Elden Cringe exposed for the steaming shitpile it is.
Elden Cringe exposed for the steaming shitpile it is.
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people still seething over GOTY Elden Ring. What a sad existence.
He's at 60k subscribers? I used to make fun of him for making so many videos that no one watched
yeah BITCH, he did what he loved and eventually it worked out for him
Can you say the same????
Are you Last of Us trannies still seething that ER won GOTY over your pretentious movie-game slop?
Both games were goty retard
Isn't that one of those dudes who makes a single video for every conceivable opinion, so he can ride the algorithm no matter what the general consensus is?
Yeah he started shilling his channel here since REmake 2. Now he tried to do the same spiel with every big release ever since.
Actually I do remember Deathloop, I enjoyed it a lot.
He might be right but I don't care about anyone's opinion if they look like that
This gif is so terrible. The cat is stressed. Look how he looks over his shoulder, he wants to go but he probably fears punishment. Atrocious that someone would do that to an animal just for likes.
is this… real? holy shit
i look like this (but fat) and behave like this every time I die to margit
>something something PS5
You just KNOW this guy dies to Godrick dragonflames.
Is Godrick Dragonflames a 5th recycled version of Godrick the Grafted? Garbage game.
buy an ad gay
Lmao seethe and mald bitch
She will never love you.
I know that
Why is shaggy so angry?
This trash is a 6/10 at best.
Mackle, give Dillon his money!
Mackle, stop sleeping on your streams, stop walking through LA, stop crying over donations, stop being such a LOSER! You're back home, back on Ganker where you'll always be. You don't have to pretend anymore
I will NEVER watch your blatantly shilled videos, you retarded gay.
Wake up and smell that coffee
Shit garden gnometuber that does this shit for every game as bait, fuck off OP and stop being retarded
Is this all Ganker is now? Just discords shitposting?
Hes not wrong about elden ring being the complete opposite of revolutionary even though I see retarded third worlders and kids endlessly spam how elden ring somehow "changed" open world games or set a le new standard, or some equally retarded bullshit. I can say without any fucking exaggeration that its one of the least impressive open worlds ive ever witnessed in a game and it does *nothing* new. You literally can not claim otherwise as it plays the EXACT same as every other souls game except with infinitely more space between the actual "dungeons" and you can now summon a horse out of your asshole to ride to those locations. Subnautica is an open world game. Death Stranding is an open world game. Elden Ring is a dungeon crawler with a fucking massive space between the dungeons and it has no "mechanics" beyond equipping your character and dungeon crawling for more lore/loot by fighting everything that can be locked onto
The only impressive thing about this game (see: not revolutionary, I said impressive) is the sheer size of the map(s) and how they look, but thats all presentation. Its impressive to discover the secondary maps (which behave more like large dungeons) for the first time because even the initial overworld is gigantic but then again so is the fucking RDR2 map, thats not some leap forwards or new take on the genre. Elden Ring legitimately and I fucking hate to quote Michael, legitimately fucking brings nothing new to the table and thats so incredibly sad. Its babbys first fromsoft game, and based on the reception, outright babby zoomers first fucking open world or possibly even singleplayer videogame. Thats the only way to explain the emperors clothes reception to this
Not an argument, but you already knew that which is why you could only desperately recoil in tard rage and terror at the sight of something that invalidated your first videogame. Not my fault if its "revolutionary design" is literally on the level of the stygian abyss which came out in 1992, except with a horse that lets you move even faster through all the empty space between the actual dungeons
I don't think it's revolutionary in the slightest. But I bothered to read your stupid argument and came to the conclusion that you are one delusional, retarded individual for not only bothering to type out that pathetic brain dribble but for also believing that was an argument that couldn't also be said against the games you just listed. The exception being that you would have to simplify the game mechanics for those games as you have with Elden Ring.
I liked the game, did not find it to be revolutionary. I am just left in awe that spergs like you want to discuss open world as a stand alone genre of games. Do you really consider Elden Ring, Subnautica, Death Stranding and RDR2 in the same category of game? Do you really think how they used the scale of their game world would influence any of the other games? That why I came to the conclusion that you are a retard. Spastic cunt with a lot to type but literally nothing to say.
>but for also believing that was an argument that couldn't also be said against the games you just listed
yeah it couldnt, or you havent even played those games. the entire point of death stranding is to conquer the constant obstacle (and micro obstacles in it) of the open space, to traverse it more efficiently. Subnautica does it even better because of how well it integrates players "skill" (its more mental in subnautica) limitations by forcing them out of their comfort zone which directly ties to the primary goals of the game on a mechanical level, and the ways it integrates all the survival and building mechanics into that goal (aka go deeper and deeper into the ocean until youre at the bottom where the solutions are). The open world in those games is the entire game whereas in Elden Ring its nothing but empty set dressing around the "real" gameplay, as literally proven by every single fucking other souls game that came before it which play the EXACT same but on a smaller scale
Stop shilling your shitty channel here gay
feet too sexy
still shilling your own videos I see
Buy an add
Fuck you asshole
Good god I just hope, in vain most likely, the open world meme dies out as soon as possible. What a bloated steaming piles of fucking garbage open world games tend to be. And I hoped ER to be the exception because it's actually made by a competent dev, but it turns out it's utter shit like all the rest.
Not watching it but good for you or something idk
This video always makes me laugh. Veteran video game critic Michael does live always SHOOTS STRAIGHT and tells it LIKE IT IS
aww sweet, a schizo thread
Shaggy became an asshole when he got into MAGA
Serious question: What do people like about Elden Ring?
Its long and it has a valstrax wannabe
What the fuck is this shill thread
Is it ironic? Are we being raided?
its so easy to find youtubers that are bigger than michael and have been at it for FAR less time
if i were him i would have killed myself by now
his content fucking sucks
>nearly all of his videos are exactly like this since 2011
can't say for certain if he's actually a schizo, or he found a niche and stuck with it
Bleak Faith sucks and the devs (OP) will never recover from the revelations.
Elden seethe thread?
Elden seethe thread.
Trump impressions were stale before they even hit the spotlight. This inbred moron doing it 5 years due is not any funnier.