Elden Ring

Giving Morgott more health would solve 90% of the complaints with Elden Ring. Hear me out:
>bosses are supposed to be gatekeepers for the next area - a challenge to overcome to show you are ready for what's up ahead
>bosses that can't be defeated easily causes the player to either get good or level/upgrade weapons/armor
>Margit is a great example of this because the first time the player faces him he is likely getting BTFO and it forces you to explore and come back
>you can accidentally stumble onto Margott without even exploring the rest of Leyndell because of the two entrances to the city and end up beating him easily without even knowing about the sewers or any other connected location
>Morgott has an expanded and complex moveset already compared to most other bosses but his low health and large vulnerability time between phase transition don't give players much trouble
What ends up happening is John Elden gets into Leyndell and rushes straight to Morgott, summons his spirit ash and brute forces through the boss and moves on expecting the rest of the game to be easymode with his 20 Vigor and Soreseel giving -50% armor. He then finds out that normal enemies are kicking his ass and complains about it on youtube.
Giving Morgott more health easily solves this.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should make the game fun instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So just to make sure, are the 20+million people that loved the game just lying about it being fun?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or you just don't scale all the lategame enemies to take 100 hits with a max upgrade longsword to kill.The end of the game just sucks donkey cock and making people grind out levels in a souls game so they don't get 2 shot and can instead make every boss a 20+ minute endurance fight doesn't fix that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to grind. You just to see where you are lacking and adjust accordingly. I was intentionally underleveled through the game but even I knew to boost vigor when I was taking too much damage. People need to stop playing this like a souls game. There's a reason you naturally reach level 150 at the end of the game. Those extra levels are not just for show.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you homosexual whore bitch cunt, fuck you and your little blog post about how tiny your dick is, you're a moron and I will rape your ass and mouth, fuck you polish bitch

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt read

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, I can't believe someone else actually understands this.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you morons are onto something

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kill him in stormveil
    >kill him in altus plateau
    >he's still alive in leyndell
    what's the lore explanation for this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you retarded? He's clearly using some sort of astral projection and was in leyndel the entire time. The second time you fight him, he even emerges out of the body of a random hollow soldier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The second time you fight him, he even emerges out of the body of a random hollow soldier.
        doesn't that imply that it's actually him? the lore says that he's walking around the kingdom in disguise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't that imply that it's actually him?

          ...No, it implies he's doing his astral projection thing. Just like the astral projection of Mohg in the sewers, and the illusion of golden Godfrey.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God the fucking CA of this game is unbearable, I forgot how bad it was since I used the mod to turn it off when I played it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah legit people keep talking about muh boss cheating but holy shit these guys die so quickly, they all need more hp

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While you're at it, give Radahn more hp too so I can justify summoning the rest of the party

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should remove the ability to skip stormveil at the beginning. Also remove the trap that sends to to cealid.
    Kinda breaks the game when you can skip to all the good shit and make your new character OP as shit in the first hour.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no proper way to "fix" that unless they lock up areas on purpose like they did with previous games. Elden ring bein an open world meme means you were gonna be able to do that from the start, and some people even got OP when the game came out by complete accident. Imagine getting moonveil super early on just because you bumblefucked your way through caelid and insisted on killing the faggy lizard with some help. The rest of the game is shit when you have that gay sword and just sweep through it like nothing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There just shouldn’t be a way around stormveil. They should force you to complete it.
        They should take away all the warps too. Especially the one from that one iron virgin thing that take you to volcano manor. Talk about breaking the game.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gatekeeping bosses are shit game design for games with bad world and level design.

    Elden Ring is not that great of a game.

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