Just for that, they're going to join Pepper's squad and send you to the slammer.
It's about time we crack down on all of the naughty business around here!
Nah, Rudy and his goof troupe smell! I bet they all have terrible breath thanks to what they eat.
Pepper and the Poké-police, on the other hand... well, uh, they probably at least brush their teeth!
7 months ago
Anonymous
Rudy's eating good tonight
7 months ago
Anonymous
Don't eat poison types! They'll give you a tummy ache!
And fire types, too! They'll burn the roof of your mouth!
7 months ago
Anonymous
'Oh hey! You two wanna join our cool little crew, don't you? We party a lot and have fun, we're like a group of friends!
If not, I have a very strong ground-type stomach.'
7 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know, you guys seem like you're up to no good...
A-and you wouldn't want to eat us anyway! We taste terrible! I swear!
7 months ago
Anonymous
Bal
7 months ago
Anonymous
He looks much more CHUNKY than the Rudy fella
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yes... But Rudy is a lot harder to crump. He is like a ball bearing, when you stomp him he just badger balls up and becomes a hyperstructure.
7 months ago
Anonymous
He looks like he rigs matches for a cut of the oppponent's fight money. . .
In Apex city we have the science and also the scientists. We need to breed more cops so we can stand against wicked Rusy who is getting evil mons to breed him an army of outlaws.
Fight fire with fire, I suppose. Can't let your enemies beat you just because they outnumber you.
And if science has the power to give her the ability to make eggs back, then there's no reason not to use it. Though, it's funny to imagine a police force made up of a few senior officers and all of their tactically-bred children.
OP here. I'm sorry about last week. I fell pretty sick and by the time I was alive again I felt rather shy about having bailed on the thread. Then I had a lot more issues.
But hey, I finally did the little thing I was planning...
I've definitely been slacking on that front lately... I need to get back into it properly.
I'm feeling a bit inspired now, though. Maybe I'll cook something up if I have the time later today.
OP could you have a go with revamping Kiyo to look like he's wearing Smokey's getup for a profile bio? yes the nibba street urchin from Battle Tendency
Hey now that's only a tiny side thing I play up for you guys
>headcanon
Honestly dunno why people on Ganker are so afraid of creating their own things. You have all these mf's on DA and Tumblr and Twitter now making themselves characters and little stories and all that and they're enjoying themselves. They never question it, they never worry if others are gonna call them cringe, they just accept it.
By comparison here you have the same sperging about female human characters that has been going on for the past X years, every day, every single day, the same thing, over and over... and autism about smogon this or mechanic that. Like, surely talking about your little pokemon OCs in the pokemon board is better than that........ Right?
Anyway you should make your own things, that way no more envy, because you have something too.
People having fun, what about it?
[...] Who Joseph then? Cassie?
[...]
IDK which one has more dogmons in it?
Rudy's gang has a lot of dogs but the police has Major Pepper who counts quadruple. But Rudy's planning to make some alliances with some bad doggies soon...
I'm glad most Growlithes and Arcanines are friendly do-gooders, because those are some pretty scary-lookin' pups. I guess there's a reason the police force tends to recruit these fire dogs.
OP could you have a go with revamping Kiyo to look like he's wearing Smokey's getup for a profile bio? yes the nibba street urchin from Battle Tendency
Who Joseph then? Cassie?
https://i.imgur.com/ibhnyUP.jpg
Do you think they're joining Major Pepper's squad or Red Eyes' gang?
Oh my god, what a nice gift. Thank you so much. Pepper is so cute and slightly less fat than usual here. Look at these clean straight lines, that's a thing I can't do. I'm so glad to post my things here and see people suddenly having fun and being interested with it, I don't think there is a single feeling that compares in the world...
He looks like he rigs matches for a cut of the oppponent's fight money. . .
He IS a hobby wrestler, 50/50 with him being a D&D GM and rigging dice rolls for narrative purpose and player enjoyment.
POV: You are Pepper's bowl of kibble
POV you are her rattata boyfriend
>expecting anything else from people mentally ill enough to make a custom RPG ruleset for tabletop PMD (with an entire multi-page subsection dedicated to Haha's) I just cannot help it, seeing people having fun unashamed disgusts me…
If being ashamed of oneself on the frickin pokemon baby show forum is mentally ill, I don't wanna be mentally sane!
I need context, which one of these tabletop rpgs are you guys are referring to?
What we do is actually play Pathfinder 2e. We adapted it a little with pokemon moves and all. We used to have a custom system that was close to what's in the game but we changed it because it was too much one-shotting and type advantage while Pf2 rules had grappling rules and swallowing attacks
Believe it or not a Swallow Whole build is pretty fricking strong and when every mon can do that...
Hey, glad you like it! I figured I ought to draw one of your characters after you drew mine, it's only fair to return the favor.
Plus, Pepper is indeed very cute and her scruffy fur was fun to draw.
Also, she's got a Rattata boyfriend? Dang, what a lucky little guy.
>those spoilers
I don't know if I want to be on that belly rub brigade after hearing that... maybe I'd join that human supermacist group or one of the megacorp labs instead. My talents would be wasted on the likes of breeding or belly rubs!
Can confirm, human hands are designed perfectly for optimal tummy rubbing and ear scritching.
Why do you think Pokémon bond so easily with people, huh? Even the fiercest monster melts under a gentle man's touch.
I do find it odd, though, that many Pokémons' idea of returning the favor involves licking their human in the face. Why does their affection have to be so slobbery? Do people taste good or something? It's an honest mystery.
Can confirm, human hands are designed perfectly for optimal tummy rubbing and ear scritching.
Why do you think Pokémon bond so easily with people, huh? Even the fiercest monster melts under a gentle man's touch.
I do find it odd, though, that many Pokémons' idea of returning the favor involves licking their human in the face. Why does their affection have to be so slobbery? Do people taste good or something? It's an honest mystery.
I don't want Pepper or her corrupt Buizel pal telling me I taste good...
>expecting anything else from people mentally ill enough to make a custom RPG ruleset for tabletop PMD (with an entire multi-page subsection dedicated to Haha's) I just cannot help it, seeing people having fun unashamed disgusts me…
[...]
Well, Anon? Are you ready for your makeover?
Tried that once not so long ago, but it stopped being fun real fast once I realized that my hornygay moronation was silencing someone who's been literally homeless and dying at the time… I don't even remember why I rolled him to be honest
> it stopped being fun real fast once I realized that my hornygay moronation was silencing someone who's been literally homeless and dying at the time…
Not really to be honest, I don't think that I deserve anything at all…
> it stopped being fun real fast once I realized that my hornygay moronation was silencing someone who's been literally homeless and dying at the time…
Huh
what
Do you think that I will ever be allowed to forget about him?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Damn, uploaded the wrong image unspoilered again…
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not really to be honest, I don't think that I deserve anything at all…
[...]
Do you think that I will ever be allowed to forget about him?
You know that he's still alive?
7 months ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't call the state he's in as being truly alive frankly, I mean image being too tired to even get up out of bed on your own…
The hell are tou talking about anon
Someone that I wish it was me fading-away instead of him way too often lately
You never seen that DA comic of Sonic turning into a living toilet?
That and other autisic cringe garbage like voreshit or delitization is a codeword for "'Haha'"
Yes. Kelly had a rich old owner who died, and when that happened he got disposseded by Team Legion and was yeeted out of the city walls for the wild mons to eat, for a grand total of five seconds.
Because at the very same time, Red Eyes decided he wanted to get IN, so he grabbed Kelly by the scruff, tossed him back in, and then tossed himself through the opening at the surprised and very soon to be dead human guards. After beating the shit out of them (and throwing them outside for the wild mons to enjoy), Rudy dragged Kelly off into the streets and made him point him to a hiding place.
At that point Rudy didn't eat Kelly because when Red Eyes saves you, you fricking stay saved so he figured he was kind of stuck with this delusionally carefree bourgeois pet that can't understand things such as 'scams', 'sex', 'danger', 'too expensive' and speaks politely in a measured wienerney accent.
Maybe I do. But I think most people would agree that paws are cute in general. So don't read too much into it.
...Okay, maybe you can read into it. But I'm at least trying to be subtle, unlike some people here.
Maybe I do. But I think most people would agree that paws are cute in general. So don't read too much into it.
...Okay, maybe you can read into it. But I'm at least trying to be subtle, unlike some people here.
Rai is pretty much the worst fighter in the gang... After Kelly. Attitude is all he has.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Damn, really? I guess his looks are all for show.
I think the new fear, then, is losing to him anyway despite his inadequacy. That'd be just embarrassing... I can only imagine how he'd decide to humiliate me after the fact.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine getting beat by Rai or Kelly.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Kelly looks like he couldn't hurt a fly. I think his best strategy in a fight would be to try and make his opponent feel bad for attacking him. I mean, look at the little guy! Who could ever want to hurt him?
Why is this OCfest so anti-science for no legitimate reason?
Don't you want to take part in pushing the envelope of progress and dare to dream of suprassing the capabilities of your own flawed bodies someday?
I've done it. I've finally did done it. I did the thing. I am now cured of my HOI4 addiction for the time being. Frick. Fricking hell do I have a problem. Now I can go back to 'being outside' and 'working out' and 'drawing pokemons' and 'do important papers'... And shower. Yes...
Scientists have anti-pokemon sentiments and shouldn't be allowed to plot
What Mexican Deviantartist drew this?
Me. Maybe.
[...]
I still don't get how all of that fuzz can hide fully underneath his beatnik beret thingy…
The fuzz. IS the beret.
Kelly looks like he couldn't hurt a fly. I think his best strategy in a fight would be to try and make his opponent feel bad for attacking him. I mean, look at the little guy! Who could ever want to hurt him?
- Team Legion's bots don't have any feelings and kill on sight.
- Everyone who hates smeargles
- People who wanna lose to Kelly
You do know how big Nidorina are, right?
Unless the outlaw in question is something teeny like a Rattata, I don't think she's going to be the one doing the eating.
What does she and her Char partner think of humans? Is she like Pepper who sees them as a source of belly rubs and headpats, or like the outlaws that see them as little more than playthings?
Mostly they just try to avoid humans. The last thing they'd want is people finding out about their secret Pokémon village.
Though, if they did end up having a run-in with a human... maybe a few scritches behind the ear wouldn't hurt.
I promise they don't eat people! They're good beans!
The only reason they tend to go after smaller outlaws is because big ones can be pretty scary...
Also, kinda unrelated, but I wanted to mention that the Braixen and the Weavile in this pic are a friend's characters. They live with their human owners in a tiny neighborhood right next to a huge forest, and they're good friends with the Nidorina and Charmeleon, who live out in a Pokémon village in the woods. The four of them like to hang out with each other when the humans aren't around, and sometimes they even go on dungeoneering adventures together, so long as the two domestic 'mons can be convinced to.
Anyway, the only reason I bring all of this up is because the Braixen's name is also Pepper, and I think that's a funny coincidence.
Such fun looking characters, but such an abhorrent obsession to nurture. You are impure and evil and corrupted good things to your twisted ways. Repent.
How was YOUR day, lovely anon?! Did you have good mon thoughts?
Such fun looking characters, but such an abhorrent obsession to nurture. You are impure and evil and corrupted good things to your twisted ways. Repent.
I repent uwu
Damn, I guess we're just not allowed to have fun around here.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm playing up the naughty stuff for the most part. If I were to actually flesh out the setting, it'd either have it as a small gag that only gets brought up every once in a while, or I might not even include it at all. But other anons seem to think it's fun to talk about, and I don't exactly disagree, so I'm being indulgent.
[...]
I'd post more of my own art... if I had any more to post that was on-topic. I like drawing a lot of variety, which is far from a problem, but it does mean I've got less to show for this particular subject. Ah well.
There are two ways to take the Pepper setting, the first one is to keep it 'straight' with dog cop VS immortal champion of Yveltal outlaw goof goon and all. That's the version for normies and people that just wanna enjoy a good story with cool characters and everybody is welcome to see it that way, and even encouraged. But then there's what everyone personally might like out of it, some want to frick the dog, some want the dog to eat them, some want to wiener the buizel and use her like a water gun, those are all personally valid. I don't want to push it in any way, but if some people say 'X fetish is cool', I might say that we kind of did some of that stuff ourselves, and that's fine. I'm just glad to see anons like what I do, no matter how they like it.
Damn, I guess we're just not allowed to have fun around here.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm playing up the naughty stuff for the most part. If I were to actually flesh out the setting, it'd either have it as a small gag that only gets brought up every once in a while, or I might not even include it at all. But other anons seem to think it's fun to talk about, and I don't exactly disagree, so I'm being indulgent.
The only impure thing here is that he spends 80% of the thread blogposting without art included.
I'd post more of my own art... if I had any more to post that was on-topic. I like drawing a lot of variety, which is far from a problem, but it does mean I've got less to show for this particular subject. Ah well.
Want? Well, I dunno about that, but she makes sure to keep some Reviver Seeds handy in case she needs them. And given her track record, she needs them often.
Oddly, it always seems that it happens specifically to her, and not any of the others... she must just be really unlucky.
same
unironically
I stopped eating wheat and now I only tic a little bit. I've experimented not eating casein and it seems to further reduce tics but I'm not quite sure by how much yet.
I can't believe Nidorina joined the Apex City deputy program only to be defeated nad then eaten by the weakest outlaws everytime, it's like she lets this happen or something.
Maybe she's doing it for tactical reasons. Y'know, she is a poison type. If she can't beat her enemies in a fight, she can at least give them a tummy ache so they're easier for her comrades to take down.
...Okay, that's probably not it, but it's either that, or one of two extremes: she's completely inadequate, or she's a total gutbawd. And it's most likely not the former of those, either. I've seen how swiftly she deals with outlaws her size or smaller.
Hey, she's not stupid enough to just throw herself off to her death. That's what the Reviver Seeds are for.
And she wouldn't join Rudy's crew. She's to much of a do-gooder, and she couldn't separate herself from her Charmeleon buddy anyway. Besides, being on Pepper's team gives her ample opportunities to have run-ins with the outlaws, for better or worse.
Her name is Suzy, and I don't know if I want to answer that second question. Nor do I really know what it means.
Anyway, stop trying to eat her! If it happens too often, the others might start to get suspicious. Reckless as she is, she'd like to at least keep a façade of having SOME self-preservation instincts.
Hey guys, OP here. Someone almost killed me today and I guess I'm still trying to chill out lol. It's nice to see Pepper be popular. I have to ask though, what do you honestly think of my little things?
As someone who's also done a lot of conceptualizing Pokémon characters and worldbuilding and all that (though, I never really did much with it... I sorta moved on to other things), I think it's really interesting. Imagining how different characters would act in this wild setting... it's not something I've done in a long while, so it's a lot of fun. And it definitely helps that all of your characters look badass (and adorable).
I hope you're doing alright, also. We'd be missing out on some pretty cool stuff if you died.
>I hope you're doing alright, also
Car drivers really do hate cyclists. I think some are trying to ram me on purpose sometimes lol. It's kinda fricked up.
> And it definitely helps that all of your characters look badass
What's important is to have a vision and do it. Give an identity. I was always that kind of kid that liked COOL and BADASS stuff and I listen to ROCK and METAL. It's nice that so many years later people finally seem to look back and say 'actually, it's not childish to like things' and there is growing interest in this kind of creative enjoyment. Just make things and soak in it. People like that. I think they always have. And why not do Pokemon?
People have been appreciating my mohawkmons as 'new' and 'cool' and frankly I'm like how? I'm being basic as hell, I'm just putting a mohawk on it! I think people that make cute and light-touch mons are way better...
Pokemon is so easy to create with. You could take it into any and all directions. Some people do human-like mons that are cool and gritty, others do cute, some keep them as pets, and all that. It's no wonder that the franchise is so popular because it's the correct mix of unique personality and 'space for creativity'. If you just google Smeargle OC you see a billion different takes, they're usually so creative, and don't rely on my cheap tricks of just aping rock and roll style, then slapping it on a mon.
>Her name was Suzy
She looks like someone that can't help but freeze like a deer in headlights whenever she would get got if she does nothing. I bet she wouldn't even manage to rescue his buddy if he was caught by a Tyranitar, she would just stand here, and watch in shock, and not press B, until it's her turn... How many bs excuses have you used already, Suzy? You must really make him feel funny if he's so gullible all the time!
But then again, it's the fate of all weaker teams being used as recon fodder, until some of the survivors are vetted enough to become the -real- deal.
Hey guys, OP here. Someone almost killed me today and I guess I'm still trying to chill out lol. It's nice to see Pepper be popular. I have to ask though, what do you honestly think of my little things?
Little things is a little ambiguous, anon... how about a little more about the police Pokemon outside of Pepper, like Donut? How about the types of prisoners they have in custody, and if it's mostly humans or Pokemon?
Are there any notable third-party megacorps or labs that aren't affiliated with outlaws, the evil human team, or the police force?
Not much that I know, you'd have to ask my friend. What we do know is that Team Legion acquired several firms that pioneered some of the advanced Apex technology, which includes advanced prosthetics and such. There is some evidence that suggests some pokemons were invested into the creation and research of such things but Team Legion is quick to delete any evidence that anything other than humans did anything. Some of the mons working 'independent' in the outer districts display strange technical skills and an appetite for technological work that usually only exists for humans, and they don't always talk about where they got that. It's hard to know much about the corporations because they guard their secrets jealously. But then what if the 'great genius' that designed this line of intelligent augmented reality glasses for mons, was the CEO's mon? Nobody can know...
Donut > was a Kalosian gendarme > border guard on the Paldean border to fight against the XP candy traffic > rode her owner's motorcycle at kill-your-self speeds all the time to catch very dangerous people and destroy their kneecaps > has elite training to sniff XP coke and serve as a handheld Buizel SMG. If you can lift her. > got transferred to Apex where she most of the time works as a glorified traffic cone and cannot ride anything bigger than a moped as per the local regulation > eats about nothing but pastries and the occasional jailbird, so she is kind of named after her favourite food > fat & big, likes to throw her weight around and bully people > is simultaneously the coolest cop you know and a fat b***h > cannot bring herself to give a shit about petty crime and a lot more street savvy than Pepper > pretty much hangs out sometimes with the same kind of people she busts during the day > has to watch Pepper's back because Pepper does not understand the way things are going or the notion of 'nuance' and the concept of 'sometimes you have to close your eyes a bit'
> has no relation whatsoever to the buizel motorcycle rider named Eclair that inexplicably popped up recently on the illegal street racing scene, has long hair, is kinda fat, loves sugary pastry, and drives extremely recklessly on Saturday nights.
Also
> Donut has a nightstick and loves to use it > might have been assigned from start in the Kalosian banlieue which explains her rough and careless character > she can't stand cité delinquents and would bite / nightstick on sight. It works. > most likely cop to have a normal conversation with you and hang out on saturdays even if she knows you're wanted, don't expect any mercy on mondays though.
> her psychology is extremely adrenaline-addicted, which corroborates with her sugar consumption. is very easily bored.
> has no relation whatsoever to the buizel motorcycle rider named Eclair that inexplicably popped up recently on the illegal street racing scene, has long hair, is kinda fat, loves sugary pastry, and drives extremely recklessly on Saturday nights.
Also
> Donut has a nightstick and loves to use it > might have been assigned from start in the Kalosian banlieue which explains her rough and careless character > she can't stand cité delinquents and would bite / nightstick on sight. It works. > most likely cop to have a normal conversation with you and hang out on saturdays even if she knows you're wanted, don't expect any mercy on mondays though.
> her psychology is extremely adrenaline-addicted, which corroborates with her sugar consumption. is very easily bored.
>Big and fat from eating nothing but pastries and prisoners
Hopefully that only includes the Pokemon jailbirds, or that human they apprehended last time is in trouble...
I wish there was a place you guys had for talking more in-depth about this setting. From everything I've heard, it sounds really fun! I know it's between only a small group of people, but I think you'd be onto something if you were to open it up a bit. You wouldn't necessarily have to share it with us since we're strangers and all, but you should definitely see if any of those you guys are close with share an interest in it. I think having more people could help flesh out this already interesting world of yours even more. Take it from a firsthand experience!
Yes... A place for pokenerds... Almost like... Some sort of forum... Where maybe we could practice basket-weaving too?... hosted somewhere chill like Mongolia...
mmyeeesss...
To be perfectly honest, I quit drawing for three years when I gave up on life, then I got the pokemon RP game as a way to be a bit better and all, and we ended up making all of this. But it's all for our tabletop campaign. Technically I'm not a pokemon artist but before I put on that mask nobody cared because pokemon is popular and I was unknown.
What I'm trying to say anyway is that this is all just me making my characters because I like to have characters, and I at least share the art with people. It's very much a me / best friend thing and sometimes I wonder if it's really wise for me to talk about it much in a era where private life is much too public for everyone and anything written down stays within reach for decades. I don't particularly see my 'lore' as important as anyone could come up with their own, or imagine their own version of what I make in their own mind, just as I adapted pokemon to my own wants.
H-how would that even work? They're the same size!
Actually, don't answer that. I don't want to think about it.
They would be even closer together than they've ever been think about it.
And then unexpectedly he says 'I've always wanted to do this' and it's the last thing she hears and she'll wonder if he even was still all gassed out for the short while she has left in there
I stayed up too late playing games and now I'm tired as hell. I could use a warm place to take a nap. Maybe when I tell people to sleep tight, I should do the same. But besides that, I'm all good.
sex with both
Imagine my surprise seeing this in the catalog!
Thank you so much for drawing my silly characters, anon! They look kickass in your style!
Hey, now...
WITH BOTH
Just for that, they're going to join Pepper's squad and send you to the slammer.
It's about time we crack down on all of the naughty business around here!
Rudy's gang is coooooooler
Nah, Rudy and his goof troupe smell! I bet they all have terrible breath thanks to what they eat.
Pepper and the Poké-police, on the other hand... well, uh, they probably at least brush their teeth!
Rudy's eating good tonight
Don't eat poison types! They'll give you a tummy ache!
And fire types, too! They'll burn the roof of your mouth!
'Oh hey! You two wanna join our cool little crew, don't you? We party a lot and have fun, we're like a group of friends!
If not, I have a very strong ground-type stomach.'
I don't know, you guys seem like you're up to no good...
A-and you wouldn't want to eat us anyway! We taste terrible! I swear!
Bal
He looks much more CHUNKY than the Rudy fella
Yes... But Rudy is a lot harder to crump. He is like a ball bearing, when you stomp him he just badger balls up and becomes a hyperstructure.
He looks like he rigs matches for a cut of the oppponent's fight money. . .
babies when
It's nice to see you again guys
Glad you like it
Skill issue. BABIES WHEN
Even if the science says it's impossible, I guess there's no harm in trying. Until they get results. However long that may take.
In Apex city we have the science and also the scientists. We need to breed more cops so we can stand against wicked Rusy who is getting evil mons to breed him an army of outlaws.
Sex is of strategic importance.
Fight fire with fire, I suppose. Can't let your enemies beat you just because they outnumber you.
And if science has the power to give her the ability to make eggs back, then there's no reason not to use it. Though, it's funny to imagine a police force made up of a few senior officers and all of their tactically-bred children.
*chuckles* He's in danger!
Depends, do they want to beat up bad guys for the good of all or do they want to do crimes and frick humans?
>
Well, anon? You gotta tell us...
BEAT UP BAD GUYS OBVIOUSLY
I dunno, anon, I feel like these two are a bit tired of playing good guys, maybe they wanna cause some trouble on saturdays...
What kinds of trouble would they want to cause?
They gonna rescue mons by storing them in their stomachs on the way out.
That's not rescuing them at all! That's like throwing them into another dungeon, except it's filled with acid!
Hey, I remember that comic, and last I checked, that Pikachu wasn't being stored in her stomach, exactly...
OP here. I'm sorry about last week. I fell pretty sick and by the time I was alive again I felt rather shy about having bailed on the thread. Then I had a lot more issues.
But hey, I finally did the little thing I was planning...
The thread was only like 12 posts from the bump limit anyways, pretty good all things considered
/kiss
What are you talking about?
It is?
Those two don't really look big enough to be eating anyone.
Wait, I meant to reply to
Whoopsies
That won’t stop voregays
Some of them get off to people eating people that are the same size as them, even thought that’s moronic and makes no sense
So are you joining Pepper's Brigade or Rudy's Gang?
Oh its a vore thread
>starfruit
Either way they're going to be responsible for extrajudicial killings. Now post something provocative of them already.
op should draw them both fricking the scientist from last thread, as a joke
I wanted the scrafty to frick him and see the abomination kid they'd have
literally who?
https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/54655327
Read up, bucko.
But anon, Nidorina are infertile! She can't have eggs!
that thread is a disaster
bestiality and roleplay everywhere
You forgot to say 'verily' again Zozzle-wannabe…
Keke, that image feels like it was made specifically to antagonize the Alolan Ninetales person.
Do your part! Service guarantees breeding rights!
>Starfruit
I get it
I hope you anons have been drawing... It rots off if you don't use it, you know?
I've definitely been slacking on that front lately... I need to get back into it properly.
I'm feeling a bit inspired now, though. Maybe I'll cook something up if I have the time later today.
This is what an obstagoon looks like when targeted by a melee attack
Talk about OCs. Is there even anyone left on this board?
OP could you have a go with revamping Kiyo to look like he's wearing Smokey's getup for a profile bio?
yes the nibba street urchin from Battle Tendency
What is Kiyo
I think it's a type of refrigerated onahole?
Who is Kiyo
what's up with this thread?
The Red Eyes needs to be stopped, that's what's up! They're a bunch of no-good miscreants!
PMD style RP thread. Equal parts kino and cringe.
I am bringing back pokemon in the pokemon board
my envy is making me unreasonably jealous of a crippled voregay's headcanon schizokino once again
>voregay
Hey now that's only a tiny side thing I play up for you guys
>headcanon
Honestly dunno why people on Ganker are so afraid of creating their own things. You have all these mf's on DA and Tumblr and Twitter now making themselves characters and little stories and all that and they're enjoying themselves. They never question it, they never worry if others are gonna call them cringe, they just accept it.
By comparison here you have the same sperging about female human characters that has been going on for the past X years, every day, every single day, the same thing, over and over... and autism about smogon this or mechanic that. Like, surely talking about your little pokemon OCs in the pokemon board is better than that........ Right?
Anyway you should make your own things, that way no more envy, because you have something too.
Rudy's gang has a lot of dogs but the police has Major Pepper who counts quadruple. But Rudy's planning to make some alliances with some bad doggies soon...
I'm glad most Growlithes and Arcanines are friendly do-gooders, because those are some pretty scary-lookin' pups. I guess there's a reason the police force tends to recruit these fire dogs.
The rumors that Pepper used to be a rebellious no-gooder as a growlithe are fictitious and slanderous.
>that's only a tiny side thing I play up for you guys
Then take me to vorny jail
POV: You are Pepper's bowl of kibble
>Honestly dunno why people on Ganker are so afraid of creating their own things.
Devilry isn't able to create, only corrupt and destroy - sometimes in a paradoxicly inventive manner.
People having fun, what about it?
Who Joseph then? Cassie?
IDK which one has more dogmons in it?
Pepper is cute! CUTE!
Pepper is fat!
FAT!
She is not! She's just got a big coat! It's all muscle under that fur!
And she might have to teach you a lesson for those rude, rude words...
W-what kind of lesson?
She's sending you to the slammer, son!
And if you're lucky, you might just get a more "personal" jail cell...
I don't think I want to go in THAT jail cell if the clues around here are anything to go by...
Oh my god, what a nice gift. Thank you so much. Pepper is so cute and slightly less fat than usual here. Look at these clean straight lines, that's a thing I can't do. I'm so glad to post my things here and see people suddenly having fun and being interested with it, I don't think there is a single feeling that compares in the world...
He IS a hobby wrestler, 50/50 with him being a D&D GM and rigging dice rolls for narrative purpose and player enjoyment.
POV you are her rattata boyfriend
If being ashamed of oneself on the frickin pokemon baby show forum is mentally ill, I don't wanna be mentally sane!
What we do is actually play Pathfinder 2e. We adapted it a little with pokemon moves and all. We used to have a custom system that was close to what's in the game but we changed it because it was too much one-shotting and type advantage while Pf2 rules had grappling rules and swallowing attacks
Believe it or not a Swallow Whole build is pretty fricking strong and when every mon can do that...
Hey, glad you like it! I figured I ought to draw one of your characters after you drew mine, it's only fair to return the favor.
Plus, Pepper is indeed very cute and her scruffy fur was fun to draw.
Also, she's got a Rattata boyfriend? Dang, what a lucky little guy.
>Pathfinder 2e
Oh, I was expecting one of those dedicated PMD adaptations lol
>those spoilers
I don't know if I want to be on that belly rub brigade after hearing that... maybe I'd join that human supermacist group or one of the megacorp labs instead. My talents would be wasted on the likes of breeding or belly rubs!
Nonsense, human boys were BUILT for pokemon
Can confirm, human hands are designed perfectly for optimal tummy rubbing and ear scritching.
Why do you think Pokémon bond so easily with people, huh? Even the fiercest monster melts under a gentle man's touch.
I do find it odd, though, that many Pokémons' idea of returning the favor involves licking their human in the face. Why does their affection have to be so slobbery? Do people taste good or something? It's an honest mystery.
>Do people taste good or something? It's an honest mystery.
Ask Seviper
I don't want Pepper or her corrupt Buizel pal telling me I taste good...
THE VORE WAS NOT A JOKE I REPEAT THE VORE WAS NOT A JOKE ABANDON THREAD
>expecting anything else from people mentally ill enough to make a custom RPG ruleset for tabletop PMD (with an entire multi-page subsection dedicated to Haha's)
I just cannot help it, seeing people having fun unashamed disgusts me…
I fon't get what "haha's" mean
You know. Just some silly things, haha.
"'asexual"' fetishes most likely
>asspussy and no wiener
2culture4me
Tried that once not so long ago, but it stopped being fun real fast once I realized that my hornygay moronation was silencing someone who's been literally homeless and dying at the time…
I don't even remember why I rolled him to be honest
> it stopped being fun real fast once I realized that my hornygay moronation was silencing someone who's been literally homeless and dying at the time…
Huh
what
Anon wants a scolipede
Not really to be honest, I don't think that I deserve anything at all…
Do you think that I will ever be allowed to forget about him?
Damn, uploaded the wrong image unspoilered again…
You know that he's still alive?
I wouldn't call the state he's in as being truly alive frankly, I mean image being too tired to even get up out of bed on your own…
Someone that I wish it was me fading-away instead of him way too often lately
The hell are tou talking about anon
You never seen that DA comic of Sonic turning into a living toilet?
That and other autisic cringe garbage like voreshit or delitization is a codeword for "'Haha'"
We should make anon his very own OCmon
Dibs on making him a Torchic
Why Torchic? Do you want him to be as helpless as possible?
...That's kinda funny, actually. Seconded.
as delicious as possible
Well, Anon? Are you ready for your makeover?
It’s Beanshaped!
Am I supposed to know who that is?
No I just assumed someone here might
I need context, which one of these tabletop rpgs are you guys are referring to?
It's crazy how these cringe/edge kino threads are the few places you can find honest discussion in this gay board.
>maw of the law
Yes please!
I don't think most people would be so eager to enter Pepper's custody... are you alright, anon?
Of course I am! I'm totally not at all thinking about a strategy to effectively counter acid damage so I can stay in the for longer! ha ha
Kellyposting!
is that this little dude's name
Yes. Kelly had a rich old owner who died, and when that happened he got disposseded by Team Legion and was yeeted out of the city walls for the wild mons to eat, for a grand total of five seconds.
Because at the very same time, Red Eyes decided he wanted to get IN, so he grabbed Kelly by the scruff, tossed him back in, and then tossed himself through the opening at the surprised and very soon to be dead human guards. After beating the shit out of them (and throwing them outside for the wild mons to enjoy), Rudy dragged Kelly off into the streets and made him point him to a hiding place.
At that point Rudy didn't eat Kelly because when Red Eyes saves you, you fricking stay saved so he figured he was kind of stuck with this delusionally carefree bourgeois pet that can't understand things such as 'scams', 'sex', 'danger', 'too expensive' and speaks politely in a measured wienerney accent.
Does Rudy keep human belly rub slaves like Pepper does?
Why do this when he can ask Kelly?
Kelly's only got three fingers
Kelly can step on his belly to help him digest the human
homie's got big ol' paws
Anon likes
Maybe I do. But I think most people would agree that paws are cute in general. So don't read too much into it.
...Okay, maybe you can read into it. But I'm at least trying to be subtle, unlike some people here.
I still don't get how all of that fuzz can hide fully underneath his beatnik beret thingy…
>Raichu has incisors
CUM!
Alright I'm interested. Where do I find THE LORE?
I would be interested if not for the vore, but have fun.
Nowhere, because I don't post it
ANON LIKES
You don't have to rub it in!
But, if I may ask, do you have any more pictures of the Raichu? I dig his vibe. Among other things.
Only this one.
If you look hard enough
It was always canon
Anon is likes paws oooo he's a paw kisser
He looks so cool! And a little scary... remind me not to get on his bad side. Those gnashers look like they'd hurt like hell.
Rai is pretty much the worst fighter in the gang... After Kelly. Attitude is all he has.
Damn, really? I guess his looks are all for show.
I think the new fear, then, is losing to him anyway despite his inadequacy. That'd be just embarrassing... I can only imagine how he'd decide to humiliate me after the fact.
Imagine getting beat by Rai or Kelly.
Kelly looks like he couldn't hurt a fly. I think his best strategy in a fight would be to try and make his opponent feel bad for attacking him. I mean, look at the little guy! Who could ever want to hurt him?
Why was this thread kill last time, too much fun for jannoids to handle?
Who is your favourite?
Peppah, but only if she likes getting her biscuit fisted
Why is this OCfest so anti-science for no legitimate reason?
Don't you want to take part in pushing the envelope of progress and dare to dream of suprassing the capabilities of your own flawed bodies someday?
There was a scientist in the last thread, but the pokemon thought he was too cute to be allowed freedom to do science things
I've done it. I've finally did done it. I did the thing. I am now cured of my HOI4 addiction for the time being. Frick. Fricking hell do I have a problem. Now I can go back to 'being outside' and 'working out' and 'drawing pokemons' and 'do important papers'... And shower. Yes...
Scientists have anti-pokemon sentiments and shouldn't be allowed to plot
Me. Maybe.
The fuzz. IS the beret.
- Team Legion's bots don't have any feelings and kill on sight.
- Everyone who hates smeargles
- People who wanna lose to Kelly
>(s)he doesn't trust the science
10000‰ NGMI
>King Wojtek the 1st
2 siema 4 me
>who wants to hurt Kelly
I forgot to mention
- Donut
wtf did kelly do 🙁
He vored a guy in cold blood
jk he posted on Reddit
any chance I can have a Discord link?
What Mexican Deviantartist drew this?
Post more nidorina
You like her, anon?
Paws or maws?
What's that got to do with anything?
Definitely maws, though.
Did she eat a lot of outlaws
You do know how big Nidorina are, right?
Unless the outlaw in question is something teeny like a Rattata, I don't think she's going to be the one doing the eating.
I bet she can fit Kelly
You do know how big Smeargle are, right?
Fold it before you eat it then
>vore
>implying realistic logic
I like her a lot I just like nidorina a lot in general but yours is pretty cute :3
Nidorina is one of my favorites, too. Glad you like her.
Digesting her healthy lunch of berries and veggies :]
Did anyone see my Bounsweet
What does she and her Char partner think of humans? Is she like Pepper who sees them as a source of belly rubs and headpats, or like the outlaws that see them as little more than playthings?
Mostly they just try to avoid humans. The last thing they'd want is people finding out about their secret Pokémon village.
Though, if they did end up having a run-in with a human... maybe a few scritches behind the ear wouldn't hurt.
Humans are also a good source of protein...
I wanna be a Pokemon.
Which one?
some1 post the link already
NIDORINA EATS RODENTS
Omg and these are the 'good' guys??? I bet he and her boyfriend charmeleon only go after small outlaws and eat half of them
I promise they don't eat people! They're good beans!
The only reason they tend to go after smaller outlaws is because big ones can be pretty scary...
Also, kinda unrelated, but I wanted to mention that the Braixen and the Weavile in this pic are a friend's characters. They live with their human owners in a tiny neighborhood right next to a huge forest, and they're good friends with the Nidorina and Charmeleon, who live out in a Pokémon village in the woods. The four of them like to hang out with each other when the humans aren't around, and sometimes they even go on dungeoneering adventures together, so long as the two domestic 'mons can be convinced to.
Anyway, the only reason I bring all of this up is because the Braixen's name is also Pepper, and I think that's a funny coincidence.
Look at her. She's digesting.
Such fun looking characters, but such an abhorrent obsession to nurture. You are impure and evil and corrupted good things to your twisted ways. Repent.
The only impure thing here is that he spends 80% of the thread blogposting without art included.
Art takes time
How was YOUR day, lovely anon?! Did you have good mon thoughts?
I repent uwu
There are two ways to take the Pepper setting, the first one is to keep it 'straight' with dog cop VS immortal champion of Yveltal outlaw goof goon and all. That's the version for normies and people that just wanna enjoy a good story with cool characters and everybody is welcome to see it that way, and even encouraged. But then there's what everyone personally might like out of it, some want to frick the dog, some want the dog to eat them, some want to wiener the buizel and use her like a water gun, those are all personally valid. I don't want to push it in any way, but if some people say 'X fetish is cool', I might say that we kind of did some of that stuff ourselves, and that's fine. I'm just glad to see anons like what I do, no matter how they like it.
Damn, I guess we're just not allowed to have fun around here.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm playing up the naughty stuff for the most part. If I were to actually flesh out the setting, it'd either have it as a small gag that only gets brought up every once in a while, or I might not even include it at all. But other anons seem to think it's fun to talk about, and I don't exactly disagree, so I'm being indulgent.
I'd post more of my own art... if I had any more to post that was on-topic. I like drawing a lot of variety, which is far from a problem, but it does mean I've got less to show for this particular subject. Ah well.
Does Nidorina want to BE eaten?!?
Want? Well, I dunno about that, but she makes sure to keep some Reviver Seeds handy in case she needs them. And given her track record, she needs them often.
Oddly, it always seems that it happens specifically to her, and not any of the others... she must just be really unlucky.
Oh my god, Nidorina confirmed prey
What Discord, anon?
Nevermind I found it
Link?
So Nidorina fails her QTEs a lot... Interesting...
OP, you haven't answered last time - what is your malfunction?
How imperfect is your body, and have you always been like this?
I did, I have Tourettes
The "yell GAYBlack folk! at random folks" kind, or the "hit the gas pedal instead of brakes at an intersection" variety?
The 'extreme OCD and can't stop twitching' kind
same
unironically
I stopped eating wheat and now I only tic a little bit. I've experimented not eating casein and it seems to further reduce tics but I'm not quite sure by how much yet.
I can't believe Nidorina joined the Apex City deputy program only to be defeated nad then eaten by the weakest outlaws everytime, it's like she lets this happen or something.
Maybe she's doing it for tactical reasons. Y'know, she is a poison type. If she can't beat her enemies in a fight, she can at least give them a tummy ache so they're easier for her comrades to take down.
...Okay, that's probably not it, but it's either that, or one of two extremes: she's completely inadequate, or she's a total gutbawd. And it's most likely not the former of those, either. I've seen how swiftly she deals with outlaws her size or smaller.
>she can only bully the weak
>her life always ends inside a bigger mon
We called it earlier, nidorina joinee Rudy's gang, probably off to die horribly between Kelly and Rai
Hey, she's not stupid enough to just throw herself off to her death. That's what the Reviver Seeds are for.
And she wouldn't join Rudy's crew. She's to much of a do-gooder, and she couldn't separate herself from her Charmeleon buddy anyway. Besides, being on Pepper's team gives her ample opportunities to have run-ins with the outlaws, for better or worse.
Rudy's followers get free resurrections, no matter how horrible, brutal or ridiculous their deaths are.
Pepper on the other hand will be forced to give you acid resistance training if she notices you tend to end up in such an environment
Huh?
Damn, they're just giving out free lives over there?
No wonder Rudy's got so many followers. That's rather tempting.
Just don't ask what the 'tickets' are made of... Go have fun!
Hey I just realized how this is a vore thread but Cynthia hasn't been mentioned yet...
What are we drawing tonight?
What's Nidorina's name and what is her nutrient percentage
Her name is Suzy, and I don't know if I want to answer that second question. Nor do I really know what it means.
Anyway, stop trying to eat her! If it happens too often, the others might start to get suspicious. Reckless as she is, she'd like to at least keep a façade of having SOME self-preservation instincts.
As someone who's also done a lot of conceptualizing Pokémon characters and worldbuilding and all that (though, I never really did much with it... I sorta moved on to other things), I think it's really interesting. Imagining how different characters would act in this wild setting... it's not something I've done in a long while, so it's a lot of fun. And it definitely helps that all of your characters look badass (and adorable).
I hope you're doing alright, also. We'd be missing out on some pretty cool stuff if you died.
>I hope you're doing alright, also
Car drivers really do hate cyclists. I think some are trying to ram me on purpose sometimes lol. It's kinda fricked up.
> And it definitely helps that all of your characters look badass
What's important is to have a vision and do it. Give an identity. I was always that kind of kid that liked COOL and BADASS stuff and I listen to ROCK and METAL. It's nice that so many years later people finally seem to look back and say 'actually, it's not childish to like things' and there is growing interest in this kind of creative enjoyment. Just make things and soak in it. People like that. I think they always have. And why not do Pokemon?
People have been appreciating my mohawkmons as 'new' and 'cool' and frankly I'm like how? I'm being basic as hell, I'm just putting a mohawk on it! I think people that make cute and light-touch mons are way better...
Pokemon is so easy to create with. You could take it into any and all directions. Some people do human-like mons that are cool and gritty, others do cute, some keep them as pets, and all that. It's no wonder that the franchise is so popular because it's the correct mix of unique personality and 'space for creativity'. If you just google Smeargle OC you see a billion different takes, they're usually so creative, and don't rely on my cheap tricks of just aping rock and roll style, then slapping it on a mon.
>Her name was Suzy
She looks like someone that can't help but freeze like a deer in headlights whenever she would get got if she does nothing. I bet she wouldn't even manage to rescue his buddy if he was caught by a Tyranitar, she would just stand here, and watch in shock, and not press B, until it's her turn... How many bs excuses have you used already, Suzy? You must really make him feel funny if he's so gullible all the time!
But then again, it's the fate of all weaker teams being used as recon fodder, until some of the survivors are vetted enough to become the -real- deal.
Hey guys, OP here. Someone almost killed me today and I guess I'm still trying to chill out lol. It's nice to see Pepper be popular. I have to ask though, what do you honestly think of my little things?
Little things is a little ambiguous, anon... how about a little more about the police Pokemon outside of Pepper, like Donut? How about the types of prisoners they have in custody, and if it's mostly humans or Pokemon?
Are there any notable third-party megacorps or labs that aren't affiliated with outlaws, the evil human team, or the police force?
Not much that I know, you'd have to ask my friend. What we do know is that Team Legion acquired several firms that pioneered some of the advanced Apex technology, which includes advanced prosthetics and such. There is some evidence that suggests some pokemons were invested into the creation and research of such things but Team Legion is quick to delete any evidence that anything other than humans did anything. Some of the mons working 'independent' in the outer districts display strange technical skills and an appetite for technological work that usually only exists for humans, and they don't always talk about where they got that. It's hard to know much about the corporations because they guard their secrets jealously. But then what if the 'great genius' that designed this line of intelligent augmented reality glasses for mons, was the CEO's mon? Nobody can know...
Donut
> was a Kalosian gendarme
> border guard on the Paldean border to fight against the XP candy traffic
> rode her owner's motorcycle at kill-your-self speeds all the time to catch very dangerous people and destroy their kneecaps
> has elite training to sniff XP coke and serve as a handheld Buizel SMG. If you can lift her.
> got transferred to Apex where she most of the time works as a glorified traffic cone and cannot ride anything bigger than a moped as per the local regulation
> eats about nothing but pastries and the occasional jailbird, so she is kind of named after her favourite food
> fat & big, likes to throw her weight around and bully people
> is simultaneously the coolest cop you know and a fat b***h
> cannot bring herself to give a shit about petty crime and a lot more street savvy than Pepper
> pretty much hangs out sometimes with the same kind of people she busts during the day
> has to watch Pepper's back because Pepper does not understand the way things are going or the notion of 'nuance' and the concept of 'sometimes you have to close your eyes a bit'
And
> has no relation whatsoever to the buizel motorcycle rider named Eclair that inexplicably popped up recently on the illegal street racing scene, has long hair, is kinda fat, loves sugary pastry, and drives extremely recklessly on Saturday nights.
Also
> Donut has a nightstick and loves to use it
> might have been assigned from start in the Kalosian banlieue which explains her rough and careless character
> she can't stand cité delinquents and would bite / nightstick on sight. It works.
> most likely cop to have a normal conversation with you and hang out on saturdays even if she knows you're wanted, don't expect any mercy on mondays though.
> her psychology is extremely adrenaline-addicted, which corroborates with her sugar consumption. is very easily bored.
>Big and fat from eating nothing but pastries and prisoners
Hopefully that only includes the Pokemon jailbirds, or that human they apprehended last time is in trouble...
Donut is a bit too small to eat people. The most effective threat you're gonna hear from her is getting your face sat on though.
I wish there was a place you guys had for talking more in-depth about this setting. From everything I've heard, it sounds really fun! I know it's between only a small group of people, but I think you'd be onto something if you were to open it up a bit. You wouldn't necessarily have to share it with us since we're strangers and all, but you should definitely see if any of those you guys are close with share an interest in it. I think having more people could help flesh out this already interesting world of yours even more. Take it from a firsthand experience!
Yes... A place for pokenerds... Almost like... Some sort of forum... Where maybe we could practice basket-weaving too?... hosted somewhere chill like Mongolia...
mmyeeesss...
To be perfectly honest, I quit drawing for three years when I gave up on life, then I got the pokemon RP game as a way to be a bit better and all, and we ended up making all of this. But it's all for our tabletop campaign. Technically I'm not a pokemon artist but before I put on that mask nobody cared because pokemon is popular and I was unknown.
What I'm trying to say anyway is that this is all just me making my characters because I like to have characters, and I at least share the art with people. It's very much a me / best friend thing and sometimes I wonder if it's really wise for me to talk about it much in a era where private life is much too public for everyone and anything written down stays within reach for decades. I don't particularly see my 'lore' as important as anyone could come up with their own, or imagine their own version of what I make in their own mind, just as I adapted pokemon to my own wants.
They would be even closer together than they've ever been think about it.
They're close enough already! Stop making me think about it!!
And then unexpectedly he says 'I've always wanted to do this' and it's the last thing she hears and she'll wonder if he even was still all gassed out for the short while she has left in there
Man, he couldn't have at least waited until he evolved into a Charizard? That'd at least make it a lot less cramped...
He is next on the menu
Gnight glob
Damn, I guess it really is a mon-eat-mon world out there.
Night nighty and sleep tight, you bastard.
Game Over enthusiast
What exactly does that mean?
>Someone almost killed me today
You're in Ukraine or Palestine?
I think I will draw Suzy becoming food
Hey, now!
...Well, I guess I can't exactly stop you. But may I at least ask: food for whom?
Perhaps it's a surprise
Perhaps it's the usual suspects
Perhaps it's her charmeleon buddy after he got a whiff of evil salazzle breath ohh grrr those dastardly lizard outlaws
H-how would that even work? They're the same size!
Actually, don't answer that. I don't want to think about it.
I still wanna smooch Pepper
I wanna smooch you
I wake. How are my anons doing those of you that haven't fled already
I stayed up too late playing games and now I'm tired as hell. I could use a warm place to take a nap. Maybe when I tell people to sleep tight, I should do the same. But besides that, I'm all good.
Why would you want to leave?
I should be trying to work out but man I planned to wake up during daytime for once and I overslept still.
I am so undermotivated to draw. Videogames are so appealing...
Anon, make an OC, RIGHT NOW