Do you use an HM friend in pokemon?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    say HM slave.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah you mean HM Black person?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon Clover has the best HM Black person.
        It can learn all the HMs.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still mad the pussies at FANDOM nuked the wiki

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YhQUrMg.jpg

      HM Slave as a term is and always was at odds with the setting and intended dynamic of Pokemon. Imagine treating a real animal like that, doing the bare minimum of care and almost resenting it for only fulfilling a less glamorous function. Pokemon are portrayed as intelligent relative to real animals and engage in broadly intentional relationships with humans in the setting.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine treating a real animal like that
        Does he know?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do not think he is aware
          Might be a city slicker

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know what a farm is

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this meme. The "HM slave" is an essential member to your team. Its just that they are trained for utility instead of combat. At best they should be treated like daft animals with a good diet and healthcare. I've grown attached to my HM slaves because they help me explore the world looking for treasure and rare Pokemon.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play romhacks that don't require you to teach HM moves to a pokemon.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM bawd

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM Puta

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best pokemon to pick cotton

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jynx or scrafty come to mind

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Machamp obviously

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM OP

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played Pokemon Reborn and they had an option to make it so as long as you had the HM and the badge, you could use them without teaching it to a pokemon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I played Pokemon Reborn
      How is it? And is it finished?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I actually distribute the HM moves among my party
    >But muh wasted move slots!
    Depending on the generation there is at worst 8 HMs to learn. With 6 Pokemon and 4 moves each, that's 24 move slot. Remove the 8 from HM, you still have 16 moves. Aside from battle facilities, Pokemon games are really easy and all you have to do is use super-effective moves, preferably with STAB. There are 18 types as of Gen 6, but earlier gens at 17, or 16 in gen 1. Normal isn't super-effective against anything, so you don't need a normal move. Surf and/or Waterfall can be your Water move, and Fly can be your Flying move. So you still have enough slots to cover every type possible. Frick HM Slaves and frick "muh move slots" autist. You don't need 4 useable moves on a Pokemon for the single player. Hell, in the earlier gens, most mons don't even learn 4 good moves and you have to make do with one-time use TMs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of those moves are still really decent as attacks too. Surf is still the go to water move, Rock Smash is hilarious for defense down stacking, Strength is an unremarkable but decent attack, and so on. If you plan it out well you can still get most if not all the HMs and still have most of your moves available for attacking.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rock Smash can have strategic use in a few cases but it's too weak to be your sole Fighting move. Strength is definitely usable but it's Normal.
        Cut is the one move that's really shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, and you don't even need all the HMs all the time either. Cut, Whirlpool and Waterfall come to mind for easily droppable HMs. Depends on the game of course.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's only with meta knowledge though. If you're playing it blind then you'll never know when the game decides to require an HM.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of those moves are still really decent as attacks too.

        hell no lmao
        >Cut is a low BP move that isn't even 100% accurate
        >Flash is just Sand Attack but comically worse as it only has 70% accuracy in the gens where it's an HM
        >Rock Smash has a pathetic BP even after the buff, it's not even worth using as coverage
        >Fly is two turn move with only 90BP that isn't even 100% accurate and can only be taught to pokemon that almost assuredly have a better flying move available
        >Whirlpool lmao
        >Waterfall would be decent if not for the fact that you could just use surf instead, it only becomes decent in late gens where they add the flinch effect
        >Dive is a two turn move with only fricking 60BP in gen 3, unless you're fighting something 4x weak to water you'd be better off using cut twice.
        >Rock Climb is basically just worse strength with a 15% chance of justifying using it instead of strength

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Waterfall is a great reliable physical water move.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not before gen 4, where they actively buffed it on top of making it a physical water move so that Surf doesn't keep overshadowing it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wah I need my perfect accuracy 90 BP moves in every slot to beat a game meant for literal kindergartners

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was a literal kindergartner when I first realized how fricking terrible some of these moves are.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      70 dmg every other turn is pretty bad if its my only move of that type.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Want to switch your party around
      >Deposited the dedicated cut user, so you get stuck at some random tree
      >No one can learn cut
      >Have to backtrack to get a pokemon who can learn the shit move
      >Repeat anytime you want a new pokemon on your team
      Meanwhile you only need 1 dedicated pokemon for 90% of the hazards in the game if you just embrace slavery

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        HMs were a garbage system but they did require team management to navigate the environment which was a good gameplay mechanic, the problem was it was far too punishing to lose a move for something as shitty as cut.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the problem was it was far too punishing to lose a move for something as shitty as cut.
          No it wasn't. Lmao "punishing". These games are beaten by 8 years olds.
          "Oh no my Blaziken knows Fire Punch, Brick Break and Aerial Ace, but I'll never be able to finish the game because its last move is Cut!"
          Get fricking real

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is punishing in that it is less fun to use a move like cut instead of using a fun move like hyper beam.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is not that it's difficult, I just don't want to waste a slot for shitty boring Cut

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh no my Blaziken knows Fire Punch, Brick Break and Aerial Ace
            More like fire punch, flamethrower and fire blast

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It could be cool to have the system back but better. Like being able to use other moves or natural Pokemon abilities. I always loved the feeling of having a Pokemon that has something that can help you navigate your environment or help you out during your adventures. It's small, but it made the Pokemon feel way more like partners.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be so easy to implement too
            >This tree seems like it could be cut down. A pokemon with a sharp edge could do the job...
            >Here is this badge. Now, pokemon that can soar to the sky above can fly and transport you to many places
            >This rock pile blocks the way. Machoke skillfuly blows away the rocks!
            You get the point. Just force the player to have some dedicated pokémon in the party without having them learn shitty moves that no one likes using

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        To add to this, having effectively only 4-5 pokemon on your team means exp will be distributed more densely between them, which means less grinding and a higher average level, saving time both in and out of combat

        It's not quite as efficient as the overleveled starter, but it still gives you options

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish forced xp share wasn't the norm in the newest gens, a toggle would've been great.
          >playing the modern games
          I know, mea culpa.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's literally no reason to ever turn off the exp share if the option exists.

            >B-BUT I WANT THE GAMES TO BE HARD!!!
            then ask for that instead of a shitty pointless toggle you dumbfrick DStard.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calm the frick down Black person, there is no downside to having more options.
              Pokemon has never been and will never be hard outside of romhacks, and forced features like xp share only dumb it down further.
              More options is a net positive unless you're just being a contrarian.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you have a game were surf, waterfall and dive are all needed to progress so your water type can’t do much else.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You Water Type can do one other thing, and that's enough. Water is already a strong type, you can beat Ground and Rock which are common in the single player and Fire which can be trouble for many other mons. Being able to have just one other move on top is pretty good. A Swampert with Surf, Waterfall, Dive and a decent Ground move (like Mud Shot, but later Dig or Earthquake) is a pretty powerful threat for the single player and it only has one weakness, Grass. You still have 5 other Pokemon to play with.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ice beam

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always have an ice type on my team, so no need.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or you know I can just beat the game with 5 pokemon with whatever fun moves I want and have an HM slave.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive been saying this since gen 1: hm's should just be fricking items. fly is a hanglider, surf is a surfboard, cut is some shears etc etc

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think we've had HMs in a decade now, GF recognized it was stupid

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not stupid, GF is just stupid. There's plenty of alternative systems that people have come up with that could have worked.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, I actually distribute the HM moves among my party
      This honestly. It ruins the immersion if I have one pokemon on my team that uses nothing but HM moves.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM whiteboy

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM Black person

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM Buck

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I name my HM Slaves after the HMs I give them.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM israelites

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM wienersleeve

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HM Indentured Servant

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM Serf

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM Butttbawd

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which mons you like using/did use for HM... duty the most?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zigzagoon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      a ratatta clone for mostly anything and a water mon for surf waterfall and dive.
      pretty sure in gen 4 I used 2 bibarrels

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragonite is a pretty good slave
      Fly
      strength
      surf
      cut/waterfall/whatever
      plus strong enough to use in battle even with gimped moves

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this thing and everything it stands for.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with regional normal rodents having a second type?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bibarel roll

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the only thing I really dislike about HMs is how it basically forces you to have a water type and a flying type on your team every single game. You can usually split HMs around your team fairly evenly, but even if you're lucky enough to have a non-water type that can learn surf it won't matter since you still have to teach Whirlpool, Waterfall and/or Dive to some water type, and hardly any non-flying types can learn Fly which I supposed is fricking obvious but I still don't want to have to use a pidgey, sparrow, or doduo every single RBY playthrough.

      Tropius and Azumarill are the GOAT HM Black folk for Hoenn games. Pelipper too for just general meandering around since you usually don't need more than Surf and Fly, but it would be nice if it could learn Cut and Rock Smash too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This little guy can learn Surf and Whirlpool. Sadly Furret kind of sucks, but he's a pretty good HM User in general.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HM slave doubles as a pickup slave
          top tier slave

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lombre is also a very good slave as he can learn all the water shit, as well as learning strenght, flash and rock smash. Teach Surf to a pokemon that you actually care about and ignore flash, then you will only need to run fly and cut if you really don't want another slave

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ludicolo/tentacruel and tropius

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM plantation rat

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM farm equipment

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vp/ you losers

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people actually censoring the term "HM Slave"?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single day I wish George Floyd had OD’d 10 minutes earlier and we can have words like Slave, Blacklist, and Master back.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A literal moron pornstar Black person commiting fraud is the reason why we can't say anything that can possibly be perceived as negative to blacks ever
        I despise modern civilization

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron. The move would've happened regardless, they'd just find another scapegoat.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know that, you gay. What drives me nuts is the fact that they used the worst scapegoat ever, and yet it worked wonders.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only America, Australia and maybe UK, but those hardly qualify as civilizations.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can confirm there were circles doing this shit well before BLM started to pick up steam again in 2020

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually try to spread the HMs through my party which kind of forces me to have a more diverse party of pokemon, which can be fun. I think that SV solves HMs perfectly tho, I hope that whatever comes next does something similar to that.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is this from?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fanfiction rulesets for kaizo runs probably

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fanfiction rulesets for kaizo runs probably

      The frick are these stupid rules?

      ah, I found it:
      https://github.com/Corvimae/kaizo-ironmon-plus/blob/main/rules.md

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        had to be a train

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HM shouldn't be a thing at all. Just give the player a Key Item or if you want muh immersion than if a Pokemon CAN learn the move it can do the action outside of battle no matter what.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing Pokemon Fire Ash and they just side step any areas that require HMs, I don't know what Hoenn will be like when I get there but Kanto and the Orange Islands were handled well enough.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick are these stupid rules?

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HMs are a shit implementation of a good idea
    The entire draw of pokemon is the "adventure with your cool fantasy animal posse" thing, them helping you overcome the physical obstacles in the journey is half the point and shit like hiring a taxi pokemon just removes that, but it's also moronic that you can't ride your giant bird unless you make it carry around a useless attack for the entire game.
    Just make it a skill you can teach appropriate pokemon that doesn't take a move slot. That way you keep it as a progression gate, you unlock the guy that teaches your fish how to safely carry you whenever you would normally get the HM for Surf, and you still need a water type and a flying type and a pokemon with sharp bits to cut trees etc so you keep the party composition considerations which are important since the singleplayer is so easy there's really no other reason to think about it, but there's no incentive to have HM slave you don't even like and only drag around to carry the useless attacks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just make it a skill you can teach appropriate pokemon that doesn't take a move slot. That way you keep it as a progression gate
      that would require gamefreak learning about
      >metroidvanias
      >good game design principles
      >balance
      >non-lazy programming

      impossible
      can't be done

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to go back to the save station just to swap out abilities in Metroidvanias. I always have every ability with me. Which is literally what modern Pokemon does. It's almost as if you're a moron who's b***hing for no reason.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Later games you can swap your party anytime. So you can just swap Pokemon in and out that have the move. Or if you don't want to teach HMs then swap Pokemon that are compatible with the skill.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even fricking worse. At that point just do what SM did with Ride Pokemon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to ride any Pokemon big enough to carry me. They can even have swimming animations.

          That said if you have a balanced party and master enough skills you can get through a good chunk of the game. You'll only need to swap to Pokemon with specific skills needed to do some things. Like throwing a vine/rope to use as a zipline. My idea to replace HMs is survival skills, where each skill has a basic and mastery level. The swim skill's basic level lets you hold onto a Pokemon and swim over water and dive shallow. The mastery of the skill lets you dive deep without needing air and lets you swim up waterfalls. Woodcutting starts off cutting saplings and bushes but mastering it fells entire trees you can use as bridges. Also wood is used in campfires and crafting recipes. Also Push starts with small blocks and rocks, but eventually you can roll boulders and logs. Which if the boulder hits a strong Pokemon, you can stun it for a quick capture without needing battle. GameFreak cannot make this game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just make it a skill you can teach appropriate pokemon that doesn't take a move slot. That way you keep it as a progression gate
      that would require gamefreak learning about
      >metroidvanias
      >good game design principles
      >balance
      >non-lazy programming

      impossible
      can't be done

      That would basically make it necesary to come back to that npc every time you switch the pokemon in question. At least with HMs you have the thing in your bag. You guys are always trhowing shit like this but you never think beyond "oh, that sounds cool"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That would basically make it necesary to come back to that NPC every time you switch the pokemon in question
        Why would you ever need to program it like that? Are you so uncreative that your only way to have a pokémon learn a new ability is by talking to a specific npc so that he teaches said ability to a pokémon?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literaly described the idea as such.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being a bigger moron than GF themselves

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You do understand that this is not an issue anymore, right? you just want people to suck you for your shitty idea that is litersaly just HMs that dont take a move slot.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Save yourself the embarassement and admit that you were wrong, moron. No amount of backpedaling will help you

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                From what? That you have shitty ideas that sound cool on your head and you get mad when people call you out? Frickign reatard b***hing about a mechanic that doenst even exist anymore.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get mad when people call you out
                Imagine projecting so hard when you're the one who can't even type properly anymore.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HMs are a shit implementation of a good idea
      moronic meme. Having to carry around a bird shitmon on my team 24/7 just to fast travel isn't a good idea.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HMs are proof that gamefreak is bad at making games

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HMs distinguished by being necessary moves to traverse the game world
    >are reusable unlike TMs which have good moves for battle but are single use
    >suddenly by gen 5 TMs become infinitely reusable like HMs
    >enjoy the games way more as now I can customize movesets without having to worry about using up my one earthquake TM
    Why the frick did they not do this to start?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 1 would get destroyed even harder if everything could learn body slam by SS. Anne.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually use Mew as my "HM Boba Fett's Starship" in gen 1

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick does that even mean and why is it so "modern safe-speak"?

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the best HM slave for gen 3?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The coon is regarded as a pretty good one. It can cover surf, cut, rock smash, and strength. Pretty much everyone's HM israeli Serf

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you need to have overworld abilities as upgrades to item collecting and movement. You shouldn't need to think about which Pokemon you have that can use the ability for most of the game. The problem is coding over 1000+ Pokemon in less than 2 years with 50 people that can do these things. Which is why GameFreak made the riding lizards in Scarlet and Violet. Next game you'll just have one Pokemon that's not in your party that you ride everywhere and does all the HM things.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is a very weird combination of words, I wonder what this ruleset is for?
    >https://github.com/Corvimae/kaizo-ironmon-plus/blob/main/rules.md
    >Other rules include banning held items in Gens III and IV, only using one Pokemon for fighting (if you ever catch a new one you must release your current one), and banning moves that can heal you and/or are guaranteed to cause status effects
    Why don't these people just play another game at this point?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mainly for autists and poketubers. I know pokeaim just uses it as an excuse to hang out with chat for 5 hours on his streams and shoot the shit with something going on in the background.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have spelled it "fren" to be extra wholesome

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that is a dogwhistle for pepe and pepe variants which have been declared hate speech by the ADL

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer HM israelite. He hoards all the HMs for himself.

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