You know you can make DND feel a lot more realistic and true to everyday life by including drugs IN THE FICTION GAME right?
The halflings? Growing marijuana...
The tavern? Cooking meth in the back like literally Breaking Bad...
The bandits? Smuggling cocaina...
The orcs? High on PCP...
The guards? They're working for the DEA...
The dwarves? They literally CRACK ROCKS...
The elves? They're CARTELVES... and HIGH ELVES...
Why don't you put drugs in your DND World?
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I wanna see an Ogre on Bath Salts
no you do not
>CARTELVES
Alright. only worthwhile thing here
To explore this idea, check out hot springs island.
Why is ogre on bath salts stronger than ogre on PCP?
>Black folk on bath salts typically cause hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages
>give the average proportional amount said Black person consumes to an Ogre
send that ogre in the general direction of whatever country you have an issue with, wait a few hours and behold, the problem has downsized itself to a single ogre on bath salts.
video related, essentially what's going to happen
>The elves? They're CARTELVES... and HIGH ELVES...
Ok, I'll give you a (You) just for these puns
>Droga
Stavi per postare su diochan e ti sei sbagliato OP?
Infatti. Gia che ci siamo: qualcuno cercando giocatore in zona Caserta?
E dove si trovano comunità online gdr italiani?
Gli Italiani devono solo crepare come i ratti che sono.
Incredibile /misc/ ha imparato ad usare google translate
Switching back to english
>Infatti. Gia che ci siamo: qualcuno cercando giocatore in zona Caserta?
I can't help you there, i'm from Abruzzo near Pescara
>E dove si trovano comunità online gdr italiani?
They're dead as frick. In the past (around 2004) i was moderately active on the gdritalia forum before they nuked it up, there was also ilnucleo, pangurps and some others. All dead except for dragonslair as far as i know. You have better luck on discord if you're zoomer/troon or even facebook if you're xlleniam/genx/boomer.
Thanks.
I want an IRL group and my university mates are too far away.
On the theme of the thread: what are cool drug effects in game?
Having a disadvantage to hit is good, but we need more varied effects. Like seeing multiple enemies or having a 50% chance to start a turn with haste.
>qualcuno cercando giocatore in zona Caserta?
Sorry, I'm in the north.
>They're dead as frick. In the past (around 2004) i was moderately active on the gdritalia forum before they nuked it up,
>gdritalia
Oh, the memories....
>You have better luck on discord if you're zoomer/troon or even facebook if you're xlleniam/genx/boomer.
I hate discord so fricking much.
wow the moron making these "hilarious" threads is my compatriot, sadly and unsurprisingly
How do you know he's Italian and not just Latino fricking things up?
drugs are cringe, I don't even have beer in my homebrew price list.
I thought that OP was using jell-o as a metaphor for the meaningless overdose of color coded dragon variants.
>Play fantasy pretend escapism game
>To have more of the mundane real life!
Must be tough being brain-damaged
If I wanted to do drugs, I've got a rave club two blocks away
I do put drugs in my game.
Dragon's Dandruff
A crumbly powder mixed with water and drank. Drinking the concoction immediately fills one with a sense of self grandeur and confidence. It also increases all ability scores and their maximum by 2 for the duration of 1 hour. While in this state the user is more active, more likely to engage in dangerous activities, and less receptive to criticism or having themselves questioned, especialy by anyone smaller than them
After the hour, the user gains 2 levels of exhaustion
Powdered Power
A glittering powder that is consumed by snorting. It immediately fills the user with a sense of Euphoria, confidence, and strength of body and mind. For one hour you have advantage on all Attack rolls, ability checks, and saving throws and your movement speed is increased by 10 feet. Once the hour is over, you suffer from the effect of haste sickness for 10 minutes. Taking another dose of Powdered power staves off this effect.
(Party won't be told this one is EXTREMELY addictive. Anyone who takes it must succeed on a DC 16 con save after to not suffer addiction, with DC increasing by 5 after each dose)
Go away, you're supposed to be 18 to be here.
I always assumed that potions were a euphemism for this.
>needing to add yet another houserule to the tarrasque-sized pile to salvage 5eslop
Nah.
>CARTELVES
Alright, you got me.
>Why don't you put drugs in your DND world?
By anon, I do. It's not even illegal, because my world is almost entirely feudal in nature, and ill-regulated. The only thing preventing the formation of large drug-based operations is that there's no centralization of merchantry yet. There's literally no east-indian companies and the like to start opium wars or to haul drugs around the world.
But there are definitely halfling colonies in the emerald sea that grow a field of the feast-ferns for pipe weed.
If that's the case how come someone's minting coin?
What are you talking about, schizo? Various institutions are minting coins because it serves their purpose to have a reliable mode of exchange and a central "guarantee". But false mints and screwing with the coins is common, and merchants generally do not care about where coins are from, but are willing to accept many coins based on weight and origin.
Since my setting is colonial and somewhat isolated in nature, foreign coins are relatively uncommon, and the mint in Defiance regularly re-mint foreign coins to guarantee the metal content and weight/size of coin, but they operate by decree of the Grand Duke and the behest and funding of the Merchant's Guild. Ultimately, no-one is enforcing a single currency.
How to fix mint-frauding: Make seals and shapes that are hard to forge, such as the one in Japanese yen coins.
> Decor and fancy shape shit.
> Holes cut in to them.
Yeah, the coins are minted on dwarven presses (the dwarves having one of the few other major colonies on the continent, although contact is sparse) and have holes in them (which also allows you to thread the coins on strings or to stack them on pins). Still some scum carve them up, especially gold coins since the metal is soft enough to regularly deform on their own even without tampering.
I suspect it's going to be a while before they figure out a good technique to groove coins along the edges.
DND = Don John & Drug on
and why does everyone forget about the ignominious illusionists - instant high for a ~~*price*~~.
Fill your boots; it's free on drivethru
How would the opium wars fit into that list?
>The orcs? High on PCP...
Why the frick are the orcs high on PCP? That sounds horrible