp shot him in short and kill him
Stand in off-angle and die without killing anyone
kek why tf did rallen push into that angle
inexperience. He just had to take over the B wrap and the round would have been easy for them
>rallen
>inexperience
KEK 10/10
playing 1000 lans with 5 people in the audience is not experience for playing against thousands of people vs the 2nd best team in the world
rallen played in a major before apex did
So did norbert, what's your point?
he didn't
are you moronic?
>bought a bunch of cypher stickies last week because I thought he looked like a funny little hobbit
>price already doubled
CAM ON INGERLAND
SCOR SUM FAKKIN ROWNDS
>price just x10
sell it homie
that was a fumble and a half
hope they don't get stunlocked by that awp
https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1659190298327801857
why does thorin dickride aleksimutt so much
what a throw
it's over bros.... what happened?
do you really think that itb can win against vitality?
>losing 1v2 to apex
its over
what's with the random asians in paris, i saw some asians rooting for heroic lol
rented crowd
we are everywhere chud
btw Black personhound lost
ok and
just curious, never expected em to root for danes. rooting for vitality, not so surprising tbh.
we dont mind asians here in France, like israelites they stay in their community, farm money and keep it subtle
gg itb
you guys had your fun at least
>volt choked that trade
cmon lads
>apex clutch
cannot imagine a more it's over moment
ItB reminds me of Furia if they were actually good
Can someone post some freya, I know someone has screenshots
some freya, I know someone has screenshots
🙁
she's got an instagram m8 just look at that
HOWEVER
CYPHER is single handedly entrying these gays into the semi finals
https://twitter.com/donhaci/status/1659250056019443725?s=46&t=Q10eIWfqICrPEThKVQR8aw
First funny don haci tweet
apex you faking homosexual if you lose us this major we will hang you from the tour eiffel you piece of shit..
>t. neL
Watching CYPHER play is like seeing Liquid when they get hard carried by YEKI
>breach
>cypher
>beating CS goats
uuhhhhh cs sisters???
uhh but ropz isnt playing?
AIEEEE SAVE US ZYWOO
I'm sorry, but did Vitality already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Vitality are still playing right now and they have been the best team in CSGO for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in CSGO who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the RMR. But you know what? They still fricking suck. Vitality are one of the best fricking teams in CS, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the major if the Niko didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the frick up before you make moronic topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Vitality wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the mongols just got a round based purely on luck, just like the Furia did. Are you a fricking drunk? Are you moronic? Are you autistic? You are a fricking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fricking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Vitality topics because you're a homosexual hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Frick you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fricking teams on the board, like I give a frick. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a moron. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fricking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Frick you. You are nothing.
FROG HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2v4 THROW
VITALITY SISTERS WHERE ARE WE????
zywoo threw
beautiful play from itb right there
>woman already crying
bro... it isn't over yet.
Wait is ITB UK team? Imagine taking out the frogs on their own turf
3 out of 5 are british and the two highest rated players are not.
>Volt
>British
>homesoil favourites and #2 team getting RAMMED by Brits, a Dutchman, and a boomer Pole
vitality sisters…
>itb losing momentum
britbros...............
>8 rounds on vertigo t side
no way they lose this map
I'm so happy this is not ESL with their stupid random crowd shots mid-round
Back to CYPHER owning
>zywoo
KWAB
cypher's rifling is insane
>i rate xi wu
that cypher lad cracks me up
there's no way these bongoloids arent cheating
t. nervous frog
>frog damage control
ahahah x
FROG HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
can't believe Quake skills translated into csgo so easily for Cypher
He played quake?
he's making a joke about a quake player called cypher
>he doesn't know
Gotards are easy prey for skilled quake legends
I told you lads. Quake skills > gotards
So he won quakecon 08 when he was 5?
>gotards think 16yo's Zywoo is a "young prodigy"
lmao
Can somebody explain the following for me?:
>A team will almost always win the enemy teams map pick and lose on their own pick
>Dominating teams always seem to get ecoed, and its often the start of a comeback for the losing side
Am i just scizo or something? Nobody else seems to notice this.
if you're good on a map, you play a lot and you have a lot of demos for other teams to anti-strat.
its common in most e-sports of teams losing their strong maps in the deep end of a tourney
>this is cypher on attack
imagine on defense, they wont have time to breath, he will suffocate them
vitality should hope they get the T pistol because if ITB get pistol, they are in a world of hurt
losing opponents map pick is not unusual. teams only prepare to win two maps.
>french video production skills
TOTAL
ANDERS
DEATH
What causes this?
just a bit of banter lil zoom
CYPHERRRRRRRR
LOOOOOOOL
HOLY FRICK CYPHER BAAAASED
CYPHER THE FUTURE TOP 5 IN THE WORLD
he's unironically cheating
I KNEEL
ED SHEERAN WHAT THE FRICK WAS THAT
Reminder ITB humiliated ENCE and fnatic on Vertigo.
why the frick is Magisk wide there
?
he's wide all the time wdym
*wins the major*
sit down cypher you still just a kid
>Vitality coming alive
Yeah its over Britbros......
brit sisters..
was pretty obvious that the brits would crumber playing as ct, cypher cant carry in ct
?
It's over. Please tell me this was Vitality's map pick
No, ITB's
start ze comeback
KWAB
How does CYPHER make these plays
total partnershit death
vitality is missing their shots, his first kill on the bomb planter was cool but the second just whiffed
I get killed faster in my dumb lvl6 lobbies
if cypher doesnt get multi kills, its gg
and he's doing it
predict the team that will buy CYPHER
TSM
sentinels
g2
>cypher can just crouch push mid site in a 4v5 with everyone in vitality on the site
lmao
britbong sisters..
they are slipping. No reason to still be THAT aggressive on B ramp on your own in a 5v4. Also lmao @ rallen jumping through molotov
tesco peek
VIKING'D
>le heckin' hobbit easily discarded by a washed up fatass
>french team getting carried by danes
>Magisk finds out that if they don't win 2-0 he'll run out of snus
it's ogre for the britbongs
>magisk decided to pick up the frogs' slack
oh boy
MAKING
Spinx graffiti spray
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ik ook moment
oh nooooo
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
UHHHH CRUCIAL !?
>It's over
It's so over
CRUCIAL GRAFFITI
now thats a graffiti moment
It is so over
ITB is just Cypher and 4 bots. get this lad to a tier 1 team and let the others rot
I BOLIEVE I CAN FLY
>watch your step
thats the difference between T1 teams and T2 teams
how they handle the pressure
maybe, but there's still an argument to be made that too many T2 team will never get the chance to play under pressure since they're wienerblocked by the partner system
>le Flying Dutchman
Most painful thing I've seen since the legendary jackinho whiff
ITB without cypher is tier 4
ITB without cypher is valorant team
Le scrappy underdog bros.... Is this the end of our little meme run?
Maybe, but it's been a hell of a ride.
cypher did his job man 6-11. the other 4 had to step up for defense.
just get a fricking knife out and run to their booth
activate the lasers lads
You tried Cypher
Hello sirs
ah well, nt bongs
Good try but their B side defense sucks
>cypher playing alone on 1 site
>the other 4 couldnt hold a site for 5 rounds
it hurts
>sp*nx somehow topfragging
>0 impact eco and exit frags exclusively
i don't even know how Spinx is the highest rated Vita player this map
him, Zywoo and Magisk are all on 20 frags but the latter two made much more impact imo
literally me when I play
ITB odds for anubis 10.22
>morons still believe these ultra dogshit teams are anywhere close to this level
monte is winning this major 🙂
xD
>Thomas 8-21
MAHONE ZONE
>zywoo even looks better than s1mple now
it's truly over for the "GOAT"
poor crucial
that will haunt
this gonna be like a 16-5
You tried your best bongs, cypher was disgusting on that T side good lord
free win for botality, bongs cant win a sunny map
lmao what
i mean, vertigo was their best chance and they got bottled on the CT side
ggwp
PARIS EST MAGISK
magiskb0y
>anubis
Isn’t this what liquid also stomped them on? It’s never been more over
WIDEISK
magisk on a heater
how do i increase difficulty level of bot thomas? hello?
HAHAHA
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
apex trolling
wtf
BOTPEX
Xd
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA
uh apex sisters?
second graffiti
apex iq?
It's such a dilemma....want to support the boys but also want a vitality heroic final.
support the boys because vitality heroic is inevitable
>vitality think they can beat ITB without hacks
LEL
third map is coming
deja vu
ITB can do this
>"girls" who say anon
anon i...........
I am a girl that says anon
post feet
No
>and they carry it in style
>get carried by two danes and a literal israelite
lil israelite aint carrying shit
whatever I want mirage
cypher the menace
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
HEY ZYWOO VAI TOMA NO CU
>AUG SHOTS
what a god
super crisp again
>Spinx 0-7
Palestine bros we are here
STOP JINXING
apex clip? I was taking a shower
spinx do literally anything challege (impossible)
the broccoli israelitefro is infecting his brain
>Spinx
>007
oy vey injecting 6million.exe
>biwoo
?_?
zy likes men ?
duh, he's french
BOOBA
jesus fricking christ
AUG abuser
what would (you) do?
i seriously thought these guys could actually do some damage but this is just embarrassing
any baj here
>cypher has a better AWP than crucial
>cypher is also the entry
my guy needs some help
Cypher's definitely going places
cruc1al's been a liability since ever
Magisk and Zywoo carrying again but Spinx will just kill 20 people from behind next half
Even if ITB lose, CYPHER probably secured some kind of future promotion
Dan! this is your mother watch you language young man I did not raise a sailor.
If you continue I'll grab the soap and wash your mouth!
Good chance CYPHER will get picked up by MOUZ or OG or some other Euro team.
>downgrading
no way he accepts it
Jason O'Toole more like Jason The Tool because frick me he's dumb as a rock
pussy
i woulda charged in with dualies and 1v4'd them
the apex acting like a moron angry child act has gotten really fricking old man
Someone on Ganker had to teach me there is a /vm/ board. I started playing CSGO again in February and kept checking /vg/ for a general and was disappointed when I would never see one.
welcome! just watch out for the foxhole thread
Thank you, I do not know what a foxhole thread is.
Yes I used to post a little bit, had no idea about /vm/. I am watching the major too my friends.
Welcome anon
Thread used to be on /vg/ until /vm/ was created but there is a major tournament right now so most discussion here will be about that for a couple of days
Two good things going for ITB here is Anubis is T favoured and CYPHER can body people like he did on Vertigo.
ITB is a pretty good team but they are still tier 2
>Thomas
????
>he is straight up rushing mid solo through molly
for frick's sake man. At least just go with the rest of the pack and entry.
if you have a mac10 and your goal is to kill an awper, you only need 1 hp.
Thomas so fricking shook by the crowd this entire match
yup
>3v3 save
they're mindbroken, onto mirage we go
Just started watching. How's the crowd been? I'll probably go back and watch the whole VOD if it's been good.
crowd mic is shit, but there is a crowd
I hate this b***h ass saving shit
You literally have a 3v3 with a skill advantage
I fricking hate the save meta
the over analyzing and pushing saves ruined all the hype. no one clutches anymore
>those are the risks that have always been missing from Zywoo's game
fire this fricking moron, what the frick is he talking about?
gg itb you guys tried
omg its kenny s?
>ITB thread
>ITB loses
it's ogre
>bennys
The amount of people who bought those horrid Vitality shirts LMAO
>french
>people
Im sure those are normies who doesnt know shit and bought it just to blend in
>shox
based
Why was the crowd cheering for NA legend Liquid.Shox?
Na na na wait till I get my money right
OMG ITS LE 2 FRENCH CHEATERINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only shox cheated though
gg bongs, you tried
>sees your shadow through the smoke
damn
>jiggle baiting zywoo
this homie thinks he's playing against Xellow
they're going home..
it's over, beaneatingbros
tick tock sound puts me off
so...
How far is liqued gonna make it?
With their already emo personality and the crowd probably against them? They better start strong (lol) or they're getting 2-0ed.
Emo personality??
They get super sad/tilted at the smallest shit.
Crowd is gonna be against them tomorrow
Not as bad as they were for heroic but it will be very obvious
>bad guys won both games
not yet
they are not coming back
Finals are definitely going to be heroic vs. vitality
I like making fun of Brits, I hope we see more ITB at big events
>cypher gets the kill
>2 CT focused on you
>thomas not coming from main to trade
>2 CTs killed them all
>THEN thomas comes through main in a 1v3
its sad this guy crumbled under the pressure but he will improve with more experience like this
>good guys won both games
but wait, there's more!
>Europa League final
>Sevilla
Moubros...
it's not Jjoever yet.......
I'm actually hoping for Mourinho to win it. Back to Back Conference to Europa League sounds kino af. Especially sicne Roma hasn't won frick all until he came
Before he came they were playing Champions League. They're now farming the Conference League while finishing 6th in the league
half of the starters have been injured or coming off injury not fully ready for the entire past month
EL trophy (+ CL spot) >>> doing good in the league anyway, everyone knows which one will be remembered in the future
He won't win an EL trophy.
If he does I do agree
Can't wait to see him malding after the inevitable loss to Sevilla
ITB put up a good fight. impressive for their first big tournament. im not impressed by vitality though, i feel like theyre going to get stomped by heroic if they get to the finals
arent heroic the biggest chokers
>has 9k
>doesn't go for it
>THEN FRICKING THROWS THE AWP AWAY
actual moronation
>surprised a cheater can't into economy
His decision making is generally okay, but this one in particular was really stupid
its part of the script. now ITB is allowed to toggle and comeback to overtime
I didn't expect ITB to make it interesting, tbh.
NOT JUST YET FR*NCHIES
i hate moses so much goddamnit
Harry and Hugo robbed
WHAT A FKN ENTRY
is sp0nx the biggest fraud in cs right now
not even the biggest fraud in the team
nah
why are you posting faze's best player?
this guy is still playing and ""IGLing""
he's just american
Mediocre player but good captain. If he left, within 2 months Elige and Yekindar would be fighting, NAF would sign with a European squad, and any semblance of performance from oSee would be gone. Look what happened to Liquid's strong 2019 roster when he left in 2020.
He's the best we've got, okay?
why is zywoo not using the AWP? Nerves?
sometimes you're just not feeling it with the awp
quit dropping the awp you frickin dork
this. just rush in and kill them all youre zywoo ffs
>into the choke
>chokality
This semen slurping map isn't for me
No help
Damn... it's ogre. Is Heroic vs. Faze worth watching even if I already know the result?
yes, unironically some of the best cs played so far this major
Sweet gonna watch now
Who is the favorite after today's matchup, Heroic or Vitality? Or is it still a tossup?
Definitely Heroic
I think it's still a tossup. I'm going to mald like crazy though if Vitality beats Heroic in the final.
Heroic and if Vitality brings the same level of game then it's not going to be close in the slightest
Think its gonna be vitality
Vitality is def a good ''counter' against heroic
Whoever wins Apeks vs TL will win the major
Trust me
Y'all homies sleeping on the apes
stop smoking crack
the only way heroic loses the finale is if they choke, they play two times better than botality
>the only way heroic loses the finale is if they choke
so you're saying there's a significant chance
I want to believe the d*nes are human after all, and all those grand final losses made them stronger
It was a decent match except for map 3
>ukcs
>kill cypher
>round's done
its sad
guy is taking down 2 every round and his team still cant convert
>silver morons baited by even bigger moron (Moses)
you never saw a CT player pick AK and drop it to teammate before? it was probably a team decision or Spinx asked for it
SOUL MATCH
SOUL CROWD
French people don't have soul plus they are muslim
The crowd is pretty white
gg good effort from ITB
cmon man, even in MM i know to tell the team to play defaults and wait for them to push you when this is what they do every round...
gg ITB, nice showing
GG
2-0 but much closer than I thought it'd be. I hope we see more ITB.
ITB was shit
They're a glorified pug team. This is way more than anyone expected of them.
Good try ITB, but just not experienced and skilled enough for this level. Hope you guys stick together and don't disband because CYPHER gets poached ASAP.
weakmind ITB
now the obvious games are done, i'm so fricking hype for tomorrow
Nice try ITB. You scared 'em at the start.
>feels like we just watched the semi finals
>instead there's actually 4 more shitters left
Dupreeh becoming the sole major record-holder right as CSGO ends would be kinda kino ngl.
.
My boy Cruc1al having a pretty weak day. Obviously scared having to go 1v1 with Zywoo
literally tells you all you need to know, yes they got 10 + each map but it just doesnt fricking matter when you dont win the important rounds which is what seperates tier 1 from the rest
Frauds. Get Mezii and Smooya.
>Inb4 locker room cancer
IK, I'm a hater
smooya's career is beyond over, watched him stand in with OG in blast showdown and he was worse than tier 3
Losing those 2 super easily winnable rounds on T side vertigo was the writing on the wall, specifically the one where rallen pushed mid into 3 fricking people for no reason
They pugged too hard
This must've been the first time they were up against a team playing actual good and disciplined CS. How could they have gotten away with those full moron plays for so long?
I'd say the writing was on the wall when crucial fell off vertigo into a trashbin
banks is probably shaking in his boots being that close to another mans face
Predictions for tomorrow?
>Monte 2:1 GG
>Apeks 1:2 Liquid
Might be wrong but im pretty sure its gonna be close between these teams
I think this as well though I hope for Lulquid to crash and burn.
Would be better if they played GL.
I'm expecting the same. Monte looked better than GL and the Liquid that Apeks faced last time isn't the same Liquid.
New to cs eSports, how do these underdog or "tier 2" teams get to play here, can anyone sign up for the tournaments.
>how do these underdog or "tier 2" teams get to play here
they beat t1 teams beforehand
open circuit, you'll only see that in valve events. Chang-sponsored e-sports don't do that
yeah there are 2 open qualifiers with random seeding that get you access into the RMRs which qualify you into the actual tournament
the top teams get direct access to the RMR, i dont remember how exactly but I think it's the top 16 of the previous major
>Sign up in the Open Qualifiers
>Win
>Get into the Closed Qualifiers
>Win
>Get into the RMR
>Win
>Get into the Legend Stage
>Win
You are now playing on the stage.
legitimately what ITB did
>https://www.hltv.org/events/7022/blasttv-paris-major-2023-europe-rmr-open-qualifier-1
that's the start of their major qual, hltv only shows round of 32 and up, but it started at round of 1024 for a few teams, and at round of 512 for most
amazing grind
tesco bros..
This Thomas guy managed to make himself irrelevant as team representative in 1 BO3
I want monte to be eliminated so we can have a white men grand finals
t. boris
wtf? Is that the romanian flag on the back of Volt's t shirt?
Yes, lol. Only two out of five players of le British boyzz as the commentators like to spam are Brits.
>volt is british it's just that HLTV only display flags that is your country of residence
m4ntuu was british during his time in OG because he used to live in UK and then it got changed to poland after he moved away
tell all the french fans to stop cheering for vitality then, they're proudly going "ALLEZ ALLEZ" for a mercenary israeli and two veteran danes with their danish coach. every one recruited not out of interpersonal issues or money problems or whatever, but explicitly to replace french people for being too shit
4/5 of itb have been in the british scene their whole careers, and they have the same number of major playoffs as vitality on a shoestring budget and 1/5 the tries
Oh you seen to be mistaken. I cannot wait to see Vitality lose their final while all those hornets in the crowd cry their eyeballs out.
he's Romanian
oh wow, didn't know I had TWO of my boys making it to the major. Nice run lads
he looks extremely britbongish, kinda like maguire
volt doesn't speak a word of romanian, he's as romanian as elige is polish
If I moved to Engurland and had an obviously Anglo name, would I pass as Bri'ish or always be American by casters' standards?
>casters' standards?
Standards for Anglo imports =/= standards for non-Anglo imports
Man, I really wish Faze had won today. Would've made things a lot more exciting. Now Heroic vs. Vitality seems like a foregone conclusion.
you wanted faze to win cause they'd be more likely to lose to gl/monte?
>ITB Edition
KWAB
How do I stop myself from roasting the living frick out of my trio partner when he does moronic things. For context, he is higher rank than me, and has put in way more hours than me, but always does moronic shit like push solo in a 1v2 just because the last guy on the other team was low health, or leaving his teamate during a 3v1 when they could have stuck together while I was already solo on the other side of the map. He gets so defensive and then starts trolling me whenever I make a mistake (never make mistakes nearly as moronic as him, just bad aim). I just want him to know he's moronic, but it always kills the mood
i had a friend like that and i unironically forced him to entry frag every round by egoing/subtly bullying him because he was a liability late round.
>For context, he is higher rank than me, and has put in way more hours than me
solo queue the same rank he has or get even higher one so you can have a word to say
if you have numerically worse stats than him you should just shut the frick up dumb Black person you are not as good as you are
It's a game sometimes you just gotta try and go for glory. I also stopped tryharding and just try to pull of epic clutches even when these often fail. If you hit that one it's worth it.
Stop taking it so seriously. If you want to keep taking it so seriously, find another trio partner. Overall though, I'd recommend focusing on people's strengths rather than their weaknesses. Be the hype man, not the toxic guy. 99% of the time, someone knows already when they did something stupid or messed up, and the same goes for doing something smart or good, but which would you rather reinforce?
You should considering not being such a whiny b***h, and try to hold your salt back. Though if he can't help himself then you should probably just stop playing with him
t. someone who has been in the exact same position
I play 5 stack with a pool of about 8 people from a discord server and none of us would ever call a play dumb or bad. Your friend is having fun and so should you.
how does one acquire a pool of players to play with?
t. soloq faceit player
2 guys have friended me from just playing casual defuse and not being a dickhead / having fun and talking, but I dont want friends so I ignored their requests
Fricking great I haven't solo Q'd for years now. Some classmate from my highschool (graduated 10 years ago) invited me once and added me to the group of his gamer buddies. Now I regularly play together and it's great.
NTA, but I just soloqueued while buzzed/drunk for a few months and added or was added by the guys I clicked with in game. Some of them I played dozens of games with since, some of them I haven't played any games with since, and several I've played more than 100 with and have become friends somewhat even outside of the game. You just gotta be social, even if that seems obvious.
If you add some cool people while playing you'll find some of them just mass invite their friends list and often manage to get 3-4 man parties. It's weird but I sometimes play with a guy who does this and we had some fun
>when you gold nova 3 friend trashtalks you because you dont play seriously in a dumb low rank lobby as a supreme elite
going a topkek from me dawg, I play with friends that are bad too but if I dont kill atleast 3 persons per round I have no words to say
you are bad kid, learn from him since he has a better rank, it's for a reason
>Option 1
Git gud until you're obviously better than him, so he can't shittalk you and has to listen to you
>Option 2
Find someone else to play with. It's a game - if you're not having fun with him, why play with him?
monte vs gamerlegion is going to be hype
i can feel it
shan't be watching that shite anyhow
>dupreeh, Magisk and zonic win the last CSGO major ever
>gla1ve and device didn't even qualify and will probably never play tier 1 CS again
>Xyp9x demoted to the academy team
r8 Astralis ending
schadenfreude/10
>*Provides your tier 1 european team with a talented star rifler from a seemingly non-existent playerbase in your path*
>take duel
>lose
>take duel from behind
>win
based
>seemingly non-existent playerbase
>Nertz
>Flamez
>Xertion
>who vs who
>liquid vs who
not very exciting tomorrow tbh
Device will play tier 1 wether you like it or not
Is CSGOG pro or anti cadian?
pro
/our/ clown
I'm Cadian fan purely because the absurd malding he causes on HLTV and Twitch
our boy, he is SOUL incarnate and is not a stupid npc like the homosexual ziwoo
his gf is cute
no surprise since he seems like a cool dude, outside the obvious fact that the homosexual might be loaded in cash
I like this little hobbit like you wouldn't believe
How short is he, really? 5'2? Rough
too short to measure
he's a lanklet by hobbit standards
he was based on HLTV confirmed yesterday
great guest choice
They worked their way Into My Heart.
me on the left playing some dm
>crates full of official sponsor booze
can't wait for Banks cooking up some drunk shit again
me in the middle
Don't know much about the casters and lore as this is only the second event I've watched, but I always thought Machine was the "main guy" caster, but it seems like he's been casting a lot b stream and lesser profile games this major.
I watch cod eSports, and he used to cast cod in black ops 3 and was brilliant.
spunj and machine tend to get the final every time, I'd say they're the main cs casting duo at the moment
They're being saved for the finals.
However since this is blast I do suspect there might actually be a chance of a Scrawny & Launders finals
I fricking hope not, scrawny cannot help but scream and give the nost cringe descriptions starting from map 1 round 1
Scrawny casts like he just found the wikipedia article about stylistic devices
>THE DARING, DASTARDLY DANES OF HEROIC
I fricking hope so. No one in the arena will care about the English casters anyway, so I'd love for them to do it for the stream.
they are not BLAST's talents, they actually haven't been in a BLAST event since late 2021 I believe, so it makes sense for blast to give the main stream games for their main casting duo (launders & scrawny)
she is highly frickable who is that
>playing cs like a lone loser during an after party
Holy cringe
>be in a party with free booze and hot girls
>load up cs to grind deathmatch
must be autistic danes
is cadian the best IGL in the present?
Elige?
Does Elige know?
You, I, him, just know
>get gf a dog so she doesn't cheat on you with humans
is this how ancient men made sure their children were theirs?
On a side note. How do we fix this shit fricking team
Forgot to attach the image
well well well, what do we have here
Crazy how much coldzera cheated and got away with it
more than half of the players on the list cheated at one point during their pro career. device might unironically be the only legit player on that entire list.
yo this valorant match going crazy rn you guys are watching tariks stream right?
sean.......... i am forgotten..................................
was the freakazoid dude good back in the days?
why do people ""retire"" once they start losing or get kicked from their team, the dude now has a 300viewers top stream and has to take Black persongambling sites paycheck to gamble during his streams
He was like kinda okay. Even back then NA latched onto any kind of hopium they could get their hands on. When that C9 squad was doing well, it definitely wasn't on his shoulders, but more like the entire team had their honeymoon period. After that ended, the team split and he faded into obscurity
Sunday
https://www.dust2.us/news/36549/timbermen-add-second-chinese-player
wtf I thought these guys were racists?
>timbermen to become the best NA team behind Liquid
ropz is a cheating homosexual and I am glad I dont have to watch that disgrace anymore
I remember liking banks during the online era where his only appearances were during brief post-match interviews in BLAST tournaments
Liquid is winning this shit
Liquid vs. Heroic in the finals
Osee goes insane in map 3
2-1 Liquid
Kino finals
SS this
subscribe
honestly, burgers winning in France would be great 2bh
>Aquagays getting wienery again
>all casters clammering up with the bywoo best in the game narrative
>event backed by the French government insistent on prestige and glory
>path towards the final "coincidentally" in heavy favor of Vitality
uhhhh I might be on to something here
if you knew how matches would turn out, you could know the playoff bracket before the tournament even started
and half the shit was decided by power rankings from last major and the rmrs
>filter cheat, toggle, hack
>csgog experience becomes 200% better
one easy trick!
Vitality/Heroic grand final is what a Fnatic/NIP grand final was back in my day
Fixed?
Expected but still entertaining.
>you now remember the early NiP-VeryGames derbies where NiP won every time
you now remember wrtt, the team that beat the poles and nip in a random online tournament, featuring such banned players as xelos and emilio, leading to the jw bust video and cheat purchase image
wrtt got yeeted from the tournament and nip beat verygames in the final
That pic is clearly him trolling
probably, but he deleted vod straight after and made it look suspicious as all hell. was a very deserved kick from the competition
Good morning sirs
>monte makes it to the grand final
>beat heroic 2-0
>woro stands up
>BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
>blast admins wheel out a hangman’s noose with nafany strung up
>FRICK PUTIN AND FRICK ZIGGERS
>kicks the chair out from nafany’s feet
>crowd goes wild
Alright, but actually what if he wins it?
i WANT to believe
Honestly it'd be hilarious as frick
He'd deserve it. He's been quietly carrying Liquid this Major after an unusually poor start against Apeks.
it's NA time soon
why can this guy not pronounce his Js?
he has that gay lisp that comes from multiple STDs weighing you down mentally and from ruining his throat muscles with dick
Our guys Liquid are full powered up now lads. Should be a quick 2-0 tbh
Nice, all setup and ready for the T2 darbies day.
I'm feeling that monte is going to destroy gl
put down a parlay bet on liquid to go 2-0 and monte to win. what we thinking lads? i am a degen gambler or a genius?
If you're buying any betting products more complicated than "x team wins" you're a degenerate.
Sounds reasonable. Liquid's looking a lot better than when they last faced Apeks and Monte's looked more impressive than GL.
liquid haven't looked good at all this tournament. you have one god game from yekindar to beat navi, and osee's one good series he does every 12 months to beat ITB. everything that's not that has been shit
you're absolutely delusional if you think liquid will win
elige and nitro turn up for big games like this
bump
Xd
OH NO NO NO NO
thats how NA work though they just need one guy to pop off. Apeks will crumble on stage imo
>apeks crumble on stage
got jkaem and styko, they're old hands. nawwks been around too
more likely for osee and elige and nitro to crack than apeks
fricked it lads
this map pool sucks dick.
-vertigo
-ancient
+cache
+dust
zoomers would piss and shit their pants at not seeing the absolute newest, most complicated maps that require 50 different smoke line ups per bomb site just to enter without losing 4 people
The problem isn't the map pool, the problem is the mickey mouse coin toss bo3 instead of doing bo7.
i mean yeah thats bad too but i really hate watching these maps
Cache update ruined it, Dust 2 was fazed out so people wouldn't complain about CS2 being just Dust 2.
HEROYAM SLAVA
Sex now
for me it's the guy losing the mickey mouse bo1 rock-paper-scissors giveaway decider and blaming the format
>no ynk
>no kassad
>no trace
>no lucy
what a shit talent line up
kys
They shooped their heads right?
This cannot be legit...
that siuhy hhaircut is absolute dogshit
cl_forehead 0
better than cl_norwood 5
>no ynk
>no kassad
>no trace
>no lucy
what a great talent line up
>elige turns up for big games
I don't care about either of the games today. I am rooting for good games.
I miss train.
D2, Cache, Train, Cobble...
Valve has something against good maps.
He streams on kick now mate
does he still do 24+ hour streams looking blasted on coke?
Freya is an absolute angel.
I wish she would drain my bank account and let me smell her feet.
let's go BOROS
go kill
2nd best rated player on LAN in the last 3 months btw, in a hard entry role
This freya luster is consistently the worst poster in this discord
The a1s unbalanced troony was preferable to this coombrained ape
>only one person likes Freya
What's the point of a major without the GOAT
YUST
BOROS is smiling it's OVER
imagine being a russcuck right now, watching through a VPN, hoping that your chinese android phone's mandatory mobilisation app doesn't ping
I'm here to watch Woro togglo
for me, it's shoe hay
tbh at least there's SOME people in the audience for this game.
this isn't brazil where people only turn up if 100% of both teams are Brazilian
BOROS to fnatic when?
Boros to OG or vitality for peak shithousery
Likelier chance for CYPHER to go to fnatic. BOROS would be downgrading to go to OG unless OG pays much better.
-fashr -roej +siuhy +cypher
fnatic needs an IGL albeit
I am rooting for both teams unironically
same bro same. can't hate anyone here. rooting for sdy a bit more cuz frick s0mple.
if it wasnt for sdy i would be for GL
but imagining simple in his hotel room eating his third room service call, texting his ex-gf and seething in rage is too good
more like drinking his second bottle of vodka of the day
he has a lot of signs of alcohol abuse
>scraunders
absolutely keyed
wtf is up with this tropy man, did someone put it in goo?
flubber bros...................
i have a flubber happy meal toy somewhere in storage
reminds me of these
no playing this game doesn't age me, frick you
>do 30 damage
>LETS FRICKING GO
did I miss the Furia vs Astralis game?
A TEAM NAMED GAMER LEGION
GAMER
LEGION
and theres the gaymerlegion toggle
FOR FRICKS SAKE BLAST SHOW THE PLAYER CAM WHEN THERE IS A MILISECOND DEFUSE
pog that acor play
-dexter -torzsi
+siuhy +acoR
dexter can murder you with his bare hands
Ever noticed how every single pro from Turkey and middle east are all aim, negative brain morons?
brown people all have 2 digit IQs
another day of silver opinions
Another day of having to share aboard with subhuman A*ab filth
woro2iq
WOOOOO epic tracking through smoke followed by quick double headshot by formerly unknown wonderkid! What are the odds?!
the new twist
solid rounds
>literal replay of his screen from a camera behind him and people still post bait tracking shit
i'm tired
Dear Mr Producer,
I don't want to see another case opening in the crowd unless they hit something nutty.
Yours,
Me
Hahahaha that quick headlock through wall inbetween Tetris and palace by IM
Remove overlay and it's like watching a HvH game
HvH?
Hack vs hack. It's a community of hackers going at each other
maybe they're just good at the game
We do a bit of hacking hehe
Nah but how would an aimlock actually work? If you press a button and the cheat moves yours mouse, but your hand doesn't move it would be too suspicious??
>What is micro toggling
nickelodeon trophy
>hardstuck 1100 elo noobs can’t fathom the capabilities of guys playing in a major
fricking ruin my life dog monte
half my fricking rent gone in one round frick you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
how the frick does boros get that
Hoping for a life ending injury for the monte team, tbh
you could always enlist, ivan
>hating Ukrainians = Russian
Swing and a miss, moron.
sdy is so calm all the time
He knows that if things go sideways he can always tap page down 3 times while holding control on the 2nd time.
He spent months being yelled at by s1mple and having to play on so he's learned to be cool under pressure.
proud of my lil' romanian gypsy brother carrying this game ngl
TOTAL GLWIGGER DEATH
you can literally see gamerlegion shift walk perfectly out of the way to stay hidden
incredibly blatant
HOLY SHIT m4a1s is so weak, if you're still using it over m4a4 it means your aim/spray control is trash. Goddamn zoomers.
Gamerlegion is going to be the new TSM or Titan line-up
since when is Titan coming back to CS?
on hltv confirmed 2 days ago Striker said that
nice
someone could pick them up for sure
Wasn't titan rights so moronicly expensive tho?
who /wageslave/ here
>he doesn't have a comfy wfh job
>he didn't at least take thu and fri off to watch the games
could never be me
Me.
But I'm SEA so I'm already free.
>pick up weapon
>they peek
these kids are shameless
Sound moron
Stupid fricking morons why did you pick Mirage. FRICK.
why did you bet on 1.50 odds
I didn't bet, I'm just rooting for them. Mirage is such wienery moron map pick you just hope to out aim them.
ye i was expecting nuke too
GL overpass was pretty fricking strong from what i've seen, i hope for 1-1 but it will be hard
Yeah they should have picked Nuke.
Don’t quite trust these GamerLegion guys. They come out of nowhere, who are they? Taking down top teams and now Monte gods? Kind of odd, they were nothing before. Not saying they cheat but can you say you have ever seen one if their players before this tournament…? No… maybe admins should be taking a look but are afraid to blow up tournament for fair play of Monte.
They knocked G2 out of the Rio major
Suihy = goat mouz academy igl from the 4x champions era
Acor = god tier awper from mouz
Rest = shitters
time to remove dexter and torzsi and beg them to come back
iM is by far their best player and also the highest rated player this major
has the best cheats
>/magog/ making fun of siuhy's haircut while he's the one playing a in million dollar video game tournament, gaining fame and chicks while (You) are either an ugly neet or a wageslave incel not destined for anything important
Zoomer chads won. /magog/ chuds lost.
we're making fun of the wigger keoz here and deservedly so.
GAMER
LEGION
A FRICKING TEAM NAMED """GAMER""" LEGION CAN WIN A MAJOR
So what's your big idea then, field a legion of non-gamers?
we are legion
we do not forgive
we do not forget
We. Are. GAMER.
Let me know when the game starts
siuhy's got the jawline of troll face.
>GL is 92% WR on Overpass
Dios mio...
It's over
Very sus team…
but enough about Monte
>doesn't ban overpass with 92% winrate
>0 iq picks mirage cause its their lowest winrate map
They are actually just gonna drop out cause of terrible picks lol.
>doesn't ban overpass with 92% winrate
wdym, they have permaban inferno, everyone knew GL will pick ovp, not much you can do about it
>iM team kill
kek
these maps get fricked in big tournaments by teams that counterstrat them but i dont think this will be it yeah
and would we recognise a single name on that list?
Late reply but here
just hoping this goes to 3 maps so there is minimal downtime before my Liquid boys play
just play the game or something if there is no third map
not worth warming up and playing one game just to get titled before my boys lose to a tier 2 team, sounds like a horrible start to the day
play gun game
isn't the start time approximate relative to the end of the previous match?
no idea
It has been in the previous stages. I don't know what they're doing now that they have an in-person audience.
Who else hoping liquid will simply… evaporate?
i want them to narrowly win the first map and then get destroyed on the next two
did monte do this many moronic CT pushes throughout the other stages?
Ynr bymas
fricking kwab
>pistol no armor round win
now THIS is tier 2 cs
Why is there such liquid hate here?
Liquid breaking too many hearts too many times to love
I don't get it
why does he look like that
Like it or not this is what peak steppe performance looks like
this lil' homie is outcalling the shit out of Monte.
too intelligent
>they are on eco?
>lets push 1 by 1
monte have completely lost the plot what the frick are they doing
sdy is getting exposed
I hate scrawny. I hate scrawny. I hate scrawny. I hate scrawny.
hes not been bad today
I can hear the saliva flying out of his mouth whenever he says a "P"
>lose pistol
>force buy
>lose force buy
>eco and lose
>gun round, push and lose
>return to a force buy, rinse and repeat
montards
>moron in the crowd yelling "boosted"
>moron on monte loud dropping then re boosting
that was me
they heard him you piece of shit frick ukraine frick russia frick all slavs hahah
byebye Monte
trust me they will win the eco
GL has a better chance of making it competitive against Heroic right?
no, the worst part about this game is noname toggling onliners like GL stand zero chance against heroic versus an established team with strategies and experience like monte
this CSGO major is giving me the courage to go for a morning run in my Heroic jersey but i'm afraid of someone beating my ass for being a Heroic fan in public
I was at a music festival a couple of weeks ago and some guy was wearing cargo shorts and a faze clan hoodie. Remember it could always be worse.
>autism shorts
was he wearing autism shoes as well?
I dunno but I would guess he was wearing ratty trainers.
Monte looks outclassed
has monte saved once?
Sum Dae-Jung being exposed right now
Faze is not nearly as bad as wearing a heroic jersey, at least people have fond memories of MW2 trickshots and shit
I feel like that would make things even more awkward to wear in public, at least with Heroic you could maybe fool someone into thinking it's some obscure sports jersey instead of revealing to the world you're a gamer
If I were ever in charge of an esports org I would immediately make sure the jersey and logo would look like a football club
Vita jerseys were pretty cool
KWAB
>GL lost to Navi
>Navi lost to Monte
>therefore Monte>GL
Why are they getting stomped then?
Jesus
When Will They Learn
how did navi lose to this
props to gamerlegion having zero shame in being randy rushing toggling morons
And this is a CT sided map. Hard to see Monte come back from this.
not necessarily in these tier 2 moron games but yeah its over
Monte the biggest fraud ever
monte are playing the same way they did against navi, but gamerlegion spacing/positioning is crazy. sluhy's entries have been insane
crazy how they are always ready and never caught off by anything and punish every call perfectly
watching im and keoz is like watching a game banned waller in MM, every angle, perfect, every push, perfect, every time, perfect
absolute state of sdy, his hands must be shaking
this is purely aim-diff, nothing else
monte prepped against teams like navi and didnt expect to come up against these morons
dude did you look at the minimap at all this map? They are being eaten alive strat-wise
that too but even if they stack a site, GL is converting the 2v4s
>cant ghost the tv
>get destroyed by some randos
makes you ponder
togglerlegion
someone paid monte to lose
i suppose they are waiting a few more rounds before toggling. no way they are this bad.
siuhy thought about it for a sec.
these crunches are perfect
Yesterday was the as expected results. Will today be the upset day?
>front row seats can only see one of the teams
they're literally molesting them
GL masterclass
come on, no one can watch gamerlegion POVs right now and say they are legit
this is straight blatant
>ITB Edition
damn right, check the sticker I got
what a disappointment
i expected 3 maps with close games
check him pc
the shoulda gone nuke
>slavic pigs out
good day today, hope apeks put a good match
private cheat masterclass
This is gonna be shortest B03 of the entire major
I hope at least GL will be like this when they play against heroic
>I hope at least GL will be like this when they play against heroic
they will get anihilated, heroic play forril
Heroic has better cheats
I would beat Machine's ass
Why is CSGO discussion on Ganker so dead?
what a dumb push from woro wtf was that
ive been half asleep
has there been a single timeout from monte?
no
they should really call a tech pause and turn thri monitors on
zelenskysisters, our response?
Those Monte guys sure will be crushed when a Russian wins the last CSGO major.
Oh, wait...
They should let Monte win for Ukraine
gg
Romania pride worldwide
Slava Ukraini!
M OMEGALUL NTE
>no more ukraine homosexualry
thank frick
I genuinely can't think of a single time it's been mentioned on the broadcast.
Wrecked. Surprising.
>obliterates monte
el atrocidad
I KNEEL
wtf redditbros it wasn't meant to be like this... i thought slobber ucranei was meant to win!
yikes lol
>1.78 +23
What the frick
iM-dono…YAMETEEEEEEEEEE
>1.78
fricking hell, monte got thoroughly destroyed
its till 2 hours till the next game
>so tilted they forgot time-outs exist
okay that was some kind of slick wordplay by scrawny, i'll give him that
using woroboros (ouroboros) then saying everything comes to an end
interesting, never even crossed my mind
it's somewhat common that he has some shit prepared, when he's doing one of his pronouncements
he said it
Pickemsisters, how we holding up?
not good
>faze beating heroic and winning the major
>lelquid beating vitality
are you moron
>are you moron
indeed
yeah, i suggest you avoid pickems in the future
most people hit gold already from yesterday and a lot stand no chance of platinum because of legends stage
i have a heroic v vitality final with vitality winning, liquid to beat apeks and monte to beat GL, if im lucky ill get gold at this rate
if you got 5/9 on challenger or legends you should be guaranteed gold already
you get 3 points for actually filling the pickems and 1 for buying the coin, so you only really need to pick correct on two phases of the major to secure gold
i got 5 on the challengers but legends absolutely assraped me and left me with 3 correct
she'll be right then, I think it will be hard for anyone to be stuck on a silver coin after Vitality + Heroic gave a lot of people a free point to make up for getting fricked on legends
fair point
not bad at all. Sadly the legends stage was too crazy and was 1 pick away from getting it.
HELL YEAH BROTHER SLAVA UKRAINI SO BRAVE
>Based Belgians once again repelling the subhuman asiatics
Ok polcels we get it, you hate a country currently being invaded because you’re a contrarian.
I hate a country current being invaded and currently invading because they are subhumans with nuclear weapons holding back western european humanity.
geopolitics through the lens of a 5 year old
i hate all slavs because every single one I met in videogames are moronic beyong belief and/or literally grief me
we are not the same
freya should gain ~5kg or so t.bh.fa.m
my anorexic wife
i can put 5kg in her in around 9 months
so fricking obvious
>0 russians in playoffs
>0 ukrainians in semis
what a comfy major
0 brazilians in playoff
0-3 always remember
They will never understand (how funny that was)
Kek found scrawny hater on reddo account
>Frick it, someone meme that shit
Le go le back to le reddit
I never left
he's in the right for hating scrawny, in the wrong (along with you) for using reddit
very true, frick off
le go le back
>no u don't get it, as long as someone tells me I'm a moron for doing it, I'm in the right
Le okay le moron
i cant stop thinking about reddit bros
god i want liquid to lose so bad. fricking hate the whole na scene. bunch of paycheck stealers
>country that invents something is bad at it
story repeats itself
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
it's over
>ancient
it's over
Why ban mirage instead of Ancient??? Ban such a reliable map wtf.
Not sure about Anubis and overpass, Liquid have so few games on those maps.
best NA deathmatch server?
chicago
any highschool
Iem Boston
fl0m > DMFRENZY > aimbotz workshop map > WarmupServers
I wish all dogshit WarmupServers were ddos’d into oblivion. Absolutely unplayable garbage that is somehow the most popular.
>dogshit WarmupServers were ddos’d into oblivion. Absolutely unplayable garbage
qrd
works fine in EU and you bump onto pro players every day
I love watching the same video 20 times by the time finals come around
you will watch this video 3 more times and you will enjoy it
i swear if i hear another "ITS LE LAST EBIN EPIC FINAL CS MAJOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!" im switching to valorant
I wonder if most of the pros even care that it's the last GO Major. It feels very forced on them to say this or else they're seen as not caring about the game. Almost all of them are going into CS2 anyway and want to win a Major there too.
I can't believe no one told Banks to quit this shit yet
jej
the hype casting works if the crowd is interactive but the crowd seems only interested in VIT matches
>no nip liquid
zamn
>he proved it against former teammates
he proved it against former teammate*, he never played with brollan, aleksib, headtr1ck, or k0nfig
despair
>we have to listen once more the fricking double digit iq banks reading the stupid player description and screams
>you are playing for this 3d printed/play-doh trophy
what are they scanning for? vibrating butt plugs?
chess once again innovating and staying ahead of the curve
wanna bet on liquid losing anyone?
already did for map 1
IT'S OVER FOR LIQUIDgayS
pickem saved I want apeks to win
osee somehow consistently misses shots where his crosshair is on the guys body
he's one of the worst AWPers I've seen at a pro level. yekindar saves that gay so many times when he misses shots.
he just like me fr fr
apeks revenge arc is too strong
>nonames vs NA trash
>machine, chad casting
>ancient, Anubis
I dare you to come up with a worse combination.
and overpass, I cannot
why are you watching then?
i have nothing else to do, my life is barren and empty of enjoyment
I’m snuggled in bed with my cat, shitposting on Ganker on my phone with the game playing on my tablet.
You’re right though I’m actively considering closing the stream and watching a luetin09 video.
your cat fricks black men
Most sane NA CS fan
>kyxsan_1_Niko_0
imagine this Macedonian kid winning it after 4 months in tier 2 CS and becoming the only Balkan player with a major
would truly be the APEKS of kino
there is a world where apeks win, they play good cs
for sure
>AKEKS beating heroic
Not happening.
it will be GamerLegion vs Apeks in front of 50 people and there is nothing you can do about it, cctGODS won, partnercucks lost
I would be happy with this but i shant be watching
gg elige sucks and na sucks, im going to sonic
>Liquid actually has a decent support in Paris
apologize NAgays
>shako
oSee really should have thought about his username better
Liquid are so dogshit
imagine even imagining liquid winning anything
oSee can you SEEEEEE by the ancient's mid light..
>oSee can you SEEEEEE
bit racial, innit
>shitlige
Never though I'd see the day Styko became a fragger
>lelige
LIQUID BROS??
are launders and scrawny casting anything?
will i have to endure machine or anders every match
they cast the previous match
if only liquid got a decent AWPer, they would unironically be competing for trophies
refrezh bros we're here
it's joever
>Liquid has been claiming they've got a 7 map pool since the start of the year
>they couldn't even ban 1/2 of Apeks' best maps
good job moronos
mickey mouse bo3, they will win a bo11.
i bet they would stomp in hostage mode
bo3 - mg, surf, bhop and they will win flawlessly
all im saying is that NA won a major under trump and has been a complete joke before and after
Who the frick are these Apeks guys even?
>who the frick is jkaem and styko
hello newbie!
>one of the best tier 2 players, 2 veterans who've been in major playoffs before and one former t1 player
hello reddo
if there was a round that was toggled, that was it
what a c**t
>"experience" smoke "wiggles"
i missed these "wiggle" cheats. must have been years since i've seen them
yeah, about 3 years probably
>elige and osee
absolute state of shitlige
APOLOGIZE
ELIGE AND NOSEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how the heck are these production people automatically unmuting my youtube stream when the game restarts
>osee whiffing easy shots AGAIN
>noSee
remove the AWP from this homosexual, he's shooting blanks
We always intended to trail at the half bros. Don't worry!
I can't believe those cheating nonames are beating /ourguys/
>cheating nonames
>1 out of 2 Liquid rounds was due to Yekindar cheating with crowd help
They can't hear the crowd
????
they have noise canceling headphones so they can hear the game
have you watched one comms video in your life?
They can't hear the crowd, if they could they would have not been able to hear the game and the ventrilo server.
you are moronic, they can hear a bit and they can feel it easily.
Then what is the point of even wearing those headphones over some earbuds? let them use their own headset instead.
and I have my wiener down your mouth yet you can still squeal
>11-4
yes, but they can still hear a sudden roar from the crowd
they're not even in soundproof booths, they just have white noise pumped in
players have talked about being able to hear the crowd murmur and feel the vibration
of course they can, they just can't hear words but they hear the roar
this will be free for apeks if osee keeps going like this
50 hours in kovaaks and you can hit awp shots consistently yet some of these "pro" players cant hit a single shot if their life depended on it
this dog eater pangolin eater chinksee is keeping ourboys elige back
EAT SHIT CHEATING gay YEKINDAR
>isolating yourself in a confined environment practicing aim trainers
>exposing yourself in an open environment putting into-practice aim-training
is it just me or is twitch stuttering more than usual lately
the ads have been crazy, I'm pretty sure its something to do with it.
That's why I had to leave. It was shitting itself. After a day or so I had to close the tabs and reopen a new one. They need to unfrick themselves.
Liquid is Viperio with a Louvre agreement
>isak 1 major
>niko 0 majors
>thinking it was gonna be close games today
yeah, the monte blowout was anticlimactic, at least liquid's gonna come back and win this one
>at least liquid's gonna come back and win this one
via reverse sweep of course
>anglo tries to speak french
>anglo
what the frick is that Brit mutt, anyways?
the eternal anglo
as pathetic as frenchmen trying to speak english
do you reckon I have time to go to the ATM to withdraw some cash between maps?
How far is it?
like 15 minutes on foot
luton
then yes
sure. where is the ATM you'll be withdrawing cash from located at?
>yekindar just 1v4 entrying
OH ITS OVER
What is zonics law and is it actually NA copium?
Its that teams who are being dominated will make a sudden comeback and turn the tide
Is this the fabled scripted fake comeback I read about on hltv?
The schizo gamblers on there crack me up
It actually happens pretty often
think of NIP-Apeks
Faze did it like 3 times this major
Yeah happened twice yesterday in heroic vs faze, but it's just funny to me how they think it's scripted
zonics "law" is that 11-4 is not that hard of a comeback as it seems
The most dangerous lead
it's the equivalent to football's "rule" that says 2:0 is the most dangerous lead, in CSGO it's 11:4 as per zonic, ex-Astralis and current Vitality's coach
any luton anons down to make some quick cash?
beautiful retake
masterful retake
>cute lesbians
POST EM
>Shitquid
>team liquid
Any North Americans here?
Why are you guys so bad at this game? you love shooting don't you?
where is your team homosexual? at least we made it to playoffs and now the semi finals
wait till counter strike vr then youll see some shit on de_school
I'm Canadian, but I am good at the game because my parents are Polish immigrants and I am dual citizenship with Poland and would rather live in Poland tbh
european that moved to NA
they have 0 work ethic so not surprised
this but unironically
It's strange that a nation that's so obsessed with making money and being wageslaves are so lazy and uncommited to improving themselves
tbf they farm golds at shooting in olympics
number of countries with more players in playoffs than america:
>denmark
>ukraine
>poland
>great britain
which are you from? it would be truly embarrassing to be from a region with even worse players than america (let alone NA as a whole, which only denmark has more players than)
>comparing the entire US + canada to some eu countries
>comparing the entire US + canada to some eu countries
I didn't
canada has 2 players, in naf and twistzz. america has 2 in nitr0 and naf. the only countries with more players are denmark, ukraine (3), poland (3), great britain (3)
russian scene is worse, swedish scene is worse, finnish scene is worse, german scene is worse, not just worse than america, but worse than canada
>completely ignores population size
sasuga american-kun
>muh per capita
Dumb europoor
>completely ignores population density, player volume, investment, internet, platform preference, social safetynets, etc.
what's the problem, I thought we were just noticing which countries are shit
>internet
>social safetynets
Surely this isn't a problem in the USA? Isn't it a first world country?
all I'm saying is that people are actually missing out on something if they grind cs until 25 on a lark
if you could make 115k eurodollars a year, your parents wouldn't let you stay in your room either
Damn, you only need to work 2 years to be able to go to university
literally only platform preference would have an impact. keep coping with your shitty venture capital funded orgs pumping chash into garbage teams
yes, it makes absolutely no difference whether the longest distance between 2 players is 300 miles or 3000 miles, if you can support local lans and lan cafes, if you have 120 ping from iowa, if you need to work instead of sitting in government housing grinding faceit, how much you have to be paid compared to an average salary of $13k/year in latvia or >$50k in america, the only difference is whether people get bought xboxes for christmas
is cs really that big in denmark? how is it even calculated
explain russia, kazakhstan and fricking mongolia
russian-speaking countries have massive overlapping playerbases, more local tournaments (look up any interview with any big cis player about how they got started), the cost to fund a team or survive off tournament winnings is way lower, and the players are clustered in the west instead of scattered to vladivostock. most importantly, they have proximity to the majority of the playerbase in europe. NA has a nontrivial percent of the playerbase, but there's at least 3x the playerbase in a smaller area in europe alone. mongolia is at their absolute peak in the past year, and what'd they manage? 2 bo3s against floundering top teams, no significant placements
all these factors would completely frick your region too. like that helpful "venture capital money" that stripped the region bare for valorant orgs gambling on franchising prospects. take your country, put it in the ocean next to mexico, keep them cooped up for at least a year, and see how healthy your scene is
no one does this gay shit about australians
>no one does this gay shit about australians
australia is like america except with no pay, worse internet, worse opportunities, and yet still does decent, and doesn't cope as much about it like you're doing in your post
>america except with no pay, worse internet, worse opportunities, and yet still does decent
australia has had 1 (one) successful team, it was funded by an american org, and they lived and played from america (grayhound, at any point, is like bragging about complexity)
I like them, but renegades basically had jks and jkaem, and decent teamplay. it's like saying vitality is a sign that the french scene still has it. if australia had the population and funding of america, they would maybe have the same success (major win, grand slam, multiple #1 teams) and certainly the same issues
why didn't the org fund american players?
I hate this fricking team
>doesn't cope as much about it like you're doing in your post
read the posts that sparked this discussion
how do you think a dane would react if I posted "hey what happened to tricked, copenhagen flames, and heroic? aren't you guys supposed to good at business? where'd all the danegeld go? guess you're gonna have to rely on faceit for development in the future"
they couldn't afford to buy out the top NA teams, and they did buy NA players (nifty, NAF) alongside nexa, jkaem, kassad because oce wasn't enough
>read the posts that sparked this discussion
yeah, it's one american coping about how their region is actually shit compared to everywhere else, despite having the most money invested into their scene
>how do you think a dane would react to asking about all the strong teams they have had
with pride, probably
>couldn't afford to buy out the top NA teams
more like, there were a bunch of shitters with overly inflated skin driven salaries who were absolutely shit compared to 5 aussies doing it for no pay in a literal dead region. they wouldn't prac, wouldn't take games seriously (if they actually woke up for them) and were more interested in twitter or twitch drama. and it took the aussies and brazilians coming over and taking money the americans never deserved, to actually shape up the region into something resembling competitive
>all the strong teams they have had
if that was true, we're discussing strength result in fiscal stability, just like bringing up irl guns in the context of cs
cphf failing a transition to being a strong team was the reason they failed, tricked was never strong
>bunch of shitters with overly inflated skin driven salaries who were absolutely shit compared to 5 aussies doing it for no pay
this is just fanfiction, I don't think there was ever even a month where renegades weren't a lower rank than at least 1 NA team
what it took was DENSITY OF TEAMS AND GOOD PRACTICE. the NA teams were better, the OCE teams were better, the SA teams were already salaried and (shocker) only got better with consistent practice and time in NA/EU. I have nothing against any of these regions, but denying this to win an argument is moronic. an EU team can literally get consistently better practice playing faceit lvl 10s at 3am than an NA team can get
if it's just decided in your blood and not a product of your circumstances, why is south america at an 8 year low-point despite having more investment and orgs than ever, if they just needed money to beat those lazy americans?
if you're paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to americans and they're not providing the results you'd expect from that money, especially when compared to people doing it part time around work/school for no pay, then the americans are shitters with overly inflated salaries in comparison
>what it took was DENSITY OF TEAMS AND GOOD PRACTICE
you had enough players and enough teams for that to be there, and lord knows enough money. but it wasn't there. cause americans are shitters
>the SA teams were already salaried
yeah man, that's why they had to rely on community fundraising so much
>an EU team can literally get consistently better practice playing faceit lvl 10s at 3am than an NA team can get
yeah, cause the aussies and brazillians aren't there anymore. they made your region. and now they've left. and your region is back to being shit again
>why is south america at an 8 year low
you will never understand. same problem with why america is shit now
>if you're paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to americans and they're not providing the results you'd expect from that money
That's the thing, they absolutely are. You only need to look at reddit to see how invested and mindfricked the Liquid fanbase are. The players aren't paid to win, they're paid to sell merch, get people watching their games, and market products.
in game results
that americans are consoomers is another problem
How many teams actually get results?
Faze, Navi, maybe Heroic and who else in the last few years? Disregarding Russian teams which are now banned anyway
>How many teams actually get results?
Good ones... so not american ones
Every team exists to sell the brand and sponsorships, nothing else.
>The players aren't paid to win, they're paid to sell merch, get people watching their games, and market products.
this sentence goes hard, people are just way too dumb to understand that
you just have an axe to grind
SA/OCE have fallen off as much as NA in their own ways, despite way less poaching and collapse from valorant. you can go "they made the scene" all you want, why aren't they making one again? or was it something mutually beneficial, involving input from everyone involved? NA helped make SK, which helped make more NA teams, which then helped make non-NA teams like furia, which moved to NA as a sub-top 30 team, living and playing in NA all through their rise to the top. or does being in/from EU have nothing to do with the equivalent development of a team like ence, who would've just preternaturally become good in isolation
you can't honestly tell me you think OCE, which has 1 team ranked #28, and 1 prodigy who left years ago now is in a better place now than back then
>yeah man, that's why they had to rely on community fundraising so much
for travel to european tournaments, I remember that gamer house with white plastic lawn chairs. does being able to play good teams matter? I thought they were self-made
>same problem with why america is shit now
wait, I know this one. we made their shit region, and now that they've fled, it's dead
?
I don't have an axe to grind, I'm just always down to point out how NA is shit and it's basically entirely NAs fault
>muh valorant poaching
actually moronic if you don't think similar things happened all over the world
>SA/OCE have fallen off as much as NA in their own ways
yeah, they took NA money and made the NA scene good. turns out being paid to play helps every team in the world apart from NA ones get good. sa/oce were meh with no money, good with money. NAs been shit with money, and shit without money, apart from when sa/oce were there making the scene good
>for travel to european tournaments
when keyd moved to america to play esl pro league, they stayed in a house a friend of fallen owned, and played on pcs donated by IBP. You said they were salaried as though they had actual money behind them, which didn't happen until later.
The problems they have now are the same as NA, which is mental midgitity. But SA unironically still has passion. NA just rolled over died
>actually moronic if you don't think similar things happened all over the world
I'm the moronic one?
https://www.hltv.org/ranking/teams/2019/december/30/country/United%20States
players who went to valorant: nitr0, stewie, tarik, ethan, fns, ptr, mitch, crashies, freakazoid, food, marke, moose, cooper, fugly, android, ryann, seb, relyks, dazzle, dapr, zellsis, daps, autimatic, koosta, s0m, steel, infinite, wippie, xceed, voltage. 30 players, 61% of the top 10 teams, ~every sub-top player, not even including loads of good players who came into their own later (including all of chaos)
check brazil, that number is 4, or 10.8%
>yeah, they took NA money and made the NA scene good. turns out being paid to play helps every team in the world apart from NA
>sa/oce were meh with no money, good with money
>muh passion
there are almost more south american vanity football-player orgs than orgs paying NA teams at all. neymar is a substantial investor in furia, case esports is casemiro's team, paqueta is lucas pacqueta. NA has liquid, eg, nouns (DAO which can vote to cut funding any time), and col (atk, detonate stopped paying or abandoned their teams). some literal who got sold for >$500k in brazil recently. why not attack those cushy result-less brazilians?
>NAs been shit with money, and shit without money, apart from when sa/oce were there
by what metric is NA not at all responsible for cloud9 winning a major, EG reaching #1 and major semis (same as rng), liquid winning like 5 s tier trophies, all while constantly traveling, but renegades and ablej furia (barely top 20 during this period) are?
it's just insane cognitive dissonance. you can see every other region also declining, why not just admit that covid killing international lans/bootcamps, shit domestic practice, lack of non-EU events, failure to set up a competing scene of proximate strength, fleeing for paychecks, etc. are all bad, instead of dying on the hill that it's in the water supply or national character
of those players listed the number who weren't past it and or responsible for how shit NA prac is is like 2
and 2 is less than 4
SA is has no results now cause NAs mental has infected them. Stuck with the same furia style even though it's been shit for a while. Learned it from Liquid, absolutely tragedy of which NA is to blame. Osee elige and nitro geting paid in 2023. Christ
>by what metric is NA not at all responsible
I'll make it real simple
NA was shit when alone
NA got better when others came and partially fixed it
NA is now shit when alone again
ergo, all NAs success can be attributed to the people who made NA not shit
NA is a better region when people that aren't from NA play there, and this happens in almost every esport. Because NA's national character is shit, has always been shit, and will always be shit, until you shitheads recognise it and pay other people to make you less shit
lmfao, so you are a braindead favela, it all makes sense now. no one else could be this delusional. it's also the only way you'd know who the frick xand, killdream, raafa, or ryottzz are, or imply that they made for better practice than vanity, xeppaa, leaf, steel, fns, ptr, etc. did. I've been wasting all this time thinking I was talking to a rational human being
when NA does well, it's because of random mental osmosis from 3 foreign teams, even when the upswing preceded their presence and was most extreme when unique contact was minimal and there were just a lot of events (also known as good practice). when SA fails however, it's because NA psychically poisoned them. furia, which created their own style almost diametrically opposed to liquid's isn't responsible for their own success with it, or their subsequent failure to adapt despite tons of EU bootcamps. they just got infected with bad mental juju over the practice server. this bad mental disease can't be cured with TWO YEARS of almost exclusively european/international play. now I understand why you people still believe in voodoo and shit, it's about mental deficiency and a need to rationalize in order to stay sane
>NA is a better region when people that aren't from NA play there, and this happens in almost every esport
yeah it's true in europe, brazil, australia, everywhere in the world, it's what I've been saying for about 20 posts now
btw osee elige and nitr0 major quarterfinalists in 2023 and the only NA/SA team to get through challengers or legends, furia 0-3 with 2 average t rounds a map, imperial (muh professor) bombed out of rmrs and never making another major, despite brutally cutting all his friends in desperate search of success, destroying his own legacy by refusing to ride off into the sunset (next major is the last one, 4 sure, although boltz's stats are looking a little low, maybe he has to go too)
holy fricking cope
These "people" have never been to a lan. They won't get it.
>CStugal
>if you have 120 ping from iowa,
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
one of the best players in EU FPL is a Russian from Siberia who plays on 150 ping
you just suck at CS
EU FaceIT*
Why central europe love cs so much
we have patrician taste
I just noticed, nawkk isnt AWPing because its utterly useless when the other team is running it down like liquid. He's rifling to take trades and stabilize economy before going for YOLO AWP and frick up your team's econ.
smort
i wish every liquid player a painful death, especially yekindar
>wishing someone death because of some videogame
tab back in cheating scum
they lost me 100k usd moron
>calling me moron when you are the person gambling, and more importantly gambling FOR LIQUID
dunning kruger in full effect
>gambling
it's not gambling when you know the result
God I hate all the maps so much except Anubis. I hope this goes to map 3 so I don't have to only watch Mirage, Ancient, and Overpass. I hate that slum brazil map overpass so much
>slum brazil map overpass
isn't that set in germany? or austria or something? theres text on the bank and shit
yes
Oh no no no
Are there any pros that just use default skins? If i was a pro player I would use default guns only to take the piss
flusha did
someone mentioned someone in the last thread...i think it was sunpayus?
>all of these new players having no issue on the major stage
Was Kair0n right after all?
TOTAL CHEATER DEATH
I’m gonna smoke window because there is probably a defender there, but I’m going to peek it before the smoke blooms. Yes I’m a pro CSGO player
frick these no name cheaters
have a nice dayes frick this game this is why valorant with proper anti cheat and franchising is superior
does anyone here genuinely believe Liquid is going to win?
but liquid are #7 HLTV #8 ESL??
SURELY they are the better team???????
You now remember Kinguin/G2 Jkaem.
>Jkaem
>you now remember LGB Jkaem
DROP IT
before the alcoholism
Sorry I only remember triple OT inferno and Rain's 1v5.
they should've won that series, envyus c**ts got lucky.
>alcoholic, kicked off team, life in shambles
>goes to sub for an australian team as a last resort before quitting
>become friends, returns to form, reaches consecutive major playoffs
so many great teams ruined by covid
kyxsan god
Obvious toggling, sickening to see
i just want cs to die so a lot of the behind the scenes cheating stuff will finally come to light
someone post the jkaem pic when he is walking with his fat belly looking like pepe
kek saved
holy shit jkaem got fat
ITB was in a similar situation yesterday 7-12 after their T side but couldnt hold CT side due to aim and spacing diff.
But. this game shows if you have the spacing diff and maturity, you can close the games out. ITB couldve easily taken the first map yesterday like Apeks did now.
Either way, Apeks IGL seems way better than ITB too, calculated aggression. I was more impressed by the no AWP on nawk until they had enough money for 2-3 rounds even though they won some CT rounds. That's forward thinking that Tier-1 teams forgot how to play.
WAIT
anyone watching the stream?
analyst just pointed out styko was abusing the flank in the Bo1 too and Liquid were still getting caught by it this map???
Who's the coach of TL now????
>watching maui gargle on liquid wiener despite their tournament so far being objectively terrible
yeah nah
Styko high IQ
How do these 'analysts' are able to pull so much bullshit out of thin air?
they are paid for that, the most moronic is maniac, this fricking homosexual literally says nothing at all it's almost impressive at this point
frick off Black person
How we feeling today, E V R O P A bros?
siuhy and kyxsan inbox after the major
amazing, finally the fricking rain stopped for a day
intelligent poster here
I dont see apeks winning overpass, neither the third map despite being the better team
>liquid bombing out
Please no. I don't want to watch more soulless Euros.
>I don't want to watch more soulless Euros.
we own the game bro
it's free on steam
>it's free
no
Shouldn't CSGO pull more viewers on twitch for the final major in CSGO, especially since it has been breaking player numbers consistenly?
dunno im watching on youtube
it hug numbers usually happen in the finals. depends who's playing though
>player numbers
irrelevant. its all just chinese skin homies and bots farming cases.
These numbers are not bad.
>ohnepixel
I'll literally never understand zoomers
Why would anyone willingly watch it on twitch
>dyels flexing in front of the camera
ngmi
>NApoors
GET FRICKED
>tfw apeks vs gamer legion finals
kyxsan is so fricking smart
my only predict is going to be vitality
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>all shitquidposters already abandoned ship
oh non non non
they call him Ellige because he can't stop taking L
It's so fricking over.
So what's the point of having nitro when yeki is the igl now?
fyi if you dont count alb*nians, macedonians are the biggest cheaters on the balkans. just thought i should post this for no apparent reason.
nobody cares about those thirdworld countries
nobody can even pinpoint on a map
Where is the mongo who said Apeks would crumble under pressure? Most of the team's made of veterans lmao
wouldn't call nawwk a veteran exactly
reminder he said it in reply to me who's called liquid (rightfully) trash ever since they made it out of challengers, and continued to do so even though they made championship stage
most gifted run to the shittest team ever in major history
CAM ON LIQUID
>apeks blast liquid 2-0
would be based but i expect some crazy comeback on the second half like always
I'm a liquid sympathizer and it still hurts, I can't imagine being an actual liquid FAN
I was a liquid sympathizer as well until all the cheating. Kinda bummed we won't get any good semis though. Vitality-Heroic will also be a pretty underwhelming final. Vitality-Faze or G2, NaVi whatever would have been much better when it came to viewership/hype
there is no way botality loses against apkeks right?
it will be tough like against ITB
Liquid don't even know which side are they getting killed from, Apeks absolutely shitting on them
>These stats
Grim. Also, if what they said about yekindar being the new IGL is true then what the FRICK is Nitr0 still doing in the team, then?
surprisingly yekindar is 6-0 in first duels
he sells a lot of tshirts
but it's probably the other 3 wanting to play with him and na having 0 talents
liquid has no togglers, apeks has 3
>no togglers
1 toggler
tab back in gayindar
Elige coming into his bald fraud era I see.
Can liquid be a proper team finally please?
>drop daps
>drop osee
>drop nitro
>get an actual IGL and coach
>round starts
>look at phone
>look back
>2v5
these tier 1 teams are not used to these aggressive strats at all. they got too comfortable with these partnered teams playing "right" CS where no one pushes a smoke
>french nafri subhuman in the crowd
>the motherfricker probably heard noise from outside and went it
>is on camera
>middlefingers
cannot express how much I hate them, they make poles like cool guys
kuben can't believe it
Apeks.plow activated
>liquid can only win when the imported player gets 3 entries
yekindar 1v9
It's sad that we have these t2 underdog teams sneaking through to the grand stage and then bombing out.
Liquid should have exited the major in the challenger stage.
jej
CAN WE ACTUALY HAVE SOME TENSION TODAY
Why is America like this
they are just playing at a level that's humanly possible without the use of external cheats
time to come back to Europe Yeki, they can't be saved
liquid took zonics law too seriously
shitquid is the most unlikeable homosexual org to ever exist
im sure he hated it when stewie did it too
SHUT UP MACHJINE SHUT UP SHUT THE FRICK UP
Hey homosexual, stop speaking French
The script is obvious
>nosee
Can we get apeks to choke?
toggle the toggle
>20 game losing streak in silver MM
how statistically impossible is this
it is possible if you are fricking shit, screaming on your mic 24 7 killing the teams morale, baiting and losing all your clutches
Probably true, i just can't believe I can be so fricking bad now, I was MGE a few years ago and now I can't win a single match
The last match I won was over 3 weeks and 22 matches ago
It's actually fricking with me mentally that I am this bad, I must be statistically in the bottom 1% of skill now
>The NA GOAT is ________ (the cheating bastard of Twistzz doesn't count)
Skadoodle for throwing team of shitters under the bus and denying them easy income forcing them to wageslave
jL having an extremely off game
>lelquid
i hope jL or some other apeks player caves yekindar's skull after this game
did he use the crowd again?
Fricking crowd abusing homosexuals GET NAWWKED Black folk
KWAB
NICE TRY CROWDBlack folk
GET FRICKED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET FRICKED MIDGET homosexual
NAK-D
EASY FOR NAWWK
FRICK YOU homosexual CHEATING YEKINDAR HOPE YOU GET STABBED BY Black folkS
NAIL IN THE COFFIN
The French crowd is beta af cheering for both of these teams. Brazilian chads would be booing both of them for kicking Shox (if Shox was Brazilian)
when are the hue monkeys playing again? xD
shut up homosexual american
brazilians didn't even cheat as much
>brazilians didn't even cheat as much
LMAO go rewatch that Furia vs Navi game
I'm a proud american whats up with the america obsession lil thirdie
>I'm a proud moron
no such thing
>proud american
jej
if there's anything Ganker has taught me it's that despite all the bullshit i really do not want to live outside the us
>noscene country talking
shush
TOTAL T1 DEATH
>TOTAL PARTBlack person DEATH
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>CHEAT AND LOSE
AHAHAHA GET FRICKED NA Black folk
>C9 will be the only NA team to claim a major in CSGO
Could he save Liquid?
fricking liquid, you laugh at them when they look like shit and then for a moment they don't look shit only to be fricking shit anyway
homosexual crowd causing bad karma for liquid
i hope yekindar walks to st. denis by accident and gets mugged and killed by nafris
deserved to lose just for using the crowd like that
GET FRICKED Black folk HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2 Swedes in the semi finals
WHAT UP NOW NA? WOOOOOOOO
jL will kill that Black person ruski yekindar after this
hope we get the liveleak at least
I can't fricking wait for the GamerLegion-Apeks finale
This, i hope they destroy vitality now
Imagine the crowd tears
It's rigged you idiot, they don't even play the games they just play a demo.
Why do so many think here its rigged?
because the two best teams ending up in the grand final just cannot happen by chance
>they just play a demo
do you think this person was seriously implying the players are moving their mouses according to a script, trying to match recorded movements
Valve is making a movie about CSGO and they want to end it with Zywoo winning the last final.
>not cadian
imbecile
Zywoo is 10x more marketable than cadian is. Zywoo is like the perfect poster boy of an esport. Generational talent/best player in the world who never says or does anything offensive and is never involved in controversy
zywoo has a lot more "magic" about him too, born on the cs release day, all that. Cadian posts nudes on twitter and yelled insults at that one lan so he's too mean to be popular
basically the Federer of CS
>born on the same day as the game released while closing the csgo era with him winning the trophy
Seems like a perfect movie script for Valve
they're coping, soon to be seething
this but only if heroic loses
we need a competent team to make cadian kill himself in the final
team liquid xD
kyxsan was so fricking good
EU MGE > TEAM LIQUID
HE IS CRYING
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
CRYLIGE
Glad that Liquid still holds its tradition of getting choked
I blame the mickey mouse bo3
>those pupils
they're actually taking adderal i fricking can't
LuL you thought magog was joking? There's server side cheats in the skins too you know
they're taking lsd
kyxsan is communing with spirit deities and selling his soul to figure out which site to stack
Yekindar I wish you bataclan
WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS
poor elige
he deserves better
no he doesn't
you get what you deserve
there are some 'people' itt that gambled real life currency for liquid
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOTAL T1 DEATH
>TOTAL PARTBlack person DEATH
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>Shitquid BTFO
Is there even a way NA ever recovers? Why is NA so shit?
welcome to joe bidens america. we were major champions under djt.
>why is NA so shit
I made a thread on HLTV saying Liquid will lose because NA has shit work ethic as evidenced by the fact that they were doing tourist shit between the legends and champions stage while the EU teams were tryharding and all the HLTV morons were like “ummmmm sweaty let them have some fun they earned it??”
NA will never be good as long as they only work for 5 hours 5 days per week. EU esports teams work 8+ hours 6 days per week. NA is a continent of lazy entitled Black folk
I didn't expect HLTV people to actually defend them, considering years ago I remember HLTVposters always shitting on NA players.
t. bong
We need some NA teams in order for CS to be fun. Hating NA was fun when they had a few teams which made deep runs. The dead scene right now is just awful.
>maybe you can eliminate him tomorrow
uh
>room temperature iq banks revealing the script
rofl
But Apeks will be playing against Vitality
did Banks frick up? Heroic play GL
This guys too dumb to plan and get away with murder. I think he's clean guys
he just paid a ukrainian hitman
>2 partner & 2 non-partner teams in the semifinals
T1 bros... how could this happen to us?
So GL vs Vitality then
Apeks pays their player much more than people think, their salaries are the highest in the scene apart from the richest orgs (liquid, g2, juggernaut complexity, EG, Astralis, vitality, faze)
they also applied for ESL/BLAST partnership alongside other t2 orgs. If they win the major, I can see them getting accepted
Feels so good to be vindicated that Liquid will never amount to anything CSGO. CSGO is over. I was right. So were we all.
One of Vitality or Heroic is gonna choke hard
If majors are really rigged they should get some better writers.
In rio furia didn't win either and that event was basically dead to brazil soon as they got out. There are many more cases of this
But this major is rigger because vitality is doing good in their home crowd?
Im a tinfoil hat wearer and I want to believe they are some rigged games but at the same time they are proofs they are not
big teams not going to the stage, not counting all the money, big teams not even qualifying for majors etc
I think t2 games might have some shaddy shit for sure
zywoo looks like shit he is ugly as frick nobody wants to look at this ugly motherfricking fat homosexual
cadian and the boys look good as frick, been playing for years, has soul, etc etc
if valve is making vitality win for the sake of muh zywoo winning a major they are huge homosexuals
>zywoo looks like shit he is ugly as frick nobody wants to look at this ugly motherfricking fat homosexual
>cadian and the boys look good as frick, been playing for years, has soul, etc etc
>if valve is making vitality win for the sake of muh zywoo winning a major they are huge homosexuals
just come out of the closet already
why everyone in ads, films, shows, whatever are good looking?
why is this bawd freya here despite her knowing frick all about the game
you need to open your eyes Black person
it's not a fricking movie, it's a sport
why is Mbappe or Haaland marketed when they are uglier than Zywoo? because of skill, in a skill based game
cadiaN lost 1v1 to a fricking girl
>why is Mbappe or Haaland marketed when they are uglier than Zywoo?
ronaldo made a fricking billion out of sponsorship contracts just because he looked 100x times better than this homosexual messi
Zywoo is ugly-cute, like a boston terrier or a pug. He is always smiling and looks harmless. Perfect face of the game for the gay modern era
Zywoo isn't hideous and a lot of younger gamers can resonate with some hyper skilled but socially awkward wonder kid. He's very good marketing material, just not to late 20s blackpillers
>valve going to rigg the major winner for a "publicity stunt" while they dont even notice steam users there is a major going on, let alone doing marketting for the upcoming cs2 launch outside of three shit youtube videos
bunch of morons, all of you
I hate Valve so much.
Does anyone in that company even care about the games they make?
they care but they dont at the same time, they are loaded in cash they dont feel the "need" to promote shit
How many shareholders does Valve have? I thought it was mainly Gaben
tbh it’s probably for the best that valve just stays out of the way. look at how much damage they did to tf2 with that shitty matchmaking update. and look at other companies shooting themselves in the foot update after update like blizzard and riot. at least with valve’s hands off approach we can be confident that the game won’t change for the worse
What's the current knowledge on esoteric toggles? How do we prevent players from toggling though interpreting signs only they can recognize?
blindfold them
lol
>they can beat all the elite teams with this line up
Heroic would 16-0 them on ancient/overpass, i'm not even kidding
Liquid and Heroic played ancient a few days ago and it was close
Top kek
I like liquid but man keep it realistic and bet on them making semis or quarters.
Please tell me thorin at least made some money off of shilling this dumb ass wager
Elige's quantum entanglement toggles don't work with CSGO, only CS2 supports them
>I AM ESPORT- ACK...
>the bookies are mad that I'm raising awareness on serverside cheat injection through skines
You love to see it
I can't be bothered uploading the rest
>-$500
this dude knows less about cs than me watching cs since the first lockdown rofl
Styko confirmed for being a skin hating chad
requires high iq to ignore skins
I personally think the whole skin universe is just some coping for people being bad at the game
I like some skins. No game has skins that even come close to those of CSGO.
For example I think Leet Museo is really cool
CS:GO Skins = dresses for your Barbie
Got 3/4 pickems correct, only one wrong was GL. Doesn't matter anyway I have Heroic up next.
same m8
do I get a gold coin even if heroic doesn't win the major (as I have put them to do so)?
In Rio I had them as winners too but even though Outsiders won, I got the gold
You need 6 points for the gold. I have it with Heroic/Vitality winning their QFs and having only failed the legends stage earlier.
What's /Magog/s opinion on the Galil?
I believe it is underrated and if it were added today people would be crying such a good weapon was released for so little money.
Im a not good player, but love the galil. I don't play very good and don't really have a lot of money usually so I even sometimes buy galil instead of ak so that way I can buy a galil round after. Feels like first 5 bullets are so accurate and little crosshair jump
better than the famas
I don't like it, feels kinda too shit. I prefer the Famas
In 2030 no one will buy AK and Ts will save so much bank from going Galil-only that every round will be a gun round
TSM said they want to invest massively into CS. If they signed 3 of the best riflers from this major, would it be a bad move?
iM
Boros
Cypher
Mid AWPer
IGL
Who says no?
>Boros
>Cypher
have you ever watched a game from these teams
let them cook
>snax and byali in 2k23
probably an even worse lineup :^)
>3 entry fraggers
they'll never know where and when they strike
roles outside of awp and igl are a meme. 2 best teams in the world rn have fluid roles
move Cypher to main awp and sign Zywoo as anchor
siuhy IGL
Anyone else feel like they are a good mid round IGL, but terrible at the start of the round. I used to play SOCOM and CoD SND a lot too, and I also sucked knowing what to do at the start of rounds.
But once I settle into a round, I feel like my game sense is so good and can tell my team exactly what to do with like a 90% success rate.
Jokes aside, which teams are most likely to lose 3+ players after this major?
furia
og
mouz
col
eg is a free bingo spot
>FaZe - EG in 9 days
how bad is it gonna be?
Dead game
but enough about valorant
got called in to work today so had to watch vod
but i HECKING TOLD Y'ALL homieS BE SLEEPIN ON APEKEKS
EZZZZZ
the team is soul incarnate but they only played shitters so far
if they can pull atleast one map win against botality then I ll kneel
one?
they'll win two :^)
trust jkaem
trust nawwk
it's their redemption arc
Why are we pretending to care about a bunch of aimbotters?
how
much
In their defense, if you don't have actual passion for the thing you are doing, but can still steal a fat bag, wouldn't you do it either?
>Vitality's major playoff run realistically might be Into the Breach -> Apeks -> GamerLegion
people can't even fathom the amount of seethe this will cause among the SIDF (S1mple Internet Defense Force)
Now I REALLY wanna see GL take it all and see the malding from all sides as people will backpedal and give them the * just because "muh weakest scene" excuse
well no one would give the * to the underdog team, 99% of people would agree they completely deserved it by beating Heroic and Vitality, 2 best teams at the moment.
>wake up
>liquid lost
Degenerate neet
It's 8 am on Saturday.
>tfw I voluntarily post in the same thread as e-girl_esports and losercel
which of you the one who ERPs with anime pictures
That liquid fan homosexual
what kind of homosexual shit am I looking at
that would be siz, he's busy trying to sell sex tapes with his cuck bf on discord (not a joke)
do homosexuals really
newbies dont know about siz
good. the world would be a better place if nobody knew that name
this looks like one of those old "Ganker in 10 years" parodies, is this a chud reddit clone?
https://twitter.com/shroud/status/1659676505541337088?s=46&t=Q10eIWfqICrPEThKVQR8aw
Lol
NA will never win a major without him.
They already did.
Yeah but they will never win another without him.
no majority french team without kyojin will ever win a major
i swear this conversation already happened at least once in this general
Too many Shroud haters in this general, despite everything he's done for CS...
>everything he's done for CS...
what has shroud done for cs in the past half a decade?
cs gave shroud a career, he left to play battle royales, and hasn't stopped shitting on it since
>hasn't stopped shitting on it
can't believe i wasted almost 10 years and thousands of hours playing and watching a game i never even got good at, only to almost cry at this video
Check out "CSGO rewinds" if you want a lot more of that. Though you probably already have.
It's really strange how much s0mple respected hiko
I think it makes sense. Hiko played big brother when s1mple was a teenager trying to live in a foreign country.
I don't like how he made his videos progressively longer. 2016 and 2017 are perfect.
Boy I sure do love watching a bunch of hvh clips trying to invoke nostalgia in me.
isn't it strange how you know everything, you know that it's all bullshit maaan, and yet you're still here day in, day out, wasting your time on something you think is completely rigged and worthless
Same
kys cheater Black person
so what? they need the microtoggles to follow the script and make kino moments
>krimz and apex only ones left
you now remember pyth
>This major may end up being an even bigger fluke than Rio
how in the frick
boston major was the biggest fluke win in all of CSGO history
lmfao
challenger's stage: #8 mouz, #15 sprout, #29 envy
legends stage: #3 astralis, #10 VP, #20 vega squadron
playoffs: #5 G2, #1 SK, #2 faze
this isn't even an average run, beating #1 #2 #3 is like an upper quartile major
they did nothing before or after the major win. fluke run. we live in the worst timeline where NA gets a major in GO
>they did nothing before or after the major win
wow, a team that was already dead by the time the major started didn't win any more trophies, with these quality insights you should be doing podcasts with thorin
they won the major on january 28th, everyone hated each other, and 2 months later stewie went to sk, skadoodle retired, and tarik gave up igl to the newly recruited fns (completely fricking the team over)
you want to know the funny thing? faze winning that major would've been a way bigger fluke in terms of their path to the win. came in rank #2, played #24, #61, #13, #20, #1 (bo1), #8, #7, #11, #6. obviously it's harder to play a top team when you are one, but they only faced 1 other top 5 team in a bo1
>finished the major with a 0.93 rating
So what can we expect next for him? Grayhound? Maybe Tyloo?
Nah not good enough for the bois.
Top rated players at the major so far. Interesting to see two Liquid players up there. The rest of them must've been abysmal for them to still go out. I see Elige had 0.93, but I wonder how badly Osee and nitr0's ratings were.
Osee was popping off quite hard, he must've had two horrible maps today to not be up there. Elige needs to fricking go.
Dude needs to change something dramatically at least. Crazy that he used to be top 5/10 and the sort of player you could rely on in big moments and games. He's a shadow now.
yeah elige is done
Don’t believe his crocodile tears. He’s just punching the clock for a paycheque.
There’s a reason the israelite keeps Americans poor, as soon as you give a mutt at little money he buys a big crib and a big ride and stops trying. Americans are like bigger, dumber children.
Hi Juan
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=6793
The next worst player on liquid was nitr0 with a 1.03 rating. Granted I don’t believe the apeks loss was entirely on elige and was more of a team effort to be so damn trash but for a player put in the star positions… very very pitiful!
Osee played fine this tournament, he made some bad decisions at critical times in the Apeks match but his overall performance was way better than the past and he had some pretty good rounds in the legends stage.
I could honestly see Elige and Nitro retiring together within a year, they've been teammates forever, but now Elige is underperforming and Nitro just had his second kid. I just don't know who you replace them with. Liquid seems determined to keep the NA identity (which makes sense from a marketing perspective - being the only competent NA team guarantees you'll have a fanbase). Maybe you could get Grim back to replace Elige, but I have no idea who could fill Nitro's role as a supportive rifler and secondary caller. NA's talent pool is real shallow right now.
-nitr0 +grim with yekindar calling and elige taking more supportive positions would be a pretty sick upgrade imo. I wish Twistzz would come back too but that's obviously out of the question. Don't think he'd leave Faze at this point for any sum.
I'll see you see you guys at page 11 in a bit
Don't do it
>in a bit
This is /vm/, page 11 can be in like 2 or 3 days.
you might be right. there are 3 other threads that hit the bump limit unless I go full autism and make random /vm/ threads
>not even image limit
Son of a gun
only took an hour but it was p close lads
Just woke up from a very interesting dream.
Still processing all the info but expect a lot of toggling today. Just not sure yet by who. Must study the signs
>wake up
>cheating homosexual yekindar is eliminated
feelgoodman.jpeg
Would you push a molly at match point to open up a site?
for anyone interested in discussing semifinals and finals