Propping up a lifeless edition
Stream 1:
Now: Risk of Rain 2 (RERUN)
Later: COCOON
Stream 2:
Now: Nothing
Later: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
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post death mig
I don't get this "speedrun" they are playing modded characters, how is this even remotely legitimate?
When's runescape?
MIGGED
>risk of burnings
why did you make this thread?
let these ESA threads die with the event
No, you leave
Gonna cry?
Funny I think the opposte. Yeah the camera angle sucks but I really didn't like the 2023 ESA. Had weird GDQish vibes to them, like they were going corporate and selling out. This seems to be feel more traditional.
Weak ESA so far. What a shame, summer was so good.
was it?
its like hes really boring and i dont care about his life but also would so i somewhat pay attention
>darkest dungeon
I missed this run earlier, cool to see the rerun but also I'm getting some PTSD flashbacks of..
that one guy. You know the one
I've never even seen the point of trying to run stuff like Darkest Dungeon where you're at best just trying to play the odds with RNG or doing seeded runs.
Hoping these are good tomorrow
no chef
THANKS CHEF
nice
Someone post some prize mommy webms pls, love that pointy nosed bich.
doesnt exist
Contemplate her form
She's definitely wearing shapewear, but it's still attractive to some people.
what is the Elmo thinking
>incompetent host
check
how low is viewership this year with the reruns?
also curious about this.
I hope they NEVER do this shit again.
>2 hours till live runs start again
This esa has lower viewership than everer, they're going to downsize even mroe at this rate and maybe die.
Sad times friend Argyck
i'm worried that ESA is going to try to sell out just to stay alive in the next year
Possibly. I think a lot of the decisions made this year was them trying to resist the direction ESA was going in in 2023, and trying not to sell out, and the general feeling ESA was going the sell out route with stuff like Celina, all the gimmicks at ESA 2023. This is like their "moment of resistance" by doing back to hosts between runs, a very amateurish style, pure run heavy. However it caused a lot of dropped sponsors. I think thats mostly to do with with no 24 hours which means no American attention and speedrunning not being hot anymore. In fact gaming events on Twitch in general is dying, in fact Twitch itself is slowly dying.
>ESA Winter 2023, ESA Summer 2023 and ESA Winter 2024
And to summarize the image:
>ESA like a lot of online events (except GDQ) got a MASSIVE boost in viewership in 2020 and 2021 due to the pandemic.
>After 2021 it lowered down to how it used to, but since then has been slowly dropping (like a lot of Twitch streams in general have seen, especially Twitch online events, Twitch itself is dying)
>Peak Viewers was so high alst year due to fricking Celina so I hope thats not an omen for things to come
>Peak viewers between last few events are the same, which meant they had the same people watching on day one
>During day one shut down it plummeted and never returned to those peak viewers
>The average is 1000 down due to the shut down, the viewership is so low during the shut down period its killing their average
What was the 17k peak? Was it the game show thing they had with big John?
The e-thot
No, BigJon was at ESA summer not winter. I initially thought it was Celina, however checking other stat trackers (here's one with pre 2020 stuff) that had not in depth detail, the peak viewers was Xenoblade Chronicles 3, which if I remember was the one where Chugaconroy guest couched, which explains the boost.
Actually I was wrong again, that was GDQ. I found a more in depth one that breaks it down game by game here. https://sullygnome.com/channel/esamarathon It was Elden Ring.
I wish the site that tracked GDQ's stats did ESA.
>Feb 19th
Interesting, that was the MissMikka dancepad run. I guess ESA needs to try invite more mid sized e-celebs who actually can run games at a decent rate.
Yeah actual names will attract more people. I think speedrun events are behind the times. The charity/donation aspect is played out, speedrunning itself isn't dead but events like this are, they're ten years behind. They need to focus more on bringing the big speedrun names in as its all about personality, sprinkled in between rather unknown runners to help promote them.
The thing is all the mid sized and major runners aren't submitting to these events anymore, they don't need them, they're bigger than them.
>Chugaconroy
Isn't that the guy that just got canceled for liking feet a bit too much? Lol, I hope they don't take down that VOD.
Yeah, troony feet too iirc
Gay here
Is this hot
I feel like she's got a pretty bad face and body outside of her breasts
Is it just the outfit accentuating breasts that is the appeal or do I misunderstand what kind of faces and bodies attract men
Straight here
>I feel like she's got a pretty bad face and body
I wouldn't know, I've never looked at them.
Looking at just the first seconds is making my back hurt.
only people who never had sex find this shit sexy
You are the reason she left
Dumb simp
yeah he is
What went wrong with ESA this time, it feels like they have done everything wrong they could have. Someone said this all stemmed from the RPG legends event, anyone know what exactly changed?
>not 24h
>camera angle is less personal, more "professional"
>layout is objectively bad
>host segments are incredibly awkward and GDQ getting their shit together with setup times just makes it feel worse
>lots of staff left, apparently
>no sponsors
event feels like it's both stagnant and trying too hard to change. i don't know how it ended up like this when summer this year seemed so good.
>GDQ getting their shit together with setup times
ESA is the anti-GDQ and we're only now seeing that it's a double edged sword.
As GDQ gets progressively more shit, ESA gets progressively better. GDQ starts to climb back up the shaft they dug themselves into, ESA grabs a shovel.
Quads speak the truth. Also:
>viewcount is about half the normal.
>new charity has a very narrow purpose and does nothing to actually help people (its important for donors to feel like they can relate to the thing they're donating to)
>barely anyone even going to the event in person
>they do almost nothing between events to help people remember they even exist (GDQ has new stuff everyday)
I've always been very worried about the event and this one has been abysmal.
is objectively bad
Unironically is objectively bad, the runner cam is bigger than the game, the cam itself looks like its just been slapped on an overlay on OBS. What it reminds me of is when in an event the cam dies so they use a "backup cam" something they just hastily slap onto the screen. Feels like they finished the overlay a mere 5 mins before the event starts, and I wouldn't be surprised as they're STILL tweaking it.
It feels both stagnant and trying too hard to change because a lot of the changes are reversions. Hence why some people say it feels amateurish, because it goes back to their amateurish days. This is good for nostalgiagays but bad because it feels like a step back not forwards.
Part of me wonders (actually suspects) that a lot of the changes have to do with the fact the 2023 ESA's (and partially 2022 at some points) felt a lot more corporate and a lot like GDQ. It was essentially losing what made ESA unique. There were a lot of complaints about that in this thread during prior events in 2023 and we know ESA lurk these threads, and also it was just a general feeling outside of Ganker that it was getting more GDQish. I think this is their way of resisting that.
I also believe Metako taking more charge is no coincidence that all these changes happened at the same time, and most of the changes were from ideas he had from his spin off event. I think a lot of people leaving the same time Metako shot up higher in the ranks is no coincidence either. They probably disagreed with the changes, as well as disagreed with the direction the event was going in, which was a more traditional "back to basics" style.
not there this event because I started a new job in January, 9 hours a day 6 days a week for shit pay and I'm regretting everything but I also don't really have a choice
Metako had 0 agency on any of the changes afaik. He was allowed control for Legends, but not for the main events.
The hotel ip has been banned for years, I always used mobile data to post before. Someone took it personally this time.
idk if she still has insecurities, but I know that and any other mental issues she may or may not have are completely unrelated to the reason why she and Nash were pushed out.
And before you say anything, it wasn't because of the Kraut either. The reason why he has no runs this event is because he didn't submit anything worth adding to the schedule.
Why are half the staff gone? Has there been dissent or is it legit just coincidence?
Also who's behind all the weird changes then e.g. the bizarre camera angle?
Dissent, and that's all I can say
lmao idc I just thought it was funny
As long as you are louder than his stubbornness... maybe. I hope.
I've never even spoken to Yato before... But I'd like the chance, he seems like a chill bro
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1atsdy5/they_should_really_really_adjust_the_camera_sizes/
Even reddit hates it and the speedrun reddit always white knights and never criticises.
Damn so the hotel ip always banned Ganker? I thought it was funny a staff member posted a dragon dildo and got the ip banned, oh well
You can feel the dissent in the atmosphere. Especially early day one. Everything seemed rushed and last minute and like nobody gave a frick and was just going through the motions. The atmosphere was just drab. Day 2 was a slight improvement especially in Stream 2 they seemed to be having more fun there. Especially because they had the freedom to shit all over the new sound effects.
Haha, soon man soon. We pass by each other most likely too many times
Based Yato. I hope ESA can become better again because it is dogshit now outside of the runs.
Yeah thats the thing too, this could have been a great ESA. Its not full of meme shit like last year was, its full of pretty good, high ranked, pure runs, a lot of comfy runs, a lot of skilled runs, but then its ruined by all these weird changes that make the event feel weird. Stream 2 still being the same but being really good due to high quality runs show how much the changes are ruining ESA this year. It had so much potential scheduling wise.
If the majority doesn't like it, it will be gone. And from the messages I've seen the week before ESA, I bet yah it will be back to old style at Summer unless they ignore the comments.
Well, there are way too many runs I'm looking forward to but I'm mostly gonna practice today. If you see me in the crowd, I'm being based.
I won't make it to summer because I'll be getting my own house and will speedrun making it feel complete so I can get to ESA in peace! (Yes, I wasn't going to nect winter either BUt my homie already sponsored it so expect more)
How did it go with those 3 chick you left with last night?
I knew someone was gonna clip that hahahaha we were vibing, all gucci
I tend to mostly hangout in the game room with da homies, always coming up with new games to play. Sometimes silly, sometimes great. When I'm in the board room, I always lose to Tricow haha I will win someday!
For sure! Would be awesome to chill and chat for once hahahahah and thank you
Do you know any of the behind scenes stuff you can share or would you get in trouble for it?
any runs youre looking forward to?
: D
I'll try to be there for Summer if the new job allows it
Where do you tend to hang out? The board game room? Practice room?
Did any of the "ESA insider" anons seem legit to you with what they were saying or were they all just LARPers? Obviously the more out there stuff was larping and there was someone who ID'd themselves but I dunno what his claims were as he got insta banned after due to the dragon dildo posting.
But I remember stuff like most people didnt know about the changes until 5 days before, everyone but the person who suggested it fricking HATES the new sound effects, and the reason why the donation readers are on duty for hours is because people don't wanna be physically on camera so they're going to stream 2 instead and only the ones that aren't camera shy are doing stream 1 donation reading e.g. Metako, Argick, Tim.
Clocking in now, enjoy the runs!
There was one that was right on the money about everything I knew and also knew some stuff I didn't. It could've been 2 or 3 people at best, and it couldn't have been Ben either.
Oh I see, well congratulations on the house! We'll see each other someplace else I'm sure
Take care man, thanks for entertaining our schizo rants and clearing some stuff up of what happened backstage
>It could've been 2 or 3 people at best
Are you allowed to spill on who they are or not? There aren't many people left so I guess it's not hard to narrow it down. But let me guess. huds, skenmy, nikoheart?
thanks for the info and have a good one!
I wouldnt say took it personally they just literally posted a dragon dildo with their ID. So have fun knowing one of your colleagues owns a dragon dildo.
holy based i just realized the kraut is gone this time. please tell me someone there realizes the camera/screen set up is completely moronic.
>he didn't submit anything worth adding to the schedule.
Kek, that is honestly even funnier.
Hi Yato, are you at the event with your GF?
Never knew my name started with a D. I guess you know it better than me hahaha
Fricking hell you're right
>Playing FFX-2 but doing it the monster capture way, split between 4 runners, no "sing 1000 words incentive" (would have been kino to see Metako and Kraut sing it)
>FF3 but not the kino way like stream 2 did it, just a boring way
>That spelling
>Wait a second... A WAIT A SECOND
>THOSE FRICKING ESTIMATE TIMES
For the love of God, tell them to fix the layout for 16:9 games. The layout is completely contradictory: the bigger webcam feels like it's supposed to make the event feel more personal, but the angle of the camera emphasizes the separation of the runners and audience, having the opposite effect. It's just bad.
>unrelated to the reason why she and Nash were pushed out
Why do you say "pushed out"?
>Why do you say "pushed out"?
I can't say much, but Lovare's popularity caused friction.
RIP, I'll miss her. But I get it.
D
Grim. Guess its up to you to take up the mantle now. Do us proud, anon.
Can confirm, I've also caused quite a bit of friction myself due to Lovare.
Has Lovare become pic related? Why the frick did they get rid of her, her prize segments was fun man.
>he didn't submit anything worth adding to the schedule.
this is funnier than any of the more dramatic theories that were put out there.
Thanks for the info, our always reliable anon. good luck with your job. Hope your situation improves and you're able to find something better.
>she and Nash were pushed out
Explain now.
Nashlax I can kinda understand with his whole clique and shit, although I admit it's harsh to just cut them off entirely
But why dunk on Lovare for being popular? She's bringing in views and she's a friendly face from what we've seen on stream. Sounds like highschool tier drama with how petty it is.
Things on stream are not the same behind closed doors. I won't say anymore about it, a mask is easy to wear.
They decided to go experimental this year, but too many sudden changes at once.
losing peak US hours is kill, and it'll only be worse now that the weekend is over.
Basing the changes of your main show on some spin off show you did once is a stupid idea. I feel this is all Metako's doing.
metako is against several of the recent changes
yeah man she was definitely uncomfortable with drawing any attention to herself
right
she hates being called thick, BPD women bro, dont frick with them
been there, done that. as long as you're not in a relationship with them and they don't know you're address, that's a good thing. i don't think she's bpd though.
Based chads behind her not looking at '''women''', men belong to men
hell yeah brother
People will just say shit in this thread and others role with it (or the same person spams it) she most likely left because Nashlax left.
Its like how at GDQ some random in the thread said "Oh its no longer 24 Hours because of Lovare she is seizing more control and making it more GDQish" when she wasn't even staff anymore at that point but people still just believed it.
fricking duck
I can't wait for that insane autist to just claim all these legitimate criticism posts are one guy again
That was probably some ESA staff member whining about the "STOP CONCERNPOSTING" because I notice it stopped once the Ganker ip got banned at the ESA hotel (according to Rekault, thanks to that staff member who posted a dragon dildo in the thread)
Sent > Argyck
GDQ has the most soulful actual homeless man they found on the street so they're superior
Wait a minute... are there literally no prizes for this event other than the shirts you get for donating $40? I can't recall seeing a single prize segment so far.
Lovare went insane and quit ESA and there are no prize segments but the donors have read out prizes up for grabs before
>lovare went insane
how so?
Body issues have caused her to go into random twitch stream chats and trauma dump
That's just called being a woman.
>body issues
so thats why she wore those extremely revealing clothing - attention to avoid her insecurities
you think the mommy comments had something to do with that? because if so, i'm fricking guilty
I think she put on more weight and had all the pressure of people lusting over her greasy thighs cause her to crack
No, she embraced them, they even started calling her that at the event and she loved it. This
is two years old she doesn't stream any more. She's more than likely gone because Nashlax is gone, and whenever Nash has threatened to leave he's threatened to take Lovare with him.
lmao keep it up man, someday people will believe your crap
This is all fact you can research up yourself
>They called her this at the end of the wrap up segment of ESA Winter 2023, itso n video
>She literally last streamed 2 years ago, the breakdown is what caused her to go from thin to fat
>Literally someone with an ID verification said the Nash thing in the thread at ESA summer.
Check the videos, check the streams, check the threads.
check this 5
>4
rekt
>They called her this at the end of the wrap up segment of ESA Winter 2023, itso n video
And of course it's impossible that this made her uncomfortable.
Well she came back the next year still wearing those outfits, the same she wears on instagram while making "I love my fat body" posts. You're just speculating shit for the sake of argument. Its pretty clear she left because Nashlax went because Nashlax is her husband and he's gone too, not because some Ganker thread called her Prize Mommy.
I didn't bother to write down where I found it, but I went to see how other sites were handling the dead block yesterday and recall at least one post of someone saying they tried to submit a prize donation through the regular channels a few months ago and were told none were being accepted.
>No Prizes
>No sponsors except for one
>Half the staff
wtf happened clearly some drama kicked off but what
Lovare felt raped by Edenal's Prize Mommy comment during the ending celebration last year, tried to get him removed, ended up leaving and taking half the staff with her
No one knows. If we’re extremely lucky daspharaoh might answer a few questions
>speedrun a train sim
fricking hell
>these shitty impressions
>rerun of a $25% run
>nothing on screen to indicate this is a rerun so donations won't do anything
is that why my last 3 donations haven't done anything?
WHAT THE FRICK
THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
>1.5 more hours till live runs
almost there bros
ESA needs her....but does she need ESA?
TETAS
girl pee
>body issues
I bet she got fatter
And that's a good thing
>theyre playing train simulator AGAIN
>same seating, same comments, same everything
W h y
sub 20 IQ anon...
Doesn’t say rerun
How would anyone know
how's biz going?
>tune in to the stream after work
>video is purple
I feel like seeing good dreams of Plum
Who?
>see super mario galaxy run happening today
Nice
>its the second game
Nevermind
So every participant at the event is sleeping in asynchronous unison right now or something?
those bungholes ain't gonna bugger themselves
>Live runs come back at 8 AM
Stream down for another 10 hours!?
moron
1 hour
What's everyone thinking about
Whyd they have downtime
Makes no sense
This game simulates a train
lies
*refreshes the page*
IM A HEADBANGA
finally
ayo rocket league music
>dubstep in 2024
euros are physically incapable of being cool
but this is good
no the frick it isn't lmfao
>Not a marathon
>Game selection sucks
Its over for ESA...
they'll fix it for ESA summer...
Every event has THAT ONE YEAR where they change shit and insta revert for the next. Hopefully thats this year.
GIVE ME THE PLUM VIDEO YOU b***hES
is it me or is the new layout fricking nuts
Its whats giving it the amateur feel, that and all the emptiness around the venue. It legit looks like they couldn't decide on a layout so they just hastily slapped one together mere minutes before the show started. It gives it this rushed and unfinished feel, it looks super unfinished in fact. They've just taken the game capture and the runner capture and slapped it side by side and left it like that, no attempt to alter the ratio or anything.
The black bars above and below the game where they clearly have room to make the window bigger but decided to keep the huge face cam instead is crazy
I actually really like the new side camera view. am i gay?
Only if you sit like this.
I like all the changes except the camera view so I guess you're my new nemesis.
>I like all the changes
Why do you like the smaller game screen, the awful intermissions and the break causing reruns?
>Smaller game screen
I dont thats what I meant by camera view
>Awful intermissions
I go do other shit anyways, they're not any longer than they used to be, also they used to do that for years before they switched it to music videos. I prefer it to the same four videos on a loop all the tme and it takes about as long as they usually would anyways so its not like GDQ where its an hour attention prostitute segment
>The break causing reruns
I'm an EU so I get to sleep, I also like the idea of everyone being able to catch up on the days runs they've missed so theoretically no more "QRD ON THIS RUN? WHAT HAPPENED DURING THIS RUN?" shit.
>, I also like the idea of everyone being able to catch up on the days runs they've missed so theoretically no more "QRD ON THIS RUN? WHAT HAPPENED DURING THIS RUN?" shit.
You're a moron then?
>so theoretically no more "QRD ON THIS RUN? WHAT HAPPENED DURING THIS RUN?" shit.
Anons who post that aren’t actually going to watch the run, they just want to know if there’s any cringekino part.
No way, she only gets a couple hundred viewers.
it's a very nice filmic image with the high fidelity, dimensional depth of field at the angle and rich pool of color at that size to draw your eye into - it's just also terrible applied functionally while trying to watch the gameplay
Nice depth of field, dickhead
Cocoon is such a good game but why the frick would you speedrun it. This is literally just a let's play at this point.
>pick up orb
>walk over there and pull thing
exhilarating
Wonder how a Jade Cocoon speedrun goes. To search instead.
Is cocoon live? I can't fricking tell this fricking break shit is moronic
No ESA is over
And if anyone's wondering what the highest viewed run so far is its a tie between Train Simulator and Mario Kart with a mighty 4800 viewers. Day 2 has had stronger viewership than day 1, that usually happens people tend to forget speedrun marathons are on it seems. However yeah the viewership gigaplummets for reruns, they're not retaining the American Audience like they thought they would with the reruns, this is shown in the threads too where the previous thread died. They don't wanna watch reruns. They then have to spend the entire morning recovering viewership, that might be hard during wagie workday.
And thats my statistic autism fed.
>boss charges you
>stand by thing so he hits it and takes damage
fine, great, keep up the good work
>Went to bed at 11:30pm
>Just woke up at 7:15am
ESA fixed my sleep pattern anons I'm not used to this
I stayed up all night playing Palworld and this 100-minute mumblecore screensaver game is putting me to sleep.
>Hey everybody I’m Lovare, lately I've been working at getting stronger, both mentally and physically. I hope to be able to start streaming regularly again soon! But 'till then thank you for all the support and patience
>stronger, both mentally and physically
Bros if she comes back next year and she's buff, I don't think I'll be able to handle it.
That's old, been that way for about two years now.
Yeah apparently she used to be thin and ballooned up?
She's gonna transition, I hope you're ready for Brovare
Ladvare
Dunno about you guys but this is a comfy run to watch at night
mommy...
i think she could have just eaten less for three months or so
Impossible
I don't know what it is about these sorts of 'puzzle' games that make me seethe so much.
I instinctively hate how they're not real puzzles, just setpieces where the game waits for you to do the specific thing it's expecting then moves on to the next... even though that's basically the definition of puzzles.
But I definitely do hate them anyway.
>mad at puzzle games because they exist
based moron
It's not compelling, there's no writing or dialogue and you're barely "playing" anything.
>mad that someone doesn't like a genre
You're just a regular moron.
I couldn't be further than mad
it's just funny to me that you seethe at puzzle games just because they are
I'm not not anon you dork, I just agree that gimmick puzzle games are pretty dull.
Actually I'm moronic he's skipping the cutscenes so maybe the writing is good and interesting.
shit that is neither game nor puzzle just walking around and doing extremely mundane things games?
See that's where you're wrong in this game you stand on a platform and then the boss destroys it. So you move to avoid it.
wow my brain is indeed incapable of solving this
And then grab thing and pull in circle. You may need to get a scientist, scholar, or analyst involved.
They fricked up the name tags. The runner has a commentator icon.
maybe he identifies as commentator, shitlord
this ESA really does feel like pure fricking amateur hour. which is usually a good thing, but not this time
I'm gonna be dead ass with you brother, this game is boring as frick
but if I go to sleep now I wake up to 4 hours of Rayman...
YOU HAD SIX HOURS TO SLEEP ANON
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
JUST WOKE UP WHAT I MISS
Oh wait
Nothing lol
Based ESA
>random prostitute status updates
go watch porn you actual turbo morons
THE BIG LAD HAS BEEN SPOTTED
Nevar 4get
please stop posting any time
Is your event a true speedrun event if this big homie isnt attending?
morning.
not a huge fan of Cojón. I'm going to see the Tomb Raider II run on the vod until this one is over
half of the staff wanted to cum in plum half didn't and that's how the dispute started
We're in the cumless timeline
Its like we've entered an alternate universe ESA where everythings slightly different and there were never Fumos, it was always Goose plushies
There's also Elmo and bootleg Garfield
The event been quite boring so far.
Grinding some runs of my own while waiting for the REAL event (Peggle Deluxe) to start.
That last time is a new PB, I'm pretty happy.
Excuse me this post is not related to nerd drama or the whereabouts of a vapid efemale please remove it.
Congratulations on your pb
Holy shit you made me check the schedule and it looks kinda dire. Not feeling today, but hopefully they will surprise me
Reflecting on the Camera Setup, I dont like how it seems formatted as if it were to collect moments for a documentary. It looks, for lack of a better word, corporate soulless
I know what you mean, it's clearly angled in a way that's more "emotional" compared to just pointing it straight down at the runner.
It doesn't make you feel part of the event, it makes me feel like pic related. Like I'm standing in the corner just checking out this event that happens to be in the hotel I'm staying at. Like I was walking through the corridors and just peaked in the room and I'm standing in the door, watching everyone else having fun. It also makes the crowd look much smaller as there's less chairs visible, so if those chairs don't have people on it, it looks super empty.
>and just peaked in the room
*peeked
REEEEEE
No, he peaked in the room. When he left the room he's back to being a socially awkward fella and he'll never feel belonging like he felt in the room when his life peaked.
Correct
GDQ did the same shit with the stage, it's awful. You want to feel the atmosphere of the room, all those people being there together. It just feels weird with the current angle.
I kinda get what they were going from and I like that you can see more of the audience, but it's not working for me. Turning the table to be 45 degrees from the camera would be better. You still get that the runners are facing the game, and have a more natural view of their face. The eyes are an important part of a face, so when you can't see them it looks like you're being ignored
It just all feels off. When stream 2 came up yesterday I felt like "Ahhh there's ESA" that felt like ESA to me, stream 1 doesn't. It feels like some random person's first attempt at a speedrun event it just all feels not quite right and awkward.
>Midnight in West Coast USA
I guess they're not screwed over much by the no 24 hours, its the East Coast thats truly fricked
b-bros... even this duck can get a gf...
Goosed for him.
Runs resuming in 20 minutes
Rate this run
F
Extreme boring run.
C. Extremely average. Not bad but not exciting in any way.
C, very average run. Decent commentary. Low energy, but as the first run of the morning that is okay. But I will never think about this run ever again.
F
Easily the least exciting thing I've ever fricking seen on any of the speedrunning events.
F
C for COCOON haha
F for not a 24 hour marathon
Alright the runs' done, rate it the F its gonna inevitably get.
Rate the run.
STREAM 2 CHADS WE'RE EATING GOOD TODAY
C
gremlin on the left looks like elliot page
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I dont think I've ever seen a run so low energy and boring in my entire life.
Oh its this guy what was his name, SmallSimon?
AverageHeightTim
LittleLarry
PunyPerry?
MidgetMick I think
LittleLenny
Is make a wish big in EU? Its extremely well known here in the US and I'm curious if it's big outside of here.
Not that I know if, I just know it as the thing where celebrities dress up as their characters.
I hate these inbetween runs shit. What happened to their old videos of speedrun strats explained or compilations of funny runs?
It's nice of Make-a-Wish to send this deformed little boy to his favorite speedrunning event.
r/ing the image of tinytim getting vored by the unit
>Wordle
Time for a meme run where they thought the idea was good on paper but it ends up dull as frick e.g. Duolingo
>any honkers in chat
they really do miss Lovare
>setting up for Peggle
You know you need a 24h marathon just so this kind of bullshit gets run at 2:30am
don't talk shit about peggle you Black person
Whats with all the goose shit they're pushing? At first I thought it was to hype up like an Untitled Goose Game run or something but I've searched and there isn't even one. Its just came out of nowhere this year.
Tiniest Tim
Was he neglected as a kid? Malnourished or something?
Kidnapped from the Shire
>stream has as many viewers during the reruns as the live event
huh
ʰᵉˡˡᵒ ᵍᵘʸˢ
/ourpedo/ on stream 2
Why don't they make fun games like Peggle Deluxe on PC anymore?
Which stream we watchin boyz?
stream 2 ofc. The Wii DKC games are underrated or maybe im just nostalgic for them. Also our guy on the couch for it
>speedrun of the best platformer on the Wii from a series with no bad speedruns
or
>Peggle
Which way, migger?
Peggle is great and had an enjoyable run at a recent GDQ
Stream 1 is still comfy for now so I will stay, I also like peggle. When those annoying ESA staff wake up I'll change stream.
I've noticed ESA in general improves when Huds isnt there.
we are hardcore pegging fanatics
Why don't they have only 1 stream but have it run games 24 hours?
they're experimenting and it's failing
Remind you of summer camp?
that was all success, baby
>t. GDQ attendee
I think people would react more negatively to Stream 2 being killed than to no 24 hours. If given the choice I think most ESAers both in person and viewership wise would prefer two streams not 24 hours over one 24 hour stream. Stream 2 is too engrained in the culture now.
The issue isnt the lack of runs or submissions, the issue is wanting to sleep, so having it be 24 hours would remove the whole reason for it not being 24 hours.
PEGGLE 2
Stream 2 starting off very strong, looks like it's going to be peak comfy
i like peggle and the gameplay is fantastic but the dude is negative charisma
Hes a peggle autist but he leans too much into the autism to be entertaining
watching stream 2 for now, monke
>GDQ thread slast 20 monutes
>esa tread not even at 300 after 5 hours
lol
Frick. This layout is even worse when you have to watch it on a window.
pegglechads
>runners can hear the donation sfx
holy shit this is moronic. i didn't mind the silly sfx as a viewer, but what do you do if you have to listen for audio cues?
>i didn't mind the silly sfx as a viewer
I hate it a lot but seeing as this cancer is probably raking in money I doubt they'll get rid of it.
poor guy got jumpscared by Mario so hard he's shellshocked
>dkc returns
Legit didn’t even know this was real
Or I forgot
which stream are we watching?
Peggle (1)
3rd
Always 1
Watch THIS stream
What the frick why did none of you fricks tell me Riekelt was on stream 2?
Really is the best OC of the event so far
I love Plum.
The German runner on stream 2 sounds less German than the Dutch runner running on stream 1
He sounds very fruity. Hes gay infa 1488%.
Fixeroo'd
youre hired
OHH BANANA
these backgrounds are nightmare fuel
me on the left
me on the right
imagine staring at this garbage for 10s of thousands of hours.
unrelated but does anyone else compulsively smash every mirror they see?
wait how old is this game? i've constantly heard about peggle 18 for decades so if this is the first one it must be ancient.
>2000 viewers stream 1
Not bad for morning, better than yesterday
that's the power of peggle
ESA....
is healing...
until it dies again during their shitty sleep break
>1 (ONE) guy in the audience for stream 1
this is just sad
does anyone here use https://betterttv.com/ ?
can you recommend it?
You get to see deleted comments so it's fun for GDQ.
WHY HASNT MY DONATION BEEN READ OUT?
>I'm gonna butcher this
>pronounces it just fine
HE IS WATCHING
You saw nothing.
Riekelt looks freaked out
Good morning.
Oh look, Riekelt hanging around the monkeh game.
Is there panties in this game?
Are*
Kongs are always bottomless
>everyone thought he was a pedo
>he's just monkehsexual
Incredibased
I wonder what his thoughts on bloons are
Why does Riekelt love games with some sort of primate in them?
They just happen to all be pretty good games.
Primates are the original gamers
He wishes to return to monke.
I want to see Chameleon at an event, it's a eurojank stealth game.
Yes I did, you purple harlot.
I think you got that for free, Anon... Show your receipt or show your kneecaps.
Why does Riekelt blink so weird, does he live in a cave so these stage lights are too bright for his eyes?
Could have dry eyes, or he's nervous being on a couch.
>choke
peggle choke
I wake up and it's on like Donkey Kong. Good morning ESA
gm king
We haven't gotten any new Plum doodles in a while... Makes a man question what life is all about...
we got a gta one on saturday
Who?
Good morning Ganker
Whats the Breakfast?
Porridge
Monke
Rate Peggle
WOO
A for Autism
B for Beggle
C, not bad but not good either, it existed
C
low energy
C
Too much autism and not enough trickshots.
C(omfy)
D
C
Solid B
Commentary was good when he wasn't completely tripping over his words
C it was an run
B
B
Rate Peggle
>eye drops actually destroy the protective film for tears, which leads to further dry eyes
It was a racket all along. No wonder my eyes feel dry nowadays and I blink so much...
ice packs 3 times a day
beautiful
>Mario WAHOO
That's klonoa you shit
it's Ganker's favorite guy on tv right now
Oh this guy has a calm voice. What a contrast to the previous run.
Wait a second, this isn't Plum!
Also good morning, here's to a great day of fun runs.
She cute
>stream 1 got mercy killed
>that animation
>tiny tim again
this ESA is fricking awful
Feels like there's nobody here in the threads too because by the time they're awake, or online or not wagieing or whatever its time for shutdown.
The people who's experience ESA for the first time have said in the thread they like it but thats cause they're just used to GDQ slop.
>there's no tricks or glitches, just playing the game as fast as you can
Uhh, well okay, back to DKC. The witch is cute at least.
stream 1 chads wtf is this kiddie shit
Plum's moronic cousing, Wendy.
HEY she's not moronic she just has low functioning autism!
My wife
Some shitty VVVVVV ripoff
That came out nine years before VVVVVV.
The contrast on the stream 1 cam is totally fricked up, did they buy a fancy new camera that they haven't mastered yet?
Yeah. There's not only a ton of layout issues as you can see right now but also a ton of focusing issues. And It was even worse before they covered the white table, if anyone has images of the blinding white table.
>tiny tim
>he's actually tiny
why this homie so short
Genetics, mostly
Diet of chippy teas and Dragon Soop
WayForward games are mid but I want to impregnate all their girls. Also need a crossover Plum pic with Wendy.
>choking on a kiddie game
The aspect ratio on their Gameboy emulator is a bit off, it's too stretched. It's not a big issue but once you notice that the game is a little wider than intended, you can't unsee it.
They stretched a 10:9 game to fit their 4:3 layout, the absolute troglodytes
The absolute state of stream 1.
Damn smug brat.
Needs 10 more years in her.
Her game sold more than Plum's game and she knows it.
You didn't have to put it like that
soulful comfy couch run in stream 1
You must be deaf. There is no enjoying stream 1 right now
Best stage on stream 2
>nikoheart
has it ever been as over as it is for this man
Why doesn't he just shave it off like Metako? Desperately hanging onto your last strands is fricking sad man.
Hello me
So to the Americans and other time zoned anons that got fricked over by ESA not doing runs in the night, did you change your sleep routine to watch more ESA or do you still keep your sleepr routine and catch what runs you can?
I'm NEET, never bothered me.
Based neets/temp neet.
Im a Brit NEET and in order to catch all the runs I ended up sleeping at normal times, so my sleep pattern is now fixed. (Went to sleep at midnight, woke up at 7:30)
I'm coincidentally off this week so I was going to NEET it up anyway.
It's not like it really makes a difference that much, all the stuff on during the time slot was like Fat Worm Blows A Sparky and not the really interesting games or runs.
I'm an ausgay neet and I hate the break and actively hope the staff that decided on it regret it. Not going to frick my sleep up to watch this mid esa either
>staff that decided on it
It's already been confirmed something bad went down and many staff aren't here. They don't have the people to run it 24 hours anymore, they don't have a choice or do because they decided to push so many staff people away.
The bad thing that went down WAS the move to put the break in
They literally don't have the staff. They can't stay awake 24/7. I legit wonder what kicked off the infighting so that half the staff bailed.
The staff left because the power struggles over who wanted to put the break in, cmon man stop being obtuse
Daspharaoh and someone else unknown who posted their ID (with a dragon dildo) have been in. They've both been vague about it, just that it was drama, and just say it was "dissent" a lot of it seems to do with the changes outside of just the no 24 hours.
I believe the staff exodus happened after the decision of no 24 hours and was part of the reason.
>I believe
I believe that Jesus is going to be running the next game on stream 2.
Well they lost half their staff and all but one sponsor and their average viewers are down since Americans cant watch so I think they do lel.
>tinytim run almost over
fug man, already missing this lil' homie
He's back on in about an hour, running a Spectrum or Amstrad or something game.
I can't wait for that guitar anon to make his edit.
based skip on stream 2
you can tell he was genuinely happy for getting it
nice. thank you anon
I tip my fedora to all my fellow NEET KINGS in this thread.
>NEET
I'm just a wfh chad
YA-YA-YA-YAYA
Rate this run
A
B
A
Short, fun and PP
C
C
B. Dropped a bit because tinytim.
C it was a run. I want to full nelson impregnate Wendy.
F
D for tiny tim
kek
A
B, luv TinyTim me
C
>WayForward
Ah, I see
Tim, no! Not on camera at least!
>DragonFable up next
Hell yeah.
The runner has exactly the name I'd expect a DragonFable runner to have too.
He's as fat as you'd expect too.
Its the big lad, you know the one.
How do these later DK games compare to DKC? Are they as good?
Not as good as DKC and while they have some problems, they're still solid. Tropical Freeze is considered better than Returns
A-
Mm, okay, love my monkeys so yeah.
I'll probably just grab Returns since it's easy to play through Dolphin. Not sure what I'd do for TF. Thanks!
>32:20 runner pb
>30 min estimate
how does esa accept this bs
RATE
DK Country
A
A
A, pretty good watch.
S
A, solid run and great commentary. Peak stream 2 comfy
B
S
A
S
B
A
B+
Rate Donkey Kong Country Returns
A. DKCR runs are great platform runs that don't feel their length when played well. And I'd say his mistakes were minor compared to the runner's absolute pop-offs.
S
Big Hoss
This lad is actually fatter than last time we saw him. I've met the type: you know this man just hates himself yet can't keep from spiralling downward. I'm astonished he has the confidence to show his face in public at this event, it might be the one positive influence in his life
Oh, it's this guy
This frickers at every streamrun event I watch. Even if hes not running he's there in the crowd. How does he afford it and find the time?
He's rich, apparently he also hires escorts to accompany him
Mad how stream 2 is the ESA everyone wants
Stream 1 or stream 2?
Give this chair a medal.
How much food do you have to eat every day to be this fat?
>making fun of our boy
Is this the guy that forgot to disable the steam overlay the last time, or they just look similar?
I feel bad for him because he seems like a nice lad who's pretty passionate about runs and attends all the events. Its just that was the mooment Ganker found out about the steam overlays being on so he was the unfortunate guy caught in the crossfire.
Looking at the bright side of life, a important lesson happened that day and there are little to no chances that will happen in the future. The before-run checklist probably has an extra bullet point now.
Thats a big guy.
For you
>there's a woman with a chest
Yeah I bet
>Still wearing a mask in >2024
CRINGE.
More like Dragon flabble
The frick? Is he speedrunning Adventure Quest?
Same devs, "different" game
This is giving me memories of having finished all my ICT work in school and having nothing to do.
>op armor costs premium currency
nice p2w speedrun gays
This is like those chink mobile ads.
who would play this on purpose
You wouldn't get it zoomer.
I'm in my thirties
again, why would anyone play this on purpose
Zoomers trying to larp, very cringe
>larp
>online
you do know what larp mean, right?
Go home zoomer
SO
Why is he Black person Tofu now?
No more mirroring.
Not bad, but now it looks like a kid got a "face the wall" punishment by the teacher.
They have two cams, the couch one is the mirrored one.
Same guy.
I actually prefer it to what they've been doing for some reason. Just feels less weird. Maybe because the game screen is actually a decent size now? Stream 2 still has the best layout though.
>streamrun
wew I meant speedrun
I would put the camera feed on the right, put that would confuse viewers even more than the mirroring.
The great circus mistery on Stream 2. I remember it as downgrade compared to magical quest. Guess they cut down on sprite rotations to maintain parity between the Snes and Megadrive versions.
I hate NikoHeart.
>rebel not running a game on steam again
Kek
Been so consumed by work that I completely forgot that ESA was going on, how's it been so far?
The runs have been pretty solid, the organization and setup have been wonky. Stream 2 is carrying thankfully
Some good runs, baffling layout decisions on stream 1, a lot of staff apparently bailed for this event due to unspecified drama that we can only speculate about.
Comfy runs, been utter shit between the runs. Also where did everyone go in stream 2?
They are watching /f/lash jank kino
Good despite some feather-rustling changes. Saturday was okay, Sunday was great, this morning's off to a good start
Weird. They made lots of changes and not all of them good, its taking a lot of getting used to. Just everything feels off, like we're watching a discount ESA or something. Wish.com ESA.
Actually good runs. Just pure, solid speedruns none of the silly gimmick shit like last event, but some very wonky and off putting production decisions and production value.
Day 1 was weird because there was this odd atmosphere, apparently some drama went down and most of the staff bailed, and there's a lot of unpopular changes. Day 2 was better once Stream 2 which they haven't changed arrived, Day 3 has also been better, so its improving day by day, but wow did ESA start with a whimper not a bang. Everyone seemed rushed off their feet and everything seemed rushed and last minute and everything was different and looked unfinished, they've literally been altering the layout day by day as the feedback comes in.
Daspharoh confirmed that someone at ESA pushed Prize mommy out because of her rising popularity which by extension means you lose Nashlax who I think made some of those videos you'd they play during setup time. I wonder how many other people was pushed out too.
I don't want drama to happen in events I like
Only in events that I don't like
Theres always drama in any community, some of its public, some of its behind the scenes, but anything with some sort of power structure always has power plays and conflicts.
>Daspharoh confirmed
don't make shit up especially about her of all people
See
>especially about her of all people
You sound like a simp lmao.
it's a falseflag, these images are posted on their twitter accounts same with yato. do you think they'd openly post here and talk shit about the event with evidence on who they are? use your brain
Those pics aren't on their twitters, but feel free to substantiate your claims.
>Says this literally in the thread she says it
not there this event because I started a new job in January, 9 hours a day 6 days a week for shit pay and I'm regretting everything but I also don't really have a choice
Metako had 0 agency on any of the changes afaik. He was allowed control for Legends, but not for the main events.
[...]
The hotel ip has been banned for years, I always used mobile data to post before. Someone took it personally this time.
[...]
idk if she still has insecurities, but I know that and any other mental issues she may or may not have are completely unrelated to the reason why she and Nash were pushed out.
And before you say anything, it wasn't because of the Kraut either. The reason why he has no runs this event is because he didn't submit anything worth adding to the schedule.
She doesn't have a twitter, well she does but it hasn't been updated since 2017.
Daspharaoh also said one of the larpers was right on the money so was probably legit here
I suspect its pic related as it was in the same thread that Daspharaoh was last confirmed to be in, also had a "all true" response and was also the thread where an ESA staff member posted their badge with a dragon dildo.
Thanks.
Feels like a very back to basics approach, and the benefits and drawbacks that come with that. They've made some weird choices this time around, some of it comes off amateurish.
When is RuffledBitch?
He dropped out of the schedule about a month ago.
Whats the difference between Dragonfable and Adventure Quest?
>soulful art bad
You DID buy and play his new coomer game, yes?
Why is his art still so bad?
No but I fapped to his edgy animated rape scene he did way back.
Why is this dudebro running a Mickey game
All alone except Etienne...
based frenchie
AEtienne is based french. He's been to all events for years now and can be seen often in audience watching runs.
He has the duality of based Gunvolt runs and cringe Pokemon runs. The French are a perplexing species and yet I can call them brothers
he is a fricking psycho
It's honestly jarring hearing someone who looks and sounds like him go on about rng.
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like
RebelDragon needs to get his weight under control so he lives long enough to deliver more flash kino runs.
The creator of this game
>Dudebro runner and skinny supportive nerd in the audience
Wholesome.
"Everyone left" Stream 2 runs are some of my fave runs.
Everyones went to watch my big homie
The chad stream 1 vs the virgin stream 2
Oh. Now I know why everyone left stream 2.
Oh it's him, nice. Hope he does well.
Nikoheart looks kinda like of of those
i want to watch both streams, why do the short interesting ones and long marathons always have to overlap on both streams? goddamn
Does anyone remember the Pokemon run where some cripple German was on the couch and the runner was a Dane I believe? Now that was peak comfy ESA for me.
I just turned on stream1, can someone explain what the frick is this?
flash game
Old flash game.
Classic flashkino
Its a speedrunning event
They're increasing.
Rate this run
B
B
B-, a bit incomprehensible with all the content added decades after the quest was designed.
Did really make me want to play DragonFable again though.
B
C
B. I am astonished by how well I followed everything and how quirky it all felt. Short and sweet, too. Fatman did a good job
C
Why the frick is stream 2 still with issues?
>look away for a sec
>miss the run
Back to stream 2 i guess
GankerERS, ANYONE ELSE READY FOR WORLDE? HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYP THANK YOU GDQ FOR HAVING ME
M-Miggy?
NOT YET
YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF, GO MIG RIGHT NOW
no
HOOOOLD
Well you frickers wanted videos.
That was a cope and seethe video
MICKEY BROS OUR POWER IS INCREASING
I'm back to Stream 2 that Worlde shit is hella boring already.
FUMO SPOTTED
Also what the frick am I looking at
NOW ITS FEELING LIKE ESA AGAIN.
Goosebert fumo when?
What the frick is on stream 1
IT ARRIVED
Rate this run
B for Burger
B, did a good job despite some mistakes.
B, very entertaining for a game so simple.
A
A+ great run and commentary by runner
A for AMERICA
A
S
Best run today so far.
How mad do you think Disney is about Steamboat Willie being public domain? They're still trying to file DMCA claims for him.
This is the company that knowingly filed claims for the birthday song that they never even owned the rights to begin with.
Wasn't that Warner Bros?
A
A for America
Also it was a good run
A, pretty good commentary
C
A chad energy
A
A
B
S for OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
A for u s of A
Wordle guy is going to choke
He has no lives left
Brutal
>Hey you know how we accepted Duolingo last year just because it was something different and it turned out to be boring dogshit? Lets do that again but for Wordle!
Different doesnt always mean good. This is clearly not meant to be speedran. Its a person typing in letters.
CHOKE
worldle guy is impressive for solving this so quick but man is it really boring to watch
I am a wordle homosexual. This runner is pure shit. I will admit it's impressive only because he is French and nothing more even when he DNF'd.
RESET
GET HIM OUT
BANNED
FRICKING FAILURE
Failed run
>watching a person type words
wow riveting
runner could have stopped on a high note yet chose to do another round of fricking wordle
I NEED TO FRICKING MIG RIGHT THE FRICK NOW
WE STILL HAVE 19 MORE SUB PAGES TO GO, NO MIGGY YET!!
Update on the wordle runner:
Why do degenerate people openly admit this stuff? Why not hide it/keep it to themselves?
He's a 26 year old probably single retail wagie that speedruns shit games, he is invisible to normal society anyways.
They substitute personality with a kink.
HE SAID OUR WORD!!!!
KINO!!!
>choke
>page 10
15 sub-pages to go, do NOT miggy yet.
Shame is dead in the modern day, embrace your new gods.
Just tuning into stream 1, how do you even play Wordle? Is this scrabble?
It's basically hangman
Hangman with shorter words and you have to purely get it by guessing. You don't get letters to choose from
man ESA always has some comfy fricking music
I wish they'd play real vidya music, you can just mute it for the VOD anyway so you don't get a strike.
WILL he make it under estimate?
I refuse to believe some of these words are real
I got filtered by the daily wordle when the word was Epoxy. Literally never heard of this word until that day.
semen
SEMEN
>semen