Elon Musk's Elden Ring build.
Was he playing 4D chess with this game?
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Elon Musk's Elden Ring build.
Was he playing 4D chess with this game?
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assuming it's real, how does he even find the time to play this?
>he fell for the "richgays are hard workers" meme
He's never actually accomplished anything before, he just sits around smoking weed, playing video games and telling his estranged daughter to kill herself because he inherited all of his money.
>daughter
>find time
He is/was the CEO of three massive companies and just shitposted on Twitter all day
He works 0 hours per week. Gee I sure wonder how he finds the time.
Oh it's real
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1528578281859170304
CEOs have a shit load of free time on their hands. It's usually a certain week of the month they're busy, the rest of the month is taken care by their employees.
Rich people don't work
in between the times he claims he's working hard all week sleeping in the office and decrying employees who complain about being expected to work like this and not have a life outside of work
>how does wealth inheritor that just leeches off other people's hard work have free time?
so crazy that elon got 200 billion dollars from his dad who is still alive
Crazy how Ford sells tens of millions of more cars than Tesla
yet Tesla's stock ($274) is 20x greater than ford ($14)
Almost like the stock market makes as much sense as a trannies rotting poop wound. His assets are in stock, he doesn't have liquid capital
Tesla sells brand
Tesla sells cars with newer technology
Simple as. You can check ot literally any company that does thid and compare it with competitors - you will find that stocks of first one always worth more
>commie thinks of everything but a factory worker as a leecher
Classic
Brainlets him but don't know that he's as incompetent and lazy as any other
How does he find the time to shitpost on twitter, the answer is coke. Lots and lots of coke.
Do people really need to be level 100+ to beat this game. Wouldn’t you like 1 shot the bosses at that level? Plus summons as well
no
most people end at around 150
I beat Elden Ring at RL 160 and everyone called me overleveled. I didn't even have to grind much at all. Everything drops a shit ton of runes and I don't want to waste it on random fromsoft bullshit so I level up whenever I can.
Turns out it was just PvP gays trying to normalize the standard level for duels. I don't give a frick about your twink bullshit. I play entirely offline.
youre not overleveled. i do everything, pop a gold foot + swap to gold scarab after major bosses and end up at like 180 in the end.
No. The game is scaled for player to be around level 120-150 by the time they reach the final boss.
you can easily reach 100 before you even enter leyndell if you do caelid and nokron before it, without any rune farming at all and ignoring most mini-dungeons
Nah
I'm guessing this guy abused status ailments. I can't tell what weapon he's using.
Memenia and any boss its a joke with bleed except final boss
>Memenia and any boss is a joke with bleed
>says the homosexual a year and a half later after autistically memorizing 1 Boss's movements
Some people explore the map you know
The game is scaled so that you are supposed to end your first run between level 110 and 150 and most people seem to clear their first run at 150.
I personally had killed all the bosses on my first character at 115 and every NG+ cycle after that will add atleast another 20-50 levels to your character and enemies will scale higher and higher until MG+8, after that enemy dmg, defences and HP stops going up, but at that point you'll have to wear the best armor and have maxed out atleast 2 DPS stats, endurance and Vigor, otherwise you'll get overkilled by everything in the game
Game becomes dildos at the last few zones, 100 ain't nothing.
Players were soo trash at the game when it launched that they only used R1s and complained bosses have "bloated HP" and are "clearly balaned for mandatory COOP". And not just endgame ones, these complaints were used for Mergit and Godrick as well.
This is why they gravitated toward katana bleed builds, it's one of the few ways you can make R1s as good as weapon arts, charged R2s, posture breaks etc.
Even the level SL150+ was being flown around for the endgame because "the game's just THAT hardcore".
>don't spam R1
>spam L2 instead
You can only demolish catacomb/mine mini-bosses with consecutive posture breaks like that webm.
Plus, L2s have huge recovery animation, generally cost tons of FP and don't chain like R1spam.
This pisses me off so much. There's no such thing as "overleveling" in souls. That's why people beat it at lvl1. Once you get your main stat to 60, it makes virtually no difference if you are lvl 60 or 999. what the frick is 99 int going to do for your big sword? Even going to 99 str/dex is going to add at best 30 fricking damage out of your 900 AR. Point would be much more useful if spent in endurance and such, which doesn't make you kill bosses faster, just adds more confort.
if you don't kill any enemy or bosses easy and fast you don't deserve to be a Lord
otherwise it becomes comical
>heavy load
chad
>asked to leave the round table hold
that one was funny holy shit
looks like some stupid shit I did the first time I played demon's souls 20 years ago
>Autistic vector for the Department of Defense and intelligence asset has a shit build
This is not surprising
>and 221 others
>Hello fellow kids
No he's just genuinely an idiot with terminal brainrot from spending all his time trying to be le ebbic memer on Twitter
>three weapons equipped
>TWO fricking shields equipped
>boss fashion but at least the head gives him stats he doesn't need
>heavy load
>talismans aren't completely moronic besides that fricking crimson medallion
>all those spirit ashes
HOLY
FRICK
> but at least the head gives him stats he doesn't need
???
+6 INT u is a definitely helping his build. His weapons mainly scale with INT. Granted it’s probably not worth -9% max hp and stamina.
I also have to assume that Elon didn’t use all that stuff all the time, but instead put all his stuff in the screenshot. Since 2 shields is just stupid. But maybe I’m giving him too much credit.
>I also have to assume that Elon didn’t use all that stuff all the time
He did say he'd take stuff off if he needed fast roll, so he understood the weight system
This is the guy that owns WWE and UFC right? Of course billionaires know each other.
RIP Kanye. They fricking killed his ass.
love the detail that he's somehow at the mountaintops with only 5 memory slots
5 slots is plenty though.
I mean I guess you can just spam Comet at everything and call it a day but still, how do you not stumble into a few memory stones at this point
by being high 24/7
What's wrong with this?
>Mage build
>Lots of int, bunch of hp/mp, some dex for his weapons
>Staff, magic infused sword, fricking moonveil
>2 shields for some reason, ok that's weird, making him fat rolling
>Magic boosting helm and talisman
>Some other random talismans but nothing build ruining
>Spirits (he didn't beat the game)
>Only 5 attunement slots, weak for a mage but who needs more
Appart from all that equipment making him fat rolling, there's literally nothing wrong with his build. I guess he just thought "oh I'm not over 100% load so I'm fine, that's how the game is supposed to be played".
>bunch of hp
uhhh
Look at those 60 vigor bois
I never went above 40 and beat the game 10 times without any issue. Especially on a caster build where you're supposed to stay away and not get hit. Plus he's wearing heavy armor, and the HP talisman. 31 is kinda low but perfectly fine, he's just not a minmaxing autist (only a different kind of autist)
>Leveling
Didn't beat the game
His HP is actually way too low for that level. Most end game enemies will 2 shot him.
not to mention the soreseal
And it's the strength soreseal, I think, not even Marika's
>only 31 vig, should be at least +10 more
>insane 38 mind, I don't think I went much above 20 on my int character
I could go on but everyone knows anyway, this is probably his first souls game
>insane 38 mind, I don't think I went much above 20 on my int character
Nah. For a mage build, the best option with mind is to make it so that you have equal or slightly more mana then your blue flask fills. Anything more or less than that is a waste. Pretty sure a +12 flask covers 38 mind so it's pretty much the perfect amount.
Correct. I have 42 Mind and this is what a full flask gives back
is saying 4D chess the new "being moronic"
>check steam
>still full price
I could replay mi pirate copy but I'm too lazy to chase down the updates, shit is still at 1.06
It's a fricking PR stunt you absolute morons
imagine min maxing in a single player game just have fun lmao
how is fat rolling in a souls game min maxing? Elon's build looks like a typical normie build based on their own logic as to what would be effective and without actually looking anything up online.
The amount of money he inherited compared to the money he ended up making would be the same as if your parents gave you a thousand bucks and you turned that into 10 million. Either way, why are you so mad at people inheriting something from their parents? Isn't that normal? What the frick did your parents do with their lives that they have absolutely nothing to give to you to get a headstart financially?
>how is fat rolling in a souls game min maxing?
im talking about the people upset at his build
>would be the same as if your parents gave you a thousand bucks and you turned that into 10 million.
no it wouldn’t, that’s not how money works. more is more, nothing elon was working with out the gate was “like” a thousand bucks. hope you’re underage because lol
> Either way, why are you so mad at people inheriting something from their parents?
Watch succession
Also the pay of a CEO to a worker is not 243x more. And the average CEO now sits on his ass and has time to grind elden ring while his #2 (who makes 1/243 his pay) probably works 10 hours days.
frick the ruling class
Nobody cares about your favorite Celebrity
>Nobody cares about Elon Musk
You just said that
>Moonveil
Probably looked up a guide and cheesed the game with it
Moonveil is shit now newbie
The last time I checked it still was a near instant long range projectile with no cooldown that staggers big dudes in 2 hits with insane damage.
If you used that shit you didnt beat the game gay.
seething about musk again?
what, did your favorite subreddit close down and you can't do it there?
That's still a better build than my normalgay friend who didn't know you could two hand weapons until twenty hours into the game.
Just don't get hit.
>elon fricking musk beats the game while fatrolling
>Gankerirgins cannot beat the game with the most OP broken rivers of blood build possible
Also summons
I have my character at level 350 and I only help to kill other bosses, no pvp, I'm making another character to test the PvP meta but it's more fun for me to help others.
>doesnt stream it
>posts random screencap
>claims its his
>during the Elden Meme Months
im not saying im sick of AI talk but i wish ther was a vaccine for it
I fricking love Luirnia bros
someone has to figure out elon's steam account
TWO SHIELDS!
What about four!?