Damn, gamer boys look like THAT? Posted on May 24, 2023 by Anonymous Damn, gamer boys look like THAT?
I can't believe a 40K player was considered the most handsome man in the country.
And during the 2000s, it was a D&D player.
God praise Henry's come to see us!
being autistic and attractive is a cruel joke, like being armed with a rifle with no bullets
It sucks and it's not fun but you really gotta put yourself out there and wait for them to come to you
>get to the part of the date where romance is supposed to happen
>turn into a malfunctioning robot because i haven’t had literal decades to mimic this behavior
Really, I wish I was fucking hideous so I wouldn't feel like I'm missing out
I thought I really was hideous for a while but end up getting a lot of matches (that I don't reply to) on apps at the urging of a friend
how can the monkey be electrocuted if he's not grounded?
his mom did earlier that day
>I thought I really was hideous for a while
Had a similar experience, thought I was an ugly nerd all through growing up until about halfway through high school I grew into my looks. Confidence has never been amazing as a result so I understand your pain, but always be thankful for your genetics anon. For obvious reasons you should never lament how you look if you’re attractive. The difference in how people treat you is shocking, kinda thankful I got to experience both sides, opened my eyes early to how shallow majority of people are
>OH NO I'M ATTRACTIVE
Try being autistic AND ugly you will want to have a nice day within one day
Nice reading comprehension
>For obvious reasons you should never lament how you look if you’re attractive
Im autistic and ugly, I can confirm
>being happy without someone's approval and social pandering is...le bad
have a nice day gay
throw me some numbers
It's ok because he's handsome
>tfw get away with being socially retarded all the time because handsome
Made a small woman hold the door for me the other day and she smiled warmly. lmao
Yes that's how the world works
>plays 2 hours per week inbetween being the biggest normalfuck imaginable
>"I'm such a relatable gamer amirite? btw don't forget to watch my movies and buy my merch fellow digital media consumers!"
yea but he's probably done that for 30 years atleast. It'd be pretty based if he streamed some time
Female and gay coomers would ruin it
I kinda do that since games suck ass nowadays and I'm too busy with work and even other loner hobbies.
Which loner hobbies?
I bet he says moron down the mic at least three times a day playing Darktide because people shoot the poxburster he's moving to push
Did they ever fix that game?
It's getting better, but I still wouldn't say it's good. In some ways, it's worse. Past couple months have been hell for hit reg in both melee and ranged.
Wait to see how big the next patch is.
>Four hours a day? Maybe more
>Four hours a day
About 3.5 hours more than the average Ganker poster
you're too generous, I don't even play games
4+ hours on Ganker daily though
didn't he almost miss his man of steel audition because he was playing some MMO?
He's not wrong, you can be maximum comfy when you game on your own
Do you think he has beaten elden ring yet, I mean he lost his job as superman after all he should have plenty of time
of course he's beaten Elden Ring; he's not a fucking casual like you. And that's inbetween helming a new 40k series as star and producer.
Ah he's here, hello Henry.
hello anon. hope you've stayed gaming and aren't just wasting all your precious time on this earth on Ganker.
Been playing some Disco Elysium and Prey lately. Am I based Henry?
Of course anon, all gamers are based as long as they're playing the games they enjoy. I've been going back and playing Might and Magic 6; I've never gotten into a blobber before but I think I've finally found mine. Hope you stay gaming, friend.
Play Dark Messiah Of Might and Magic
MM6 is elite, pulpy magic never felt better.
I don't think he plays anything Japanese so ER and Fromsoft games are out of the question.
>you will never get fragged and teabagged by fucking Superman
Why even play?
He should have been James Bond
>Blonde girl hovering her hand over his benis
>refuses to do sex scenes
>ignores female writers and huddles with the other nerd there
>gets mad when he's fired
What did he mean by this?
He has this strange disinterest
It'd have been easy in the past to just say "he's gay lol" but now
>society worships fags so there's no closet anymore
>gay actors do sex scenes with women all the time; see Jussie Smollett piping some bitch in the shower in Alien
So what even is his issue with women, it's different
He had sex with Gina Carano in her prime so every other woman in existence is pointless
maybe he knows that, in its current form, marriage is a fuckin scam
>diversity hires got mad he left
He hasn't said a single negative thing about the production or its staff since leaving the Witcher. Just shows he has more class than the cunt talking shit.
sounds based to me
Games good for you
Is it really you?
if its really you show pecs and stop playing dead island
Do you think he's played anything niche before? I doubt he plays anything from a typical 3x3 posted here.
you know he plays video games since he's been too busy to shave.
If you looked like that, you could do literally anything and people won't judge you. If he wanted to play video games all day, girls would still want his cock.
It feels good to be pandered to. I will now watch his movies.
What games would you recommend if the real Henry posted here?
Kingdom Come: Deliverance, of course
i wish the DLCs were longer, but a woman's lot can be deleted. Worst shit I've ever played and all i got was a shield
I quite like Theresa, so I enjoyed the first half of it. I didn't like Johanka much, and she got worse for me as the rest of the dlc went on. But it was interesting doing the penance walk, if nothing else.
It's not a DLC I'd want to do a second time.
All dlc were good except that shit womans lot, my favourite one is band of bastard one where you duel some honorable knight but also was pretty hilarious to see all his man cheering him " lord take his soul" while he's about to die
Project Moon games
I don't think he'll enjoy those but it would be interesting what he has to say about the bs that goes around those games
>2033, Orlando Furioso directed, produced, and starring Henry Cavill
is this necessary?
Henry's making ego threads, don't mind him it's a symptom of autism
Yeah, hell I could go for another
Is this bots or just dumb shitposting pajeets shitting up every board for (you)s?
Too bad most femanons here like twinks
it's true "going out" is gay as fuck who wants to talk to and hang out with boring random strangers while spending extra money you don't have to
>rich, famous, tall, handsome, muscular
>can fuck literally ANY woman on the planet he wants
>sits at home and plays video games
If I was in his position I would do nothing but have sex any time my refractory period was up.
He's always looked like that though, he's probably bored of whores. I'm chad-lite and I am too.
Having sex is how you get cancelled
How do I stop balding bros? I lost a buncha weight, and im surprisingly way more handsome than I expected. I’ve had a few girls at my gym come up to me and just start talking to me, and they do that nervous hair twirl thing and keep staring at my lips and stuff while I talk to them and smile, but im fucking balding bros, it’s over for me before I even got a chance to start. What the fuck do I do? Asking genuinely.
Shave it down or grow it out, just make it look decisive.
just accept it and move on
best decision i ever made when i started balding
Thanks, Gankerbros. I’ll just buzz it down and go for the military look. Guessing that finasteride shit is a scam?
>Guessing that finasteride shit is a scam?
No, just horrendously fearmongered by baldies that learned about it when already past the point of no return
Read /r/tressless (yes I know... REDDIT IS LE BAD)
Honestly, I don't know. It *seems* fine. I couldn't find any definitive data that says otherwise, and my dermatologist said it's fine (though hormones clearly aren't her specialty). But the idea of taking hormones to alter my body just seems wrong.
It isn't the kind of hormone treatment most people seem to think, it actually increases testosterone by a slim amount due to that testosterone not being converted to DHT (which is a hormone mostly used by the body during adolescence)
I mean fair point, but it just seems like a bad idea to me regardless. I don't want to alter my body's natural hormonal makeup. And I know, you could say that age itself is altering my hormones and fin just restores the balance, but i'm still pretty hesitant about that shit.
You can read the side effect profile online, just approach extreme claims like "it broke my dick forever" and "it made me suicidal" with scepticism, anecdotal side effect reports are notoriously unreliable in the medical world
Anecdotally on my end I've been taking it for around 1.5 years with no notable change to my body or mind (apart from stopping hair loss)
Get a blood panel done, that will tell you everything wring with your body and from there you can take steps to ix it
Couldn’t that in theory also boost my estrogen up to compensate for the test boost? I’m very tempted, but I am definitely a little worried about tinkering with my hormones.
Go to your doctor and get finasteride, it costs like $20 per year
>a few girls at my gym come up to me and just start talking to me
we have a normie here, boys
why don't you fucking leave? we don't take kindly to your types around here
depending on your skull shape, you might be totally fine just embracing life as a baldfag. otherwise get on fin and start dermarolling
Like, more than half of any interview I've seen with Cavill has some lady slobbering over him like a teenage girl.
If I were a ghoul, I'd be very worried about putting on/taking off helmets
noctua chads… we keep on winning.
Why do so many people om Ganker rever this guy? Are they living through him?
Nerds lose their mind whenever they see someone attractive liking a nerdy thing it's crazy
He defied our mortal enemies: the women.
he's not just a nerd, he's autistic like us too
I'm attractive (and a woman) and into some autistic vidya, it's offputting how I know people don't really give a shit and are merely pretending.
you will never have ovaries
I'm serious dude, I'm not larping.
I probably have played more obscure shit than you and right now my fav subreddit is kind of dead so I have to talk here.
Deus Ex is obscure to normies but at this level of the Web it's everyday stuff
pls be in london and have a penis
Gonna pretend you’re not a chud so I can keep coping I’ll find a woman like me someday
Imma give you the hack, find artistic terminally online girls or girls who were ugly before puberty.
>find terminally online girls
where exactly genius?
they don't go outside
Nah those girls all have 100 orbiters on discord who pretend she's interesting because they want sex
crazy but I think this is a real one as 'she' is giving some crazybad advice
gonna pretend you are a chud and also my gf
what autistic vidya are we talking about
he's just like me
Except for good looks and money
Henry Cavill is a legitimately awful actor who people only like because he seems cool irl and he’s Greek god level handsome.
I am glad he has a hobby he enjoys.
Who is his waifu Ganker?
someone post the lemonade stand
I don't know about Henry but Robert Pattinson is an Aerithchad
>You now remember how the women in the Witcher wanted to force him into shirtless scenes and to do more lewd stuff, but he refused
>You know remember how they implied he was sexist because he did not want to do said scenes
What's some of the games Cavill has been admittedly playing? All I've ever heard is WoW